:O i know this is ironic but ur actually a genius omfg i would do that 100% thx for telling me i am definetly writting this down! this is way too smart u IQ must be 1000
as someone who knows a thing or two about trapping cats, first mistake is not covering the trap with a towel/blanket. the cat knowing theyre in a trap and not just a small hole makes them REALLY freak out, most ferals get violent but not batshit like that
@@benayers8622 could be a lot of different things but i have a friend who's cat used to be a stray and had her tail chopped off by a lawn mower :( so something similar could be the cause, or if they're owned by someone maybe they had their tails docked for some reason
@@Ididathing Like AvocadoHusky said, but dip Tampons into the rue, lavender and pennyroyal, Coleus canina, lemon thyme, or just dip them into your coffee.Then shoot them out of your Tampon gun at night like a hunter to give a the cats some chemical warfare.Maybye try diping some airsfot bullets into the smell cats don't like (the same as above), and shoot them out of an airsoft gun.
Honestly the best luck my family had was planting some lavender near the entrances to our yard. Cats don’t like the smell. I think things like rue, pennyroyal and lemon thyme work as well.
my cat sleeps outside next to a lavender bush... also my oldest cat is the reason for why I have no more invasive cats, as he is a little warrior, and chases away every other cat (but sometimes he is not there, and personally I don't care about different cats in my yard, as I have no wildlife there, and the only desirable living thing in my yard are the bees, which the cats don't attack anyway)
For all the „animal lovers“ Cats actually are not native to Australia, and people letting their cats stray around and kill the local wildlife is a huge problem. There are many birds not specialized to counter cats. They dint know what to do. They nest low, which is like ideal for cats. So best thing you can do is actually catch them and get them somewhere where they dint interfere with wildlife. Yes cats are cute and all, but they are a pest in Australia, and actually a big problem
In the cat community : Cat 1 : Hey have you heard about the new escape room that was built at thet guys house? Cat 2 : Yeah Ive went there last week! Cat 3 : Every night has new escape rooms! So freaking exciting!
For the fences you need to line the entire top of the fence with a diagonal shield about a foot to two feet long. Cats won’t jump over it. It would have to go over your neighbors yard. Or a chicken wire around the entire perimeter of the fence with post sticking out so the cats won’t have a stable foundation to walk on and won’t come into your yard. Look up cat fencing!
@@datpoptart6330 I think he talking about the explosive it would be damn near impossible to hit a cat with a claymore sword that things huge and hard to swing
heres a small list of ideas to get the cats out of your garden - improve on the tunnel idea by making it do a full 180 turn leaving the cats confused and out of the garden - small rakes the cats can step on like sideshow bob - introduce cacti to the garden - have a sensor that alerts you of movement, and when it gets triggered yell at the cats via tin can and string
I will tell you two stories. Take from them what you will. A professor that my wife knows. Bought some seeds and planted several hanging pots full of catnip for his cats. He hung these on his carport to keep the neighboring cats out of it. He heard something one night and went to investigate. He discovered that he had multiple cats climbing the side of his house trying to get to the catnip. The second story doesn't involve cats, but neighbors that are not responsible with their animals. A friend had a neighbor that had a great dane that he would let out in the morning to poo. Each morning this horse-sized beast would takeba gigantic dump on my buddie's lawn. He was vert polite and asked the neighbor to keep his dog from doing so and the neighbor just laugjed it off. He had enough and hatched a plan. He bought several cans of sausage gravy and waited till it was dark. He then crept outside and ladeled a scoop of the gravy on each pile. There were at least a half dozen. The next morning he went out and every poo pile was gone. The dog had eaten them. He looked over and the great dane had his front paws on his master's shoulders and was excitedly licking him in the face.
@@gabrielrosari4431 Well there’s a lesson there about acting out of ignorance. Always try to be informed on whatever subject you want to get involved in. Means research before taking actions. That’s why militaries have intelligence depts & they do reconnaissance before entering an area they’re not familiar with or not up to date on.
"My house is a cage, My car is a cage, the whole society is a cage" has the same energy as "corporations are a platypus, The governments a platypus" from Phineas and Ferb
Thank you so much, as a fellow Aussie (Perth) and someone who has several bird baths for the native birds, I hate it when people let their cats just roam. Its so cruel. I'm glad they're looking at making it illegal. No other pets are allowed to just 'roam' onto your property, cats especially shouldn't be allowed given their hunting prowess. Thank you again.
@@35Xshadow Fun makes it sound less important no matter how correct. Its to hone their skills for actual hunting. After all, practice makes perrrrrrfect.
@@Timbo6669 I also heard its because of how cats bring dead things back as "food" for their owners who they think are shit at hunting but that might just be an old tumblr thing
Go to your local coffee shop, give them a bucket and they will, usually, fill it with coffee grounds. When you get it home, sprinkle it liberally around your property and over the fence and it should stop them as they don't like the smell and it fertilises the soil and make the insect wildlife work twice as fast.
I like the implication that you can just walk into a coffee shop, wordlessly hand the barista a bucket and they just instinctually know what to do with it.
alright, so, cats HATE the smell of oranges. make your backyard smell like oranges. they also hate when stuff sticks to their feet. try scattering tape with the sticky side up!
You need more catnip, like a lot of catnip where you'll have like a sandbox full of catnip, then they would be forced to crawl though knee high catnip and they'll get extremely stoned. there's no avoiding that, it's the equivalent of being force fed weed brownies until you pass out.
i literally just ordered something for our garden called (and im not kidding) "BOG OFF CATS" its supposed to be smelly or something and keeps them away- you literally just put it all over your garden n other animals arent affected by it no clue what in it but it has a funny name
19:31 THIS IS MY BUNNINGS! I LIVE NEAR THIS!!! THIS IS THE CLOSEST BUNNINGS NEAR ME AND YOU PUT IT IN YOUR VIDEO!!! BRO IM SO HAPPY EVEN THO IT’S JUST MY LOCAL BUNNINGS!!!
Yea he seems to really like having the cats around because he spends alot of time "trying to get rid of them" I think they actually just give him something to do and that's Y he feeds them almost every time
I have an *indoor* cat as a pet. She keeps my mom's anxiety-ridden dog company when we're not home. They curl up next to each other and it's very cute. Anyways the reason I didn't get another dog is dogs tend to be very #clingy. I'm happy to leave my cat alone in front of the window where she watches birds but can not kill birds. I don't understand why people have indoor/outdoor cats personally - anything that goes outside brings in ticks, and there's a lot of cat owners who don't give their cats medicine so they get worms and fleas and crap. I live in a rural area so we got coyotes and fast trucks, but it's a problem in the suburbs with intact cats and no predators. Not as big a problem as in Australia or Hawaii though.
Let me give you some advice mano o mano. I've delt with millions of straycats. You should disguise yourself as one of the cats and join them. You would naturally become their cat-leader, and then you could just tell them to stop entering your garden. Works every time.
Day 1: One of the cat, the black one, is very hesitant to greet the new guy- it smells im not one of them, Hopefully it will not over to a conclusion that I will be discovered.
Get the whole family to do it. This will allow the stray cats to think you instantly have dominance over them. Or you can do street fighting with cats. Either way works
I’ve caught many cats for relocation in cages like that. I’ve never had any of the cats manage to break out. Australian cats must be stronger than their American counterparts
Australia is a harsh place for most animals, but cats thrive here! I've seen stray cats the size of a bull terrier! they peel up your roof and live in them
Board up the fence and put up some spikes on top. Here there are spikes to prevent cats from sitting in front of windows from the outside, they're not sharp enough to pierce them but they're far from comfortable.
Start a rumor that *someone in the neighborhood is poisoning people's pets* , so they should keep their animals inside. 1) it scares them into compliance 2) minimal effort 3) no one is actually harming the animals, so the only guilt is the psychological trauma you have inflicted on your neighbours, which they kind of deserve since they aren't keeping their cats inside like they should
Well I do own cats of myself but I understand what they do I feed them and they don't go far but these ones out in Australia just bad so I'd say I'm get like a swimming pool and put it above the gate with that motion sensor they aren't coming back after that ;)
Cats dislike the smell of rue, lavender and pennyroyal, Coleus canina and lemon thyme. Plant a few of these throughout the garden. (Interplanting can attract pollinators and other beneficial insects too.) Cats steer clear of strong citrus scents.
Citrus fruits in general are good for deterring cats too. It's common for households with cats to keep an orange under the Christmas tree to keep cats from messing with it
Random cat fact: liking catnip, is genetic. Other things, like silvervine and valerian root have the same effect. Edit: Tatrtian honeysuckle is also one of the catnip alternatives, i just forgot the name of the honeysuckle.
The cats in my garden were pretty bad and what my dad used was he boiled oranges and lemons in water and sprayed it over where they got in and the cats didn’t come back
High concentration citrus is hardcore for almost all animals and insects, but maybe it'll be fine if you only use it where cats would enter. You may lose out on the rodents (Do you want rodents and marsupials anyways?)
@@Ididathing Hey, for me this video of yours turns out too.... much in the entertainment side- but who am I to judge. thing is: if you want to get rid of them, don't feed them and do things they don't like, but I know that is not what people wanna see in their free time. So now, after arguing this out with myself, do what you want, hope you got my point somewhat and have a nice day
@@nuclearduck13 M8 cats are invasive and are driving thousands of species to extinction and, He's not murdering/torturing them he's trying to stop the cats from destroying australia's ecosystem but, it seems like you don't know anything about ecology and think it's fine to let these feral cats roam around and murder native species.
The cat population of the entire area probably talk about his yard now: Entertaiment, hang-out, free tuna, free drug and shower ? Cat paradise right there.
This was unexpectedly hilarious. 😂 well done. Favorite lines “ my house is a cage, my car is a cage all society is a cage, you just gotta chill out “😅😂
As you are obviously ready to put in some effort: How about you program an RC car (a kinda big one) to drive at things moving in front of it and brake at the last moment. With the addition of flashing lights and maybe some sounds, I am pretty sure it would really scare them. The car could then return to a default location and be 'on watch'. For them the car would be the defending its territory, thats a language they understand naturally. To avoid detection of smaller animals you could also couple it with a sensor that only primes the car on animals of a certain height (light barrier). If you can pull it off I am pretty sure it would work.
Another fact: it`s literally illegal to own a snake in NZ, also there never have been ANY snakes in NZ (except the ocean ones), because the first continent was frozen, and when it detached in to pieces, bein still ffrozen, didn`t have any snakes, and that`s even till today :)
@@axolotl2494 looks like imma move to nz. Lets say I am not completely scared of the danger noodles, but being as far away from the as possible seems to be a real deal for me.
I dealt with my cat problem by chasing them out of my yard like a mad man, the neighbors think I'm insane, but the cats either stare clear of my house, or go by it with paranoia.
Same, chased them hitting the ground with a big stick just to look and sound more menacing, they now totally avoid my house and haul ass everytime they see me.
oK so with cats dislike the smell of Lavendar so plant some, they also dislike the smell of coffee grounds, coffee ground also contain the nitrogen, phosphorus and trace minerals wich is good for keeping the grass healthy, they also dislike citrus smells human hair too. lay chicken wire around your fence plants will aslo grow around it they can't climb them, you know those bells that grandmas have at their house that make sound when it blows outside? try those aswell cats are also pretty scared of those (talking with experience) TDLR: Cats are smart creatures instead of scaring and traumatizing them try to make them uncomfortable, so now you have healthy grass a yard with healthy grass with the beautiful smell of lavendar.
The best defense is offense: throw tuna into your neighbours' yards and the cats will go to their yards
Love it love everything about it u are a madlad
holy moly
Confuse the enemy
Chaotic neutral
:O i know this is ironic but ur actually a genius omfg i would do that 100% thx for telling me i am definetly writting this down! this is way too smart u IQ must be 1000
I love how he's treating those cats to several gourmet meals and high quality drugs and expects them to want to leave his house.
they'll probably freak the fuck out tbh.
actual crack house but for cats. all he needs now is psychedelic mushrooms
@@User-1939t9 that's horrible lmao
Its all part of my plan to get the whole neighborhood hooked on my supply
@@Ididathing 2 minutes ago lol
Leave the child out for the nights and train him to hunt Cats
sorry, but I think you mean the little monkey?
Lmao
He is a paid actor
@@DonnieX6 who was eaten
Child? Ohhh, you mean the trained monkey. Easy mistake to make, don't beat yourself up
as someone who knows a thing or two about trapping cats, first mistake is not covering the trap with a towel/blanket. the cat knowing theyre in a trap and not just a small hole makes them REALLY freak out, most ferals get violent but not batshit like that
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Not all tutorials mention this aspect of trapping cats!
So crocodile rules where you cover the eyes to get the to not thrash around?
any reason so many of them had no tail??
@@benayers8622 could be a lot of different things but i have a friend who's cat used to be a stray and had her tail chopped off by a lawn mower :( so something similar could be the cause, or if they're owned by someone maybe they had their tails docked for some reason
@@benayers8622 cats live hard ass lives
Make a tunnel that ends in the same place where it started. Maybe they will get confused and give up
Thats actually a pretty good idea.
diradosveta best idea lol
I like this. I need a worm hole
I did a thing not sure about that one I don’t think cats could fit in a worm hole, nor would care about eating a worm.
Make the tunnel tunnel lead yo a giant catnip filled deadend
Cover your entire yard in the disco senser lights, make no place even walkable without a spontaneous party starting
Cover your yard with CATapults
Or just cover the whole gound in catnip
*Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 intensifies*
Has too many cats.
"What if I give them food"
Even more cats come.
"Ok, so what if I just give them drugs instead??"
Its not thoughtout very well
@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica yeah but he did a thing
cats:yo mah boys check out these things! these are lit!
Next step: hookers and blackjack
I love how all this just makes perfect sense
The callback to the ant in the pocket with the ant on the receipt had me in tears
The saying goes, “if you can’t beat em, pull an Opioid war on em.”
FantomOmega indeed
Holy shit I cannot stop laughing at this and it is not helping my chest infection 😅🤣🤣🤣
Primberry Soup hope you’re feeling better
Smells like speculative liberation to me
Britain 100
im pretty sure he was more high than the cats while making this...
you got me
You get better every upload
I was more high than the cats watching this
Probably
@@Ididathing Like AvocadoHusky said, but dip Tampons into the rue, lavender and pennyroyal, Coleus canina, lemon thyme, or just dip them into your coffee.Then shoot them out of your Tampon gun at night like a hunter to give a the cats some chemical warfare.Maybye try diping some airsfot bullets into the smell cats don't like (the same as above), and shoot them out of an airsoft gun.
I loved the "Requiem for a Dream" drug-dealing montage, you even kept the exact same sound effects. Beautiful work as always.
thanks mate. was very fun to make
Kore ga Requiem da
I feel sorry for anyone who has NOT seen that masterpiece of filmmaking!!!
"Tune in next week where i introduce wolves to my cat problem" spoken like a true Australian
Next video: *Giving homeless people weed on my porch so they dont steal my trash.*
But when you do it they’ll just say “Oi mate tf is this at least bring me the good stuff”
Haha
My brother would just take it
@@Ididathing ez strat
I dont think they would go away though, they probaly would come back for free weed.
Honestly the best luck my family had was planting some lavender near the entrances to our yard. Cats don’t like the smell. I think things like rue, pennyroyal and lemon thyme work as well.
We placed an electric grid on the place they snuck through. Problem solved
@@peterzingler6221 damnnn 😅
@Rory Tyler It is somewhat toxic, but I think the cats are smart enough to not eat something they hate the smell of.
Best thing to do is making land mines. Cats have never been back since.
my cat sleeps outside next to a lavender bush... also my oldest cat is the reason for why I have no more invasive cats, as he is a little warrior, and chases away every other cat (but sometimes he is not there, and personally I don't care about different cats in my yard, as I have no wildlife there, and the only desirable living thing in my yard are the bees, which the cats don't attack anyway)
Different approach: Get an emu in your yard, or put meth down istead of catnip.
Or combine both and give the meth to the emu...
Hahahaha
Dude I tried this and my dog is on the roof and is running around what do do I do wtf
Instructions unclear cat is now flying and shooting piss lasers
Soemthings wrong I can feel it
Already combined them, didn't work, any other suggestions?
Can’t believe I just watched 20 minutes of this. His narration is what keeps you
Also the cats, cat videos are what YT was made for.
The only thing we learned from this video, is that I did a thing has a shitty game cam.
Charles Goehring and that cats are sexy
For all the „animal lovers“
Cats actually are not native to Australia, and people letting their cats stray around and kill the local wildlife is a huge problem. There are many birds not specialized to counter cats. They dint know what to do. They nest low, which is like ideal for cats. So best thing you can do is actually catch them and get them somewhere where they dint interfere with wildlife. Yes cats are cute and all, but they are a pest in Australia, and actually a big problem
Imigrate some Chinese people to counter that
@@durchauskritisch7443 lmfao
@@durchauskritisch7443 😂😂😂
Actually, like actual like actually, actually.
Same as in New Zealand, where the animals are even more defenceless than those in Australia.
In the cat community :
Cat 1 : Hey have you heard about the new escape room that was built at thet guys house?
Cat 2 : Yeah Ive went there last week!
Cat 3 : Every night has new escape rooms! So freaking exciting!
ahahaha i need to start charging
I did a thing lol
The cat version of the crack addict at the gas station
For the fences you need to line the entire top of the fence with a diagonal shield about a foot to two feet long. Cats won’t jump over it. It would have to go over your neighbors yard. Or a chicken wire around the entire perimeter of the fence with post sticking out so the cats won’t have a stable foundation to walk on and won’t come into your yard. Look up cat fencing!
Just put an Emu in your yard. Every cat and the Australian government will be too afraid to bother you.
@Anirban Chakrabarti really?
@@sayadiyeojhenries.815 not really but I mean who is gonna make the emu pay I know not me
Try a cassowary instead
I can’t believe it. I was literally coming to write “get a cassowary”
yes please
Next episode: Using claymores to defend my yard from cats
I think he already did that with the water sprayer and movement detection cams.
xDD
The sword orrrr explosive?
That sounds pretty cool
@@datpoptart6330 I think he talking about the explosive it would be damn near impossible to hit a cat with a claymore sword that things huge and hard to swing
heres a small list of ideas to get the cats out of your garden
- improve on the tunnel idea by making it do a full 180 turn leaving the cats confused and out of the garden
- small rakes the cats can step on like sideshow bob
- introduce cacti to the garden
- have a sensor that alerts you of movement, and when it gets triggered yell at the cats via tin can and string
this is 100 times better than all the JuSt ShOoT tHe CaTs comments
Yoo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I like the 180 one
Lame buy a flamethrower
@armia krajova your cat must be modded, my base model cat hates it when i feed it cacti
Just call the China restaurant and get free food
"Not only they can dodge laser sensors like cat woman but they can read the Chinese manual instructions for the cage" made me laugh hard af 16:50
I will tell you two stories. Take from them what you will. A professor that my wife knows. Bought some seeds and planted several hanging pots full of catnip for his cats. He hung these on his carport to keep the neighboring cats out of it. He heard something one night and went to investigate. He discovered that he had multiple cats climbing the side of his house trying to get to the catnip.
The second story doesn't involve cats, but neighbors that are not responsible with their animals. A friend had a neighbor that had a great dane that he would let out in the morning to poo. Each morning this horse-sized beast would takeba gigantic dump on my buddie's lawn. He was vert polite and asked the neighbor to keep his dog from doing so and the neighbor just laugjed it off. He had enough and hatched a plan. He bought several cans of sausage gravy and waited till it was dark. He then crept outside and ladeled a scoop of the gravy on each pile. There were at least a half dozen. The next morning he went out and every poo pile was gone. The dog had eaten them. He looked over and the great dane had his front paws on his master's shoulders and was excitedly licking him in the face.
That is excellent
Very excellent
gross
@@maxxum_jades5242 but excellent
modern problems require modern solutions
As the great Sun Tzu said...
"If you cannot defeat your enemies, get them high as shit so they can't fight you"
~Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Laughs in British
Yes, i remeber that cuz my sensei told me to read sun tzu the art of war.
Technoblade never dies
Actually the British did this to the Chinese.
Laughs in *opium war*
When you shook the tree and the little dude’s face lit up yeah that was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen :’(
He is easy to please
@@Ididathing I mean aren't all monkeys?
I know, very sad..
@@Ididathing apparently so is • amber ••
@@Ididathing too bad that lil monki will get eaten by cats and probably go extinct soon
We went from stopping cats, to breaking into a CIA base
"it looks almost like a land mine, but, unfortunately, is not."
hi
want friend?
Airsoft landmines
Unfortunately
@@AMoistEggroll A I R S O F T
“One minute, they’re entertaining you by playing with a stupid toy, and the next they’re roaming the night, committing genocide.”
Adam Sanders kinda sounds like hitler except he entertains you with paintings and the genocide has day cycle turned on
That happen to me tho
I fed them food bc they're cute then next week all the chick of my chickens are gone
Adam Sanders that is what he said...
@@gabrielrosari4431 Well there’s a lesson there about acting out of ignorance. Always try to be informed on whatever subject you want to get involved in. Means research before taking actions. That’s why militaries have intelligence depts & they do reconnaissance before entering an area they’re not familiar with or not up to date on.
"My house is a cage, My car is a cage, the whole society is a cage" has the same energy as "corporations are a platypus, The governments a platypus" from Phineas and Ferb
Your teacher is a platypus
My parents are a platypus
@@catnerdadrian7601 my teacher is an antelope
Someone made a lofi out of that part of phineas
Is your Nicolas cage?
The level of attention to continuity of the reciept having an ant on it from putting an ant in your pocket at the start is impressive.
I was happy that ant made a comeback lmao
Build a catapult with bait and launch the cats out of your yard
They land on their feet so they will be fine
I like that
I did a thing I expect a part two with a catapult
@@jacobrodriguez4669 pretty sure that would be part 4 at this point
A trebuchet would be more effective
Dont you mean a CATapult hahaha....ill see myself out
The attention of detail, he put a ant in his pocket and when he gave his neighbor the receipt, the ant was on it.
But it was another pocket!
@@oleksandrbespalov9713 How do you know his pockets aren't connected? Maybe it's one pocket with two openings?
@@twizz420 sure I was thinking about it! And also an arm with two elbows to reach the other side of a pocket. You never know!
@@oleksandrbespalov9713 Anything is possible!
@@oleksandrbespalov9713 backup ant
I own two cats, in Australia, that don’t go outside for the exact reason he said. THEY KILL EVERYTHING, sometimes not even for food
Thank you so much, as a fellow Aussie (Perth) and someone who has several bird baths for the native birds, I hate it when people let their cats just roam. Its so cruel. I'm glad they're looking at making it illegal. No other pets are allowed to just 'roam' onto your property, cats especially shouldn't be allowed given their hunting prowess. Thank you again.
but atleast they give you "gifts" of dead animals, right?
Cats are one of the few animals which are known to hunt for fun, along with dolphins and humans.
@@35Xshadow Fun makes it sound less important no matter how correct. Its to hone their skills for actual hunting. After all, practice makes perrrrrrfect.
@@Timbo6669 I also heard its because of how cats bring dead things back as "food" for their owners who they think are shit at hunting but that might just be an old tumblr thing
Doing a high-tech Trap Neuter and Release quest of epic scale with a local animal shelter would be ….epic
They lost the Emu war and it looks like they're going to lase the battle against cats too
You live on yt recommendation videos, don't cha?
Your here again
Hey it you again
I’ve seen your comments on so many different videos and so many different genres. You are everywhere
I SWEAR TO GOD I SEE YOU IN EVERY VIDEO I WATCH
This makes me believe my cat is walking to Australia just to get some catnip, cause mine is pure black, pretty chubby, and has a nub tail
why would your cat be walking to Australia? Did it get out of the house
Is the nub tail genetic or something? I thought it was a war wound...
@@laidlawlevi there are species of cats with small tail like this, manx cat i believe? google it
@@lordpumpkin1374 yes, there are about two cat breeds that have a nub tail genetically, the Manx and Japanese Bobtail.
@@chlorine--17 *woooosh*
Did anybody else notice that really clever two part ant joke. I swear, this mans sense of humor is brilliant. 😂
I love this dude
im glad you noticed that. Keeping the ant in my pocket for 15 minutes was pretty uncomfortable
@@Ididathing ay you didn't ask the ant how it was doin
@@Ididathing love the continuity man
we're not retarded lmao
Go to your local coffee shop, give them a bucket and they will, usually, fill it with coffee grounds. When you get it home, sprinkle it liberally around your property and over the fence and it should stop them as they don't like the smell and it fertilises the soil and make the insect wildlife work twice as fast.
I like the implication that you can just walk into a coffee shop, wordlessly hand the barista a bucket and they just instinctually know what to do with it.
alright, so, cats HATE the smell of oranges. make your backyard smell like oranges.
they also hate when stuff sticks to their feet. try scattering tape with the sticky side up!
My yard already smells of limes. So im not hopeful of that
I did a thing oof
@@Ididathing do the sticky thing then or you could just 360 noscope them from the top of your roof
@@grimsgrim607 pls do not 360 noscope the cat
@@knightskyllic i think you mean please do*
You need more catnip, like a lot of catnip where you'll have like a sandbox full of catnip, then they would be forced to crawl though knee high catnip and they'll get extremely stoned. there's no avoiding that, it's the equivalent of being force fed weed brownies until you pass out.
Ok satan
dear god where do you get all that catnip from?
It's more like a giant hot box made with only dabs
Or you can just squirt a couple drops of LSD into that tuna
Add some flashing lights too if you really want to fuck with em
@@evilash47 I thought you were evil Ash, whats getting you?
i literally just ordered something for our garden called (and im not kidding) "BOG OFF CATS" its supposed to be smelly or something and keeps them away- you literally just put it all over your garden n other animals arent affected by it
no clue what in it but it has a funny name
Ill try it
19:31 THIS IS MY BUNNINGS! I LIVE NEAR THIS!!! THIS IS THE CLOSEST BUNNINGS NEAR ME AND YOU PUT IT IN YOUR VIDEO!!! BRO IM SO HAPPY EVEN THO IT’S JUST MY LOCAL BUNNINGS!!!
*gives them food to get rid of them*
“Okay maybe this was a bad idea”
*gives them drugs instead*
so imagine beign a cat and some one offers u free drugs hell yeah
Yea he seems to really like having the cats around because he spends alot of time "trying to get rid of them" I think they actually just give him something to do and that's Y he feeds them almost every time
next he will be offering massages
The fact that camera footage is from 2019 tells you just how long making these videos takes
lol didnt realize :) but this is what makes his videos so special
Or the time stamp on the camera was wrong. If it runs out of battery it will pick up the time where it left off.
yeah i dubt that was really from 2019 lmao
But in that video hes talking about recent videos, it couldn't've been March 2019
it doesn't take a long time to make one of his videos he is just too lazy to actually make one
Did this man actually cut a glory hole in the fence of his family home for a 3 second gag...
Legend. Lol
What else would he do with the fence?
Or he removed a plank and put one with a cut hole in it?
Maybe he cut the glory hole in the fence for another sort of gag if you catch my drift.
Your fence doesn't have a glory hole?
I have an *indoor* cat as a pet. She keeps my mom's anxiety-ridden dog company when we're not home. They curl up next to each other and it's very cute. Anyways the reason I didn't get another dog is dogs tend to be very #clingy. I'm happy to leave my cat alone in front of the window where she watches birds but can not kill birds. I don't understand why people have indoor/outdoor cats personally - anything that goes outside brings in ticks, and there's a lot of cat owners who don't give their cats medicine so they get worms and fleas and crap. I live in a rural area so we got coyotes and fast trucks, but it's a problem in the suburbs with intact cats and no predators. Not as big a problem as in Australia or Hawaii though.
Now, get the neighbours high to stop them from sending cats.
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😂😂😂
Getting my dad high to stop him from playing too much videogames
High folks love playing with cats.
@@internetduck1114 get good at your dads game of choice and ruthlessly crush him in it, show him you're the alpha and he will find another hobby.
Let me give you some advice mano o mano. I've delt with millions of straycats. You should disguise yourself as one of the cats and join them. You would naturally become their cat-leader, and then you could just tell them to stop entering your garden. Works every time.
gonna try it now
@@Ididathing watching him for a year now, he is probably going to really try it
Day 1: One of the cat, the black one, is very hesitant to greet the new guy- it smells im not one of them, Hopefully it will not over to a conclusion that I will be discovered.
Get the whole family to do it. This will allow the stray cats to think you instantly have dominance over them. Or you can do street fighting with cats. Either way works
Cat mob boss
I’ve caught many cats for relocation in cages like that. I’ve never had any of the cats manage to break out. Australian cats must be stronger than their American counterparts
American cats are chubby and weak from the hundreds of pounds of shitty fried cat food the average American gives a day.
@@nathanielreed5265 this
I think they're just too fat lol especially with the free drugs and tuna
Australia is a harsh place for most animals, but cats thrive here! I've seen stray cats the size of a bull terrier! they peel up your roof and live in them
@@monkeybarrel525 Yeesh, good thing I don't live there.
Board up the fence and put up some spikes on top. Here there are spikes to prevent cats from sitting in front of windows from the outside, they're not sharp enough to pierce them but they're far from comfortable.
Start a rumor that *someone in the neighborhood is poisoning people's pets* , so they should keep their animals inside.
1) it scares them into compliance 2) minimal effort 3) no one is actually harming the animals, so the only guilt is the psychological trauma you have inflicted on your neighbours, which they kind of deserve since they aren't keeping their cats inside like they should
I’m new but they might be stray cats
The vast majority of these cats are strays. It's a huge problem
Well I do own cats of myself but I understand what they do I feed them and they don't go far but these ones out in Australia just bad so I'd say I'm get like a swimming pool and put it above the gate with that motion sensor they aren't coming back after that ;)
@@reptilekeepers.7848 or just use a motion sensor that makes a fake dog bark and go ballistic.
Keeping cats outside is normal
The reason his cage is breaking is obvious.
Clearly his brother really loves catnip
It seems so...
Cats dislike the smell of rue, lavender and pennyroyal, Coleus canina and lemon thyme. Plant a few of these throughout the garden. (Interplanting can attract pollinators and other beneficial insects too.) Cats steer clear of strong citrus scents.
it looks like he has a lemon tree already? would that smell the same or is it too high up?
👍
Can confirm, my cat goes bezonkers whenever I offer him something citrus-y
Citrus fruits in general are good for deterring cats too. It's common for households with cats to keep an orange under the Christmas tree to keep cats from messing with it
@@robvinsky oh I have 3 cats and they have never messed whithb the tree idk mabey I'm lucky 🤷♀️
The ant is an inredible attention to detail!😂
Fr lol
That call back to the ant in the pocket actually made me bust out laughing
yeah same here
yeah that was some grade-A comedy
Same 😂
Same.
The allusion to him really just being the weirdo next door, who hunts the neighbours cats. Was great too.
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Random cat fact: liking catnip, is genetic. Other things, like silvervine and valerian root have the same effect.
Edit: Tatrtian honeysuckle is also one of the catnip alternatives, i just forgot the name of the honeysuckle.
Relevant username is relevant.
My cat seems to like getting high off chlorine
Angry cat lady: don't hurt the cats!
Cat eating a live animal: "Yeah, give us more drugs and disco lights".
The cat lady probably hurts her cats with stuffing 50 cats in each corner of the house.
@@nathanielreed5265 Then let's hope her house has 50 corners
@@sevencakes7125 thats still 50 cats in each corner though, you've only made the problem bigger
@@Mooneymanjason hopefully she has 100 rooms with 4 corners in each of those rooms
@@сукаебать-к6ь there are now 20,000 cats, lets hope she hired a big team of feeders
I really enjoy this guys sense of humor
The cats in my garden were pretty bad and what my dad used was he boiled oranges and lemons in water and sprayed it over where they got in and the cats didn’t come back
true , they hate the scent of it. My kitty always bolted when we ate any citrus.
I think citrus has a similar effect on dogs, I’ve seen collars that spray citronella to stop dogs barking.
High concentration citrus is hardcore for almost all animals and insects, but maybe it'll be fine if you only use it where cats would enter. You may lose out on the rodents (Do you want rodents and marsupials anyways?)
@@mrcarebu I think he does, a few rodents, not an infestation, but mice are cute.
Rcballsftym my dog likes the smell of citrus but idk my dog also rolls in his own shit
Left Brain: well we could just stop putting food
Right brain: *n a h, D r u g s*
Bruh that’s wrong, Right Brain would say that we should give them drugs
The right brain controls the left side of the body and the left brain controls the right side of the body
@@TheEldestSoulDrinker I forgot which was which so I guessed
Marijuana isn’t a drug
@@Star_Archetype Dude even cofee is a drug
Plot twist: the camera never failed he just killed the cats
Hopefully
What do you think that steak 19:47 was made of? :)
@@bendover-lo6df You need braincells just like him
@@assasinsquidkyk742 im going to kill more cats now
As the cameraman i can say this is not true and any ex cameramen saying this may need to be reminded of certain OATHS they may have taken
Alright. Here's an idea. Build a Cat-A-Pult. You know where I'm going with this.
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"This white girl seems pretty hesitant to enter the cage, and rightfully so, after seeing what I do in my yard"
The Butcher MTB I’ve got the same problem
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@@TheCatIsAMonster How? It doesn't necessarily imply something awful happening.
Conner Confidential it’s the way he says it.
My first thought: this is the Australian version of Mark Rober's Squirrel Obstacle Course
The original is idubbz save the squirrels inciative
Wooosh If Gay initiative*
I saw that vid and it is extremely funny
This is like giving a alcoholic weed so they stop drinking your alcohol
Seems like a good deal. I like my beer a lot
I would just kick it I hate cat's they keep crapping in my garden and when I catch it I'm going to kick it so hard it won't be do it again
@@wayneking9997 Just cut it's head off, then it really can't do anything
@@5kr3aminMunk33 idk that sounds messy maybe just shoot it off you're property so you don't need to deal with the mess or decaying corpse smell.
Next he's gonna try to overfeed them so they have no desire to hunt anymore.
Except yes I know they don't hunt due to hunger
Love the requiem for a dream reference, really set the mood
Him officer that’s the cat that made me feel “dirty”.
Because it's a dirty cat
Easy way to make them stop: make them learn english then steal a stop sign. Now the cats cannot come in anymore
If they're made that smart to read signs, I'd think they would be smart enough to become disobedient.
@@nathanielreed5265 Someone didnt get the joke
try physically running from your house after them like an animal everytime a cat shows up. Be a great video.
ive done that personally and it works 10/10
My dog is completly useless, so I do this every time and it really works.
He would have to stay up all night too which makes it even more interesting
Sadly I had a compilation of me doing this but somehow lost it
@@Ididathing Hey, for me this video of yours turns out too.... much in the entertainment side- but who am I to judge.
thing is: if you want to get rid of them, don't feed them and do things they don't like, but I know that is not what people wanna see in their free time. So now, after arguing this out with myself, do what you want, hope you got my point somewhat and have a nice day
Loved the Requiem for a Dream homage, well done
"One minute they're entertaining you, playing with a stupid toy, and the next, they're roaming the night, committing genocide"
Itachi can relate
Edgy teen behaviour
Eren has entered the chat.
Only if you let them outside
Germans eh?
Damn, that was another fantastic video. Love the story-telling narration.
Cool
Bruh some aussie weirdo in an apron torturing cats gets noticed by irl iron man
This dude's next video's gonna be "i got a spidey suit from Canada"
@@nuclearduck13 M8 cats are invasive and are driving thousands of species to extinction and, He's not murdering/torturing them he's trying to stop the cats from destroying australia's ecosystem but, it seems like you don't know anything about ecology and think it's fine to let these feral cats roam around and murder native species.
Ye
NuclearDuck13 how in any way was he torturing cats
Alternative title: Aussie has extremely disturbing cat fetish
Shane Dawson wants to know your location
"they're probably the most bootylicious animals"😭😭😭
16:57 since when did Acer start producing animal traps? LOL
Stop hating on him he’s doing the right thing he’s saving animals from cats that murder yearly
If he gets rid of the cats he will have a rodent problem
@@PomptonII Better than murder cats and I think that the lizards were getting them anyway.
Well the cats have to eat so maybe if they weren’t there maybe half of the cats will be dead or starving
@@garagemusic7819 good
Dont worry people who are hating probably have the cat parasite. I feel worse for those people tbh.
The cat population of the entire area probably talk about his yard now: Entertaiment, hang-out, free tuna, free drug and shower ? Cat paradise right there.
You forgot about the sm cage treatment!
@@etzmannschnappuleck1181 right lol like a red carpet event!
I call that a cheap truck stop.
@@etzmannschnappuleck1181 You mean the free tuna diner included rather easy escape room challenge?
"Aand my brother" this video is quality man.
Edit: The ant still in the pocket. the rule of Chekhov's gun. Gg sir, subbed.
Thanks mate
@@Ididathing epic
I did a thing Imagine the ant is still in your pocket?! 😱 😆 😳
@@Scramify It came out at the end of the video. Remember? When he gave his neighbour the receit.
He's such a good youtuber It's hella rare these days
This was unexpectedly hilarious. 😂 well done. Favorite lines “ my house is a cage, my car is a cage all society is a cage, you just gotta chill out “😅😂
Everybody gangsta until the cat start walking with two legs.
Don't even joke
SatX good idear
Everybody gangsta until cats grow thumbs.
As one engineer said:
"Use catnip, and if that dont work, use more catnip"
He solves practical problems
Not problems like what is beauty
Your best hope . . . ?
He solves problems like how am I gonna stop this mother Hubbard from eating my pets?
Vive Kid:not pointed at you
Put a carpet written “welcome to Schrödinger’s house” they won’t bother anymore
funny yes
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER'S HEAD
@@salmonfish1145 oh my goodness
i love how he's a crazy aussie and still good with little kids
As you are obviously ready to put in some effort:
How about you program an RC car (a kinda big one) to drive at things moving in front of it and brake at the last moment. With the addition of flashing lights and maybe some sounds, I am pretty sure it would really scare them. The car could then return to a default location and be 'on watch'.
For them the car would be the defending its territory, thats a language they understand naturally.
To avoid detection of smaller animals you could also couple it with a sensor that only primes the car on animals of a certain height (light barrier).
If you can pull it off I am pretty sure it would work.
Ok send this to michael reeves
This reminds me of those lego MINDSTORM robots you can build
how about a roomba but its fast af and screams
This may actually work
Cats: *start sniper crawling*
are we not gonna talk about how hes massive compared to the "six foot fence" that the cats parkour
Hes 6’9 😳
@@snickerswo1f519 that fence looks like 4 foot tall
Might be 6 foot from the outside.
We should just ask Michael Reeves to solve this problem
Fun fact, New Zealand cats don’t know what snakes are so they are fully immune to cucumbers. Maybe you’ve got some New Zealander cats in there
Another fact: it`s literally illegal to own a snake in NZ, also there never have been ANY snakes in NZ (except the ocean ones), because the first continent was frozen, and when it detached in to pieces, bein still ffrozen, didn`t have any snakes, and that`s even till today :)
Yo another kiwi, Kia Ora! I don’t have a cat but I can believe this
That's not true? Cats may not react but they still have the instinct. They aren't immune.
@@axolotl2494 looks like imma move to nz. Lets say I am not completely scared of the danger noodles, but being as far away from the as possible seems to be a real deal for me.
No the cucumber only works when the cat is distracted like while they're eating because the cucumber wasn't even there when they came
I love how youtube offers me your video about flamthrower as next one.
This guy: I want less cats in my yard
Also this guy: I'll feed them and give them partydrugs. That'll teach them not to come here
If you put a sign that says FREE FOOD AND DRUGS in front of your house, you'd be getting your whole neighborhood breaking into your house FBI style.
"And even little monkeys"
**Proceeds to show toddler**
A monkey
@I did a thing well toddlers are basically monkeys, so I'll give credit to you for that one 🤣
no thats a monkey
I did see the ape, though.
@@star7925 exactly jajaja, we are apes not monkeys
I dealt with my cat problem by chasing them out of my yard like a mad man, the neighbors think I'm insane, but the cats either stare clear of my house, or go by it with paranoia.
Same, chased them hitting the ground with a big stick just to look and sound more menacing, they now totally avoid my house and haul ass everytime they see me.
I shoot them with a BB gun since their little so they know not to come to my place
oK so with cats dislike the smell of Lavendar so plant some, they also dislike the smell of coffee grounds, coffee ground also contain the nitrogen, phosphorus and trace minerals wich is good for keeping the grass healthy, they also dislike citrus smells human hair too. lay chicken wire around your fence plants will aslo grow around it they can't climb them, you know those bells that grandmas have at their house that make sound when it blows outside? try those aswell cats are also pretty scared of those (talking with experience) TDLR: Cats are smart creatures instead of scaring and traumatizing them try to make them uncomfortable, so now you have healthy grass a yard with healthy grass with the beautiful smell of lavendar.
Bee's like lavender
@@waikarerekatiana2981 Great, now the bee hotel can be occupied
Bruh cats will eventually stop caring cats are no F*cks given creatures
Or he can just buy a dog to scare them off every night
@@devenalexander7851 this, cats won't give a rats behind about some flowers
Imagine that kid growing up, and then realizing he is actually famous
Its like the baby on the nivana album
He won’t ever get to he was eaten by the fat cats😔
sure....
@@cerberus8462 r/woooosh
axby volch shut up
Im a catowner, and my NO.1 Trick is Tape. Cats hate sticky stuff on there paws, place some Tape sticky side up where they enter your yard.
wet coffee grounds apparently also work
And sand paper
Not a good idea, they will run back for sure but who will pull those tapes from their paws? It can be very frustrating to animals.
@@scr3am273 i feel as thought nobody cares how frustrated the animals get
2 peta members have been spotted, *finish them*
Only thing that got birds back to our yard was adopting 2 large enthusiastic pups.
"I don't really want Australia to be filled with giant birds"
*Emu wars flashback*
The Australians officially lost that war
@@BladeswolfParadox laughs in bird
🤣
The birds could apparently take 12 bullets at a time before dying.
Him: I don't like big birds.
Me: just go to war with them.
Emu war
aTexan777 it’s sad that the emus were victorious over the Australians
@@Bruh-im6zh I mean, it was just like 4 dudes in a jeep with a machine gun.
@@Bruh-im6zh may god nerf them later
Who’s gonna tell him...
I was called a monster for spraying cats so I drugged then instead
XD
you what ! Don’t do that it causes the cats pain
@@alexandergorman3037 Congrats. It is not right to cause the cats pain, but it is to allow them to kill all the wild animals? Are you fucking insane?
At least the cats cant complain
@@Ididathing hey
giving the homeless man coke to stop them from stealing my pets
Just send a letter to your neighbours: "Your cats keep eating my birds. On an unrelated note, I have taken up hunting."
The cats aren't owned by anyone.
Read up on "Australias war on cats". Stray cats have been categorized as an invasive species in Australia.