Man nobody gives Johnny the respect he deserves. He’s a husband, father, soldier, actor, has helped save the world numerous times, and he still keeps it together
You missed a really good one Kung Lao: So we agree, Liu Kang? Liu Kang: If I win, you go a week hatless. Kung Lao: When I win, you go a week wearing one.
4:40 I love that Hanzo doesn't say no to Johnny calling Sub zero his bestie, so it possible that in cannon Sub Zero is the closest thing to what he would deem a best friend.
What I love is that after he told frost "don't hate me because I'm beautiful" she replied with "its your smug aura that I despise ". She didn't deny the fact that he's handsome lmao.
Shao Kahn: “For 25 years, you’ve remained loyal.” Kollector: “You are the one, true Kahn.” Shao Kahn: “Let us make Outworld great again.” **Proceeds to fight**
Cassie: "Can I say it, just once?" Scorpion: "Only if you wish to suffer." Cassie: "GET OVER HERE!" Sorry, Johnny, but your daughter has the best intro ever!
@@PerfectAlibi1 to be fair, followers mean shit. I'm following dozens of people who are only there because it's too much of a hassle to go and unfollow every one of them.
here is one Kotal Kahn: Shao Kahn, the weakest kahn! Shao Kahn: Poor choice of words from a dead kahn! Kotal Kahn: Brave words from Onaga's cowardly assassin!
There is one with Kano and Skarlet that you missed that goes like this: Kano: "Wanna taste Austrailia's best blood sausage?" Skarlet: "I'd rather taste your blood, Kano." Kano: "Would you settle for me sausage?"
When Mortal Kombat 12 rolled around, they got JCVD to be an alternate skin for Johnny Cage and it comes full circle since Mortal Kombat was originally a JCVD-centric game but the Muscles from Brussels declined and Johnny’s inspired by Mr Van Damme.
12:06 Johnny: What's Liu Kang's got that I haven't got? Kung Lao: A personality and not at all like sanding paper Johnny: Ouch It's a reference in MK9 where Raiden meets Jade after fighting Smoke (MK9) Johnny: What's Raiden got that I haven't got? Liu Kang: Magic Powers and God like abilities Kung Lao: A personality and not at all like sanding paper Johnny: You guys are *JErKs*
I liked Sub-Zero’s dialogue with Cetrion in this one. Sub-Zero: “Why should I pray to you?” Cetrion: “Why does a bird flap its wings?” Sub-Zero: “I asked a simple question.”
Sub-Zero makes legitimate arguments against Cetrion's ideologies. How she talks about her beliefs but Sub-Zero retorts with "practice what you preach." It's nice for someone to call Cetrion out on her bullshit.
Johnny: Shadow Kick beats Flying Kick Lui: Bicycle Kick beats Shadow Kick Johnny: But a Nut Punch wins the day You have to admit its pretty much true in the end
But how, Johnny does the splits during his Nut Punch and Liu is pretty high in the air while doing his Bicycle Kick, maybe just as high in the air as when he does his Flying Kick
I'm actually on team Johnny on this one. Dude defeated both Scorpion AND revenant Sub Zero, AND defeated motherfucking *Shinnok.* That's chosen one, status right there!
@@UraBless that's very true......based on all the intros, Johnny is DEFINITELY 1 and Cassie's a close 2.....or even 1a and Cassie 1b....I give the edge to Johnny because he's a mainstay in MK.....shit even his Director's cut Fatality is funny as hell
Problem is that the wrong versions of characters say stuff that pertains to their counterparts. Cassie can literally look at revenant Liu Kang and tell him that she has a problem with his revenant.
"Every fact points that he's a liar, corporate puppet, devil cocksucking fascist. Every fact points to that. Not one *fact* to the opposite." - Bill Hicks
I’m was hoping to see Geras quote Blade Runner more Would be funny it it turned out Geras used all his time to watch movies and was really a huge Sci-Fi nerd.
Jaquei- "Frost is gunning for you, cass" Cassi- "tell that bitch anytime, anywhere" Jaquei- "friend-to-friend, you need practice" Two minutes later- "Fatality, jaquei wins "
It’s like Liu Kang was trying his best to keep his relationship with Kitana a secret…only for Cassie to know his secret. I also like the implication that Cassie knew all along, and Liu was begging her not to spill it.
@@nerevar1ne well, artists do get accused of copying just from certain lines of another song. It depends on how cas say it, and if disney's gonna take it seriously
Here is one that was missed: Sonya: Sorry, Cass. It's genetic. Cassie: You're the reason why paper cuts wig me out? Sonya: Get goosebumps just thinkin' about them.
Frankly I just love that there seems to be an implication that Johnny Cage and Hanzo talk to each other frequently. Not that Hanzo is particularly thrilled about this.
Johnny - "Tar-ka-TAN? Tar-KAY-tan? Which is it?" Baraka - "It's Tarkatan, Earthrealmer!" Johnny - "Katan? You ain't soft and fuzzy." 9:03 I love that interaction. :D
12:21 Kung Lao: Stop reaching for my hat, Johnny. Johnny Cage: You hiding a rabbit in there or not? Kung Lao: Only my friends know for sure. Reference to the Gone-But-Not-Forgotten "Friendships!"
![[MV] A leap of faith...ความเชื่อใจครั้งสุดท้าย (From "Petrichor the series")](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U1piZH2CNXA/mqdefault.jpg)
Man nobody gives Johnny the respect he deserves. He’s a husband, father, soldier, actor, has helped save the world numerous times, and he still keeps it together
sounds like johny sins to me XD
not only that but he only improves his personality with each interaction
Reminds me of a certain actor I know.
@@rokasdambrauskas3029 😅
The Johnny is the past Johnny, not current Johnny.
You missed a really good one
Kung Lao: So we agree, Liu Kang?
Liu Kang: If I win, you go a week hatless.
Kung Lao: When I win, you go a week wearing one.
wait i thonk you got the characters' order wrong
@@johngr1747 Nope, he got it right, Liu says "If I win, you go a week hatless!" and Lao says "When I win, you go a week wearing one!"
Damn why he gotta do him like that?!
Wearing what?
@@eezybihh a hat
Man, whoever wrote Johny's and Cassie's lines deserves a raise
Earth realm is allowed to be out of character.
You forgot this one:
Shao Kahn: "Serve me and conquer realms!"
Noob Saibot: "Name one realm you control."
Shao Kahn: "Sharp tongue for a dead man."
One of the best roast in game
*V e r b a l B r u t a I i t y*
This was in the previous compilation.
FATALITY
Noob saibot wins
@@JameZED.mp4 TOASTY!
Michael Scott: Boom. Roasted.
*How to get a funny Intro dialogue*
Step 1: Johnny Cage
Step 2: Yes
Step 3: profit
Actually it should be:
Step 1: get any Cage
@@touchdom Totally agree my friend
Yes
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssd
“So, you’re getting awfully cuddly with Kitana”
“I, uh, don’t know what you mean”
“Just remember, you’re Earth-realm’s champion.”
Shao kahn:*breathes*
Raiden:”I NEED TO CONSULT TO THE ELDER GODS”
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Shao kahn:*farts*
Raiden."EARTHREALM IS UNDER ATTACK"
*edit: wow! 27 likes!! Thank you all so much! ^^*
I can't find a good yt name ay that was good😂😂😂😂
@@icantfindagoodytname6667 this needs more likes
Cassandra Cage: "Can I say it, Just once?"
Scorpion: "Only if you wish to suffer."
Cassandra Cage: *"GET OVER HERE!"*
Mackenzie Ryne Bagtong 19:37
Cass: could i say it, just once?
Jax: You know you do have my pass, right?
Cass: NI-
My new favorite line in MK 11 and now I really wanna buy the game 😂😂😂
On the other hand Ronda fucked it up kind of
no one say my line
"I am death, you imp!"
Something about Baraka being legitimately annoyed with Johnny is just too damn great.
Johnny attitude breaks everyone 😭
Well Johnny did nock him out first round in the tournament in MK 9.
Ok
Scorpion: "Can I say it, Just once?"
Cassandra Cage: "Only if you wish to suffer."
Scorpion: "SUP!"
SWTOR fan *wHEEze* think about it, if he said that *WhEEze again*
POP
SWTOR fan yo
@menemenli patates Shut up
@@subzero7969 how about you cool down😏
"My Ma would've loved you, Cassie Cage."
"Aw, sounds like you miss her bunches."
*_"I HATED MA."_*
That are me laugh when I first heard it
He admitted to Cetrion that he shot his own dad at one point.
His parents were abusive.
Why does he hate his mother?! o_0
@@PerfectAlibi1
Maybe she allowed him to be abused by his dad and everyone else?
4:40 I love that Hanzo doesn't say no to Johnny calling Sub zero his bestie, so it possible that in cannon Sub Zero is the closest thing to what he would deem a best friend.
Yeah probably considering how they act with each other in this game I wouldn’t be surprised if they where at least friends
They're enemies-to-allies. They used to hate each other until they both took down Quan Chi because they found out he deceived them both.
What I love is that after he told frost "don't hate me because I'm beautiful" she replied with "its your smug aura that I despise ". She didn't deny the fact that he's handsome lmao.
Basically a Johnny Cage compilation lol!!
Ryan Smith true true true x100000
frost thinks cage is beautiful
And her slick daughter Cassie. Like father like daughter
Several people said Johnny is still the joke character of the franchise
Ryan Smith facts
Missed
Skarlet - I'll suck you dry
Kung Lao - Skarlet we just met
OMG THIS EXISTS IN THE GAME!?
Lmaooooo
@@johngr1747 Yes \
still not as good as **”Would you settle for me sausage?”**
MkX
Erron Black : I have a problem
Jacqui Briggs : Your pp hurt?
Erron Black : Now you have a problem
5:57
"hey there elsa, what's up?"
_"ugh! why does everyone call me that?!"_
"oh honey, let me help you"
"Oh honey, *just let it go."
?
@@VaporeonLayne DAMMIT !! You *iced* that one ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@christ-abel8774 😆
didn't think they'd make that reference.
Nobody:
Raiden: I MUST CONSULT THE ELDER GODS!!!
Mom: Honey come for breakfast!
Me: *I MUST CONSULT WITH THE ELDER GODS*
Raiden where's the bath-
"I MUST CONSULT WITH THE ELDER GODS"
(Lightning strikes down on him and he vanishes)
Just imagine if one of the elder gods were JK Rowling
old
Johnny Cage : I'm cooler than you.
Sub Zero rethink his existence.
*Sub Zero.exe is not responding*
15:27 The best interaction out of the most unlikely pair. Who knew that Geras knows about Ronald Reagan's acting career
When you're a time traveller, you've got all the time in the world to learn useless shit.
"You're hiding a rabbit or not?" - Nice, this mention of Kung Lao's friendship move.
And shaolin munks brutality where he smacks the shit outta people with a rabbit (because logic)
Only my friends would know
@Rick O'Shay this aged poorly
nackteHintern friendship? Again?
@@iruama1405 To his credit, who could see this coming lol. And free no less.
7:00
Shao Kahn: "Let us make Outworld great again."
Shao Kahn 2020
All hail Shao Trump!
Its Trump Kahn!
I would buy a MOGA cap
is it bad i would actually take him over what we have now?
SHAO KAHN 2020
Shao Kahn: “For 25 years, you’ve remained loyal.”
Kollector: “You are the one, true Kahn.”
Shao Kahn: “Let us make Outworld great again.”
**Proceeds to fight**
MOGA
Yo brother
We need MOGA Hats 😂😂
Cassie: "Can I say it, just once?"
Scorpion: "Only if you wish to suffer."
Cassie: "GET OVER HERE!"
Sorry, Johnny, but your daughter has the best intro ever!
The only other thing it compares to is Cetrion's "Finish Him"
Can I say it? Just once?
I must consult with the Elder Gods!
it's even funnier because Scorpion knows what she's trying to say.
@@Shatter149 They must've had this talk before if he saw it coming.
also 6:13 she refreces all the guards of skyrim
Gotta admit that kollector has some serious loyalty, for a universe that loves betraying their leaders
“What profits?”
“Nothing my lord”
megavore97 does that mean he is keeping the shit for himself
@@mi8los yeah
2:23 something about Shao Kahn being genuinely curious always makes me laugh.
Deadass imagine an anti hero shao-khan.
19:36 best one!
cassie: can i say it just once?
scorpion:only if you want to suffer
cassie: GET OVER HERE!
You led me to an ad
Mr. X bro I’m crying LMAAAOOOOO
I don't like it 🤔
?? ?????????????? ??? Lmao me too
Huh
Cassie:Hey there Elsa.
Frost:Why does everyone call me that?
Cassie:Oh Let It Go!
Or
"didn't know it bothered you"
Jerico Valmonte I think Cassie called Frost Elsa in the comics lmao
Yeah they Reference to Frozen That Bizzare And Funny. i laugh my ass of because of that 😂😂
Fak
I wish Cassie said that instead.
"Y'know, I'm live-streaming this!"
"You have what? Five followers?"
*oof*
"Ouch"
Even I have more followers than that.
And I don't even live stream! Heck I haven't even posted a video in years! XD
@@PerfectAlibi1 to be fair, followers mean shit. I'm following dozens of people who are only there because it's too much of a hassle to go and unfollow every one of them.
@@miloradowicz
LOL XD
yall forgot one more line:
Shao Kahn: "Serve me and conquer realms!"
Noob: "Name one realm you control"
Shao Kahn: "Sharp tounge for a dead man!"
@0ddMonk3y yep
Oof
Ouch.
Savage
I got one
Noob: The failed Actor
Johnny: The failed grandmaster
Noob: harsh words from a broken man
here is one
Kotal Kahn: Shao Kahn, the weakest kahn!
Shao Kahn: Poor choice of words from a dead kahn!
Kotal Kahn: Brave words from Onaga's cowardly assassin!
Cassie: Your name is really Noob?
Noob: My real name has been discarded
Cassie: Should I laugh or kick your ass?
Sub-Zero: "You take nothing seriously?"
Johnny: "I'm *_COOLER_* than you*
God I love ice puns.
Who doesn’t?!
@@Black_Frost212 Grandmaster Blueberry Ice
@@themiracleman XD
@@themiracleman better that than Batman and Robin.
Joker: Grandmaster Blueberry Ice?
Sub-Zero: Only Cage may call me that and live.
There is one with Kano and Skarlet that you missed that goes like this:
Kano: "Wanna taste Austrailia's best blood sausage?"
Skarlet: "I'd rather taste your blood, Kano."
Kano: "Would you settle for me sausage?"
Lol
That's actually in the game? 😂😂
@@qadashchaayah144 yeah, it is
BossCrazyRoss *O H S H I T !*
Mmmmmmm😋 Nooo wait!!!! 😲
Johnny Cage: The Undisputed MK Champion of Komedy.
STOP IT WITH K's IT KILLS MY BRAIN CELLS KOLLECTOR, KOMBAT, SKARLET REEEEEE
Noob Saibot: the blackhole of Komedy lol
That's what SHEenok said
Cassie Cage: Prinkess Of Komedy
I Though Of It Before I Like He's Jokes But In MKX
13:18
Johnny Cage: “No one takes shots on the tattoo”
Erron Black: “I just did Cage”
Johnny Cage: “I’m gonna beat you back to Tex-Ass-Istan”
Cassie: Can I say it, just once?
Scorpion: Only if you wish to suffer.
Cassie: GET OVER HERE!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here is the Replay button
19:37
Grandmaster grumpy face 💀
Thanks Midnight Flare I couldn't attach it haha.
I know right 😸
Cassie was rly funny in this lol.
@@TheEel228 hell yeah
Cassie: Size doesn't matter, Barraka.
Me, looking into my pants: Hear that, little buddy?
better not go to outworld
*Press f to pay respect to all lil pp in the world*
F
F
F
Johnny Cage's intro to himself at 1:30 was the entire plotline to the move "Double Impact."
These 80s references are killing it!!!
When Mortal Kombat 12 rolled around, they got JCVD to be an alternate skin for Johnny Cage and it comes full circle since Mortal Kombat was originally a JCVD-centric game but the Muscles from Brussels declined and Johnny’s inspired by Mr Van Damme.
12:06
Johnny: What's Liu Kang's got that I haven't got?
Kung Lao: A personality and not at all like sanding paper
Johnny: Ouch
It's a reference in MK9 where Raiden meets Jade after fighting Smoke
(MK9)
Johnny: What's Raiden got that I haven't got?
Liu Kang: Magic Powers and God like abilities
Kung Lao: A personality and not at all like sanding paper
Johnny: You guys are *JErKs*
I heard that too from Mortal Kombat 9
_its_ya_boy _ which part of it again?
@@jrgaming1016 jade or kitana´s chapter
Lolololol
"It's not her mind that you're admiring." "It's true." Straight from the first Mortal Kombat movie. That was well-played.
I liked Sub-Zero’s dialogue with Cetrion in this one.
Sub-Zero: “Why should I pray to you?”
Cetrion: “Why does a bird flap its wings?”
Sub-Zero: “I asked a simple question.”
Sub-Zero makes legitimate arguments against Cetrion's ideologies. How she talks about her beliefs but Sub-Zero retorts with "practice what you preach." It's nice for someone to call Cetrion out on her bullshit.
Johnny: Shadow Kick beats Flying Kick
Lui: Bicycle Kick beats Shadow Kick
Johnny: But a Nut Punch wins the day
You have to admit its pretty much true in the end
But how, Johnny does the splits during his Nut Punch and Liu is pretty high in the air while doing his Bicycle Kick, maybe just as high in the air as when he does his Flying Kick
@@artnite2659 That's sounds like a fact to me. :)
Johnny: "Why wasn't I your chosen one?
Raiden: Do you have all day Johnny Cage?
Daayyyuummm.
I'm actually on team Johnny on this one. Dude defeated both Scorpion AND revenant Sub Zero, AND defeated motherfucking *Shinnok.* That's chosen one, status right there!
@@qadashchaayah144 But, he doesn't take anything seriously grand master blueberry ice :)
Revenants are made jobbers so they wouldn’t turn on Quan chi
Qadash Chaayah that and he never turned on raiden
@@jakealter5504 Neither did Liu Kang, besides, all of Johnny cages best feats are from after Liu Kang's death.
I love how Cassie and Subzero are pretty okay with each other. It's kinda cute actually.
Uncle zero
@@Drnswap Uncle Subzero? I can totally see that.
I love how Shao Kahn plays along with Johnny Cage
If anyone appreciates an ego that considerable it would be Shao Kahn.
With those giant ass egos, they definitely have the same vibe to them lol
"This is re-goddamned-diculous" LMAO......Johnny is by far the funniest in MK
Cassie is tough competition
@@UraBless that's very true......based on all the intros, Johnny is DEFINITELY 1 and Cassie's a close 2.....or even 1a and Cassie 1b....I give the edge to Johnny because he's a mainstay in MK.....shit even his Director's cut Fatality is funny as hell
Re-Gofdamned-diculous is funny, though "Tex-ass-istan" took the cake XD
"Why wasn't *I* your 'Chosen One' ?"
"Do you have all day, Johnny Cage ?"
Damn, Raiden can be fiesty.
"You will do well to be quiet."
"I'm sorry, am I bending you ear ?"
"It is broken, Johnny Cage."
LMAO !
Raiden: *stubs toe*
Still raiden: I must consult the elder Gods
Raiden: *consults the Elder Gods*
Elder Gods: _Don’t you ever come just to say hi?_
The developers worked really hard on this got to give them props
Oh please
What's that suppose to mean
@@mansamusa8410
This interaction is just like an intro.
Pretty sure the developer doesn't write the intros, it's not their job
Problem is that the wrong versions of characters say stuff that pertains to their counterparts. Cassie can literally look at revenant Liu Kang and tell him that she has a problem with his revenant.
0:45 now I'm gonna lose sleep over this.
I don't get it but I'll still lose sleep because this is the second night in a row in which I haven't slept
6:00 they missed the perfect opportunity to have cassie say: oh honey, let it go.
Lmao I even said that
Copyright issue maybe 😅
"Actors do not leave marks in history"
"RONALD. REAGAN"
"Every fact points that he's a liar, corporate puppet, devil cocksucking fascist. Every fact points to that. Not one *fact* to the opposite." - Bill Hicks
Funny af
I’m was hoping to see Geras quote Blade Runner more
Would be funny it it turned out Geras used all his time to watch movies and was really a huge Sci-Fi nerd.
Who?
I face palmed myself
Jaquei- "Frost is gunning for you, cass"
Cassi- "tell that bitch anytime, anywhere"
Jaquei- "friend-to-friend, you need practice"
Two minutes later- "Fatality, jaquei wins "
Oof well Cassie maybe go and find sub-zero and ask him what to expect from frost okay cass
1:46 7:45 13:26 That guy sitting on the tank must be the coolest dude ever. He's not fazed even the slightest, he's seen some shit.
Underrated comment right here.
Spin-off of Noob Saibot and Johnny Cage looking for Cage's lost pants.
Lord Proteus brother hood of the traveling pants
Yes
The adventures of ninja mime & captain emo!
2:19 for some reason this cracks me up. I can imagine Johnny Cage as Shao Kahn's PR representative lol
0:17 Johnny: Does Jax eat snacks, by the tracks?
Jax: Jax whacks hacks across their backs
lmao the rhymes tho xD
Top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss.
It's Dax
@@emmyjr1231 you clearly haven't gotten the game yet
Oh I didn't get a word but I loved this 😂
I wonder how they translated it into Russian
@@stan52323 It's a joke dude, Check out who "Dax" is and you'll get it.
21 minutes of fun with the family Cage, practically.
She gets it from her old man XD
20:44 I freaking wheezed
He's acting all badass then he goes embarrassed
He is badass.
It’s like Liu Kang was trying his best to keep his relationship with Kitana a secret…only for Cassie to know his secret.
I also like the implication that Cassie knew all along, and Liu was begging her not to spill it.
Kollector: My slavers need breeding stock.
Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?
this should be an intro lol
Oh no
@David Darkweaver "over fifty and still a ripper"
Oh God d**n it...🤣🤣🤣
Shao Kahn is pretty chill with Cage. XD
@9752matt that's exactly what makes Johnmy Cage so awesome 😂
I noticed that, too
Guess he's not in a neck snapping mood :V
@9752matt Yeah, but he always seemed like the guy who would easily lose his temper.
@Ahmed Demha That movie does not exist....at all.
This should just be renamed "Cages pissing people off."
Cassie cage: can i say it
Scorpion: if you wish to suffer
Cassie cage: *GET OVER HERE*
Cassie Cage: Talk about throwing shade
Noob Saibot: I am Shinnok's wrath
Cassie Cage: *Shinnok is my bitch*
15:11 as soon as Geras said that I knew immediately what Johnny would respond with. Pretty cheeky Bladerunner reference there.
eat pant
15:12 is the best reference out of all of these, hands down.
"Where is your fear?"
"Must be in my other pants"
"We will find it"
Me: Huh.
GAYYYYYYY
Friendship
Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks 2 DLC: The Lost Pants
*O H M Y*
Johnny: We? Is your mother joining us
I know this is a reference to MKX
Let me rename that for you:
*Johnny and Cassie Cage ALL Intro Dialogues
They do have the best lol. Fuck, cassie even has imo the best entrance
Noob: "I am Shinnok's wrath."
Cassie: "Shinnok is my Bitch."
The meme is strong with cassy. Also shes 26’ish?
Went from Sergeant to Commander? Damn
Kollector: “My slaves need breeding stock”
Cassie: “Automatic NO!”
I there with you Cassie, Kollector creeped me out with that line..! *shudders*
“It’s your smug arrogance I despise”
I love how hypocritical Frost is
Hum...she isn't hypocrite here.
@@aviniciussouza100 She says she despises smug arrogance when thats literally all she is. The definition of hypocrisy. Or self-hatred.
The poor doll, smug arrogance is ALL that is left of her.
The intro dialogues in this game are truly above and beyond
Cassie: what's this all about?
Johnny: your mom bet me I could whip your a*s
Cassie: THIS is why I'm in therapy
5:58
Cassie: Hey there Elsa, what's up?
Frost: Ugh, why does everyone call me that?
Me: Because you can't let it go!
IceFlare TulipFlames ugh why couldn’t the writers think of that
@@unbreakableroad9294 copyrights?
@@nerevar1ne well, artists do get accused of copying just from certain lines of another song. It depends on how cas say it, and if disney's gonna take it seriously
Here is one that was missed:
Sonya: Sorry, Cass. It's genetic.
Cassie: You're the reason why paper cuts wig me out?
Sonya: Get goosebumps just thinkin' about them.
Johnny Cage: does Jax eat snacks by the tracks
Jax: Jax whacks hacks across their backs
So funny
Sub zero:" call me grandmastet".
Johny cage:" grandmaster blueberry ice".
Me:" well can i have one ?"
"Only my friends know for sure."
Nice reference to Kung Lao's Friendship.
Fuck yeah!
Do i smell a 2020 movelist update?
That is an OG throwback!
Didn't Kung Lou beat the hell out of the opponent with that rabbit in one Fatality?
In Shaolin monks he would beat you to death with the rabbit in his hat
Cassie: Can I say it, just once?
Scorpion: Only if you wish to suffer
Cassie: GET OVER HERE!
Quan Chi secretly watching: ..... uh oh.
“What’s cooking good looking”
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Lmfaooo We Dont Do That Shit Here. At Least Not In Birmingham. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just don't get this one.. Can anyone explain about this joke?
@@rio121rahmansyah Meant To Be Some Incest Joke
@@kendrashaaaa oh my.. Ahahha now I get it 😂
@@supahstarwarrior6942 what makes you say that asswipe
11:25 "it's not her mind you're admiring" . Movie Liu Kang reference. :D
@Rick O'Shay Watch the first movie. Probably one of the better videogame movies ever made. Avoid the sequel as if its carrying AIDS
It’s true
@@Netherwolf6100 the second movie is on CRACK
1:09 My favorite part when he said “Keep dreamin’, Mini-Me.” 🤣🤣 I’m dead of laughter.
Here is a good one
Jax: Wait you’re not a Shokan?
Kollector: They have four arms, we have six.
Jax: Must be something in Outworld’s water?
Where are the other two arms? I only see four.
@@jamesdalebozeman behind his back holding up his bag
Frankly I just love that there seems to be an implication that Johnny Cage and Hanzo talk to each other frequently. Not that Hanzo is particularly thrilled about this.
As well as him and Kuai Liang it seems lmao.
17:07 "You sound like a sh*t-ass tourist"
LMAO. Idk why, but the bleep made it even funnier.
Cassie: Can I say it, just once?
Scorpion: Only if you wish to suffer-
Cassie: GET OVER HERE!
Scorpion: >:/
Scorpion: Am I a joke to you?
I found that kinda cute, don't know why.
Scorpion: ......If hanzo was listen to this...
Johnny - "Tar-ka-TAN? Tar-KAY-tan? Which is it?"
Baraka - "It's Tarkatan, Earthrealmer!"
Johnny - "Katan? You ain't soft and fuzzy."
9:03
I love that interaction. :D
TriBorg: PUN DETECTED! ERADICATE!
Johnny cage is hilarious
SonicHaXD: Teekatans
Baraka: It's TARKATAN!
JC: "Tar-ka-TAN? Tar-KAY-tan? Which is it?"
Baraka: "It's Tarkatan, Earthrealmer."
JC: "Katan'? You ain't soft and fuzzy."
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Can't. Took an arrow to the knee."
SKYRIM REFERENCE
Skyrim Guards
Least you understand
@@KoreyVortex I'm a huge fan of Skyrim.
@@vivacity1261 me 2
All Nords:
Congratulations
4:26
Frost:kronika perfected me,cage
J.Cage:have you looked in the mirror lately
Scorpion:the answer remains "No"
I can imagine that in the story mode lmao
17:49 that line is probably the scariest threat in the game
Why
@@kramarancko1107 You dont want to know.
Nobody:
The Cages: ReMeMbEr HoW wE bEaT sHiNnOk?!?!?!?
meanwhile elsewhere
Raiden: I mUsT cOnSuLt ThE eLdEr GoDs!
That profile pic tho
Tbf if you were mortals who beat the devil wouldn't you milk it for all it's worth?
Somewhere else as well
Scorpion: GeT oVeR HeRe!
Cassie is the one who knocked down Johnny.
Raiden beat him fully.
Idk why I laughed when Kabal said "Your movies suck, Cage."
i did to
It's so fucking direct HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
They wah he says it and then the stancing
10:40 Straight and to the point.
probably because of how blunt it is
Missed.
Scarlet: I WILL have your ancient power.
JG: Not what I call it but ok.
Cassie: hey there Elsa
Frost: why dose everyone call me that. 😂😂😂
hi elsa let's make snow man 😂
Cassie: Elsa! Let’s make a snowman!
Frost: I’ll freeze you into one.
Cassie: Let it go, Frost.
Johnny calls her like that too I think
I wonder...who else called her that?
@@regalblade8171 Yh as an announcer
12:21 Kung Lao: Stop reaching for my hat, Johnny.
Johnny Cage: You hiding a rabbit in there or not?
Kung Lao: Only my friends know for sure.
Reference to the Gone-But-Not-Forgotten "Friendships!"
Friendship again!
Or his mortal kombat shaolin monks fatalities 😂
I assume, then, that you've seen the latest news.
UR IN LUCK
I never caught it until friendships came back!!
I like how Shao was willing to listen to Johnny’s idea 😂
"Can I say it, just once?"
"Only If you wish to suffer."
"GET OVER HERE!"
😂
*ANGRY SCORPION NOISES*
2:44 - "Johnny Pee-Pants"
How to completely deconstruct your father in three words.
That is not a burn .. it is a Nuclear Detonation. XD
Hey,he had one accident,ONE.
3:05 That eye roll went PERFECTLY with that head tilt!!!
Scorpion: "say it only if you wish to suff-"
Cassie: GET OVER HEEEERE😂
Missed...
Kano: Wanna taste australia's best blood sausage?
Scarlet: I'd rather taste your blood, Kano!
Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?
Other Kombatants when they face each other: You are an impostor
Johnny Cage: You are beautiful
0:21
Never forget
Does Jax eat Snax by the Trax?
Jax Whax Hax across their Bax!
See what I did there?
Bars
Jax probably had that ready for years.