@sleepy • 16 years ago off topic but ngl your name screwed me up when I first saw it. I was like is how old is this post? 16 years ago!? How old is TH-cam? I'm so fking old, thanks for reminding me of my age...
Can we just appreciate that mantis don't give an actual f*ck about the size of the enemy?, I mean, have you seen the video of a mantis fighting with an excavator? 'cause i did...
I usually keep the goofy shit handy and swap them out for just the particular fight I’m getting my ass kicked in then swap it back. Props to the games that let you lock your appearance so you can swap out different clothes and keep your looks.
Imagine a giant version of this thing, wreathed in spikes and nigh impenetrable armor, and it turns around and speaks in this high pitched little voice while giving you puppy eyes.
Given how protected and bigger they are is safe to assume that they don't usually feel treated by other species, unlike normal crickets who's first defense is a large jump.
Legendary Thorn Armor Set: +30 Defense +20 Magic Resistance +15 Damage Passive: +20% chance to deal damage against melee-based attacks _Does not affect the cuteness of the Cricket's eyes, I don't even know why..._
These are harmless creatures, but all I'm sayin is if I wake up in the middle of the night with this thing on my wall I'm sprinting out of that room asap
red eyed tree frog the fuck is your problem? People can find animals disturbing, especially since humans have a natural instinct to be wary of arthropods. I will mess with just about any animal but I still reflexively flinch when a spider jumps on my hand unexpectedly
@@JohnCena8351 No fossil records support the idea of one kind of animal evolving into another. Carbon dating is an extremely flawed method and has been shown to bring painfully erroneous conclusions more often than not. No one has directly observed evolution. They have observed speciation and mutation. I could go in-depth about all of this, but you've been lied to, friend.
@@CJ-lr4uq No, no go in depth because if you claim that you have valid information that would disprove the most well studied and proved theory in science, you might as well want to give some actual data. Not some BS Yt comment, i mean actual data. Because fossiles are pretty much the best evidence you can have. Imagine the fossile of an animal a few million years old, then you find one with similar traits but slightly differnte features, that is a few million years younger. Than another one and another, and all the fossiles fit together like a puzzle and reveal a slow but amazing change in the anatomy of one animal. Combine that with DNA example and you got yourself some amazing prove that no TH-cam comment could ever disprove. And yes, you can directly observe changes in an entire species. It's called rapid evolution and usually occour with a drastic change in the environment. For example the fish in the Lake Washington that grew significally bigger after just 5 decades. But let's turn the tables. If it's not evolution, what's the reason why these creatures look as they do? Did they just poof into existence?
@@JohnCena8351 Did you really just use instances of a change of size in a fish as evidence for evolution? I'm not talking about slight changes in DNA and speciation, I'm talking about *evolution*, for which there is ZERO proof. Molecules to man, whales evolving from land-walking creatures, etc. You're displaying your blatant ignorance more with every comment; evolution is greatly disputed within the scientific community, and scientists who are actually objective and don't have an agenda will be the first to tell you that there are far too many holes in the field. Natural selection is the primary mover in the evolutionary dogma. Natural selection allows organisms that are best suited to their environment to survive and pass on their genetics with greater frequency. These organisms, because they are best suited for their environment, produce the most offspring. Over time, the traits of these organisms become dominant in a population. This is where mutations come in. Evolutionists regard mutations as the force that creates new variation. While they acknowledge that mutations almost always remove genetic potential, they believe that on rare occasions a mutation will occur that can create an entirely new trait that is beneficial in a certain environment. Natural selection will then increase this trait in a population. Given enough time, and enough beneficial mutations, neo-Darwinists believe that one kind of organism can turn into another kind of organism-a fish can become a philosopher. But the observable facts do not fit evolutionists’ dogma. Natural selection does happen, but it works just as Blyth envisioned it did: as a preservative, weeding out the worst mutations to preserve the health of a population. Scientists acknowledge natural selection is not the same as evolution. Mutations likewise occur, but most if not all mutations described as beneficial are only beneficial in certain, often unusual, situations. situations. Antibiotic resistant bacteria is an often-cited example of evolution in action by means of mutation and natural selection. Antibiotic resistance already existed in bacterial populations before they were exposed to antibiotics. When artificial selection was applied in the form of antibiotics, the resistant ones survived. However, if there is no antibiotic present, resistant bacteria represent a tiny percentage of the population. This is because the way they avoid the antibiotic also results in them having a much harder time intaking nutrients. The mutation is only advantageous in a very specific circumstance, yet detrimental in a normal environment. Bacteria is a "kind" and will always be bacteria.
yeah the crickets dont seem like the kind that eat other bugs an evin tho thay are big han got wicked spikes thay dont really protect it very well. the mantis would likely have no trouble. unless that thing is like the others an dont just eat leave maybe that size for one will matter if it a bit more aggrasive.
God: "Hey, you know that insect that I just made?" Angels: "You mean the one that literally everyone already hates." God: "Yeah.............add fucking spikes coming out of it." Angels: ಠ_ಠ
@@DearAnem0ia I have never met anyone who has liked crickets. They look disgusting, fly, some are fucking huge, and they are annoying af with the chirping.
Those things look so intimidating but then again you look at their faces and you wonder whether they want to eat your soul or they want to give you a hug
@@shockingred2626 dude cricket in Australia is basically rhino or hippo size, I heard a story at night when farmer need to keep a missile launcher near by in case of one of those decides to come at night
In hindsight, i kind of wish Kriketot had a design even half as cool as this, and am amazed that this specific species wasn't used as a template for a Bug type pokemon.
Now imagine some man who shrank and you see him riding one of these and he says “For the crusade! ONWARDS!” and they both run away with the tiny man with a sword in his hand. (hey that rhymed)
@@DukeNukenum There's nothing in religion that argues against evolution. God is an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent being and more than likely experiences time far differently. Those 7 days in which he made everythin could've been billions of years for him and when he said "let there be light" that could be referred to as the big bang. Nothin said that god didn't trigger evolution, it is just a long process in which things change over time.
It's like those RPG'S where you find and or create armor: The endgame armor is the rest of the body except the head, the head is some stupid headpiece you do judt to shoe how op you are.
They look dangerously cute. Edit: Yaisus Chroist Jackie... You guys really like this comment, thank yah all. And for the ones who arguing on the replies. Why don't we solve our differences and kiss?
@@jesusmartinezcruz3543 Australia even wins in the reptile department: The nile crocodile (Egypt) is the second largest reptile in the world, second only to the saltwater crocodile, of Australia
These crickets don't chirp, they play heavy metal
Cringe Inc yeah nice one hahahahaha
Fuck yes
Cringe Inc more like technical death metal
Cringe Inc xD
Cringe Inc I would rather let a spider crawl on me than these crickets 😩😩😫😫
When you’re missing the Helmet for your Legendary Armour Set:
Skyrim
😂😭😂😂
😂😂😂💔💔💔💔💔
Lol
Silly head custome from game event
When you learn to draw realistically but find the eyes too difficult.
Just like cell in Dragon ball z
I don’t understand
Bruv, i always start with the eye and it's frustrating
@sleepy • 16 years ago You mean artists
@sleepy • 16 years ago off topic but ngl your name screwed me up when I first saw it. I was like is how old is this post? 16 years ago!? How old is TH-cam? I'm so fking old, thanks for reminding me of my age...
i like how the mantis in the cage below is staring at them
Yeah, that's because they prey on those things.
Mantis is just waiting for the opening.
Menacingly
Can we just appreciate that mantis don't give an actual f*ck about the size of the enemy?, I mean, have you seen the video of a mantis fighting with an excavator? 'cause i did...
I never said that the mantis lost....
...By the way, the mantis lost
When the whole squad has endgame armor but wears the silly event headpiece
Lmao I relate to this too much.
The wiggler helmet from MHW
You need more likes.
Ahahaha nice
I saw this and thought of MH and there was already a comment mentioning it lol
body looks like some kind of dark soul boss
face: ._.
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When the goofy hat has higher stats than the cool helmet that match the armor
I always go for appearance over effect, which is why my stats always suck...
I don't get it
@@theternal you have to be a gamer to understand
I usually go for badass weapon and hope my stats keep me alive, It usually doesn’t work...
I usually keep the goofy shit handy and swap them out for just the particular fight I’m getting my ass kicked in then swap it back. Props to the games that let you lock your appearance so you can swap out different clothes and keep your looks.
Absolutely terrifying, but honestly a very polite group of people
Look at these distinguished gentleman
"Took the words right outta my mouth. Nice articulate bunch; unlike the rest of'em." - 👴🏻
Reminds me of that video with some mantises. Some insects are chill I guess.
When the Hell's Angels shows up to welcome you to the neighborhood and hands you a plate of cookies
I like how oddly calm they are. It's like they're all socially awkward and don't know how to interact with the man.
Just like me..
Except I'm a guy and I'm socially awkward with girls
Awwww. 💕💕💕💕💕.
Bigger bugs tend to stand there ground lol they also show more of there personality
2
That's not too far off to reality.
Cricket body says, "NO TOUCH OR ELSE."
Cricket behavior says, "no touch, plz"
Lolz
They are machines.
"no no plz dont touch we do nothin wrong on our terms so plz leave me be"
I heard this in a slightly Latino accent and I’m glad yooo posted this comment
@@SKBROOSE
I'm unsure why that's the case, but I'm happy to have made your day a little better.
lvl 99 armor
That's some Skyrim type shit right there yo these crickets is wildin'
carguy35 R lol bro
$999.99 Armor
carguy35 R no OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
carguy35 R 😂😂😂 seriously
They look all menacing but they’re just lil chill guys
they raid bird nests to eat the young and if one of their own gets injured they eat them alive
@@nothydropump845I guess he ment they're chill for us
@@nothydropump845sounds just like any other omnivore or carnivore on this planrt
@@manender1020 what planet are you from
@@nothydropump845 what planet are you from I wonder on which wildlife doesn't kill each other all the time
Its body: *NATURAL SPIKY FORTRESS*
Its attitude when poked: _nooo leave me alone dude_
Also : th-cam.com/video/fgfejMgDxgw/w-d-xo.html
@@ichika4920 what the heck dude
@@ichika4920 not my proudest fap
@@ichika4920 what is this
@@ChainikB what is it I need to know but I don't wanna click it
Guy: *touches armor*
Guy's health: -1 -1 -1 -1 -1-1
Its like the spiked armor from Darksouls lol
@@cosmicbilly Kirk's armor specifically.
Thorn enchanted armor
@@THExRISER lmao exactly! Good times getting invaded by Longfinger kirk!
@@cosmicbilly Good times indeed.
They all look like the kid in football gear who just wants to go home...
Its his first outta state game
0:17 maybe I am the green ninja
Imagine a giant version of this thing, wreathed in spikes and nigh impenetrable armor, and it turns around and speaks in this high pitched little voice while giving you puppy eyes.
Basically Mike Tyson if he were an insect.
“Helloooo deary! Would you care for some leaflets and dew?”
OwO
Grounded: "Write that down!"
Fuck yea. Apocalypse perfection
If they don’t suddenly jump or fly for no reason, they are cute.
true
Horiffyingly cute
It maybe the face that makes it cute ^-^
They sound atrocious
The Fuck u mean cute If I seen this I’m calling extermanix
I think they look really cool. Their armor looks futuristic
Richie T. I would love to test their armor with a 1lb. Hammer!!
It's like armor from mordor.
@@benjaminpadilla3431 Don't be a dickhole
They’re from the grim darkness of the far future
This looks like a chamira ant straight out of hunter x hunter.
Every predator ever: these crickets taste like my blood
🤔
@@WalterEKurtz-kp2jf look at the cricket. Now imagine trying to bite down on that Legend of the Chirp....
Unless it's a mantis
I love how passive they are. They're like "Oh, I'm sorry, I'll move so you could put your hand here".
Most cricket would jump or stop chirping the second you Came within 2 inches of r them
@@trenaebowers1968 if this thing would jump on me I would die from heart attack even before it lands on me
That's the case with most animals that rely on intimidation for defense like toads, opposums and maybe capibaras
Most crickets jump away from you I didn't mean at you
Given how protected and bigger they are is safe to assume that they don't usually feel treated by other species, unlike normal crickets who's first defense is a large jump.
"Everybody gangsta till the african crickets enchant his body with Thorns II
underrated
ГОГ
ur not just some guy with glasses ur name is aizen and I will let kon know
@@trixy_69 :0
Minecraft isn't funny
Legs: spiky, cool
Thorax: looks like an armor, amazing
Abdomen: THICC
Head: (• •)
H-Hi Fıstık-kun.. Can we become friends? OwO
Hotel: Trivago
Wait until they hold their heads up and you realize you were only seeing half of it, and the other half is just mandible.
Fıstık napıyon burada
So... Alphonse Elric?
if there is an alien invasion, the world should sent this guy to handle them.
They would be friends with the aliens lmao
Issa girl
@@सुशांतमेनोन issa man lmao
They are the aliens
All we need to do is provide them helmets
His body: straight out of s horror film
Their face: •-•
.
More like ⚫️👄⚫️
Pien pien pien 😳
Be original
Haha
If they were giant, their backs would be a badass saddle.
Mounts in Grounded confirmed? 🤔🤔🤔
Or ARK
How about the heads? Just dont peek in whats inside the 'mask' or you'll regret it!
A painful one
Dark souls
This looks like a boss you would encounter in a Pikmin game.
heavy armored cricket
YES
yea
Ultra necrozma ain't got nothing on this thing
I wonder how Louie would taste This
Legendary Thorn Armor Set:
+30 Defense
+20 Magic Resistance
+15 Damage
Passive:
+20% chance to deal damage against melee-based attacks
_Does not affect the cuteness of the Cricket's eyes, I don't even know why..._
These are harmless creatures, but all I'm sayin is if I wake up in the middle of the night with this thing on my wall I'm sprinting out of that room asap
That's fine as long as you dont kill it
@@joza3077 Why? Crickets are practically born to die, they have no sense of self preservation.
@@ForbiddenFollyFollower That's the most asinine sentence I've read in a long while.
@@ForbiddenFollyFollower everything on this planet is born to die, smartass
Ehh. If it doesn’t fly I’m cool with it.
They just boosted to 100 smithing and haven’t made a daedric helmet yet.
these dudes are wearing dragon bone armor
How are you still alive even after your head's been blown off
Its headpiece came from a mod tho, and it has a high stats.
@LesterChesterSylvester TheMolester thanks for the input les
@LesterChesterSylvester TheMolester Thank you Kanye very cool
These crickets are not just metal, they're the whole periodic table
Nano machines lilmoris you can't hurt them
Probably sounds like MetalFest when they chip their legs.... instead of " cricket noises" we hear Slayers Raining blood...
*Radioactive cricket approaces you*
@@helo6824 lol there are plenty of Radioactive elements in the periodic table
They're so cute! Look at they're cute black dots for eyes!
Ikr
Guy: *touches and handles the crickets*
Cricket: I DON’T UNDERSTAND. WHY IS HE NOT RUNNING AWAY!? WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO!?
@hayden tenno bad grammar moment
@@Aurophobia_ That would be bad spelling moment, actually. Unless you're being deliberately hypocritical by not using a period.
@@wegner7036 That's pretty cring bro.
@@BugEnthusiast crangr
@@Aurophobia_ bad gamer moment
When the cute girl wears spiked leather jackets
African cricket is best girl confirmed
Oof
Am I the cute girl?
no
@@dozonater562 *waifu
Whoever moved the TH-cam comments needs to be fired.
Yes
absolutely
I second that notion
Crucified upside down
Same
"That's a zergling, Lester. Smaller kind of zerg."
Mantis downstairs breaks out:
"I love you Sarge!"
@@ssjsmith8879Huh?
@@gaminacthemaniac6444 It's a reference to one of the opening cutscenes in Starcraft 1.
@jays.6843 Oh, I know. I'm continuing the script, Sarge is like, "wtf?" After Lester says that.
*ARMOR BOOTS= +99*
*ARMOR LEGS= +99*
*ARMOR PLATE= +99*
*ARMOR HELM = NO DETECTED SLOTS*
their bodies: 🔩⛓️⛏️⛓️⚔️⛓️🗡️🔪
their faces: 🐶🐻🐹
ACCURATE
Oh my, lol. 😂
Head: 🐶
Thorax: 🌵
Abdomen: 🐖
Abdomen, actually: 🍑🍑🍑
In short: 🐶⚔️🍑
When you see them like that, it makes them more animals than creepy crawlers.
WiseAssGamer Nah mate they still creepy for me
"creepy crawlies" are animals like any other. they are just small and hard rather than large and hairy or feathery.
He's a cancer to nature for not finding nature creepy?
red eyed tree frog Says the guy acting like a Manchild
red eyed tree frog the fuck is your problem? People can find animals disturbing, especially since humans have a natural instinct to be wary of arthropods. I will mess with just about any animal but I still reflexively flinch when a spider jumps on my hand unexpectedly
Chimera ant arc anime adaptation is coming oh no, where’s the portable nuke and hair to heaven.
Head: Cute lil grape with eyes
Body: Demon Spawn
😂🥰
Chan0
Its like the toys from toystory
@@Jake5537t oh, you mean Sid's toys?
Jozinek
Yeah 😂
Those crickets don't give AF. I've never seen more relaxed crickets in my life.
@kungfu master bruhh I'm not even going to ask how you know that😅😅
I mean what are you gonna do to them? They look they could seriously mess you up.
D r u g s, dont fo them :D
Then thang don't bite do it?? 👀
I think they can't think any better. Their cognitive ability is so low that, only thing they do is eat and breathe. Like Spongebob.
Their eyes don't match their body
Sonictails54321 their whole fucking face doesn’t 😂
You got a point
@@alexsamho for that, you have wetas
Yeah, their bodies look so hideous yet their faces look as if someone put effort into making them as cute as possible
They are basically wearing juggernaut armor, but their faces are like ----🤓🤪😛🥰
i feel like there should be more african giant things.
African giant toads are a thing.
Giant snails
Bbc
Everything is big in Africa.
@@razatiger22 Oh really? 🥴
They have the most intimidating looking exoskeletons, but their eyes are just adorable. Looks like evolution was bipolar on this one.
what evidence do you have that they evolved?
@@CJ-lr4uq fossile records, carbon dating, direct observation etc.
@@JohnCena8351 No fossil records support the idea of one kind of animal evolving into another. Carbon dating is an extremely flawed method and has been shown to bring painfully erroneous conclusions more often than not. No one has directly observed evolution. They have observed speciation and mutation. I could go in-depth about all of this, but you've been lied to, friend.
@@CJ-lr4uq No, no go in depth because if you claim that you have valid information that would disprove the most well studied and proved theory in science, you might as well want to give some actual data. Not some BS Yt comment, i mean actual data.
Because fossiles are pretty much the best evidence you can have. Imagine the fossile of an animal a few million years old, then you find one with similar traits but slightly differnte features, that is a few million years younger. Than another one and another, and all the fossiles fit together like a puzzle and reveal a slow but amazing change in the anatomy of one animal. Combine that with DNA example and you got yourself some amazing prove that no TH-cam comment could ever disprove.
And yes, you can directly observe changes in an entire species. It's called rapid evolution and usually occour with a drastic change in the environment.
For example the fish in the Lake Washington that grew significally bigger after just 5 decades.
But let's turn the tables. If it's not evolution, what's the reason why these creatures look as they do? Did they just poof into existence?
@@JohnCena8351 Did you really just use instances of a change of size in a fish as evidence for evolution? I'm not talking about slight changes in DNA and speciation, I'm talking about *evolution*, for which there is ZERO proof. Molecules to man, whales evolving from land-walking creatures, etc. You're displaying your blatant ignorance more with every comment; evolution is greatly disputed within the scientific community, and scientists who are actually objective and don't have an agenda will be the first to tell you that there are far too many holes in the field.
Natural selection is the primary mover in the evolutionary dogma. Natural selection allows organisms that are best suited to their environment to survive and pass on their genetics with greater frequency. These organisms, because they are best suited for their environment, produce the most offspring. Over time, the traits of these organisms become dominant in a population. This is where mutations come in.
Evolutionists regard mutations as the force that creates new variation. While they acknowledge that mutations almost always remove genetic potential, they believe that on rare occasions a mutation will occur that can create an entirely new trait that is beneficial in a certain environment. Natural selection will then increase this trait in a population. Given enough time, and enough beneficial mutations, neo-Darwinists believe that one kind of organism can turn into another kind of organism-a fish can become a philosopher.
But the observable facts do not fit evolutionists’ dogma. Natural selection does happen, but it works just as Blyth envisioned it did: as a preservative, weeding out the worst mutations to preserve the health of a population. Scientists acknowledge natural selection is not the same as evolution. Mutations likewise occur, but most if not all mutations described as beneficial are only beneficial in certain, often unusual, situations.
situations.
Antibiotic resistant bacteria is an often-cited example of evolution in action by means of mutation and natural selection. Antibiotic resistance already existed in bacterial populations before they were exposed to antibiotics. When artificial selection was applied in the form of antibiotics, the resistant ones survived. However, if there is no antibiotic present, resistant bacteria represent a tiny percentage of the population. This is because the way they avoid the antibiotic also results in them having a much harder time intaking nutrients. The mutation is only advantageous in a very specific circumstance, yet detrimental in a normal environment. Bacteria is a "kind" and will always be bacteria.
It looks like a giant ant in a battle suit
Looking like ant panzers hahaha
Technically, that's what crickets are.
Lvl.99 boss ant
That mantis is thinking: Maybe today’s the day I start that no cricket diet.
Mantis don’t give a fuq
BreadUnderCircle The The reply though LOL
yeah the crickets dont seem like the kind that eat other bugs an evin tho thay are big han got wicked spikes thay dont really protect it very well. the mantis would likely have no trouble. unless that thing is like the others an dont just eat leave maybe that size for one will matter if it a bit more aggrasive.
@@SeeMyEvil but like how would the mantis eat it through those spikes? You mean like maybe eat the crickets butt since its not covered by spikes?
Cricket eats the mantis.
God: "Hey, you know that insect that I just made?"
Angels: "You mean the one that literally everyone already hates."
God: "Yeah.............add fucking spikes coming out of it."
Angels: ಠ_ಠ
People hate crickets?
@@DearAnem0ia I have never heard anyone say they hate crickets. LOL
I think mosquitos or wasps take the cake on most people hate.
@@DjWyv3rn Are you kidding ? Just 1 cricket in the right place can drive a person insane.
@@DearAnem0ia I have never met anyone who has liked crickets. They look disgusting, fly, some are fucking huge, and they are annoying af with the chirping.
To be fair at least these ones have huge adorable eyeballs and vibrant color
its whole body is a gotic aggressive armor, but his face is like ｡◕‿◕｡
It looks like it lost the helmet for said armor
Yes, what a cute face they have
that's not its face. it's the forehead. the face looks more like a catydid or a roach
OWO
💀💀
Their body : The game trailer
Their faces : The actual game
YES
Their bodies make them look like they could kill you, but their faces are so adorable and cute
Doesn't sound like something zuko would say 🤔
@@kabaldalo6310 thats rough buddy
Cute?? Thats fucking ugly..
They look like a gang of insects you would see in one punch man
@@scandy7518 what makes them ugly
The Body: 40k Tyrannids
The Head: Normal Bug Type Pokemon
When you spent a lot of time customizing your character's face so you don't wear a helmet
._.
terraria players be like
Cringe comment
@@Aristocrat1cs stfu.
In eso you can wear a helmet but choose to hide it :)
They're quiet, chilling out, and being cute.
Even though they look like they are in a heavy metal band.
Those things look so intimidating but then again you look at their faces and you wonder whether they want to eat your soul or they want to give you a hug
Till they jump in your face
The spikes will fucking kill you though
Cute my ass
These Crickets on how they evolved: *_I didn’t want to get hurt, so I maxed out my defense_*
Bofuri
Bofuri
Everywhere i go i see your comments LMAO especially on the mobile legends related videos
they smoked 3 backwoods before the video
And Got no agility on them
That mantis be like “le’me at’em, le’me at’em!!”
If they were australian: "oh they also explode and release a strong neurotoxin"
They wouldn't
We already have those
@@kabingone_8054 imagine if they could 😳
Imagine if that was how GLaDOS got the neurotoxin
catachan barking toads all over again
For all the hype Australia gets, it sure gets bitched by fucking cats and foxes.
These things are 5% cute and 95% scary.
The 5% comes from their eyes.
Cute things need protection
when you upgrade your armor to lv 99 and dont have money to buy helmet:
Lmao🤣
hahaahahahahaha
Pant / leg armor* you don’t need a helmet because you will just blind yourself
How can something be cute and terrifying at the same time
Even the crickets in Africa look like harbingers of death.
Surprised they didn’t come from Australia
@@shockingred2626 dude cricket in Australia is basically rhino or hippo size, I heard a story at night when farmer need to keep a missile launcher near by in case of one of those decides to come at night
Look up a "Weta" that's the crickets in AUS and NZ. They can bite through Human flesh and are massive
@@CallMeRabbitzUSVI Holy shit those things are huge!
Then they have the face of: •-•
tbh most things in africa and australia look like something from boarderlands or fallout
Yea lol I remember those games I still play em
@@g0atman88 same
But there are some cute things in Australia like the brushtail possum, quolls, some birds, quokkas, little penguin, sugar gliders and Bilbies
And this comes from an Australian
@@ruiruiruii_6905 no shit mate
The praying mantis: "I could totally take all of em, Just wait till I get out of here."
They can actually do that.... Praying mantises eat mosquitos to small birds..
I rewatched the video to find the Praying Mantis and OH GOD he want to eat them so badly.
@@mrcoder7327
That one is too small to eat an insect that big which has powerful legs and spikes all over it
@@mrcoder7327 Yeah, if they can grab it properly because if they miss, the cricket has the potential to get away or bite
Evolution is so badass it gave these dudes thorn armor
They’re so chill even when they’re being pushed around
they're just vibing
@@volk9327 And taking some sunny D.
Most crickets are pretty chill
Crickets are peaceful bugs
They look like something out of post apocalyptic concept art :O
The flamingsword fallout game insects lol
@@dannyseda58 straight up Radcrickets
Fallout 4 & 76 has Cave Crickets!
Fallout?
@@daveroll6463 yes
Boy: ''Mum can i get a pokemon?''
Mum: ''No we have pokemon at home''
*Pokemon at home*
*it's a cute irl pokemon*
*the face is cute but it's body is terrifying,*
bro, but they are perfect
In hindsight, i kind of wish Kriketot had a design even half as cool as this, and am amazed that this specific species wasn't used as a template for a Bug type pokemon.
joshua kim just imagine a rock n roll African Cricket
They all look like they're about to head into battle. 😂 Love that they all look unique to each other!
I swear, there is a giant African everything.
Hahahahaha
@CL Melonshark lmao
@CL Melonshark isnt that a pornhub category
fact
@CL Melonshark I-
Its weird watching this and hearing crickets outside your house.
And you can’t kill them either :(
I didn’t even notice the crickets outside my house until I read this comment
Keep the doors and windows firmly shut... 😰
Prepare for the cricket apocalypse
It looks like they have saddles for a very tiny person to ride them
Ant man's gonna have a field day
Now imagine some man who shrank and you see him riding one of these and he says “For the crusade! ONWARDS!” and they both run away with the tiny man with a sword in his hand. (hey that rhymed)
*Ark Survival Evolved Music Plays*
Stepping on one of these would be comparable to stepping on a lego.
Cronch
Emotionally and Physically
@@animusic9365 spiritually
@@animusic9365 psychologically
When you have an entire set but you're just missing the helmet
Their bodies say "spikes mohawks and punkrock" but their faces say "owo".
These are the most relaxed insects I've ever seen
Australia: we have the scariest insects
Africa: hold me beer
I wanna leave this continent 😭
Australia: we have the scariest insects
Africa: We know.
Ilyass Abbad africanized sugar honey iced tea*
@Ilyass Abbad *Africanized* honey bees arent in Africa, they are just African honey bees.
Happiness is just like food In Africa, many people don't have it.
Evolution: "Where do you want the spikes?"
Cricket: "Yes"
God made those dude
@@DukeNukenum no
@@DukeNukenum
God: *Ok so look, humans have commented that your body is terrifying, so I was thinking..*
Cricket: Make me 👁👄👁
God:
@@DukeNukenum There's nothing in religion that argues against evolution. God is an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent being and more than likely experiences time far differently. Those 7 days in which he made everythin could've been billions of years for him and when he said "let there be light" that could be referred to as the big bang. Nothin said that god didn't trigger evolution, it is just a long process in which things change over time.
@@DukeNukenum god does not exist
Why can’t all crickets be calm like this instead of jumping at you
Yeah
'cause they're dumb
@@dieselgeezer18 i agree
@JuliusXgaming 123 The kinetic energy of my mouth opening to scream would rip a hole in the space time continuum
How so? I never saw a cricket jumping at someone. Everytime i've found one of them, they always ran away from me.
Monster Hunter boss body, Pikmin boss face.
No one mentions the praying mantis just vibing upside-down on the underside of that mesh XD
I saw that lol
I get the sense it would love to get its claws into one of those crickets.
@@alearnedman No doubt of that.
Dang he vibin
Creepy little shit just stalking them lol
*enormous armored car of an insect walks by*
Mantis: "It breathes, I feeds."
killer wasp enter's the arena.
These things eat mantis
It's like those RPG'S where you find and or create armor: The endgame armor is the rest of the body except the head, the head is some stupid headpiece you do judt to shoe how op you are.
Nah m8, the head piece's an exclusive event item that gives you lots of skill bonuses.
Rpg called evolution
I lost a couple of braincells reading that but I understood what you were trying to say
those are the cutest little eyes i've ever seen on any bug.
They look dangerously cute.
Edit: Yaisus Chroist Jackie... You guys really like this comment, thank yah all.
And for the ones who arguing on the replies.
Why don't we solve our differences and kiss?
That defines them perfectly
im scared of em 😥
Atleast they aren't raspy crickets
@@simsimma3839 exactly😂
Ikr
1:04 Mantis is all like "Not sure if Food or Worthy Opponents?"
Worthy opponents but still food
well said sir!
The Mantis was praying alright.. “please, can I have it now?”
I think he's intimidated by them
Mantises are badass
Texans: "everything's bigger in Texas!"
Africans: "that's cute"
Australia: Hold my giant spider :)
Skull Island: Cute ants you got there
Australia: hold my beer
@@jesusmartinezcruz3543 Australia even wins in the reptile department: The nile crocodile (Egypt) is the second largest reptile in the world, second only to the saltwater crocodile, of Australia
@@potaterjim Africa got more dangerous animals tho Lions, Crocs Jaguars, Hippos, Hyenas and wild dogs are all more dangerous than Australia animals
These guys aren't Pokémon, they're straight up Digimon LOL
They're both cute and horrifying at the same time. Like little monsters, or should I say, pocket monsters...
*IS THIS A GOD DAMN POKÉMON REFERENCE*
*Krickitune sounds*
You teach me and I’ll teach you
*P O K É M O N*
Do e have a sudden increase of oxygen why the bugs so big?
@@slackerman4161 sorry what?!
*Awkward silence*
African crickets: "umm..."
Fear not the dark my friend. And let the feast begin
JD94 Ayyyy
:)
Lmao
Ahahahhahahahahhaa i swear best comment ever,nice dark souls reference
dark souls gang here
They look so fearsome but they're chill af. I want one. xD
When your golden helmet broke before your iron armor.
They are so relaxed and chill, like "stop it man. No."
steampunk insects!
Aye!
Ever heard the term biopunk?
how tf is this steampunk
Wtf I read that as incest
@@whitecunt6903 😂
0:18 is my fav he looks so cool looks like he's wearing an armour
Their look: If you dare approaching me, you will be destroyed
When they're touched: 0:22 *kyaa*
Their bodies look like they were bred for cricket war.
The astartes of cricket kind
Or to not be eaten
@@williamwalsh4743 I see a man of culture
It's cute in the face, but it's back half is terrifying
Both are bad.
@@aeon-pingxpong4842 yes
Sean Ferree Damn, you just described my girlfriend.
I can confirm ⬆️
Nah, just look at the neck from the side.
Awww those little beedy eyes are like a plushie!
I find the mantis quietly observing from beneath their feet so funny
1:25 Mantis: Hmm... That's some juicy thicc ass... Subarashi.. Hmm..