That isn't an optometrist, it's a craft store on foster road. I own the patio furniture store down the street called "Yard Sticks Furniture" cause it's made of sticks and you keep it in your yard.
“Yeah I can see my eyes rollin’ in the back of my head with that one” I love how they imagine their reactions if they were to see these terrible puns out on the street
Yes. I had a big book of all the Calvin and Hobbes and read that part, later tried something similar at school, got in big trouble in class, then got beaten really hard when my dad came home and found out.
@@KandiKlover I may or may not but definitely have recited "I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg and her mighty state of hysteria" on more than one occasion. ;-) [Also, your dad needs a sense of humor. No offense intended. Just sayin'. ;-)]
Brendan Downes Lol, Spaghetto is what I tell my family we're having when I just want to open a can of sauce and pour it over noodles. Its not fancy spaghetti with all the veggies and meat and home made sauce but its a lower class version, "spaghetto." I know this is useless information to you but have never heard anyone use my term for crappy spaghetti so it gave me a mild rush of excitement and I had to share.
My former city: Milwaukee ~ had a band by the name of Mortgage Freeman. I live in Portlandia now, + it's so Spot-on. Fun Fact: opening scene is a block away from my workplace...
Everybody knows that the pledge is supposed to go "I pledge allegiance to the United Apes, and to the rear public for which it stands, with liver tea and just us for owls."
Moved to Portland a year ago for school, and I’ve been making fun of the dumb pun business names ever since. Their writers really know the city so well
I own a patio furniture store/workshop in portland called "Yard Sticks Furniture" cause you put them in your yard and they're made of sticks. Come visit us in southeast 82nd Ave.
"Lord of the Pasta Rings. The movie is the Hobbit"
"Revenge of the Pasta Sith. The movie is Star Trek."
I love Ronald D Moore. He’s the greatest.
some shit id do lmao
@@commandercaptain4664 the pasta sith
Let’s just have fun with it... see what happens...
Spa-Getty Museum. I finally got it.
OH! haha
tackyman2011
Wait.. nope. Break it down for me?
Right over my head. Thank you.
This is what makes the comment section worth reading.
Wait..... BUAHAHAHHA NOW THAT I GET IT, ITS HILARIOUS. I was like, "Spaghetti Museum? Thats stupid!" but Im the stupid one who didnt get it.
I unironically liked SpectOcular
Me too, love it!
Ikr, that one shouldn't be in here, that's legitimately good lol
How about A Sight for Four-Eyes?
It's a double whammy
Same
The old black guy is such a funny character lmao
Omg he’s my favorite in every scene he’s in. What’s the actor’s name pls!!
He is not an actor, that is the funny thing! He was just a guy in Portland they used and he was so good, he became a bit of a regular!
He's awesome in the Battlestar Galactica bit.
Is he lookie lou?
That's Ronald D. Moore
I frequently drive around portland and giggle at the top shelf pun names.
Drove past an optometrist "I've been framed"
That isn't an optometrist, it's a craft store on foster road. I own the patio furniture store down the street called "Yard Sticks Furniture" cause it's made of sticks and you keep it in your yard.
They make picture frames you idiot. Cant you read puns?
SpectOcular
I'm basically the old guy in the back contributing nothing of value.
Boop we all have our place...
He's the best.
The movie is The Hobbit
I liked Spa-Getty Museum.
Hannibal's dad?
I’ve always wanted to open a classy Thai restraint with a dress code & call it “Suit & Thai”
Thai'd and Restraunt'd
theres a place in portland called beau thai. Double pun.
“Yeah I can see my eyes rollin’ in the back of my head with that one” I love how they imagine their reactions if they were to see these terrible puns out on the street
shd have gone with SpectOcular
all of carrie's and fred's were great puns but Lord of the Pasta Rings is just fucking hilarious
Its about the movie..the hobbit
That's not even a pun. And pasta rings aren't a thing. I don't know how that guy even got hired.
@@maxsecrest SpaghettiOs are pasta rings
I know an optometry place called "Specs Appeal"
Ugh. That's a full groan! ;)
Nice, good to see this company is still going strong.
Not gonna lie. That’s really good.
"specsial needs
"Eaty phone Rome" is an awesome name for an Italian restaurant.
Where does the 'phone' part fit into the name, though?
@@c.s.4428 the middle
If it's a delivery-only service
E.T. references are too dated. Millennials, Gen Z'ers won't get it.
“Give Pizza Chance” was sitting right there, these guys aren’t as good as they think.
real place! wonder if they wanted to avoid that...
How could you miss "A Sight For Four Eyes"?!
This is INCREDIBLE!
because "A Side Order of French Four-Eye's" is still 100x better and more terrible
I was thinking "Eye See You"
How could they miss that the optometrist is ON DIVISION STREET
Full groan 🙄
"my eyes are rolling in the back of my head on that one ." 😆
Pasta La Vista? You let us all down Fred and Carrie!
Not really, because it's already an ACTUAL restaurant www.pastababyfoodtruck.net/
How about Pasta Rhymes?
That’s too good though. I’m not groaning enough.
🤮 I hate your very existence. It's genius.
Make it an Italian and Jamaican combo restaurant and name it The Pastafarian
"That was the United States." "What is is they want?"
United States: Hi, is your fridge running?
United States: Yeah, I'd like to talk to someone there. Last name Hunt, first name Mike.
Spectocular is actually....a REALLY great name for an optometrist...
How about Special Eyes
Yeah, it is insanely good!
Spect-Ocular is a pretty great two for one job
Twice the pun, double the gall.
Love the old guy in the background. Like they just pulled him in from the street and talked him into doing a skit. 😂
Crust Me? Like "trust me"? Has me dying 😂 Also, Ronald D. Moore is just awesome in this sketch.
'I can see my eyes rollin' in the back of my head on that one.'
I'm shaking my head and I love it.
THE MOVIE IS THE HOBBIT
The ending reminded me of that old Calvin & Hobbes strip. "I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg and her mighty state of hysteria!"
Lol same!
Yes. I had a big book of all the Calvin and Hobbes and read that part, later tried something similar at school, got in big trouble in class, then got beaten really hard when my dad came home and found out.
@@KandiKlover I may or may not but definitely have recited "I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg and her mighty state of hysteria" on more than one occasion. ;-)
[Also, your dad needs a sense of humor. No offense intended. Just sayin'. ;-)]
It took me several years but I finally understand he was saying spa-Getty Museum
Call me old-fashioned, but I feel that the schoolchildren should maintain "hands-on-hearts" through the closing fart.
All of those Eyedeas are good,..sorry I couldn't help you more
I love Ronald D. More in the back there!
Just realized, "optometrist...on Division."
Genius
Endless Pastabillities
It took me a minute to realize that the more grone-y and eye roll-y the better
“T.G.I.Framedays”
“Ugh, that’s sooo dumb”
“Thank You!”
😂🤣
**shakes head** “I love it”
Fred's face after "The movie is The Hobbit."
😂😂😂😂😂
“It was the United States!”
“What is...they want?”
Easily the most relevant and funniest sketch show out there now
"Planned Pizzahood" I'm dying!!!! hahahahaha
Could be considered controversial
its actually a hint about pedophilia and its ties to planned parenthood
@@daHalog0d comet ping pong didn’t happen until well after this.
The Spaghetto. A cheap pasta place.
Brendan Downes Lol, Spaghetto is what I tell my family we're having when I just want to open a can of sauce and pour it over noodles. Its not fancy spaghetti with all the veggies and meat and home made sauce but its a lower class version, "spaghetto." I know this is useless information to you but have never heard anyone use my term for crappy spaghetti so it gave me a mild rush of excitement and I had to share.
@@raynaclarke3488 I love that, can I use it?!?!?!?!? LOLOL ;) ~ " *Spaghetto* " _ROFLMAO_ !
in Spaghetto
I would go to such a place.
(I wouldn't go to Spa Gaytto - simply because I wouldn't trust the sauce).
I would watch a multi season series of the punslingers
My former city: Milwaukee ~ had a band by the name of Mortgage Freeman. I live in Portlandia now, + it's so Spot-on. Fun Fact: opening scene is a block away from my workplace...
Everybody knows that the pledge is supposed to go "I pledge allegiance to the United Apes, and to the rear public for which it stands, with liver tea and just us for owls."
I love these guys so much.
If the Italian place was in Philly “Parma-Jawn” would be perfect
I love this silly show.
"i'm shaking my head and I like it"
I love how she swings her pumps
I just drove past a restaurant called Steak it Easy.
Love the guy in the back
Carrie Brownstein is awesome. Love Sleater-Kinney
Moved to Portland a year ago for school, and I’ve been making fun of the dumb pun business names ever since. Their writers really know the city so well
Cute sketch as usual for Portlandia clips thanks. And I think Carrie Brownstein looked gorge in that blond hairstyle.
Yep, great look!
There's a pho restaurant in Keene, NH named "Pho Keene Great". Sadly they were forced to change their name from a lawsuit.
Was it from the Sofa King? I feel like Fred has information we need to hear on this topic
hope they weren't Thai'd up for tu wong
“That was the United States!”
What is they want?
"Spect- ocular" is my favorite one
Lord of the Pasta Rings😂😂😂😂😂
Great, I am going to be snickering about this skit all day. There I go again.
That's a full groan.
Im shaking my head. And I love it.
"Lord of the Pasta Rings" 😂😂
The optometrist’s office on Division in Portland is 6.0 di Vision. You’re welcome :)
Phone rings. You look at your phone. *United States is calling*. You say "Fuck, not them again." You hate it when they call.
For you fans of Aphex Twin I offer “Eye Care Because You Do”
a woman named Lindsey rants constantly in "Vents o'Lynn"
This is so good! Hilarious
I think I once ate at a Spagetty Museum.
I'd kill for this amount of collaboration at my job
”Pros and Contacts” was pretty good!
If Spect-Ocular and/or Pros & Contacts existed, I'd only shop there just cause of the pun name. TRUE STORY.
“Spect-ocular” is actually a great name
Spect-Ocular . Yes . How about this one for the optometrist : Now you see me.
The best pun name I have ever seen is a Thai restaurant called "Thai me up" 😂🤣.
Lets just have fun with it and see what happens
Ronald G. Moore with the top shelf, spaghetti museum! 🙉
Just straight up for-eyes is great!
snap!
Theres a salon near me called, "curl up and dye" love it
Redondo Beach? I've also seen one in northern Indiana. Always made me laugh.
Amazing!!!
They don't do Pho because Pho restaurants don't need any assistance in that department.
we have a Chinese food place near me called "Of Rice And Men"
I own a patio furniture store/workshop in portland called "Yard Sticks Furniture" cause you put them in your yard and they're made of sticks. Come visit us in southeast 82nd Ave.
Nobody is mentioning the meta joke that the job is "punslingers"
Maybe Planned Pizzahood can throw a fundraiser for Planned Parenthood & Planned Pethood?
There's a record store in North Portland called "Vinyl Resting Place"
That's full grown
Spect-Ocular is the one to go with
I would genuinely love the same Spect-ocular for my optometrist
There’s an Optometrist on Division St. in Chicago named D/Vision, made me think of this sketch
theres a Pho place here in philly called "Pho 75"
the pho pun game is over
This could be a show on its own
Planned Pizzahood 😂😂😂
I like how the Robitussin commercial had puns in it
pUNbelievable
Lord of the Pasta Rings?? Gold, Jerry!
I wish this business existed. I like all the “Common Grounds” coffee shops, but some variety would be nice.
"Spect-ocular" is actually really good
God I miss this show.
And of course, the name of the business, 'Punslingers,' is itself a pun -- brilliant!
My dream is to open a Jamaican-Italian fusion restaurant called “Rasta Pasta”
Lady is a real funny actor!
*"Punslingers Incorporated"*
Spect-ocular is actually genius
Punintentional.
Now I'm hungry
If the Italian place is next to a French Restaruant it could be "Forget a Baguette"
i wonder what the puns filed under "locksmith" say