hardest part is beating the dragon. Because minecraft is very realistic you have to go through billions of years of evolution to make a Dragon before you can beat it.
@@evantanuwidjaja8017 creator of the universe, he made everything. If this is a genuine question and not a joke or something look up "Christianity" or "Creationism"
The cave spider section was crazy. If he’d messed up even one jump he would have died instantly and since Minecraft is realistic, he would not be able to respawn. Meaning he’d have to go repurchase the game again upon death. Saved the run and money.
Every time the eagle reaches up to nibble at the liver, it retracts up into the body, and if he goes to peck at the intestines they droop down and pool just out of reach. The eagle is the one being punished, not John Fortnite. John Fortnite merely plays the key role of suffering in a far grander scheme, as he so often does.
2:49 guys this video might be fake, because minecraft is super realistic when you attack man they usually scream in agonising pain but that dosen't happen here, making me believe its probably fake
Because Minecraft is super realistic, this poor man spawned without functional vocal chords due to a mutation caused by his mother working in a malfunctioning nuclear power plant since she was a baby. To prevent the same thing happening to the player, in the video, they just used the real life universe instead and uploaded the video to Minecraft.
@@smellslikeanvil9257 he clearly missed that guy's throat on the first attempt. however, because minecraft is super realistic, he had come down with a debilitating respiratory infection just 7 hours prior, leaving him with a throat too sore to yell with
Saying "minecraft is super realistic" to justify every change you made in this video is a wild bit and i love it this is one of my favorites so far for sure
Vanilla Minecraft is a very realistic game, and bastions are not real. Therefore the bastion isn’t in vanilla Minecraft. You’ll have to play chocolate Minecraft for stuff like that
since minecraft is so realistic, instead of putting actual art like Mama Luigi on their bastions, the piglins put awful modern art that serves nothing but as a money laundering scheme!!
Minecraft is so realistic, you didn't even get to The End, because reaching that far is too much of a far fetched goal for any common man to achieve. Love how much thought was put into this game!
Idk how but Trapper's videos have become just so good lately. His older videos were also good, but like when I compare them to the newer ones it's not even close
3:05 Cave spiders are in fact a real thing, they’re just not like in the ones in Minecraft. There a species in Texas that’s actually endangered, so they’re a protected species. Good thing you ran away instead of killing one, or else you would’ve been thrown into jail!
Darn, you seem like a newbie. You first needed to collect acacia wood and supercraft it with a charged crafting table into an acacia casing, case a sapphire pickaxe with this new casing and mine silver ore, use the silver and a nightlight to create a blender, use blender to turn rubies into electrical dust, make electric pickaxe using this electric dust and throw it on a redstone ore (not rubies, they're hard to differenciate at first but once you spot that one pixel you should be able to identify them no problem). Light the ruined portal using your now charged electrical pickaxe and enter the nether, then harvest the glowplants, use the blender to turn it into magical glowing dust, spray the magical glowing dust on the netherrack to make it grow blue grass, which you harvest with a wooden axe. You now have green grass, plant this grass in the overworld and wait 5 real life hours, or alternatively you can backflip on it to speed up the growification. When the green grass has finished being planted, you need to place an end portal frame on it, which to get you need to craft a copper rod using copper and First Flame, which you then supercraft with prismarine and a golden daylight control channeler of doom. Once you put the end portal frame on the green grass in the overworld, it will generate the rest of the portal for you, which you need the eyes of slenderman to succesfully ignite. To gain eyes of slenderman, you first gotta find a caveman and bring them to a bastion, where they will try to steal the gold but get jumpscared by an enderman (this is a scripted event so don't worry about him running away). The slenderman will turn the caveman into an ender eye, which can then be transformed into the eyes of slenderman by injecting them into your blood stream (using a brewing stand obviously) and spitting them (by pressing Capslock). Then you just gotta plant an endermite into the dragon's wing (everybody knows how so no explanation here) and wait for the dragon to die of poisoning. Enter the portal. Win. Hope this helps!
What i love about these videos is that fact that there's so many additional little things going on in the background that are completely unrelated and you just dont even mention them at all. Like how you mention sapphire, which was ironic because they're actually very important. I love it
i mean technically, you just have to beat minecraft, with no restrictions. nothing stopped you from getting acacia wood, gold, lightly weathered cut copper stairs, sapphire, sniffers, and hell, you could even backflip, for crying out loud. the game might be super difficult but it would be much easier with OP stuff
My awesome list of stuff that was very realistic in this video (Besides the obvious ones) 0:04: Really awesome dragon fight 0:20: All birch becomes Jungle wood 0:22 - 0:44: Really inconsistent Hunger and Hp bars 0:47: Retextured Wolf and Lightning Zombified Piglin 0:59: you can see the invisible player handing out Worms. Also, the item is literally just called "Worms". 1:02: Now has 60 worms and no dirt. Also, the jungle trees are now Mangrove wood. 1:07: The chest is trapped and has TNT below it. TNT also does not ignite when it's opened. 1:13: T H E P L U G 1:18: Suddenly, wood slabs. 1:21: 2 logs are stripped, not 1. 1:39: Crafting table explodes. Seeds are also planted on the stone. 1:40 - 1:50: More inventory inconsistencies. 1:54: A random carrot shows up to the right of the crafting tables. 1:55: The dirt in the house becomes Coarse Dirt. 1:59: The seeds have moved to a different corner. 2:07: Moss. 2:10 - 2:23: I have no clue. Also he jumps a lot which should kill him according to earlier in the video 2:24: There are now 3 seeds and the stone is replaced with andesite. 2:28: BlackYoshiX. 2:33: There's now spruce trees and surface Lapis i mean Sapphire. 2:37: Items clip through the ground. 2:39: Not a full set, there are 2 hoes and no shovel besides the random gold one. 2:41: All trees now have Terracotta for leaves and the slabs are now Bamboo. Some trees are now Dark Oak as well. 2:55: Random wooden axe and subsequently diamond horse armor gets dropped. 3:05: 🍔🍔 3:12: All logs are stripped. 3:16: Nether gold ore. 3:17: Natural veins of... Crying Obsidian start to generate. 3:31: Random Sniffer. 3:32: Jump on a barrier block. 3:34: Iorn Pickaxe. 3:40: 🦑 3:43: A random dripstone stalagmite is shown off to the side. 3:54: BlackYoshiX joins the game. 4:09: Sapphire is incorrectly called "Lapis Lazuli". 4:13: Dimind Miner 4:25: Random fixed ruined portal. 4:27: Portal has no chest. 4:28: BlackYoshiX strikes again.
@@peterplayz7215 Okay so was tryna tell you a joke but encountered more technical difficulties than I’d care to describe when actually trying to send the comment. At one point when I was reloading the page for the who knows what time, noticed a comment I tried to make before actually appear up, thought I had been accidentally sending the same slightly altered comment over and over again.
Average realistic minecraft modpack
everyone wants to spend 100 days in minecraft's hardest mod but nobody wants to spend 100 days in minecraft's easiest mod
Better Than Wolfes moment
Bro que dices dont speak inglis
Better than Wolves be like
Terrafirmacraft is at least fun
@@anabravo9064 esto es un video en ingles como que "dont speak inglis" wtf
hardest part is beating the dragon. Because minecraft is very realistic you have to go through billions of years of evolution to make a Dragon before you can beat it.
That's kinda unrealistic, since God created the world
@@jn567no he didnt
@@jn567 Not sure if Poe's law, or just insane.
@@jn567 Who is God?
@@evantanuwidjaja8017 creator of the universe, he made everything. If this is a genuine question and not a joke or something look up "Christianity" or "Creationism"
The cave spider section was crazy. If he’d messed up even one jump he would have died instantly and since Minecraft is realistic, he would not be able to respawn. Meaning he’d have to go repurchase the game again upon death. Saved the run and money.
Remember what 0:35 says
Since Minecraft is super realistic, he would die in real life
2:16 It's a shame we wont see more videos from jonfortnite since he is unfortunately now chained to a rock for all eternity.
He's fine, some lady showed up and smuggled him out by skewering him on her handheld portal device's gravity-claw-things
@@zekeram129 PORTAL 2 REFERENCE LETS GOOO
and an eagle is eating his liver :(
so sad :( 1 like delays the eagles eating his liver by 1 hour
Every time the eagle reaches up to nibble at the liver, it retracts up into the body, and if he goes to peck at the intestines they droop down and pool just out of reach. The eagle is the one being punished, not John Fortnite. John Fortnite merely plays the key role of suffering in a far grander scheme, as he so often does.
That whole Zeus thing was hilarious
thank fuck there are nightlights, the game wouldn't feel real without them
This run wouldve been possible, had you collected more sapphire.
This is because sapphire is essential to beating the game.
What language level is this grammar construction from, c4?
@@PhilippBelka What the actual f*ck do you mean.
Don't forget about acacia wood as well
10 portal obsidian * 3 diamonds per pickaxe * 3 sapphires per diamond * 3 iron per sapphire = 270 iron total to craft a portal in this version.
It would be very useful later on in the run.
i call that a Better Than Wolves moment
Sludge god?
We gamba@@_Banan_
@@chuggy6998 hell ye i see you a man of culture 🎰
Better than Sniffers Going to be better
even the thumbnail is a tdlmc reference lol.
2:49 guys this video might be fake, because minecraft is super realistic when you attack man they usually scream in agonising pain but that dosen't happen here, making me believe its probably fake
Look carefully at the crosshair - he slashed the man in his throat multiple times which rendered them unable to scream
Because Minecraft is super realistic, this poor man spawned without functional vocal chords due to a mutation caused by his mother working in a malfunctioning nuclear power plant since she was a baby. To prevent the same thing happening to the player, in the video, they just used the real life universe instead and uploaded the video to Minecraft.
@@smellslikeanvil9257 he clearly missed that guy's throat on the first attempt. however, because minecraft is super realistic, he had come down with a debilitating respiratory infection just 7 hours prior, leaving him with a throat too sore to yell with
Saying "minecraft is super realistic" to justify every change you made in this video is a wild bit and i love it this is one of my favorites so far for sure
He didn't change anything
@@Chaotic_evil_duck ohhhh i forgot minecraft was super realistic
it's a parody of better than wolves lol
“Every jump causes me to starve to death.”
I lost it.
3:32 You can tell he is a parkour champion, because he uses barrier blocks to fake his triple neo jump.
i understood that reference
He would go for the beef
2:21 He was too impatient to wait for Prometheus
Or he is Prometheus
There wasn't the same bastion joke today... What the fuck-
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT YOU DO WHIT JOHNFORNITE!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHIT BLACK JOSHI?
grr🤓
Vanilla Minecraft is a very realistic game, and bastions are not real. Therefore the bastion isn’t in vanilla Minecraft. You’ll have to play chocolate Minecraft for stuff like that
since minecraft is so realistic, instead of putting actual art like Mama Luigi on their bastions, the piglins put awful modern art that serves nothing but as a money laundering scheme!!
Oh, it was there.
>mod called better than wolves
>worse than wolves
-complains about how the time spent on useless wolfes could be spent on something better
-makes the game worse with suposedly better features
@@pedro472nome4 real (i have sunk several weeks of playtime into BTW)
"realistic"
some stuff take more time to do in-game than it would take in real life
@@SneedFeedAndSeed everyone knows in real life you just die if it's too dark, and squid jump out of the water to attack you
Minecraft is so realistic, you didn't even get to The End, because reaching that far is too much of a far fetched goal for any common man to achieve. Love how much thought was put into this game!
that speedrun method to get fire can be really risky because later on in the run you could get picked by the birds.
3:50
>recognizes that they are french
>instantly murders them
If only civilization started like this
Idk how but Trapper's videos have become just so good lately. His older videos were also good, but like when I compare them to the newer ones it's not even close
3:05 Cave spiders are in fact a real thing, they’re just not like in the ones in Minecraft.
There a species in Texas that’s actually endangered, so they’re a protected species. Good thing you ran away instead of killing one, or else you would’ve been thrown into jail!
It's a shame your wooden axe broke after one block, it would've been useful for the run.
the prometheus joke was peak
Vanilla Minecraft truly is Minecraft's hardest modpack
I am in awe that PrometheusFortnite saw my comment on the last video
Mom I'm scared where's the bastion
This is almost as bad as the time he had to spend a million years in Minecraft.
"now say 'hello'."
"bonjour!"
"no! bad caveman! bad!"
of course it's the damn french again
I thought you had to go through the boss fight sequence with Zeus, but apparently you can skim him entirely?? You learn a new thing every day!
how can you beat minecraft? it's just a videogame, it has no physical body
Ok, but can you beat Minecraft without BlackYoshiX?
Darn, you seem like a newbie. You first needed to collect acacia wood and supercraft it with a charged crafting table into an acacia casing, case a sapphire pickaxe with this new casing and mine silver ore, use the silver and a nightlight to create a blender, use blender to turn rubies into electrical dust, make electric pickaxe using this electric dust and throw it on a redstone ore (not rubies, they're hard to differenciate at first but once you spot that one pixel you should be able to identify them no problem). Light the ruined portal using your now charged electrical pickaxe and enter the nether, then harvest the glowplants, use the blender to turn it into magical glowing dust, spray the magical glowing dust on the netherrack to make it grow blue grass, which you harvest with a wooden axe. You now have green grass, plant this grass in the overworld and wait 5 real life hours, or alternatively you can backflip on it to speed up the growification. When the green grass has finished being planted, you need to place an end portal frame on it, which to get you need to craft a copper rod using copper and First Flame, which you then supercraft with prismarine and a golden daylight control channeler of doom. Once you put the end portal frame on the green grass in the overworld, it will generate the rest of the portal for you, which you need the eyes of slenderman to succesfully ignite. To gain eyes of slenderman, you first gotta find a caveman and bring them to a bastion, where they will try to steal the gold but get jumpscared by an enderman (this is a scripted event so don't worry about him running away). The slenderman will turn the caveman into an ender eye, which can then be transformed into the eyes of slenderman by injecting them into your blood stream (using a brewing stand obviously) and spitting them (by pressing Capslock). Then you just gotta plant an endermite into the dragon's wing (everybody knows how so no explanation here) and wait for the dragon to die of poisoning. Enter the portal. Win. Hope this helps!
this is the longest piece of literature.
That prometheus joke was rhe funniest thing you've ever done
What i love about these videos is that fact that there's so many additional little things going on in the background that are completely unrelated and you just dont even mention them at all. Like how you mention sapphire, which was ironic because they're actually very important. I love it
So you did NOT stumble upon a bastion.
Thank you for using the music Pikmin 2 - Awakening Woods, its one of my favorite games!
Better Than Wolves fans be like "Yooo this gameplay is fire! 🔥"
it's me I was the fire
Better Than Wolves if it was peak
LOOL, WOLVES
Also probably terrifically firm craft
and maybe little strawberry jam&skull material
tfc + gregtech, beat that
@@netkv you could even call that terrafirmagreg, or even Project Cock and Ball Touhouture: NuclearGreg Horizons
Better Than Wolves if it was realistic
last time I was this early he was gold
1:38 he got a wooden axe, which would be useful for this run
Too bad it broke in one hit, it would have been useful for this run
You can feel that he did his research
The barrier block neo actually killed me
Minecraft is very realistic so he went to hell by dying
Bro is playing the "Superior To Canines" mod
Better than wolves aint got nothing on this
Still easier than Better Than Wolves
Bros playing better than wolves💀💀💀💀💀
I’ve actually played it and this is a pretty realistic recreation
the typa modpack your bro find and SWEARS "it's fun we just gotta learn the basics" only to be the first one to stop playing
I love how Minecraft is super realistic.
3:51 I love that he says that the villager is bad after It said a french word🤣so realistic, like minecraft
Avarage Better Than Wolves run:
Better Than Wolfes moment
Honestly this is my favorite video of yours by far, it's been great to see you get your style down to a science
you see minecraft is super realistic, so to win you gotta be super realistic in minecraft
Your videos just keep getting funnier and funnier! I love how clever and subtle some of the humor is.
Worse Than Wolves 😭😭
i mean technically, you just have to beat minecraft, with no restrictions. nothing stopped you from getting acacia wood, gold, lightly weathered cut copper stairs, sapphire, sniffers, and hell, you could even backflip, for crying out loud.
the game might be super difficult but it would be much easier with OP stuff
My awesome list of stuff that was very realistic in this video (Besides the obvious ones)
0:04: Really awesome dragon fight
0:20: All birch becomes Jungle wood
0:22 - 0:44: Really inconsistent Hunger and Hp bars
0:47: Retextured Wolf and Lightning Zombified Piglin
0:59: you can see the invisible player handing out Worms. Also, the item is literally just called "Worms".
1:02: Now has 60 worms and no dirt. Also, the jungle trees are now Mangrove wood.
1:07: The chest is trapped and has TNT below it. TNT also does not ignite when it's opened.
1:13: T H E P L U G
1:18: Suddenly, wood slabs.
1:21: 2 logs are stripped, not 1.
1:39: Crafting table explodes. Seeds are also planted on the stone.
1:40 - 1:50: More inventory inconsistencies.
1:54: A random carrot shows up to the right of the crafting tables.
1:55: The dirt in the house becomes Coarse Dirt.
1:59: The seeds have moved to a different corner.
2:07: Moss.
2:10 - 2:23: I have no clue. Also he jumps a lot which should kill him according to earlier in the video
2:24: There are now 3 seeds and the stone is replaced with andesite.
2:28: BlackYoshiX.
2:33: There's now spruce trees and surface Lapis i mean Sapphire.
2:37: Items clip through the ground.
2:39: Not a full set, there are 2 hoes and no shovel besides the random gold one.
2:41: All trees now have Terracotta for leaves and the slabs are now Bamboo. Some trees are now Dark Oak as well.
2:55: Random wooden axe and subsequently diamond horse armor gets dropped.
3:05: 🍔🍔
3:12: All logs are stripped.
3:16: Nether gold ore.
3:17: Natural veins of... Crying Obsidian start to generate.
3:31: Random Sniffer.
3:32: Jump on a barrier block.
3:34: Iorn Pickaxe.
3:40: 🦑
3:43: A random dripstone stalagmite is shown off to the side.
3:54: BlackYoshiX joins the game.
4:09: Sapphire is incorrectly called "Lapis Lazuli".
4:13: Dimind Miner
4:25: Random fixed ruined portal.
4:27: Portal has no chest.
4:28: BlackYoshiX strikes again.
He is serious about it this time.
Average expert pack experience
Okay, but can you beat minecraft without existing?
no :(
Wait I think I may have accidentally made a huge backlog of messages.
@@JustSomeGuyWithoutSeasoning lol wdym?
@@peterplayz7215 Okay so was tryna tell you a joke but encountered more technical difficulties than I’d care to describe when actually trying to send the comment. At one point when I was reloading the page for the who knows what time, noticed a comment I tried to make before actually appear up, thought I had been accidentally sending the same slightly altered comment over and over again.
@@JustSomeGuyWithoutSeasoning loll, had that problem before too, what was the joke?
This may just be one of the most Trapperdapperest videos of all time, good job outdoing yourself
Average “adventure modpack”
BlackYoshiX, Minecraft's most important player
Can you beat Minecraft without him? Is it even possible? 🤔
2:23 bro is getting his liver eaten 💀
the BTW experience
This is the most fever dreamlike video I think you've put out so far.
1:51
WHAT DO MEAN THE WOODEN AXE WASN'T VERY USEFUL????!??!?!?!!?
it broke :(
@@StarryMysts BUT IT'S THE WOODEN AXE
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE USEFUL FOR THE RUN
Based Persona 3 music
Drink a shot every time he says “superealistic”
Better than wolves moment
if you had gotten a wooden axe the run would have been saved
Probably my favorite video of yours, I screamed when you stole the fire from Zeus
please someone provide him enough resources to create an entire movie 😭🙏
no you cant, that's violence
The thumbnail looks like TdLMC's, I thought he had uploaded his BTW/MEA dragon fight, my heart skipped a beat lmao
Anyway, nice vid haha
that prometheus bit was great lol
the prometheus joke was great lol
These videos just keep on getting better, awesome work!
2:10 prometheus
Bro’s about to be chained in a mountain and getting his liver pecked by an eagle every day for the rest of eternity
Invoking the wrath of Zeus is an interesting strat but I support it
It sounds like someone played better than wolves and had a terrible time.
I love how wrong the wood crafting was
Minecraft is super realistic so no matter what mode you’re on, you can’t respawn
Im in so much with this man's shenanigans.
type of mod pack my friends try to get me on 💀
Vanilla RLCraft be like:
this 97 year old minecraft player still gets fire the old fashioned way
I loved the casual triple neo
When the time traveler draws a skibidi toilet on a cave wall:
Better than Trapperdapper: Minecraft’s hardest mod
dude i cannot belive you actually bet minecraft without Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs!!!! thats actually insane HUGE respect my bro!!
I also hate how most "realistic" modpacks are just "make shit annoying and tedious" instead of actually being based on reality
This has to be a worlds first 😮
Why is this the "Better than Wolves" mod but without the mod
The Cost of Sapphire
XD
- mom can we have Terrafirmacraft?
- no we have Terrafirmacraft at home
Terrafirmacraft at home:
trapperdapper actually just becoming prometheus in order to beat minecraft
srsly one of my fav mc yters, keep up the good work man
3:54 the moment trapperdapper became heisenberg
bro sounds like the can you beat minecraft with dementia guy