David Anyamele yeah but given the gravity of some random with a gun and stragical genius cyborg merc id say a kid and two adults could overtake some random as mugger better than a ninja kid could kill deathstroke
I like how nobody is mentioning how real scarecrows roast was. "Nobody is afraid of Bruce Wayne" though we all know it has affected the batman name it's something that batman truly fears. He scared the villains in Gotham into submission and puts them behind bars but when you give a name and identity behind the mask the fear factor sharply decreases. I wish they could have explored that fear more because scarecrow is right. I know it's a lot of work but it would have been such a nice touch in the game.
TheL0Lmaster (BATMAN ARKHAM KNIGHT SPOILER WARNING) Arkham Knight did something similar when scarecrow unmasked Batman. It was one of the few things I liked about the game.
ive got one I just made up: me: "Why have you never killed that damned clown?" bats: "That`s a line I cant cross" me : "Guess orphanages don't fill themselves"
@@seanbotti5385 Oh good god, don't do that. The Regime started out good, it only turned bad later. Red Hood kills and he isn't a monster. Hell, what do you say to every cop who kills an evil man? What do you say to soldiers when they shoot enemy soldiers? Killing is morally complex, it's not a simple matter of totally right or totally wrong.
1st place - Darkseid: Plans are of no use to a dead man. 2nd place - Superman: Your son would disagree. 3rd place - Wonder Woman: You don't have any friends left, Bruce.
Spawn: 'Why haven't you killed that damn clown!?' Batman: 'That's a line I can't cross.' Spawn: 'Guess orphanages don't fill themselves!' Nightmare: 'Your feebleness is staggering.' Batman: 'I'm the hero Gotham needs.' Nightmare: 'Your "heroism" endangers Gothamites ever further!' John Wick: 'I'm 10 times the guardian you are trying to be.' Batman: 'You're no better than the rogues.' John Wick: 'You stigmatize your own purpose.' Noob Saibot: 'You are a flawed animal.' Batman: 'How so, phantom?' Noob Saibot: 'Your arrogance will come back to haunt you.' Rick Flag: 'Even the Squad knows you're a stone cold sadist.' Batman: 'I call it 'vigilance'.' Rick Flag: 'Your parents must be so impressed.'
Wayne McGhee batman disowns Damian after dick dies though so I don't he cares what Damian thinks. That is one I don't necessarily count as a roast. However, scarecrow does roast him pretty badly.
who do you guys liked to be roasted the most? mine are robin and superman, I feel sad when it's Harley and batman, and some mix feelings with Wonder Woman being roasted
@Silver Chariot Oh, then I must have imagine Batman locking himself in the batcave in the aftermath of Metropolis' destruction, instead of, you know, comfort him just like Alfred did when his parents were killed. Heck! No one was a good friend! No one had the nervous to come and see him. The only one who did was Superboy, and all he did was condemn him and how he (Superboy) was now ashamed for wield the S symbol.
I loved the dialogue between Batman and cheetah, Cheetah: the bat who loves to fight women Batman: it’s the other way around Cheetah: we can’t all be wrong. Even though that was good dialogue how was she roasting Bruce?
Magneto: 'Step aside, Batman!' Batman: 'You will abandon your agenda!' Magneto: 'Like you abandoned your own son!?' Dr. Doom: 'A bat who's never loved.' Batman: 'Don't, Victor!' Dr. Doom: 'It really sucks to be 'Bruce Wayne'! Spider-Man: 'A paranoid gargoyle.' Batman: 'I'm the hero Gothan needs.' Spider-Man: 'Then Jameson should buy your DVD collection.' Moon Knight: 'I am the true Dark Knight!' Batman: 'You're from the wrong city.' Moon Knight: 'Like your upbringing and parenting was!' Iron Man: 'You seem to have some emotions.' Batman: 'Share them, Tony.' Iron Man: '2 words, greed and cowardice!'
Nibros: The worst villian I've seen so far... Batman: How am I the villian? Nibros: You never actually stopped the Joker. Nibros: I hate you, Bruce Wayne. Batman: Your actions make you a criminal. Nibros: And yours make you a coward! Fillium: How can people cope with you? Batman: Because they need my protection. Fillium: Your protect... YOU DIDN'T EVEN KILL THE JOKER!!! Fillium: I love what you do Batman. Batman: Why is that, fiend? Fillium: Only idle heroes are "good" heroes. SynthetMedic: I think you misunderstand the concept of "hero". Batman: It's the other way around. SynthetMedic: I have facts to back that up. SynthetMedic: You are the worst example of a hero. Batman: I'm the hero Gotham needs. SynthetMedic: You are the hero that plagues it. I will set it free.
Cyborg, Dr. Fate and Joker have it right....Bats was terrible at helping Supes through his grief, instead upset that Superman killed a mass murderer, and constantly upsetting superman whenever superman needed him Dr. Fate pointed out that Batman fails to save so many lives...and Joker pointed out that by letting joker live so many times, Bats has let so many innocents die by refusing to let mass murderers die or kill them. I.E. Metropolis itself.
Eren Denburg Niederhoffer Okay. So what did killing Joker accomplish then, hmm? Did it bring peace and tranquility? Nope. Everything went to hell as soon as Superman became a dictator. Now he kills people without a second thought. Explain to me how that's "justice". To earn your respect from fear instead of Truth.
As much as I love batman I’ve got one for a few characters outside this universe. Also some of the phrases I use are not in the game Me: I respect your ability of restraint. Batman: then why can’t you do the same? Me: because some lives need to be taken for the good of others. Boba fett: there’s a hefty price on your head, Batman. Batman: yet another wannabe bat killer. Boba fett: I’ve fought and killed far worse than you. Ozai: death is the ultimate punishment. Batman: killing is never the answer. Ozai: then you are unfit to lead. Gunmar: you think you’re so scary? Batman: what do you think? Gunmar: that you’d be scarier if you killed your enemies. Hawk moth: I can give you the powers of a real bat. Batman: I don’t need superpowers, Gabriel. Hawk moth: you’d be scarier if you did.
Me: How could you let Joker to keep up with his crimes, with Metropolis as prime result/Swans Song of his crimes and maddening nihilysm??!?! Batman: There's the line i can't cross. Me: *_Tell that to the parentless kids in orphanages and dead victims in morques and graveyards!_*
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"You failed your mommy and daddy" Well Scarecrow, what exactly was little 8 year old Bruce Wayne supposed to do against an armed thug
R520 J R Damien would've kicked his ass
Yeah but damien also had training from an international assassin clan that has existed for more than 300 years
Harou Mensah yeah but batman had two adults with him whom if I recall correctly were also secretly superheroes
Butt Kingsley in what continuity were they secret superheroes.
RemixerUltimate the one where they lived
Red Hood: "Step aside, old man!"
Batman: "I'm the hero Gotham needs!"
Red Hood: "Then I'm the one it deserves!"
Loved that "Dark Knight" reference.
Batman is The one who said that he is The hero gotham needs,red hood say that he is The one who deserves
I fixed it.
You do realized that I just fixed that problem, right?!
I've already corrected that error, thank you.
Red Hood is Cooler
'You failed your mommy and daddy'
Scarecrow has no chill
He was 8..
Sub Zero/Kuai Liang didn't Damien murder death stroke at like 12?
Butt Kingsley he had training bro
David Anyamele yeah but given the gravity of some random with a gun and stragical genius cyborg merc id say a kid and two adults could overtake some random as mugger better than a ninja kid could kill deathstroke
Butt Kingsley yeah well thomas did not wanna do shit unfortunately
"You don't have any friends left, Bruce."
"Because you KILLED them all!"
Batman still has some friends
I like how nobody is mentioning how real scarecrows roast was.
"Nobody is afraid of Bruce Wayne" though we all know it has affected the batman name it's something that batman truly fears. He scared the villains in Gotham into submission and puts them behind bars but when you give a name and identity behind the mask the fear factor sharply decreases. I wish they could have explored that fear more because scarecrow is right. I know it's a lot of work but it would have been such a nice touch in the game.
TheL0Lmaster (BATMAN ARKHAM KNIGHT SPOILER WARNING)
Arkham Knight did something similar when scarecrow unmasked Batman. It was one of the few things I liked about the game.
JustinCage it would be correct if that man hasn't beat the friggin Superman's regime!
TheL0Lmaster Since I'm a scarecrow main, the roast he did just made my day for some reason..
"That future is beyond you" Batman Beyond?
Batman: You are not an oracle Fate.
Yep Batman beyond
"Your son would disagree"
"Superman and I disagree"
Batman disowned Damian Wayne
ive got one I just made up:
me: "Why have you never killed that damned clown?"
bats: "That`s a line I cant cross"
me : "Guess orphanages don't fill themselves"
That should be a in-game line with him and Red Hood.
Behind you Stand up ovatsion. Bravo!
Superman killed the Joker and now turned into a monster
@@seanbotti5385 Oh good god, don't do that. The Regime started out good, it only turned bad later. Red Hood kills and he isn't a monster. Hell, what do you say to every cop who kills an evil man? What do you say to soldiers when they shoot enemy soldiers? Killing is morally complex, it's not a simple matter of totally right or totally wrong.
Well Superman and The Regime kill anyone who oppose him (including the innocent people)
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too
Viggó gamer boi oof trolled
Cyborg: Where were you when Superman needed you?
Batman: Where were you when he put the Titans in the Phantom Zone?
Cyborg: your gonna regret saying that
DAYMN! 😎
1st place - Darkseid: Plans are of no use to a dead man.
2nd place - Superman: Your son would disagree.
3rd place - Wonder Woman: You don't have any friends left, Bruce.
1st place - I'm not dead yet.
2nd place - I have no son.
3rd place - Neither do you.
Wait! Dr. Fate made a Batman beyond reference!
😀
I caught that too!
He also pointed out that Batman fails just as much as he succeeds at keeping people safe.
Sorry Bruce 😏
No, let him get roasted.
SMGxPrincess he's my favorite but some are defending him a bit
DarkKlasher_k1ng Which is kinda petty how butthurt fanboys get
Dimension Zone fr tho
SMGxPrincess im thinking about forgiving you
I knew Scarecrow would win when I saw who was being roasted.
what about joker's "you let me live, and look what happened"
As messed up as it is, Joker had a point there. Batman let him live and the joker killed millions of people.
I like to see Batman fight Scarecrow in Injustice 3 in Story mode, that way after Batman wins, He gives Scarecrow a taste of his own medicine
Knight Raiden It was Joker's decision to kill Innocent People.
"Humans barely think at all" you ain't lying
Artist of Procedure true
Sad but true. 😔
Scarecrow can roast every character in this game
Except for Hellboy
I think Cold had the best diss.
The only way Batman can withstand these roasts is from the protective swarm of his fellow bats.
Spawn: 'Why haven't you killed that damn clown!?'
Batman: 'That's a line I can't cross.'
Spawn: 'Guess orphanages don't fill themselves!'
Nightmare: 'Your feebleness is staggering.'
Batman: 'I'm the hero Gotham needs.'
Nightmare: 'Your "heroism" endangers Gothamites ever further!'
John Wick: 'I'm 10 times the guardian you are trying to be.'
Batman: 'You're no better than the rogues.'
John Wick: 'You stigmatize your own purpose.'
Noob Saibot: 'You are a flawed animal.'
Batman: 'How so, phantom?'
Noob Saibot: 'Your arrogance will come back to haunt you.'
Rick Flag: 'Even the Squad knows you're a stone cold sadist.'
Batman: 'I call it 'vigilance'.'
Rick Flag: 'Your parents must be so impressed.'
Wonder Woman: I've told Kara the truth.
Batman: Everything you told her was a lie.
"I'm the hero Gotham needs."
"Then I'm the one it deserves."
Dark Knight reference.
"You're Son would Diagree."
DAMN SUPES!
(Batman is better though)
Batman: I have no son.
Bruce didn't really get roasted. but scarecrow roasts everybody. Superman's was too real though
most of these weren't even a roast to begin with
Wayne McGhee Doctor Fate, Cyborg and the Joker roasted him.
Wayne McGhee batman disowns Damian after dick dies though so I don't he cares what Damian thinks. That is one I don't necessarily count as a roast. However, scarecrow does roast him pretty badly.
Wayne McGhee Yes he did lol dont sit there and think he didn't 😂
Dimension Zone not really depends on what you think applies as a "roast"
"Plans are of no use to a dead man."
DAAAAAMMMMN!
who do you guys liked to be roasted the most? mine are robin and superman, I feel sad when it's Harley and batman, and some mix feelings with Wonder Woman being roasted
I loved the Wonder Woman roast because that bitch deserved it in the Injustice universe.
#NotMyWonderWoman.
Sub Scorpion#9- We don't discriminate here. Everybody gets a top seat at the table
what do you mean?
Sub Scorpion#9 Batman. That self-righteous prick deserves it.
Yup, fuck Batman
Me: You could have avoided all of this
Batman: By being a killer?
Me: No. By being a good friend.
Lucas Brandão by killing other good friends and being a dictator
Oh yeah lets not forget superman send the teen titans into the phantom zone
I'm not saying Superman is innocent, but neither is Batman.
Batman was a good friend until Superman turned into a monster
@Silver Chariot Oh, then I must have imagine Batman locking himself in the batcave in the aftermath of Metropolis' destruction, instead of, you know, comfort him just like Alfred did when his parents were killed.
Heck! No one was a good friend! No one had the nervous to come and see him. The only one who did was Superboy, and all he did was condemn him and how he (Superboy) was now ashamed for wield the S symbol.
@@TheApodemon
Me : Just if you didnt you use the bat toilet
Batman : all of this would be over?
Me : exactly
Scarecrow back again with his roasts
Yes cheetah, yes you can. As a matter of fact, that's pretty much the norm.
1:01 that sounded like a batman beyond reference.
I loved the dialogue between Batman and cheetah,
Cheetah: the bat who loves to fight women
Batman: it’s the other way around
Cheetah: we can’t all be wrong.
Even though that was good dialogue how was she roasting Bruce?
Because she can’t come up with any insults
Damn, you got the Billionaire's Cowl? I'm jelly :(
High Ground I also have it,its easy to get it
TK 550 how? I just have the billionaire legs
fee lo Green Just have a level 20 batman and Open a lot of mother boxes
Not Kira The God Of The New World Is Jealous? Now That A Surprise!
Punisher: Out of my way, vigilante
Batman: I’m the hero Gotham needs
Punisher: Then you should have finished the job
Wonder woman:You don't have any friends left Bruce!
He doesn't need any, he beat villians on his own before
Real shit Batman would destroy most of them in battle, given enough preparation time.
Batman can adapt during a fight too so.
*that future is beyond you*
Batman Beyond reference???
Batman: "I am the future."
Magneto: 'Step aside, Batman!'
Batman: 'You will abandon your agenda!'
Magneto: 'Like you abandoned your own son!?'
Dr. Doom: 'A bat who's never loved.'
Batman: 'Don't, Victor!'
Dr. Doom: 'It really sucks to be 'Bruce Wayne'!
Spider-Man: 'A paranoid gargoyle.'
Batman: 'I'm the hero Gothan needs.'
Spider-Man: 'Then Jameson should buy your DVD collection.'
Moon Knight: 'I am the true Dark Knight!'
Batman: 'You're from the wrong city.'
Moon Knight: 'Like your upbringing and parenting was!'
Iron Man: 'You seem to have some emotions.'
Batman: 'Share them, Tony.'
Iron Man: '2 words, greed and cowardice!'
Tough talk doesn’t win fights
Me: yo bats why so serious?
Batman: i not here for jokes.
Me: the only thing thats funny is Harley making a movie with you
*I M B A T M A N !*
Damn you know you gonna lose when scarecrow's your opponent.
I love these Injustice 2 roasting videos keep up the awesome work princess. ❤️😁
Cold destroyed batman. Fate killed batman. Reverse flash erased batman. Scarecrow? Batman never existed.
Nibros: The worst villian I've seen so far...
Batman: How am I the villian?
Nibros: You never actually stopped the Joker.
Nibros: I hate you, Bruce Wayne.
Batman: Your actions make you a criminal.
Nibros: And yours make you a coward!
Fillium: How can people cope with you?
Batman: Because they need my protection.
Fillium: Your protect... YOU DIDN'T EVEN KILL THE JOKER!!!
Fillium: I love what you do Batman.
Batman: Why is that, fiend?
Fillium: Only idle heroes are "good" heroes.
SynthetMedic: I think you misunderstand the concept of "hero".
Batman: It's the other way around.
SynthetMedic: I have facts to back that up.
SynthetMedic: You are the worst example of a hero.
Batman: I'm the hero Gotham needs.
SynthetMedic: You are the hero that plagues it. I will set it free.
If Batman killed Joker, it would’ve been like the Dark Knight Returns.
Scarecrow really tryna get killed lol.
Cyborg, Dr. Fate and Joker have it right....Bats was terrible at helping Supes through his grief, instead upset that Superman killed a mass murderer, and constantly upsetting superman whenever superman needed him
Dr. Fate pointed out that Batman fails to save so many lives...and Joker pointed out that by letting joker live so many times, Bats has let so many innocents die by refusing to let mass murderers die or kill them. I.E. Metropolis itself.
Eren Denburg Niederhoffer I don't see it that way
RajOfColumbus how so?
Eren Denburg Niederhoffer
Okay. So what did killing Joker accomplish then, hmm? Did it bring peace and tranquility? Nope. Everything went to hell as soon as Superman became a dictator. Now he kills people without a second thought. Explain to me how that's "justice". To earn your respect from fear instead of Truth.
Cyborg, Dr Fate, and Joker have it wrong
@@UnfamiliarIntimacy exactly
2:54 How in the world was that a roast??
me:you disowned him look at him now all emo *captures and ties up*
batman: he killed my real son
robin: it was an accident
me: how did you get loose
Superman is saying that he's a better parent to Damian but he makes it sound ......ew.
As much as I love batman I’ve got one for a few characters outside this universe. Also some of the phrases I use are not in the game
Me: I respect your ability of restraint.
Batman: then why can’t you do the same?
Me: because some lives need to be taken for the good of others.
Boba fett: there’s a hefty price on your head, Batman.
Batman: yet another wannabe bat killer.
Boba fett: I’ve fought and killed far worse than you.
Ozai: death is the ultimate punishment.
Batman: killing is never the answer.
Ozai: then you are unfit to lead.
Gunmar: you think you’re so scary?
Batman: what do you think?
Gunmar: that you’d be scarier if you killed your enemies.
Hawk moth: I can give you the powers of a real bat.
Batman: I don’t need superpowers, Gabriel.
Hawk moth: you’d be scarier if you did.
Batman is this pimp
Is still pimp
Me: How could you let Joker to keep up with his crimes, with Metropolis as prime result/Swans Song of his crimes and maddening nihilysm??!?!
Batman: There's the line i can't cross.
Me: *_Tell that to the parentless kids in orphanages and dead victims in morques and graveyards!_*
Have you watched The Dark Knight Returns?
@@seanbotti5385
YES
@@aleksandarvil5718 well that’s good and there’s a Michael Keaton Batman and he killed Joker during his first appearance in the 1989 film
I love Batman’s roast
Wonder woman is a psycho. She's insulting batman for not having friends because her group killed them all wtf lol
Green with envy burn
I thought this was batman roasting not batman being roasted XDD
1:23 HAHAHHAHAHA
me: DAMAIN IS 16 AND YOU BREAK HIS ARM AND HES DEAD TO YOU WHO RAISED ohhh is trash taking batman allowed?
batman: what do you think
me: ummm yeah
and then Batman went on to destroy them all in hand to hand combat. Why? BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
They don’t call him the smartest man in the universe for nuttin’
Punisher: People shouldn’t fear you Batman.
Batman: Why is that Frank?
Punisher: Because you cant pull the trigger!
Batman: And you can?
@@seanbotti5385 Punisher: _Keep Telling Yourself That!!!_
iM tHe hErO gOtHaM nEeDs
Bane next
Scarecrow is the only savage in the game
Is it me or is it kinda faster than before?
It's just you.
No, I think so too.
No catwoman
Nice. You got the full 5/5 Billionaire armor epic gear set. HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO GET IT ALL?! THE MOST AMOUNT OF PIECES IN A 5-PIECE EPIC GEAR SET I HAVE IS FUCKIN TWO!
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Wonder Woman didn't really roast Batman
Wonder woman saying that Batman doesn’t have any friends left? At least Batman wasn’t disowned by the Amazons.
Green lantern roasted?
You can't roast the batman
Batman does more and speaks less
most of these aren't roast.
You can't roast batman HE'S BATMAN
I'm surprised no one brings up the fact that he's a grown man running around dressed as a bat.
I like Asian girls and yet criminals fear him still
+I like Asian girls
I'm more surprised that he and Superman wear underwear over their pants xD
Not the best roasts to be honest
Batman sucks
That's just your opinion
To you only