Yeah. I'm a die-hard Spurs fan and back when the rivalry with the Mavs was at its height, I really hated the Mavericks. That said, I liked Dirk. He is just too freaking good and a class act. I absolutely despised Mark Cuban though. lol!
DeanGl I can understand a lot of people not liking Mark Cuban, but I have to say he certainly breathed new life into the Mavs organization and you can tell he is enthusiastic about the game.
I'm a Spurs guy, but I always have love for Dirk. He's a genuine class act, and I was so happy to see him win in 2011 after getting robbed in 2006. I also enjoy what Cuban brings to the table. It's rare you have an owner that isn't afraid to speak his mind, and it looks like he truly cares about his team. I often read anecdotes about how the Mavs facilities are among the best in the NBA.
DeanGl In return I also like and truly respect Tim Duncan even though I'm a Mavs fan. Dirk and Tim are both class individuals. Throw Hakeem Olajuwon in there as another classy big man who won a title in Texas. Texas b-ball has been blessed with classy big men.
LOCOnarwhal it's been established that Conan is 6'4 with really good posture. Andy is at least 6'1/6'2 judging by how he looks only a few inches shorter than Conan lol.
You know you’re a legend when the crowd pops just from someone saying your name. It was like one level of applause when they knew who it was, and then it elevated to another level after “Dirk Nowitzki”. Amazing
When you hear him speaking in Germany, you don't hear an American accent. But to be honest, it happens if your brain is wired to speak English at that moment, you sometimes start to pronounce German words within this English speech english :D
"wie würde man die Öffentlichenvehrkerhsmittel einbezongen Wagen damit sie von diesen Teather zum AT&T Stadium" "how would one public transportation including cars so that they from this theater to AT&T stadium" nicely butchered, writers, nicely butchered
MrGekostyle Everyone here in Germany speaks like Hitler. Me, my Father, my Brother and my Mother. Normaly we say instant of Hello just NEIN! or BLITZKRIEG!
Yes..yes..our public transport is generally called "TRUPPENTRANSPORT JAWOHL!" And our supermarkets are colloquially know as "NAHRUNGSMITTELAUFRÜSTUNGSSTÄTTE!"
It case ya'll were wondering, Conan's German was straight gibberish. Dirk can obviously speak German but what he said was way odd I assume he was reading a cue card and not saying it how he would say normally say it. Plus he's been in America so long you do lose a bit of your mother tongue.
***** naja, es waren schon Fehler drin aber das ist nicht verwunderlich wenn man von einer zur anderen Sprache wechselt und sie (vielleicht) selten benutzt
When Dirk asks for directions to the stadium in German, he doesn't correct the errors in it. As a native speaker and fan of Dirk, I find that hilarious. Also, the way he says "Schnitzel" :D I think by now he's at the very least half Texan.
Wow I'm German myself, but I've been to the States several times and... well... R.E.S.P.E.K.T. DIRK! What a gorgeous English, hardly any accent!👍 Always again so impressive for me how he's made his way to the States, in several regards... I mean just the way the crowd started chearing when he stepped in. And still so kind and down to earth. Great guy, great personality!👑
IM SO IN LOVE WITH DIRKS ACCENT OMFG. It's sad, I've lived in Dallas my whole life and didn't know who founded it😂😂 This made me so happy and proud to be Texan! He would've really passed if he mentioned Whataburger or Football, or even George Straight, but as true Texan, I'd say Conan passed!
Paul Mazur What Dirk said in German doesn't make any sense either :D "Wie kommt man mit oeffentlichen Verkehrsmitteln von diesem Theater zum AT&T Stadion" would have been correct ;) Very funny anyway :D
Love Dirk. Such s humble and underrated player. Should have taken him to the Berlin trip. Yeah, I know the NBA season and all, but still, it would have been so much fun.
Man, Dirk could at least have corrected the butchered German sentence they wrote for him. But then he probably thought of not offending the intern who pulled this off google translate. He's that nice. But good to finally see him in one of the talkshows.
I'm pretty sure Braum's is also a winner...Dairy Queen...Taco Casa...If you've been to Wichita Falls or Vernon. And then every other place y'all have been in Texas just because of plain Texas Hospitality
When you say Dallas Mavericks great he’s the only guy you think of. When you look at other franchises like Lakers and Celtics they have many all time greats .
Sarah R. That is correct......... but Dirk is from Bavaria in Southern Germany where the language is much to closer to the German spoken in Austria than in comparison to the spoken German in Northern Germany for instance. There are some similarities......
LOL I love this. Being a native Texan and in Dallas I'm glad people can take a joke. Yes we eat a lot of cow...cant argue with that LOL beef beef beef. Nice!
It's such a shame for non-US citizens to not be able to see most of the clips of the Conan show, or even a whole episode, either on TH-cam or on the website...I'm sure I'm missing alot of great stuff from the show. :(
there is a way. google for project free tv. but usually it takes a few days till someone uploads the files. you will find there the common streaming pages like putlocker, movshare or whatever
siemensohm Thanks! I checked it out and there's plenty of episodes available. Some players are buggy and the ads are annoying, but better than nothing! :)
Yeah I have it on Chrome, but sometimes they still show up. :/ Another option I found, if you have an Android phone, I recommend the app 'TV Portal' available on SlideMe Market (Google removed it from Play Store). There's plenty of TV shows and movies available you can watch on your phone, even some episodes of Conan :) Plus, I recommend the player MX Player to view them. SlideMe apps don't seem to be available for iOS.
I know it texas but I I'm low key getting annoyed how Dallas is getting referred to as the cowboy hick Capitol of the world. Yes it's rich in that culture but Dallas is one of the most modern cities on America, just no gives us enough love or attention to realize how fast were growing. Give or take in the next ten years Dallas will be the place people will be flocking to come to
Dirk's "German" sounds like google translated it and Conan's German is what happens when you play scrabble outside and a hurricane hits you
you made me laugh
i think dirk got the text from the shows managers
Richard Leonhard I am German, his German is completly normal...
I〈3AlphaMale Dann hör mal genau hin was Dirk sagt! Das ist nicht die richtige Grammatik!
I〈3AlphaMale It definitely is not.
I think it's rare to come across someone who geniunely doesn't like Dirk.
Yeah. I'm a die-hard Spurs fan and back when the rivalry with the Mavs was at its height, I really hated the Mavericks. That said, I liked Dirk. He is just too freaking good and a class act. I absolutely despised Mark Cuban though. lol!
DeanGl
I can understand a lot of people not liking Mark Cuban, but I have to say he certainly breathed new life into the Mavs organization and you can tell he is enthusiastic about the game.
I'm a Spurs guy, but I always have love for Dirk. He's a genuine class act, and I was so happy to see him win in 2011 after getting robbed in 2006.
I also enjoy what Cuban brings to the table. It's rare you have an owner that isn't afraid to speak his mind, and it looks like he truly cares about his team. I often read anecdotes about how the Mavs facilities are among the best in the NBA.
DeanGl
In return I also like and truly respect Tim Duncan even though I'm a Mavs fan. Dirk and Tim are both class individuals. Throw Hakeem Olajuwon in there as another classy big man who won a title in Texas. Texas b-ball has been blessed with classy big men.
Apro yes
I forget just how tall Conan and Andy are. They actually look normal next to 7 foot tall Dirk
LOCOnarwhal Who?
LOCOnarwhal it's been established that Conan is 6'4 with really good posture. Andy is at least 6'1/6'2 judging by how he looks only a few inches shorter than Conan lol.
408 Magenta Huh, I would've pegged Conan at 6'5 and Andy at least 6'3.
damn surprised Andy is that tall didn't look short vs a 7 footer
You stole what I was just fixing to comment asshat
"Which two foreign countries does Texas boarder?" "Mexico and The United States."
I am from south Texas and this claim is true.
So true. Texas is it's own country.
GenStudios I'm from Houston. And it is true
I agree. from San Antonio
Greetings from Corpus Christi
Very true. Greetings from the 903!
"whats the leading cause of heart attacks in texas"
"Tony Romo"
2:00 I died
Javale McGOAT so true
RonnyDonny13 sad cowboy you can pretend to win the super next decade
so did they.
Of a heart attack?
yeah cuz he sucks and always got destroyed by my SKINS #HTTR
Conan's "German" sounded like when Hitler and Rumpelstielzchen had a child with speech impediment and they lobotomized it and then put it on speed.
and it was good friends with Arnold Schwarzenegger
So damn accurate.... 😱
Lol
That’s probably because he’s not German. He’s American.
You know you’re a legend when the crowd pops just from someone saying your name. It was like one level of applause when they knew who it was, and then it elevated to another level after “Dirk Nowitzki”. Amazing
you're a genius. there arent even any spectators in that studio. you're reacting to artificial sound effects
he pronounced the german words like americans do :D
Being in the US for so long had probably taken him back in Germany.
+ronskie donskie He probably did that accent on purpose.
Yeah I think he did it on purpose
+Fatalist No think not
When you hear him speaking in Germany, you don't hear an American accent. But to be honest, it happens if your brain is wired to speak English at that moment, you sometimes start to pronounce German words within this English speech english :D
Dirk could at least have corrected the butchered German sentence they wrote for him.
Think that's why Dirk said, "I don't know what you just said"
Elykism No not just Conan, what Dirk said himself actually didn't really make any sense :D
I see almost everywhere
"wie würde man die Öffentlichenvehrkerhsmittel einbezongen Wagen damit sie von diesen Teather zum AT&T Stadium"
"how would one public transportation including cars so that they from this theater to AT&T stadium"
nicely butchered, writers, nicely butchered
Why did they speak German? It's Texas. Lol
So much pride runs thru my heart when everyone claps and sings, "Deep in the Heart of Texas!"
I didn't understand Dirk's german sentence and I'm from germany.
+Dean Ambrose same. xD whatever though :D
+Dean Ambrose Ist glaub von der Grammatik auch vollkommener Blödsinn.
+Daniel Lund jab. grammatikalisch falsch. der wurde bestimmt von einem amerikaner ausgedacht.
+SmokingBirds Oder Mir Google übersetzer
+Dean Ambrose ich denke die wollten einfach nur schwere wörter im satz haben und haben das einfach so zusammengewürfelt
hahaha "TONY ROMO" lmao
funny shit
that got me dead
Ouh man conan spreaks german like hitler xD
MrGekostyle Everyone here in Germany speaks like Hitler. Me, my Father, my Brother and my Mother. Normaly we say instant of Hello just NEIN! or BLITZKRIEG!
Yes..yes..our public transport is generally called "TRUPPENTRANSPORT JAWOHL!" And our supermarkets are colloquially know as "NAHRUNGSMITTELAUFRÜSTUNGSSTÄTTE!"
MrGekostyle "german"
i'm german and i don't unterstand a single word he said..:D
+GregsDiary Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof
I believe that there is a verb missing in Dirk's German sentence.
Everything is missing there^^
yeah he forgot to say gehen what means going to
Ja haha
..kommen.
in germany we call him "dirkules"
In Dallas we call him The greatest.
Crom f AKA The Goat
Crom f legendary reply
Nein machen wir nicht
@@ludgartzylinder5951 Doch, hab ich schon oft gehört.
Ich glaub Dirk hat vergessen wie man deutsch spricht :)
Ne
haha hab ich auch grad gedacht xD
so ist das, wenn man 24/7 Englisch redet
er hat offensichtlich einfach gelesen was auf dem zettel steht.
wollte wahrscheinlich auch kein wirbel drum machen weil die ja ohnehin nichts kapieren
Nein
I wish they had done one of those remote things where Conan goes around Texas with Dirk. Can't get enough Conan and Dirk.
Man, Dirk is comedy gold! Who would have known?
Dirk is such a classy guy
that deep in the heart of texas song is DRILLED into your head as a kid when you grow up in Texas
It's also played at every Texas Rangers game.
PugilisticPaul The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas
So true
GuidoAnchovy B nah
GuidoAnchovy B nah, everyone did it before the 1800s in america tho
Dirks smile was adorable when Conan answered "Tony Romo". I love Dirk :)
My favorite one was, which two foreign countries borders Texas; Mexico and the US. lol
lol yeah as a texan that had me cracking up
eureka0521 As a Texan, I find nothing funny about factual information.
I love when Conan clearly wrote most of the bit. It`s that sarcastic harvard humor of his. He did creat Mr. Burns after all.
Dirk.. was fucking KILLER in that Finals against LBJ.
It case ya'll were wondering, Conan's German was straight gibberish. Dirk can obviously speak German but what he said was way odd I assume he was reading a cue card and not saying it how he would say normally say it. Plus he's been in America so long you do lose a bit of your mother tongue.
ahepperl IT case you were wonder ?
ahepperl Dirk hasn't lost any of his mother tongue tho.
@@danielrottlaender9101 he lost his father's tongue tho
Daniel Rottlaender like many “Americans” have ..
Allagí he’s being a true Texan.
LMAO....Dirk played the bit very well.......even knew where to pause for the applause like a pro.
And even when the sentence he read in German didn‘t even make sense in German😂
Dirk is a class act. My basketball idol and a great human being.
I'm german and even nowitzkis question had some grammar mistakes. He probably didn't give a shit about the question xD
Nein er hat das einfach abgelesen, vom Blatt, er spricht perkekt Deutsch, so wie jeder andereDeutsche auch
***** naja, es waren schon Fehler drin aber das ist nicht verwunderlich wenn man von einer zur anderen Sprache wechselt und sie (vielleicht) selten benutzt
*****
Jeder Deutsche spricht perfekt deutsch? Wirklich???
When Dirk asks for directions to the stadium in German, he doesn't correct the errors in it. As a native speaker and fan of Dirk, I find that hilarious. Also, the way he says "Schnitzel" :D I think by now he's at the very least half Texan.
3:33 wie er einfach "und" sagt hahaha
TheFallingJon xD
Dirk has such a great personality. I hope he’s involved with the Mavericks forever, and that I’m around to see both his sons don the Mav colors
I got this in my recommended 5 years later. Legend.
Wow I'm German myself, but I've been to the States several times and... well... R.E.S.P.E.K.T. DIRK! What a gorgeous English, hardly any accent!👍 Always again so impressive for me how he's made his way to the States, in several regards... I mean just the way the crowd started chearing when he stepped in. And still so kind and down to earth. Great guy, great personality!👑
+Vicky 12 We couldn't be happier to have someone like Dirk in our state. Thanks for letting us borrow him!
+MoTown2112 Oh I didn't arrange it personally, but your very welcome! :)
"leading cause of heart attack in Texas"
"Tony Romo"
SO TRUE
Anybody else wanna see Dirk play WR? or is that just me?
Love it how the crowd went berserk when Dirk was announced
It’s always amazing to see how above average Conan is height wise.
Also, Dirk is the funniest player ever
It's crazy how Conan have basically the same height of Dwyane Wade!
You can't prove to me that Hakeem Olajuwon can't turn into a rocket.
I live in Dallas/Fort Worth and double checked the public transportation directions. He was pretty much right.
IM SO IN LOVE WITH DIRKS ACCENT OMFG. It's sad, I've lived in Dallas my whole life and didn't know who founded it😂😂 This made me so happy and proud to be Texan! He would've really passed if he mentioned Whataburger or Football, or even George Straight, but as true Texan, I'd say Conan passed!
Damn, I knew Conan was tall, but even standing next to Dirk Nowitzki, he didn't look short.
Conan's 6'4
when I was in Times Square, he walked right in front of me. He looked as tall as Dirk.
Conan should play in the celebrity basketball game for all star weekend
Conan just sounds like he's yelling in gaelic.
Haha, he probably is. I couldn't understand one word of what he said (and I'm german)
Paul Mazur
What Dirk said in German doesn't make any sense either :D
"Wie kommt man mit oeffentlichen Verkehrsmitteln von diesem Theater zum AT&T Stadion" would have been correct ;)
Very funny anyway :D
Love Dirk. Such s humble and underrated player. Should have taken him to the Berlin trip. Yeah, I know the NBA season and all, but still, it would have been so much fun.
Man, Dirk could at least have corrected the butchered German sentence they wrote for him. But then he probably thought of not offending the intern who pulled this off google translate. He's that nice. But good to finally see him in one of the talkshows.
German jesus
he cant even pronounce german words corretly
damn, so sassy.
MrBrenman21
wtf
Some dude on the internet He can, that’s just scripted because it’s an scetch
I've been to Texas and the number 1 thing I love from Texas is TACO CABANA!!!!
All about that Whataburger man.
I'm pretty sure Braum's is also a winner...Dairy Queen...Taco Casa...If you've been to Wichita Falls or Vernon. And then every other place y'all have been in Texas just because of plain Texas Hospitality
Really? I live in San Antonio and I despise Taco Cabana
Blake Campbell
MrBrainiac25
that last pic was hilarious
lol
Duy Nguyen لعب شهري
This guy really should appear in more talkshows. Dirkules is on it!
0:40 my cat when it looks at me
Dirks smile could create peace in the middle east.
That stab at Tony Romo though...
#CowboysSuck👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽
This is amazing. Grats to the writers and interns, along with Conan for the german rant lol.
lol those nicknames! :-D
As a Texan, I have to wholeheartedly agree with you on the foreign countries question lmao
my nigga conan
That crowd reaction for the second best power forward dirk was amazing
"What is the leading cause of heart attacks in Texas?" ...... "Tony Romo."
Bwahahahahahahahaha .... That absolutely cracked me up!!!
He answered with confidence like they were true @Conan is too fun
The greatest German-Texan Eva!!!!
As a fellow Texan, I loved this. One of my fav. Conan bits.
the only two things i know about Texas are it takes too fucking long to drive through Texas and i hate driving through Texas.
Agreed. Lived there for a while and because of that I hate driving! I moved to Chicago where I don't have to drive.
Jherlene Cargill Staten Island here, you have to take a ferry once in a while but really you dont need a car at all.
I live in texas and it takes 2 hours from houston to the beach lmao
***** I'm from NY, so flat, barren nothingness with no signs of life for miles is kind of daunting.
Jaymzofsteel You must hate it upstate.
That's TV gold! Love that combination Dirk and Conan
7 foot Schnitzel pahahahahahahahaha HAMMER :)
whoever wrote conan's german line about collins to north collins, had to be from dfw and Arlington, it was so o point.
Finally a guy who makes Conan look normal in height.
Wish I could have seen you in Dallas this week, Conan! Thanks for coming to Dallas and giving us some love! :)
I'm guessing people from Texas appreciate Dirk Nowitzki
so much
When you say Dallas Mavericks great he’s the only guy you think of. When you look at other franchises like Lakers and Celtics they have many all time greats .
Just a bit
Damn, im German and im so with Dirk when He Said He has No idea what the Moderator Just Said :D
Very funny and great Show!
The 7foot schnitzel 😂😂
this was actually hilarious lmao
He sounds a little like Arnold.
He does not. Arnold is from Austria, Dirk from Germany.
Sarah R. if you are trying to be funny you succeeded. if you are trying to be serious you failed
Sounds like you don't know that Germany and Austria are not the same country.
Sarah R. That is correct......... but Dirk is from Bavaria in Southern Germany where the language is much to closer to the German spoken in Austria than in comparison to the spoken German in Northern Germany for instance.
There are some similarities......
As an Austrian living next to the Bavarian border I totally agree with you. But still I tend to differ between Germans and Austrians.
One of my favorite skits ever. Funny as hell.
someone taller than Conan lol
TX loves you, Dirk!!! 💕🏀👍
That german sentence from Dirk at the end was not grammatically legitimate sentence.
Neither was yours.
Rekt rekt rekt
+Jim Knopf It was actually complete rubbish and not even close to a German sentence :D
VinylUnboxings 111 likes?? Ok I forgot an "a" there, it's a typo ok! Relax!
Everytime, when someone's trying to speak german in a TV Show, somewhere dies a Sauerkraut
The Majestic!! Such an amazing and historic theater!
That was ridiculous! Oh, and hilarious. Thanks Conan!
This is one of the few times Conan gets to experience someone looking down on him.
They ignored the fuck out of the Houston Texans.. Lets face it, they are forgettable.
+Hanks Minerals -- Houston is not in Texas. It is in Nasa.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld I see what you did there..
Shut your lame ass up H-Town shits on Dallas all day everyday.
and they forgot The Houston Astros
+Syed Ahmed Houston?lmao Houston? that humid sweaty sewer hole beats Dallas? lmao sure it does Akmed
Dallas gave Dirk a chance, Dirk gave them a Championship and Loyalty
4:17 Google-Übersetzer did a daamn good job here
yeah, I don't even think that sentence had a verb ...
@3:55 BEEFSEMBER TWENTY-BEEF, 18 BEEFTY-BEEF...
(IM not crying im just watering my beard,,that was hilarious)..!!!!!
i mean ima spurs guy. but u gotta love dirk
How Conan sets his Eyebrows down at 0:40........haha.....gotta love it xD
Greatest European born NBA player ever!
LOL I love this. Being a native Texan and in Dallas I'm glad people can take a joke. Yes we eat a lot of cow...cant argue with that LOL beef beef beef. Nice!
I wish I could meet Conan before I die.
Dirk might be the nicest NBA player of all-time. Dude is genuine nice, not fake nice.
lol Tony Romo
one of the best yet
It's such a shame for non-US citizens to not be able to see most of the clips of the Conan show, or even a whole episode, either on TH-cam or on the website...I'm sure I'm missing alot of great stuff from the show. :(
there is a way. google for project free tv. but usually it takes a few days till someone uploads the files. you will find there the common streaming pages like putlocker, movshare or whatever
siemensohm GG dude.
siemensohm Thanks! I checked it out and there's plenty of episodes available. Some players are buggy and the ads are annoying, but better than nothing! :)
Melmis
use an adblock, for example "adblock edge" in case you are using the firefox browser.
Yeah I have it on Chrome, but sometimes they still show up. :/
Another option I found, if you have an Android phone, I recommend the app 'TV Portal' available on SlideMe Market (Google removed it from Play Store). There's plenty of TV shows and movies available you can watch on your phone, even some episodes of Conan :) Plus, I recommend the player MX Player to view them. SlideMe apps don't seem to be available for iOS.
Gotta love Dirk! Loyal to the Mavs his whole career and got a chip for it!
I know it texas but I I'm low key getting annoyed how Dallas is getting referred to as the cowboy hick Capitol of the world. Yes it's rich in that culture but Dallas is one of the most modern cities on America, just no gives us enough love or attention to realize how fast were growing. Give or take in the next ten years Dallas will be the place people will be flocking to come to
I see Dirk I smile and reminisce about 2011 🙌🏾
Was Conan speaking legit German or was it gibberish with a Hitlerish accent with germanized place names thrown randomly in the sentence?
***** No...it was just really fine...a tiny little bit accent from 24/7 America...
Conan, however, I did not understand a word...^^
***** It was legit German with horrible pronounciation so without subtitles no chance to understand him.
***** he used some german words, but mostly just some hitlerized gibberish.
***** COMPLETE GIBBERISH, it sounded more like he had some sort seizure^^
***** 75% gibberish, but also the sentence dirk said was not a complete german sentence, it made no sense.
Amazing video loved it
Dirk is my favourite human being
"I don't know what you just said..."
lol
I didn't know Nowitzki was a Texas name ;) Must be those Hill Country Germans.
Your joking right? He's from Germany and plays for the Dallas Mavericks
Sean Holder
Who would have thunk it ;)
Sean Holder right, he's joking.
OK I was slightly worried for a second
He could be from New Braunfels