my headcannon for that is that it's not the reactor that explodes, it's the highly pressurized hydrogen tanks that have been rusting away for 200 years.
Fallout 1:vault guy Fallout 2:chosen one Fallout 3:father finder Fallout New Vegas: *m r m a i l m a n* Fallout 4:child finder Fallout 76: c o u n t r y r o a d s
Power armor = ARMORED. Nuclear-powered car = NOT ARMORED (and experimental). Dude, you are basically setting fire to clay and paper and complaining the clay is fine.
"finds military outpost with cars and APCs" But all that works is a 250 year old suit of armor that only makes you slightly slower.....................
There only one recorded instance of a working vehicle in fallout, and thats in fallout 1, where some survivors of a super mutant raid say they saw a vehicle that was steam powered
When you get abducted and taken to big MT for organ harvesting but you get them replaced with military grade cyber implants that make you immune to poison (including cazadores). Me: * revs chainsaw * "the time for cowering is over; the lord's work must be done"
Fallout new Vegas: I want to find the guy who shoot me !! Fallout 3: I want to find my dad ! Fallout4: I want to find my baby ! Fallout 76: I want to find a 3* bloodied explosive handmade !!
5:40 Also the 'Armory' of the Castle, which is locked behind a big-ass armored door, but which has some simple bricked-up windows in the wall which a sledgehammer or some explosives would make short work of...
@@jrojassengard2586 at first i wasted Tons of Water and Cigarettes on Duct Tape and Economy Glue before i figured out that Vegetable Starch isnt some Soup. Saddest day of the Month.
I had a synth situation recently, a group of institute synths attacked my oberland station. Turns out one of my settlers was one, I couldn't figure out if she was with the institute or running from them becuase I was over encumbered, and my settlements missile turrets took care of everything before I could get over there. Her head was blown off, so I don't know if she died from the missile turrets or from the synths, either way my settlement lost happiness for a solid week.
3:39 I had to kill the entire of Megaton's non-essential NPCs and some essential ones too, (but eventually just went to a previous save) because EVERYONE was hostile for a reason I didn’t know
Fallout Amino will literally ban you for any semblance of dark humor. Ironic since the Fallout series has one of the darkest senses of humor I've seen from a video game
Sharkface 2.0 I was just pulling your chain. I believe you. Only glitch I’ve ever encountered reloading a save and and having everyone hostile at me because I was shooting everyone at a different settlement...and died. such as Covenant...
8:24 well I mean... those laser weapons are 200 years old. They aren't going to be as effective, thanks to tarnished capacitors and such. receivers, meanwhile, only need to hit hard enough to make the bullet fire.
14:15 trick question, theres no such thing as ONE stingy boy, where there is one, there is inevitably more. If it was just one i could beat that with a 9mm at lvl 2
@@TS_Autumn_Atomic if you explain the joke, it stops being funny. If you just keep explaining further and further does it cross the line twice and become funny again?
Creepy take on the old Waiting in once place meme for days: When you realize hat there is a bench to sit and wait at near Publik Occurrences. Piper's young sister stands out front hawking newspapers...;)
8:09 Actually if you consider the fact that lasers don't really do damage irl then it does make sense. Also consider the fact that most old weapons were slow but killed one-shot
If you didn’t know #44 is a reference to “The Wanderer” by Dion, there is a line that goes “I’m the type of guy who likes to roam around.” Fun fact, this song was in the opening for fallout 4 but the singer of the song filed a lawsuit against them because he didn’t like how the song was used in commercials to advertise wandering around the wasteland killing people when the song is about a lonely man wandering around not being able to find true love.
People: * complain about not being able to drive vehicles in Fallout games*. People that know the mechanics of cars or just have the intelligence to know the basics of the wheels on cars: "You're not just wrong, your stupid"
Diamond city guards say that too. I had one tell me that he used to be an adventurer like me, but he took a flamer to the knee! Then he says "don't try anything". At that very moment I was in x01 power armor, armed with the legendary crippling flamer..... how ironic!
12:11 It’s actually referencing a quote from the Diamond City guards. They can say “Broke up with my girl. She kept the cap off the toothpaste. Know who does that? *A synth.*”
Averagebaters: *talks about how you can't get a car in fallout games* Me: *recalls that you can get one in fallout 2 and stuff a deathclaw and a super mutant with some dogs and other people in it*
so the basis behind the damage differences can be explained by the fact that as technology advances, we protect against more futuristic weaponry, and forget about the out of date weaponry. think of this, plate mail was mad to block swords, while kevlar was not meaning if someone attacks a dude with a sword it would be very easy to hurt them
Inside a town's building by yourself with no windows or doors. You accidentally picked up a tin can, then drop it. Walk outside and everybody starts shooting at you! You can never visit that town again
FO4. A suicider supermutant slams a mininuke on your head, but you're in VATS so you barely notice. Accidentally brush against the bumper of a stationary car. INSTADEATH!
Its, Jessup that's on the right side at that graveyard scene in New Vegas right? Well I can't help but laugh every time I start a new game, because he honest to god looks like he just woke up, or he's high, or he just zoned in or something and just- "Wait, what? Where am i? What am I doing? Oh yeah that's right I was on a job. Who's this dude? Who's that sitting there? What's that? Why are you grabbing your gun? OH DANG YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT EM?!" Like, mans just out here with out a single thought in his head. I swear.
11:05 false! Fallout 2 technically has a working car and ship, the car you need to buy and find two parts and the ship is for the main story line, but still doesn’t make any scenes why there aren’t more cars working. Probably because the maps would be to small to explore by vehicle or to un fair
He's the type of ghoul that likes to roam around, he's never in one place, he roams from town to town. And when he finds himself fallin' for some girl, yeah, he'll hop right into that car , drive 'round the world.
Fallout 3 was what introduced me to the series. The first time I met a deathklaw it scared the shit out of me. I was wandering up north unintentionally in a deathklaw nest when I hear a roar, turn around and this thing is in mid lunge. It was a weird experience though because it immediately jumped high into the sky, probanly into orbit, and never came back.
VATS logic: A legendary glowing one is charging you. It's about 10' away. Click on VATS..... Target 1) A Brahmin, 100 yds away. Target 2) A minor ghoul that hasn't noticed you yet. Target 3) A settler. Target 4) A mine you dropped 50' behind you. Target 5) Back to the Brahmin.
I feel like every rpg would benefit from the ability to change the environment. Like being able to permanently destroy buildings, or blow open the door but risk enemies knowing your location and bringing the building down on top of you.
I've played FO 4 dozens and dozens of times over and I've only ever found 1 synth in my settlements, so i killed him and made a monument from his component as a warning.
The toothpaste meme is because of diamond city guards dialogues "I broke up with my girlfriend, she left the cap off the toothpaste you know who does that? A synth
cars in fallout
nuclear bombs? nope nothing
five 10mm round to a door?
BOOM
@@bananarama742 the joke is that the cars survived the nuclear war, but fucking explode when you shoot them in a non-vital area with a handgun.
my headcannon for that is that it's not the reactor that explodes, it's the highly pressurized hydrogen tanks that have been rusting away for 200 years.
I once fired a nuke at a semi truck
i then kicked it and thats the story of how i lost my legs
i honestly don't get it
@@storyteller8772 when you shoot a car alot it will explode
“If you find a deathclaw, its pretty much game over”
Me: *Pathetic*
ole olney am i a joke to you?
Especially your just trying to get to Vegas
If your trying to get to new Vegas early...It’s pretty much repeating the save
Time to get a free machine gun and mark 2 combat armor.
@@dagothur76839 actually yes it was a joke to me
"You're always fighting against well organized groups like the Enclave, BoS, and NCR" have...have you seen the NCR?
Tbf they do get more organized the closer to California you get
@@popitrekker1543 Fair enough, but I'll still joke about the NCR being dipshits
Hey the NCR is probably the most civilized place in the wasteland. It's a functioning democracy. But good joke I like it
Ncr armor is like tissue paper. HOW THE FUCK DID THEY WIN HELIOS ONE?
PEPSI MAN I believe while the BoS was stronger the NCR has massively more manpower
Fallout 1:vault guy
Fallout 2:chosen one
Fallout 3:father finder
Fallout New Vegas: *m r m a i l m a n*
Fallout 4:child finder
Fallout 76: c o u n t r y r o a d s
T A K E M E H O M E
In Soviet Russia game finds you
@@arandomkobold8403 TO THE PLACE
@@therawringdog6754 I BELONG
@@arandomkobold8403 WEST VERGINA
Average: Ya like to roam around huh?
Me: *STARTS LOUDLY SINGING THE WANDERER, GHOUL EDITION*
Native_Beats _2016 I’m the type of ghoul who likes to roam around!
@@dripmorgan8650 I'm never in one place! I roam from town to tooooown
@@Fortniteloverepic yeah I'm a goul roamer a goul roamer roamer roamer roamer yeah I'm a roamer
The wanderer is the only reason why I listen to the radio in fallout 4
I'm not the only one
"no cars work anywhere"
"finds dozens of suits of power armor that hasnt been touched by anyone in 200 years"
Eduardo Henrique there are countless suits of power armor around the wasteland in fo4 that haven’t been touched since before the bombs
Eduardo Henrique what? No there were suits that haven’t been touched since before the Great War and they still work
Power armor = ARMORED. Nuclear-powered car = NOT ARMORED (and experimental). Dude, you are basically setting fire to clay and paper and complaining the clay is fine.
Fred Krazé 4 words, Corvega Highwayman Fallout 2
Underwater...
"Not a single running vehicle anywhere!!!"
The highway man...
*insert the looking guy meme here.*
"finds military outpost with cars and APCs"
But all that works is a 250 year old suit of armor that only makes you slightly slower.....................
There only one recorded instance of a working vehicle in fallout, and thats in fallout 1, where some survivors of a super mutant raid say they saw a vehicle that was steam powered
@@daleyhuard3675 The highwayman in fallout 2
@@daleyhuard3675 You can literally drive a car in fallout 2
You mean this? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (aka lenny face)
Child: Mom why’s that guy been waiting in our garden for 14 days.
Mother: Don’t worry about it son we think he might be the protagonist.
3:34 ever heard of a great trick called
holstering you gun
Guards wAiT why do U hAvE a SlIeNcEd PiStOl
@Happy Harbl oops wrong button
Also it's 3:34
"That's a nice peice you got there. Just make sure you keep it holsterd"
-Diamond City Security
Its called shecking out a new one and accidentally looking the wrong way in the market
Vault Dweller, Chosen One, Lone Wanderer, Courier, Sole Survivor and Resident
Or
A frickin cazadore
When you get abducted and taken to big MT for organ harvesting but you get them replaced with military grade cyber implants that make you immune to poison (including cazadores).
Me: * revs chainsaw * "the time for cowering is over; the lord's work must be done"
hehe old glory go *whoosh*
@@LegendaryMercDC We cant expect Todd to do all work
@@beyondbirthday7857 frickin heck this is funny
7:29 jesus why does that sound like mickey doing heroin and cocaine at the same time
Because it is.
Mickey who?
@@michaelscott528 mickey mouse.
R/rareinsults
Baters: you know who works in there settlements
A SYNTH
Actual synth: *Sweating looking at baters*
I had a cow synth in my settlement
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES !!! WHAT
@@theurbangoose6918 not kidding. Its a thing
@@undeadinside3571
Dear god
Aayyyyyy 69th like
Fallout new Vegas: I want to find the guy who shoot me !!
Fallout 3: I want to find my dad !
Fallout4: I want to find my baby !
Fallout 76: I want to find a 3* bloodied explosive handmade !!
Daes tka55 fallout 76: I want to find the overseer
@@missingindy, i forget about her a long time agoXD
Fallout 76: I want to find my refund
Fallout76: I want nukes
Fallout 76: I wanna find a full set of t60 Me: Finds shitty half set of raider armor
5:40 Also the 'Armory' of the Castle, which is locked behind a big-ass armored door, but which has some simple bricked-up windows in the wall which a sledgehammer or some explosives would make short work of...
Todd: no
I like to think that all sledge hammers in fallout 4 were stolen or destroyed.
@@chriskopp1361 Aren’t they literally a weapon in F4?
Securitrons: 2000 caps
Me: *slowly pulls out 40mm grenade launcher*
Hahahaha! My God I'm not the only one!
I did this on my first playthrough cuz I thought they were gonna take my caps
Also me: "I'm about to shove 2000 caps worth of Mini Nukes up your robotic a-hole"
@@dbsxopm When did you realize they just wanted to verify that you had 2000 caps before letting you onto the Strip?
Whole Video: WHEN IN DOUBT NUKE THEM OUT
2:46 and Duct Tape ‘n’ Wonder Glue. Can’t have too much Duct Tape ‘n’ Wonder Glue.
Colin Masterson what about Flex Seal?
And that sweet sweet vegetable starch
@@jrojassengard2586 at first i wasted Tons of Water and Cigarettes on Duct Tape and Economy Glue before i figured out that Vegetable Starch isnt some Soup.
Saddest day of the Month.
ADHESIVE!!!!!
Fallout 1: water chip
Fallout 2: geck
Fallout 3: dad
Fallout 4: son
Fallout New Vegas: You shot me in the head?!
*Who shot me in the head?!?!*
Me
I will see you in the tops casino
Your mother
Baters: Synths can be in your settlements
Me: O_o
Ikr, I didn't know that was possible
I had a synth situation recently, a group of institute synths attacked my oberland station. Turns out one of my settlers was one, I couldn't figure out if she was with the institute or running from them becuase I was over encumbered, and my settlements missile turrets took care of everything before I could get over there. Her head was blown off, so I don't know if she died from the missile turrets or from the synths, either way my settlement lost happiness for a solid week.
:P
I was like they can What?!
@@thehelmethead4883 for me it would be the otherway around with brother hood attacking becuse i sided with the science ppl
3:47 "Well, yeah. Serves me right for using a nine-millimeter."
Apache Boeing AH-64 Attack Helicopter Not being rude but, if you are referring to the caliber, just say 9mm. Ok?
12:12 is a reference to one of the dc guards saying “I left my girlfriend because she left the cap off the toothpaste.You know who does that, a synth”
Holy shit it’s been 3 years since I watched this??
>"any time you find a deathclaw it's game over... in fallout 4"
>starting mission has a deathclaw scripted to attack
He said early game
Dat Boi What part of “starting mission” indicates you’re done with the early game?
Fallout 3 deathclaw: tough match but possible
Fallout 4 deathclaws:..... pathetic.
Fallout new Vegas deathclaw: AWWW HELL NAW.
Dat Boi that is like the first mission you get it’s right next to the vault
22: Bust a head, searches the eyes
"Where is your geiger counter?"
Manly Generation mine’s in the shop
Instructions unclear my pip-boy got stuck in a toaster
Mine is in the shop
Nice try
Mine is in the shop.
A-yep, this series of memes pretty much says it all about "life" in the Fallout Universe...LOL.
"If you encounter a deathclaw early in fallout 4 its game over" HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
My 10 mmr and 15 bullets can kill it
Bear handed
I once killed it with only a switchblade :\
@@Qcumberbitz I just got in power armor and punched it to death
GoOd ThInG wE nEvEr EnCoUnTeR oNe Of ThOsE fReAkS, sAy, AfTeR sAvInG pReStOn GaRvEy
2:12 That song is stuck in my head now...
The ghoul meme was about the song, “I’m the type of guy that likes to roam around, I’m never in one place I go from town to town” etc
3:39 I had to kill the entire of Megaton's non-essential NPCs and some essential ones too, (but eventually just went to a previous save) because EVERYONE was hostile for a reason I didn’t know
"Deathclaws are pretty much game over"
*laughs in gause rifle and T-51B*
I just wish we could actually fix the cars in the game.
#16 “fallout 2 would like to have a word with you”
Who would win?
*Ceasers legion* or *The mail man*
Edit: i got banned on falllout amino for this joke Rip
The Mail Man.
Cleary the mail man not the ROMAN EMPIRE right
The big iron
@@yourcornercrackhead5584 yep sounds bout right
Fallout Amino will literally ban you for any semblance of dark humor. Ironic since the Fallout series has one of the darkest senses of humor I've seen from a video game
Is it weird that throughout my entire fallout 4 playthrough, I’ve never seen a glitch.
You must still be in the vault....
TactikalKitty no, i made it across most of the commonwealth without glitches
Sharkface 2.0 I was just pulling your chain. I believe you. Only glitch I’ve ever encountered reloading a save and and having everyone hostile at me because I was shooting everyone at a different settlement...and died. such as Covenant...
TactikalKitty right, sorry for the misunderstanding
Sharkface 2.0 no worries at all. Enjoy the wasteland!
Your intro gets me hyped every time. Wish I found your channel sooner!
44 is clearly a easter egg from one of the game's songs, The Wanderer.
8:24 well I mean... those laser weapons are 200 years old. They aren't going to be as effective, thanks to tarnished capacitors and such. receivers, meanwhile, only need to hit hard enough to make the bullet fire.
6:00
Strength 10
Perception 10
Endurance 10
Charisma 10
Intelligence 1
Agility: 10
Luck 10
Damn Baters some of those made me almost spit out my coffee...funny as hell bud thanx I really needed a good laugh
=)
The only one that made me laugh was the flying chihuahua of steel zeplin and the seagull. The only ones
14:15 trick question, theres no such thing as ONE stingy boy, where there is one, there is inevitably more.
If it was just one i could beat that with a 9mm at lvl 2
11 people were too drunk to hit the thumbs up button properly
lol XD
Nah, explaing every meme ruined the vid.
@@TS_Autumn_Atomic if you explain the joke, it stops being funny. If you just keep explaining further and further does it cross the line twice and become funny again?
@@majorwesjanson probably not.
This was awesome man you should definitely do more of these
Thanks so much really glad you enjoyed this video, and thanks for watching. =)
Averagebaters no problem man keep up the great work
Creepy take on the old Waiting in once place meme for days: When you realize hat there is a bench to sit and wait at near Publik Occurrences. Piper's young sister stands out front hawking newspapers...;)
When he read the dinner meme sounds like majin buu
9:55 😂😂 he sound just like how it looks
16th Image
*Advanced Robots & Machinery still working*
*NOT A SINGLE RUNNING VEHICLE ANYWHERE*
Fans & Fallout The Frontier mod:
*"I can fix that..."*
Girlfriend sneezed today (deeply inhales) *DEFINITLY A SYNTH*
Courier: *doesn’t want to nuke things*
Ulysses: *oh ok that’s cool*
Ulysses: *wants to nuke things*
Courier: *also wants to nuke things*
Ulysses: *WAIT, THATS ILLEGAL*
On #13 you were right. I always killed my settlers after a save and reloaded to check if they were synths. I had a synth cow!
This guy sounds a little like phil miller
When the feral ghoul slide came around I was listening to The wanderer when they said I like to roam at the same time
You can still ride the Highwayman in Fallout 2
8:09 Actually if you consider the fact that lasers don't really do damage irl then it does make sense.
Also consider the fact that most old weapons were slow but killed one-shot
Most weapons irl would one shot
Who will win?
A legendary deathclaw
Or
One big iron boi
As a Instagram fallout page I know some of the creators who were able to get their memes in the video, congrats to them
If you didn’t know #44 is a reference to “The Wanderer” by Dion, there is a line that goes “I’m the type of guy who likes to roam around.” Fun fact, this song was in the opening for fallout 4 but the singer of the song filed a lawsuit against them because he didn’t like how the song was used in commercials to advertise wandering around the wasteland killing people when the song is about a lonely man wandering around not being able to find true love.
People: * complain about not being able to drive vehicles in Fallout games*. People that know the mechanics of cars or just have the intelligence to know the basics of the wheels on cars: "You're not just wrong, your stupid"
3:54 And that my friend is how you know that they're a main character
10:57 Fallout 2's Highwayman : am I a joke to you?
Enclave: *Exists*
Me with my Unarmed 100: You're already dead
*ONE PUNCH*
" Not a single working vehicle anywhere"
BOS: *laughs in vertibrid*
i love you baters your by far the most underrated dude on here keep making the good content my dude
Diamond city guards say that too. I had one tell me that he used to be an adventurer like me, but he took a flamer to the knee! Then he says "don't try anything". At that very moment I was in x01 power armor, armed with the legendary crippling flamer..... how ironic!
Best meme video! good job Baters!
12:11 It’s actually referencing a quote from the Diamond City guards. They can say “Broke up with my girl. She kept the cap off the toothpaste. Know who does that? *A synth.*”
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish a nuclear winter
Averagebaters: *talks about how you can't get a car in fallout games*
Me: *recalls that you can get one in fallout 2 and stuff a deathclaw and a super mutant with some dogs and other people in it*
so the basis behind the damage differences can be explained by the fact that as technology advances, we protect against more futuristic weaponry, and forget about the out of date weaponry. think of this, plate mail was mad to block swords, while kevlar was not meaning if someone attacks a dude with a sword it would be very easy to hurt them
Inside a town's building by yourself with no windows or doors. You accidentally picked up a tin can, then drop it. Walk outside and everybody starts shooting at you!
You can never visit that town again
I laughed harder at that last one than I though I would XD
Tip: quick save in a town and pull out your op guns to let of steam because your angry or bored.
In fallout new Vegas , you could be pretty diabolical... (evil and bad ) especially joining Cesar Legion
FO4.
A suicider supermutant slams a mininuke on your head, but you're in VATS so you barely notice.
Accidentally brush against the bumper of a stationary car. INSTADEATH!
*Meme Happens*
"That's Vegas Baby!"
4:25 nice imitation!!!! 😄👍🏾😂
Its, Jessup that's on the right side at that graveyard scene in New Vegas right? Well I can't help but laugh every time I start a new game, because he honest to god looks like he just woke up, or he's high, or he just zoned in or something and just-
"Wait, what? Where am i? What am I doing? Oh yeah that's right I was on a job. Who's this dude? Who's that sitting there? What's that? Why are you grabbing your gun? OH DANG YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT EM?!" Like, mans just out here with out a single thought in his head. I swear.
11:05 false!
Fallout 2 technically has a working car and ship, the car you need to buy and find two parts and the ship is for the main story line, but still doesn’t make any scenes why there aren’t more cars working. Probably because the maps would be to small to explore by vehicle or to un fair
9:00 This is what a nightmare looks like
*blurred Preston Garvey in background*
I never played this, and I understood everyone of those
You just earned a sub 🤣🤣🤣
3rd meme is about fallout 3 all the last line words have 3 letters....
Triangles have 3 sides..
**Tunnel Snakes are Illuminati confirmed!!**
Searches lung
Assassins sniper rifle
Fallout logic: deal with it
When I’m 3 meters away from a BOS knight but the vats head shot is 59 and the left arm is the only 95
He's the type of ghoul that likes to roam around, he's never in one place, he roams from town to town.
And when he finds himself fallin' for some girl, yeah, he'll hop right into that car , drive 'round the world.
Honestly if I every time I see a death clay I fast travel away, grab my MIRV Big Boy, save, and go lizard hunting
This is the NCR Embassy. Our little slice of heaven on the Strip
#32 will have to be removed when wastlander gets released
Fallout 3 was what introduced me to the series. The first time I met a deathklaw it scared the shit out of me. I was wandering up north unintentionally in a deathklaw nest when I hear a roar, turn around and this thing is in mid lunge. It was a weird experience though because it immediately jumped high into the sky, probanly into orbit, and never came back.
VATS logic:
A legendary glowing one is charging you. It's about 10' away. Click on VATS.....
Target 1) A Brahmin, 100 yds away.
Target 2) A minor ghoul that hasn't noticed you yet.
Target 3) A settler.
Target 4) A mine you dropped 50' behind you.
Target 5) Back to the Brahmin.
I feel like every rpg would benefit from the ability to change the environment. Like being able to permanently destroy buildings, or blow open the door but risk enemies knowing your location and bringing the building down on top of you.
He was expecting a elder deathclaw for skyrim 4
I find it Hilarious how in fallout new Vegas you can wait for like 5 days in the same spot
If to many people are shooting at once in fallout 3 my PS3 shits it self and has a sezure all at once three times over
Hahaha there's so many I can't stop laughing 😊 😃 😆 I peed a littile. Love this video man top 5 for me keep up the fantastic hard work and ELE
When you finish the main story
Most people: build settlements
Me: Massacre everyone I come in contact with
I've played FO 4 dozens and dozens of times over and I've only ever found 1 synth in my settlements, so i killed him and made a monument from his component as a warning.
Oh I just kill all the settlers one of has to be synth
@@courier6402 dang . Let no one alive is the tactic
The toothpaste meme is because of diamond city guards dialogues
"I broke up with my girlfriend, she left the cap off the toothpaste you know who does that? A synth
Baters, I love ya. I love watching your videos AND your streams.
Stockton: oh I was expecting someone a bit more armed
Me a Literal one man army: yeah I get that a lot