Yomi Hustle, the only game where the characters more cracked than the modded ones Are the ones in the base game They are VERY function over form and what is a giant anime laser to a robot who dreams of playing basketball?
I remember I had this replay of me dodging a wizard's (my brother's) projectiles for like a solid minute, and ended the game by killing him mid air, it almost looked like something out of Demon Slayer (yes, I was playing Cowboy). Too bad I accidentally pressed E and ruined the whole thing, still pissed about that to this day 😭🙏. Shouldn't have been playing on the same device.
I love Mutant because you are just allowed to get hits. I don't know how to explain it, but his combo game is more viscous than his body is, and that liquid flows like a dream. Jukes are a gift from God and we will never take it for granted.
not only that, jukes are just as good as a defensive tool as offensive. you can literally put yourself out of harms way and still attack. jukes are a mindgame, like bursts. the mere threat of they're existance is enough to keep some second guessing, and god help them if you land a parry.
I can confirm that I am clinically insane. I get in the crack addict headspace when playing this game I feel like a gremlin whenever I hit sweep into corkscrew into sweep into corkscrew.
spectrum: Wizard: Good - methodical, setup, can cover all options and make good guesses Bad - THINK they are wise, is not, spam projectiles and do small brain moves Robot: Good - make super hard call out, cash out damage in thousands, put you in constant OSC Bad - oh no I whiffed grab Mutant: Good - attack and punish you with WILD angle, micro spacing, and some devious oki Bad - do NOT aware of how much iasa their move had, "Yay I'm safe with free cancel" no you aren't Ninja: Good - play like a bitch, and when you get to them and think you can mix them in grab range, too bad, backsway beat all of your fast options. Bad - the fodder of yomi player Cowboy: Good - enter the matrix with 4D bullet setup that bounces of wall, floor, foresight, and re-shoot them from foresight, or just dead-ass Hslash you, and you can do nothing about it Bad - get Hslash parried round start, use gun like a goon, and impale out of nowhere
@@traceliterallytrace.4646 did I not specify Bad ninja. Ninja need a certain level of knowledge to function, because his base kit have nothing that threatening off itself, or from roundstart compare to the peers.
As someone who fights ninjas, I love ruining they're comboes with DI and making sure that the little damage laser does will be the last damage of that combo. Laser into laser is so easy to predict it's insane.
this is very different from ANY other "what your X says about you" videos, normally they always just try hit close to home and use psychology trying to pin what kinda person you are to have reached for X to be your favorite. It was interesting seeing you focus on mostly the gameplay standpoint and actually give your 2 piece! Not per say a directly better idea but a fun twist on it I wasn't expecting!
I see mutant and their players like the avatar of yomi hustle Hear me out… -the patience of wizards -the speed of ninjas -the the daring Gaul of robots -the jukes of cowboys (Prove me wrong)
@@shyne3652 only characters i don't really know how to play are robot and post-newblock wiz. I've been here since itch .3 and played through basically every single version of cowboy. Disregarding the many ways cowboy used to be able to tp away and fly to the skybox forever cowboy is the most immobile character in the cast with the most straight-up RPS game as well. Cowboy sure is a strong ass character and has a lot of stuff, but none of it is jukes.
was a ninja main, mained mutant ever since it dropped. can confirm, i fight for the voices. they guide my hands. whether it be towards the soft spot on a baby's head, a bottle while i'm driving, or the police officer's firearm when i get pulled over for a dui. they have never done me wrong. if i think they have or anybody says they have, the cease to exist in my perception until they do me some form of harm.
One time i spent like 3/4 of the match just doging projectile vs a wizard, it was painful especially because i won in the end, i was like "all this struggle, just for nothing"
As a cowboy (and salesman) main, I kinda feel called out :P Also, use jump at the angle -0.99, -0.01 for maximum height at maximum speed, avoiding (almost) every attack from the base cast that doesn't completely leave the opponent open round start~
Wizard; You Played Too Much Touhou As A Child Robot; The Loli Said "Get To Steppin'", Not "Get To Grabbin'", You EDP Lookin' Sum Bitch Mutant; Nobody Knows What Shit You're On, But Whatever It Is, They Wish They Had Some Themselves Ninja; Your Shuriken Shall Block Out The Sun, Your BackSway Shall Steal The Breath Of The Opponent, With Your Substitutions You Shall Take Their Life, And Should All Else Fail... Lasers. Cowboy; There Are Men, Monsters, And God's In This World. Be It Out Of Love, Fear, Or Respect... They All Favor You.
I can’t tell if that text for Cowboy is made up by you, from Metal Gear, or a quote from Judge Holden. Without looking it up, any of those seem equally likely.
Us as ninja mains literally bust when we get a burst predict with backsway, and about 40-50% of the time even if the person doesnt burst, we can still land a slide kick, whipwave or palm strike. Not to mention you can backsway, two times, three times even. so if they think theyre cheeky and wanna burst after you do your first backsway, no issue, backsway again.
1:09 you can jump higher then than that and it usually avoids all moves that are 5-6f Also mana DI down on mana strike Spark bomb is easily parriable too (Also a shitty lvl 1 super compared to other vanilla characters) 1:21 robot has fly... fly makes it incredibly easy to parry it 2:03 get good, you can. Just engage in rps or get them with their lack of movement on the ground 2:13 I'm toxic Also why no talking about dart!?!??! That is wizards basically only option (because its just too good) 3:08 as a robot main, cmd grab is too predictable... hold step or cmd grab, or kp to read their jump because you're insane (I've done it once, wish it killed) 3:18 get good... robot has terrible and horrific neutral tools, he has good rps and has the best okis out of vanilla characters. So just zone him to death. 3:26 axolotl god is not competitive, I've not seen them in protocol so, they aren't competitive enough. And I don't think they main robot. 3:33 robot rn is the worst character by far, robot haters are very happy after 1.8 3:37 Armor is good. 3:47 WHAT IS WITH TRYCATCH IT SUCKS JUST DI WELL 3:52 Robot is a grappler... and I always look for tclap instead, I love tclap (unconvential out of the top robot mains, (I'm number 3 now retired from robot for a while)) 4:00 Play against me, I'll show you how much brain I use... This is a threat 4:36 Mutant is not the best character, he's just new to you, and you don't play robot vs mutant (Its a 65/35 matchup, robot loses these) 4:40 get good 5:04 Aebigale shout out YOOOOO 5:16 I think mutant is like the second best character because of their zoning. You have a skill issue, flip pounce is overpowered and just pounce in general. 5:24 Play comp and cry 5:52 Mutant can go through projectiles as well (Won't tell you the moves but juke makes it possible and it only works for some moves) 6:02 05mario best current mutant player I've not beat yet can do 7k combos consistently as mutant... do you think mutant needs to get nerfed (Yes, very much) 6:17 stop calling Aebigale out like that 6:39 approach better 6:42 What... why... 6:46 shuriken is not that good and can be punished. It stops all momentum though which is extremely useful to catch someone off guard 7:02 quick slash is not that good... The other options with ninja can be DI'd out of 7:19 know when its a good time to burst or not dummy 8:19 He's so sigma he has the best weapon in the game, the best range, next to the best movement, freest moves and attacks, freest combos, freest neutral, best blockchains. He's just so sigma he's the best character. Also gun... and bullet more importantly 8:28 TIME SPLITTER YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT WASTE OF LEVELS, its sucks 8:43 Have you seen the draw toggle, do you know what it does... 8:55 its cool and op 9:03 Pair gun with foresight and realise what it means to play cowboy really, also di will bullet you'll see something amazing when it ricochets, and foresight can redirect a bullet with DI 9:06 JUST GET GOOD 9:11 I can't... I just can't this is a cursed number. AND 1k cuts don't go for that long, and it's good for blockchains and when you're close instead, so end a combo and 1k cuts and get close and roll :) Not even attack see what happens. 9:33 why did you sensor hustle? Why did you sensor gun trick. Also do stinger then hustle in the corner and see the magic. 9:48 Yes... yes it is... and I'm crying about this.
Gonna tune in because why not: -Spark bomb costs **2** bars of meter, it's genuinely incredibly shit unless you know very well what you're doing -What's more criminal is not mentioning *flamewave*, it literally carries some matchups. -Axolotl God is retired, they used to play back in the *oldddd* days, i don't know exactly, but apparently they managed to get rank A. -Mutant *could* be considered top 1 by many, especially with the existance of flip pounce caustic spike hustle shockwave caustic spike. -,,Next to best movement'' and ,,best blockchains'' are genuinely wrong on a spiritual level but rest is either definitely correct or arguably correct. -Don't even try using 1kCuts unless you are trolling/ have 7 meter somehow sitting around. Alr that's it, enough, i'm satisfied
bruh, you did not just say dart is wizards only option. In all my wizard wins, I have never used it, simply do to how easy it is to spam. instead, I actually play the game instead of turning a fighting game a tas bullet-hell.
As a Ninja main who mainly uses shuriken with substitution to set up insurance attacks while getting closer. I mainly just throw hands(basic attacks) i rarely use my Ninja tools, most I've ever thrown out shuriken was counter projectiles from wizard.
Ninja players piss me off because they think they're the main character, and they downplay their shit and act like they aren't playing the most well-rounded, adaptable character in the game. Cowboy players piss me off because they actually ARE the main character. Other Mutant players piss me off because I'm the only crackhead allowed here.
The one time I played wizard against my friend, I spammed “MAGIC MISSILE” so hard there was a constant wall of projectiles flying at them at all times.
I ain't gonna lie Suffers Sadness did what i wanted to do before me but who cares imma do it anyway: 0:55 - Spark bomb is not a real super, more often tham not it's a waste of meter, don't use it unless you know *very* well what you're doing. 1:00 - Ignoring the fact that you can.... y'know.... block high f6.... Jumping works, you just gotta set it higher, dash back with DI down literally makes the combo drop turn 1, ony losing 600hp and giving them a geyser droplet, assuming they do the ABSOLUTELY SCHIZOFRENIC angle on mana strike, which they won't, usually. 1:30 - Spar bomb is not a real super part 2: Please just save meter for orb... maybe even telekinesis if you're feeling spicy.... but for the love of god spark bomb is good only in the right hands... 1:50 - 3 to 4 spark bombs... WHY JUST WHY. THAT COSTS 6 to 8 BARS OF METER, USE YOUR FUCKING ORB. OR AT LEAST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPACE THE BOMBS OUT, BECAUSE NOW THEY PARRY ONE AND ALL OF THEM GET FUCKED. The whole robot section - I don't play Robot that much, i'm just going to let Suffers Sadness say everything that has to be said. Go read their comment. First half of the mutant section - While yes, Mutant is arguably top 1-2, your entire goal is to *avoid* their incredible rps, not just pray to God you guess right. 5:30 - Not to say their air game is *bad*.... but mutant generally wants to be on the ground. 6:04 - Mutant comboes are just as consistent as other characters at high level play, especially if you've seen 05Mario's swipe starter caustic barrage 7K. 6:48 - ......I'm starting to notice you probably don't even know how to parry projectiles, do you? 7:01 - If you forced the ninja to use quickslash then the combo is already gonna be ass, the waste meter for a shitty-damage hit that scales the combo, then an insta-cancel assuming you DI-ed right, and they have to air combo still, which will descale the combo even further. 5:06 - The followup options on quick slash are shit, they are traps, your opponent WILL DI out of it, don't even try honestly. Cowboy section - The comboes in the background make me slightly mad but i understand it's just to look cool for youtube. 8:56 - Foresight is literally the glue that sticks cowboy together, fym ,,totally not needed''. 9:02 - Shift is genuinely throwing the game unless it's in a guardbreak mixup or combo really. The rest of the cowboy section - Gun trick... to *hit* somebody? You're... kidding.... right???
I mean, i wouldnt call Spark exactly bad, Ninja or Robot would probably sell a soul to get one (even if it doesnt fit their playstyle too well) - but Orb and Telekinesis are just that good!
@@user-uq9se1nx9q I don't see it, ninja already has a better version (since ninja has no gust) of it that's also meterless in the form of stackricken, and while robot is really weak this patch, and would definitely appreciate something better than *the fucking rockets*, I don't see how spark bomb would benefit them for the same reason: What's the point of sparkbomb if you don't have gust? The only thing you'll get for 2 meter is a speedboost for a limited duration, which ninja already achieves with boost, and robot while would appreciate it ofc, again, not exactly the best solution.
@@janthejetplane5668 Eh, its a controlling short-range projectile that is quicker to get out then stackriken and deals good damage in combos - will surely see some use, considering Ninja often has Meter to spare, and Robot will appreciate the speed boost
I love mutant, the combos are strange and sometimes wild things happen, like one time i and a ninja grabbed on 1 hp and the ninja got hit be a shockwave 😂.
As a cowboy main my favorite thing to do is [DOMAIN EXPANSION: BULLET HELL] and shoot someone with the same bullet like 4 separate times as they are just locked in neutral taking funny chip damage
As a wizard main, i admit wizard is toxic. Jumped over my projectile? Hit you anyways bc of my wind Thinking you are out of attack range? I launch myself into your face. And o r b I just block all attack angles at once while being able to teleport away if they get close
As a mutant main, i never knew howl or speed. I knew only one thing… *JUDGEMENTTT!* _Corkscrew x4 combo into ungodly, copius amounts of slash, throw, pounce and Those funny green barrage spikes_
Tbh when I play as wiz spark bomb almost never gets used bc I feel like it's too slow and just ends up being a free parry to a comp opponent... Even magic dart I mostly just use to extend combos. Water geyser and spawn object are just better ranged options imo. Orb can be oppressive but it definitely takes more brainpower to use super effectively opposed to something like 1000 cuts. Also using orb tether to fly around is underrated and my favorite thing.
This game is the definition of if everything is broken nothing is, you know it's bad when modded characters are more balanced than the default characters (still love the game tho, I just leave the match when I see a default character)
i play wizard (cryomancer modded main) and spacing characters in general because i find rushdown characters scary to fight and my fight or flight is solidly freeze, so i'd prefer a character that lets me set up and hold my ground
I had interesting fight with wizard. He beat my ass right at the beginning of game but i managed to breake out of his combo and even predict his geizer and impale him then i made perfect combo with 1000 cuts and stunlocked him i reduced his hp to 0 but he was still standing. He beat me with book but i managed to survive that. Then he started to spamming me with projectiles. I make 300 iq move and teleported inside his lightning balls and blew my self with him. I won the fight.
Looks like I’m the only wizard main who doesn’t use mana strike or spam the magic dart attack Oh yeah, I also beat a moonwalk player as wizard, and only used spark bomb, orb and magic dart once in the entire match. They used every projectile spam move possible, including a meteor shower which lasted over 5 real life minutes while taking actions, and had at least 5 projectiles on screen just from that attack. Also I’ve never seen anyone spectate matches, me or someone else, even when doing modded fights with characters like Mika or Psycho.
Will you make a video like this but with mods (I don't play online, 95% of the time I'm with friends so Idk what popular mods are, but it could be cool)
Using the base character against moded character and wining is just satisfying
Fr, like the a guy whose attack is the literal sun proceeds to lose to a random ninja is fucking hilarious
Yomi Hustle, the only game where the characters more cracked than the modded ones
Are the ones in the base game
They are VERY function over form and what is a giant anime laser to a robot who dreams of playing basketball?
@@beywheelzhater8930 have you ever fought a "boss"
nobody can beat the sheer will of the cowboy and wizard
ngl thats what makes the experience that much sweeter
Personally I love fighting wizards because the replays of dodging their bullet hell is immaculate.
I remember I had this replay of me dodging a wizard's (my brother's) projectiles for like a solid minute, and ended the game by killing him mid air, it almost looked like something out of Demon Slayer (yes, I was playing Cowboy). Too bad I accidentally pressed E and ruined the whole thing, still pissed about that to this day 😭🙏. Shouldn't have been playing on the same device.
it's like touhou all over again
Tell me you are a Cowboy main without telling me you are a Cowboy main:
the video
"they won't expect the third impale!"
☠️
Gun
80% of my playtime playing vanilla yomi is just fighting cowboy
“gUH. That worked”
1:08 bro disinformates his future opponents to get advantages. absolute menace
I love Mutant because you are just allowed to get hits. I don't know how to explain it, but his combo game is more viscous than his body is, and that liquid flows like a dream. Jukes are a gift from God and we will never take it for granted.
not only that, jukes are just as good as a defensive tool as offensive. you can literally put yourself out of harms way and still attack. jukes are a mindgame, like bursts. the mere threat of they're existance is enough to keep some second guessing, and god help them if you land a parry.
two types of Mutant players... memers... and furrys.
@@klortikterra4423 and 3. Crack Addicts
True that, when you play around with jukes and angles enough you'll always get to slip in a devious hit
i just love using jukes to extend range in combos
I can confirm that I am clinically insane.
I get in the crack addict headspace when playing this game
I feel like a gremlin whenever I hit sweep into corkscrew into sweep into corkscrew.
spectrum:
Wizard:
Good - methodical, setup, can cover all options and make good guesses
Bad - THINK they are wise, is not, spam projectiles and do small brain moves
Robot:
Good - make super hard call out, cash out damage in thousands, put you in constant OSC
Bad - oh no I whiffed grab
Mutant:
Good - attack and punish you with WILD angle, micro spacing, and some devious oki
Bad - do NOT aware of how much iasa their move had, "Yay I'm safe with free cancel" no you aren't
Ninja:
Good - play like a bitch, and when you get to them and think you can mix them in grab range, too bad, backsway beat all of your fast options.
Bad - the fodder of yomi player
Cowboy:
Good - enter the matrix with 4D bullet setup that bounces of wall, floor, foresight, and re-shoot them from foresight, or just dead-ass Hslash you, and you can do nothing about it
Bad - get Hslash parried round start, use gun like a goon, and impale out of nowhere
I get it’s kinda a stereotype but good wizards don’t projectile spam, at least me specifically I focus on movement with hover and combos
@@junta9693 I did specified "Bad" wizard doing that
Oh mb man
ninja as the fodder of yomi player is OUTRAGEOUS when there were more ninjas than robots in the last Burst!
@@traceliterallytrace.4646 did I not specify Bad ninja.
Ninja need a certain level of knowledge to function, because his base kit have nothing that threatening off itself, or from roundstart compare to the peers.
First few spectates as a new player, and i found a mutant just throwing themself thru a robot's death beam. Defenitely lives up to the insanity.
As a ninja main, I love it when I can combo laser into laser into laser into laster into las-
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As someone who fights ninjas, I love ruining they're comboes with DI and making sure that the little damage laser does will be the last damage of that combo. Laser into laser is so easy to predict it's insane.
this is very different from ANY other "what your X says about you" videos, normally they always just try hit close to home and use psychology trying to pin what kinda person you are to have reached for X to be your favorite.
It was interesting seeing you focus on mostly the gameplay standpoint and actually give your 2 piece!
Not per say a directly better idea but a fun twist on it I wasn't expecting!
Thank you. When I do the modded version ima try to improve more on the psychological aspect as well. 😁
I see mutant and their players like the avatar of yomi hustle
Hear me out…
-the patience of wizards
-the speed of ninjas
-the the daring Gaul of robots
-the jukes of cowboys
(Prove me wrong)
True as a I killed a gojo and he said I was running when he keep spamming blue and red and not letting me get close but I did after a little bit
@@Picachumaster6 lmao relatable
what cowboy jukes
cowboy got no jukes son
@@AluRooftop i can tell u dont main cowboy (no offense)
@@shyne3652 only characters i don't really know how to play are robot and post-newblock wiz. I've been here since itch .3 and played through basically every single version of cowboy. Disregarding the many ways cowboy used to be able to tp away and fly to the skybox forever cowboy is the most immobile character in the cast with the most straight-up RPS game as well. Cowboy sure is a strong ass character and has a lot of stuff, but none of it is jukes.
was a ninja main, mained mutant ever since it dropped. can confirm, i fight for the voices. they guide my hands. whether it be towards the soft spot on a baby's head, a bottle while i'm driving, or the police officer's firearm when i get pulled over for a dui. they have never done me wrong. if i think they have or anybody says they have, the cease to exist in my perception until they do me some form of harm.
[rainbow] [wave] ninja gaming
One time i spent like 3/4 of the match just doging projectile vs a wizard, it was painful especially because i won in the end, i was like "all this struggle, just for nothing"
ninja's momentum store is unfair and i love it
As a cowboy (and salesman) main, I kinda feel called out :P
Also, use jump at the angle -0.99, -0.01 for maximum height at maximum speed, avoiding (almost) every attack from the base cast that doesn't completely leave the opponent open round start~
Wizard; You Played Too Much Touhou As A Child
Robot; The Loli Said "Get To Steppin'", Not "Get To Grabbin'", You EDP Lookin' Sum Bitch
Mutant; Nobody Knows What Shit You're On, But Whatever It Is, They Wish They Had Some Themselves
Ninja; Your Shuriken Shall Block Out The Sun, Your BackSway Shall Steal The Breath Of The Opponent, With Your Substitutions You Shall Take Their Life, And Should All Else Fail... Lasers.
Cowboy; There Are Men, Monsters, And God's In This World. Be It Out Of Love, Fear, Or Respect... They All Favor You.
LOOOL yall are killing me 😂
Cowiz: They took “Ride the Lightning” a tiny bit too literally
I can’t tell if that text for Cowboy is made up by you, from Metal Gear, or a quote from Judge Holden. Without looking it up, any of those seem equally likely.
Us as ninja mains literally bust when we get a burst predict with backsway, and about 40-50% of the time even if the person doesnt burst, we can still land a slide kick, whipwave or palm strike. Not to mention you can backsway, two times, three times even.
so if they think theyre cheeky and wanna burst after you do your first backsway, no issue, backsway again.
Honestly as a wizard main I can’t even be mad if people hate me because he can be mad annoying to play against when he is given set up time
Yeah, I'm the guy that say "nah I'm not that good" and do a 6k combo after
LOL
as a wizard main, fuck spark bomb
Jaja, spark bomb go brrrrr
4:12
I can't even lie, bro is spitting facts. I never look at what the other player's options and I'm always the first one to make a decision.
1:09 you can jump higher then than that and it usually avoids all moves that are 5-6f
Also mana DI down on mana strike
Spark bomb is easily parriable too (Also a shitty lvl 1 super compared to other vanilla characters)
1:21 robot has fly... fly makes it incredibly easy to parry it
2:03 get good, you can. Just engage in rps or get them with their lack of movement on the ground
2:13 I'm toxic
Also why no talking about dart!?!??! That is wizards basically only option (because its just too good)
3:08 as a robot main, cmd grab is too predictable... hold step or cmd grab, or kp to read their jump because you're insane (I've done it once, wish it killed)
3:18 get good... robot has terrible and horrific neutral tools, he has good rps and has the best okis out of vanilla characters. So just zone him to death.
3:26 axolotl god is not competitive, I've not seen them in protocol so, they aren't competitive enough. And I don't think they main robot.
3:33 robot rn is the worst character by far, robot haters are very happy after 1.8
3:37 Armor is good.
3:47 WHAT IS WITH TRYCATCH IT SUCKS JUST DI WELL
3:52 Robot is a grappler... and I always look for tclap instead, I love tclap (unconvential out of the top robot mains, (I'm number 3 now retired from robot for a while))
4:00 Play against me, I'll show you how much brain I use... This is a threat
4:36 Mutant is not the best character, he's just new to you, and you don't play robot vs mutant (Its a 65/35 matchup, robot loses these)
4:40 get good
5:04 Aebigale shout out YOOOOO
5:16 I think mutant is like the second best character because of their zoning. You have a skill issue, flip pounce is overpowered and just pounce in general.
5:24 Play comp and cry
5:52 Mutant can go through projectiles as well (Won't tell you the moves but juke makes it possible and it only works for some moves)
6:02 05mario best current mutant player I've not beat yet can do 7k combos consistently as mutant... do you think mutant needs to get nerfed (Yes, very much)
6:17 stop calling Aebigale out like that
6:39 approach better
6:42 What... why...
6:46 shuriken is not that good and can be punished. It stops all momentum though which is extremely useful to catch someone off guard
7:02 quick slash is not that good... The other options with ninja can be DI'd out of
7:19 know when its a good time to burst or not dummy
8:19 He's so sigma he has the best weapon in the game, the best range, next to the best movement, freest moves and attacks, freest combos, freest neutral, best blockchains. He's just so sigma he's the best character. Also gun... and bullet more importantly
8:28 TIME SPLITTER YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT WASTE OF LEVELS, its sucks
8:43 Have you seen the draw toggle, do you know what it does...
8:55 its cool and op
9:03 Pair gun with foresight and realise what it means to play cowboy really, also di will bullet you'll see something amazing when it ricochets, and foresight can redirect a bullet with DI
9:06 JUST GET GOOD
9:11 I can't... I just can't this is a cursed number. AND 1k cuts don't go for that long, and it's good for blockchains and when you're close instead, so end a combo and 1k cuts and get close and roll :) Not even attack see what happens.
9:33 why did you sensor hustle? Why did you sensor gun trick. Also do stinger then hustle in the corner and see the magic.
9:48 Yes... yes it is... and I'm crying about this.
Gonna tune in because why not:
-Spark bomb costs **2** bars of meter, it's genuinely incredibly shit unless you know very well what you're doing
-What's more criminal is not mentioning *flamewave*, it literally carries some matchups.
-Axolotl God is retired, they used to play back in the *oldddd* days, i don't know exactly, but apparently they managed to get rank A.
-Mutant *could* be considered top 1 by many, especially with the existance of flip pounce caustic spike hustle shockwave caustic spike.
-,,Next to best movement'' and ,,best blockchains'' are genuinely wrong on a spiritual level but rest is either definitely correct or arguably correct.
-Don't even try using 1kCuts unless you are trolling/ have 7 meter somehow sitting around.
Alr that's it, enough, i'm satisfied
@@janthejetplane5668 Sorry I'm new to this... this was more of a joke post too lol
@@geurworx8164 yea and i decided to join in because why the fuck not lmao
bruh, you did not just say dart is wizards only option. In all my wizard wins, I have never used it, simply do to how easy it is to spam. instead, I actually play the game instead of turning a fighting game a tas bullet-hell.
@@thatoriginalguy6213 Play tournaments...
having a turn based prediction fighter with a high octane character is insane
8:13
Comboing with Cowboy is essentially just booting ur opponent from the game - A Cowboy Main
As a Ninja main who mainly uses shuriken with substitution to set up insurance attacks while getting closer. I mainly just throw hands(basic attacks) i rarely use my Ninja tools, most I've ever thrown out shuriken was counter projectiles from wizard.
Wait u dont grapple ur kunais?
The pure unadulterated evil I gain when I select cowboy makes me feel like sukuna
Wizard setting up 800 things to kill their opponent:
Cowboy: Yeah just no I'm going over there where this shit isn't
As a robot main I wait until my special is maxed out to use a move that uses all it it to one shot
a robot that craves violence like a mutant
is concerning
Ninja players piss me off because they think they're the main character, and they downplay their shit and act like they aren't playing the most well-rounded, adaptable character in the game.
Cowboy players piss me off because they actually ARE the main character.
Other Mutant players piss me off because I'm the only crackhead allowed here.
I am a mutant main because I live for the feeling of being the embodiment of crack cocaine
the video in a few words:
cowboy:good
others character:bad
this is so real
Remember: wizard can do funny spark jumps
Im a Cowboy main at heart...even thou I haven't touched the game lol, great video Bro!😂
This man LOL XD. Thanks man!
I remember when it was just ninja, cowboy, and wizard. It was so much simpler + foresight didn't exist you just teleported
FINALLY LEGENDARY HAS BACK🎉🎉 (i guess)
i'll admit you were dead on with your description of me through my main.
as a wizard main, i love turning a fighting game into a bullet hell
really had to start with wizard lmaooo
XD
Mutant/Ninja main, just picked up the game...your absolutely correct
The one time I played wizard against my friend, I spammed “MAGIC MISSILE” so hard there was a constant wall of projectiles flying at them at all times.
This video was pure cowboy glazing imo
Now we gotta see the workshop character stereotypes
as a wizard main who only plays the beta, i can agree, we are crazy when we have set up.
ace attorney music is something i have not heard in a long time
I ain't gonna lie Suffers Sadness did what i wanted to do before me but who cares imma do it anyway:
0:55 - Spark bomb is not a real super, more often tham not it's a waste of meter, don't use it unless you know *very* well what you're doing.
1:00 - Ignoring the fact that you can.... y'know.... block high f6.... Jumping works, you just gotta set it higher, dash back with DI down literally makes the combo drop turn 1, ony losing 600hp and giving them a geyser droplet, assuming they do the ABSOLUTELY SCHIZOFRENIC angle on mana strike, which they won't, usually.
1:30 - Spar bomb is not a real super part 2: Please just save meter for orb... maybe even telekinesis if you're feeling spicy.... but for the love of god spark bomb is good only in the right hands...
1:50 - 3 to 4 spark bombs... WHY JUST WHY. THAT COSTS 6 to 8 BARS OF METER, USE YOUR FUCKING ORB. OR AT LEAST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPACE THE BOMBS OUT, BECAUSE NOW THEY PARRY ONE AND ALL OF THEM GET FUCKED.
The whole robot section - I don't play Robot that much, i'm just going to let Suffers Sadness say everything that has to be said. Go read their comment.
First half of the mutant section - While yes, Mutant is arguably top 1-2, your entire goal is to *avoid* their incredible rps, not just pray to God you guess right.
5:30 - Not to say their air game is *bad*.... but mutant generally wants to be on the ground.
6:04 - Mutant comboes are just as consistent as other characters at high level play, especially if you've seen 05Mario's swipe starter caustic barrage 7K.
6:48 - ......I'm starting to notice you probably don't even know how to parry projectiles, do you?
7:01 - If you forced the ninja to use quickslash then the combo is already gonna be ass, the waste meter for a shitty-damage hit that scales the combo, then an insta-cancel assuming you DI-ed right, and they have to air combo still, which will descale the combo even further.
5:06 - The followup options on quick slash are shit, they are traps, your opponent WILL DI out of it, don't even try honestly.
Cowboy section - The comboes in the background make me slightly mad but i understand it's just to look cool for youtube.
8:56 - Foresight is literally the glue that sticks cowboy together, fym ,,totally not needed''.
9:02 - Shift is genuinely throwing the game unless it's in a guardbreak mixup or combo really.
The rest of the cowboy section - Gun trick... to *hit* somebody? You're... kidding.... right???
Lasso self toggle yourself
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I mean, i wouldnt call Spark exactly bad, Ninja or Robot would probably sell a soul to get one (even if it doesnt fit their playstyle too well) - but Orb and Telekinesis are just that good!
@@user-uq9se1nx9q I don't see it, ninja already has a better version (since ninja has no gust) of it that's also meterless in the form of stackricken, and while robot is really weak this patch, and would definitely appreciate something better than *the fucking rockets*, I don't see how spark bomb would benefit them for the same reason: What's the point of sparkbomb if you don't have gust? The only thing you'll get for 2 meter is a speedboost for a limited duration, which ninja already achieves with boost, and robot while would appreciate it ofc, again, not exactly the best solution.
@@janthejetplane5668 Eh, its a controlling short-range projectile that is quicker to get out then stackriken and deals good damage in combos - will surely see some use, considering Ninja often has Meter to spare, and Robot will appreciate the speed boost
I'm gonna reword cowboy: impale, foresight, and gun spam.
I love mutant, the combos are strange and sometimes wild things happen, like one time i and a ninja grabbed on 1 hp and the ninja got hit be a shockwave 😂.
when i tell people the base characters are as broken as modded ones they don't believe me (until after i'm done playing wizard against them)
Robot main here. I don't care about grabbing I just wanna step. Nobody expect being stepped into a wall 3 times.
as someone who uses cowboy id like to setup foresight behind my opponent throw my gun and shift so they get caught up by the gun throw
Ok but like this is just cowboy glazing 😭
Wizard mains: spam orbs simulator
Robot mains: grab simulator
Mutant mains: autism simulator
Ninga mains: anime plot armor simulator
Cowboy mains: 🗿🍷 cooking simulator
As a robot main. . . you are 100% correct, i dont even use a single braincell when playing robot, becouse grab funni.
I can't even dispute the Robot one I do just play off of instinct it comes naturally after 10 years of playing grapplers in every fighting game
its funny how i main wizard yet i never use projectiles nor orb, only sparkbomb for sparkboost
As a cowboy main my favorite thing to do is [DOMAIN EXPANSION: BULLET HELL] and shoot someone with the same bullet like 4 separate times as they are just locked in neutral taking funny chip damage
I like Robot. Why? Ooga booga grab go ahooOOOOOGAAAAA
dont mind the firestorm into gust, or just gust in general lol so busted
Met the most Toxic robot player today, this vid rings true
As a wizard main, i admit wizard is toxic. Jumped over my projectile? Hit you anyways bc of my wind
Thinking you are out of attack range? I launch myself into your face.
And o r b
I just block all attack angles at once while being able to teleport away if they get close
Common cowboy W. best character idc if it's bottom tier in tournaments like Protocol it's still the goat
Hes top tier
As a mutant main, i never knew howl or speed. I knew only one thing…
*JUDGEMENTTT!*
_Corkscrew x4 combo into ungodly, copius amounts of slash, throw, pounce and Those funny green barrage spikes_
As a mutant main, you're correct👍
Tbh when I play as wiz spark bomb almost never gets used bc I feel like it's too slow and just ends up being a free parry to a comp opponent... Even magic dart I mostly just use to extend combos. Water geyser and spawn object are just better ranged options imo. Orb can be oppressive but it definitely takes more brainpower to use super effectively opposed to something like 1000 cuts. Also using orb tether to fly around is underrated and my favorite thing.
This game is the definition of if everything is broken nothing is, you know it's bad when modded characters are more balanced than the default characters (still love the game tho, I just leave the match when I see a default character)
So basically every character is broken except for cowboy? Nice, now I’m going to change to any other character
Alright a 1k likes. C'mon people lets those likes going.
i play wizard (cryomancer modded main) and spacing characters in general because i find rushdown characters scary to fight and my fight or flight is solidly freeze, so i'd prefer a character that lets me set up and hold my ground
glazing cowboy to his grave fr
do a re... re-review on gojo bc he got hollow purple
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As a robot main I agree
If all characters are OP then the game is not unbalanced
-ivisly
AS A MUTANT MAIN yes i have no sanity
Please i really need your help how to get the yoyo master in YOMI please
6:16 true (i'm in love with mutant btw)
Same. I started the game when mutant came out and I have been with ever since. I AM SPEED.
miko: furry
vixen: furry
big sword: furry
You are the sound smith now
I had interesting fight with wizard. He beat my ass right at the beginning of game but i managed to breake out of his combo and even predict his geizer and impale him then i made perfect combo with 1000 cuts and stunlocked him i reduced his hp to 0 but he was still standing. He beat me with book but i managed to survive that. Then he started to spamming me with projectiles. I make 300 iq move and teleported inside his lightning balls and blew my self with him. I won the fight.
moma and papa
mutant is just too accurate
beutiful until the opponent crazy parry u JUMP
What Your *MAIN* Says About You ✖️
How I *ROAST* Your Main About You ✔️
XD, But Still Good Video Tho
Looks like I’m the only wizard main who doesn’t use mana strike or spam the magic dart attack
Oh yeah, I also beat a moonwalk player as wizard, and only used spark bomb, orb and magic dart once in the entire match. They used every projectile spam move possible, including a meteor shower which lasted over 5 real life minutes while taking actions, and had at least 5 projectiles on screen just from that attack. Also I’ve never seen anyone spectate matches, me or someone else, even when doing modded fights with characters like Mika or Psycho.
Ok, but what does you modded main say about you? It can be a multi-part vid, but I kinda wanna know.
Any new modded character is just another cowboy victim added to the roster
we live in a messed up world where every yomi player sucks at the game
you are EVIL
cowboy my goat goes brrr
my main is boris the janitor, my fav modded character
Like the video to get that modded version. I need it now.
Pullleassse make one for some of the mods 😂
If you can use him you have to use him
I love wizard :)
Least biased YOMI Hustle player
1:18 you cant do anything against wizard they use 1 skill and your done
FUCKIGN LOVE MUTANT LETS GOOOO
Bro Imagine they add Sun Wukong
Will you make a video like this but with mods (I don't play online, 95% of the time I'm with friends so Idk what popular mods are, but it could be cool)
as a robot main OOO AHH HRHHHHHOROOOOOOOOOO URUHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHOOAH HUHUHUHOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOO