Ethan,, that,, intro,, is,, illegal,, you,, cant,, toy,, with,, my,, emotions,,like,,this,,you,,pure,,blueberry,,child,,sTOP BUT REALLY IM ENJOYING THIS VIDEO SO FAR I LOVE YOUR CONTENT AND STUFF
I’m not surprised that Ethan missed one of the sexual things “you will be the first man in my cave at the start it is humid but later it will be nice and warm”
most girls: I like Mark! He looks so muscular and hawt Me: I like Ethan because of his creativity and ability to make something completely dumb and make it funny. He made me feel less insecure about my acne since he was able to just show it to the world without care, or it seemed like he didn't care what others thought. I also thought his blue hair matched him perfectly and seeing his channel grow from a small "Other channel" to a channel with over 1 million subscribers was by far the best part of watching him. He can be chaotic but he is a chaotic good. i simply think he is an amazing person and i'm glad he exists.
Watching as Eef hovers over the big fat onion option: My brain: Unus Annus chanting in the background Also my brain: little did Ethan know, he'd be eating a day's worth of onions only a few years later...
When I barely started watching this I got chills cause my stomach started to hurt but my mom saw and thought t I was crushing over him and said" Hey you like that boy?" Worst day I ever lived thru
Megan (my sister) was mesmerised by Ethan's amazing dancing. The best thing is I use headphones so she can't hear him but somehow knows what he is saying...
CrankGameplays: Really omg. I just want to say that no other TH-camrs reply to messages and you did and that shows how much respect you have and I just want to say thank you and I'm new to this channel.
Ethan,, that,, intro,, is,, illegal,, you,, cant,, toy,, with,, my,, emotions,,like,,this,,you,,pure,,blueberry,,child,,sTOP
BUT REALLY IM ENJOYING THIS VIDEO SO FAR I LOVE YOUR CONTENT AND STUFF
random but i love your art lol
PuppyRelp omg ethan so funny and cute.
Your welcome 😉
Love his vids!
is tiem 2 *s t a p*
5:51 this is how you know Ethan's been hanging out with Markiplier 😂
Ryan Skille and Jack cuz he damn too loud lol
@@shalbitrios6187 and +1 biceps
Mark- smol raspberry. Ethan- smol blueberry Jack-...... smol broccoli.......
neko girl more like a lime cx
QueenOf Sarcasm yes
Grassy boi
JACKSEPTICEYE IS CLASSY! HE IS A CLOVER
Or a grape?
And youre on my list of people to....hold hands with :3
That line was friggin adorable.
So true
true dat
Kristina Capeles Ikr!
Kristy C i...I want to adopt him
Kristy C ikr!
Why are you so friggin pure and adorable????
Smol blueberry child
too cute for this world
Your average girly gamer TM I agree
Your average girly gamer TM HE IS MY SMOL ADORABLE BLUEBERRY CHALD
Bendy The cartoon lol ok
Your average girly gamer TM AND NO ONE WILL TELL ME OTHERWISE(he is so cute!!!!!!!!!!)
Bendy The cartoon ok
When Ethan said you gotta get your sleep at night you know I relized ........ it was 1am
Demi & Addie 3: 25 a.m. right now for me
2 a.m. get on my level 😂
As im reading this its 1:00 AM
The reason eathan can’t get his sleep is cuz of mark
12:04 here
"All you ladies can't resist meee!"
Me: **sweating nervously** Haha, ha, y-yeah, cuz- cuz only ladies.. can't resist.. you.. Heh.. **cough**
Jamie Lezcano me too :(
Same
GAYYYYY
Jamie Lezcano M E IM SO GAY 4 HIM
Jamie Lezcano i wish he would hold my hand but he is most likely straight :(
Did anyone else notice that Rial's name and her nickname literally make up the word, "tutorial".
:O
(O_O)
Just like Toriel in Undertale
@@berrybunnysoda :o
It did
I love how Ethan just yells into his microphone 😂😂😂
AAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA
Jacksepticeye who?
Mark: big boi markimoo. Eef: the kid that thinks you have to put the mic in your mouth. Jack: loud Irish child. :D
Ethan "And you are on my list of people to hold hands with." Me "OMG CAN I BE ON THE LIST TOOO?!?"
Cheese Noodle Nuts I know right
yes i want to hold his hands too he too adorable
Sign me up too!
Abi Adams
Thats what im thinkin'
dude, same
i love how Ethan is too innocent to understand Nicole’s “cave” joke
Lmao. Yep.
Timestamp please?
@@monkeman1519 I think I was referencing 10:58 but there was also a shaving-cave joke earlier at around 10:16
Oh no
"Am I going to be in your mouth? And not in the sexy way??? Like in the you eating my flesh way?"
What da hale
Ethan: Is my camera cutting out? It better not be cutting out!
Me: Yes, yes it is...
Ethan- *Blows kiss*
Me- *Catches it, then sends one back to see if he catches it too*
Ethan- *Doesn't catch it*
Miranda _Panic!atthephandomsepticeye lol
Miranda _Panic!atthephandomsepticeye I love your username!!!
Miranda _Panic!atthephandomsepticeye booooooooo f u phandom and septiceye freak
Bloodburn 362 F you jack@$$
ceva Dalrymple broke mai heart
why is he actually kind of muscular what
he has gymnastics bod
IKR
Just a bit
He is actually quite buff
I just pulled a Debby Ryan at his Dancing
HOLY SHIT HE'S SO LOUD
and I love it
Becky from the block Welcome....to the cranky crew.
Becky from the block - not as loud as Jacksepticeye! Sean is SUPER loud!
you think HE’S loud. go watch JackSepticEye 😂🤣😅
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh you like it loud huh?
His loudness is a mix of Seàns and Marks loudness.....
He’s like a mix of both of them o.O
Confused or aroused. A very hard question for Ethan's dance or how he acted in this video in general.
Meeee
God Ethan is so much more grown now
Your commentary made the game so much better XD
Oh yay! :D Thank you!
I always get nervous that what I'm saying is just kinda random and doesn'y add anything
I'm sorry to say it, but you sounded like how Markiplier does commentary
???? this doesn't make any sense, mark didn't create funny commentary.
CrankGameplays It was hilarious 😂
+CrankGameplays Hey "kinda random" helps with the humor ;)
Did anyone else notice the first girls name. Tuto Rial. Tutorial? X3
Stellar Mik Oh my God.
Stellar Mik
They made her irresistibly cute on purpose!
its almost as bad as toriel
Oh shiiiiit.
You fucking genius
“Well fear not! You’re V cute and you’re on my list of people to hold hands with!”
The slippery avocado, gets them everytime.....
Except for when it doesnt
FA1LB0T works every time, 50% of the time
Gnarly Charlie works every time, 25% of the time
Ah yes, the Slippery Avocado is followed best by the Rough Banana
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
😂you guys just made my day
I’m not surprised that Ethan missed one of the sexual things “you will be the first man in my cave at the start it is humid but later it will be nice and warm”
who else came here from the gritty sugar animation?
thedutchboomboygaming me
me!
Oh meh gosh howdya know
thedutchboomboygaming me
thedutchboomboygaming meee
What am I doing with my life? Sitting here watching a guy who's almost 4 years older than me be weird with a video game. Well then.
Elayna Grace hahahahaha
The perfect way to spend your time!
CrankGameplays The best!
Or almost seven years older
The whole world does not know the answer yet.
Oliver:You have the body and charming looks" Ethan: "Oh, yes I doo!" *blows a kiss and makes a weird drunk aahuuoohaauhh sound*
When Ethan goes from "Hi, can I take out your daughter? to "Your daughter calls me daddy now." ;)
Ashlyn Storm i just choked
No but ok sure, whatever you think
Ashlyn Storm I just chocked on my milk omg yaaasssss 😂😂
*bREAKS THROUGH THE DOOR*
I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND ETHAN
I MAY NOT BE A GIRL BUT JUST GIMME A CHANCE MAN
quasarboat me too man, me too
Yeshhh give him a chancee!
Cutest thing I've read all day
Nice art, man
Dude, same.
Ethan it like the Leo Valdez of TH-cam
Making scrawny the new sexy
Rheanna Shockency God yes XD
OH MY GOD HE IS
IVE NEVER READ ANYTHING MORE TRUE
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS SOOO TRUE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
PJO entered the comments
ok ethan is awkwardly adorable so his dancing is not cringy BUT I LOVE IT
"She eats my body. Right in front of me."
Wait but aren't you dea- never mind....
There is this anime called 'pupa'...its....interesting
Its about cabalism lol
Yeah, so, I'm just gonna-
Lookatdat muscle!
His hair is my favourite colour and super cute, and why did I not know about him until now? 💙👀
Fluffy Dev meee I love his small manly muscles 😍😂😂
Fluffy Dev gross
Lizzy McFizzy what are you? Nine? Get over it..😑
I love the color of his hair too
Hey look more people hitting on Ethan sad
Smal one has spent too much time around Mark clearly. Still a good bab, 10/10
The intro was kinda hot wtf is wrong with me
Panic!MyChemicalPiløts lol wtf
Panic!MyChemicalPiløts agreed, and your user gives me *life*
Panic!MyChemicalPiløts OMG haha his muscles
Yeah.... but I found all of it kinda hot so whatever's wrong with you seems to be more so with me. XD
AllAboutTheArts hahaha I liked the whole video
most girls: I like Mark! He looks so muscular and hawt
Me: I like Ethan because of his creativity and ability to make something completely dumb and make it funny. He made me feel less insecure about my acne since he was able to just show it to the world without care, or it seemed like he didn't care what others thought. I also thought his blue hair matched him perfectly and seeing his channel grow from a small "Other channel" to a channel with over 1 million subscribers was by far the best part of watching him. He can be chaotic but he is a chaotic good. i simply think he is an amazing person and i'm glad he exists.
Yes
The cringe is SO strong. I love it. Congratulations on 120,000 subs, Ethan. :)
lol true!
So true it was a bit cringe in places lol
woah his subs are gonna up like crazy
Especially the introXD
Deadshard The fuck does that mean?
Tyler is probably watching this over.... and over... and over.. again.
Diffrent Change I just hope he's not reading these comments XD
Watching as Eef hovers over the big fat onion option:
My brain: Unus Annus chanting in the background
Also my brain: little did Ethan know, he'd be eating a day's worth of onions only a few years later...
M͢e͢m͢e͢n͢t͢o͢ m͢o͢ri͢
@@shadownightmarefredbear1367 Memento Mori, My friend
@@grimmangor6741 U⃟n⃟u⃟s⃟ A⃟n⃟n⃟u⃟s⃟
Ethan: *says channel is dying*
Also Ethan: *has 705k subs*
Taryn The Irken 1M now
@@nuggetboi2886 yes I'm new and the first vid that I saw was a 'lol my channel is dying' video XD
But it's still less than his famous friends and unus annus has almost four times as much subs as his even tho he's like fifty percent of the channel
@@jasontodd8811 kinda sad
@@Edward.v.R I really hope more people sub to eef because of unus annus
A boy in my class said I was watching porn when Ethan was dancing... 😂
Just sayin, school probably isn't the best place to watch this. Just sayin
Danielle Jay it probably was so embarrassing😂
XD
r/thathappened
HE IS WRONG THOUGH😂
The answer is yes, by the way.
Me: Im lesbian
Sees ethan
Me: ok, Im bi
Me: Im straight
*sees ethan*
Me:ok, I'm bi
0 0 you jus call him ugly?
@@aaaaaa8099 same
@@deeznuts4488 0 0 might ve a boy
Lol
HOLY CRAP! A TALKING WEREWOLF! AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAHHHHH!!!
Nmutua Eceerp When this happend I thought of Jack screaming... I don't know why
When I barely started watching this I got chills cause my stomach started to hurt but my mom saw and thought t I was crushing over him and said" Hey you like that boy?" Worst day I ever lived thru
???-?
I feel bad
*My brain hurts after reading that*
Are u hitting on him???
He only used 1% of his POWER!!! it's 2 years ago -_-
that was the best dancing I have ever seen😂😂
I think Ethan got more exercise dancing around in this video than I have all year 😂
Undertale Trash haha, same
Undertale Trash
Same
Same XD
* Watches 4 seconds of the video *
*dies*
((edit)) at 4:30 i had flashbacks of his just dance video
SAMEEE
L•U•N•A Samee tho
same
same 😂
Saaaaammmeeeeee ^-^
I was always hesitant to watch you, but the animated version of this got me haha
Protect the smol blueberry cinnamon!!!!
Ethan what on earth were you doing in the first 10 seconds
animation miefwa hes being bootyful
animation miefwa exploding my ovaries
Steph19 lol, did any other youtubers ever do that?
Does the massagy loading screen
"its a prime real estate"
me: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE!
That.....was... the best dancing I'VE EVER SEEN ETHIPOO!
teach me dance master
was that the samba?
😐 so markiplier's and jacksepticeye's love child
Yes OWO
Yes he is the child
Sarah Gerena YES YES YESSSSSSSS
He acts like them put together
I want someone to make fanfiction of this.
“Not the intelligence” as right before that he proves it
*Ethan pulls down shirt*
Me: Ngh Ethan YAAAAAAAAAASS *Takes multiple screenshots*
ForTheLoveOfGabbie
yep
ForTheLoveOfGabbie He is pretty muscular.
if you wanna see him without his shirt on, watch marks video on hot chocolate hot tub challenge
FørTheLøveØfGabbie Slurp
Rough banana
OML dat beginning dance tho
Ethan: " you gotta get your sleep at night guys its very important"
Me: huh I'm watching this at 3:41am
"hey Nicole! sure but, what are we" X3 8:00
5:52 Pretty sure I just died
I was not ready for all the energy 😂😂 but you I'm here for it; I love it.
Well, I didn't know that Eth had toned arms...
Obviously Ethan was just too fabulous for his camera to handle as you all can see.
The some of the girls on here are scaring me, they're acting like Ethan is a piece of meat. Holy Cow! And I thought Marks fans were bad...
GamerGirl KA lmao
3:21
Oh my gawd, it's only been three hours and forty-two minutes, and I am already starting to get flashbacks.....
S⃟a⃟m⃟e⃟
I am, too
"I totally didn't drool when Ethan was doing that sexy dance" heh heh heh... (why do I do this to myself)
ETHAN I WANNA BE ON THE LIST OF PPL YOU WANNA HOLD HANDS WITH!!!
I'm so scared for Ethan
"YES YOU ARE CORRECT! I HAVE THE MOST ABUNDANT OF CHEST HAIR!" -Crankgameplays, 2016
That line always cracks me up 😂
9:12
AWWWWWW THAT ALMOST MADE ME CRYYYYYYY YOU ARE SO PUREEEEEEEE
That interpretive dance at the beginning just made my day
I am the dancing quueeeeeeen
CrankGameplays is that Marks set-up
idk Ethan pulls off skinny white boy really well tbh
god i love how absolutely chaotic this video is, there is no plan no nothing, just ethan straight up vibing
When he started to dance I started to die of laughter
Cookiecats samme
Megan (my sister) was mesmerised by Ethan's amazing dancing. The best thing is I use headphones so she can't hear him but somehow knows what he is saying...
Lacey Parsell megan you mindreader!!!
"YOUR'RE ON MY LIST OF PEOPLE TO HOLD HANDS WITH"
You are too,ethan. Bootiful just bootiful.
*TEH DANCE?? SO DO I*
*Gloriously does... something.. sp..inny??*
I haven't laughed so much DEFIANTLY subscribing lol
Yandere Kun so your gonna subscribe rebelliously
YEP!
I love the lack of music as Ethan dances
-It’s so awkwardly quiet 😂
Oh my god, are you trying to kill me?
SeptiplierPhan987 :0 no
I lost it when he slid down the back wall.
Now *this* is the content we subscribed for!
How have I never seen your videos before???
You're so cute and hilarious
Cheyenne- yes you have been missing out
That intro lol I love it.. WHAT IS UP MY CRANKAYY CREW!!!
I spent 27 seconds of my life just for DANCING..... it was worth it
BEWBS!
3:09
Never knew he had muscles mmmm he's even MORE attractive now
Dilila-Draws Ngl I was shocked and now I'm just 😍😍😍😍😍
"I'm so skinny."
Me:
*BISH*
BEWBS
My first time on this channel. So he's jacksepticeye but he never stops screaming?
Santhie Jumpin yes
Pretty much XD
Aww!
I want to be in Ethan s list for people to hold hands with
oH yeSS iTs sO sExy i caN nOT reSisT
Jfc
i dont know if i should be laughing or fangirling at his intro
I love how Ethan's camera kept cutting out😂
Not even 8 seconds in I'm cringing badly but also laughing hel p ?
Seanna Watters you are not alone xD
Oh good xD
Seanna Watters omg same 😣
Age: 20
Looks:15
Acts:5
I love yhu Ethan💕
And yhur dancing is beautiful😂
10:04 the best part
I disagree, 9:11
How old is he? Not being rude just want to know cuz i think is 17 or 18 but idk someone tell me thankyou.
I'm 20 haha
CrankGameplays: Really omg. I just want to say that no other TH-camrs reply to messages and you did and that shows how much respect you have and I just want to say thank you and I'm new to this channel.
I can't begin to describe the pain I felt 😂
Ok that intro was hilarious XD "what the fuck am I doing" made me laugh a lot XD
I about spewed my soda at the "rub n tug"
no woman can resist you Ethan
HE IS WAYYYYY TOO SEXY IN THE BEGINNING HE IS SO GRACEFULLY BEAUTIFUL
he's so energetic, there isn't a second of quiet..
i love this shit
Ethan, your hair is so floofy I love it❤❤