LemoNades well 320 people liked the comment how can nobody care? they never liked it for no reason, so please if you don't understand the meaning don't say no one cares because 320 people liked it
They will remove it when they decide to add wireless charging. You won't need a lightning connector anymore, now just wireless. It takes courage to remove all ports.
Samsungs futuristic features wont be cool or trendy until the sheep leader Apple does it. Then wireless charging, etc will be in and itl be the best thing to ever happen in the eyes of the imassesofsheep.
"The iPhone 14 is the most innovative phone ever. It doesn't have a charger port, why? Cause You can't charge it, now every time you run out of charge You just go and buy a new iPhone. It's that simple"
@@hipeople7338 i turned off my iphone maybe 2 weeks ago im done with this pos company ... im rocking a flip phone got a nice little camera for pictures and use my laptop for youtube im done with iphone
Now no joke here: but I really imagine and crave for this future. Except for the joke part where the phone gets uncharged after a day, AND INSTEAD you have a phone with micro nuclear reactor which make it last 10 years. Then I don't mind, and actually want it.
Hahahahahaha I wouldn't be surprised. Or they'll act like they are saving people, "upgrade to get your headphone jack back!" and then add something like "the camera is also .01 times better" making the Apple game continue 😂
Iphone X is a completely new series of phones, so they did not remove anything as it's the first model of the new Iphone series. In fact the Iphone 8 has its home button like all its predecessors...
Jovan Leon Jovan Leon Laugh all you want, that argument is ignorance at its finest, claiming that is like saying HP keep to take away features from their pc because the Pavilion series hasn't the touch screen whereas the others do.
When Steve passed away, they were like, we have to honour his legacy, and then with all their brain power, managed to remove the headphone jack and sell it as an improvement LOL
What legacy? Slick press junkets and black turtlenecks? Even his _perceived_ achievements really boil down to popularizing the now-standard formats for MP3 players and smartphones. Competitor phones, software and computers advance just as far in the same time between Apple product versions, but no one makes a big deal out of it because their makers don't make a gaudy scene each time. And they don't usually use all the weird proprietary crap that enabled this sketch! "Steve Jobs the great inventor" is a myth. He was always the company's face man and fundraiser, and largely worked on things only in the broad strokes. Steve Wozniak was the original genius of that company; the first of many, many vital 'Oompa Loompas' at Apple and elsewhere that Jobs was happy to let go unnoticed by us.
@@henrysokol3466 mate it was both of them jobs came up with the idea of a glass touch screen display on a smartphone and he came up with the iMac the iPad and the iPod so he was the inavator
Well if the information I just recieved is true. Steve jobs planned all the iphones for the next 10 years, so he knew this was comming, but he probably would have made some xhanges to his buisness plan....
+Dman There's no way Steve planned every iPhone for the next 10 year. He was to innovative. He always wanted to invent the next new thing. And he can't possibly do that if he planned 10 years ahead.
The fact that this still rings true 5 years down the line is ridiculous. Consumer: so what's new about the iphone 13? Apple: we changed the camera from horizontal to diagonal
Fun fact: Steve Jobs knew that the company revolved around him and when he died they would lose a major leader in the company, so Steve created a 5 year fail safe. He died in 2011, it's 2016 and it's been progressively more noticeable that Iphones have been getting worse.
It ain't not just about team Android because iphone is better than most android phones but its about samsung which is 100 times better than Shit Iphones
the iPhone 11 won't have a charger slot. But it's ok all you have to do is buy a $986($654 modern day money) wireless charger that only works with your iPhone 11 and not your friends iPhone 11. and it charges your phone 2% every 15 minutes
Doubtful. If you have enough money to buy an iPhone chances are you're going to buy another one. Are they the best phone? Probably not. I'd say LG or Droid is best. But it's still a top end smartphone.
@@bodhisattva9762 I have never owned a android device. I don’t think they’re shit, just that Apple is more reliable. People were angry that the jack got removed, but it also disappeared from every other A-Brand phone after. The problem with charging? Non existent. Just charge wirelessly. No headphone jack? Bluetooth is as good as wired (Apple did not make the newer versions of bluetooth btw). I also hat that when I want to use special features, I must have other apple branded products. The hearing option is used to make your music ‘transparent’ so you can hear people speak while wearing headphones. I’ve got an iPod with iOS 12 that uses it’s microphone to achieve this. In iOS 14 you can only use this feature if you have an apple headphone, or some beats. But I also think Apple sometimes pushes the market onto new standards. What do you think about this?
@@casperdh wireless charging can be damaging for your phones, and honestly I just think iPhones are decent. Not great. But decent. I'm not going to buy one for 1200$ thought lmao.
New iPhone Concepts confirmed!! -iPhone 8 will not come with cameras! -iPhone 9 will not come with a charging port -iPhone 10 WILL come with a standard aluminum can with a string attached ready to synch up with other iPhone 10 users and chat away!
You forgot the home button taken away with the X (10). Everyone’s predicting no port with the 13 (meaning apple can do it and still make money). After that we’ll probably lose the buttons on the side. Then all the cameras. Then the screen and finally the phone
Yeah, those dirty ecosystems. I'd recommend any Nexus device. I've got a Nexus 5 which came out in 2013, which I switched to from my iPhone 4s. It still works perfectly and nothing about it has slowed down. I absolutely love this phone.
Usually what apple did to their iphones is what other manufacturer will implement on their smartphone later on. remember fingerprint scanner and dual antenna design? when apple implemented it other manufacturers start doing it as well. so having a headphone jack removed is not a good thing.
to android users "OMG YOUR JUST JELLUS BECUZ IPHONE IS MOAR BETR THEN UrS!!!" Android users: "statistically, that's not correct. android devices of the same price outpower iphones" "APPLE IS MOAR INNOVATIVE DEN ULL EVR BE!!!" "no... they literally stole everything they made from someone else. smartphones, tablets and smart watches existed way before the apple versions." "THE IPHONE HAS APP STORE WITH BETTER GAMES DEN URS" "yeah, and ours have screen recorders whilst yours don't lol" "I... UH... WE.... IPHONE... uh..." "and, you can only choose the iPhone with apple whilst with android you can choose a device to suit your liking." "but... apples devices are more easy to use right?" "i'll give you that" "where can I buy an android" few months later "look at my Samsung edge!" "you never learn do you..."
iphone 9: we increased the phone size to match an ipad and we also removed the front face camera (sorry teenage girls) and we've also made the battery life last longer (9:42 minutes)
@@endi3386 no because the headphone jack is something that's gonna be missing forever while Samsung had exploding phones they fixed that Apple well I'm not so sure
all these nerds fighting over a phone companies just pick what suits your style, diff phones go good with diff people they do now let's get along you winy nerds
2016: remove headphone jack 2017: remove home button 2018: remove charger 2019: remove front camera 2020: remove back camera 2021:remove speakers 2022: remove battery 2023: remove screen
listen up you assoholic bitches. no-one cares which phone You prefer. Turns out, your opinion doesn't matter that much, so keep it to your damn selves.
takes about 6 generations and in-betweens to get to Ip14. i dont think apple would last that long: apex 2020, motor razor. aslo they have been buying their own stocks to push up the market value.... all is a shank
I've never understood the whole dispute between Apple and Android. You like what you like, and whatever works best for you. Apple personally works best for me - I've never had any issues that would make me want to switch to an Android. I personally won't be getting the iPhone 7 ever, because I think the 6 is as perfect as it gets. Yes, there are some name brand people who only want iPhones for the Apple brand, but I don't think they're the majority of iPhone users. Android is cool and sleek, less likely to be shattered - I've used their phones before, but I prefer Apple.
I switched to Android a year or two ago. I switched from the 5s to the Samsung Galaxy Note 4. Personally, I would have switched earlier, but my parents refused to let me buy a phone without a fucking Apple logo on it. I have respect for Apple's products, but their whole culture and business philosophy in which much of their revenue is centered around selling a brand name simply kills it for me. Anybody who prefers an iPhone, have at it. Great device, just a bit behind it's time. You need to understand that though. People who have iPhones, speaking purely from technicality and other data, are behind in the loop. I appreciate your contained manner. You understand that your phone is not top of the line, it's only hovering near the ones that truly are. Also, Android is the name of the Operating System, it's not a phone. Buy a shitty enough phone running Android, your screen won't be lasting long...
Itai Iloni I should specify Samsung* probably then. Sorry Apple/iPhone and Android/Samsung are synonyms to me - I usually interchange them. My apologies. I do take an understanding to these situations. I feel I'm maybe one of few people who just accept that not everyone loves the same phone.
2007: Steve Jobs reinvents the hand-held computer. 2016: Tim Cook: That's a nice looking iPhone you've got there, it would be a shame if someone destroyed it...
Both terrible. Can never get behind apple products since they're incompatible with everything that isn't their own brand. Apple is the king of locking you in. Even their phones are incompatible with their own phone chargers of an earlier generation.
+Zachary Tomes had a chance to try note 7, it is a good phone. Once they fixed that issue it should be fine. At least they're not trying to use glossy black as a selling point.
in 2030 Apple will introduce the Apple NoPhone, with the removal of the whole phone, But you will get super advanced technology that requires no batteries, super light weight paper thin receipt with an apple logo on it and people will still buy it.
iPhone 8 - no home button iPhone 9 - no camera iPhone 10 - no app store iPhone 11 - no touch screen iPhone 12 - no memory Wait you still reading those jokes?
+Ukulele He means to say that Apple actually advanced technologically by removing the charger port, by enabling you to charge your phone wirelessly without a cable. That would actually be pretty cool. Either that or Apple just doesn't want you charging your phone and you can only use it once :p
I think a better idea is to make the iPhone 8 without a charging port so you can only use it once.
They'll probably make it wireless charging only at some point in the future
Samsung already made wireless charging
YEAH APPLE, YPU THINKING BOUT THAT HM? YEAH I THOUGHT SO.
Please dont say it out loud, otherwise the 8 will come just like that
wireless charging only, but it comes separate for the low low price of $200.
*Nice, but where’s the Parody?*
Man this is official go find the other parodies
Yeah get out here this is the original
i think this is apples second channel...
@@surya-rg9kz yeah bro
*H A H*
"We're doing something that at first sounds counterintuitive, and then is."
This comment has 666 likes
Lol 😂 "and then is"
Almost Every life decision ever.
“That’s because please. Please don’t”
Oh hey someone else popping by to watch old vids. Good on ya.
lol how bout I dont buy any iphone and just use android
"That's because please. Please don't"
I lost it
no1 cares
WT .... ?
LemoNades well 320 people liked the comment how can nobody care? they never liked it for no reason, so please if you don't understand the meaning don't say no one cares because 320 people liked it
You look sweet
JQIsabella iPad Backs is where I scared everyone on my bus with laughter.
"all of the G keys on our keyboards have disappeared"
*"Just be rateful."*
*LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO*
Tim can always ride a Mac Pro
guess an emo dude decided that.
mcr is back
I did not use copy-pasting to type this sentence.
This is actually kind of scary watching with the lights off.
Johnny giveth and Johnny can taketh away
Mixup 221 ... I just turned on the lights after hearing that.
I read this before the video started,read it again after it makes more sense now
YOU MADE ME WATCH IT WITH THE LIGHTS OFF
That reminded me of Creepypastas (And a Creepypasta TH-camr named "[...]Jr", with a veeeery similar voice to Jony's.......... hey, wait a minu-)
This went from cell phone ad parody to psychological horror way too fast
Ohhh (ಠ_ಠ)
they should just remove the charger thingy too so you have to buy a new phone everytime its out of power
here before the comment gets viral
They will remove it when they decide to add wireless charging. You won't need a lightning connector anymore, now just wireless. It takes courage to remove all ports.
my town is filled with elderly people who don't know what the fuck they're doing so that's literally what they do Everytime they're phone dies
Samsungs futuristic features wont be cool or trendy until the sheep leader Apple does it. Then wireless charging, etc will be in and itl be the best thing to ever happen in the eyes of the imassesofsheep.
pupinia?
I would tell a iPhone joke, but they'd probably remove it.
Oh wait, shit.
Oh haha ... Sigh...
Fuck I'm dumb I don't get it
*slow claps*
+Tyler Jones Wait seriously!? I thought that was some joke!! xD
The Iphone 7s will not have a charging port, when your battery runs out you just buy a new iPhone… it’s that simple.
Lol
Wireless charging :P
The Note 7 will explode when you charge it so you can buy a new one...it's that simple.
IPhone 1 is a Flippin' ton better then this crap
it's a a huge downgrade, Simple lmao.
"The iPhone 14 is the most innovative phone ever. It doesn't have a charger port, why? Cause You can't charge it, now every time you run out of charge You just go and buy a new iPhone. It's that simple"
omg dont let them get any ideas they actually might start doing that
Bruh look at the recent leaks you were right. They are relegating us to fucking MagSafe
@@hipeople7338 i turned off my iphone maybe 2 weeks ago im done with this pos company ... im rocking a flip phone got a nice little camera for pictures and use my laptop for youtube im done with iphone
quite literally
Now no joke here: but I really imagine and crave for this future. Except for the joke part where the phone gets uncharged after a day, AND INSTEAD you have a phone with micro nuclear reactor which make it last 10 years. Then I don't mind, and actually want it.
Next year apple will release the iPhone 7s and they will say we created a revolutionary thing called the headphone jack
+This My Lemon l
+Zulied one for each gender
Hahahahahaha I wouldn't be surprised. Or they'll act like they are saving people, "upgrade to get your headphone jack back!" and then add something like "the camera is also .01 times better" making the Apple game continue 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Looks like they'll wait to sell a million, then release the wireless head phone app and hog the market for em
I love how they actually removed the home button with iPhone X. CollegeHumor knew what was gonna happen all along.
Iphone X is a completely new series of phones, so they did not remove anything as it's the first model of the new Iphone series. In fact the Iphone 8 has its home button like all its predecessors...
Johnny Pozzi lol
Jovan Leon Jovan Leon Laugh all you want, that argument is ignorance at its finest, claiming that is like saying HP keep to take away features from their pc because the Pavilion series hasn't the touch screen whereas the others do.
Johnny Pozzi It's still the iPhone
SmashPark
The shitty overpriced restrictive iPhone
Next year, they'll take off the charging hole, so when your battery dies, you just have to buy a new phone.
Lmao
i totally agreed !! now iphone sucks
+José Alonso Switch to Android today
boy I'll be bankrupt just to keep buying phones this is bullshit.
maybe they will make wireless chargers hehe
When Steve passed away, they were like, we have to honour his legacy, and then with all their brain power, managed to remove the headphone jack and sell it as an improvement LOL
What legacy? Slick press junkets and black turtlenecks? Even his _perceived_ achievements really boil down to popularizing the now-standard formats for MP3 players and smartphones.
Competitor phones, software and computers advance just as far in the same time between Apple product versions, but no one makes a big deal out of it because their makers don't make a gaudy scene each time. And they don't usually use all the weird proprietary crap that enabled this sketch!
"Steve Jobs the great inventor" is a myth. He was always the company's face man and fundraiser, and largely worked on things only in the broad strokes. Steve Wozniak was the original genius of that company; the first of many, many vital 'Oompa Loompas' at Apple and elsewhere that Jobs was happy to let go unnoticed by us.
@@henrysokol3466 mate it was both of them jobs came up with the idea of a glass touch screen display on a smartphone and he came up with the iMac the iPad and the iPod so he was the inavator
Steve Jobs always liked to remove things
To be honest, that's a move Jobs would 100% agree on. Steve Jobs was a good marketer and designer but wasn't very good with the technicalities
Why are people still acting like android isn’t doing the same thing?
Steve jobs is crying in his grave
+Orfegas sure, but he actually had imagination
Awesome name sims 4 reference :D
Well if the information I just recieved is true. Steve jobs planned all the iphones for the next 10 years, so he knew this was comming, but he probably would have made some xhanges to his buisness plan....
+Dman There's no way Steve planned every iPhone for the next 10 year. He was to innovative. He always wanted to invent the next new thing. And he can't possibly do that if he planned 10 years ahead.
Wait. He ded?! 🤔😂
That impenetrable glass brick is slowly becoming a reality.
Kwij Gaming Not impenetrable tbh
kektagon Yeah, with the iphone X you can touch it and the screen will break.
Kwij Gaming it already happened with Nokia
@@radilime mates exaggerating
Still timely
We were hoping for a new "super-silent" mode to use on the toilet at work.
That'd be great! Thanks
Bet they're gonna remove the speaker next
What about selling an empty box iBox?
Ill make sure to get one!
+Rainbow Pootis Guy genius
*CAREFUL, TIM*
GalaxyGaming I miss steve
I MISS STEVE!!!
Oopsie daisy, where did Tim go?
The iPhone 7 Johnny giveth and Johnny can taketh away.
GalaxyGaming Johnny givieth and Johnny can taketh.
I think apple pushed it too far this time....
Unfortunately, I think so..too
I wonder if Apple will learn like Samsung and put that Jack back!
They jumped the shark
+peterthesneakybastar Can you explain me why the iPhone 7 is better than the iPhone 6?
+peterthesneakybastar Can you explain me why the iPhone 7 is better than the iPhone 6?
Anyone know when the Ipad brickle comes out?
Gabriel Gasmi It did in 2010
+Mateo Pardo what about the ipad Ipad backs i needs those
you cant buy it with money though, you have to give apple full control over your conciousness
and then you (or them idk) give apple all of your money
2018 the patten on brickle ends in 2018 then they will make it
They removed the headphone jack solely to force people into buying their new wireless headphones. duh..
triggered
it comes with an adapter right out of the box so you can use headphones...
and get them to use the lightning connector instead of the headphone jack so that earphones and headphones work with apple only
Which people will lose in five minutes.
+Yuki Uzumaki that's your fault if you lose it not apples fault
me explaining why I need anything: that's because please.
Kaylyn Beckford please don’t.
College Humor work fast.
as always
OR we have access to time-travel technology. Oops. Actually, forget we said that.
honestly xD ! IT only took them like a day to make this
Just go back and dont write this simple...
Perfect skit idea. Preventing yourself from writing a comment in the past.
"That's because please. Please don't."
Waiting for a video on the iPhone X now.
me too
same
Same here
Same.
Still waiting 😂
3:02 while the screen breaks you can see the illuminati
"I wanted to make it an impenetrable glass brick, but Tim said no."
I'm dying of laughter.
I don't get it...
+Study & Game Jonny Ive wants to make a new iPhone made only of glass
with no ports or buttons or ANYTHING
+Keyon Rosen just some glass brick,2k dollars only.
the new ibrick,the most amazing brick of all time. we tried to make it worse snd we succeded.
You know, Supreme allready did that. Not even out of glass, they just branded a brick and sold it for 40 bucks.
google that jazz.
I died at "Oopsie daisy, where, did Tim go?"
no1 cares if you died
Katie Redhead i lafed when tim said fucked bunched of time
Katie Redhead johnny giveth, can Johnny can taketh away...
So... are you Tim?
Uh oh, where's Tim?
Apple went downhill once Steve died
Agreed
Indeed
apple went downhill when Wozniak left
Steve jobs was cool. Tim Cook is not cool. Apple was cool. Apple is not cool.
yea when he died of pc xD
The fact that this still rings true 5 years down the line is ridiculous.
Consumer: so what's new about the iphone 13?
Apple: we changed the camera from horizontal to diagonal
*OpsIe DAisE WheRe DiD TIm GO?*
"Where did Tim o?"
Darn those missing G keys.
jony can giveth. and jony can taketh away.
Apple died with Steve Jobs
Fun fact: Steve Jobs knew that the company revolved around him and when he died they would lose a major leader in the company, so Steve created a 5 year fail safe. He died in 2011, it's 2016 and it's been progressively more noticeable that Iphones have been getting worse.
+guy Farting amen
+guy Farting interesting Steve should've made a longer fail safe plan, it's kinda sad that a dead man is still keeping the company afloat until now
+guy Farting ...wow
+Rock The door John Cena: "Are You Sure About That"
the iPhone 8 will blow up when somebody calls you
Well them I'm safe because no one ever calls me :-/
Gta 5 reference
Faisal Hussain I wasn't referencing anything
You mean the Note 8? Apple never had exploding phones :/
+The Kobester
Yes they have. A guy had 3rd degree burned on his leg when his iPhone exploded. Google it
The funny part is, Tim actually realizes his mistake here.
This turned into Apple meets Don't Hug Me I'm scared.
Perfect description
Frrrrrre
Thank god they didnt make a green phone
You mean this one? media.idownloadblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/green-iPhone-5c-front-and-back.jpg
Don't be surprised. They done it before
Team Android is just watching Team Apple like: 😂😂😂
true 😂
Fuck team android
here 😂
It ain't not just about team Android because iphone is better than most android phones
but its about samsung which is 100 times better than Shit Iphones
HFQ i would say...team Samsung 😂
screw phones, carrier pigeon master race.
Yes
EXACTLY, IM NOT ALONE!!!😂
True
*Carrier Rathalos
carrier pigeons are extinct :(
“We’ve done something that at first seems counterintuitive, and then is” is one the best lines ever
Why was Rose sad about the new iphone
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Because there was no JACK
Oh my God
that was on ifunny yesterday :/
?
NO NO NO DO *NOT* GIVE ME FLASHBACKS NO
that deserve a rousing round of applause. from one person. an applause no less
IPhone 7 feature #1, glossy black (audience claps)
Lol
lol
+Legendary. G the funny thing is they actually did that hahaha
+Cons29 You use a potato lol
Wtf just get a glossy black iPhone case? I bought mine for £1/$1.50
+Unknown Person Is there something wrong with a phone that is reflective?
That's because please
Please don't
Took me literal years to realize that the 'steve' that Tim misses is Steve Jobs
Are you sure he doesn’t miss Steve Wozniak?
"Johnny giveth and johnny taketh away" *GOOD.* please take the 7 away.
thank you
Jamesboy yo bn no ssssr
johnny johnny
@@thena2313 downgrading phone?
the iPhone 11 won't have a charger slot. But it's ok all you have to do is buy a $986($654 modern day money) wireless charger that only works with your iPhone 11 and not your friends iPhone 11. and it charges your phone 2% every 15 minutes
I think you may be right. And Apple will say it's because they are boosting their waterproof rating.
Virginia Plain Apple will pretend that they invented IP68 then.
Bacon Ninja the iPhone X already doesn't have a charge port.
The S8 has a headphone jack and a USB C port and manages an IP68 rating
You monster
Apple's innovation died with Steve Jobs
nah, it died when Steve Wozniak left
no, when abraham lincoln became president.
+john pardon it died with Jesus
It died exactly 3 years before Harambe
yup
I like how the narrator is swearing so calmly lmao🤣
iPhone 25:
No phone
They'll just sell you an "i"
Mwongeli 1405 the Apple I
The Ii
People will still buy it... Cause it's Apple!
Dylan - DTR iPhone 12: Doesn't charge, you have to buy a new $2500 phone every time the battery dies.
pritheshwar t no need to get salty
There is Illuminati Logo at 3:00 when he said I miss Steve.
Piramid with eye.
You realy attentive
phil real yup
Well spotted my friend :)
kunivanu Thank You.
Android is gonna get a shitton of new buyers lmfao
LOL!
Yes because everybody totally still uses DVD's and blu-rays.
+Wybrem congrats, that comment was stupid on multiple levels.
Doubtful. If you have enough money to buy an iPhone chances are you're going to buy another one. Are they the best phone? Probably not. I'd say LG or Droid is best. But it's still a top end smartphone.
Because android is cheap
Apple:
The company everyone complains about while buying their products
*fanbois not everyone. Fanbois can't even take any criticism. Even mild. According to apple fanbois using apple products is Nirvana.
@@bodhisattva9762 I have never owned a android device. I don’t think they’re shit, just that Apple is more reliable. People were angry that the jack got removed, but it also disappeared from every other A-Brand phone after. The problem with charging? Non existent. Just charge wirelessly. No headphone jack? Bluetooth is as good as wired (Apple did not make the newer versions of bluetooth btw). I also hat that when I want to use special features, I must have other apple branded products. The hearing option is used to make your music ‘transparent’ so you can hear people speak while wearing headphones. I’ve got an iPod with iOS 12 that uses it’s microphone to achieve this. In iOS 14 you can only use this feature if you have an apple headphone, or some beats. But I also think Apple sometimes pushes the market onto new standards. What do you think about this?
@@casperdh wireless charging can be damaging for your phones, and honestly I just think iPhones are decent. Not great. But decent. I'm not going to buy one for 1200$ thought lmao.
@@casperdh this is the type of people that apple preys on. "Just get other apple products, then it'll be worth it"
Like everyone on TH-cam.
I phone 10 won't have a screen you will have to imagine it
iPhone 12 does not exist, just give us the money
iphone 13 takes away your memory of even owning a phone in the first place.
The iPhone 15 will be a Samsung...
The iPhone 16 would just be a speck of dust.
IPhone 17 will be a particle that gets discovered in the future inside a atom
New iPhone Concepts confirmed!!
-iPhone 8 will not come with cameras!
-iPhone 9 will not come with a charging port
-iPhone 10 WILL come with a standard aluminum can with a string attached ready to synch up with other iPhone 10 users and chat away!
Awesome! Can't wait for my new iPhone 10.
exactly
+Stefan Jones *String sold separately. *Not all users will be able to send/recieve text msgs.
iphone10 - We now give you the virtual iphone
3 of the most over rated things ever bacon, I phones and those Jordan shoes things
I normally roll my eyes at these parodies but this year... You win!
This aged like fine wine
2016: no headphone jack
2020: no charger for you
2024:?
You forgot the home button taken away with the X (10). Everyone’s predicting no port with the 13 (meaning apple can do it and still make money). After that we’ll probably lose the buttons on the side. Then all the cameras. Then the screen and finally the phone
2021: no ports
You know, if you hate what Apple is doing... you could just get a different phone. Whoa, what a logical idea.
Yeah, those dirty ecosystems. I'd recommend any Nexus device. I've got a Nexus 5 which came out in 2013, which I switched to from my iPhone 4s. It still works perfectly and nothing about it has slowed down. I absolutely love this phone.
Some people like their Apple phones in general, it's all personal opinion. But this...I don't even know, I'll just get a 6s.
The Nexus 5x is great (so is Nougat)
OK.
Usually what apple did to their iphones is what other manufacturer will implement on their smartphone later on. remember fingerprint scanner and dual antenna design? when apple implemented it other manufacturers start doing it as well. so having a headphone jack removed is not a good thing.
Only 90s kids remember the headphone jack
I'm not a 90s kid and I remember it >:(
Oshi Webb it's a joke my homie
Antinovony mines a joke homie
Antinovony That notification on my phone said "you get a follow for liking d"
Only smart people know when headphones are still alive
NOW WE ARE GONNA REMOVE THE SPEAKERS TOO
Snikerz Gaming hope they remove the screen and say some bullshit like "Your imagination is better than a screen"
Who's back here after they announced no earphones and charger brick with the phone?
I think a lot of apple fan boys are running out of arguments lol
xD
Please, they never had any to begin with.
lol true😂😂😂
to android users
"OMG YOUR JUST JELLUS BECUZ IPHONE IS MOAR BETR THEN UrS!!!"
Android users: "statistically, that's not correct. android devices of the same price outpower iphones"
"APPLE IS MOAR INNOVATIVE DEN ULL EVR BE!!!"
"no... they literally stole everything they made from someone else. smartphones, tablets and smart watches existed way before the apple versions."
"THE IPHONE HAS APP STORE WITH BETTER GAMES DEN URS"
"yeah, and ours have screen recorders whilst yours don't lol"
"I... UH... WE.... IPHONE... uh..."
"and, you can only choose the iPhone with apple whilst with android you can choose a device to suit your liking."
"but... apples devices are more easy to use right?"
"i'll give you that"
"where can I buy an android"
few months later
"look at my Samsung edge!"
"you never learn do you..."
there only argument is "it's an IPHONE"
Where is the iPhone X parody?
Tim is dead, sorry
It's already a parody in and of itself you don't really need a video for it 😂
The IPhone X is actually amazing
Oh my god yes! This series is back, and I still love it.
Also, 3:02 illuminati confirmed.
+james wasda why?
Ishan Mahajan TF!!!! 0_0
That ending was priceless.
Nikolai Belinski Yeah I know, I couldn't watch it because I'm too poor to pay for it.
Coming Soon:
iPhone Air
Features:
No Screen
Made fully of Air to make it the thinnest phone.
Price
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999€
Wouldn’t it technically be a toxic gas because it would probably kill you if you breathed it in
@@orionnebula2605 you should check the NoPhone Air... Its a real thing
@@skibur848 The old iphones already did that
KingChicken lol yea
Iphone 8:
Sorry for removing the headphone jack, its back again but now the speakers are gone because who uses them anyways?
No Name iphone 9 we removed all buttons iPhone 10 they are all jack but no headphone jack again iphone 11 we removed the screen yes the screen
iphone 9:
we increased the phone size to match an ipad and we also removed the front face camera (sorry teenage girls) and we've also made the battery life last longer (9:42 minutes)
No Name or like no screen
😂😂😂😂
No Name
That sphisticated cussing of tim cook is hillarious🤣
2:51 God, That Escalated Quickly to The Stanley Parable game on steam.
Samsung: manages to fit a headphone jack and a pen inside of their phone
Apple: removes headphone jack for more space
Me: 🤦🏽♂️
...and they now explode...
@@dynad00d15 and now that jokes old
Janel Nana And the joke about Apple removing things isn’t?
@@endi3386 no because the headphone jack is something that's gonna be missing forever while Samsung had exploding phones they fixed that Apple well I'm not so sure
Janel Nana Literally everyone is removing the headphone jack now. Bluetooth is the future, there’s no way around it
Hate it or not, your still gonna buy it lol
not me lol s7 edge
If my iPhone 6s plus breaks I'm still gonna replace it with the same phone because I don't want that garbage
Why the fuck would we buy a pathetic excuse of a smartphone?
Nope
No.
they're just doing this to sell more adapters and to force that stupid wireless earpods of theirs.
It's waterproof and also if your hands are dirty and you touch the screen the stain won't go on the screen
+Pok Zie Wake up you sheep.
+Brixton What the fuck does that even mean
androids are water proof and have head phone jacks
+Pok Zie You're buying a phone, because its waterproof & won't stain your screen with your dirty hands? :D
all these nerds fighting over a phone companies
just pick what suits your style, diff phones go good with diff people they do
now let's get along you winy nerds
imma just stick with my jedi comm device
scrub, only sith comm is gud
it's not opinion or preference. androids are objectively better than iphones
Apple = Simplicity
Android = More
Reported.
2016: remove headphone jack
2017: remove home button
2018: remove charger
2019: remove front camera
2020: remove back camera
2021:remove speakers
2022: remove battery
2023: remove screen
Remove phone
2024: Remove Apple Logo from HQ
Until they removed their company
2024: remove Samsung from the market
At least if they removed speakers, it would stop those annoying people on the subway from watching TH-cam videos at full volume for everyone to hear.
I hope this has the new the Harambe glass or I won't be buying. Apple needs to step it up.
Too bad Harambe glass isn't bulletproof
+R&B Video that hit deeper than harambes bullet wound
+R&B Video that hit deeper than harambes bullet wound .
+R&B Video Wow that's really deep
"keep away from children"
Who else is gonna stay with the iPhone 6s??
Ha, me because I like it better
Or spend half as much on a Samsung smartphone and actually have something reliable and useful.
I'm staying with my iPhone 4.
FINALLY someone who sees past Apple's smoke and mirrors
listen up you assoholic bitches. no-one cares which phone You prefer.
Turns out, your opinion doesn't matter that much, so keep it to your damn selves.
I am sure Steve jobs is crying watching this in heaven
snowball the Scottish fold yes
"heaven"
if there is a heaven he isn't there
Oh! He's coming back to tear them all a new butt hole after what they've done to his company
100% hes crying in a massive way the headphone jack has been the whole point of why apple even made the first ipod
i love how the g button is missing so he can't type just be grateful
Ohhh I get it now
@@dumpsterbonfire. Correction: "Ohh I et it now"
2:44
Nononono "be rateful"
Dis new iphone is pure stupidity
Just like apple fans
+Louis-Charles .Ouellet Just like some douchebag.
Says a guy who can't spell. This*
+Louis-Charles .Ouellet lololol
Just like your grammar?
And apparently Samsung's new phone is marketed towards suicide bombers. Seriously, phone inventors, what up?
You have to admit, that this is a very innovative move towards a new market segment
Iphones did this too awhile back....
Phone inventors hate humanity, so they fuck with us.
I'd buy an ipod brickle
Fool that's not their newest phone that's exploding
Nothing I hate more than the sheeple that support this horrible excuse of a company.
Nothing? What about MURDERERS???
LOL
+CollegeHumor they're chill
can you not 👌😂
+CollegeHumor harambe memes
This is now a documentary
2023: iPhone 14 is out. It has no home button, headphone jack,camera, battery. It doesn't exist cause it's nothing
And you have to pay 10 thousand dollars for it
@@addy7464 lol
I mean the no home button part is right
takes about 6 generations and in-betweens to get to Ip14. i dont think apple would last that long: apex 2020, motor razor. aslo they have been buying their own stocks to push up the market value.... all is a shank
Y.H. Sun motor racer *apparently* turned out quite shit
"So why shouldn't I just get an IPhone 6?"
"Because Please..... Please don't."
Me: "Sounds like a good reason to me!"
#TeamLandline
Lol
#thestruggle
#teamMorsecodes
+Andreas Harices haha
#TeamDialUp
Our design department used to have 12 people
What
Happened
To
The
Other
Four?
c a r e f u l t i m
constellations I miss steve......... I MISS STEVE!!!!!!!!!
Azura Weeb Oopsie daisy
w h e r e d i d t i m g o ?
Azura Weeb just as I read your comment that part of the video played.
Azura Weeb Is this how DDLC formed?
Coming back to this after the drop of the 16 is actually hilarious
Please do more Evil Johnny Ive!!!
Totally. This is one of my fave CH videos. "Johnny giveth and Johny can taketh away."
LMFAO, I usually don't like College Humour but this was hilarious.
Surprisingly!
Same
Same
same
I've never understood the whole dispute between Apple and Android. You like what you like, and whatever works best for you. Apple personally works best for me - I've never had any issues that would make me want to switch to an Android. I personally won't be getting the iPhone 7 ever, because I think the 6 is as perfect as it gets. Yes, there are some name brand people who only want iPhones for the Apple brand, but I don't think they're the majority of iPhone users. Android is cool and sleek, less likely to be shattered - I've used their phones before, but I prefer Apple.
Then you prefer mediocrity
Roy Senpai's Fan Club well that's fine with me because that's all I need.
I switched to Android a year or two ago. I switched from the 5s to the Samsung Galaxy Note 4. Personally, I would have switched earlier, but my parents refused to let me buy a phone without a fucking Apple logo on it. I have respect for Apple's products, but their whole culture and business philosophy in which much of their revenue is centered around selling a brand name simply kills it for me. Anybody who prefers an iPhone, have at it. Great device, just a bit behind it's time. You need to understand that though. People who have iPhones, speaking purely from technicality and other data, are behind in the loop. I appreciate your contained manner. You understand that your phone is not top of the line, it's only hovering near the ones that truly are.
Also, Android is the name of the Operating System, it's not a phone. Buy a shitty enough phone running Android, your screen won't be lasting long...
+Christie Messner why buy less for more... when you can buy more for less?
Itai Iloni I should specify Samsung* probably then. Sorry Apple/iPhone and Android/Samsung are synonyms to me - I usually interchange them. My apologies. I do take an understanding to these situations. I feel I'm maybe one of few people who just accept that not everyone loves the same phone.
2007: Steve Jobs reinvents the hand-held computer.
2016: Tim Cook: That's a nice looking iPhone you've got there, it would be a shame if someone destroyed it...
Both terrible. Can never get behind apple products since they're incompatible with everything that isn't their own brand.
Apple is the king of locking you in. Even their phones are incompatible with their own phone chargers of an earlier generation.
Iphone 15: they remove the screen
iphone 20: the terminator
BillyTheSnake wahahhahah
and make you pay $500 more for it than the last one
IPhone 20: no phone
I phone 1111111 no power button
Not sure whether I should get the phone missing basic features, or the one that explodes randomly.
hello. jacksfilms viewer?
Or get an oneplus.
Profit
just don't get the new models XD they both ducked up this time
Yes, because the Note and iPhone are the only smartphones in existence.
literally any other phone will not have either of those problems.
CH's Apple ranting series is the best
My sense of humor is so broken and now the only thing that can make me laugh is the end of the video.
*careful Tim*
2:03 Cracked me right up. Amazing delivery there.
Let me tell you a joke: Samsung
No, a hand ful of NOTE 7s caught fire/exploded. Not all had the defect (very few do), but Samsung didnt want to risk it, so they simply recalled them.
s7 edge is jesus.
A few explosions is too many to begin with
+Zachary Tomes had a chance to try note 7, it is a good phone. Once they fixed that issue it should be fine.
At least they're not trying to use glossy black as a selling point.
Or.......... Write in a vote for Mickey Mouse, solder in a Note battery to an IPhone 7, and sit back and enjoy the eventual screwing.
The Iphone 23... the screen touches you...
Speaking Speakers 😱
Speaking Speakers more like it will be inside u
Then it should be called the isexualharassment23
*LAW & ORDER*
technically the iPhone x screen touches you by shooting lasers on your face
No headphone jack and now, no simcard tray… the future is here
Huh?
Next year they'll remove the volume buttons...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i actually laughed so hard XD
Yeah, because they take up to much space
Sing a G flat to raise the volume, F# to lower it
Considering when they unveiled this one they said that buttons were a thing of the past, I won't be surprised.
in 2030 Apple will introduce the Apple NoPhone, with the removal of the whole phone, But you will get super advanced technology that requires no batteries, super light weight paper thin receipt with an apple logo on it and people will still buy it.
iPhone 8 - no home button
iPhone 9 - no camera
iPhone 10 - no app store
iPhone 11 - no touch screen
iPhone 12 - no memory
Wait you still reading those jokes?
jean alves iPhone 13 Nothing
Funny how none of this is true
jean alves you're right about the iPhone 10 it doesn't have a home button or the iPhone x whatever you want to call it
Jokes on you there is no iPhone 9
Well ios 1 didnt had appstore
2017 No charger port
2018 No speakers
2019 No battery
2020 i piece of paper with the applr logo on it.
+The Real Brentonater people will line up for days to get it
2021 - a real apple ! nom nom nom
A bit apple, true to logo
***** You need to calm over there smartass. I no charger port equals no charging.
+Ukulele He means to say that Apple actually advanced technologically by removing the charger port, by enabling you to charge your phone wirelessly without a cable. That would actually be pretty cool.
Either that or Apple just doesn't want you charging your phone and you can only use it once :p
This video still valid for every new iphone release.