I don't know how I wound up here. As somebody studying mining engineering, I can tell you these things for certain: a) Hard-rock mining does generally function like this, though I've never seen one of those work platform thingummies used to pump ANFO. b) Hard-rock mining actually works, unlike this. c) If you pooled skills and resources of all miners at any operation with the aim of creating a game, the result would be infinitely less shitty than this...thing.
And (d): What they call an "excavation machine" is actually a ROAD-HEADING MACHINE -- it's used for digging tunnels to ACCESS the coal seam, but never for actually excavating the coal!
+Pretender6 You probably do. Although it's not common now, most PC games needed the disc to uninstall (for reasons I never bothered to look into) I recall having to do that for Sonic adventureDX
Watching every simulator game, I finally understand what always goes wrong wiyh them. Whoeever tests them only does what youre supposed to do, as in how the game is intended to be played. This means game breaking bugs like the lift not being able to go up arent caught, because theyve only tested it going down assuming all the players will know exactly what theyre supposed to do and never deviate or press the wrong button
I would like to remind people that this game came out the same year as doshonerd, far cry 3, and borderlands 2, hell a whole 3 years after resident evil 5
@@davenorton5576 Welp. Was not expecting a response but here we are. Well can you tell me what surprising/interesting things happened in the last 5 years in your life?
I was planning to go to bed, but then i was like.. nah.. just one more video.. Well.. After seing this video, my life took a turn.. im now afraid of going to bed.
I'm guessing they're used as like, basic tests when hiring someone for a job. My dad who is currently a tram driver in a German city that no one has totally never heard of had to use one of these simulators to prove that he read up on his manuals and whatnot. Weird.
Can't believe that the animations actually look better and more realistic than the new game he played "Mining * Tunneling". Three years have past, you would think shitty simulators would have improved the animations by now.
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AirCommando12 He did hit space bar, but to his eyes it didn't do anything, so he hit it twice more... effectively resetting it to control the same thing he was controlling from the start.
Wow!I never realised that trains had feelings and could slip through the ground at insane speeds... most of these simulators are hell with a creepy sheriff woody doll sitting in a corner
"...Will it actually go down this time, though? ...Maybe-- OH, JESUS CHRIST!!!" If someone ever makes a video showcasing some of the most hilarious reactions to things, this better be on there.
You know those prank/fail videos in which you were supposed to laugh but you end up suffering with the person that was pranked/that failed? This is one of those kind of vids. In which you suffer with the person i mean.
Now I'm just imagining Ashens reviewing the box.
"Right, what's written on the box? Lies, probably."
Dan's Nightmare:
Underground Mining Simulator: 2016, now on Steam Early Access
xXSniperPro2000Xx brought to you by the people who brought you Airport Simulator 2014
xXSniperPro2000Xx i looked it up, its been removed already.
either that or you are a liar :P
+jason994 or he was providing a theoretical "nightmare"
Ian Taylor
^
+Ethan M no
I don't know how I wound up here.
As somebody studying mining engineering, I can tell you these things for certain:
a) Hard-rock mining does generally function like this, though I've never seen one of those work platform thingummies used to pump ANFO.
b) Hard-rock mining actually works, unlike this.
c) If you pooled skills and resources of all miners at any operation with the aim of creating a game, the result would be infinitely less shitty than this...thing.
can't argue with that
And (d): What they call an "excavation machine" is actually a ROAD-HEADING MACHINE -- it's used for digging tunnels to ACCESS the coal seam, but never for actually excavating the coal!
This is my very 1st liked video on utube. That makes me happy
***** IDK!!!!!! my head hurts
***** Ok I feel better, Thank you
1st??wow that's sad
*****
Couldn't have sed it better myself...
Ducky McQuackins
Uh...said...how did i misspell that so damn horribly?
How did I end up back here after all these years. Love it🥺
And then realizing in order to properly uninstall the game, you require the original cd
+Alfons Alex Nah, never played the game, but there are some good uninstaller for if thats the case
+Pretender6 You probably do. Although it's not common now, most PC games needed the disc to uninstall (for reasons I never bothered to look into) I recall having to do that for Sonic adventureDX
i kow, but most pc user tend not to mess around computer files, and those who does doesnt mess that around with the register
+Pretender6
>Delete folder from Program Files
>Delete Registry entries using regedit or ccleaner
>Done
I know, it just the IDEA of needing orginal cd for uninstallation thats was funny
This game costs real money
you dont say
Klamath2046 Would be great if this costs monopoly money.
+Estonia Gaming there are games that aren't even worth that.
BloodyRain2k true
For example No Man's Sky.
@above Incorrect
They were awesome graphics back in the 90's
This game came out in 2012
PaperCubed it was a joke!
And music, yeah? XD
Mineshafter
no, i literally thought this was made in 1998
Blu Wolf GamR
xD
Watching every simulator game, I finally understand what always goes wrong wiyh them.
Whoeever tests them only does what youre supposed to do, as in how the game is intended to be played. This means game breaking bugs like the lift not being able to go up arent caught, because theyve only tested it going down assuming all the players will know exactly what theyre supposed to do and never deviate or press the wrong button
The cave texture looked like a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles.
+DerpyChameleon german caves look like that. Deal with it!
12:50 Does Nvidia know?
Jared Kirby Fuck, How did this get any likes then?
shark barke no one knows...
but who gives a fuck!?!
Pssssssssssssssst...
(Me)
Still one of my favoites.
Anyone else come back to this video?
I do
2020, been coming back for at least 5 years
@@MrToddino nobody asked
I have a playlist of Dan's videos. Been binge watching him.
Yup almost 10 years now yay
when you load an old video and hear 'hello procrastinators' damn the nostalgia
>2013
holy shit no way its been 3 years?
it took me by surprise as well
*************4
4.
5 years ago now D=
6 years
I thought people had stopped developing games for the PS2 by 2012...
Ps2? I hope you realise this is not on Ps2. If you do, ignore this comment.
Xenoid It's a joke. Because it looks like a ps2 game.
suspectsn0thing
I still play games on the ps2 and I can tell you, every game on the ps2 looks better than this shit. ^^
TablePictures Well, It looks sort of like a really badly optimised open world ps2 game.
Even Driver on the PS1 has better graphics than this.
Miss old yt
Don't you know that's what REAL real life is like?
One of the best unistallation simulator i've seen
I would like to remind people that this game came out the same year as doshonerd, far cry 3, and borderlands 2, hell a whole 3 years after resident evil 5
"Ultra-Realistic High Quality Graphics" Reality: Low Quality, Stretched Royalty Free PNG Photos
I Thought There Would be a Jumpscare or Something, But Seeing The GamePlay. That's Far Beyond What They Can do
Using the boom lift as a base for the scale, your character is approximately 11 feet tall as well...
Dan, I think you should be more positive with your game reviews. Just think of all the Underground Mining Simulator fanboys you'll be pissing off
All three of them?
I was pissing myself with laughter throughout this. I even love that he was annoyed he couldn't see the explosion.
Dont put bombs on the things From Portal 2. Good advice
High quality 3D grafiks 100/10
-IGN
game of the year, 1996
just one second after nerdcubed broke the disc i lost connection!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN
Your internet runs off of underground mining simulator... I feel bad for you
Gosh, the original Tomb Raider for the PSX had better graphics than that.
I like how they completely baked in the shading on the train wheels. And by like I mean weep gently at the fact that someone paid money for this game.
Wow this vid came out in 2013..... I feel old.
Dave Norton I
Now?
@@sontapaa11jokulainen94 Even older now
@@davenorton5576 Welp. Was not expecting a response but here we are. Well can you tell me what surprising/interesting things happened in the last 5 years in your life?
"Let's try level three. Maybe I'll get lucky and my computer will blow up and kill me." LMAO
If GTA 5 looked at this game, this game would explode.
***** The Universe would explode!
RandomEd787 No the galaxy!
Braden Miller galaxy
***** -_-
AAron I am smart enough to know that AAron is on key and peele substitute teacher
Nerd, just wanted to say thank you for putting yourself through the agony of simulator games for the sake of our entertainment. ^^
I was planning to go to bed, but then i was like.. nah.. just one more video.. Well.. After seing this video, my life took a turn.. im now afraid of going to bed.
Kennie Diamond I feel the same way about your profile picture, friend.
i miss the comments... even though they would be full of spam
marcus åkerman THEY ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!
Josh Long WOO HOO!!!
WEEEEY
It's amazing just how lazy and shitty these simulator games can be. Does anyone by these things besides reviewers or as a joke?
I'm guessing they're used as like, basic tests when hiring someone for a job. My dad who is currently a tram driver in a German city that no one has totally never heard of had to use one of these simulators to prove that he read up on his manuals and whatnot. Weird.
moon
And sold off as games? This is literally crap, nothing more.
Cool.
Fuck u these games are very entertaining to me and the rest of us
Well those games have a purpose as they serve of something anyone can make fun of without feeling any guilt :3
Ah yes nerdcubed’s hell before nerdcubed’s hell. So nostalgic!
I would still play this over Call of Duty Ghosts
this game is a model from N64s Mining mania witch got denied By Nintendo witch now they brought it out 15 years later.
on PC
a Witch got denied?
Mining mania for N64
This guy is hilarious! +Sub
Can't believe that the animations actually look better and more realistic than the new game he played "Mining * Tunneling". Three years have past, you would think shitty simulators would have improved the animations by now.
Do. A. Part. 2. Like if u agree!
Yeah!
This game has better graphics than battlefield 4
Worst game ever
Is it worse than airport sim 2014?
his sarcasm is THE BEST. i love it.
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I hate your I-Pad. :3
Not because it's yours, of course.
Buttonmasher50
iPad* :)
GOOGLE HATES YOUR EVERYTHING!
Phil Hahn That much is true
yeah. It does do that...
It doesn't FUCKING MENTION THE SPACEBAR
Clearly you aren't opening your eyes fully or you would have seen in the top left it displays an image of WASD and SPACE BAR!
AirCommando12 He did hit space bar, but to his eyes it didn't do anything, so he hit it twice more... effectively resetting it to control the same thing he was controlling from the start.
Still better than minecraft
Fuck you.
No it is fricking NOT
k398x8 - KSP is Fun! It is.
no it isn't...... it's amazingly better
***** why must you follow thr cat
Watching Dan be frustrated is gorgeous.
Y'know what's worst about the new comment section?
The new sound the like button makes.
good one
I clicked dislike.
"This game looks really fun!" Said no one ever.
This "game" was made by gibbons.
yup. ultra realism. yup.(and extreme square crappy textures!!!!, and the game is just crappily made!!!
I can't believe you didn't try a push a vehicle through the wall with the train
man u are sooo funny gosh i cant stop laughing ,,,,,
Wow!I never realised that trains had feelings and could slip through the ground at insane speeds... most of these simulators are hell with a creepy sheriff woody doll sitting in a corner
Maybe Ultra Realism is just like the words Extraordinary or Supernatural where it means the exact opposite.
I love the Coco-Puffs inside the mines.
How else do you think they're made?
Isn't it just fantastic that the title screen of UNDERGROUND MINING simulator is mostly just clouds and the sky!?
ULTRA REALISM!!!
I NEED THIS "HIGH-QUALITY,ULTRA-REALISTIC" GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love the 1980s "job introduction" video music they use when you are doing things. lol
0:07 we shall call him Gerald, and together we will fight crime...the procrastinators and Gerald vs the world!
I just realized that this entire game uses royalty free music.
Dan, play Overground Mining Simulator. It exists.
Cant wait for the simulator to be so realistic that ill have to breath and manually beat my heart!
one of the best simulators/creative toys ive ever seen is trainz.
"Great games, great price, so it lies twice."-Nerdcubed
This is easily the coolest game I have ever seen!
I agree!
Yes he did you could see it if you search on TH-cam "Dan's Vlog! Q/A"
you know its bad when someone tells you that they'd rather play farm simulator
This game was a beacon of quality 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Nerd Cubed hardest challenge ever: Complete a level in Underground Mining Simulator without a single problem.
"...Will it actually go down this time, though? ...Maybe-- OH, JESUS CHRIST!!!"
If someone ever makes a video showcasing some of the most hilarious reactions to things, this better be on there.
Loved the ending, well done!
Who started this craze and when will it end? SIMULATORS!!!
there is a rock sim now, Sims are about ready to crash and burn.
Enjoyed the "ultra-realism"!
Very realistic graphics
Dan: Physx by Nvidia, there might actually be some good physics.
Dude, that is the Farming Simulator physics engine also.
The logo for this being written in Comic Sans makes made me die of laughter.
Thing is that this game was released by the same publishing studio that released Euro Truck Simulator
Its kind of funny...all my favorite youtubers are in the UK
You know those prank/fail videos in which you were supposed to laugh but you end up suffering with the person that was pranked/that failed?
This is one of those kind of vids. In which you suffer with the person i mean.
Guantanamo bay is too nice for them to make anyone play this.
This is my far one of my favorites
Oh dan. You make me laugh so much. I would love to play little big planet with you.
Woho :) . Next Nerd3 up and coming! I like deep river crossings too, especially doing them :D .
"Yes I'd like to go up please." "I'm sorry sir, you're already on the top floor" *game crashes*
this game makes farming sim look great
The mystery video cheered me up after that miserable simulator.
lol, these creators forgot that beveling exists. That would have made the lighting on the vehicles so much better.
"Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky and my computer will explode and kill me."
Nearly drowned in Pepsi for a minute.
he snapped it in half, I think it was in his Q&A on his IRL channel in which he shows the disc.
Nerd³ trying to drive the train: Is that a bullet hole? Who tried to shoot this guy?
Me: Everyone who has ever played this game...
when he screamed about
the space bar I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath
This game makes farming simulator look like gold
he needs to play more simulators
because of games like these it seems like we germans come home from work to play a work simulation.
Your right, my respect for Nerd3 has just went up by a thousand...
you've inspired me to play this game
he's not new, but he's my hero
My dearest sympathies are with you Dan. I have recorded gamplay and it crashed if i PRESSSED A BLOODY KEY!!! *sob* *bursting into tears*