FFXIII - Sazh and the Cactuar

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ธ.ค. 2011
  • This happened soon after my first encounter with the Adamantoise. Includes a couple cutscenes, then... yeah. :p I actually do like it when games have enemies to fight and place to go that will just totally smite you if you wander into them unprepared. :p
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  • @InsanoRider777
    @InsanoRider777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    *battle starts*
    Cactuar uses 10k needles on the ONE CHARACTER that leads to an immediate game over.
    *game ends*

    • @jamesavatar2531
      @jamesavatar2531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And the holy music plays.

    • @AtrociousAK47
      @AtrociousAK47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      except there are zero penalties for failing and if you win health is fully restored and status effects are removed as soon as you exit the battle. so all i can think of is hope wasting a healing spell on himself or a party member instead of me during a boss battle

    • @chesterlockett4002
      @chesterlockett4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stupid Cactus

    • @Nooblitz_74
      @Nooblitz_74 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless your HP 10000k or better.

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nooblitz_74 And that takes a massive grind to do
      Only Snow has that much HP by the time you finish the main 3 roles of the crystarium up until stage 10

  • @Dr3cH0
    @Dr3cH0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "Sweet mercy!"... These scenes' re just hilarious!

    • @uhhhhh06
      @uhhhhh06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Could have put an "are" but you had to be special

    • @excelsiormalik
      @excelsiormalik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still the best statement ever lol

  • @TheOneTrueOfficialLordGod
    @TheOneTrueOfficialLordGod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Everyone is a ticking time bomb about to turn into Cie'th and we're just chasing a walking cactus. Truly, the heroes of cocoon.

    • @CrAzY799999
      @CrAzY799999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      not like we've been doing chocobo racing while Supernova's on its way

    • @lonewolf3138
      @lonewolf3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CrAzY799999 we will be waiting forever at this rate

    • @Bob-aaaaa
      @Bob-aaaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That cactus is walking, his full speed power is impossible to comprehend

    • @DerHexensohn69
      @DerHexensohn69 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      LMAO ​@@Bob-aaaaa

  • @Cookiechip3
    @Cookiechip3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "outrun by a cactus... twice"
    my new quote

  • @opticalraven1935
    @opticalraven1935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Sazh is easily the funniest character here.

  • @quentinboys169
    @quentinboys169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    0:12 Oooooooh
    0:47 SWEET MERCY!!
    Sazh is my favorite character XDD

  • @Kirbychu1
    @Kirbychu1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I swear Sazh got the best lines
    Still, why does he try to tackle a 50 foot cactus?

    • @jm2967
      @jm2967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hey cutie, cause his afro is the guardian of all chocobos and therefore by that logic the enemy of all cactaur
      As fate has foretold

    • @MinuteMemoirs
      @MinuteMemoirs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm not sure tackling a 2 foot cactus is the best idea either, really.

    • @av799
      @av799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Only the cool dudes try to tackle a 50 ft cactus.

    • @zonkrt3463
      @zonkrt3463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, size ain't everything

    • @RB-mm7ce
      @RB-mm7ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      50 feet*

  • @immortalfrieza
    @immortalfrieza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Should've had Sazh be the lead character, being instakilled would have been funnier that way.

    • @junkoh6384
      @junkoh6384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he was GONNA be then they changed it to lightning

  • @terraclaiborne2088
    @terraclaiborne2088 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Never play around with a Cactuar. You're going to lose. Every. Time

  • @eddiehimself
    @eddiehimself 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Attempting to fight an Adamantoise AND a Gigantuar in Ch11? Someone was feeling ambitious! :D

  • @carrotpl
    @carrotpl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *_"Outrun by a cactus. Twice."_*

  • @Topher_1986
    @Topher_1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Given all the worry about his little boy. He's still able to be sweet and adorably funny.

  • @javiervillalobos2480
    @javiervillalobos2480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I kinda wish sazh had his own spin-off game

  • @pokemonkid2195
    @pokemonkid2195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Cactar is forever one of the greatest summons ever

  • @DariusTheRat
    @DariusTheRat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    why does it seem like sazh has the most animation when it comes to reactions. like when he gets shocked he jumps back alittle and his arms go back like vanille touched the weather changing device and when he saw hope fall off the cliff and now when he attempted to pounce on the cactuar. nobody else does these reactions or motions

    • @mirror2922
      @mirror2922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because best character privilege's.(imo he's top 3 in my list) but then again most of the characters r kinda stiff

    • @dzonatangavert1408
      @dzonatangavert1408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's because he's a gaijin to japanese and they dont have to apply hone tatemae stoicism bullshit too him.

    • @faburos9012
      @faburos9012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isn't it because black guy is usually a comic relief in western movies?

    • @dzonatangavert1408
      @dzonatangavert1408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Black guys are comic relief in general.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dzonatangavert1408 as portrayed by Western media, and which are they are the comic relief or the scary man. Because white people.

  • @alanasnormie
    @alanasnormie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    For cactuar, "1 shot,1 kill"

  • @johnnyboytsm1532
    @johnnyboytsm1532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:06 out run by a cactus twice
    1:15 I'll wipe that smirk out your face
    Sazh is so funny xddd1ddddd1ddd

  • @TaraXSmiles
    @TaraXSmiles 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He let that cactuar intimidate him. LMAO

  • @similifriends5478
    @similifriends5478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was searching for this video but I forgot they were called Cactuar. In my language they're called Pampa.

  • @sulfurx777
    @sulfurx777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That time signature for Sazh’s theme is 11/8

  • @DemonSlayer_StarDragon
    @DemonSlayer_StarDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *Cactaur hates Sazh for no reason*
    *Proceeds to kill Lightning first*

  • @19HajimeSaitou91
    @19HajimeSaitou91 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Gigantuar was my SYNERGIST in XIII-2
    :3

    • @TheLytable
      @TheLytable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +19HajimeSaitou91 You are my hero.

    • @19HajimeSaitou91
      @19HajimeSaitou91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Michael W. Lytle AAAAND Cactuarama was my medic - just check her out - so cute :3 also she's the only medic with RE-Raise magic buff - which is VERY useful against hardest optional boss in 13-2 -- Raspatil.

    • @OkayKaze
      @OkayKaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you're still alive, i respect your choices

    • @19HajimeSaitou91
      @19HajimeSaitou91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OkayKaze
      I'm alive dawg 😊
      Thank you

  • @Omeganed0
    @Omeganed0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You know, I played multiple hours of this game, and I still have no idea how this fits in.

    • @Focalors723
      @Focalors723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is a side quest

  • @Universalistic
    @Universalistic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *and so it ends*

  • @murasakibebeby3127
    @murasakibebeby3127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFF..... IT KILLS YOU WITH ONE HIT!?

    • @CloisteredExplorer
      @CloisteredExplorer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And so it ends :'(

    • @GoTree64
      @GoTree64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Cactuars are the best enemies for memes but the worst to fight. "1000 needles" deal 1000 damage regardless of defense and since he's a Gigantuar he can do "10000 needles"

    • @morrowlterraslove
      @morrowlterraslove 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GoTree64 yeah it does fixed damage

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, the cactuar king in FFX looks like a normal, small one
      But his attacks are 10k needles and 99k needles

    • @MST545
      @MST545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know a known tactic in XI when we had to deal with Cactus NMs we had to have EVERYONE huddle up on the boss cause the Needle Damage gets divided among each person in range of it

  • @ladyofthewinds8267
    @ladyofthewinds8267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    that's it, i want a cactuar plush!

  • @AtticusRh0des
    @AtticusRh0des 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ive been through that area a ridiculous amount of times and have yet to trigger that scene >.>

    • @emmakatenotcake
      @emmakatenotcake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Have you unlocked the ability to use chocobos? If you haven't, I'm pretty sure you need them to jump to the particular cliff where the cutscene triggers. If you have, then eh? Not sure? As for the Gigantuar cutscene, you need to accept a B grade mission from a C'ieth stone, which, from memory, is right near a cliff edge with herds of enemies all around. They lied about it being B grade; for the uninitiated it's one of the hardest fights in the game -__-

    • @hydaragaming4125
      @hydaragaming4125 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      emmakatenotcake neji, you are dead

  • @Redcrewmate1296
    @Redcrewmate1296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:45 My favourite part

  • @eoghanfeighery7383
    @eoghanfeighery7383 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could watch that all day.

  • @ShadowkoiDragonMaster2791
    @ShadowkoiDragonMaster2791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sweet Mercy!!!

  • @DoctorThor98
    @DoctorThor98  12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @GameplayFlicks
    Yep, hence why I've been preparing myself by actually beating the game this time. :p

  • @ayakotami3318
    @ayakotami3318 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No matter how many times I see these scenes I can't help but cracking up! Sazh getting outrun by a cactus twice is just. . .🤣

  • @civilwildman
    @civilwildman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've found the ideal party for taking on Gigantuar is Snow as tank and Commando, Lightning as combo of healer and damage dealer, and (obviously) Sazh as buffer, damage dealer and stagger assist.

  • @TaraXSmiles
    @TaraXSmiles 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What smirk? All that cactuar had was a shock look on his face. Lol

  • @MomoKanjaki
    @MomoKanjaki 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This match was a nightmare. AGHH The flashbacks!

  • @diamondborealis454
    @diamondborealis454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Cactuar is actually a Fal Cie, it’s confirmed in ff13-2

    • @Cortanasboyfriend
      @Cortanasboyfriend 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh no its not. I've played all the 13 series

    • @Lucira
      @Lucira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Cortanasboyfriend It is. If you read one of the datalogs it states that Snow went to the Cactuar Fal'cie to get his L'cie powers in XIII-2

  • @sooter533
    @sooter533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    remember using cactuar not in final fantasy but in mario sports was it?

  • @McKennaTheMicrowave
    @McKennaTheMicrowave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This thing scares me and I don’t know why

    • @kostakonomi
      @kostakonomi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well his gun is what it hurts

    • @cameraredeye3115
      @cameraredeye3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, 10000 Needles might be the reason why...

    • @TheSapphireLeo
      @TheSapphireLeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must be cause he's a soicictica?

  • @AsheramK
    @AsheramK 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    What Is that thing showing up behind the small mound at 0:03 ?

    • @DoctorThor98
      @DoctorThor98  8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a treasure sphere just sort of floating there.

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You loose when one of your characters goes down?
    I guess to avoid "Why don't they use a phoenix down?" discussions.

    • @rageID2011
      @rageID2011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's only when you, the team leader is down it's an automatic Game Over. You can continue the fight if your teammates are down. You can only use Phoenix Down on your teammates, not you.
      They changed it in XIII-2 when you're down, you immediately switch to the next member in your party.

    • @kefkajrexperiment
      @kefkajrexperiment 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rageID2011 At least, in XIII-2, they thought about the good ol' Seiken Densetsu 3 system...

  • @brentescobar7523
    @brentescobar7523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember this b. S. Scene! The more I think of it... I could've won if I summoned in the beginning.... Wait, I could've won! WTF?!

  • @anthonywhite4656
    @anthonywhite4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How can a cactus run so fast

  • @kashmirmachi
    @kashmirmachi 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SWEET MERCY!

  • @SeniorZileppe
    @SeniorZileppe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    never played the game but i remember him somehow

  • @ExplainSkywalker
    @ExplainSkywalker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I feel like Sazh should’ve been the main character instead of Lightning or have his own Spin-Off game

  • @lukebf6254
    @lukebf6254 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    my fave character in FFxiii

  • @brandonosgood4162
    @brandonosgood4162 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:46 SWEET MERCY!

  • @MagicEcho
    @MagicEcho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sazh is best boy

  • @billymountiii5788
    @billymountiii5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Togemon.....?!

  • @louradean9293
    @louradean9293 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thesame cactus from ff9?

  • @estella2lenne
    @estella2lenne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Breep Breep!!

  • @buttersleopaldstoch5793
    @buttersleopaldstoch5793 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    they just to cute

  • @Jkapricorn
    @Jkapricorn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is that a Titan?

  • @cash_burner
    @cash_burner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wheres tonberry

  • @Wolf-f9
    @Wolf-f9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Am I the only one that finds that cactus terrifying

  • @georgewbushcenterforintell147
    @georgewbushcenterforintell147 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Isn't there a silver cactus man also ?

  • @Nooblitz_74
    @Nooblitz_74 ปีที่แล้ว

    The raging 10000 Needles.

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pickle Swastricka

  • @1Diddums
    @1Diddums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Easily one of the best character's Square have ever made.

  • @jakedge3
    @jakedge3 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    no sahz, don't do it......it's not worth it.......*waves hankerchief nonchalantly*
    atta boy sahz, you show em who's boss.....

  • @nouyaj2331
    @nouyaj2331 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ll wipe the smirk off your face.
    Cactuar: o0o

  • @bandan8992
    @bandan8992 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My boi catus is speed

  • @GameplayFlicks
    @GameplayFlicks 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ouch...Are you getting FF13-2?

  • @brucebaird-
    @brucebaird- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite Mario hoops 3 on 3 character 🤣

  • @lonewolf3138
    @lonewolf3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is how my first try went

  • @Kaynos
    @Kaynos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so funny lol.

  • @LucinaMarthLowell
    @LucinaMarthLowell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THAT CACTUS CAN ONESHOT THE WHOLE TEAM?!

  • @Xblazer755
    @Xblazer755 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Outrun by a cactus.... Twice.... XD

  • @MageQuentin
    @MageQuentin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You need 10000+ HP for beating the giant Cactuar

  • @Queen_Sheva
    @Queen_Sheva ปีที่แล้ว

    Dead in seconds

  • @martinmaldonado7994
    @martinmaldonado7994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just not his day

  • @jorgecabrera6160
    @jorgecabrera6160 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the catis

  • @AtrociousAK47
    @AtrociousAK47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    had no idea cactuar was a thing outside monster hunter world, i dont even remember this then again most of what i remember of this game was "when do i get to play lightning again so i can be commando and spam attack over an over again" and the other bit was oogling vanille, lmao

    • @s-dragonxiii1021
      @s-dragonxiii1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't play Monster Hunter but i am sure cactuar are bcz of FF Collab and also they are found in every main FF title.

  • @Isaac-mm9jz
    @Isaac-mm9jz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    All that adventuring just to die to a huge cactus...

  • @FarmerDingus
    @FarmerDingus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've had Sazh as my gamer picture for xbox ever since I made my account and someone called me racist because I had a black guy as my gamer picture and didn't believe me when I said he was my favorite character

    • @DoctorThor98
      @DoctorThor98  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People be dumb. :p Everyone likes Sazh. Everyone SHOULD like Sazh, that is.

  • @moonloveb79
    @moonloveb79 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol

  • @junkoh6384
    @junkoh6384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mad as hell they didnt make sazh the main character as planned, i guarantee it woulda been a much better game

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Welp... I guess in this case Sazh doesn’t matter:

  • @yumcakes1
    @yumcakes1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sazh is such a stereotypical black guy

    • @SpanishArmadaProd
      @SpanishArmadaProd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      which is the best part!

    • @TheSapphireLeo
      @TheSapphireLeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must be why he's being trolled by a soicictica?

  • @eintweihencrothen4502
    @eintweihencrothen4502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this FF won the award for the WORST FF EVER DUDES.
    lets fight.

  • @Manx123
    @Manx123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    git gud

  • @reyestreeservice6786
    @reyestreeservice6786 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's from terraria

  • @JAELLOUCO
    @JAELLOUCO 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fff

  • @matics28
    @matics28 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And this is news....how exactly?

  • @millionshadesofdarkness2165
    @millionshadesofdarkness2165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sazh shoulda played FF8 >_> he woulda known better

  • @Amalekites
    @Amalekites 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The worst game in the series..