MrMisterman1 not really, I'm pretty that if he tries hard enough he can nail nearly any chick he wants, cause whether we like it or not he's a mini batman and you'll know batman got mad game
Bruce: I don't have time for this, Damien. Damien: A good father would make time. Bruce: A better son would deserve it. *Damien proceeds to cry in a corner*
Starfire: Batman was right dissolving you! Robin: I got no regrets! Starfire: Not even Dick's murder?! Robin: You're burning the wrong bridges. Starfire: I want none with Dick Grayson's killer! Robin: It was an accident!
GA: "You're sure this is your smartest play?". Damian: "I have no regrets" GA: "That's OK. Stupidity should be painful" Dam. Ollie didn't even need a trick arrow to burn Damian
@@harbingerd.8457 Damian: “You just hate me because my father still loves my mother!” Dude your mom Talia is dead. Bruce stopped loving her and loved Catwoman the most.
Matthew Elam I guess because Damian doesn't have anything by his own, his daddy bought everything for him and so... Like mocking him for being so dependent of batman or like a little spoiled rich kid or something... I guess :A
Add these burns from these DLC characters: Black Manta: *You're just a defenseless boy.* Robin: *Time you show me some respect!* Black Manta: *Take your own advice, kid.* Black Manta: *I am not looking for an apprentice.* Robin: *Get this straight: I am better than you.* Black Manta: *Go back to the kiddie pool.* Power Girl: *Heard your mom was a hellcat.* Robin: *No woman can surpass her.* Power Girl: *We haven't been properly acquainted.* Power Girl: *So you're gonna take on Power Girl.* Robin: *I've got no regrets.* Power Girl: *Maybe beating you can change that.* Atom: *I fought mice bigger than you.* Robin: *Get this straight: I'm better than you.* Atom: *But not smaller and smarter.* Atom: *I hear we're both overachievers* Robin: *I'm always prepared.* Atom: *It won't help once I go subatomic.* Atom: *I hear we're both overachievers.* Robin: *Your weaknesses are plainly evident.* Atom: *As are your character flaws.* Starfire: *Batman was right, disowning you.* Robin: *I've got no regrets.* Starfire: *Not even Dick's murder?* Red Hood: *Promised Bruce I'd go easy on you.* Robin: *Seriously, I'm about to wreck you.* Red Hood: *Hell no! You're dead meat.* Hellboy: *You're why I woke up today?* Robin: *Does anyone find you funny?* Hellboy: *I hope this hurts.* Hellboy: *This is goddamn pointless.* Robin: *Get this straight: I'm better than you.* Hellboy: _(sighs)_ *Whatta load of crap.* Vixen: *You could learn from Anansi's teachings.* Robin: *Get this straight: I'm better than you.* Vixen: *Not in any way that matters, Damian.* Raiden: *You bring Batman nothing but sorrow.* Robin: *You say that like it's a bad thing.* Raiden: *It burns his already troubled soul.* Jay Garrick: *Think it's time to rethink your life choices.* Robin: *I'm doing what needs to be done.* Jay Garrick: *Without limits, we become villains.* Plus *You forgot these Cyborg's burns:* Cyborg: *The Bat-punk...* Robin: *Superman's bootlicker...* Cyborg: *That line forms behind you.* Cyborg: *Wassup, D'wayne.* Robin: *My name is not Dwayne!* Cyborg: *Heh. It is now.* Cyborg: *You wanna go, Baby-bat?* Robin: *Ready and waiting, Scrapheap.* Cyborg: *Say that when you're face down.*
Catwoman and Black Canary totally roasted Damianturd as angsty overgrown mama's cry-baby with daddy issues. Hal Jordan burned him with sidekick (Batmans -> Supermans) comment. Well done
Ghost Rider: Damian Wayne! Your sins are innumerable! Damian: I’ve got no regrets! Ghost Rider: You will when I’m done with you! Spider-Man: Killing criminals isn’t the right thing to do! Damian: I’m doing what needs to be done! Spider-Man: You’re just as bad as the criminals you kill! Wolverine: So your the Bat’s son. Damian: NEVER call me that! Wolverine: And people say I’m bad tempered.
Captain Cold:Playing the Hero Damian?... Robin:I'm not playing at anything. Captain Cold:...Most Sons only have 1 dad to disappoint... Robin:... *tips fedora in defeat*
Bane: The League, the Bat, then Superman. Robin: What's your point, Bane? Bane: Damien Wayne is a puppet. Why is no one talking about this!? It's easily one of the best roasts.
faustrocket565 yeah because Bruce actually married and had a baby with salenna you know with out the rape. Damien was likable in brave and the bold cause Catwoman and Batman raised him together and wasn't raised as some edgy rage quiter with a blood lust by a chick whom trains Deadly ninjas and the daughter of a man over 200years old and a Beyond evil old dude with cat whiskers and a pool fool of ooz that makes you 18 again.
Heres the Difference Between Damian and Jason: Damian wants peoples approval but also wants to not change his Ways, Making Him Arrogant. Jason simply Doesnt give a shit about what others think of him and is cooler.
I really like Damian's and Cyborg's dialogues. It shows that the Regime is still human. And my favourite roast is Supergirl's. It savagely sums up Damian Wayne's character perfectly.
Sonya Blade: If it was the delinquent son of Batman Robin: I don't listen to a moron Sonya Blade: You just pick a wrong fight Jax: Return to your dad and beg mercy Robin: I better beat him down Jax: Know your place, mr. Sidekick Jacqui: Ungrateful yet Degenerate Son of Batman Robin: I know eighteen ways to beat you Jacqui: And I know eighteen ways to beg a mercy to parents
king djack I remember it by heart- •Sub: do not be ruled by your passions •Robin: meaning what exactly •Sub: they will burn you as Hanzo Hasashi's did him
Grid: Do not inhibit my evolution... Damien: I am the future! And you can’t fight that! Grid: You have no future, Damien Wayne!!! For a guy that doesn’t know how to feel, he can roast!!!
Captain America: 'Batman was right to disown you.' Robin: 'Don't defend my father to me!' Captain America: 'Definitely Ra's Al Ghul's grandson.' Captain Marvel: 'Immature tantrum tosser.' Robin: 'Seriously, I'm about to wreck you.' Captain Marvel: 'You know who else throws fits? Babies!' Black Widow: 'Give yourself up, Damian!' Robin: 'I've got no regrets.' Black Widow: 'Batman regrets being your dad!' Punisher: 'Admit that your father is right!' Robin: 'This isn't therapy, it's a beatdown!' Punisher: 'What little bastard you are! Spider-Man: 'You really need to relax.' Robin: 'Seriously, I'm about to wreck you.' Spider-Man: 'Like you broke the familial bond?'
@WWEMotors Thor: 'Stay down, young mortal, and make peace with thy father' Robin: 'Seriously, I'm gonna wreck you!' / 'Don't defend my father to me!' Thor: 'Here i thought that Loki and i had bad relationship with thy father.'
Tony: seriously kid,you need to drop the tough guy act it isnt fooling anyone Damian: who are you,my dad? Tony: oh come on,who would want a son like you?
So I'm guessing Captain Cold's insults were too hot to be included? "most kids only have one dad to disappoint" "you got one messed up family kid" or Harley's "geez, teenage angst much" Or Cyborg calling the little brat "Dwayne"
Here's a take with Wolverine: Wolverine: "if it isn't Batman Jr" Damian: "do NOT ever call me that again!" Wolverine: "yeesh, people thought *I* had a short temper"
Pretty much every character in Injustice despises Damian lol He got roasted real bad hahahahaha Say...where's Darkseid's dialogue? His was the best one. Darkseid:"You will make a fine slave." Robin:"I don't play sidekick." Darkseid:"How about dutiful minion?" damn.....
Future Soccer Goat _19 please explain to me why you like him. I won't deny he is skilled af but I could go on for hours about the things wrong with him as a human being
Darkseid: "Join me and serve a true God." Damien: "I don't play sidekick or victim." Darkseid: "How about dutiful minion?" Darkseid roasting is God-tier.
Batman: I don't have time for this, Damian! Robin: A good father would _make_ time. Batman: A better son would *deserve* it. Somebody get Robin some tissues. He may need them.
1st place - Batman: A better son would deserve it. 2nd place - Catwoman: That's why you don't have a girlfriend. 3rd place - Aquaman: You give no voice to moderation. My personal favorite... Black Manta: I am not looking for an apprentice. Robin: Get this straight -- I am better than you. Black Manta: Go back to the kiddie pool.
"A better son would deserve it... Damian are you crying?"
Mr. Muzzle the regime just sued Batman for child abuse
Mr. Muzzle *sobbing voice* "I'm not crying, this is just a ninja trick to fool your enemies!"
AHappyBlackGuy Damian Wayne used FAKE TEARS! 😆😆😆
@@Saiol1000TheCrossover damain waynetryng to fake not crying: IMKLOKJBVBHIJHBVBHUJB BNBBHHGFDFGHGTF
Look at little batman jr, gonna cry?
No woman can surpass her.
That's why you don't have a girlfriend.
MA BOI YOU JUST GOT ROASTED!
I think there's A LOT of reasons why he doesn't have a girlfriend
MrMisterman1 not really, I'm pretty that if he tries hard enough he can nail nearly any chick he wants, cause whether we like it or not he's a mini batman and you'll know batman got mad game
Maybe he have a boyfriend and he just doesn't want to tell
Oedipus much?
Catwoman is wrong
Bruce: I don't have time for this, Damien.
Damien: A good father would make time.
Bruce: A better son would deserve it.
*Damien proceeds to cry in a corner*
This is why Dick is the BETTER son.
Lol. Not like his dad was even there to raise him
Starfire: Batman was right dissolving you!
Robin: I got no regrets!
Starfire: Not even Dick's murder?!
Robin: You're burning the wrong bridges.
Starfire: I want none with Dick Grayson's killer!
Robin: It was an accident!
@Lucas Hackett *WAS* cough *thanks to Damianturd*
@Brofist For life Jason was never that bad, it was all just retcons
I got one
Jason: Bruce deserves better
Robin: Who are you to tell me?!
Jason: One of his sons who didn't die by your hand
BOOM!!!!!!
damain cries in corner
batmanpunches red hood*
Nailed it
Red Hood: “You killed Grayson.”
Robin: “It was an accident!”
Red Hood: “So were you.”
And not a "happy" one
"You have no future, Damian Wayne."
Damn...
Legend Mr Sinful bruh grid is Savage
pretty much means the waynes are fucked..
That's cruel. :)
He probably going to die sometime later.
I'm you're 200th like.
Injustice 2: Everyone *HATES* Damian.
JCBro2014 just like real life
It's so true tho. Damian and Bruce have a better relationship in the comics and Damian actually learns from Batman's no kill rule.
JCBro2014 Not me
With a good reason. Even Grid doesn't like him
Yeah, Instead of Wonder Woman.
By all Means her, Adam, and Superman are All FAR Worse Characters than Damian is.
In this Game atleast
"I don't have time for this Damian"
"A good father would make time"
"A better son would deserve it"
Batman= no fucks given
Blank
Ivy: want a kiss?
Robin: no thanks
Ivy: want your first to be special huh?
You forgot the clash of Deadshot and Robin.
"Who put a hit on me?"
"Anyone you knew."
BOTCH _CARA one of my favorites lol
2:48 wow
That was the best one
*cries in corner
- Who put a hit on me?
- Everyone that ever met you.
GA: "You're sure this is your smartest play?".
Damian: "I have no regrets"
GA: "That's OK. Stupidity should be painful"
Dam. Ollie didn't even need a trick arrow to burn Damian
damain: passes out
'Know your roll Junior.'
Time you showed me some respect.
'Ok, then MR. Junior.'
That one got a good chuckle out of me
There is one dialogue for WonderWoman to Batman
WW: Damien despises you
Bm: You can have him
Kanibelazy 05 I think you just stopped my heart with that one. please tell me it's real
Kanibelazy 05 did he actually say thag😂😂
Batman Tas Batman did - and it was glorious.
@@LexingtonDeville984 hell yeah!!!!
The Webslinger it’s in a Clash
You forgot one.
Blue Beetle: You seriously need to lighten up dude.
Robin: Seriously? I'm about to wreck you.
Blue Beetle: There it is! Anger issues!
And the other one.
Starfire: Batman was right dissolving you.
Robin: I got no regrets.
Starfire: Not even Dick's murder?
In Justice league vs teen Titans Robin pissed off the scarab so much It tried to kill him
@@johnsantos507
Robin: You're burning the wrong bridges
Starfire: I want none with Dick Grayson's killer!
Robin: It was an accident!
Bro... cat woman ROASTED this child's soul...
He's going to need a lazurus pit to get rid of that burn
Nah she just speaks shit
She really hate Damian's guts at this one. Any attack against Bruce was personal to her
@@harbingerd.8457 Damian: “You just hate me because my father still loves my mother!”
Dude your mom Talia is dead. Bruce stopped loving her and loved Catwoman the most.
Where's the 'Most kids only have one dad to disappoint' line?
jimmyoakmeister it's too brutal for this video dude
Nick Glover And the shit that Batman said to his son isn't? lol
@@NallCalmer not really.
"Must've been a tiny bow." Is still one of my favorites.
Cyborg: After this you wanna get pizza?
Damian: Loser buys
Cyborg: so it's on batman?
DAAAMMMNNNN!!!!!!
Matthew Elam
I guess because Damian doesn't have anything by his own, his daddy bought everything for him and so... Like mocking him for being so dependent of batman or like a little spoiled rich kid or something... I guess :A
Its not that complex. It just implies Batman is a loser because his son is Damian
@@ZooMzyZu it means cyborg will win and robin will use batman's money
Add these burns from these DLC characters:
Black Manta: *You're just a defenseless boy.*
Robin: *Time you show me some respect!*
Black Manta: *Take your own advice, kid.*
Black Manta: *I am not looking for an apprentice.*
Robin: *Get this straight: I am better than you.*
Black Manta: *Go back to the kiddie pool.*
Power Girl: *Heard your mom was a hellcat.*
Robin: *No woman can surpass her.*
Power Girl: *We haven't been properly acquainted.*
Power Girl: *So you're gonna take on Power Girl.*
Robin: *I've got no regrets.*
Power Girl: *Maybe beating you can change that.*
Atom: *I fought mice bigger than you.*
Robin: *Get this straight: I'm better than you.*
Atom: *But not smaller and smarter.*
Atom: *I hear we're both overachievers*
Robin: *I'm always prepared.*
Atom: *It won't help once I go subatomic.*
Atom: *I hear we're both overachievers.*
Robin: *Your weaknesses are plainly evident.*
Atom: *As are your character flaws.*
Starfire: *Batman was right, disowning you.*
Robin: *I've got no regrets.*
Starfire: *Not even Dick's murder?*
Red Hood: *Promised Bruce I'd go easy on you.*
Robin: *Seriously, I'm about to wreck you.*
Red Hood: *Hell no! You're dead meat.*
Hellboy: *You're why I woke up today?*
Robin: *Does anyone find you funny?*
Hellboy: *I hope this hurts.*
Hellboy: *This is goddamn pointless.*
Robin: *Get this straight: I'm better than you.*
Hellboy: _(sighs)_ *Whatta load of crap.*
Vixen: *You could learn from Anansi's teachings.*
Robin: *Get this straight: I'm better than you.*
Vixen: *Not in any way that matters, Damian.*
Raiden: *You bring Batman nothing but sorrow.*
Robin: *You say that like it's a bad thing.*
Raiden: *It burns his already troubled soul.*
Jay Garrick: *Think it's time to rethink your life choices.*
Robin: *I'm doing what needs to be done.*
Jay Garrick: *Without limits, we become villains.*
Plus
*You forgot these Cyborg's burns:*
Cyborg: *The Bat-punk...*
Robin: *Superman's bootlicker...*
Cyborg: *That line forms behind you.*
Cyborg: *Wassup, D'wayne.*
Robin: *My name is not Dwayne!*
Cyborg: *Heh. It is now.*
Cyborg: *You wanna go, Baby-bat?*
Robin: *Ready and waiting, Scrapheap.*
Cyborg: *Say that when you're face down.*
damain gets hurt alot and crys on the ground for those
batman: sighs* wheres the nearest hosptial
batmanpicks him up*
@@Harney82 */Batman SLAPS Damian**
Robin: You're burning the wrong bridges.
Starfire: I want none with Dick Grayson's killer!
Robin: It was an accident!
Catwoman and Black Canary totally roasted Damianturd as angsty overgrown mama's cry-baby with daddy issues. Hal Jordan burned him with sidekick (Batmans -> Supermans) comment. Well done
Aleksandar Vil especially catwoman😂
Aleksandar Vil I prefer bane calling him a puppet.
So did batmab
@@Sonic_superstars1 Batman*
Ghost Rider: Damian Wayne! Your sins are innumerable!
Damian: I’ve got no regrets!
Ghost Rider: You will when I’m done with you!
Spider-Man: Killing criminals isn’t the right thing to do!
Damian: I’m doing what needs to be done!
Spider-Man: You’re just as bad as the criminals you kill!
Wolverine: So your the Bat’s son.
Damian: NEVER call me that!
Wolverine: And people say I’m bad tempered.
This sounds like something from a Marvel vs. DC game similar to the Marvel vs. Capcom series and I'm all for it
@@skwrboi I can envision Spider-Man saying the exact same thing to Red Hood.
You can almost smell the well-done meat on the grill.
Robin deserves it
D Ude
Ivy: want a kiss?
Robin: no thanks
Ivy: want your first to be special huh?
Robin: You're burning the wrong bridges.
Starfire: I want none with Dick Grayson's killer!
Robin: It was an accident!
Captain Cold:Playing the Hero Damian?...
Robin:I'm not playing at anything.
Captain Cold:...Most Sons only have 1 dad to disappoint...
Robin:... *tips fedora in defeat*
@supreme.dreams55☁️
Superman is the other father figure in this universe that Cold was referring to.
*damain cries
batman: GIMME THAT COLD GUN
1:33, daaaaaaaaaaannnng! Damian you got burned son!
"You have no future"
UR ROASTED BISH😂
Even Grid doesn't like Damian
"loser buys"
"you mean it's on batman?"
hot diggity DAMN CYBORG
Bane: The League, the Bat, then Superman.
Robin: What's your point, Bane?
Bane: Damien Wayne is a puppet.
Why is no one talking about this!? It's easily one of the best roasts.
damain: IM DONE WITH THESE *kills himself
batman: really bane
An idea if Beast Boy was in this
Beast Boy: this is for Nightwing!
Damien: I didn't mean to kill him!
Beast Boy: And I thought you were the accident!
damian gets hurts he twigs
batman: oh ur in trouble
Tbh this version of Damian deserves it lol
All the hate, yes Damian deserves it. After what he did to Nightwing, he doesn’t deserve the mantle of Nightwing or Robin.
damn, catwoman has some serious beef with damian
and to think that they were Mother and Son in the brave and the bold series for that one episode.
faustrocket565 yeah because Bruce actually married and had a baby with salenna you know with out the rape. Damien was likable in brave and the bold cause Catwoman and Batman raised him together and wasn't raised as some edgy rage quiter with a blood lust by a chick whom trains Deadly ninjas and the daughter of a man over 200years old and a Beyond evil old dude with cat whiskers and a pool fool of ooz that makes you 18 again.
@@IllMatic97 single mother household
@@IllMatic97 "Pool full of Ooz that makes you 18 Again."
Me: *Jason Todd Flashbacks Intensify*
Skeptical Biscuit Yeah - because Damian’s mother basically drugged and raped Batman to conceive Damian. Not rocket science.
Heres the Difference Between Damian and Jason:
Damian wants peoples approval but also wants to not change his Ways, Making Him Arrogant.
Jason simply Doesnt give a shit about what others think of him and is cooler.
*RED HOOD:* I'm not out to kill _every_ criminal!
*ROBIN:* I'm doing what needs to be done.
*RED HOOD:* That's what you _all_ say!
Wonder Woman: Damian despises you.
Batman: *You can have him*
I think people really hate Damian because their jelly of his epic back flips
DarkSeekerCosplay, yeah. Damian is so fucking cool. JUST LOOK AT THOSE FLIPS.
Red Hood does better
"A better son would deserve it."
*Damian immediately loses all HP and falls to the ground crying*
Batman just disowned him
“You have no future damien”
If its coming from grid then it has to be true
As a Robin main this is hilarious 😂
Robin is my main too and Damian is my favorite character among the DC Comics. I found this so funny too 😂
I really like Damian's and Cyborg's dialogues. It shows that the Regime is still human.
And my favourite roast is Supergirl's. It savagely sums up Damian Wayne's character perfectly.
Sub-Zero : do not be ruled by your Passions .
Robin : for meaning what exactly .
Sub-Zero : they will burn you as Hanzo Hasashi did him .
*theme song plays*
Everybody Haaaaatttesss Damiaaannnnn
Sonya Blade: If it was the delinquent son of Batman
Robin: I don't listen to a moron
Sonya Blade: You just pick a wrong fight
Jax: Return to your dad and beg mercy
Robin: I better beat him down
Jax: Know your place, mr. Sidekick
Jacqui: Ungrateful yet Degenerate Son of Batman
Robin: I know eighteen ways to beat you
Jacqui: And I know eighteen ways to beg a mercy to parents
I was waiting for this video for a long time
2:50 I waited a long time for this intro
Guys black canary is hot af😅😅😅
Hizikko 7 she's a fucking video game character you weeaboo
My name doesn't matter That'd better be sarcasm...
The Spider-Man and Batman FanBoy 1995 Are y'all really fighting over some petty shit like this
The Spider-Man and Batman FanBoy 1995 You Think You'd Need More Capital Letters Douchebag?
This comment section is pure cancee
Robin: you're burning the wrong bridges.
GL: Kinda like you with your dad?
Green Lantern had the best "spoken like a true sidekick" LMAO
Sub-Zero had a good 1 also.
king djack I remember it by heart-
•Sub: do not be ruled by your passions
•Robin: meaning what exactly
•Sub: they will burn you as Hanzo Hasashi's did him
@@irhayn2392 dayum
-ungrateful brat
-annoying snot
-that's why you don't have girlfriend
Thank you Catwoman
Wonder woman: "be still child, and listen!"
I guess thats the amazonian way of saying "listen here you little shit."
Where is
Captain Cold: Playing the hero damien?
Damien/Robin: Im not playing at anything
Captain Cold: Most kids have only one dad to dissapoint
That was my favorite
Grid: Do not inhibit my evolution...
Damien: I am the future! And you can’t fight that!
Grid: You have no future, Damien Wayne!!!
For a guy that doesn’t know how to feel, he can roast!!!
Captain America: 'Batman was right to disown you.'
Robin: 'Don't defend my father to me!'
Captain America: 'Definitely Ra's Al Ghul's grandson.'
Captain Marvel: 'Immature tantrum tosser.'
Robin: 'Seriously, I'm about to wreck you.'
Captain Marvel: 'You know who else throws fits? Babies!'
Black Widow: 'Give yourself up, Damian!'
Robin: 'I've got no regrets.'
Black Widow: 'Batman regrets being your dad!'
Punisher: 'Admit that your father is right!'
Robin: 'This isn't therapy, it's a beatdown!'
Punisher: 'What little bastard you are!
Spider-Man: 'You really need to relax.'
Robin: 'Seriously, I'm about to wreck you.'
Spider-Man: 'Like you broke the familial bond?'
@WWEMotors
Thor: 'Stay down, young mortal, and make peace with thy father'
Robin: 'Seriously, I'm gonna wreck you!' / 'Don't defend my father to me!'
Thor: 'Here i thought that Loki and i had bad relationship with thy father.'
Bruce Banner: 'Just Chill Out, Will Ya??'
Robin: 'This isn't therapy, It's a beatdown!'
Hulk: *'HULK SMASH PUNY BRAT!!!'*
Tony: seriously kid,you need to drop the tough guy act it isnt fooling anyone
Damian: who are you,my dad?
Tony: oh come on,who would want a son like you?
Green Arrow trolled Damian he had tiny bow. XD :P
*Young, Dumb, and Ready to die.*
I fucking love that line.
Cyborg: sup Dwayne
Robin: my name’s not Dwayne
Cyborg: it is now😂😂😂😂
cyborg: well this is gonna be anawkward call to batman
Damien reminds me of myself. An asshole.
So I'm guessing Captain Cold's insults were too hot to be included?
"most kids only have one dad to disappoint"
"you got one messed up family kid"
or Harley's "geez, teenage angst much"
Or Cyborg calling the little brat "Dwayne"
he really just said "where yo mom at"
Me: Let's make this quick.
Robin: And you think I'm overconfident?
Me: Just don't want to listen to your bullshit.
this was almost unfair... damian can't out do ANYONE in savagery.
That one green lantern sounded like tank from cod zombies
Damien: “Get this straight: I’m better than you!”
Black Manta: “Go back to the kiddie pool!”
Damian:"Im not a sidekick"
Green Lantern:"Batman called,he wants his sword back"
Here's a take with Wolverine:
Wolverine: "if it isn't Batman Jr"
Damian: "do NOT ever call me that again!"
Wolverine: "yeesh, people thought *I* had a short temper"
Keep in mind, it's only in the "Injustice" storyline where Damien reached THIS high of the douche meter. In DC canon, he's actually a great robin
But still, Damien has this roast coming from a mile off
1:57 Damn, Cat-Woman. You filed those claws extra sharp today?
Cyborg: What's up?, Dwayne
Damien: My name's not Dwayne!
Cyborg: It is now.
Wow. So... NO love for Ninja Robin? He was trained by heartless assassins, you know.
Hectotane That's the point. What's the point of giving someone love if they were trained to be basically heartless?
My name doesn't matter the way nightwing lets me hold no actual anger towards Damien
Nope, there's definitely some love. Like over here... in this small and empty corner... with me in it.
My name doesn't matter He's more grateful than Dick. He always bitched about Batman as if he didn't save his life and gave him a purpose.
at least he _had_ a family
1:11 That was so cold Oliver should be called Sub-Zero!
Damian: Time you show me some respect
Everyone: You say that like is a bad thing.
"Im nobodies sidekick"
"Ok hero, lets play save the world"
You can tell cat woman loves Batman just through her dialogue.
“The Green Will Humble You”
You forgot Captain Cold "Most kids have only one dad to disappoint."
Pretty much every character in Injustice despises Damian lol He got roasted real bad hahahahaha
Say...where's Darkseid's dialogue? His was the best one.
Darkseid:"You will make a fine slave."
Robin:"I don't play sidekick."
Darkseid:"How about dutiful minion?" damn.....
We all the know the hardest words Damian ever heard from anyone was from the first Injustice game “Your dead to me” by his own father
damain gone cuckoo for 3 months*
batman: i am such an idiot
Green Lantern, "I'd rather deal with your boss, kid"
Bitch boy, "I'm nobodies sidekick Jordan"
Badass, "Spoken like a true sidekick"
Damian actually gets roasted
Even if I laugh at this I still love damian wayne
Future Soccer Goat _19 Grayson was better
Suffisticated Link hey that's you opinion I like damian and I think he's better than Grayson remember just an opinion
Future Soccer Goat _19 Damian is ok to me but I just like Grayson better
Suffisticated Link agreed
Future Soccer Goat _19 please explain to me why you like him. I won't deny he is skilled af but I could go on for hours about the things wrong with him as a human being
Darkseid: "Join me and serve a true God."
Damien: "I don't play sidekick or victim."
Darkseid: "How about dutiful minion?"
Darkseid roasting is God-tier.
I expect nothing less from Darkseid.
I actually don't hate Damien Wayne, but these roasts are REALLY good!
Batman: I don't have time for this, Damian!
Robin: A good father would _make_ time.
Batman: A better son would *deserve* it.
Somebody get Robin some tissues. He may need them.
1st place - Batman: A better son would deserve it.
2nd place - Catwoman: That's why you don't have a girlfriend.
3rd place - Aquaman: You give no voice to moderation.
My personal favorite...
Black Manta: I am not looking for an apprentice.
Robin: Get this straight -- I am better than you.
Black Manta: Go back to the kiddie pool.
Cyborg's the best.
A parent can never really roast his/her child without partly roasting himself/herself.
2:09 to 2:16 - Want some ice for that burn, Damian?
yes please :(
Me: You know, no one likes a big ego
Robin: Get this straight, I'm better than you
Me: No one will mourn your death, arrogant child
batman: IM RIGHT HEERE
Everybody wants to roast Robin. SMH
Injustice!Damian Wayne = Jake Paul
He wants to honor Dick Grayson yet he joins the regime.
yea he pretty much disgraces dick's legacy as nightwing
ALL OF THEM HATE DAMIAN😂😂😂 I really wanted to see the one of Ivy's "BoyWonder" that was a good one too lol
The developers definitely had fun
"Spoken like a true sidekick" BURN!!!!!
Catwoman: "Annoying little snot."
Robin: "You just hate her 'cause Batman still loves my mother."
catwoman: "or you say things like that"
This is the best
solomon kane superman and I disagree
DrawinandSh1t wow este guey ^😂
this is odly satifying watching damian get roested
you should update these with the dlc characters. these roast videos are godlike. keep it up and thanks for the entertainment
My mans god roasted by a computer
Roasting Damian is so easy - and satisfying.
One I made up myself
Green Lantern: Step Aside kid......
Robin: I don’t take orders from Batman’s goons
Green Lantern: Tell that to Dick Grayson
If Damian Wayne was killed off completely, DC will be a better place to live.
And you forgot one
Captain cold: playing the hero Damian?
Robin: I'm not playing at anything
Captain cold: Most kids only have one dad to Disappoint!