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The show transcript says she's saying 'Canterlot Cantabiles', which in music refers to, per wikipedia, a particular style of playing designed to imitate the human voice
Now that may be what it says, but I listened to the clip multiple times on slower and slower speeds and she definitely does not make a “t” sound. Pretty suspicious (I mean it’s literally just the way she talks because Canterlot doesn’t have a t sound when she says it either but we can ignore that)
@@Harudodo I mean, the video actually pointed out at the end that that isn't how "cantibile" is even pronounced, and I'm not sure why "cantibiles" would be in the restricted section so it seems to me like the transcript is there to add plausible deniability to a dark authorial intent
Props to you Star ! Thought you would just go "Oh she said cantibles ?" at like 2min and leave us with a troll face but no ! You pulled the joke for 11 minutes and it was actually entertaining!
In Brazil there were the Tupinambás, who cannibalized enemy warriors considered valuable, as they believed that their strength would be passed through the flesh
Lets not forget ponies do kill other animals to help feed other animals. Many forget that Flutters was killing fish to feed her animals. And equines are not vegetarians they prefer plants but they wont say no to some smaller animals and meat if its around and accessible. ((I know this is a april fools thing but couldnt help but add to it.)) :P
But wait. If ancient ponies ate each other, Sombra included, and he vanished at the same time as the entire Crystal Empire… …theres now an entire KINGDOM, including TWO ALICORNS, who likely partook in cannabalism in the past. Fun times!
That explains A LOT of why Celestia is so kind to all those human OCs that land in Equestria. They're few of the normal creatures she can share her secret with. "Anon! Try some of this lovely cutie-mark steak 😋."
Uhm actually, Twilight being the neurotic nerdy mare she is would never mispronounce a word no matter what. No matter how excited she is.☝️ Also check the date this video was made..
Pinkie is also a cannibal because she said in an early episode (I forgot which) that she won a hotdog eating contest. Hotdogs are made of cow meat. In Equestrian cows are sentient beings.
the fact that this actually kind of makes sense... especially the end where celestia's purging makes nightmare moon a myth... i'm going to choose to believe this now.
Well if it were a fictional story book, it would be more likely that it would be labelled 'book 31'. The term Volume is usually used for a non-fiction book. Also, why would a fiction book be restricted?
When I heard that line, I assumed that the book was a fiction book about cannibals and that it was banned for being too dark, and that's why Twilight had only read it a few times under Celestia's direct permission.
Me: shocked out of my mind by this theory Star 11 minutes into the video: oh yeah this is probably all an April fools joke Me: 😀😀😀 lol side note tho, Canterlot Cannibals in my opinion would probably be a very wacky fictional novel
The writers of MLP: FIM knew about Fallout: Equestria, that's why they put that reference in there hahaha. At least, I believe that was written by KKat before this episode!
Ah fck thanks for reminding me of the worst fcking day of the year lol. I appreciate your warning because I was reading comments at the beginning of the video and now I wont be annoyed when it's revealed to be a stupid prank lol
She has more power and morals than him, the man just goes around eating demons casually and is friends with the leader of fucking cannibal Town I think twilight would be more careful abt showing her cannibalism than alastor and rosie
@@Spindlepegasus I've never watched her shows, just seen a few music videos, so I almost didn't even recognize that name lol. I saw her early works around 2014-18 ish, when I was in animation college, and long before her shows existed, I believe. All of my classmates were obsessed as she grew in popularity, but I'm not a fan of adult animations personally and I don't jump on hype trains if it doesn't interest me. I love her style though, but I barely know anything about the lore of her characters or her history as a human.... Well, until today I had a suggested video pop up about her and I watched it out of curiosity, so now I know a few things, lol.
My personal theory about Celestia In general, is that her and Luna used to be very serious, scary rulers, as seen by the fact she obviously sent her own sister into the moon for a thousand years and she turned discord to stone and then kept him in display in like a garden??? She is basically displaying his corpse. And if twilight has studied her mentor well she would know of these and other things. It's no wonder why she's so scared of celestia in a bird in the hoof and lessons zero.
another explanation for the "canterlot cannibals" books is that they are just banned fiction, and that twilight has snuck around to read them. books get banned irl alll the time, so it would make sense if a disturbing novel series wad blacklisted in such a wholesome place like equestria
She's just like me fr fr Another fun part of this is that it could easily just be horror fiction, right? Like, a horror series about evil ponies that eat other ponies. Scary stuff, sure, but _fiction._ Evidently quite popular fiction, judging by there being at least 31 volumes... ...and then you realize that it's _in the restricted Canterlot Library_ and not openly available, and Twilight is super excited about finding it, meaning that there's practically no chance for it to just be fiction.
Omfg, something as dark as Cannibalism has a part in MLP:FIM Lore, this is Interesting, and all the Proof, I never even thought about it... 8:22 This honestly makes _"Cupcakes"_ more Possible on the Canon show... If Pinkie started getting the taste for Pony meat...
Day breaker being celestia's evil half probably ate meat too, thus why celestia didn't find it a problem until the ponies begged that it get banned by law. If thats the case celestia might fall into shambles again and eat meat 🥩 again, and if my theory is correct she will be worse than luna's evil half nightmare moon.
1:53 well. Maybe it's just some horror series that's popular in Equestria. I mean look at all the dark things Steven King rights, and he makes millions. Maybe Twilight is just excited because the story is well written. I mean I had the exact same enthusiasm about Breaking Bad, and I'm not a drug dealer.
Alex Pones here is absolutely right. A creature that would banish a small child to a small cage in Hell with no food, water or bathroom facilitates and then turn her to stone is definitely capable of mrder, r-word and cannibalism. FACT CHECK Sombra however was either going to eat a crystal and or a dragon, neither of which classifies him as a cannibal. Happy April Foals, everypony. >;2
You should check one of the diary books that came out earlier in the G4 series. Luna was excited about that hoof hall or was it Celestia...sorry can't remember right.
If it were true Celestia fed pony meat through her pancakes... wouldn't that mean STARLIGHT now craves pony meat? Just an observation that could have DESIRE consequences is all. Though, personally, I'd have thought Twilight would've started eating meat after EQG. While we saw her eating a vegetarian meal in the cafeteria on the first day... we never see what she eats days 2 and 3. Not to mention that pizza Pinkie ordered during the sleepover in Rainbow Rocks. Pizza that looked like it had PEPPERONI on it!
Imagine Celestia revealing this information to Twilight being like when Palpatine revealed he's a Sith Lord to Anakin. 'Use my knowledge, Twilight. I beg of you!' *Ignites horn* 'You're the cannibal!'
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That was the most hilarious merch advertisement in a video I've seen. It was actually worth sticking around at the end of the video for.
TWILIGHT TRIED GIVEING PINKIE PIE A PRESENT AND SEE SAID WHAT FOOD TO GET HER AND SHE SAID EYES IN THE FOOD LIST epsode (the best gift ever)
Mlp should be banned in the united all of it
I think that sombra was gonna eat the crystal heart
you need to make spongebob conspiracy theories, my bruh. it seems like it ain't gonna be much of a stretch for you.
Hmm, despite knowing it was an April Fools joke, it felt like it made sense, but you forgot one thing that Celestia is also addicted to: CAKE.
Meat cakes!
That's her favorite body part I guess
April what again
Maybe Celestia is where Pinkie got her cupcake recipe (and hunger). 😈
@@Longma1lol celestia has another apprentice- PINKIE. but pinkie… is her apprentice in the MURDER courses.
“Dear princess celestial I just learned applejack and pinkie pie are bloodthirsty cannibals! Also Pegasus doesn’t taste that bad..”
Piemations! Yeah!
Was if fluttershy or rainbow??
I HAVE to know!
"Delicious and nutricious, tastes just like chicken."
@@Edward256 why does eeverything taste like chicken!??
@@Thelucky_ducky I think Food Theory touched on the subject.
''Thats when it gets gooooood'' suspucious :-- Children show princess. She's enjoying cannibilism books?
Walmart spongebob I remember u from bella stream
Well, no shit Sherlock, how else do they become Alicorns?
Oh god.
you expect me to believe they obtain magic from the other 2 pony races through a Princess-Worthy-Deed? yeah right...
Dang and to think I thought pinkie pie was weird 😂😂
You are what you eat I guess
Drinking red bull??
Chrysalis eating cheese. Cannibalistic enough
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The show transcript says she's saying 'Canterlot Cantabiles', which in music refers to, per wikipedia, a particular style of playing designed to imitate the human voice
That makes a lot more sense
Now that may be what it says, but I listened to the clip multiple times on slower and slower speeds and she definitely does not make a “t” sound. Pretty suspicious
(I mean it’s literally just the way she talks because Canterlot doesn’t have a t sound when she says it either but we can ignore that)
I wonder if volume 31 is about imitating… um… intimate sounds
@@Harudodo I mean, the video actually pointed out at the end that that isn't how "cantibile" is even pronounced, and I'm not sure why "cantibiles" would be in the restricted section so it seems to me like the transcript is there to add plausible deniability to a dark authorial intent
Why would that be restricted tho
Suspicious
Canterlot cannibals is probably a horror novel
And the volume 31 went too far with the macabre. I mean that's my theory and research too
lol it’s an April fools joke
Thats what I was thinking
@@Leafu_cloverstarthe name does seem to be a real scene in the show tho
For an April fools video, this is surprisingly convincing 😂
Yeah, I mean, you can tell it's a joke, but all the evidence makes sense with itself.
@@Rslb7.exactly! XD
I like the idea of Celestia purging the history books, as it explains why “legends” that are thought to be myth are actually real.
Wait the minute... *looks at calendar* haha you can't fool me it's easter. Wait. I mean 1st april. Wait. I mean april fools XD
Everyone knows twilight eats all her friends on Easter 😌
@@spoop1948exactly! that's when she gets almost a whole week off to do it! 😊
@@noonelooksatusers right? It’s tradition! 😃
Glad you escaped prision just to end up back in the asylum chris
Huh????????
Chris McLean?
@@Saintpentiousofficial yuh
@@mzzznono9151 it's a running gag I had with him in the comments
Simple answer: anypony who goes through the portal to the human world becomes a omnivore
I god i hope fluttershy doesnt go into the portal
Wouldn’t that also mean pinkie pie is also an omnivore because she has gone through the portal
@@dedgirl_archive312 Pinkie Pie survives off of sweets
She's fine
If pinkie pie went through the portal(she did ive seen it in a clip as a kid) maybe that's why pinkie let her pinkanema ego came..
Props to you Star ! Thought you would just go "Oh she said cantibles ?" at like 2min and leave us with a troll face but no ! You pulled the joke for 11 minutes and it was actually entertaining!
Fr
But reminds me of when alex bale made a April fools theory
.......
canterlot cannibals just sounds like a murder mystery series. it just gets really violent in volume 31, so it was banned.
Makes sense (chain)
Makes sense
this is now offical lore i stand by
And here I was thinking this was going to be a joke based on ketchup being called “Dead Horse” in Australia.
In Brazil there were the Tupinambás, who cannibalized enemy warriors considered valuable, as they believed that their strength would be passed through the flesh
Only the best of the best can do a 10 minute video about a crazy theory starting from a pronunciation mistake
Lets not forget ponies do kill other animals to help feed other animals. Many forget that Flutters was killing fish to feed her animals. And equines are not vegetarians they prefer plants but they wont say no to some smaller animals and meat if its around and accessible. ((I know this is a april fools thing but couldnt help but add to it.)) :P
Oh yeah- I forgot about the fish! Good point.
She also killed some worms in the same scene
In surf/turf the hippogriffs offer Twilight salmon juice and Twilight doesn't object.
But wait. If ancient ponies ate each other, Sombra included, and he vanished at the same time as the entire Crystal Empire…
…theres now an entire KINGDOM, including TWO ALICORNS, who likely partook in cannabalism in the past.
Fun times!
AAAAAH! That's right!
@@Star_Strike I really think this video meant to release two days earlier and you just happened to get delayed by those same two days.
Ok, I think you are taking this a little bit too, crazy.
NAH NO WAY I JUST GOT INVESTED INTO THIS TO FIND OUT ITS JUST A APRIL FOOLS JOKE-
SAAAAAMMMME I REALLY WANTED TWILIGHT TO BE A CANNIBAL
*no wait-* 💀
@@That_Russel_Pup no wait- I mean I love that twilight is a cannible. *NO WAIT-*
MY REACTION EXACTLY!
My Little Pony: Cannibalism is Magic
Yay
@@mistylover7398 YAY!?
@@Artsyloveart yup
@@mistylover7398 NAH
@@Artsyloveart yay
That explains A LOT of why Celestia is so kind to all those human OCs that land in Equestria. They're few of the normal creatures she can share her secret with.
"Anon! Try some of this lovely cutie-mark steak 😋."
"What the hell?? We don't eat horses"
Maybe it's possible for Twilight to mispronounce something due to her excitement?
Uhm actually, Twilight being the neurotic nerdy mare she is would never mispronounce a word no matter what. No matter how excited she is.☝️
Also check the date this video was made..
Pinkie is also a cannibal because she said in an early episode (I forgot which) that she won a hotdog eating contest. Hotdogs are made of cow meat. In Equestrian cows are sentient beings.
I mean.. this gave me a perfect idea for a fanfic...
Well, what do you expect? It’s more cost-effective to decorate with pony legs you get four for the price of one😂
Lol
It’s probably a murder mystery book
Probably. And it being in the restricted section would mean there was something about it that was far too gruesome for any pony to read
@@meadowfeather176 I thought the restricted section was like 18+ books. That get intense with the murders that little pony can’t handle.
the fact that this actually kind of makes sense... especially the end where celestia's purging makes nightmare moon a myth... i'm going to choose to believe this now.
This is too well done for me to pass it as just an april fools theory
You forgot that canterlot canibals might just be a fictional story book
true lol
Well if it were a fictional story book, it would be more likely that it would be labelled 'book 31'. The term Volume is usually used for a non-fiction book. Also, why would a fiction book be restricted?
Many books of zll types are restricted in realife @@tabbystar2011
Check the date of this video
@@arandomalt4158 its an archive. the og video woulve been uploaded like a decade ago
I assumed it was a play on the series Twilight, and that book was restricted because that one was 18+ 😂
Force her to eat cheesy Quesadilla as a punishment
She eats fellow ponies but is terrified of quesadillas xD
@evangeloevoxi twily : no I'm not their just so cheesey 😖
FORCE HER TO EAT CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH
I personally headcanon that she's scared of quesadillas without cheese.
@@EnriqueLaberintico lol pp
When I heard that line, I assumed that the book was a fiction book about cannibals and that it was banned for being too dark, and that's why Twilight had only read it a few times under Celestia's direct permission.
When he was talking about King Sombra wanting to eat Spike, I thought he wanted to eat the crystal heart 😂.
Yeah ne too 💎💎💎💎
Me: shocked out of my mind by this theory
Star 11 minutes into the video: oh yeah this is probably all an April fools joke
Me: 😀😀😀
lol side note tho, Canterlot Cannibals in my opinion would probably be a very wacky fictional novel
Canterlot cannibals is just the pony version of true crime podcasts 😊
I always thought canterlot cannibal's was a line of novals like hunger games or a song of ice and fire.
This might be an April Fools, but you've just given fan-fiction writers some ideas!
Oh no...
@@Butterflygirl659I'm scared too.
The writers of MLP: FIM knew about Fallout: Equestria, that's why they put that reference in there hahaha. At least, I believe that was written by KKat before this episode!
I can just imagine celestia calling up pinkamena like "Yo, I need the supply of meat again"
I know this was an April Fools Day joke before even clicking on it
Ah fck thanks for reminding me of the worst fcking day of the year lol. I appreciate your warning because I was reading comments at the beginning of the video and now I wont be annoyed when it's revealed to be a stupid prank lol
It’s real!
She Can't be a Worse Cannibal Then Alastor
I just left a vivziepop drama video, and now I think I see a vivz reference here xD
@@evangeloevoxi What other Alastor would I be referring to huh?
She has more power and morals than him, the man just goes around eating demons casually and is friends with the leader of fucking cannibal Town
I think twilight would be more careful abt showing her cannibalism than alastor and rosie
I was literally just watching hazbin maybe an hour ago 😂
@@Spindlepegasus I've never watched her shows, just seen a few music videos, so I almost didn't even recognize that name lol. I saw her early works around 2014-18 ish, when I was in animation college, and long before her shows existed, I believe. All of my classmates were obsessed as she grew in popularity, but I'm not a fan of adult animations personally and I don't jump on hype trains if it doesn't interest me. I love her style though, but I barely know anything about the lore of her characters or her history as a human.... Well, until today I had a suggested video pop up about her and I watched it out of curiosity, so now I know a few things, lol.
"dear princess celestia, my secret has been exposed"
0:44 Wait, so it wasn't cannonballs?
I heard hannibals 😭
As a warrior cats fan, I can tell you how long moons are. They are basically months
My personal theory about Celestia In general, is that her and Luna used to be very serious, scary rulers, as seen by the fact she obviously sent her own sister into the moon for a thousand years and she turned discord to stone and then kept him in display in like a garden??? She is basically displaying his corpse. And if twilight has studied her mentor well she would know of these and other things. It's no wonder why she's so scared of celestia in a bird in the hoof and lessons zero.
I didn't even notice this was aprill fools💀
I was 7 months late lol
twilight said ‘cannibles’
April Fools joke
Also *cantibles
"OH YEAH ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER" GOT ME ROLLING LAUGHING DOWN TO THE PRISON WHERE TIREK AND COZY GLOW WERE😂😂😂
3:35 Celestia and Luna didn't rule back then so maybe thats why no1 was stopped from eating each other
My theory is that it's a true crime series.
No way! My childhood just got ruined by this theory!!!😭💔
another explanation for the "canterlot cannibals" books is that they are just banned fiction, and that twilight has snuck around to read them. books get banned irl alll the time, so it would make sense if a disturbing novel series wad blacklisted in such a wholesome place like equestria
*flashes back to smile HD cupcakes*
She's just like me fr fr
Another fun part of this is that it could easily just be horror fiction, right? Like, a horror series about evil ponies that eat other ponies.
Scary stuff, sure, but _fiction._ Evidently quite popular fiction, judging by there being at least 31 volumes...
...and then you realize that it's _in the restricted Canterlot Library_ and not openly available, and Twilight is super excited about finding it, meaning that there's practically no chance for it to just be fiction.
3,319 people when seeing this video’s thumbnail: “Interesting…”
Well, one art of EG on DA shows her reacting to eating a horse burger, only to vomit all over poor Flash.
offcial art?
@@noonelooksatusers fanart.
Not to be a party pooper, but she said Canterlot CANTIBLES. (that's what all my friends said they might be wrong)
Twi: “Iiiiiiii aaaaaaam Cannnniballl cannnniballls, I’ll eat you up”
Wendigo existed by Little pony. I did not know that and now I’m questioning reality.
Bro posted this knowing that he could end up as a pancake for devolving secrets and speaking negatively about the princes. Mad respect man.
I mean. If I remember correctly. During a campfire scene, they were eating marshmallows!
For those who don’t know it’s an April fools joke and the book of cannibalism is just a book series’s in mlp
6:35 Why does this moment feels like a begining for an ad for Factor or other food reated sponsorship.
lol XD
I wish
Canterlot Cannibals sounds like it would be the name of a volume series, with #31 being so graphic and obscene that it got banned.
Damn that's neat to see that Twilight is a fellow Grim dark enjoyer
I swear That I saw Star light eating the pancake that Celestia made soo, Star light is also a Cannibal?
You should of been talking abt Celestia's obssesion with cake but that isn't a joke for April fools😭
Star Strike, you didn't have to reach this far into the brony rabbit hole to please us. Are you doing alright? lmfao xD
1:23 maybe she’s really into pony true crime or something along those lines
Omfg, something as dark as Cannibalism has a part in MLP:FIM Lore, this is Interesting, and all the Proof, I never even thought about it...
8:22
This honestly makes _"Cupcakes"_ more Possible on the Canon show... If Pinkie started getting the taste for Pony meat...
Day breaker being celestia's evil half probably ate meat too, thus why celestia didn't find it a problem until the ponies begged that it get banned by law. If thats the case celestia might fall into shambles again and eat meat 🥩 again, and if my theory is correct she will be worse than luna's evil half nightmare moon.
This headcanon and cupcakes make soo much sense together it's almost criminal to not write a fanfic
1:53 well. Maybe it's just some horror series that's popular in Equestria. I mean look at all the dark things Steven King rights, and he makes millions.
Maybe Twilight is just excited because the story is well written. I mean I had the exact same enthusiasm about Breaking Bad, and I'm not a drug dealer.
Alex Pones here is absolutely right. A creature that would banish a small child to a small cage in Hell with no food, water or bathroom facilitates and then turn her to stone is definitely capable of mrder, r-word and cannibalism. FACT CHECK Sombra however was either going to eat a crystal and or a dragon, neither of which classifies him as a cannibal. Happy April Foals, everypony. >;2
This has to be the most convincing April Fool's joke I've ever seen. 😂
You should check one of the diary books that came out earlier in the G4 series. Luna was excited about that hoof hall or was it Celestia...sorry can't remember right.
If it were true Celestia fed pony meat through her pancakes... wouldn't that mean STARLIGHT now craves pony meat?
Just an observation that could have DESIRE consequences is all.
Though, personally, I'd have thought Twilight would've started eating meat after EQG.
While we saw her eating a vegetarian meal in the cafeteria on the first day... we never see what she eats days 2 and 3.
Not to mention that pizza Pinkie ordered during the sleepover in Rainbow Rocks.
Pizza that looked like it had PEPPERONI on it!
I think "Canterlot Cannibals " is a horror series, OF FICTOINAL BOOKS!
it would be really funny for celestia to immediately and secretly inform luna when she returned that cannabalism is no longer acceptable in equestria.
I know this is an April Fools video, but seriously...
If Twilight tries to touch Dash, lets just say it won't be pretty what I would do to Twilight...
I've seen a lot of weird theories but this one just takes the cake. And no, it's not the ones that you walk on.
I feel like he’s the new mat pat
Guess that's why they're called ALICORNS-
BECOUSE THEY EAT ALL PONYS-
Twilight: „Dear princess celestia, today i found a very interesting book about how to cook ponys! So I tried it whit my friends!“
4:22 that was Luna’s idea btw🎉
Ohhhhhhh
@ yeppp
Orrrr…and hear me out…Canterlot Cannibals was a novel series, like Daring Do T_T
Did u just make me watch the whole video and get terrified for an April fools joke? *ngl it was actually good*
I'm glad I'm not the only one who got terrified
I feel like cannibals in my little pony dimension means something else
Imagine Celestia revealing this information to Twilight being like when Palpatine revealed he's a Sith Lord to Anakin.
'Use my knowledge, Twilight. I beg of you!'
*Ignites horn* 'You're the cannibal!'
Twilight Sparkle: "What a joke! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 April Fools!! 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿"
Pinkie. Pinkie Pie. Her LITERAL RAINBOWDASH CUPCAKES.
The awelawala chanting near the end 💀
Hm I never knew that people who ate others were like actually addicted to the taste- it's so strange to me I really wonder why it's addictive
This explains why ponies SHIVER just by the thought of the production of apples stopping
4:13 hey man, we all probably have skeletons in our closets. In this case, in our hallways? But that doesn’t really point towards cannibalism.
Check the date this was made lol if you didn't already know
Cupcakes HD confirmed!? 😱
oh god i will never look at twilight the same ever again.