Ah, classic! Those are the words of a true bumper philosopher. Nothing like a bit of dark humor and a reminder to respect both parking spaces and pedestrians-one pun at a time!" 😂
We did know it all. We grew up fast in the 60's-70's. Nam, Watergate, Riots, Civil Rights, Kent State, Manson ... We were dealing with a lot of shit as kids.
Spotted whilst working in the US in the late 90s, pickup truck, gun rack in the back window and of course it's Texas. Bumper sticker reads "Don't honk I'm reloading"
My favorite bumpersticker is “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” I saw it while I was in college and have only seen it maybe one more time since. I need to buy a t-shirt for my middle daughter with this on it, because she loves dragons.
I used to work for the Missile Defense Agency, one of the cars in the parking lot has a bumper sticker that said "As a matter of fact, I AM a rocket scientist."
@WildlyEclectic i was working on a nasa job, sidewalk. I called the project manager one day said, Houston we have a problem 😅, it was a small problem lol
Bumper sticker I've seen here in New York: "Let me tell you about my grandchildren!" I always want to reply: "Must You? I really have better things to do- like cleaning out my septic tank..."
I'm going to start calling people I don't like, (which is most) Slinky. They won't know why, maybe I'll explain it to them. A lot of the other bs's, meh.😑
Best I've had on my truck is: "Earth First, We'll Screw other planets later" and "Don't blame me, I'm not from this planet", not to forget "Slow, but in front of you!"
4:49 Back during the Reagan administration, I found myself one day in the drive-through at the bank, and the car ahead of me had the bumper sticker, "Gipperdaemmerung." I figured about five people in Richmond, Va., would understand and appreciate that. 5:04 Fossil fuels are the remnants of ancient plant material, not animals. Just sayin'.
3:20 Unsurprisingly that same person has a license plate that says "License Plate". Mounted on a license plate holder which, also, only speaks truth. edit: 4:25 On the rear window, there's also a "Renegade" icon from Mass Effect.
5:40 When the "Baby on Board" stickers were popular, I saw one car go by with "Ex-Husband in Trunk." 7:36 If the horse were Mr. Ed, this would still be workable. 12:04 The Volkswagen "Thing" also came with exactly ZERO amenities. I think I read somewhere that it was originally designed as a military utility vehicle (a la the Jeep).
It was designed courtesy of a Mr H as a "Peoples Car" (hence the name) in the mid 1930s. The deposits people paid to get one went towards financing the German arms build-up and helped make the Second World War possible. Once production proper started the original Beetles were, as you say, used by the military.
@@josepherhardt164 i assumed that the vehicle being referred to was the Beetle. Is it rather referring to that odd later 'station-wagon with the engine in the back' device? Sort of a Beetle with different bodywork? Teacher at school had one, which would fit in dates-wise.
@@alfnoakes392 No, I don't think so. Look up Volkswagen Thing on the wiki of pedia. I can't include a link because the YT bot will delete my post. Heck, I can't even directly mention the wiki of pedia as one word. It'll bring up the Volkswagen Type 181, which in the US was sold as the Thing.
@@josepherhardt164 Wonderful, I want one! 'Basic' and easy to keep going. Their rarity explains why i have never heard of them before. Thanks for the heads-up.
0:37 LOL! 🤣😂🤣😅 0:47 Fair enough… 😅🙂↕️ 1:37 I need that… No one needs to know I’ve never had a warrant. 🤫 2:45 I need this one too! 😮Knowing me I’m probably already crying as well. Besides honking is pointless because I go the speed limit. And honking will do one of two things... Technically three I suppose: 1.) Make me cry more. 😭🤧 2.) It would make me turn my music up louder to drown out the cacophony of honking rudeness! 😑😤🎶🎵🔊 3.) Make me start wishing and praying a lot harder that I could become rich enough to just buy another car without a care in the world if I did a surprise break check. 💵💰💢😈👿😈👊🏼💥 2:59 This one about killed me! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Except that’s more of a “flesh wound” than a scratch… 😬😅 5:32 Oh Snap! Wish that wasn’t so accurate. 🤷🏻♀️🤣😂🤣😂🤣 5:58 Hahahahaha! 😅🤣😂🤣 8:13 Welp… Could’ve fooled me… 😬🫣 8:25 Same! 😭😭😭🤧 RIP brain…
0:53)When the Slinkies inventor got divorced, his wife got the patent. 4:44)About 40 years back, somebody got the bright idea of getting a plate that said NO TAG.The plate arrived with about US$3,000. worth of unpaid parking and traffic tickets for vehicles without plates.
I really don't understand why people think Tesla drivers have the same views as Musk. I've never looked at a Ford driver and thought "Hey, a communist sympathiser"
back during the 1970s gas crisis there were 2 bumper stickers that were hilarious. 1) America Needs Gas, Eat More Beans. 🍜. 2) Save Gas Fart In A Jar. 🪣
@@RichardA-w2q it was Liberal Pierre Trudeau doing that here in Canada. hate his politics but respect the person though, he had a vision and made it become real, ya have to respect that.
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Two of my favorites I had many years ago....
"So many pedestrians, so little time", and
"Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people".
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
"You look like I need a drink" is about the same thing.
Ah, classic! Those are the words of a true bumper philosopher. Nothing like a bit of dark humor and a reminder to respect both parking spaces and pedestrians-one pun at a time!" 😂
A sticker from the 1960s read:
Quick employ a teenager, while they know it all.
Turns out nothing changed. That teenager is now a Boomer who thinks everyone is entitled to his opinion.
We did know it all. We grew up fast in the 60's-70's. Nam, Watergate, Riots, Civil Rights, Kent State, Manson
... We were dealing with a lot of shit as kids.
@@lsingstock1646Boy, howdy, ya got that right. '56 was a dang fine year to be born.
Spotted whilst working in the US in the late 90s, pickup truck, gun rack in the back window and of course it's Texas. Bumper sticker reads "Don't honk I'm reloading"
That's better than any of these on the video.
@fanman4230 have something similar on my motorcycle helmet, also have helmet laws suck lol
I really like the 'slinky toy' one. Cracked me up. These bumper stickers are great. Thank you
My favorite bumpersticker is “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” I saw it while I was in college and have only seen it maybe one more time since. I need to buy a t-shirt for my middle daughter with this on it, because she loves dragons.
Have it.
My favorite, spotted on the campus of the University of New Mexico in the 1990's... "Geologists know what makes the bed-rock"
That's clever!
Seen on a plumber's truck, " A flush beats a full house ".
I lolled!
My all time favorite, on my grandpa's 62 Chevy, I might be slow,but I'm ahead of you😂
Best one I ever saw: "I own hell; my wife gave it to me."
Oh Snap! I’m so sorry! 😬😅🤣😂🤣
Gotta love those wyle coyote decals
I know, right . That is a good one. Poor coyote.
Good ones. Remember: Save the chubby unicorns
Never saw it, but it's still hilarious.
Many years ago: “My kid was inmate of the month at our county jail.” Seen many since then. But that’s still my favorite.😂🎉
Love the T-Rex eating the family! 😅
MY FAVORITE IS," WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE OVERCOMES THE LOVE OF POWER THE WORLD WILL KNOW PEACE"! JIMI HENDRIX
I spotted one too, in very small letters it said, "If you can read this, you're too close!"
I saw a similar one that ended "thank a teacher".
"GOD, HELP ME BE THE PERSON,
MY DOG THINKS I AM"😊
I used to work for the Missile Defense Agency, one of the cars in the parking lot has a bumper sticker that said "As a matter of fact, I AM a rocket scientist."
@WildlyEclectic i was working on a nasa job, sidewalk. I called the project manager one day said, Houston we have a problem 😅, it was a small problem lol
Bumper sticker I've seen here in New York: "Let me tell you about my grandchildren!" I always want to reply: "Must You? I really have better things to do- like cleaning out my septic tank..."
"I found Jesus! He's in the trunk. I'll let you see him for $5."
About the Toyoda sticker. You know the company was founded by Kiichiro Toyoda, don't you?
I don't think many people know that. But they do now!
I saw one in upstate New York that said "For a small town this place sure has a lot of assholes."
Not a bumper sticker but I seen a work truck with the slogan" your poop is our bread and butter
1988 I moved to a noplace place in Fla. Navarre wasn't even on the map. I saw like 5 stickers that said "Bad Cop No Donuts".😅😂 I still laugh at that.
My Yugo lasted 187k miles with very few problems!! I've not seen one in ages ... 😿
Up until about 2012, there was an orange Yugo tooling around Oxnard CA. Finally got a look at the driver... who looked about as drab as I expected.
“When momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy”
The fact that many of these stickers are crooked is triggering my OCD!
Given the season we're in, several years ago my son had a dozen bumper stickers printed that said:"VOTE NO FOR PRESIDENT"
I'd love to find this one: "CRIME WOULDN'T PAY IF THE GOVERNMENT RAN IT." Saw it quite a while back but haven't seen it since.
Saw my favorite sometime in the last millennium "Down with Hot Pants!!"
Saw the following on a bumper sticker years ago:
Married men don’t live longer, it just seems longer.
I'm going to start calling people I don't like, (which is most) Slinky. They won't know why, maybe I'll explain it to them. A lot of the other bs's, meh.😑
Best one I’ve seen: “I may be slow, but I’m still ahead of you!”
Poor tyrannosaurus rex can't make his bed either.
That's my excuse
Do you know why a T-Rex has bad breath? A: It's extremely hard for them to brush their teeth!
To quote Roy Hess: "I don't know if you know it, because I don't like to talk about it...but I was born with really short arms!"
3:15 the license plate tho... sticking to his theme
The one that said: "NEW DRIVER - GOOD LUCK EVERYONE' had to be put on there by DAD.
Beer will save the world
I just don't know how
Best I've had on my truck is:
"Earth First, We'll Screw other planets later" and
"Don't blame me, I'm not from this planet", not to forget
"Slow, but in front of you!"
4:49 Back during the Reagan administration, I found myself one day in the drive-through at the bank, and the car ahead of me had the bumper sticker, "Gipperdaemmerung." I figured about five people in Richmond, Va., would understand and appreciate that.
5:04 Fossil fuels are the remnants of ancient plant material, not animals. Just sayin'.
I'm a 61yo childless cat man.
Shrimp, Shrimp, Shrimp The Number Of The Feast🤘🏻ROCK ON!!!!!!!🤘🏻🤙🏻✌🏻
5:35 Scoff. My CATS behave better than most people's kids.
8:10 needs an addendum: "Or don't, and find out."
Like the T-Rex stickers!
Do you know why a T-Rex has bad breath? A: It's extremely hard for them to brush their teeth!
3:20 Unsurprisingly that same person has a license plate that says "License Plate". Mounted on a license plate holder which, also, only speaks truth.
edit: 4:25 On the rear window, there's also a "Renegade" icon from Mass Effect.
That was so great and your comments were funny as well.
PROUD to be a childless cat lady!
5:40 When the "Baby on Board" stickers were popular, I saw one car go by with "Ex-Husband in Trunk."
7:36 If the horse were Mr. Ed, this would still be workable.
12:04 The Volkswagen "Thing" also came with exactly ZERO amenities. I think I read somewhere that it was originally designed as a military utility vehicle (a la the Jeep).
It was designed courtesy of a Mr H as a "Peoples Car" (hence the name) in the mid 1930s. The deposits people paid to get one went towards financing the German arms build-up and helped make the Second World War possible. Once production proper started the original Beetles were, as you say, used by the military.
@@alfnoakes392 The VW "Thing" was produced from 1968 to 1983, so definitely post-war.
@@josepherhardt164 i assumed that the vehicle being referred to was the Beetle. Is it rather referring to that odd later 'station-wagon with the engine in the back' device? Sort of a Beetle with different bodywork? Teacher at school had one, which would fit in dates-wise.
@@alfnoakes392 No, I don't think so. Look up Volkswagen Thing on the wiki of pedia. I can't include a link because the YT bot will delete my post. Heck, I can't even directly mention the wiki of pedia as one word.
It'll bring up the Volkswagen Type 181, which in the US was sold as the Thing.
@@josepherhardt164 Wonderful, I want one! 'Basic' and easy to keep going. Their rarity explains why i have never heard of them before. Thanks for the heads-up.
I think the dice in the windows was referring to the dungeon master being upset. Dungeon & dragon
Unlikely hit, but rolled a 20 😅
We had those in the 60's😅
You know I wonder if a cop ever stopped any of these people like with the insurance etc...
Sticker: My second car is also a Porsche.
0:37 LOL! 🤣😂🤣😅
0:47 Fair enough… 😅🙂↕️
1:37 I need that… No one needs to know I’ve never had a warrant. 🤫
2:45 I need this one too! 😮Knowing me I’m probably already crying as well. Besides honking is pointless because I go the speed limit. And honking will do one of two things... Technically three I suppose:
1.) Make me cry more. 😭🤧
2.) It would make me turn my music up louder to drown out the cacophony of honking rudeness! 😑😤🎶🎵🔊
3.) Make me start wishing and praying a lot harder that I could become rich enough to just buy another car without a care in the world if I did a surprise break check. 💵💰💢😈👿😈👊🏼💥
2:59 This one about killed me! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Except that’s more of a “flesh wound” than a scratch… 😬😅
5:32 Oh Snap! Wish that wasn’t so accurate. 🤷🏻♀️🤣😂🤣😂🤣
5:58 Hahahahaha! 😅🤣😂🤣
8:13 Welp… Could’ve fooled me… 😬🫣
8:25 Same! 😭😭😭🤧 RIP brain…
I think the music is great.
"Do Not Tailgate- Driver Chews Tobacco."
On a truck I saw Pass with care. Driver chews.
0:53)When the Slinkies inventor got divorced, his wife got the patent.
4:44)About 40 years back, somebody got the bright idea of getting a plate that said NO TAG.The plate arrived with about US$3,000. worth of unpaid parking and traffic tickets for vehicles without plates.
1:22 not laughed that hard in a long time.
I want to die in my sleep, not like the guy screaming riding beside him 😂
That was fun.
11:11, noooo, that's a 20D sticker
I want one thst says "go die in your own time"
The one on my car says "OVERQUALIFIED FOR CHIPPENDALES."
6:20 - May I offer a counterargument: “Of all the things I’ve lost in life, I miss my mind the least. (I’m having a lot more fun without it!)”
I’ve seen one that said MILF: Man I Love Frogs.
Save the chubby unicorns.
"Don't laugh. Your daughter may be inside"
Bumper Stickers are cool, but not on the paint. You'll be sorry if you have to remove them. Use on glass only.
I like mine: "Be a Sport, Don't Abort"
Waiting to see the stick figures (family, pets) on the front fender.
Don't drive like you only learned how to drive from the back pages of the state drivers manual.
I always mute the music, it’s very annoying! Just sayin’.
me too
No it should say " Honking is very annoying ‼️😡 I am a deaf driver 😡"
Do they still make Yugo’s?
You like your coffee how? I like my coffee like all women… bitter!
Here are of them?
T. rex masterbation must be rough !!!
Congratulations! You won the most annoying music track for today
😂😂
Here are of them????
Random baby noises?
I took my "like" back because all of these I've seen already.
Racist, that last one.
Oil did not come from dinosaurs.
And lemmings don't jump off cliffs, still, everyone gets the reference.
@@DoloresLehmann Sure. Next thing you know, you'll be trying to tell us that coyotes don't have rocket skates.
@@ColonelSandersLite Even worse. I'll be trying to tell you that coyotes are actually must faster than roadrunners! Without their rocket skates! 🙂
1:06 Then sell your car and buy a ford.
I really don't understand why people think Tesla drivers have the same views as Musk. I've never looked at a Ford driver and thought "Hey, a communist sympathiser"
@@OpinionatedNoOne Brainwashed lefties.
If I find out my carpenter's an a-hole, I also don't sell my table.
@@DoloresLehmann he may be be an a-hole, but he made one heck of a table, lol. And I wouldn't think you were an a-hole for buying his table.
@@OpinionatedNoOne Fair, but I am confused why anyone would think a large corporation in the US would be associated with communism.
Not funny… a poor selection
back during the 1970s gas crisis there were 2 bumper stickers that were hilarious.
1) America Needs Gas, Eat More Beans. 🍜.
2) Save Gas Fart In A Jar. 🪣
Yup! I remember those.
Yep I was born in 1964 I remember Demoncrat's president Jimmy Carter raising gas and diesel and oil and electric power bills .
@@RichardA-w2q it was Liberal Pierre Trudeau doing that here in Canada.
hate his politics but respect the person though, he had a vision and made it become real, ya have to respect that.