Dirk Nowitzki Gives Conan The Texas Citizenship Test | CONAN on TBS

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  • @richardleonhard3971
    @richardleonhard3971 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2721

    Dirk's "German" sounds like google translated it and Conan's German is what happens when you play scrabble outside and a hurricane hits you

    • @JFKJrJrPlanetX
      @JFKJrJrPlanetX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      you made me laugh

    • @LXTaxFraud
      @LXTaxFraud 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      i think dirk got the text from the shows managers

    • @i3alphamale571
      @i3alphamale571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Richard Leonhard I am German, his German is completly normal...

    • @papamopp
      @papamopp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I〈3AlphaMale Dann hör mal genau hin was Dirk sagt! Das ist nicht die richtige Grammatik!

    • @richardleonhard3971
      @richardleonhard3971 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I〈3AlphaMale It definitely is not.

  • @Apropoetic
    @Apropoetic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    I think it's rare to come across someone who geniunely doesn't like Dirk.

    • @DeanGl
      @DeanGl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Yeah. I'm a die-hard Spurs fan and back when the rivalry with the Mavs was at its height, I really hated the Mavericks. That said, I liked Dirk. He is just too freaking good and a class act. I absolutely despised Mark Cuban though. lol!

    • @Apropoetic
      @Apropoetic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      DeanGl
      I can understand a lot of people not liking Mark Cuban, but I have to say he certainly breathed new life into the Mavs organization and you can tell he is enthusiastic about the game.

    • @vincelampa4095
      @vincelampa4095 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I'm a Spurs guy, but I always have love for Dirk. He's a genuine class act, and I was so happy to see him win in 2011 after getting robbed in 2006.
      I also enjoy what Cuban brings to the table. It's rare you have an owner that isn't afraid to speak his mind, and it looks like he truly cares about his team. I often read anecdotes about how the Mavs facilities are among the best in the NBA.

    • @DonCapoeira
      @DonCapoeira 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      DeanGl
      In return I also like and truly respect Tim Duncan even though I'm a Mavs fan. Dirk and Tim are both class individuals. Throw Hakeem Olajuwon in there as another classy big man who won a title in Texas. Texas b-ball has been blessed with classy big men.

    • @ichbinnilsroth
      @ichbinnilsroth 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apro yes

  • @LOCOnarwhal
    @LOCOnarwhal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    I forget just how tall Conan and Andy are. They actually look normal next to 7 foot tall Dirk

    • @cancerfour69er
      @cancerfour69er 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOCOnarwhal Who?

    • @Scarx2gt
      @Scarx2gt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      LOCOnarwhal it's been established that Conan is 6'4 with really good posture. Andy is at least 6'1/6'2 judging by how he looks only a few inches shorter than Conan lol.

    • @LOCOnarwhal
      @LOCOnarwhal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      408 Magenta Huh, I would've pegged Conan at 6'5 and Andy at least 6'3.

    • @konoko196
      @konoko196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      damn surprised Andy is that tall didn't look short vs a 7 footer

    • @kombinationkid
      @kombinationkid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You stole what I was just fixing to comment asshat

  • @General0006RBX
    @General0006RBX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    "Which two foreign countries does Texas boarder?" "Mexico and The United States."
    I am from south Texas and this claim is true.

    • @alemanrobert78
      @alemanrobert78 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      So true. Texas is it's own country.

    • @initialisms2970
      @initialisms2970 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GenStudios I'm from Houston. And it is true

    • @brendonnorris6831
      @brendonnorris6831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree. from San Antonio

    • @primeevantv6487
      @primeevantv6487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Greetings from Corpus Christi

    • @redmaengda
      @redmaengda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very true. Greetings from the 903!

  • @giannibetancur2798
    @giannibetancur2798 8 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    "whats the leading cause of heart attacks in texas"
    "Tony Romo"
    2:00 I died

    • @Kas-rp4zb
      @Kas-rp4zb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Javale McGOAT so true

    • @knutate
      @knutate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RonnyDonny13 sad cowboy you can pretend to win the super next decade

    • @kkim5000
      @kkim5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      so did they.

    • @hardsandwich8311
      @hardsandwich8311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of a heart attack?

    • @MrGahbage1
      @MrGahbage1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah cuz he sucks and always got destroyed by my SKINS #HTTR

  • @peteswafflemeyer5620
    @peteswafflemeyer5620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Conan's "German" sounded like when Hitler and Rumpelstielzchen had a child with speech impediment and they lobotomized it and then put it on speed.

    • @theman1412
      @theman1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and it was good friends with Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @caschdiify
      @caschdiify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So damn accurate.... 😱

    • @Nergal_Slayer
      @Nergal_Slayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @latinolawdog5067
      @latinolawdog5067 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s probably because he’s not German. He’s American.

  • @TheCaesarMania
    @TheCaesarMania 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You know you’re a legend when the crowd pops just from someone saying your name. It was like one level of applause when they knew who it was, and then it elevated to another level after “Dirk Nowitzki”. Amazing

    • @crizzie_g
      @crizzie_g ปีที่แล้ว

      you're a genius. there arent even any spectators in that studio. you're reacting to artificial sound effects

  • @Freestyle8Football
    @Freestyle8Football 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    he pronounced the german words like americans do :D

    • @cameronmccabe2789
      @cameronmccabe2789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Being in the US for so long had probably taken him back in Germany.

    • @extremerFatalist
      @extremerFatalist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      +ronskie donskie He probably did that accent on purpose.

    • @shamanman100
      @shamanman100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah I think he did it on purpose

    • @hannajtg6009
      @hannajtg6009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Fatalist No think not

    • @Mysterios1989
      @Mysterios1989 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      When you hear him speaking in Germany, you don't hear an American accent. But to be honest, it happens if your brain is wired to speak English at that moment, you sometimes start to pronounce German words within this English speech english :D

  • @prankfiles
    @prankfiles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Dirk could at least have corrected the butchered German sentence they wrote for him.

    • @Elykism
      @Elykism 10 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Think that's why Dirk said, "I don't know what you just said"

    • @leaXmarc
      @leaXmarc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Elykism No not just Conan, what Dirk said himself actually didn't really make any sense :D

    • @leemanstiles7790
      @leemanstiles7790 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see almost everywhere

    • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
      @dingdingdingdiiiiing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      "wie würde man die Öffentlichenvehrkerhsmittel einbezongen Wagen damit sie von diesen Teather zum AT&T Stadium"
      "how would one public transportation including cars so that they from this theater to AT&T stadium"
      nicely butchered, writers, nicely butchered

    • @524rdsxfn
      @524rdsxfn 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did they speak German? It's Texas. Lol

  • @gop1386
    @gop1386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    So much pride runs thru my heart when everyone claps and sings, "Deep in the Heart of Texas!"

  • @deanambrose9
    @deanambrose9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3231

    I didn't understand Dirk's german sentence and I'm from germany.

    • @Nisced
      @Nisced 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Dean Ambrose same. xD whatever though :D

    • @officialkirin7219
      @officialkirin7219 9 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      +Dean Ambrose Ist glaub von der Grammatik auch vollkommener Blödsinn.

    • @SmokingBirds
      @SmokingBirds 9 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      +Daniel Lund jab. grammatikalisch falsch. der wurde bestimmt von einem amerikaner ausgedacht.

    • @theunknown2864
      @theunknown2864 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +SmokingBirds Oder Mir Google übersetzer

    • @ViciousSinister
      @ViciousSinister 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      +Dean Ambrose ich denke die wollten einfach nur schwere wörter im satz haben und haben das einfach so zusammengewürfelt

  • @minnesotamatt1980
    @minnesotamatt1980 9 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    hahaha "TONY ROMO" lmao

  • @MrGekostyle
    @MrGekostyle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    Ouh man conan spreaks german like hitler xD

    • @IchbinPeter.
      @IchbinPeter. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      MrGekostyle Everyone here in Germany speaks like Hitler. Me, my Father, my Brother and my Mother. Normaly we say instant of Hello just NEIN! or BLITZKRIEG!

    • @BoarhideGaming
      @BoarhideGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Yes..yes..our public transport is generally called "TRUPPENTRANSPORT JAWOHL!" And our supermarkets are colloquially know as "NAHRUNGSMITTELAUFRÜSTUNGSSTÄTTE!"

    • @HDefinitionTV
      @HDefinitionTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MrGekostyle "german"

    • @gregsdiary537
      @gregsdiary537 9 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      i'm german and i don't unterstand a single word he said..:D

    • @Eiest
      @Eiest 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      +GregsDiary Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof

  • @Busster99
    @Busster99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I believe that there is a verb missing in Dirk's German sentence.

    • @superkind333
      @superkind333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Everything is missing there^^

    • @dr.petrus5975
      @dr.petrus5975 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah he forgot to say gehen what means going to

    • @ichbinnilsroth
      @ichbinnilsroth 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ja haha

    • @uk9383
      @uk9383 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..kommen.

  • @unnamed5603
    @unnamed5603 8 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    in germany we call him "dirkules"

    • @user-nq4sc4tg2r
      @user-nq4sc4tg2r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In Dallas we call him The greatest.

    • @Airmaster167
      @Airmaster167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crom f AKA The Goat

    • @Stinger913
      @Stinger913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crom f legendary reply

    • @ludgartzylinder5951
      @ludgartzylinder5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nein machen wir nicht

    • @Brownalebelly
      @Brownalebelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ludgartzylinder5951 Doch, hab ich schon oft gehört.

  • @aldi404
    @aldi404 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2369

    Ich glaub Dirk hat vergessen wie man deutsch spricht :)

    • @hasdiof
      @hasdiof 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ne

    • @Strongpoint100
      @Strongpoint100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      haha hab ich auch grad gedacht xD

    • @Matt87FY
      @Matt87FY 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      so ist das, wenn man 24/7 Englisch redet

    • @Fazotronic
      @Fazotronic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      er hat offensichtlich einfach gelesen was auf dem zettel steht.
      wollte wahrscheinlich auch kein wirbel drum machen weil die ja ohnehin nichts kapieren

    • @imdeadasssmacked
      @imdeadasssmacked 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nein

  • @MisterFuturtastic
    @MisterFuturtastic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I wish they had done one of those remote things where Conan goes around Texas with Dirk. Can't get enough Conan and Dirk.

  • @Editor_Hound
    @Editor_Hound 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Man, Dirk is comedy gold! Who would have known?

  • @YourFriendZay
    @YourFriendZay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Dirk is such a classy guy

  • @pugilisticpablo7945
    @pugilisticpablo7945 10 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    that deep in the heart of texas song is DRILLED into your head as a kid when you grow up in Texas

    • @mattblevins1983
      @mattblevins1983 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's also played at every Texas Rangers game.

    • @blakeb4583
      @blakeb4583 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PugilisticPaul The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas

    • @bryansu5824
      @bryansu5824 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So true

    • @bryansu5824
      @bryansu5824 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GuidoAnchovy B nah

    • @bryansu5824
      @bryansu5824 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GuidoAnchovy B nah, everyone did it before the 1800s in america tho

  • @CanineGrowTime
    @CanineGrowTime 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Dirks smile was adorable when Conan answered "Tony Romo". I love Dirk :)

  • @omarcorrea
    @omarcorrea 10 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    My favorite one was, which two foreign countries borders Texas; Mexico and the US. lol

    • @eureka0521
      @eureka0521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol yeah as a texan that had me cracking up

    • @imronburgundy7450
      @imronburgundy7450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      eureka0521 As a Texan, I find nothing funny about factual information.

  • @jair333
    @jair333 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love when Conan clearly wrote most of the bit. It`s that sarcastic harvard humor of his. He did creat Mr. Burns after all.

  • @jsong21
    @jsong21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Dirk.. was fucking KILLER in that Finals against LBJ.

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    It case ya'll were wondering, Conan's German was straight gibberish. Dirk can obviously speak German but what he said was way odd I assume he was reading a cue card and not saying it how he would say normally say it. Plus he's been in America so long you do lose a bit of your mother tongue.

    • @braydanleal5463
      @braydanleal5463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahepperl IT case you were wonder ?

    • @danielrottlaender9101
      @danielrottlaender9101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ahepperl Dirk hasn't lost any of his mother tongue tho.

    • @theendurance
      @theendurance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danielrottlaender9101 he lost his father's tongue tho

    • @sal9523
      @sal9523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel Rottlaender like many “Americans” have ..

    • @ariamentio
      @ariamentio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Allagí he’s being a true Texan.

  • @rm9511a
    @rm9511a 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    LMAO....Dirk played the bit very well.......even knew where to pause for the applause like a pro.

    • @Paddl897
      @Paddl897 ปีที่แล้ว

      And even when the sentence he read in German didn‘t even make sense in German😂

  • @matthewleichter7184
    @matthewleichter7184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Dirk is a class act. My basketball idol and a great human being.

  • @skimtbmax
    @skimtbmax 10 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I'm german and even nowitzkis question had some grammar mistakes. He probably didn't give a shit about the question xD

    • @L00kiii64
      @L00kiii64 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nein er hat das einfach abgelesen, vom Blatt, er spricht perkekt Deutsch, so wie jeder andereDeutsche auch

    • @LilysDream
      @LilysDream 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** naja, es waren schon Fehler drin aber das ist nicht verwunderlich wenn man von einer zur anderen Sprache wechselt und sie (vielleicht) selten benutzt

    • @aldi404
      @aldi404 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Jeder Deutsche spricht perfekt deutsch? Wirklich???

  • @timkrappmann5207
    @timkrappmann5207 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When Dirk asks for directions to the stadium in German, he doesn't correct the errors in it. As a native speaker and fan of Dirk, I find that hilarious. Also, the way he says "Schnitzel" :D I think by now he's at the very least half Texan.

  • @Jonidenk
    @Jonidenk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    3:33 wie er einfach "und" sagt hahaha

  • @benholt06
    @benholt06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dirk has such a great personality. I hope he’s involved with the Mavericks forever, and that I’m around to see both his sons don the Mav colors

  • @srenaml3632
    @srenaml3632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I got this in my recommended 5 years later. Legend.

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wow I'm German myself, but I've been to the States several times and... well... R.E.S.P.E.K.T. DIRK! What a gorgeous English, hardly any accent!👍 Always again so impressive for me how he's made his way to the States, in several regards... I mean just the way the crowd started chearing when he stepped in. And still so kind and down to earth. Great guy, great personality!👑

    • @MoTown-qd8fl
      @MoTown-qd8fl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Vicky 12 We couldn't be happier to have someone like Dirk in our state. Thanks for letting us borrow him!

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MoTown2112 Oh I didn't arrange it personally, but your very welcome! :)

  • @Anime4Life35
    @Anime4Life35 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "leading cause of heart attack in Texas"
    "Tony Romo"
    SO TRUE

    • @burnonsports
      @burnonsports 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anybody else wanna see Dirk play WR? or is that just me?

  • @tgms177
    @tgms177 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love it how the crowd went berserk when Dirk was announced

  • @thenotoriousdig610
    @thenotoriousdig610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It’s always amazing to see how above average Conan is height wise.
    Also, Dirk is the funniest player ever

  • @RRRRRRRRR33
    @RRRRRRRRR33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's crazy how Conan have basically the same height of Dwyane Wade!

  • @DreamWorldSyd
    @DreamWorldSyd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You can't prove to me that Hakeem Olajuwon can't turn into a rocket.

  • @SanskarWagley
    @SanskarWagley 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I live in Dallas/Fort Worth and double checked the public transportation directions. He was pretty much right.

  • @stephanieogaga7688
    @stephanieogaga7688 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    IM SO IN LOVE WITH DIRKS ACCENT OMFG. It's sad, I've lived in Dallas my whole life and didn't know who founded it😂😂 This made me so happy and proud to be Texan! He would've really passed if he mentioned Whataburger or Football, or even George Straight, but as true Texan, I'd say Conan passed!

  • @mwyz
    @mwyz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Damn, I knew Conan was tall, but even standing next to Dirk Nowitzki, he didn't look short.

    • @claudiatalbott111
      @claudiatalbott111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conan's 6'4

    • @locovel10
      @locovel10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when I was in Times Square, he walked right in front of me. He looked as tall as Dirk.

  • @yourboble
    @yourboble 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Conan should play in the celebrity basketball game for all star weekend

  • @MonicaChen
    @MonicaChen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Conan just sounds like he's yelling in gaelic.

    • @paulmazur2116
      @paulmazur2116 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha, he probably is. I couldn't understand one word of what he said (and I'm german)

    • @quipzz
      @quipzz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Paul Mazur
      What Dirk said in German doesn't make any sense either :D
      "Wie kommt man mit oeffentlichen Verkehrsmitteln von diesem Theater zum AT&T Stadion" would have been correct ;)
      Very funny anyway :D

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love Dirk. Such s humble and underrated player. Should have taken him to the Berlin trip. Yeah, I know the NBA season and all, but still, it would have been so much fun.

  • @stuckonautomatic
    @stuckonautomatic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Man, Dirk could at least have corrected the butchered German sentence they wrote for him. But then he probably thought of not offending the intern who pulled this off google translate. He's that nice. But good to finally see him in one of the talkshows.

  • @BobBobw
    @BobBobw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    German jesus

    • @Finn-wm2no
      @Finn-wm2no 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he cant even pronounce german words corretly

    • @catsexual3412
      @catsexual3412 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn, so sassy.

    • @Finn-wm2no
      @Finn-wm2no 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrBrenman21
      wtf

    • @leonbremer4216
      @leonbremer4216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some dude on the internet He can, that’s just scripted because it’s an scetch

  • @MartinRizoComedy
    @MartinRizoComedy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I've been to Texas and the number 1 thing I love from Texas is TACO CABANA!!!!

    • @hartnessprintcentral2194
      @hartnessprintcentral2194 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      All about that Whataburger man.

    • @TayBee2012
      @TayBee2012 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm pretty sure Braum's is also a winner...Dairy Queen...Taco Casa...If you've been to Wichita Falls or Vernon. And then every other place y'all have been in Texas just because of plain Texas Hospitality

    • @MrBrainiac25
      @MrBrainiac25 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Really? I live in San Antonio and I despise Taco Cabana

    • @rajaa43
      @rajaa43 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blake Campbell

    • @hananehalil3272
      @hananehalil3272 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrBrainiac25

  • @omarcorrea
    @omarcorrea 10 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    that last pic was hilarious

  • @Hege38
    @Hege38 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy really should appear in more talkshows. Dirkules is on it!

  • @harikrishnanv5246
    @harikrishnanv5246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:40 my cat when it looks at me

  • @8Sir4Sam5
    @8Sir4Sam5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dirks smile could create peace in the middle east.

  • @mistertrivedi
    @mistertrivedi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That stab at Tony Romo though...

    • @kobeisthegoat5767
      @kobeisthegoat5767 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      #CowboysSuck👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

  • @geeganmj
    @geeganmj 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is amazing. Grats to the writers and interns, along with Conan for the german rant lol.

  • @halbwurm
    @halbwurm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    lol those nicknames! :-D

  • @dadooddarren2116
    @dadooddarren2116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a Texan, I have to wholeheartedly agree with you on the foreign countries question lmao

  • @ChillinLikeAVillainn
    @ChillinLikeAVillainn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    my nigga conan

  • @bltpork
    @bltpork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That crowd reaction for the second best power forward dirk was amazing

  • @jg772006
    @jg772006 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What is the leading cause of heart attacks in Texas?" ...... "Tony Romo."
    Bwahahahahahahahaha .... That absolutely cracked me up!!!

  • @Towoawawabo8
    @Towoawawabo8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He answered with confidence like they were true @Conan is too fun

  • @DiegoMartinPintos
    @DiegoMartinPintos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The greatest German-Texan Eva!!!!

  • @FedorMachida
    @FedorMachida 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a fellow Texan, I loved this. One of my fav. Conan bits.

  • @CT-8024
    @CT-8024 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    the only two things i know about Texas are it takes too fucking long to drive through Texas and i hate driving through Texas.

    • @jherlenecargill4081
      @jherlenecargill4081 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed. Lived there for a while and because of that I hate driving! I moved to Chicago where I don't have to drive.

    • @CT-8024
      @CT-8024 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jherlene Cargill Staten Island here, you have to take a ferry once in a while but really you dont need a car at all.

    • @paulgeorge6629
      @paulgeorge6629 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in texas and it takes 2 hours from houston to the beach lmao

    • @CT-8024
      @CT-8024 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I'm from NY, so flat, barren nothingness with no signs of life for miles is kind of daunting.

    • @inkL0sed
      @inkL0sed 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaymzofsteel You must hate it upstate.

  • @stefankarcher6396
    @stefankarcher6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's TV gold! Love that combination Dirk and Conan

  • @thomasmuller1090
    @thomasmuller1090 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    7 foot Schnitzel pahahahahahahahaha HAMMER :)

  • @PatrickPrejusa
    @PatrickPrejusa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    whoever wrote conan's german line about collins to north collins, had to be from dfw and Arlington, it was so o point.

  • @KareezyG
    @KareezyG 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Finally a guy who makes Conan look normal in height.

  • @TheALyon8
    @TheALyon8 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wish I could have seen you in Dallas this week, Conan! Thanks for coming to Dallas and giving us some love! :)

  • @jccusell
    @jccusell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm guessing people from Texas appreciate Dirk Nowitzki

    • @zachattack1965
      @zachattack1965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      so much

    • @hanj31
      @hanj31 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you say Dallas Mavericks great he’s the only guy you think of. When you look at other franchises like Lakers and Celtics they have many all time greats .

    • @colby4181
      @colby4181 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a bit

  • @elfenbeindie2353
    @elfenbeindie2353 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, im German and im so with Dirk when He Said He has No idea what the Moderator Just Said :D
    Very funny and great Show!

  • @cyanidegaming7224
    @cyanidegaming7224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The 7foot schnitzel 😂😂

  • @JamesDavern12
    @JamesDavern12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this was actually hilarious lmao

  • @YesFunnyYes
    @YesFunnyYes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He sounds a little like Arnold.

    • @Prechtl91
      @Prechtl91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He does not. Arnold is from Austria, Dirk from Germany.

    • @askjgnaskdf
      @askjgnaskdf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sarah R. if you are trying to be funny you succeeded. if you are trying to be serious you failed

    • @Prechtl91
      @Prechtl91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like you don't know that Germany and Austria are not the same country.

    • @kernerschreiber13
      @kernerschreiber13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sarah R. That is correct......... but Dirk is from Bavaria in Southern Germany where the language is much to closer to the German spoken in Austria than in comparison to the spoken German in Northern Germany for instance.
      There are some similarities......

    • @Prechtl91
      @Prechtl91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As an Austrian living next to the Bavarian border I totally agree with you. But still I tend to differ between Germans and Austrians.

  • @scottgoulet1776
    @scottgoulet1776 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my favorite skits ever. Funny as hell.

  • @Overdoseplus
    @Overdoseplus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    someone taller than Conan lol

  • @Anabellaes1
    @Anabellaes1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TX loves you, Dirk!!! 💕🏀👍

  • @muffinman5741
    @muffinman5741 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    That german sentence from Dirk at the end was not grammatically legitimate sentence.

    • @VinylUnboxings
      @VinylUnboxings 9 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Neither was yours.

    • @CNDvidsCTM
      @CNDvidsCTM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rekt rekt rekt

    • @rummsdala
      @rummsdala 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Jim Knopf It was actually complete rubbish and not even close to a German sentence :D

    • @muffinman5741
      @muffinman5741 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      VinylUnboxings 111 likes?? Ok I forgot an "a" there, it's a typo ok! Relax!

    • @kowa7616
      @kowa7616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everytime, when someone's trying to speak german in a TV Show, somewhere dies a Sauerkraut

  • @seansmith3147
    @seansmith3147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Majestic!! Such an amazing and historic theater!

  • @JaySuschrist
    @JaySuschrist 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That was ridiculous! Oh, and hilarious. Thanks Conan!

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the few times Conan gets to experience someone looking down on him.

  • @evanrangel8388
    @evanrangel8388 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    They ignored the fuck out of the Houston Texans.. Lets face it, they are forgettable.

    • @ernststavroblofeld1961
      @ernststavroblofeld1961 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Hanks Minerals -- Houston is not in Texas. It is in Nasa.

    • @evanrangel8388
      @evanrangel8388 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ernst Stavro Blofeld I see what you did there..

    • @MeeftheBeep
      @MeeftheBeep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shut your lame ass up H-Town shits on Dallas all day everyday.

    • @eduardobalderas5124
      @eduardobalderas5124 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and they forgot The Houston Astros

    • @kershawvalentine
      @kershawvalentine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Syed Ahmed Houston?lmao Houston? that humid sweaty sewer hole beats Dallas? lmao sure it does Akmed

  • @ThatboiiShinJho
    @ThatboiiShinJho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dallas gave Dirk a chance, Dirk gave them a Championship and Loyalty

  • @benediktwestphal6940
    @benediktwestphal6940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:17 Google-Übersetzer did a daamn good job here

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, I don't even think that sentence had a verb ...

  • @THEJIGGADREWSHOW
    @THEJIGGADREWSHOW 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @3:55 BEEFSEMBER TWENTY-BEEF, 18 BEEFTY-BEEF...
    (IM not crying im just watering my beard,,that was hilarious)..!!!!!

  • @music_by_carlos
    @music_by_carlos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i mean ima spurs guy. but u gotta love dirk

  • @holgerjanssen6295
    @holgerjanssen6295 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    How Conan sets his Eyebrows down at 0:40........haha.....gotta love it xD

  • @jupitervolcano
    @jupitervolcano 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Greatest European born NBA player ever!

  • @raygun8807
    @raygun8807 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL I love this. Being a native Texan and in Dallas I'm glad people can take a joke. Yes we eat a lot of cow...cant argue with that LOL beef beef beef. Nice!

  • @whatster8753
    @whatster8753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish I could meet Conan before I die.

  • @PhoenixSunsNZ
    @PhoenixSunsNZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dirk might be the nicest NBA player of all-time. Dude is genuine nice, not fake nice.

  • @themike97_58
    @themike97_58 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    lol Tony Romo

  • @MrBama214
    @MrBama214 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of the best yet

  • @AquaPrison
    @AquaPrison 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's such a shame for non-US citizens to not be able to see most of the clips of the Conan show, or even a whole episode, either on TH-cam or on the website...I'm sure I'm missing alot of great stuff from the show. :(

    • @siemensohm
      @siemensohm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there is a way. google for project free tv. but usually it takes a few days till someone uploads the files. you will find there the common streaming pages like putlocker, movshare or whatever

    • @sonnimotton
      @sonnimotton 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      siemensohm GG dude.

    • @AquaPrison
      @AquaPrison 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      siemensohm Thanks! I checked it out and there's plenty of episodes available. Some players are buggy and the ads are annoying, but better than nothing! :)

    • @siemensohm
      @siemensohm 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melmis
      use an adblock, for example "adblock edge" in case you are using the firefox browser.

    • @AquaPrison
      @AquaPrison 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I have it on Chrome, but sometimes they still show up. :/
      Another option I found, if you have an Android phone, I recommend the app 'TV Portal' available on SlideMe Market (Google removed it from Play Store). There's plenty of TV shows and movies available you can watch on your phone, even some episodes of Conan :) Plus, I recommend the player MX Player to view them. SlideMe apps don't seem to be available for iOS.

  • @JeffII789
    @JeffII789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gotta love Dirk! Loyal to the Mavs his whole career and got a chip for it!

  • @quincyokafor6528
    @quincyokafor6528 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I know it texas but I I'm low key getting annoyed how Dallas is getting referred to as the cowboy hick Capitol of the world. Yes it's rich in that culture but Dallas is one of the most modern cities on America, just no gives us enough love or attention to realize how fast were growing. Give or take in the next ten years Dallas will be the place people will be flocking to come to

  • @illphil6627
    @illphil6627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see Dirk I smile and reminisce about 2011 🙌🏾

  • @thekappa6529
    @thekappa6529 9 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Was Conan speaking legit German or was it gibberish with a Hitlerish accent with germanized place names thrown randomly in the sentence?

    • @mikeromney4712
      @mikeromney4712 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** No...it was just really fine...a tiny little bit accent from 24/7 America...
      Conan, however, I did not understand a word...^^

    • @maggou90
      @maggou90 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      ***** It was legit German with horrible pronounciation so without subtitles no chance to understand him.

    • @jamillx
      @jamillx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      ***** he used some german words, but mostly just some hitlerized gibberish.

    • @tgms177
      @tgms177 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ***** COMPLETE GIBBERISH, it sounded more like he had some sort seizure^^

    • @kaltblut
      @kaltblut 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ***** 75% gibberish, but also the sentence dirk said was not a complete german sentence, it made no sense.

  • @TheLilpuertorican123
    @TheLilpuertorican123 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing video loved it

  • @nashtydirkstynobli
    @nashtydirkstynobli 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dirk is my favourite human being

  • @romancandle416
    @romancandle416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I don't know what you just said..."

  • @waldenbuilder
    @waldenbuilder 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I didn't know Nowitzki was a Texas name ;) Must be those Hill Country Germans.

    • @seanholder1935
      @seanholder1935 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your joking right? He's from Germany and plays for the Dallas Mavericks

    • @waldenbuilder
      @waldenbuilder 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean Holder
      Who would have thunk it ;)

    • @russcurt
      @russcurt 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean Holder right, he's joking.

    • @seanholder1935
      @seanholder1935 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      OK I was slightly worried for a second

    • @WengfeiLeroy
      @WengfeiLeroy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He could be from New Braunfels