Up until now, Emily had hundreds of reptiles in her home to scare away thieves but now that the zoo is about to open she bought a freaking MACHETE to protect Ed. I call this true love!
In their quest to unravel the mystery of the four headed serpent, the dou clashes with the goddess of wind, Cheyenne. Will Ed and Emily be able to brave Cheyenne's blistery winds and uncover the secrets of the ancient crypts?
Omg. This is my favorite series! I’m so exited for the facility to be built, j will definitely go once it’s finished! OMG thankyou for all the likes!!! ✨
I laugh too bc they always start reacting when I see them passing the Dairy Queen so it takes me a min to realize they aren't cheering the dairy queen.
I was just laughing hysterically when Eds said "whhhyyyyy?????!!!" When he found out about the machete! And it was equally funny when her dad found out. Edit: thank you for the likes!!
I was about to comment that as soon as I saw that part too :o, though I was gonna do it a different way like Ed: Emily what do you have? Emily: A MACHETE! :) Ed: NO-!
Maybe a chair for whoever you hire to be on the till? Since standing in place all morning gets rough. Facility looks amazing already haha excellent aesthetic
Anyone else excited to do Dairy Queen then visit the facility when the world goes back to normal and the facility is open?? I can’t be the only one who noticed 😂
As a girl, I've always been extremely weirded out by the lack of privacy in men's bathrooms. Like you just stand there peeing out in the open with a row of other guys right next to you also peeing??? How is that not awkward as hell? I get self-conscious peeing in a closed stall when I know there's someone nearby. xD
@@Schuyler2614 it genuinely is pretty awkward, also btw no one talks, pretty sure that was a joke,also you do not look at another guys junk and if you have a choice you don't go next to someone else
@@Schuyler2614 there are unwritten rules that all men abide by instinctively: rule number one: if there are several urinals, you number them from left to right in your head, you then fill up the uneven numbers first and only when all the uneven numbers are occupied, are you allowed to use the even numbers. rule number two: eyes straight forward or down, never left or right. rule number three: nobody talks.
@RobloxSnake _Yt it was a segue that happened as I was watching. Ed said that and then an ad popped up that started with those words. My husband, who I call my husbunny, made the comment that the ad was an interesting coincidence. Got it? 😁
I'm so so so excited for you, I can't tell you how much your videos have meant to me. Although you don't have any Keyan Sand Boas, seeing your enthusiasm and love for your animals gives me hope in humanity. Especially in 2021, thank you for making such informative videos and thank you for love and care. You have a big heart and I would totally travel from Cali to visit your zoo when it opens. Congrats and great job !
@@cristinacox7494 dont assume everything is hate, not that you do that a lot, I don't even know you, just saying, he may have just been correcting her, though it's kind of you to protect others of hate.
The best thing about it is you can first get ice cream from the DQ then go next door to see a bunch of cool reptiles and you might see a crazy lady holding a machete.
Im rewatching this series for like the fifth time now and WOW its so impressive to watch the stone masons work, the fact that its HAND places rock? Amazing
That's one benefit to being trans, I never have to encounter a men's restroom urinal ever again. Granted, the stalls aren't always that much better here in the states, but at least it's just a few gaps between panels, so incidental eye contact is far less common.
Emily: Look you can poop with a friend! :D Me: Vietnam flashbacks to The daycare I used to go to that had no stalls so if two people were going to the bathroom at once you would both just awkwardly stare at each other.
Emily, I can totally understand your fascination with the machete. I too am a smallish woman who owns sneks, lizards, and an inordinant number of repro swords and shiny sharp things. (Fire and/or explosives are also interesting.) According to several good friends, this is a specific personality type, and if they were to get lost in the woods or desert they've all assured me that they'd prefer to get lost with me. SOLIDARITY, YAY! Also, suggestion for the extra inches at the top of your office door: Put glass, and then on top of the glass put a stained glass panel with a snake or lizard or your logo on it. I did stained glass for 14 years as a side-business; there are tons of artists most places who'd be happy for a small fee to make you a panel to your (or their) design, and you could hang it against a plain glass panel (never install them permanently, because it makes repairs or moving them infinitely harder.) Just a thought, but it would look very classy. You could do a pic of Rex!
It's so crazy watching a favorite TH-camr of mine go from just a few vids on the things snakes do to making their own facility to show people all the different snakes and reptiles that they love. Keep up the good work you two! You both are awesome!
Just remember kids, when you come to the facility and see Emily being professional behind the service counter this is the same Emily that ran around the counter like a little kid
Emily with a machete is kind of terrifying. Mostly for the sake of her safety lol. It looks like she was channeling her inner Danny Trejo for a moment. Be afraid, very afraid...
Happy new years Ed and Emily. Every time the facility and how I imagine its going to look gets more awesome. And OMG Emily’s face when she cut down the box..
Emily "I bought a MACHETE" (maniacal smile) Ed "I'm cutting a pipe that throws sparks onto this piece of cardboard on the floor!" Match made in heaven !
I’m so excited for their facility! I’ve enjoyed watching this whole process! I used to work in a home-building manufacturing plant so this is right up my alley 😛
I'm really loving these facility update videos, they are giving me hardcore "Watching This Old House on PBS on Saturday Morning" vibes. Except wackier. And for reptiles. With a machete.
I'm so glad she didnt lose her grip when she swung that machete.
Same
me too!! XD
I can breath a little easier
Yeah same
Same
Up until now, Emily had hundreds of reptiles in her home to scare away thieves but now that the zoo is about to open she bought a freaking MACHETE to protect Ed. I call this true love!
😂
This is my favourite comment ever
🤣🤣🤣
Are you saying Ed’s weak?
Does anyone know what episode it was when they brought Chloe into the facility?
I love how the first thing you hear is Emily saying "I bought a machete!"
Ikr
LMAOOO
The best part is she sounds happy about it
I am scared for Ed
She needs to defend herself against jumpscares
"Tell my you're in America without telling me you're in America"
Emily: I BOUGHT A MACHETTE AT THE REGISTER IN THE IMPULSE-BUY SECTION!
America in your easy
ITS ABOUT THRE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD!
SHUT UP
Miles. Yards. Inches.
😂😂😂
Emily: gets a machete
Ed: wields an old pipe like a staff
The fantasy movie we didn't dare ask for is underway
In their quest to unravel the mystery of the four headed serpent, the dou clashes with the goddess of wind, Cheyenne. Will Ed and Emily be able to brave Cheyenne's blistery winds and uncover the secrets of the ancient crypts?
@@sarameierhofer3887 YES we need that ASAP
Omg I needed this in my life
@@sarameierhofer3887 yes.
Emily to Ed when he’s sawing the pipe: “is that safe?”
Emily 30 seconds prior: MACHETE
Lol
Lol/lol/lol/and lol
xd
Lol
Yesssssss
I can't imagine how many parents will be so relieved to have somewhere new for their kids to go once things are able to open safely
"I found a machete!"
Thats my adhd mood everytime I go shopping.
Yessss but for me it's ADD
Thank you same it’s kinda sad
I too have ADHD and love weapons and destruction
Same
Same here lol
Omg. This is my favorite series! I’m so exited for the facility to be built, j will definitely go once it’s finished!
OMG thankyou for all the likes!!! ✨
If it’s done by August 2021 then I’m having my September bday party there. And I’m bringing my snake, Charlie! :D
@@TraciWehunt Me neither but i defiantly would if i could ;-;
J will huh?
@@meganrodgers5764 I think they ment "i" not j
@@dixieherron9390 I know
Emily: *runs around squealing* “I can poop with a friend” Contractors: “+1 to the weird in-counter counter”
lol
encounter counter lol
And her wielding a machete.
“In-counter” 😂😂
I don't know if they have enough counters for all the encounters they have to account for in their counter container.
The best part about this location is the Dairy Queen that’s next to it
Omg yesssss
I laugh too bc they always start reacting when I see them passing the Dairy Queen so it takes me a min to realize they aren't cheering the dairy queen.
Yes.
Get some shakes and go see some snakes!
@@leviaddams5060 _yes you are a marketing genius_
I was just laughing hysterically when Eds said "whhhyyyyy?????!!!" When he found out about the machete! And it was equally funny when her dad found out.
Edit: thank you for the likes!!
Me too
Ed’s idea of a nightmare: Emily with a machete
Emily’s idea of a nightmare: rusty pipe
Shared nightmare: ominous and faint spray painted hello
coming soon to Dead by Daylight.
Rusty spoons
@Johanna Gonzalez I was confused as to why you were so scared of the idea that Emily may have a mother, until I read the second comment
So true 😂😂😂😂
“What do you have?”
“A MACHETE”
“NOOOO”
Omg I thought abt that too😂
That very much is her.
I was about to comment that as soon as I saw that part too :o, though I was gonna do it a different way like
Ed: Emily what do you have?
Emily: A MACHETE! :)
Ed: NO-!
Omg yess
YESSS
“ I bought a machete,” she says happily with a grin on her face.
XD lol
Hey, I dont blame her. My reaction would be the same! 🤣
I was just super scared from her I don't trust her with it..
@@warriormaiden9829 XD ngl same
Do. not kill. Me
My daughter is counting down the days till she can come to the grand opening..... We are so excited to come see it in person.
"Yeet that trim :-)"
Really?!
This is gonna be open to the public?
I'm in Australia so.......
I wish I could come, but I live in the Netherlands
Emily: "I crave"
Ed: "Crave what?"
Emily: *Demonic voice* "Destruction" *Lifts Machete*
Amazing lol
when did she say that
Lmao
Emily: "I can use the machete to open fan mail!"
Us worried fans: " EMILY NO"
EXACTLY!!! I’m like EMILY HECK NO what happens if we send something fragile or an animal or something and you don’t notice!!
Oh god please no
@@1d0ntl1kepe0ple_ that's why you don't just send animals🙄😒
Never ever just send animals
EMILY YES!
@@alychee8639 I know I’m just saying what if someone sends an animal in a container with holes in it and the machete cuts through it
“I BOUGHT A MACHETE”
You can’t handle a knife let alone a MACHETE
Lol same 😂😂
Lol
I think she said BOUGHT but it’s interchangeable
I think she actually said “I bought a machete”
But still yeah 😂
@@user-ue3pl2gf4o I have the power of god and anime on my side!
Maybe a chair for whoever you hire to be on the till? Since standing in place all morning gets rough. Facility looks amazing already haha excellent aesthetic
Emily: I BOUGHT A MACHETE
Ed: *chuckles* "I'm in danger."
Haha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He chuckled because he was crying inside
Like: I'm scared of you now
Everyone evacuate the city, Emily’s got a machete!!!
Lol
I love the progress that is being made. I can only imagine how long this takes. Beautiful ❤️
Yah ❤️❤️
Emily” I got a machete”
Me “ why didn’t you send the babysitter with her”
I’m dying lol
I am scared for her now somebody send help for her.....
I could not have said it better myself👍
Lol
Hahaha
"What's going on here?" "OH NO EMILY FOUND A MACHETE!". Lol 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 that was the part that made me laugh hardest so far. 😂😂😂😂😅
I click a notification and hear "I BOUGHT A MACHETE!"
Lol me too
That’s what happened to me 😂
🤣🤣
Anyone else excited to do Dairy Queen then visit the facility when the world goes back to normal and the facility is open?? I can’t be the only one who noticed 😂
Thats the dq I grew up going to! I've probably been there 100 times
I honestly thought the same thing when I saw the DQ lol
Blizzards 🤤
Yeessssss!!!!!!!!!!
Same eeeeeeeeee 🥰🥰
Me: impulse buys a snickers
Emily: impulse buys a machete
Wouldn't you? :D
Everyone: what did you get?
Emily: a Machete
Everyone: how bout no?...
Insert knife vine here
Yup
Ha! I pranked u. U clicked it!
“That’s not weird for you”
“No sometimes you just need to have a conversation”
😂I’m dying!
Thanks for asking that.
As a girl, I've always been extremely weirded out by the lack of privacy in men's bathrooms. Like you just stand there peeing out in the open with a row of other guys right next to you also peeing??? How is that not awkward as hell? I get self-conscious peeing in a closed stall when I know there's someone nearby. xD
@@Schuyler2614 it genuinely is pretty awkward, also btw no one talks, pretty sure that was a joke,also you do not look at another guys junk and if you have a choice you don't go next to someone else
@@Schuyler2614 there are unwritten rules that all men abide by instinctively:
rule number one: if there are several urinals, you number them from left to right in your head, you then fill up the uneven numbers first and only when all the uneven numbers are occupied, are you allowed to use the even numbers.
rule number two: eyes straight forward or down, never left or right.
rule number three: nobody talks.
normal poeple: green
emily: SnAkE dIsCoVeRy CoLoRs
Lol
Ed: well she cut it in half...
Everyone in the background: *hesitant cheering*
Emily entering the building and declaring, "I bought a machete!" is the most I've ever related to anything in my life. 😂
These people are so enthusiastic and are just a joy to watch in this stupid point in time. Thank you so so much guys!
Ed: Well pray for me guys.
*cuts to ad*
"as they rushed my wife to the Emergency Room..."
My Husbunny: That was an interesting and apt segue...
Oh no no no no
@RobloxSnake _Yt it was a segue that happened as I was watching. Ed said that and then an ad popped up that started with those words. My husband, who I call my husbunny, made the comment that the ad was an interesting coincidence. Got it? 😁
Emily can use the machete for clearing when herping. Also the spiky side is a saw for cutting fire wood
I'm so so so excited for you, I can't tell you how much your videos have meant to me. Although you don't have any Keyan Sand Boas, seeing your enthusiasm and love for your animals gives me hope in humanity. Especially in 2021, thank you for making such informative videos and thank you for love and care. You have a big heart and I would totally travel from Cali to visit your zoo when it opens. Congrats and great job !
Emily: this is probably going to be the last clip
The 10 more minutes: am i a joke to you?
Yup
Haha knew you were gonna click it!
Me reads the chat under this comment
See read more
*Click*
Nothing comes up...
I got pranked
Most people: Have a dog to protect the house
Emily and Ed: Snakes, lizards, turtles, an alligator and to top it all off a fricking MACHETE
:)
Good one!
Lol
This is true
True as hell
Ed: how is it-
Emily: I FOUND A MACHETE!!
Intro starts
It’s I bought a machete
@@jacoblovesshannan oi no hate, she forgot
@@cristinacox7494 dont assume everything is hate, not that you do that a lot, I don't even know you, just saying, he may have just been correcting her, though it's kind of you to protect others of hate.
What did I see
“Its not hate”
“No it is”
“Emily has a murder weapon”
The last one I said :)
P.S. Rip Ed :’(
I love these episodes of you working on the build
The best thing about it is you can first get ice cream from the DQ then go next door to see a bunch of cool reptiles and you might see a crazy lady holding a machete.
😂
Emily: *sees the brick wall*
Also Emily: FORGET THAT, THE JUMPING SPIDERS WE’RE GONNA SEE IN THE FUTURE :D
The first thing I said when I saw the bricks, I legit was like “jumping spiders!!”
Me too
Step Dad's reaction to an interrupted phone call LOL
Me:brings a lighter to school "im the baddest boy"
Emily: brings MACHETTE TO WORK "normal day"
Lol
she should leave the machete under the counter just in case.
true
@@windhelmguard5295
"THIS IS A ROBBER-"
Emily: M A C H E T T E
@Kailie Kakuda i know right
Emily’s excitement over the check out counter was adorable
Emily’s little “I bought a machete” was so adorable 🥺
At least you don’t think it’s a lil weird 😂
Haha
Oh god if she can’t open a package with a knife I definitely don’t trust her with that machete
Lol
Yes I feel you UwU
LoL
@Makayla Rozelle in your pfp is that you're snake? If its yours that snake is amazing colors!! ❤
Me to
Ed: pulls Gandalf with dirty old pipe
My brain: "You shall not pass!"
Outloud: "I don't want to pass that anyway."
Im rewatching this series for like the fifth time now and WOW its so impressive to watch the stone masons work, the fact that its HAND places rock? Amazing
"Or shirt hangers if you like to poop with your shirt off" Ed has no fear. Fear him.
This has a hefty dose of "What do you have?" "A knife!" "Noooooo!" energy
“I BOUGHT A MACHETE” -Emily 2020
Emily 2022: Goes missing
Emily is found and got a machete
Rip Ed
@Minji Moeykens cute profile pic
What happens when she becomes a murderer
U mean 2021
“That’s all you need?!” Ed: “Yeah.”
Me: “Yeah, no boo that’s all we GET.”
That's one benefit to being trans, I never have to encounter a men's restroom urinal ever again. Granted, the stalls aren't always that much better here in the states, but at least it's just a few gaps between panels, so incidental eye contact is far less common.
Hello fellow LGBTQ member
"I bought a machete" *Ah yes, the best opening line*
Lol, Yas
Lol yaasssss qwuuuueeeeen
No rhyme or reason just "I bought a machete"that doesn't sound weird at all
yea
Emily: *swinging her machete around at innocent boxes*
Random coworker in the background: *surprised pikachu face*
Emily: “I BROUGHT A MACHETE!”
Me: *”I got 911 on speed dial.”*
Yes.
Its 999 lol
@@vincentkelly191 oh, I’m British and for us is 911 but I’ll change it
@@strawberrycow4699 for us(the netherlands) it's 112. Xd
Me too
Emily’s eyes were crazy eyes when she had that machete like ummmm I am glad that I live in Australia😳
I LIVE IN AMERICA
I'm not telling where I live so she dont hurt meh
I live in oak island North Carolina
I live right in front of the beach
Ayyy I live in western Australia still in Australia my homie and yes while she’s sleeping we’re both just being alive
Ed: What do you have there?
Emily: *Running* A Machete!
Ed: *Screaming* NO!
???
@@Puppetmaster732 it’s a vine :/
@@Puppetmaster732 its lowkey sad that you dont get the reference
Emily - “look you can poop with a friend”
Me “why lol”.
😂 😂
Emily: Look you can poop with a friend! :D
Me: Vietnam flashbacks to The daycare I used to go to that had no stalls so if two people were going to the bathroom at once you would both just awkwardly stare at each other.
@@fishcareforbeginners9781 wow I would have so many nightmares lol 😂
Elizabeth Tyson
Lol yea it was rlly awkward
@@fishcareforbeginners9781 children have no shame lol
"I BOUGHT A MACHETE!"
**instant like**
4:17 is just forever mood 😌✨✨✨
Is there gonna be a gift shop??? I'd love a souvenir.
Ed: scared to cut the pipe
Emily: no, no. It’s ok, I will get my machete
Me: oh dear god..
@Teresa Depman thx
That's what I thought
Ed: What do you have?
Emily: A MACHETE
Ed: NO!
I love those windows, they're gorgeous! Glad you're keeping them
Emily: It needs to be sharper, it’s not sharp enough
What Ed is thinking at the moment: You just cut through 3/4 of a box!
Did anyone else realize how cool that parrot Emily painted was? Like it looked amazing
98% of comments: MACHETE
2% of comments: just weird
No
@@elizabethtyson3221 what??
Use your brainp
@01_Gummy Gacha_10 I watch Moriah Elizabeth and my mind immediately went "that's a wade lookin machete"
@01_Gummy Gacha_10 we must raid the facility for rainboas
Emily, I can totally understand your fascination with the machete. I too am a smallish woman who owns sneks, lizards, and an inordinant number of repro swords and shiny sharp things. (Fire and/or explosives are also interesting.) According to several good friends, this is a specific personality type, and if they were to get lost in the woods or desert they've all assured me that they'd prefer to get lost with me. SOLIDARITY, YAY! Also, suggestion for the extra inches at the top of your office door: Put glass, and then on top of the glass put a stained glass panel with a snake or lizard or your logo on it. I did stained glass for 14 years as a side-business; there are tons of artists most places who'd be happy for a small fee to make you a panel to your (or their) design, and you could hang it against a plain glass panel (never install them permanently, because it makes repairs or moving them infinitely harder.) Just a thought, but it would look very classy. You could do a pic of Rex!
Emily: i bought a machete...
Everyone: you could not even use a mini knife.....
I was scared for Emily and still am
That's so true 😂
"I bought a machete!!"
emily wHY DO YOU HAVE A MACHETE
The "spikey end" is for sawing, Emily Dearest 😆
It's so crazy watching a favorite TH-camr of mine go from just a few vids on the things snakes do to making their own facility to show people all the different snakes and reptiles that they love. Keep up the good work you two! You both are awesome!
Just remember kids, when you come to the facility and see Emily being professional behind the service counter this is the same Emily that ran around the counter like a little kid
Emily saying “Yeet that trim” gave me life 😂
Me: afraid to cut anything with a sharp nife
Emily: I can open fan mail with a machete
Ed: scared for his life
I just love how Emily is evilly smiling around a corner, sharing her machete
Emily with machete: "peace was never an option "
Water bottle, sweating
It was not satisfieding
Seriously though how many siblings does Emily have??!! There's always another one in every video 🤣🤣🤣
She's got a stepdad, so presumably enough for 2 families?
Someone from New Jersey named Jason says he wants his Machete back, said to make sure it is properly sent back to some place called Camp Crystal Lake.
On the glass part of the check out counter you should puts rex’s cast or the rocks you got from fan mail
I don't know if I'm just always forgetting what your sisters look like, but it seems like you have an endless amount of sisters!
BAZINGA
I think she has 3, Jenna, Krista, and Bethany
@@crazycrafts3414 And Grace.
@@jiayuan1147 and Grace.
No-one:
Litterally not a single soul:
Emily smiling like a giddy kid who just discovered candy: I BOUGHT A MACHETE!!!
Lol
Omg 😂😂
Haha😂🤣🤣😂
Ed: Let me see what you have
Emily: A MACHETE!
Ed: NO!
I wish I had the enthusiasm for anything that Emily seemingly has for everything :)
Emily with a machete is kind of terrifying. Mostly for the sake of her safety lol. It looks like she was channeling her inner Danny Trejo for a moment. Be afraid, very afraid...
“You can poop with a friend” IM DYING AND IDK WHY 😂😂😂
Ed seeing Jason in a movie with a machete: meh
Ed seeing Emily WITH a machete: 😱😱😱
Happy new years Ed and Emily. Every time the facility and how I imagine its going to look gets more awesome. And OMG Emily’s face when she cut down the box..
Emily "I bought a MACHETE" (maniacal smile)
Ed "I'm cutting a pipe that throws sparks onto this piece of cardboard on the floor!"
Match made in heaven !
No one:
No one at all:
Emily: 'parkour'
Nobody:
Emily: I bought a machete!
Ed: Welp it has been great knowing you.
"Ed is destroying he's good at that"
Dear Emily, there is no human on earth, who is bad at destorying things.
True dat
Dat true
@@blazetherainwing1370 I switched the words of yours
I once I tried to dig into a tree
With sticks
Emily 2019: We have found the PERFECT building
Emily 2020: That pipe looks like something out of a horror movie
When the building is complete I’m going to use this as my new excuse for needing to go to America🤣🤣
Me too
Omg yassss
I know I absolutely love these video but I live in such a cold country I think the heat of America would be weird plus its so far away
@@weirdoperson4163 Yeah but I live in Norway and I don't really speak Engelsk so I think it would be weird
Eeeeeexactlyy
"We're going to try to fit the turtle enclosure onto the stand!"
*boss music commences*
I’m so excited for their facility! I’ve enjoyed watching this whole process! I used to work in a home-building manufacturing plant so this is right up my alley 😛
i never thought i'd be so excited about toilets
and those enclosures are so pretty!!!
The dude behind the wood stand thingy when they are moving the tank is like, "thank you very much but I am a ninja and only show my hand". 😅. 1:24
The mystery hand gesture was code for I can’t hear you oh never mind she’s talking to herself!! You guys should carve your initials into a tree!!
???
Stroke?
I'm really loving these facility update videos, they are giving me hardcore "Watching This Old House on PBS on Saturday Morning" vibes. Except wackier. And for reptiles. With a machete.