The Definitive UFC Rizz Tier List (2023)

Today I decided to drop a vid that the culture needed, I'm tier listing top UFC fighters based on their rizz/game in the club chatting up the baddies and I give my opinions on guys like Paulo Costa, Khamzat Chimaev, Sean Strickland, Shavkat, Ian Garry, Israel Adesanya, Conor McGregor and MANY MORE including some funny impressions. Let me know what you guys think of the list and if I missed anybody, make sure you drop a like, subscribe and follow me on ig @bedtimemma

[@nihil3923]

Costa: Flirting
Raul Rosas: Harassment

[@fredk6992]

Meep meep

[@jezebulls]

Costa: Hespect me!
Rosas: Herathhhment

[@calebgao6931]

​@@jezebullsI read the Rosas line with Mike Tysons voice lol

[@clearlyalunhead1109]

Colby low-key been rizzing Weili zhang

[@georgivasilev8428]

Love that we're acknowledging that now 😂

[@notaburner5002]

Jorge definitely put bro on game😭😭

[@hiruyabebaw7140]

Real

[@CazWitDaCash]

He already completed the mission with polyiana

[@hiruyabebaw7140]

@@CazWitDaCash fingee in the bu-

[@r3n722]

shavkat has the best rizz ive ever seen, to rizz laura sanko without speaking a word is out of this world

[@jadenthelistener1700]

Izzy rizzed sanko without saying anything also

[@GoulagInamte777]

@@jadenthelistener1700Izzy is also an interspecie rizzler, willie time

[@TmBeast17]

it aint too hard to rizz sanko, she's for the streets

[@monkiplatts9224]

shavkat got that genghis khan rizz

[@laptv2144]

You mean r a p e?

[@Osoz3]

Strickland breaks every rule imaginable, and he keeps getting away with it.

[@rais6036]

Dude has a hot girlfriend

[@snowman1886]

He can’t keep getting away this!!

[@clkgtr12]

speed 1v20 typa vibe

[@NRC613]

​@@snowman1886was that English?

[@Stanky_Foot]

@@rais6036 that's his beard strickland is a member of the LGBTQXYZ community

[@kevinmurphy5878]

Nate diaz easy S tier. Rizzed an entire fan base into making excuses for his losses.

[@Cam_urai]

Tracy Cortez really went to “D-City” then sipped Paulo’s secret juice after 💀

[@Hairyvaginawithinfection]

lmfaoo Marvin Vettori doing the orc war cry in the face of some poor girl in a club because she asked him his star sign

[@jezebulls]

U know some girl in the club would love to get smashed by a caveman

[@gure6052]

Desean pulled Nina unintentionally. He' S+ tier no cap

[@Topdoggin010]

Honorable S tier mention Charles Oliveira😎

[@tannermcguire7713]

Dude exudes confidence and is a bad motherfucker 😅

[@FitnezFreek]

Israel adesanya is the Drake of mma

[@fredk6992]

You know Izzy has his ghost writer cook him up some Z-tier pick-up lines. TRUST TRUST

[@tresdess]

That's 9 Mario Rios collabs in a row bruv

[@manisolanki9013]

Young Sean Strickland would be S tier.

[@spiphieboi7079]

*Belal tryna rizz a baddie*
*baddie leaves*
Belal: “remember the name” *passes her a paper with his number*

[@jezebulls]

Imagine a swagged out Belal getting a bunch of girls in his VIP table but gets overly confident that he takes his black out shades off.

[@spiphieboi7079]

@@jezebulls impossible for me to imagine

[@kellohitty69]

​@@jezebullsmy mind went blank.

[@kobaltextreme3517]

He is literally a human patato head that been put back together all fucked up

[@kobaltextreme3517]

There's no way that the most rizz doesn't go to conor he had al the bitches he brought so may celeb bitches to ufc to watch him fight no other fighter has done that like that.

[@siuchaos2606]

Strickland with hair is 100% S tier, no questions asked the man literally looks like a disney prince.

[@tempacct5812]

disney prince lmao, that sounds so sus

[@youcantseeme2244]

Bro good job on this 😂
I'm trying to imagine a scenario where Belal is at the club wearing his custom bloodied up Colby shirt telling all the girls that Colby and Leon are ducking him. Meanwhile, Colby is in the corner filming a My Bookie ad, holding one of his models at gunpoint. And Khamzat is there just screaming and choking out the bouncers.

[@jezebulls]

Imagine a swagged out Belal getting a bunch of girls in his VIP table but gets overly confident that he takes his black out shades off.

[@Black.Gold.24K]

Pat Barry got that “age is just a number” rizz

[@lorenzorizzo7513]

Best tier lister on yt

[@pingu6028]

the Tom Aspinall bit had me in tears 🤣

[@emmanuelmakoba6085]

Bro 😂

[@poopoowater6252]

Nah every time this man uploads a video it’s the most random creative and entertaining shit about mma I’ve ever seen 💀

[@beauosickey1403]

fr😂😂 one of the only chanels i look forward to new uploads

[@el_samsa]

Colby on D?? He rizzed Polyana Viana, how is he on D with that achievement?

[@out_of_orbit1968]

Belal has that Halal Rizz thou 😢

[@multiverseofmalice7795]

shavkat pulled sanko with 0 effort 🤣

[@roflswamp6]

I didn't know what rizz was til I saw this video. Now I know I ain't got rizz 😢

[@joryfeldman8772]

Dude. Please make a part 2. The impressions were insane

[@everbono8541]

trump 😂

[@AQBPlays]

‘I believe I deserve the next date night’
D tier Leon

[@felipearaujo9673]

Did you see the video of Alex Pereira on the mechanical bull? Women go crazy for him.

[@chesiii4]

Sean at welterweight may be s tier

[@jonjonescellmate4955]

WHAT IT DO BEDTIME CREW

[@Ulick3]

“Shavkat Rizzmonov”

[@pavopija]

Merab is definitely The Rizzlet can't believe u forgot him.. easy A tier

[@kevinmurphy5878]

Rizzed a reigning UFC champion of the same sex. Quite the accolade

[@Topdoggin010]

Him and aljo interlock they toes together

[@dev-4525]

7:25 "🥰🥰 Paulo Costa's got that game bro 🥰🥰" LMAOO

[@urielsanderovich5134]

Poatan is S tier change my mind

[@AQBPlays]

🗿

[@pickleboy904]

Strickland with hair is S

[@thesaltyguy2489]

welterweight strickland is S

[@AQBPlays]

Ah Abercrombie and Strickland days

[@LeanEnthusiast]

Rose namajunes got w fizz she rizzed up pat Barry as a minor

[@pingu6028]

poor Belal cant catch a break - but yeah, he is probably the only UFC fighter they wouldnt let into the club

[@AQBPlays]

Impressions are S tier

[@SGTxSAT1V420]

Girl be asking pereira to go back to his house…
Pereira: uhhh chama eh uhhhh desanya 🗿

[@MarioHernandez-ey5cb]

Colby rizzing up Polyana Viana and--at least according to Colby--repeatedly rejecting the advances of Joanna "the Booby Woman" should've bumped him up to at least C tier

[@Mrimperialbeast]

And how he’s after weili and also commenting on thick ailu perez pics

[@funtv4920]

@@Mrimperialbeast dudes always after Latinas and Asians😆

[@imjustin412]

That conor impression was really good

[@poopoomudd4219]

Now mma youtube rizz tier list

[@wjz3]

Charles Rizziveira P4P #1 best rizzler

[@bencabrera8957]

The rizzler has a name and it’s Charles Olivera 🐐🐐

[@jefferyrosario2144]

Where’s Charles olivera

[@matte2867]

the impressions are the best part

[@8or4_]

Arnold Allen in the club drinking milk is killing me😂😂

[@nabscass]

Unpopular opinion: bedtimes impressions >>> gurus impressions

[@jocoolshow]

Ion think that’s an unpopular opinion gang

[@nabscass]

@@jocoolshow nobody really mentions it bro and people act like gurus impressions are so good

[@hadjsadokilyas3675]

Chael probably got that poetic rizz

[@bedtimemma]

I literally have a ig reel saved of Chael explaining how he pulled his wife so i can use the method

[@surfbored.]

Fucking love this channel man, never miss a vid

[@brendanbeauchemin9842]

This was an unexpectedly funny video the impressions were awesome

[@jayhandave]

The mma guru influence can be seen. Hilarious vid bro, new sub

[@faizanarshad3790]

mad amazing impressions bro

[@greenpython8367]

Fuckin golden Leon impression bro

[@Jtaguines]

I love your impressions so much bro 😭😭😭😭

[@Kubrickofturkey]

Don't know shit about MMA this guy is just the greatest entertainer

[@im2fast4u14]

The impressions secured my sub

[@JBJMMA]

Man yo impressions on point

[@random_dude3184]

the aspinall impression is marvelous

[@senorfrog5605]

Your impressions are really good

[@BigBruceT]

That’s 9 top tier videos in a row bruv

[@rais6036]

Bruh your impressions 🤣 now you've added Tom Aspinalls voice

[@ernestasrumsas6223]

These are the tier lists we want

[@conner-rob]

My glorious oceanic king, Another amazing video

[@flocktock4412]

Missed opprotunity to throw poatan in there

[@qq-bu2pz]

BEST MMA CHANNEL

[@hectorgrazio9372]

Ian Garry needs to be in F tier by himself

[@alexdiaz3311]

Sean Strickland with hair steals everyone's girls

[@emmanuelmakoba6085]

Izzy's TRUST 😂😂

[@Hats502]

“That’s noine fumbled in a row”
Shavkat has to be S tier though. Bro has Laura Sanko hot and bothered by doing literally nothing. Imagine if he tried to pull. Costa also should be there since he rizzed up Bedtime’s girl

[@AlfimAlves]

That’s the whole point bruv, if you have to try it’s already over

[@euginelee3721]

colby is s confident and had poliana

[@BrandonGarcia-bp4ix]

He's a virgin

[@sw0re0]

Aspinall one killed me😂

[@user-dw5su2lg5o]

"What it do bedtime crew" is my favorite pickup line, thats what I call rizz

[@SpartanExistence]

this is hilarious!

[@funkmasterflay]

These are the most important videos in the mma community.

[@Horrorvaultyoutube]

That connor impression is unreal

[@pointlessepic5201]

Tom Aspinalls rating aged horrifically 💀💀

[@Haste5.0]

Mcgregor is the most charismatic person in mma history he should have been S tier easy

[@anon_private_user]

Leon edwards chases women at night. But he also has the most aesthetic physique. Has to be B tier.
Marvin has that italian accent which automatically gives him A tier.
Adesanya is S tier but for men. Could definitely pull Tyler the creator or Lil nas.

[@ooohbabyyeah]

fkn hilarious bro

[@curtisgreen4620]

Bro this shit is hilarious!

[@orimarnamzug151]

the glazing is crazy 😭😭

[@JakeQV]

What the actual fuck is this tier list?
Make another pls

[@joshuadelacruz6617]

Dude. Bedtime realizing how sus the video is in the middle is hilarious.

[@alexjorga6412]

Love from eswatini bro

[@alexjorga6412]

Love from papua new guinea bro

[@Will12000]

Leon is at least B tier because he has the most aesthetic physique in the multiverse

[@alexjorga6412]

Bedtime classic

[@tristanatherton9784]

You have the most personality put into your videos compared to any mma channel

[@eBoyGarb]

i dont know what rizz is, but with this I understand now

[@Fightookaishii]

Nah the Adesanya impression 🤣 😂 😆 TRUSS TRUSS 😂😂

[@Ryk-bf2hj]

Bro that Vettori impression 6:40 is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[@bigtreeman7463]

AINT BED TIME ITS GAY BOY TIME!!!!!!!

[@NBKDoku]

Colby the rizz god

[@daniyalsabitov2202]

Come on bro we all know that Belal steals everyone's wife by decision

[@shotgunshelz7987]

Hilarious Izzy entry.

[@YoYoLogo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂THANK YOU

[@cole1528]

Tom Aspinall. D tier.
“What would it take?”

[@user-xr3ul2xc1l]

That wasn't him trying to rizz her up, he just gave Nina a taste of her own medicine. If women truly like men woth a humble personality but he's confident and absolutely massive he'd probably be in b tier

[@__The.World.of.Music__]

No way you put Izzy at C. If there's an F tier he would be below it

[@krsnambhatia1752]

Bro you forgot gsp, rampage, rockhold & so many more. Gotta do a part 2