Portlandia - Movie Theatre - The Next Level

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  • @stubbs203
    @stubbs203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "We're not going on a plane..."
    "You're going to see a documentary?"
    "Yeah."
    "Similar."

  • @mikesemon7392
    @mikesemon7392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    You're almost close.

  • @user-fz5st6cg8p
    @user-fz5st6cg8p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Escalators. Who makes them and where are they taking us” LOL

  • @acelar18
    @acelar18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    0:39 "are you two re.... disabled?" HAHAHAHHA

  • @gmoney4458
    @gmoney4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    You're almost close - that's going in the one-liner arsenal

    • @Cambone13
      @Cambone13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great for passing hikers on their way up while you're heading down

  • @robertkagan4019
    @robertkagan4019 11 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    But Portland has a specific mall that this is parodying and that this was filmed in. You buy tickets like 5 floors below the theatre for some reason.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Seattle Wa has a downtown theater, AMC that you go up 5-6 escalators to reach. I'm from Orlando Florida & we do not have theaters like that. A few are 1, 2 floors up that's it.

    • @WilliamMohamad-uv5fi
      @WilliamMohamad-uv5fi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavidLLambertmobile there's a AMC theater in Arlington texas in a mall that takes 3 floors to reach

    • @annabella1250
      @annabella1250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There are plenty of theatres in NYC and Chicago like this

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm.. did any of these places have other theaters nearby, and if so, did any of them close, and if so, why?

    • @Maddie-rv6sp
      @Maddie-rv6sp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@annabella1250 toronto too

  • @darkweblou1891
    @darkweblou1891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "You guys are almost close."

  • @Jade_holloway
    @Jade_holloway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    'You're the ripper' lol. Fred's expression is hilarious

  • @JColeComedian
    @JColeComedian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Do you need glasses? "Yes" lol

  • @celebrityrog
    @celebrityrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Portland Pioneer Place, I used to work here!!! And yes, the movie theater is on the upper floor, it's not as long complex as this episode...HOWEVER, there was an AMC Van Ness in San Francisco that literally had multi-levels and tons of escalators and ticket takers on every level back in the day that this is more like parodying.

  • @falalaxd
    @falalaxd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    omfg I went to this movie theater when I visited my friend in Portland. The accuracy of this lmao

    • @rickrose5377
      @rickrose5377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SarahGee
      Are you serious?!? I thought this was some surreal, conceptual bit.
      It's amazing to me that I saw 'A Clockwork Orange' when it opened in Boston at the very first multiplex I had ever been to -- the idea of multiple screens in one theater was an entirely new phenomenon.

    • @TheOn3LeftBehind
      @TheOn3LeftBehind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SarahGee omfg I thought this was a joke filmed in a mall or something LOL. What's it called?!

    • @chadmichael03
      @chadmichael03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheOn3LeftBehind the theater is in the mall. But the only way for most customers to get there is to ride a whole lot of stories up on escalators that are like out in the open. So you're looking down all the way to the first floor the whole way up. It's called Regal Pioneer Place

  • @MetalJay13
    @MetalJay13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Similar experience at SM Mega Mall in Manila, Philippines...
    Some of the theaters were located in different entire wings of the mall, including different floors, and even going outside to go back inside. Concessions were also all over and they didn't have all of the same offerings. It was always an adventure for sure 😆

  • @seajay3235
    @seajay3235 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "what i miss?
    er.. well...
    Shh! it's a movie theater"

  • @thegoldenlemur
    @thegoldenlemur 11 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I don't know about Portland but the VanNess AMC in San Francisco really is like this; you have to go up a ton of escalators to get to the theaters and they always put the new movies on the very top floor.
    But the up escalators are on opposite sides of the floors, so you go up, walk around to the other side of the floor and take the next one up and repeat over and over again.

    • @eightosaurusspelunk1598
      @eightosaurusspelunk1598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's a stupid design

    • @johnhonest7811
      @johnhonest7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the fuck are you on about?

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When did they build that?

    • @QraQrJaq
      @QraQrJaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eightosaurusspelunk1598 literally word for word what came to my mind

    • @johnnysecular
      @johnnysecular 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha AMC Dundas Square in Toronto is like that. the whole escalator routine is so monotonous most people just keep going all the way to the top, and then realize they have to go back down.

  • @stoictraveler1
    @stoictraveler1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That dude is hilarious.
    You guys are almost close lmao.

  • @filterguy2525
    @filterguy2525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    How do you have that many theaters in here? Well we have more up there. Ohh.

    • @clarebear5559
      @clarebear5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      filterguy2525 I laughed at that! They are so deadpan.

  • @aroseyglow
    @aroseyglow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve seen probably 100 movies in this exact theater in the Pioneer Mall. It’s true, the longest escalator ride ever!! The elevators are always full of moms with strollers.

  • @upland77
    @upland77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I don't know why but Carrie looks so cute in that wig! 😍

    • @mightymorphingmemory6178
      @mightymorphingmemory6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because she reminds you of the hoy goth weirdo skits lol

    • @guymann1660
      @guymann1660 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      carrie always be lookin cute

  • @nathanoman1
    @nathanoman1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Andrew Dhulst...Funniest man in show business son chip!!!

  • @HiVizCamo
    @HiVizCamo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Carrie winked at us in the last second.

  • @gwendolyno.3330
    @gwendolyno.3330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the old school random vibes

  • @QraQrJaq
    @QraQrJaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That other guy is hilarious and has perfect comedic timing. What’s his name?

    • @wildkeith
      @wildkeith 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Andrew Dhulst

  • @theregoesatenner
    @theregoesatenner 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “We’re not going on a plane” LMAOOO

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was just thinking of the VanNess when I saw this! Plus when I went to see Midnight In Paris for a late showing there was practically no one in the building. Spooky (especially after walking through the Tenderloin).

  • @jmiller1821
    @jmiller1821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was born and raised still live in Portland. That story is true.:)

    • @JoelBerghoff
      @JoelBerghoff 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you mean the story you just told, or the story in the video?

  • @colonelkilling2425
    @colonelkilling2425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this show.

  • @sexobscura
    @sexobscura 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    These two are just *TOO* spot on

  • @ANeonTiger
    @ANeonTiger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    loool, reminds me of Cineworld Glasgow.

    • @allwrighty100
      @allwrighty100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My thoughts too

    • @UploadN0ob
      @UploadN0ob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aye but at what cost?

    • @assvibes3866
      @assvibes3866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how the fuck, surely there are so many cineplexes like that in the world but thats the one ive gone to and thought of too lol

  • @jimbertido7762
    @jimbertido7762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is how it is at showcase in randolph massachusetts except it goes down like 5 fkn floors.

  • @northernbrother1258
    @northernbrother1258 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "You're almost close..." 🤣

  • @Freddy-Da-Freeloadah
    @Freddy-Da-Freeloadah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Back in the 1970s we went to movie theaters with a pillow. That's the way we did it in Portland OR any ways... Back in the 1970s... IMHO

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Whose the actor playing all the ushers? He's hilarious.

    • @fred7796
      @fred7796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lynn Turman napoleon dynamite

    • @haamishmcgarry
      @haamishmcgarry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      1. Napoleon Dynamite is played by Jon Heder
      2. This actors name is Andrew Dhulst
      3. Who the fuck is Lynn Turman?
      😂😂😂

    • @broken927
      @broken927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      from what I hear, lynn turman is a bit of a douche.

    • @mrbiscuits915
      @mrbiscuits915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't she that chick that went to jail for that home pap smear clinic she was running in her basement.

    • @jb.burnheart11030
      @jb.burnheart11030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lynn Turman is the escalator

  • @RpattzMyPapiChulo
    @RpattzMyPapiChulo 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i loved this sssoooooo much

  • @sexobscura
    @sexobscura 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this series is *fooken MAD*

  • @seniscram7958
    @seniscram7958 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Portlandia.

  • @lindsayvanniekerk9483
    @lindsayvanniekerk9483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Reminds me of the Event complex in Auckland, so depressing

  • @johnburn872
    @johnburn872 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ticket guy is fantastic

  • @sn00ke
    @sn00ke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Purgatory for movie critics.

  • @robschilke
    @robschilke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This looks like AMC Pacific Place in Seattle.

  • @DavidLLambertmobile
    @DavidLLambertmobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is a movie theater 🎟 like this in Seattle Wa. You go up like 6 floors. The escalators are in the center of the mall.

  • @RpattzMyPapiChulo
    @RpattzMyPapiChulo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMFG this was sooo funny, insanely funny.

  • @golden_lak2516
    @golden_lak2516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spokane, Washington has a similar layout! You just keep going up

  • @xiomoreira-ruiz7904
    @xiomoreira-ruiz7904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    me at work everyday haha

  • @PrimalSnake
    @PrimalSnake 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have been to that mall before evelsteev it is in Portland.

  • @Brandon-jw5cv
    @Brandon-jw5cv 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man, that other actor was hilarious!

  • @theresarezac7502
    @theresarezac7502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You guys are almost close...”

  • @DMT4Dinner
    @DMT4Dinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very surreal

  • @MrFour4th
    @MrFour4th 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "they don't let me yet"
    "..yet?"

  • @nc17atnce101
    @nc17atnce101 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    that was awesome

    • @u770017
      @u770017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So how are the beats coming along it's been 5 years?

  • @elliotthouha
    @elliotthouha 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hhaaha this is funny to see because im in this mall allll the time!

  • @beeflumps
    @beeflumps 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This sketch gave me the weirdest dream

  • @godboy50
    @godboy50 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How do you have that many theaters in here?

  • @dodgelandesman
    @dodgelandesman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ring a bell for any fellow Manhattanites who found their nearest theater to be Times Square?

  • @sonyawalker9212
    @sonyawalker9212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE.

  • @NicholasLittlejohn
    @NicholasLittlejohn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NYC theaters are like this.

  • @whups1744
    @whups1744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is that Kurt Vonnegut?

  • @illbeburningstar1
    @illbeburningstar1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly I used to live in vancoover ca. And there was a place like this ha 4 levels and a person to check like everywhere it was sprta funny but this is ligit a think.....well they took it to the.....next level.. get it he he.

  • @camtron
    @camtron 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey! Thats the theater I go to!

  • @StephanieJ777
    @StephanieJ777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that Pioneer Square mall?

  • @pooperhead1023
    @pooperhead1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the escalator movie reminds me of willam dafoe standing on the escalator in the mr bean movie

  • @jasminlynn905
    @jasminlynn905 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    almost close haha

  • @larrythefitz.9605
    @larrythefitz.9605 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been in that shopping center/mall/where is the bathroom at its confusing as hell.oh wait its a movie place.

  • @thebluedan
    @thebluedan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone know the actor playing the the theatre worker?

  • @TawsifEC
    @TawsifEC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Feels almost like a Heavens Gate reference.

  • @isocrate27
    @isocrate27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to see this documentary

  • @JNLink80
    @JNLink80 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fred looks like John Holmes.

  • @williamjameslehy1341
    @williamjameslehy1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have prosopagnosia so I genuinely can't tell if the employees are all the same actor in different wigs.

  • @fiyahspinnah
    @fiyahspinnah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been here I've had the hardest time getting in haha. Hard to access theater.

  • @AL13NM
    @AL13NM 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...and where are they taking us?"

  • @zackkorth2410
    @zackkorth2410 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    how do these two know so much about portland anyway?

  • @BrianBattles
    @BrianBattles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Same guy everywhere

    • @oslargotte7945
      @oslargotte7945 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because there is an elevator for employees :)

  • @shannonh.n.4046
    @shannonh.n.4046 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't with all his hairdos...

  • @robyortichella7412
    @robyortichella7412 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where is the Lord mayor Kyle?

  • @ukmedicfrcs
    @ukmedicfrcs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol you are almost close

  • @dissonanceofcircles5451
    @dissonanceofcircles5451 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Swear i thought he was smelling them

  • @briansunbury
    @briansunbury 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    you’re almost close

  • @zcvxs
    @zcvxs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chicago Clark st lol....

  • @ANOK541
    @ANOK541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want a wig for a good laugh 🌳🌳🌳🌳🤡🤡🤡🤡🍻🍻🍻

  • @jacksonthedoggy
    @jacksonthedoggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Almost close

  • @angelortega929
    @angelortega929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 what I miss 🤫 it’s a 🎥 🎭

  • @alanmalcheski8882
    @alanmalcheski8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You need to use the drive in to see movies, since the corona started killing people. Or order your movie online. Like food.

  • @KLEARSKITHEKREEPER
    @KLEARSKITHEKREEPER 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha😂

  • @johnnynbk
    @johnnynbk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Still not as bad as the cacao skit.

  • @ChrisRalphHoward
    @ChrisRalphHoward 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What the hell would you do if there was a fire??? You need to find a new movie theatre.

  • @mariarahelvarnhagen2729
    @mariarahelvarnhagen2729 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hubers Farm

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose5377 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very meta.

  • @only257
    @only257 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol

  • @wudangmtn
    @wudangmtn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was funny, but exaggerated. The movies are on the fifth floor. The other floors are shops. Tickets are bought on the fifth floor.

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why it's called comedy. Comedy tends to take real situations and exaggerate them.

  • @Tuesday_
    @Tuesday_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh no the problems
    So art is a thing
    But how do I art
    I feel sick b

  • @DNotzz
    @DNotzz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Everyone in the sketch just annoys the shit out of me. Bravo 👏

  • @funk3nst3in
    @funk3nst3in 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow they really blew that out of proportion
    first of all you can skip the entire escalator stage with the regal fast pass PD-Xpedite membership: locals can skip lines made entirely of out of towners. Second, that particular theater has their self-serve kiosk on the same floor as their theaters, so carrie and fred wouldn't've bought their ticket AND THEN gone on a dozen escalators, they would have rode 9 escalators THEN bought their ticket. Third, regal employees can ONLY rip but are not authorized to validate, only designated pioneer place employees hold that title, which is earned in a battle royale style tournament every 3rd month in the shanghai tunnels.
    jeez does anyone do research anymore

  • @sunflowers2469
    @sunflowers2469 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    🙄

  • @Weretomas
    @Weretomas 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had to unlike to keep it 420

  • @jasonberezny9705
    @jasonberezny9705 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Armisen gives me angry, anxiety fuelled laughter. Their presentation of woke ideology is accurate comic genius. 🤣✌️❤️

    • @patpat8727
      @patpat8727 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you realize they would probably hate you, right?

    • @jasonberezny9705
      @jasonberezny9705 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patpat8727
      Yes. I should just kill myself . Nobody likes me.😞

  • @evelsteev
    @evelsteev 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not funny. Not even Portlandish. This could be any city.

    • @maebe7668
      @maebe7668 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      evelsteev it really couldn't

    • @BassT3hYoshi
      @BassT3hYoshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that’s literally pioneer place but sure it could be any city

  • @austinshaddtv
    @austinshaddtv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "We're not going on a plane"
    "You're seeing a documentary?"
    "Yeah"
    "Similar."