Bits: "Girlfriend" Contracts for SuperYacht owners?
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Ever wondered where Billionaire SuperYacht Owners find all their women? Wonder no more as I answer this often asked question...
This question was originally in my Q&A 3 - "Are contracts for SuperYacht owner 'girlfriends' real?" To watch the full Q&A click the link below. This video is the FULL 'EXTENDED' ANSWER to this question as it was originally edited for time saving reasons.
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Think about it. Escorts are perfect for the billionaire. It’s a business arrangement. When they split, there’s no barrister asking for half your net worth.
That's why you have the contracts, you get a lawyer involved at the start to reduce the risk of a lawyer being needed at the end!
u don't have to be a billionaire to get an escort
@@alf3071 literally no one said you need to be a billionaire to get an escort... all he said was they're perfect for them...
My brother's friend dated a gal in LA that was under contract with a foreign business executive. Same kind of deal. He needed eye candy on his arm for functions in LA/Hollywood etc. He had a corp established to "hire" these gals around the world. The gal got use of a condo in Marina Del Rey, a nice Mercedes coupe, free medical, an operating stipend for clothing and other things, plus salary and bonus. He also paid her college tuition/books. He came into town about once a quarter didn't care what she did at other times. The relationship lasted until she was 25 and then he got a new younger piece of eye candy. She was under a rigid NDA and contract so we learned nothing. Most of the other gals in her high-rise complex were also "kept" women. My brother said the women around the pool deck were amazing.
I hope they ladies invested their money wisely.
So it's basically like a 24 month phone contract - upgrade to a fresher and better looking model at the end of the term.
I like this idea 💡👌
And you get the best hotspots 🤣
Or you keep your old phone with all your numbers in it cheaper 😉
Don't push it to 24 months tho
In 2004 I dated a palm treo, we broke up and I met a blackberry. After a few years I got bored and traded up to an iPhone. Think it’s time for an Android now
There are two types of boats a man can have. Those to attract woman and those to get as far away from them as possible. My smelly old fishing boat is of the latter kind.
True story... About 1990 I worked on a yacht with a gay owner, he had a contract “wife” that would appear depending on who was on board. She was like a business accessory, only used when he needed to appear straight.
Sad that he had to do that when his actual husband was a brilliant man.
Glad those days are mostly gone.
With all the secrets at this very high level, it's a fine distinction that "dispatched" is clarified to mean "sent home" since at least one billionaire "dispatched" their escort with more finality.
Is there a link to a news article of this event?
@@fisherh9111 i think he was speculating
Compared to marriage it sounds like an absolute bargain.
much easier to "dispatch" the woman, as well. lol
Absolutely. It’s far more cost effective to pay in advance. My friend waited 25 years to pay, and it cost him £ 10 M.
"Waterpup to Mothership."
"Go Waterpup."
"Mothership, SUPERSADDLE is inbound, ETA eight minutes."
"Ehhh, be advised, Waterpup, operation OVERBOARD has no splash and EUROVULVA remains on deck, you copy?"
"...Roger, Mothership...will side-winder for a fuel stop. Advise when all clear."
You always have great video's. Very interesting,informative and never dull!
Had to pause to quit laughing at the sight of the "contract" with the check box next to "nasal penetration"! Thanks for the videos Esys, Happy New Year sir to you and yours. It's better to not have enough Porsches than too much money!
That’s something you don’t hear of everyday! Also, it required a signature from Judge Judy!
Or "Parents being contacted" LOL
i am certain i dont want to know what Fun dipping is. after nasal penetration that can only be much worse
Its where the saying "fuck nose" comes from?
Check off all the boxes. Shut down a any lawsuit based on technicality.
I'm gonna write a contract for my wife. Stand by for info on how it works out.
Standing by
Best of luck buddy,try pre-dating the documentation.
It's been an hour. He's ded.
She laughed and asked for half.
RIP
Instagram girls will give it away for free to have these exotic vacations just so they can post a jetset lifestyle.
Yes but if you're a married man you don't want some insta hoe posting shots on your boat for everyone to see. The advantage of 'professionals' is discretion.
Dubai Porta Potties
If you are going on vacations that cost tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of dollars, getting expensive clothes, handbags etc, you are not giving it away for free, in fact it's the opposite, you are doing damn well. Most of us will never fly on a private jet, stay in a mega mansion, cross the oceans on a mega yacht and be able to buy bags and clothing that cost thousands of dollars. 🤷♂️
@@christopherw179 They don't care and you would be surprised what some do. I will give you two examples, got a neighbor that's pretty well off with a huge house, he was sleeping with his wife's little sister who was living with them and it all blew up. Obviously she couldn't live in the house with them anymore so what did he do, he bought a $400,000 motorhome and put the sister to live in it in the driveway, been like 8 years and the wife is still with him. Another guy down the road from me, older surgeon would always go out to the bars, one day he invited some girls I knew back to his house for a party, huge place, the girls assumed he was single, whatever, got into the house, everyone is walking around talking, whatever and his wife comes out the bedroom from being asleep completely confused as to what was going on. Another neighbor, he and his wife are both surgeons, he cheated on her all the time, got another woman pregnant and he bought a huge house for her and the kid and he's still with the wife to this day. I can't even imagine what guys with billions do or get away with. LOL
@@venom5809 the issue there is the wives probably cheated on the husband as well, especially if he's out of shape. Rich have staff and wives get horny. Unless the husband deliberately hires fat pool boys, clever move.
Imagine your lawyer reading the contract
Happy New Year! Enjoyed the video as usual.
Lots of things about the high-class luxury life appeal to me. Paying prostitutes is not one of them.
You have accountants for that
You pay for it either way, why not establish a contract, get what you pay for..
Says the broke ass dude.
here in my country there are also marriage contracts that have to be re-submitted every 6 months (5.5 months), if a partner refuses, this couple is automatically divorced within 3 days according to the statutes of the contract, such contracts are not a must , but useful in some cases
I’m curious to know which country is this? Asking for a friend
You had me with the first thumbnail, I already miss her. Another great video.
I paused and read that "sex contract" that you flashed up.. FFS I hope people don't believe THAT is the actual paper!
Yeah a load of BS, the only serious one was the end condition. 😉
Have a feeling this video will do well again. Discovered this channel with the first one on the topic.
This video brings new meaning to "eSysman's Bits".
Thank you.
Seems the best way to be professional is to treat everything as private and like they say in “Vegas” what happens on the yacht stays on the yacht 😉😎
Great video, happy new year to all
I often wondered about that. Thanks for explaining.
Amazing!❤
Great video
Your favorite explorer yacht was almost exclusively stacked with escorts, at least in Monaco
“The Common-law Wife” was quite the unique ... film. Rarely do people know of it. Thanks... odd question, but great answer. Sign me up! ... (Wait... for a Female super yacht owner).
Some say, ”Why buy when you can rent” ?
Most but not all women metamorphose into that which is no longer nubile and sexy.
Sad but true
It's usually the wrong kind of moaning.
Question: Is it normal for the ships to have some kind of media storage for pirated movies and TV show, as the internet is not very good at sea?
And how much of a legal problem is it to have those movies regarding inspection?
Well, just write a Good Behavior and No Awkwardness At End of Contract clause into the contract with a finisher bonus at the end. That might solve the end of contract drama problem :-)
Perfect 👌🏼
Question: how do people live like that? Answer: quite easily thank you. ......... just sayin' ........ ;-p
Waw.. that's so sad. Imagine never experiencing genuine affection and infatuation from someone in your adult life.
How often does the wife ask how many girl friends have been onboard ? Or simply, has he had any girls on board ?
Most of the wives know better than to ask, and most of the crew know better than to answer
What do you think of the yacht Olivia O and the x-bow design making it to super yachts? Have you ever worked or been on an inverted bow? Do you think it will catch on in the super yacht world?
An old saying" if it flies, floats or f, f, f fornicates" rent it!
Brilliant
Well...Might as well have fun if you can!!! Next level Eye~Candy!!!
Question. Is their a standard for the AC electrical systems on board. I'm more referring to the outlets on the wall and all the various accessory electrics (TVs, computers, etc)? What kind of plugs do they use (North American, British, one of the European standards)? What's the voltage and frequency? Does this depend on the country the owner is from?
This can be specified when ordering a boat/yacht/ship. if you buy one 'off the shelve' it most likely has what ever is the standard in that country.
Fantastic videos always interesting, quick question what super yacht has the most crew?
I could imagine Dilbar with 80+ crew members
@@supermario1995ich Wow yeah just imagine the food intake
@@mikemichaeld2259 yea its literally insane
Well handled
I should sue my ex for breech of contract, per the performance clause.
You and me both. Hell if she was an appliance or a car I would have took her back for warranty
@@KevinJohn556 they won't take back defective appliances, plus it was on sale as is no warranty 🤣
She's not yours, it's just your turn.
All women are rentals now days, even the married ones.
Can you post the contracts, blank of course. Definitely enjoy your videos thank you. Do owners give crewmembers gifts.
Do the yacht owners let their friends “borrow” their girlfriends while on board?
I think that goes back to what he said initially: the difference between a prostitute and an escort. An escort usually is a high ticket item that’s only going to be performing for the person paying the allowance.
@@CharlesDBarr well if I ever get invited on a super yacht I will do my best to find out just what the guests can and can’t use on the boat.
@@fisherh9111 😆 😆 LOL
Depends on the owner's taste.. Some like the cuckold, others are very narcissistic and insecure..
@@chancethompson8686 insecure to catch STI. LMFAO 🤣
EVERYONE WILL BE FED !
The contract shown in the video seems quite limited.
I'd be happy to add more creative options ( free of charge ) to the contract if the agency whishes.
Without an emotional connection, all is a waste of time, money and energy, an unacceptable endorphin drought.
He did say one billionaire eventually married the escort he was with.
@@Puzzoozoo Yes and that’s splendid. Escorts need to retire and find love too. They are just not emotionally available when on the job.
When it comes to the super rich, you are evidently quite wrong!
@@dough9512 Just because it is short lived and ultimately unsatisfying does not stop people from wasting their time, money and energy in doing it. 😅 They are doubtless already blinded by love for themselves and their money, rendering them without insight into the superficiality and shallowness, being without appetite for the greater rewards of establishing a reciprocal emotional connection and or too fearful to expose themselves to becoming vulnerable through love. Thus, they sell themselves short.
Western society which fails to offer a structure for being in a committed and loving relationship with more than one person at a time, hardly helps. Plural marriage will doubtless emerge as a civil rights issue in the manner of gay rights. Islam has the correct enlightened attitude towards plural marriage.
Wasn't there a sci-fi novel written a WHILE back which talks about renewable contractual marriage with defined tenor(s)? Forgot the name of that book though.
I'm sure the Professional Assassins watching this liked the "Dispatched" comment. Now, I have to get back to copying the paperwork you showed for the new "WORKER" coming onto my 15 foot "YACHT" tomorrow for some personal cleaning work...WINK WINK !
I just hope I don't have to find anyone to do some DISPATCH work on her when she's done. I better look into that though...where would I find a listing for "Yachts Under 30 feet" in length ? Man it's tough being rich.
😂🤣💃🏽 there’s some stuff on that contract I’d never heard of must check with the wife if she knows what they are, she does go missing for months on end and calls me captain 👨✈️ from time to time 🤷🏼♂️
Had to google "fun dip", is guess 20.000 euro a month is a fair price for that, for both sides :)
Damn! I could probably just afford the tender to the tender of a super yacht. And this also shows in the women I am dating...
Question: Have you seen anything when working on a yacht that you shouldn’t have seen? Just asking
Compared to the risk of a divorce settlement for a guy with a $50 million or greater networth, this contract sounds like the deal of the decade. Plus, he can switch out to a new partner at any time.
May we see how the draft contracts are worded ?
lol @ "... not all of them, some of them are married, the ones who are not married ..." pretty sure most of them are married, or at least have someone significant who'd disapprove of us!
Great video! Great content!
Question: As we know many owners are not from English-speaking countries, especially those of super yachts(Middle East or Russia, perhaps). When these owners are onboard , how do they communicate with the crew if they don't speak english? Will they bring a translation with them? Or will they hire crew members who speak their own language in the first place?
Usually they have a butler who speaks their language and English
Preferred the first thumbnail. 😉
I heard it mentioned the wife of the yacht owner is called the wife. His girlfriend, the tugboat.
Copy Copy 10-4.....’BJ’ needs collection from shore! 😉
I used to use an escort then I traded up for the new Vauxhall cavalier
Fun Dip_ _ ??
I'm guessing this isn't the carnival game with a tiny fishing pole with a magnet on the end.
Nasal penitration!? Man these rich dudes on another level!
Eric: Once again Very interesting! From a high net worth position this should make obvious sense! There are a Lot of guys out there with high net worth that wished they'd have keep it in their pants or had a girlfriend clause!
"Dispatched" ... sent home
Lol On that contract..."nasal penetration....fun dip....use of children's toys"...the hell
« Nasal Penetration » in the contract at 1:40 ?!!??? I definitely have to learn something here...
These new sex dolls are getting pretty realistic too!..$10-12,000..use it,throw it in the closet till your in the mood again!😂
Strange that something like that would even be a question.
Is there a limit to the amount of people who can be on the boat when it is docked? For example, for the F1 race in Monaco can there only be a certain amount of people on the boat when it is not moving and is just there for people spectating the race?
When it’s docked I don’t think so..when it’s on the sea, it should be limited by spaces in the emergency boats
I know in some ports you must have a plan to safely get people off the boat incase of fire or emergency. Just like any building of venue would have.
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Learn something new every day🧠
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Experience
@@eSysmanSuperYachtsHi Are you a captain?
"Dispatched"???
I think the appropriate term would be.
"Retired"!!
the term retired as used in blade runner?
Sidelined?
Hi Eric Sysman 😉
The best
You are correct that most of Euro countries equalize marriage and living together for more than 2 years with together mean literary living in the same house not just dating.
However in a case of divorce most of Euro courts doesn't automaticaly give a woman or man 50% or something like that as US courts.
In the most of EU countries courts split only the property which was obtained in the time of marriage.
For example if somebody before marriage already have 100 mil $ this amount is not relevant for the court however the court my rule that the person which have 100 mil$ should pay alimony to another less rich person.
is this a repost ?
If i was a billionaire I'd have the whole damn boat full ladies all day and night, all on contracts.
Yes
or a new woman every night
Oooooohhh. The contract terms are meant to be read left to right instead of up down. I thought to myself that DEesclated quickly.
Any owner have multiple girlfriends on-board at the same time?
I probably can't even afford a 5 minute conversation with one of these high end "escorts " .
You can t afford any female nowadays because od their never ending hypergamy 😂😂
That’s too funny. I know what it’s like to be a crew while that is happening. It’s strange.
I can't remember who said it, but one fairly well off whit once opined that there are three things in life you're better off renting... planes, yachts and @$$
If it flys, floats or fornicates rent.
NOW, we're talking, esysman !
this will get a lot of views. lol
perfect timing as BTC > $33K today!! :) :)
👍
How much would it cost for five minutes?
Do any of them do a ‘Try before you buy’ offer?!
no, but all you can eat is definitely an option.
Dream life!
That contract...WTF is nasal penetration? 😂
Am I really the only one noticing the contract showed "nasal penetration" as one of the options 😳
I have many questions.
I wish I was in that position.
wishing won't put you in "that position" .......... the people "in that position" realized at an early age that "wishing" wouldn't put them in "that position". .......... just sayin' ......... ;-p
@@unclejack123 Well, I am 65 so I will never be in that position. But that is ok.
@@kokomo9764 I'm 77 and have been a "worker" all my life ... the problem is I hate "work" - so I have managed to remain "survival poor" for all that time(and had a lot of fun). ........... when I was very young I remember someone asking "what I wanted to do in life" .... I replied (true story) that I "wanted to spend copious amounts of money chasing beautiful women around the world". .......
An older person, listening to the conversation, said "and what do you plan to do to put yourself in that position?" ....... my reply - "that wasn't the question" ...... the old guy followed with "and that's why you'll never be able to do that." .......... turns out he was correct ....... just sayin' ....... ;-p
@@unclejack123 You do realize that a vast number of these people have inherited wealth, even Musk was rich, his dad owned emerald mines. Another portion of them are criminals or made their money through criminal means and then transitioned to legitimate businesses.
@@venom5809 so - what's your point/solution? I hadn't realized that the conversation had changed to the origin of the silver tableware. If daddy was a crook why wasn't he hung? If junior is a crook why isn't he jailed (many have been & others are pending{beware Zuck and Co.}).The luck of the draw has often been determined by the dealer (if you don't realize that perhaps you should not be in the game). ....
Have a prosperous and Happy New Year All ....... just sayin' ........ ;-p
Had to look up "Fun dip" on Google...
One learns while lives
So? I’m too scared to google it..
@@johnthegreek7356
Well turns out Fun dip is powdered ppping candy.
The rest is obvious what can it mean. 😁
I like the Russian guy that has a sister yacht shadow his boat. On board are the ladies and he sends a tender over to get them when when they’re ready to party.
It’s far cheaper to pay in advance......
Why are there no women yacht owners putting 22 year old men under contract?
They don't call them escorts, they call them toyboys.
@@thetrevster6983 Really? I thought it was because women do not take risks and work as hard as men do.
Per contract “parents being contacted “ What?!!!
The owner could just write both girls into the contracts. In other words, you'll be here for her she'll be here for you and you're both here for me. Fun and games for all?!?
It's funny brought this up..
But they don't have to be billionaires millionaires do it.
I had one come aboard and she stayed with us for four or five days and helped some on the boat very pleasant.
But when we arrived in fort Lauderdale she was leaving the boat as the owner's wife flew in on the Learjet and was coming up the dock and they passed each other on the dock and never knew they were going by each other only I did being the captain...
I did get tip well that week..
Always stayed loyal to the man that wrote my check...
What else can I say these people are very how should I put it.... Wealthy enough to do what they want.
look what's happening to our government right now if you're rich in your a big politician you can get away with anything.....
God bless those were the days, glad I'm retired after 43 years and don't have that pressure.
That's a lot of information... Ft Lauderdale... Learjet. Wouldn't be hard to narrow down who it was. Be careful with such sensitive information :-)
@@visionist7 come on man do you how many people come in to Lauderdale everyday..... On learjets...
and the people were talking about we've already passed away that's along I've been in the business..
@@visionist7 Ft Lauderdale is loaded with Learjets
@@msnpassjan2004 it's just good that someone's letting other people know how the 3%ers are living....
I've been real lucky I've worked for some really fine people just because they have money they're not all asses...
Also it takes a lot of money to keep large shots running which keeps a lot of people with jobs....
Thanks again for all your hard work and God bless you and your family....
I really appreciate your original comment! Yes, there are definitely TWO levels of justice in our country!
Anyone know who the person is at :46? Asking for a friend.
Simp
Melania Trump
The owner who married a rent a GF. Sounds like a movie. Oh Wait! There was a movie "Pretty Woman". Wonder if that was the inspiration for the movie, if so they probably left out the yacht so they wouldn't get sued.
Or is it that Art used to imitate Life but maybe Life is starting to imitate Art.
Oh! And men in the US have been sued for Palimony i.e. the relationship usually lasts for several years and therefore she should be able to continue living the lifestyle she had become accustomed to, because she had reasonable expectations that it would continue indefinitely or for some reason that is called lawyer logic.
You pay them to leave and not to show up.