Bane, there's definitely a good deal of people who mock him. Or perhaps Deadshot, there's some really funny ones. If you do, you've gotta include this Harley/Deadshot exchange: Harley: Remember the Suicide Squad? Deadshot: How could I forgot that? Harley: Well, you sucked then too!
@@uberpwner48 He was wrong anyway. He didn't take a life to save millions. He took a life in revenge for millions. He could have lasered off his arms and legs or something. Disabled him completely. Still not something a hero should do, but it would mean he didn't murder anyone and that, in the eyes of the law, is a grand distinction.
@Joseph Bleifus Joker hadn't planned anything yet. And frankly, he already DID do worse by baiting Superman into killing him and setting him down the road to cruel dictatorship. Joker had the last laugh.
Blue Beetle: There any line you won't cross? Superman: I don't hurt children. Blue Beetle: Didn't stopped you with Shazam. Flash: How come you're not have regrets, Victor? Cyborg: Because I know we did the right thing! Flash: 2 words: Billy Batson! Black Adam: Shazam's death shouldn't have faced you! Flash: Killing children is never okay! Black Adam: He was sacrificed for the greater good!
RichardTheSloth He constantly creates or puts himself in situations where he can't possibly lose though batman always finds ways to screw it up but even then it'd still put joker in an advantage
Harley: you ain't so tough Superman! Superman: And what gives you that idea? Harley: Alfred knocked your freaking ass out! That was one of the most funniest roasts in this video.
Harley has done so too, but completely different story from the injustice storyline though. It involves a boxing match with all of Superman' s powers taken away for the match.
@@Blaklyon0 It burns plenty. It says everything, all the deaths, all the suffering that occurred after Joker's death is ALL his fault. The world never changed, never became worse. He did and the world suffered for it.
Batman: we were friends once, Clark. Superman: it's the only reason that your alive. Batman: not it was cuz I beat u. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FREAKING BURNED!
@@slope.2469 yes because in the comics,batman had a pill that brings his strength to superman's level so with his fighting skills and superman's strength he pummeled superman and almost break his neck
New one from Enchantress. June: I can't help it. She has to be let out. Superman: But you'll hurt innocent people. Enchantress: Since when is that a problem for you? How would this one rank?
İn the comic Green Arrow began shooting Superman one of his Arrow ricoheted and hit Pa Kent and he lost his control pumelled him to death sorry about the bad grammar www.denofgeek.us/sites/denofgeekus/files/styles/article_width/public/8/58/injustice9.jpg
Captain America: "I undestand what happened to you AND empathize with your loss." Superman: _"... But?!?"_ Captain America: "I'll ALWAYS stand against sort of people you've become AFTER that!!!"
I’ve got a few custom intros featuring myself and characters from different franchises. Some of these will have my own phrases and some will have ones from in game. Me: I can’t believe you of people went off the rails Superman: I took one life to save millions. Me: the number has since risen drastically. Aang: you were the last person I expected to go down this road Superman: if I don’t kill, the threat will just rise again. Aang: but you’re loosing yourself with every life you take. Spider-Man: you seriously think you’re a hero? Superman: I stopped crime didn’t I? Spider-Man: a hero’s job is to protect, not oppress. Talion: you really are no different than a dark lord Superman: who are you to judge me? Talion: someone who hasn’t forgotten what I fight for. Ladybug: you need to stop this madness, Superman. Superman: this world was safer because of me. Ladybug: but you tried to destroy 2 cities. Cat noir: you took things too far. Superman: you don’t know how much I lost. Cat noir: losing someone doesn’t justify the blood on your hands Obi-Wan: there’s better ways of dealing with a loss Superman: it’s not just about Lois, kenobi. Obi-wan: your thoughts still dwell on her though.
1st place - Harley Quinn: Alfred knocked your freakin' ass out! 2nd place - Brainiac: A better oxymoron, I have not heard. 3rd place - Supergirl: OK, General Zod.
Not exactly. The insurgency was trying to get the kryptonian enhancement pills from the fortress of Solitude. Supes parents were in there. When he found arrow in there he thought he was attacking them so he snapped
Oludunsin Olabinjo I know how it happened. Ollie shot a arrow at Superman and it bounced off him and hit his dad so he snapped and beat Arrow to death. (Think that's what happened) But I'm still trying to figure out how Superman thinks he "accidentally" killed him.
@@TomKarma It didn't bounce off ice or crystal. This is Green Arrow. He doesn't miss a stationary target. It was Superman's skin that the arrow bounced off of and he could have snatched the arrows from the air.
Green Arrow: I heard you killed the other me. Superman: That was an accident. Yeah I guess pummelling someone with full force over and over is considered an accident but ok. He even had the nerve to show up to his funeral...
Geras: Kronika has no desire to revive your worthless family. Superman: Worthless!? They were everything to me! Geras: They. Were. *Disposable.* Shazam: You killed me for saying we were going too far with Metropolis. Superman: _You shouldn't have spoken out of turn._ Shazam: Ollie and Dinah were right, you have lost your mind! Lobo: Hehehe, got me pretty good there last time. Nearly got fragged back there with the Lanterns. Superman: I should've realized you'd show your face on Earth again. Lobo: Time for round two, ya Bastich! Superman: You really think you can stop me, Steve? Captain America: No. But I'm not going to let you turn the world into a dystopia! Superman: Then prepare to be relieved of duty, _Permanently._ Superman: Your presence isn't welcome here, Thor. Thor: Tis' once that I considered you an ally, Superman. But now I will see to it that thou art banished from Midgard forever! Superman: Try it, if you can. Spawn: It's time I sent you screaming into Hell, Superman. Supeman: You're tugging on the wrong cape. Spawn: I'll shove it up your ass and rip it out from the other side. Ghost Rider: I come bearing the rage of those slain by your hand. Superman: I'm being hunted for protecting people? Ghost Rider: Murdering millions to put the world in fear of you is protecting them?
Dio Brando: You're just like me! Superman: And why is that? Dio: You lost your humanity. Jotaro: Good grief, you truly are the lowest scum in History. Superman: You're tugging on the wrong cape. Jotaro: Just shut up already. I have nothing more to say to you. You’re way too pathetic… I’m done wasting my breath.
I hate Wonder Woman as a character in the regime world because she's lady Macbeth but I like playing as her (and deep down she does blame herself even though she covers it up by blaming others like supernatural Lucifer)
Sub Scorpion#9 Injustice WW is just Superman’s sex toy - but in other continuities, she’s honourable. Harley Quinn roasted her enormously in Story Mode. And I loved it.
Scarecrow: Ah Loises death still haunts you Superman: Of course it does Scarecrow Scarecrow: I can work with that Damn thats one of the reasons scarecrow is a Savage badass
General Zod: 'You should have joined my military, Kal!' Superman: 'The regime is enough!' General Zod: 'Not compared to Lois's plight!' Penguin: 'We're both perceived as monsters.' Superman: 'Monsters who seek justice.' Penguin: 'The Joker's murder does not count!' Deathstroke: 'I have told Diana everything.' Superman: 'You left out some important details.' Deathstroke: 'Kicking your ass is the last of the details.' Shazam: 'You're a sick maniac, Supes.' Superman: 'The world's changed since Metropolis.' Shazam: 'You're changing the world into disaster!' Batgirl: 'How could you turn your back on those you love?' Superman: 'I took one life to save millions.' Batgirl: 'That still won't grant you amnesty!'
Dick Grayson: 'To think, you were once paragon and model for every starting young superhero.' Superman: 'Justice Requires Order.' Dick Grayson: _'You and Damian are so deserving one another.'_ Dick Grayson: 'I Can't BELIEVE that you turned petty despot.' Superman: 'I took one life to save billions.' Dick Grayson: *'PUNY EXCUSE!'*
Sonic: You think you’re faster than me Supes? Superman: Faster than a speeding bullet. Sonic: You’re too slow! Cream: What lines do you not cross!? Superman: I don’t hurt children! Cream: What about that Shazam fellow!? Curt Conners: He always comes out! I can’t stop him! Superman: But you’ll hurt innocent people! Lizard: And why is is that a problem for you!? Superman: I took one life to save millions! Spider-Man: Still, you’re no better than he was! Superman: Don’t you ever compare me to the Joker!!!!!
TBH, I'm surprised Dr Fate didn't take Superman's side during the Regime. Dr Fate and his masters the Lords of Order want to bring peace and order by any means necessary. This is shown when Dr Fate wanted Brainiac to win knowing that it would mean certain extinction for humanity. As shown in the first game, under Superman''s reign, conflict as a whole had been almost completely eradicated, as shown when Ares had been stripped of nearly all his power with no conflict for him to feed on. Later in the game he told good Wonder Woman if Superman was successful in quelling all rebellion against him by destroying Gotham and Metropolis, the conflict that keeps him alive would cease forever. SO yeah, the Regime seems more like the side Dr Fate would be on the more I thought about it.
Green Arrow: "I heard you killed the other me." Superman: "It was an accident." Green Arrow: "Other me shooting your dad with an arrow was an accident. You punched my face in until it was mush. THAT is no accident, b****!"
One Winged Ice Angel I know right? Speaking of Kalibak remember when Lobo was stacking a ton of cars on him on Justice League to get him to say "uncle"?
Shang Tsung: You're not so tough now that you've killed the Joker, are you? Superman: I did it for Lois. Shang Tsung: Your concern for her is a weakness. Cetrion: Why must you kill the Joker? Superman: I took one life to save millions. Cetrion: Repent...or face the Elder Gods' judgment! Superman: I took one life to save millions. Sophitia: You took more lives than you could have saved. Superman: Your son would disagree.
Kung Lao: "I have all technics and skills i need against you." Superman: "My power is still unrivaled." Kung Lao: _"And to think THAT people were telling that i'm full of myself."_
Homelander: 'You are clearly out of your head!' Superman: 'At least I'm loyal.' Homelander: 'The loyalty on Batman which you forsook!' Supercow: 'Supercow al rescate!' Superman: 'Speak English, heffer!' Supercow: 'Cállate, pendejo!' Space Ghost: 'Your tyranny ends now!' Superman: 'How dare you speak to me of tyranny!?' Space Ghost: Does that make Lois a tyrant as well!? Iron Man: 'Your wife's fate has clouded your judgment.' Superman: 'Shut your ass, Tony!' Iron Man: 'Touched a nerve, didn't I?' Captain America: 'Please end this, Clark!' Superman: 'Justice requires order!' Captain America: 'More like immoral injustice!'
JustinCage team superman? Really! Omg yes! I want to hear your opinion, in injustice 2 did you choose batman or superman and which ending do u like better???
Supergirl: You shouldn't have killed him Kal. Superman: I took one life to save millions! Supergirl: Okay General Zod! Damnnnnnnnnn Also- how does she know who Zod is if she arrived now?
Spawn: Superman! The Fallen Kryptonian! Superman: Who are you? Spawn: Your worst fucking nightmare! Spawn: So many heroes died because of you! Superman: I haven't forgotten. Spawn: You will see them in hell. Spawn: Batman shouldn't release you. Superman: People need my help. Spawn: But you will betray them again. Spawn: Lois death hunt you still! Superman: Don't you dare say that to me. Spawn: You want to see her? Then killing you will send you to hell!
@@johnsantos507 Actually, he only took one life to save millions. THEN, he made it clear that saving people is out of the picture for him, so he proceeded to kill anyone and everyone who questioned his totalitarian authority. Just ask Shazam. And then, Superman will just lay waste to anyone who even dared trying going against him...all in the name of Lois (though this excuse is still petty compared to his body count). The one life in question? The Joker. Shazam and Green Arrow were, in Supes' own words, "casualties of war".
Me: Still on the Path of Darkness, Superman? Superman: What are you talking about? Me: For those who still follow the Dark path are still evil. Me: How is it feel that your cousin turn against you? Superman: Kara and I are family! Me: If you and Kara are family, then why didn't you tell her the truth?! Me: You killed Billy Batson! Superman: He deserves to die! Me: Then that means his death hunts you more. Me: People are still needed you. Superman: They begging me to come back! Me: But you will betray them again!
Damn! Fate laid the Smackdown on Kal. Also, When Blue Beetle Said "Didnt Stop you with Shazam." I thought "Damn. That's Accurate but Chilling." Also Also, Batmans plan is smarter because his plan can get cities back without a need to make a Hero a villain. He could just tap into Brainiacs Brain and Get the cities back to where they need to be, Nobody had to die. Superman is just a big dumb brute In this game.
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Bane, there's definitely a good deal of people who mock him. Or perhaps Deadshot, there's some really funny ones. If you do, you've gotta include this Harley/Deadshot exchange:
Harley: Remember the Suicide Squad?
Deadshot: How could I forgot that?
Harley: Well, you sucked then too!
SMGxPrincess Black Adam or Batman
SMGxPrincess Heheh I love you
Batman
Batman
I love how even the villains understand that Superman's off his rocker 👌👌👏👏
WixWaster Wike I know right even atrocitus realises that!!!
Gorilla Grodd: " Humans must disgust you. "
Superman: " Those who harm them do. "
Gorilla Grodd: " _How_ do you not see the irony? "
Nah supermans world is crimeless, his character is over exaggerated as evil to push democratic propaganda
@@najeebshah. Crimeless? Then WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE PHANTOM ZONE?
@@najeebshah.how in gods name did you manage to come to THAT conclusion?!
BB "anyline you wont cross?"
S "i dont hurt children"
BB "didnt stop you with Shazam"
BURNNNNNNNN
T Blaine A savage one
Indeed
Burned, just like how he burnt a hole through Billy's face.
Gabriel Reyes you sucky human being D'X
T Blaine Damn!
Forgot one with Gorilla Grodd.
Gorilla Grodd: Humans must disgust you.
Superman: Those who harm them do.
Gorilla Grodd: How do you not see the irony?
They need some sort of convention. Just to roast people who are voted in. Maybe, they'll finally get it.
God, that IS a good one.
"You shouldn't have killed him Kal!"
"I took one life to save millions."
"Okay General Zod."
DAMN
Jonathan Amalidosan In all fairness, you need to understand that it's Jack Napier/Joker that Regime-Superman was dealing with, Kara.
@@uberpwner48 He was wrong anyway. He didn't take a life to save millions. He took a life in revenge for millions. He could have lasered off his arms and legs or something. Disabled him completely. Still not something a hero should do, but it would mean he didn't murder anyone and that, in the eyes of the law, is a grand distinction.
Jonathan Amalidosan I know right!!!
@Joseph Bleifus Joker hadn't planned anything yet. And frankly, he already DID do worse by baiting Superman into killing him and setting him down the road to cruel dictatorship. Joker had the last laugh.
@@Bluesit32 And that's... bad?
Where's this
Superman: Only Criminals have to fear me
Batman: Shazam and Green Arrow were criminals?
Superman: Casualties of War
Blue Beetle: There any line you won't cross?
Superman: I don't hurt children.
Blue Beetle: Didn't stopped you with Shazam.
Flash: How come you're not have regrets, Victor?
Cyborg: Because I know we did the right thing!
Flash: 2 words: Billy Batson!
Black Adam: Shazam's death shouldn't have faced you!
Flash: Killing children is never okay!
Black Adam: He was sacrificed for the greater good!
Harley: You ain't so tough Superman
Superman: What gives you that idea?
Harley: Alfred knocked your freakin ass out!
ROASTED!!!!
Doctor Fate: You once brought hope
Superman: Now I bring justice
Doctor Fate: Justice is blind, not heartless
Baby Dumbo Octopus yhj
Rubens Filho what does yhj mean?
Baby Dumbo Octopus I dont know !
Baby Dumbo Octopus idk
Baby Dumbo Octopus you have justice?
That's just a guess
I was hoping to see :
Superman : Once a thief, always a thief.
Catwoman : If only it were the same for heroes.
😂😂😂
Joker DID win! Made the worlds greatest heroes go mad!
Kitsuna Fox this is why joker IS the greatest villain. He wins even if he dies.
RichardTheSloth He constantly creates or puts himself in situations where he can't possibly lose though batman always finds ways to screw it up but even then it'd still put joker in an advantage
Mobeen Alrufai and this was his greates victory.
Joker always gets the last laugh.
But in Injustice 3, Lois Lane should be revived when Batman and his Insurgents take her to the Lazarus Pits.
"I heard you killed the other me"
"That was an accident"
"Just like Billy Batson?"
where is that one with scarecrow
scarecrow: what keeps you awake at night
superman: criminals like you
scarecrow: so we do scare you
Sounds like less of being scared and more worrying about responsibility to me
The Joker I thought superman killed u
MortalFNAF 2345 What do you expect? It's the Joker, neither heaven nor hell wants him.
Finchyay lol true
@@Finchyay Oh, hell wants him...as an employee.
Harley: you ain't so tough Superman!
Superman: And what gives you that idea?
Harley: Alfred knocked your freaking ass out!
That was one of the most funniest roasts in this video.
TBH, it's Alfred,he could whoop anyone's ass
Harley has done so too, but completely different story from the injustice storyline though. It involves a boxing match with all of Superman' s powers taken away for the match.
There is also a scene in the Injustice comics where Alfred takes the superpill and beats the shit out of sups
the thing is alfred was resurrected and he could have killed superman back then but he gave him a chance to leave b4 he would
pluto lol
I knew the Alfred one would be here :)
I think you missed one:
Batman: "You used to fight honorably."
Superman: "The world's changed since Metropolis."
Batman: "No it hasn't, you have!"
JCBro2014 that one doesn't burn enough...
JCBro2014
Personally I dont care for burns, I like banters like those
Just saying because, that might be the reason the creator didn't add it.
@@Blaklyon0 It burns plenty. It says everything, all the deaths, all the suffering that occurred after Joker's death is ALL his fault. The world never changed, never became worse. He did and the world suffered for it.
I'm still salty that superdick killed Shazam (Who is a freaking CHILD!) And I also get satisfaction from characters roasting the hell out of superdick
RF: Care for a death race?
SM: You're tugging on the wrong cape.
RF: I'll hang you with it, Superman.
Damn, that's cruel. But I guess he deserved it.
Who’s RF?
@@kevinp.h157 Reverse Flash
Batman: we were friends once, Clark.
Superman: it's the only reason that your alive.
Batman: not it was cuz I beat u.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
FREAKING BURNED!
Lol. It wasn't Batman it was litteraly another Superman
@@coffeelover0876 Who was on Batman's side
@Long-Tailed Charmander actually batman did beat him in a hand to hand fight. without using kryptonite. in injustice comics. do some research
@Long-Tailed Charmander Oh my god...?🤦🏾♂️ I don’t remember. It happened tho
@@slope.2469 yes because in the comics,batman had a pill that brings his strength to superman's level so with his fighting skills and superman's strength he pummeled superman and almost break his neck
New one from Enchantress.
June: I can't help it. She has to be let out.
Superman: But you'll hurt innocent people.
Enchantress: Since when is that a problem for you?
How would this one rank?
"Since when is that a problem for you?"
The Enchantress is speaking an interrogative sentence, so it must end with a question mark.
@@UltramanMebiusBrave Your right. Derp on my part. It's corrected now.
"Justice is blind. Not heartless."
-Doctor Fate 2016
Alfred kicked him so hard his shoe exploded lol
Atrocitus and Dr. Fate savagely roasted #SuperDICKtator .
Kara totally owned him calling Earths Zod.
Aleksandar Vil ikr!
Agent Apple because zod has that same mind set
Tarik Brown yeah...I got that...
"Justice is blind not heartless" such a good quote it could be in a movie
"There any line you won't cross?"
"I dont hurt children"
*"Didn't stop you with shazam"*
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Atrocitus: Earth 0 turned Villan
Superman: Justice requires order
Atrocitus: Looks more like Oppression!
OMG!!! 😵
Cope Dope hero not zero
When an evil guy caps you know Superman gone too far
Captain Cold must be hanging out with Enda Mode
NO CAPES!
Jaime and Harley got him good.
Do not forget Batman, Bane, Dr. Fate, Joker, and Supergirl with their roasting comments.
"Okay General Zod" that actually hurts me more than it hurts him.
1:24 Superman beat him to death, how's that an accident?
Dylan W Hey now! He's face landed on his fist by accident! #supesdidnothingwrong
JustinCage XDDDD Dude...
Blatant lies!!!
funny how that's the same excuse Damian used for Nightwing's death.
İn the comic Green Arrow began shooting Superman one of his Arrow ricoheted and hit Pa Kent and he lost his control pumelled him to death sorry about the bad grammar
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"Alfred knocked your freaking ass out"
Superman has never recovered from that burn to this day
0:58
Batman, Martian man hunter, spawn, magneto would like to have a word with you
Mobeen Alrufai really man? Batman?
The Webslinger
Batman does pull off a cape, though. It's a useful cape too.
The American Meme my bad. I thought he was talking about the beginning of the Firestorm dialogue where Superman said "my power is still unrivaled"
Mobeen Alrufai
"Meta Man, express elevator! Dynaguy, snag on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! NO CAPES!"
GundamFan527 Not everyone NEEDS to wear a Cape but several pull it off contrary to cold's statement
They split Kryptonite shit on Superman
I love the Harley roasting superman
swamp thing:you are no the hero superman
superman=i protect earth people
swamp thing=im protecting earth itself
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!"
Captain America: "I undestand what happened to you AND empathize with your loss."
Superman: _"... But?!?"_
Captain America: "I'll ALWAYS stand against sort of people you've become AFTER that!!!"
I’ve got a few custom intros featuring myself and characters from different franchises. Some of these will have my own phrases and some will have ones from in game.
Me: I can’t believe you of people went off the rails
Superman: I took one life to save millions.
Me: the number has since risen drastically.
Aang: you were the last person I expected to go down this road
Superman: if I don’t kill, the threat will just rise again.
Aang: but you’re loosing yourself with every life you take.
Spider-Man: you seriously think you’re a hero?
Superman: I stopped crime didn’t I?
Spider-Man: a hero’s job is to protect, not oppress.
Talion: you really are no different than a dark lord
Superman: who are you to judge me?
Talion: someone who hasn’t forgotten what I fight for.
Ladybug: you need to stop this madness, Superman.
Superman: this world was safer because of me.
Ladybug: but you tried to destroy 2 cities.
Cat noir: you took things too far.
Superman: you don’t know how much I lost.
Cat noir: losing someone doesn’t justify the blood on your hands
Obi-Wan: there’s better ways of dealing with a loss
Superman: it’s not just about Lois, kenobi.
Obi-wan: your thoughts still dwell on her though.
Batman with the mic drop!
Superman doesn't want to kill children kills Shazam yup thank blue beetle
1st place - Harley Quinn: Alfred knocked your freakin' ass out!
2nd place - Brainiac: A better oxymoron, I have not heard.
3rd place - Supergirl: OK, General Zod.
Wait, so when he chased down and savagely beat Green Arrow to death it was an accident?!
Not exactly. The insurgency was trying to get the kryptonian enhancement pills from the fortress of Solitude. Supes parents were in there. When he found arrow in there he thought he was attacking them so he snapped
Oludunsin Olabinjo I know how it happened. Ollie shot a arrow at Superman and it bounced off him and hit his dad so he snapped and beat Arrow to death. (Think that's what happened) But I'm still trying to figure out how Superman thinks he "accidentally" killed him.
yea how could u not expect it to bounce off of ice or crystal and hit jhon ...
stop defending sups,he murdered ollie and billy that is messed up
@@TomKarma It didn't bounce off ice or crystal. This is Green Arrow. He doesn't miss a stationary target. It was Superman's skin that the arrow bounced off of and he could have snatched the arrows from the air.
"Alfred knocked your freakin' ass out!"😂😂
Green Arrow: I heard you killed the other me.
Superman: That was an accident.
Yeah I guess pummelling someone with full force over and over is considered an accident but ok. He even had the nerve to show up to his funeral...
Ikaris: I can defeat you without kryptonite.
Superman: My power’s still unrivaled.
Ikaris: So is your history of being unhinged.
Geras: Kronika has no desire to revive your worthless family.
Superman: Worthless!? They were everything to me!
Geras: They. Were. *Disposable.*
Shazam: You killed me for saying we were going too far with Metropolis.
Superman: _You shouldn't have spoken out of turn._
Shazam: Ollie and Dinah were right, you have lost your mind!
Lobo: Hehehe, got me pretty good there last time. Nearly got fragged back there with the Lanterns.
Superman: I should've realized you'd show your face on Earth again.
Lobo: Time for round two, ya Bastich!
Superman: You really think you can stop me, Steve?
Captain America: No. But I'm not going to let you turn the world into a dystopia!
Superman: Then prepare to be relieved of duty, _Permanently._
Superman: Your presence isn't welcome here, Thor.
Thor: Tis' once that I considered you an ally, Superman. But now I will see to it that thou art banished from Midgard forever!
Superman: Try it, if you can.
Spawn: It's time I sent you screaming into Hell, Superman.
Supeman: You're tugging on the wrong cape.
Spawn: I'll shove it up your ass and rip it out from the other side.
Ghost Rider: I come bearing the rage of those slain by your hand.
Superman: I'm being hunted for protecting people?
Ghost Rider: Murdering millions to put the world in fear of you is protecting them?
Fujin: You killed all your friends, Superman!
Superman: That's for Casualties of war!
Fujin: Yes! A "war" that you started!
Dio Brando: You're just like me!
Superman: And why is that?
Dio: You lost your humanity.
Jotaro: Good grief, you truly are the lowest scum in History.
Superman: You're tugging on the wrong cape.
Jotaro: Just shut up already. I have nothing more to say to you. You’re way too pathetic… I’m done wasting my breath.
*Guys We all know the greatest roast was from Harely Quinn.*
this makes me so happy I hate this superman and his regime (yet I like black adam, cyborg and Wonder Woman, super girl doesn't count as she defected)
Sub Scorpion#9 You like Regime Wonder Woman? Why?
You hate Superman, okay, But Like wonderwoman?
Such IQ is lower than the temperature Cpt. Cold plays with
I hate her character because she a bitch but I like to play as her
I hate Wonder Woman as a character in the regime world because she's lady Macbeth but I like playing as her (and deep down she does blame herself even though she covers it up by blaming others like supernatural Lucifer)
Sub Scorpion#9 Injustice WW is just Superman’s sex toy - but in other continuities, she’s honourable. Harley Quinn roasted her enormously in Story Mode. And I loved it.
Hellboy: God damn shame you aren’t a good guy
Superman: Who are you to judge me?
Hellboy: *A guy who knows a thing or two about EVIL.*
Scarecrow: Ah Loises death still haunts you
Superman: Of course it does Scarecrow
Scarecrow: I can work with that
Damn thats one of the reasons scarecrow is a Savage badass
Limbo Revenant Oh, what I wouldn't give to see Johnathan Crane start kicking his ass while having a Senestro Corp ring.
@@m3tr0id86 He deserves one, but DC is extremely hesitant to give the master of fear a yellow ring. He'd be way too OP.
Gotta give it to Braniac on this one "A better oxymoron I have not heard"
Yeah, but he was burning all mankind with that one.
Superman will NEVER be evil! This is not superman.
General Zod: 'You should have joined my military, Kal!'
Superman: 'The regime is enough!'
General Zod: 'Not compared to Lois's plight!'
Penguin: 'We're both perceived as monsters.'
Superman: 'Monsters who seek justice.'
Penguin: 'The Joker's murder does not count!'
Deathstroke: 'I have told Diana everything.'
Superman: 'You left out some important details.'
Deathstroke: 'Kicking your ass is the last of the details.'
Shazam: 'You're a sick maniac, Supes.'
Superman: 'The world's changed since Metropolis.'
Shazam: 'You're changing the world into disaster!'
Batgirl: 'How could you turn your back on those you love?'
Superman: 'I took one life to save millions.'
Batgirl: 'That still won't grant you amnesty!'
Dick Grayson: 'To think, you were once paragon and model for every starting young superhero.'
Superman: 'Justice Requires Order.'
Dick Grayson: _'You and Damian are so deserving one another.'_
Dick Grayson: 'I Can't BELIEVE that you turned petty despot.'
Superman: 'I took one life to save billions.'
Dick Grayson: *'PUNY EXCUSE!'*
Red Hood: theres far and Theres too far
Superman: you’re tugging on the wrong cape
Red Hood: you’ve gone far enough Superman
R.I.P Superman😂
Only injustice comic readers will understand the last one 😁
Sonic: You think you’re faster than me Supes?
Superman: Faster than a speeding bullet.
Sonic: You’re too slow!
Cream: What lines do you not cross!?
Superman: I don’t hurt children!
Cream: What about that Shazam fellow!?
Curt Conners: He always comes out! I can’t stop him!
Superman: But you’ll hurt innocent people!
Lizard: And why is is that a problem for you!?
Superman: I took one life to save millions!
Spider-Man: Still, you’re no better than he was!
Superman: Don’t you ever compare me to the Joker!!!!!
Shadow: you make robotnik look like a sane person
Superman: i took one life to save millions
Shadow: oh yeah, what about that shazam guy?
TBH, I'm surprised Dr Fate didn't take Superman's side during the Regime. Dr Fate and his masters the Lords of Order want to bring peace and order by any means necessary. This is shown when Dr Fate wanted Brainiac to win knowing that it would mean certain extinction for humanity. As shown in the first game, under Superman''s reign, conflict as a whole had been almost completely eradicated, as shown when Ares had been stripped of nearly all his power with no conflict for him to feed on. Later in the game he told good Wonder Woman if Superman was successful in quelling all rebellion against him by destroying Gotham and Metropolis, the conflict that keeps him alive would cease forever. SO yeah, the Regime seems more like the side Dr Fate would be on the more I thought about it.
Green Arrow: "I heard you killed the other me."
Superman: "It was an accident."
Green Arrow: "Other me shooting your dad with an arrow was an accident. You punched my face in until it was mush. THAT is no accident, b****!"
Darkseid would be so proud... if he hadn't killed Kalibak.
One Winged Ice Angel I know right? Speaking of Kalibak remember when Lobo was stacking a ton of cars on him on Justice League to get him to say "uncle"?
Proud...? Nah. Amused, yes. To see Superman fall so far might even be enough to bring a smile to that stoney face.
R.i.p Shazam
Me: I like my Superman a lot better.
Superman: He doesn't understand how to protect people.
Me: He doesn't need Doomsday for that.
"Okay General Zod" OOH
Shang Tsung: You're not so tough now that you've killed the Joker, are you?
Superman: I did it for Lois.
Shang Tsung: Your concern for her is a weakness.
Cetrion: Why must you kill the Joker?
Superman: I took one life to save millions.
Cetrion: Repent...or face the Elder Gods' judgment!
Superman: I took one life to save millions.
Sophitia: You took more lives than you could have saved.
Superman: Your son would disagree.
Kung Lao: "I have all technics and skills i need against you."
Superman: "My power is still unrivaled."
Kung Lao: _"And to think THAT people were telling that i'm full of myself."_
HQ: You aint so tough Superman
SM: What gives you that impression
HQ: Alfred knocked your freaking ass out
OHHHHHHH
Doctor Strange: You need to stop, Clark
Superman: I took one life to save millions
Doctor Strange: Look in the mirror, Thanos
Yo guys superman got roasted on the end by the way its true
Harley and beetle won
"Alfred knocked ur freaking ass out!"
I gagged so hard
Homelander: 'You are clearly out of your head!'
Superman: 'At least I'm loyal.'
Homelander: 'The loyalty on Batman which you forsook!'
Supercow: 'Supercow al rescate!'
Superman: 'Speak English, heffer!'
Supercow: 'Cállate, pendejo!'
Space Ghost: 'Your tyranny ends now!'
Superman: 'How dare you speak to me of tyranny!?'
Space Ghost: Does that make Lois a tyrant as well!?
Iron Man: 'Your wife's fate has clouded your judgment.'
Superman: 'Shut your ass, Tony!'
Iron Man: 'Touched a nerve, didn't I?'
Captain America: 'Please end this, Clark!'
Superman: 'Justice requires order!'
Captain America: 'More like immoral injustice!'
Alfred technically cheated.
I'm always TeamSuperman but this is my shit right here!
JustinCage team superman? Really! Omg yes! I want to hear your opinion, in injustice 2 did you choose batman or superman and which ending do u like better???
@@batsy2488 I choose Batman's ending. But don't worry, I don't have Injustice 2 game.
That was a awesome comeback 1:00😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!! Man even atrocitus realised how corrupt superman is now 0:00
The last one ahhahahahahah Alfred d with a machine gun is the most op dc character
I love how even villains diss Superman 😂
1:30 I loved this one cause it was true
Harley is clearly the winner at roasting him here
The one with Joker
💥 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Yup. Batman's my hero.
All of Doctor Fate's intros are savage.
Supergirl: You shouldn't have killed him Kal.
Superman: I took one life to save millions!
Supergirl: Okay General Zod!
Damnnnnnnnnn
Also- how does she know who Zod is if she arrived now?
Harley dang the best burn there
Captain Cold ages with Edna Mode.
Joker's quote was the best one. Hands down.
*Justice is blind, not heartless.* Savage AF
Me: The fallen Kryptonian
Superman: I brought peace to this world
Me: Your family must be so proud...
Spawn: Superman! The Fallen Kryptonian!
Superman: Who are you?
Spawn: Your worst fucking nightmare!
Spawn: So many heroes died because of you!
Superman: I haven't forgotten.
Spawn: You will see them in hell.
Spawn: Batman shouldn't release you.
Superman: People need my help.
Spawn: But you will betray them again.
Spawn: Lois death hunt you still!
Superman: Don't you dare say that to me.
Spawn: You want to see her? Then killing you will send you to hell!
@@johnsantos507 maaaaan I'm buying it
@@bigprogamer1523 Injustice 2 or Mortal Kombat 11?
I would agree with Superman if he said,"I took one life to avenge millons."
Quite so. Alas, murder is murder in the eyes of the law.
That's why Superman is wrong! He took more lives instead of one.
@@johnsantos507 Actually, he only took one life to save millions. THEN, he made it clear that saving people is out of the picture for him, so he proceeded to kill anyone and everyone who questioned his totalitarian authority. Just ask Shazam. And then, Superman will just lay waste to anyone who even dared trying going against him...all in the name of Lois (though this excuse is still petty compared to his body count).
The one life in question? The Joker. Shazam and Green Arrow were, in Supes' own words, "casualties of war".
@@UltramanMebiusBrave Yeah, a "war" that Superman started.
Me: You shouldn't of killed Joker.
Superman: Because you loved him just like Bruce did?
Me: So that you wouldn't of lost control.
Sean Botti wouldn’t HAVE lost control
Two words: Lex Luthor
Me: Still on the Path of Darkness, Superman?
Superman: What are you talking about?
Me: For those who still follow the Dark path are still evil.
Me: How is it feel that your cousin turn against you?
Superman: Kara and I are family!
Me: If you and Kara are family, then why didn't you tell her the truth?!
Me: You killed Billy Batson!
Superman: He deserves to die!
Me: Then that means his death hunts you more.
Me: People are still needed you.
Superman: They begging me to come back!
Me: But you will betray them again!
And that's why I bought Bizzaro
yup I prefer to play as him than superman
These burns are 1.000.000.000x hotter than Supermans Heat Vision (especially in Shazam's brain)
Screw Scarecrow, Doctor Fate is the savage one lol
3 and a half minutes of Superdick being read for filth
0:58 *EDNA MODE: **_NOOOO CAPPEESSS!!!_*
in this world its roasted or be roasted
damn supes got
ROASTED
Damn! Fate laid the Smackdown on Kal.
Also, When Blue Beetle Said "Didnt Stop you with Shazam." I thought "Damn. That's Accurate but Chilling."
Also Also, Batmans plan is smarter because his plan can get cities back without a need to make a Hero a villain. He could just tap into Brainiacs Brain and Get the cities back to where they need to be, Nobody had to die. Superman is just a big dumb brute In this game.
The one with Harley is total roast confirmed
The last one was the best.
Do Supergirl vs all the boys and Supergirl vs all the girls dialogues
Yay go Alfred!
Jokers Not Wrong!
That last one tho🔥🔥