Unknown Facts About Shaolin Monks

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  • @leomike10
    @leomike10  ปีที่แล้ว +1358

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    • @arbogast4950
      @arbogast4950 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@rocketguy8664 right? This shit is so lazy.

    • @benjbrandonlaguidao1021
      @benjbrandonlaguidao1021 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Uhh after privet do they get s
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    • @Clifton8209
      @Clifton8209 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree with the first guy

    • @davidarvingumazon5024
      @davidarvingumazon5024 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iron Leggings are enough protection for private parts. Also, gun is a weapon of choice.

    • @Finnn_PH
      @Finnn_PH ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they are not not damage able imagine they got covid or sum💀

  • @warriors690
    @warriors690 ปีที่แล้ว +4136

    Maybe I'm crazy but I would've thought shaving their heads was one of the most known facts about shaolin monks lol.

    • @mastergamer-zq8xc
      @mastergamer-zq8xc ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I think he means the the reason is unknown

    • @oiy3308
      @oiy3308 ปีที่แล้ว

      In ancient China, long hair is considered a form of respect to your elders and family. Since your body is a gift from your ancestors, you must take good care of it, well groomed, long hair is a manifestation of this. Getting rid of your head, signifies a rejection of earthly matters and family legacy, as the video calls them, distractions.

    • @mightymoeanimates5495
      @mightymoeanimates5495 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought it was to clear up they’re brain so they can think more clearly

    • @BruhMcBruh2
      @BruhMcBruh2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Also I'm pretty sure Shaolin monks shave their heads because they follow Buddhism not because they are from Shaolin. So technically not even a fact about Shaolin.

    • @fliqpythebear7482
      @fliqpythebear7482 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Basically if your gonna be a shaolin they are gonna erase all distractions from you. hair being included since usually having hair would need to be taking care of to an extent and also kinda relieves some of the weight off your head allowing them to move their head more flexible

  • @waxxelpop349
    @waxxelpop349 ปีที่แล้ว +18675

    No balls no worries, what would you need them for anyways? When you don't marry 🤣

    • @xXPurplePizzaFNaFXx
      @xXPurplePizzaFNaFXx ปีที่แล้ว +642

      It kinda rhymes lol

    • @Yourganrdmother
      @Yourganrdmother ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Hm.. once a monk married so its means you are not monk anymore you have to quit and shaving head made them calm and its a rule of monks ok and hitting on private parts.. because when u got in a war mostly people kick anywhere in your body its a training when you got hit there you won't feel any pain because you grow up with is training
      Edit: Oh my - 221 likes 😳
      Edit 2: .. no they don't feel pain.. ok since year 2 or 3 they start doing is training whatever you cry or scream if you wanna stay alive than you gotta fight no matter what do u elder monks are always like is but when u become elder monk too so u will become like them too

    • @danteparazo3744
      @danteparazo3744 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why even need balls? You can't even use it bc you can't marry

    • @Tevioln_Repper
      @Tevioln_Repper ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Maybe when you fight someone, they might hit you in the balls because it is pain ful

    • @qad3r
      @qad3r ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Yourganrdmother nah man people shoot in war.

  • @Hatsoon
    @Hatsoon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +415

    Them: training all their life and get tough balls
    Isaac: “balls of steel”

    • @bigman7556
      @bigman7556 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      nice reference

    • @Progamer0306-q5h
      @Progamer0306-q5h 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Im Isaac

    • @Hatsoon
      @Hatsoon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Progamer0306-q5h 😐

    • @EricEsmilla-r6b
      @EricEsmilla-r6b 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah the balls is made of tungsten the most strongest metal

    • @Hatsoon
      @Hatsoon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@EricEsmilla-r6b you missed the joke…

  • @gabrieltolentino-xe4xd
    @gabrieltolentino-xe4xd ปีที่แล้ว +7142

    *the balls of steel/titanium/diamond/bedrock*🗿☠

    • @reijonadiellemaniego479
      @reijonadiellemaniego479 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yoooo 69 likes

    • @samtubbs6525
      @samtubbs6525 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he just don't have balls

    • @Jaklassic
      @Jaklassic ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@reijonadiellemaniego479 yoo 420 likes

    • @Nimity4real
      @Nimity4real ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yo 423 likes (but u right💀)

    • @BenJa0124
      @BenJa0124 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They don’t need the balls anyways

  • @EliasCap3
    @EliasCap3 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    It's not like they don't feel pain, they are just very very good to resist it

    • @xx_amongus_xx6987
      @xx_amongus_xx6987 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      After a while they stop feeling the pain that normal people would

    • @The_nazareth
      @The_nazareth ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@xx_amongus_xx6987that’s not true.
      We always felt the pain.
      Conditioning takes months of training, for hours a day.
      None of us do it anymore.
      It’s useless.
      We do begin to think differently about pain.
      The pain always stays the same physically

    • @lyo6200
      @lyo6200 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@The_nazareth wrong, nerve endings can die with repeated trauma and that leads to less pain, not more pain resistance but less pain.

    • @hahahahaa1470
      @hahahahaa1470 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@The_nazarethnerve endings left the chat

    • @db4891
      @db4891 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry but I feel uncomfortable if someone crash His body What ever what part its not natural its scarry😢🙏

  • @fancybear9476
    @fancybear9476 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I really respect the Shaolin temple Great people with strong heart 👑🙏I learned so much from them even didn't have enough training 🦾

    • @Linogiven-O
      @Linogiven-O 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too.

    • @wordywizard4786
      @wordywizard4786 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I personally recommend Jesus Christ as your teacher. He has taught me and will continue to teach me until the day I’m called home to heaven. He can do the same for you.

    • @theman0110
      @theman0110 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​​@@wordywizard4786i agree but I also respect shaoiln munks I don't see where they disrespected Jesus

  • @harrybaghamian4134
    @harrybaghamian4134 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    Imagine kicking a former monk in the balls and he’s like “sorry it didn’t render try one more time” 💀💀💀

    • @tacomaui2732
      @tacomaui2732 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      "wait, how did that not get him"
      *monk proceeds to repeatedly punch his own balls to assert dominance*

    • @afkdker2760
      @afkdker2760 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@tacomaui2732 that is fucking golden

    • @childobliterator8133
      @childobliterator8133 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@tacomaui2732LMFAO

    • @kaveen401
      @kaveen401 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​​​@@tacomaui2732_💀💀💀_

    • @Someoneone450
      @Someoneone450 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@tacomaui2732bro please have mercy on me it's 1 am

  • @kang_real
    @kang_real ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    Iron Man: “I’ve got a metal suit with the worlds most advanced technology”
    Captain America: “I have a shield made of indestructible vibranium”
    Shalion Monk: “My balls don’t hurt”

    • @kristinelawas-verano9015
      @kristinelawas-verano9015 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      That's the highest form of strength.
      And it's raw

    • @yamandebbarma5860
      @yamandebbarma5860 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      "The secret of ny balls are......
      BALLS OF STEEL"
      "AND THE SECRET OF NY MASTER BALLS ARE
      BALLS OF TITANIUM"

    • @lamueljsackson1376
      @lamueljsackson1376 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "I don't work like that no more"- Crossbones 😂😂

    • @The_Real_Theo_Thaxor
      @The_Real_Theo_Thaxor ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man this comment is very Underrated

    • @faithcasenas6092
      @faithcasenas6092 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Balls of steel
      Balls of Steels is unbreakable

  • @sniper891
    @sniper891 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Bro took balls of steel to a whole another level😂😂

  • @rayan49044
    @rayan49044 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Imagine realizing they are way too strong. And then going for a low blow, and then break your hand.

    • @titanus261
      @titanus261 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Its a that moment you knew, you're ducked.

    • @Pbcvl
      @Pbcvl ปีที่แล้ว +11

      they aren't gorillas man, a liver shot can take them down, or to the jaw.

    • @Theflowingcurrent
      @Theflowingcurrent ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Pbcvl Maybe for actually strong people like Mike Tyson and Bruce Lee, I’d actually like to see a master monk against Bruce Lee.

    • @Pbcvl
      @Pbcvl ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Theflowingcurrent mike tyson would rupture their liver and break their jaw hell even kill them

    • @Pbcvl
      @Pbcvl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Theflowingcurrent bruce lee is dead

  • @darius9739
    @darius9739 ปีที่แล้ว +1945

    Bro took beating his meat to a whole nother level💀💀💀

    • @ahoksbergen
      @ahoksbergen ปีที่แล้ว

      Ouch my balls

    • @Welder19
      @Welder19 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lol

    • @bluegoatfanclickyes1825
      @bluegoatfanclickyes1825 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      LITERALLY

    • @wans3216
      @wans3216 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Many fools beat their meat, but only the strongest defeat it

    • @mdkgod43
      @mdkgod43 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ha 😂

  • @sam-yy1hq
    @sam-yy1hq ปีที่แล้ว +9

    scrumbled eggs has another definition for monks

  • @vipgaming44061
    @vipgaming44061 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    bro took balls of steel to a whole another level

  • @mikel_gw5875
    @mikel_gw5875 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Bro took "im not paying for child support" to another level

    • @yotokhuso
      @yotokhuso ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit ain't America

    • @josephschultz
      @josephschultz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh crap so glad I didn't take a drink just before reading this Thanks for the good laugh

    • @ZaraGurganious-h7u
      @ZaraGurganious-h7u 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you have own child, you have to child support.

  • @cloak7863
    @cloak7863 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Damn i didn't know Mr bean was a shaolin monk

  • @Shourya0950
    @Shourya0950 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    That's why the monk Leon Edward has the most aesthetic balls ever.

  • @frankeinstein719
    @frankeinstein719 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    When you fail all of your entrance exams for college and the only ones that will have you are the monks…

    • @citizen2x
      @citizen2x ปีที่แล้ว

      Many were murdered by your communist dictator

    • @amsablan
      @amsablan ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Correct. Chinese who go to Shaolin either cannot afford regular university, scored too low on GAOKAO or just don't care about school.

    • @amsablan
      @amsablan ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Being a graduate of Shaolin has it's own benefits. Police and Fire Fighters automatically hire them after they graduate. Many even seek work in action movies.

    • @TengenHasAFavoriteWife
      @TengenHasAFavoriteWife ปีที่แล้ว

      In America, instead of the alternative of shaolin monks, there's either the streets or the psych ward 😂

    • @kellyburket6955
      @kellyburket6955 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you enjoying your monkhood???

  • @jeremyrralte463
    @jeremyrralte463 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The last one makes me dying😂😂

  • @nato2panama
    @nato2panama ปีที่แล้ว +773

    And you thought super heroes were only in the comic books.

    • @gilberttv752
      @gilberttv752 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He didnt

    • @gilberttv752
      @gilberttv752 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aki Layosa who said it

    • @Bloxfruitsistrashlmaocope
      @Bloxfruitsistrashlmaocope ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao one gun shot and monks are over

    • @saroancabahug6710
      @saroancabahug6710 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How the heck are they super heroes to you? 😅

    • @axolost
      @axolost ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bloxfruitsistrashlmaocope one gun shot aimed at a vital organ and ANYONE is dead.

  • @dBest2everdoit44
    @dBest2everdoit44 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    If I barely bump mine. I'm on the ground. Salute to them

    • @mialoak810
      @mialoak810 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂 ahhh this made my day , thank you 👏

    • @randyg.7940
      @randyg.7940 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right...I hit the side Of my couch one time.....had to tap out!!!!

    • @jorditimmer2840
      @jorditimmer2840 ปีที่แล้ว

      These monks are lunatics.

    • @letsrock12345
      @letsrock12345 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A buddy and i had a kick each other in the nut contest. I lifted him off the ground with my kick. He landed back on his feet and said "my turn"
      Well i ended up on the ground throwing up...

    • @JChris143
      @JChris143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fukin aye man, fukin aye 😂

  • @AuroraWills
    @AuroraWills ปีที่แล้ว +4

    if i was boy i would be a monk. I know its hard but i want to be a Shaolin monk, im fascinated by them

  • @unicorns29
    @unicorns29 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    "If an enemy strikes your left b**l, offer them your right" - Shaolin Monk

    • @themclloyd
      @themclloyd ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hhahaah

    • @ShmineTV
      @ShmineTV ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @Bonbobee
      @Bonbobee ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I tried that exercise, i ended it shitting my pant, it doesn’t work. 😅😂😂😂

    • @defaultyanny861
      @defaultyanny861 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Bonbobeeprolly gotta build up, also mental trainjng

    • @MinxTheGod
      @MinxTheGod ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro thinks ball is a swear word. 💀 damn bros parents are strict

  • @Thefatherof_abomb
    @Thefatherof_abomb ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Bro took the meaning of "Balls of steel" to a whole new level 💀 💀 💀

  • @jaydenleetaing
    @jaydenleetaing 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Always had respect for these guys. It takes a lot.

  • @doctorevil444
    @doctorevil444 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    We all had that phase where we wanted to travel to china or Thailand and train like they do in the movies 😂

    • @keuwlcat1319
      @keuwlcat1319 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      but then they bring out the nut ram 5000 😩

    • @maxgluteus4263
      @maxgluteus4263 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@keuwlcat1319😂

    • @jdsguam
      @jdsguam ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YOU all - certainly not We All.

    • @keuwlcat1319
      @keuwlcat1319 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jdsguam sounds like something a non nut ram enthusiast would say

    • @de.negroz.rize47
      @de.negroz.rize47 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@keuwlcat1319thanx for the laugh damn

  • @seratarsybagusibrahim5018
    @seratarsybagusibrahim5018 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    So that's where Hanma Yujiro learns his PP training from

    • @mikey2toes966
      @mikey2toes966 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably wear he gets his rocks off too. Buddhism has an open door policy when it comes to gay sex. Then you take in consideration that Yujiro is Japanese and a warrior. Japanese warriors practice “the power of youth.” Which is basically taking a young boy and teaching him the “ways of a warrior” including sex. Name a famous samurai and they were having sex with thier students. Makes the relationship between Guy Sensei and Rock Lee viewed through Japanese culture. Guy basically groomed Lee.

    • @etherealbladerx8153
      @etherealbladerx8153 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikey2toes966yeah but it was portrayed more so like father and son between them 😂😊 and besides who don’t want guy 😳🥵 if he ain’t got no six pack I’m sure he’s working on that 8 pack 😍

    • @Ilovegod7714
      @Ilovegod7714 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikey2toes966 wtf

    • @mikey2toes966
      @mikey2toes966 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ilovegod7714 you didn’t know Buddhist monks were gay or that a lot of Japanese martial arts and culture has alot of gay stuff? I used to watch anime though American eyes. But an anime like Naruto for example can only be really appreciated if you know something about Japanese culture.

  • @oliverz6581
    @oliverz6581 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So no need to worry about hair, women, or weak balls.
    In other words, they are superhuman.

  • @Thabang-st4bw
    @Thabang-st4bw ปีที่แล้ว +55

    If this level of dicipline and dedication was transfered to mauy thai and mma, these dudes would dominate combat sports

    • @craigkemery
      @craigkemery ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There’s no wire work in real fighting.

    • @mikeb5372
      @mikeb5372 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is! The guys in MMA don't take life easy when they train

    • @Ayo-ng8ff
      @Ayo-ng8ff ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They should allow these guys to compete in the ufc to fund the expansion of their temple activities and spread awareness of how effective monkhood is (if it is)

    • @sprout4096
      @sprout4096 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ayo-ng8ff they live in a temple, you live in a lil box which looks like every other box, their place is pure, yours is running rampant with "predators" and people who exploit you, how effective is your way of life? your beliefs? how great do you feel when all the distractions are gone and you have to face the reality of your life? they dont need anything from the outside world, the outside world is trying to steal everything it can from every culture and then destroys it in the process

    • @jcoxy1057
      @jcoxy1057 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You act as if fighters don’t dedicate literally their entire lives to combat sports already

  • @RaphDevasthali
    @RaphDevasthali ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Liu Kang really dropped all 3 of these😂

    • @deangelopryor3757
      @deangelopryor3757 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s white lotus not Shaolin lol

    • @blandinembambi991
      @blandinembambi991 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@deangelopryor3757 but when you play with liu Kang sometimes he says "i am shaolin".

    • @Canonico_trc
      @Canonico_trc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think thats Kung Lao

    • @aceneto9386
      @aceneto9386 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@deangelopryor3757white lotus is shaolin they literally have a game called shaolin monks with him and kung

    • @Thetoucanman918
      @Thetoucanman918 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shouldn’t he be immune to Johnny cage then?

  • @EI_Chiwawa
    @EI_Chiwawa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Shaolin Monk leader : no marriage
    Shaolin monks : we broke our 🥜 so of course

  • @mohammedaltalhi2229
    @mohammedaltalhi2229 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    And how getting married is distraction “I don’t wanna waik in water anymore”

    • @srayo69
      @srayo69 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woman
      Responsibility
      You probably unmarried

    • @darren9678
      @darren9678 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@morganisa he's out of line but he's not wrong

    • @daharahapuarachchi4385
      @daharahapuarachchi4385 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@morganisa FYI shaolin monks can be Buddhist ordained monks or non-ordained monks. Non-ordained monks are allowed to live a normal life but the ordained monks must follow all the rules of ordination and there are many restrictions.

    • @arghahimel816
      @arghahimel816 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@daharahapuarachchi4385 so justified slavery

    • @daharahapuarachchi4385
      @daharahapuarachchi4385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arghahimel816 stop being arrogant and understand the sacred life of a monk, non of them are forced. It is always their choice to get ordained. And all of the things they are not allowed to do are basically inappropriate things except maybe for marriage

  • @MEDIC-1939
    @MEDIC-1939 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    America:If you can't beat em.
    Shaolin monks: join-
    Russia: Nuke em.

    • @renielflaviano6240
      @renielflaviano6240 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's all fun and games until you actually encountered a Shaolin monk...

    • @gaminginvirinch3339
      @gaminginvirinch3339 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@renielflaviano6240 we've a prep time for that we prepare everything until they disappear 👿

    • @renielflaviano6240
      @renielflaviano6240 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gaminginvirinch3339 annnnd I stop caring 😒

    • @TokenTombstone
      @TokenTombstone ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact. USA is the only country to use a nuke on a population.

  • @mariaaparecidamaria5194
    @mariaaparecidamaria5194 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Que dá HORAAAA, AMEEEIIII super 10. VCS são incríveis. BJSSS 😘😘😘.

  • @Blazesame
    @Blazesame ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Man I wanna become a shalon monk"
    "Man I change my mind"

    • @PostUltra
      @PostUltra ปีที่แล้ว

      You can still practice their curriculum without destroying your private business. In active warriorhood? You'll get hazed regardless by either practice, accident or unauthorized competition.
      Oh and btw IT'S ABSOLUTE SH*T to get *professionally* struck down there.

  • @TheLionman8973
    @TheLionman8973 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    This is why Leon Edwards has the aesthetic physique

    • @mrdiippzzz7444
      @mrdiippzzz7444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This meme is getting crazy. I’m seeing this comment everywhere lol

    • @TheLionman8973
      @TheLionman8973 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrdiippzzz7444 yea

  • @datswhatiwastrynatellyall7062
    @datswhatiwastrynatellyall7062 ปีที่แล้ว

    That 3rd 1 when he was wacking his junk was absolutely hilarious 😂Shout to all Monks its not a game

  • @edwardgaines6561
    @edwardgaines6561 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    So that's why *Retsu Kaioh* was so strong!

  • @Ct2981-yf1uh
    @Ct2981-yf1uh ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Bro got some balls😂

  • @lander783
    @lander783 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reporter: whats your fav Day of the week?
    Monk: Balls training day 👍

  • @Peanutsgrowintheground
    @Peanutsgrowintheground ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Shaolin Monks: *Beats their balls so that they’ll never be hurt from a hit to the balls again*
    Smith & Wesson Model 500 to the balls: 🗿

    • @jonathanponce7920
      @jonathanponce7920 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JosephStalinManOfSteelhow? But more importantly what we’re the effects?

    • @JosephStalinManOfSteel
      @JosephStalinManOfSteel ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathanponce7920 Pain

    • @CivilizedAnimal2022
      @CivilizedAnimal2022 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bullet ricochets and hits you in the head 💀

    • @ApeiroNight
      @ApeiroNight ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@CivilizedAnimal2022Balls of steel

  • @SCP-FoundationMember
    @SCP-FoundationMember ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Why can't you marry me?"
    "Because I have no time for you."

    • @fhfhdbbcbfchfjjf382
      @fhfhdbbcbfchfjjf382 ปีที่แล้ว

      True sigmas

    • @keanpaolomiguelcabaero8819
      @keanpaolomiguelcabaero8819 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@fhfhdbbcbfchfjjf382 Ah yes, being single is sigma

    • @meganooobie
      @meganooobie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@keanpaolomiguelcabaero8819 you gotta love it when children that saw those sigma edits start calling things sigma for not liking women.

    • @daharahapuarachchi4385
      @daharahapuarachchi4385 ปีที่แล้ว

      FYI shaolin monks are Buddhist ordained monks or non-ordained monks/students. Non-ordained monks are allowed to live a normal life but the ordained monks must follow all the rules of ordination and there are many restrictions.

    • @Simplistic_person
      @Simplistic_person ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@meganooobie fr

  • @justforfun-hu9hf
    @justforfun-hu9hf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sigma males ...for sure🔥💯!.

  • @mavin7362
    @mavin7362 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    “Define no kids” these guys:
    Btw, thanks for the likes guys! This is the most likes I have ever gotten on one comment!

    • @mikey2toes966
      @mikey2toes966 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But lots of gay sex. Buddhism has an open door policy on the back door.

    • @Davidpostingshid
      @Davidpostingshid ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You ruined your comment with the thank you edit

    • @archimedes_espinosa
      @archimedes_espinosa ปีที่แล้ว

      Grow up. No one cares

    • @joshuawall2590
      @joshuawall2590 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This isn't insta or Facebook. TH-cam likes are dime a dozen.

    • @zechrojas2202
      @zechrojas2202 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was going to like your comment but then I read your edit.

  • @Ducklifes
    @Ducklifes ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When they say their nuts are stronger then metal they ain’t lying

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure they are already gone, no balls no pain

    • @void-os9mz
      @void-os9mz ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell that to my 500 magnum revolver

  • @magorzataczarodziej3064
    @magorzataczarodziej3064 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Shaolin the Best boys ,,super power Smart.Video wow. Gosia😮😮😮

  • @Nate20000
    @Nate20000 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "you punched him but it didn't do anything so you go for the low blow but it didn't work you just broke your hand and now you know your fucked" 💀💀💀💀

  • @greatwhitesufi
    @greatwhitesufi ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a fellow who started balding at age 24, hair was a burden

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Monks are not allowed to get married…”
    A single man’s dream come true. 😆

  • @BizzareB
    @BizzareB ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine fighting a monk, and your skill is nut breaker

  • @Inky5
    @Inky5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As someone with long hair and who wears glasses, yes, hair often gets in the way

    • @KuroTruesdale
      @KuroTruesdale ปีที่แล้ว

      thats really out of nowhere compare to other comment 😅

  • @Cherryblossom-ink
    @Cherryblossom-ink หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dang that’s some hard core stuff 😧😌

  • @DemonFist94
    @DemonFist94 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That getting married fact is a cover up for the last one 😂😂😂

  • @zanealistairlopez7428
    @zanealistairlopez7428 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Number 3 is a bombastic moment right there💀

  • @DerekT21288
    @DerekT21288 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    To be able to put yourself through that, one must have an Iron Will(y)

  • @popff7
    @popff7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    their bed cardio is gonna be insane 💀💀💀

  • @cheyannemaynor771
    @cheyannemaynor771 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Welp, no kids for them” 💀😭💀😭🕺😭😂

  • @mileshamblen9982
    @mileshamblen9982 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Don't need to be ripped or strong or tall, even though that adds to the help. Just need a strong mind and a body capable of normal use.

    • @Quandaviousmath1774
      @Quandaviousmath1774 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And strong balls

    • @lawrencemalone-px6qe
      @lawrencemalone-px6qe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Quandaviousmath1774actually pretty smart. The toughest men fall from 1 ball shot

  • @idrisabdullahi1778
    @idrisabdullahi1778 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now I know why Jet-Lee always run from love .😂

  • @loonaless
    @loonaless ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro took balls of steel to another level 💀

  • @kephrenh
    @kephrenh ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You get a group to train their private parts, probably ensuring they cannot procreate, and somehow you stop them from getting laid. Now I understand why in those old Chinese movies, once a Shaolin monk turned bad, they were on a whole different level of villainy.

  • @Honestandtruth007
    @Honestandtruth007 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I Do admire Monks mentality and Strength of living Alone. But Giving Up life and Joy and Happiness 😮😢❤ That's So Sad

    • @FatonKasolli-m6u
      @FatonKasolli-m6u 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Having a wife can cause a pain in one's body and spirit. She could cheat on you or distract you from your goals. Though this brutal training you shall find happiness

  • @SereneSoundZone
    @SereneSoundZone 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro took no pain no gain to the next level

  • @brandonjcerda8221
    @brandonjcerda8221 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I met a monk at Walmart once, nicest man I ever met

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you kick him in the balls?

    • @jonstone2466
      @jonstone2466 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The shaolin way is of peace.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I met a few at target over 10 years ago

    • @malikharp4259
      @malikharp4259 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I met one at strip club, biggest tipper I ever met

  • @TheForeskinStealer2820
    @TheForeskinStealer2820 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “For $1,000,000, will you be a Shaolin monk for 5 years?”
    “Hell no. The training is incredibly grueling and painf-“
    “You can make your balls tougher.”
    “Give me my money.”

    • @AKR_ice
      @AKR_ice ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5 years later:
      "So how's your life going?"
      "I'm rich now... but at what cost?"
      "*gets flashbacks to balls getting crushed*"

  • @Guestygamez
    @Guestygamez 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I guess Monks really do have "Balls Of Steel" 💀

  • @ecurb6092
    @ecurb6092 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So that scene in Johnny English was real all along.

    • @sherman790
      @sherman790 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darn it you beat me to the punch..... I was about to say that

  • @Swnsasy
    @Swnsasy ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I wish, WISH, I had this type of training, I really, really do.. I look at everyday world things just through the vision of my 46yr old eyes and I see much arrogance, entitlement, lack of compassion, empathy, sympathy and understanding of others that it just bothers me.. I listen to Reddit stories channels and the fact that all these people in their early to late 20's that are pregnant or have a baby make it like the husband CANNOT get a break but the wife can and gets away with everything..
    I listened to one the other day where the baby was 6wks old and the wife had a friend over so the husband went 10mins away to his friends house. When the wife's friend left she called him and told him he NEEDED to come home because a bump was hurting her so it hurt to walk. He was only there for 35mins... He was upset because he just wanted some time with friends to relax. He got home, she took 2 advil and was totally fine. He was posting because he was so angry that she got to have a friend but he couldn't stay over a bit with his nor could they just come to his house to hang.. Majority were YTA, suck it up, you're a brat, it's only been 6wks, she needs you! When I commented that the man also needs breaks I was attacked in the comment section... I asked, so what about single mothers? What about women that don't get PTO so they have to go right back to work? How come if they can do it perfectly fine, if you're a couple that means a woman is WORSE so husband has to be there 24/7? I was right back into a bikini in 9 days and went out for my 28th birthday when my last child, I have 3 adult kids, was born... I have life long friends, around my age of 46 and none of us had these issues that I'm always hearing about even though the medical care is better now than, my oldest is 29, 30 yrs ago... I had sex a week after my first child was born, I felt fine, and he was my biggest baby!! 8.6oz 23 1/2 in long..... Just boggles my mind at the weak minds of so many people in this day and age. Maybe I'm just the idiot though..

    • @Princenigetta
      @Princenigetta ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then just do it

    • @Swnsasy
      @Swnsasy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Princenigetta You're right.. I should just do it..

    • @Princenigetta
      @Princenigetta ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Swnsasy the training they do]

    • @Swnsasy
      @Swnsasy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Princenigetta I have spoken with someone because I teach English and I will be in Thailand for 7mths... I really just want their mental discipline and fortitude so that I can get myself into the PHYSICAL on my own...

    • @Princenigetta
      @Princenigetta ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Swnsasy alright then I whish good luck to you on your affairs

  • @dawnjohnson8739
    @dawnjohnson8739 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve been thinking. Life beats you up enough without extra beat up and hardship.

  • @Lava487
    @Lava487 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bro took “BALLS OF STEEL”to another level

  • @lonelycookie982
    @lonelycookie982 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They dont allow marriage as its a distraction?
    Bro these monks are literally the definition of sigmas

  • @DavidAltrichter
    @DavidAltrichter ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro took balls of steel to the next level

  • @FreddyFazbearYo
    @FreddyFazbearYo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Those _balls of steel_ went to the 7th realm of hell and back💀💀💀

  • @mohammedaltalhi2229
    @mohammedaltalhi2229 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro they’re dead they’re not alive

  • @jetblack1854
    @jetblack1854 ปีที่แล้ว

    They wildin with the nut shots though

  • @KiryuTheMechaG
    @KiryuTheMechaG ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Never let them know your next move : throw them in a capsule with water with anaconda and eels with electricity (the anacondas are poisionus

  • @Iplaygameslol
    @Iplaygameslol ปีที่แล้ว

    The last one is the most useful for me,ain’t gonna lie😂.

  • @ValsVibez
    @ValsVibez 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    People when they see failure: *Bro doesn't have the balls to do that*
    Monks: *Ah- yes, what were you saying?*

  • @Hugo_Basilio
    @Hugo_Basilio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    *"First, you need to destroy your balls to automatically make you didn't have a chance to get distracted".*

  • @brooklynmattingly9149
    @brooklynmattingly9149 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro we had monks at the Lebanon library

  • @Ilikeheavan
    @Ilikeheavan หลายเดือนก่อน

    THE KICKING BALLS WAS PERSONAL

  • @chickenyeeter2206
    @chickenyeeter2206 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro was legit beqting his mea😭😭🥶🥲t

  • @zorpzablelegaginlabbl
    @zorpzablelegaginlabbl 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    shaving the head WILL make you worry less (if you dont have some extreme social anxiety, that is). never having to worry about your hair in the morning, how to fix it, or how to style it makes everything easier and you have less worry.

  • @isaiahrichardson3686
    @isaiahrichardson3686 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro took hard as a rock to literal

  • @MariahHayes-sh2pu
    @MariahHayes-sh2pu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When my brother says he want to join the team I warned him about that

  • @teresaspensley5640
    @teresaspensley5640 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That poor boy crying on the front was enough for me😢

  • @cringelord375
    @cringelord375 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    bro took ball of steel to another level💀

  • @Fxxtball_Edits
    @Fxxtball_Edits 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    bro literally has “balls of steel”

  • @rupulstilskin
    @rupulstilskin ปีที่แล้ว

    The Iron Crotch? Never heard of it. Must be their well-kept secret, "37th Chamber of Shaolin", otherwise no one would sign up.

  • @billyjean9484
    @billyjean9484 ปีที่แล้ว

    Buddhism, I love what you've done with the place (India).

  • @whileout4614
    @whileout4614 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro my eyes went like 😳😳😳that hurt just by watching it

  • @Aikosan-
    @Aikosan- ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this video

  • @cristiannavarro8295
    @cristiannavarro8295 ปีที่แล้ว

    Personally, I worry more when I need a haircut versus when I’m growing it out

  • @RobloxianGaming625
    @RobloxianGaming625 ปีที่แล้ว

    imagine being a monk and then your instructors go “are your balls durable?”

  • @MasterEliteGameBoy
    @MasterEliteGameBoy ปีที่แล้ว

    Goddam that dude took balls of steel to the next level

  • @michaelnino5082
    @michaelnino5082 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats Nuts, pun intended.

  • @JoAnnRoseValenzuelaChamness
    @JoAnnRoseValenzuelaChamness 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great job 👍

  • @flagfootballhighlights
    @flagfootballhighlights ปีที่แล้ว

    Interestingly worrying more is how I got less hair and now like a shoalin monk I have less to worry about

  • @MutantNinjaTurtles-d2d
    @MutantNinjaTurtles-d2d ปีที่แล้ว

    Every one those monks had 7 balls 6 of them turned into infinity stones on each and every universe

  • @Blackie_Bo
    @Blackie_Bo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Number 4:- A monk Bodhi Darma from Kerala founded Shaolin Temple❤❤❤❤❤