Watch Zoltan Kaszas' entire special "Cat Jokes" at drybarcomedy.co... (tips encouraged). If you only watch clips on TH-cam you are missing his best stuff!
From Canada here. My first time hearing him & it’s not gonna be my last. He is funny. Gotta love this dude. Hope one day he slips into a bar here in Canada and blow our minds. 😆🇨🇦 Yes. I agree. Everyone should like and listen to him. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
I'm laughing so hard 'cause Zoltan is originally from Hungary and some hard-core nationalists actually believe Jesus was Hungarian 😂 It all makes sense now
Portland is like that in just a few areas. Every city has a spot where you could sit and point at people you know are on drugs. Except in portland, most of the people walking by you downtown are =). I love portland, been my home for an amazing 30 years and glad to have my kids growing up here.
Well other than skin color... HE DOES LOOK LIKE JESUS. Handsome, kind expression and twinkling eyes. I think (imo) that in Heaven everyone will see Jesus as their own race. btw, all the NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE ppl report that The Creator appears not as a person but a BRIGHT LOVING BEING OF LIGHT. interesting.
@@sittingduck6049 I was talking more about the paintings by Leonardo da Vinci. Sorry if it came across as wrong. I totally think Jesus was a darker skin color!
You don't look like Jesus, you look like a Musketeer. For future reference, I think in the Northern Hemisphere, blessings must be thrown overarm, whereas Antipodean blessings should be delivered underarm. At the Equator, refrain and at the Poles likewise.
Rebekah Lighten up dear. He was not making fun of Jesus he was telling a funny incident. And HE DOES LOOK LIKE JESUS If you are one of those sour puss, ridgid Christians you are giving Christians a bad rep. 😇
"YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS!" 😂 that line got me dead
Well, she's not exactly wrong... although noone really knows what Jesus really looked like...
Who the hell would dislike this dude? He is amazing :D
Ballsdeep Singh 😂😂
Tamera I suppose it would be those Christians that would take offence at making a joke about "blessings" and "Jesus" and and and
Jesus probably would
“Is it underhand?!?” 😂😂😂😂
Ahleeya Terry “YOU GOT IT” 😂😂
Needs his own special on Netflix or something
"YOU GOT IT!!!"
I love him. So thoughtful and chipper.
that cheesy look on his face and calm voice is so natural. He is one of a kind!!! funny!!!
'Throw me a blessing Jesus!' lol 😂
From Canada here. My first time hearing him & it’s not gonna be my last. He is funny. Gotta love this dude. Hope one day he slips into a bar here in Canada and blow our minds. 😆🇨🇦
Yes. I agree. Everyone should like and listen to him. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Kitties - Back H he was in Calgary this year!
if this was your first time listening to him, you are in for a treat, you should look up some of his other stuff he is great !!
Texas here. First time hearing this wonderful man do this! Hopefully he gets a Netflix special for all of his comedy
This guy is the best!!
Meeting Jesus at the train station while high AF is a very Portland thing to happen
Should've gone with the grenade style... just pull the pin and lob it up. "There you go, blessings all over the place"
Head canon: that girl started the Buddy Jesus meme because of this.
I needed a good laugh! I just watch all his episodes-I need more!!!
He is soooo funny!! Hope to hear more, more, more!!
Man I love this guy, he's great
*Zoltan Kaszas of Jerusalem*
_"Jesus 2"_
I'm laughing so hard 'cause Zoltan is originally from Hungary and some hard-core nationalists actually believe Jesus was Hungarian 😂 It all makes sense now
@@rkah6187 Jesus2: Zozo 😂😂😂😂
I love this guy!
I love this guy 😂😂😂😂
My new fav comedian
I love cats too!
his hair really is so swooshy
Lol he's got jesus hair.
I live just south of Portland and I completely agree that this is accurate.
north of pdx and this guy kinda fits right in.
There's a guy in the crowd that tried to start a clap 3 times and nobody clapped with him.
Comedy Jesus makin it rain blessings out here
You don't slow down for that! Hahahahahaha
THIS IS PURE GOLD
dude, lol, this story is a block from my apartment, lol. he is absolutely correct. lol.
Portland is like that in just a few areas. Every city has a spot where you could sit and point at people you know are on drugs. Except in portland, most of the people walking by you downtown are =). I love portland, been my home for an amazing 30 years and glad to have my kids growing up here.
May I have a blessing, Zoltan!?! 💜
KEEP LOOKING UP!
This guy is so cute and funny haha
I am a CHRISTIAN and I approve this message.😂😂😂🙌🔥☝🔥✨👑👑👑✨😇
So funny! Jesus 😂😂
This is so great
I have ALWAYS thought that he DOES look like my idea of what JESUS looks like. Handsome, kind face and twinkling eyes.
He DOES look like Jesus though to be fair lmao
to be fair Jesus wouldn't be white ;) :P
Well other than skin color...
HE DOES LOOK LIKE JESUS.
Handsome, kind expression and twinkling eyes.
I think (imo) that in Heaven everyone will see Jesus as their own race.
btw, all the NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE ppl report that The Creator appears not as a person but a BRIGHT LOVING BEING OF LIGHT. interesting.
@@sittingduck6049 I was talking more about the paintings by Leonardo da Vinci. Sorry if it came across as wrong. I totally think Jesus was a darker skin color!
First time I read Zoltan my dyslexia said Zlatan I was just like I didn't know he did stand up I thought he just played soccer until I read it again.
i'm watching this from salem oregon and hour away from portland oregon
Tell me he doesn't look like Taylor kitsch... A out of shape, not to good at grooming Taylor kitsch with a personality of pure fucking gold
IS THAT OZZY MAN?!
he's funny!
No, he looks like Ichabod Crane From the Sleepy Hollow serie hahahahhaa
Ok. Curious. Which city had that slogan first? Portland, Oregon or Austin, Texas?
Austin? I've never heard of that slogan there
I live there! And I've seen those people.....
This guy is funny
“I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness.”
- John 12:46 NIV
You got it
Whhhat? Jesus came back and this is how I hear about it?!
If Jesus ever appears on supernatural I want him to play him
Anyone see Dogma with George Carlin? Remember the hip jesus? That's what he shoulda did xD
My dealers son looks like this dude.
Portland local here and I can confirm that yelling people is not uncommon, pretty sure its meth
You don't look like Jesus, you look like a Musketeer. For future reference, I think in the Northern Hemisphere, blessings must be thrown overarm, whereas Antipodean blessings should be delivered underarm. At the Equator, refrain and at the Poles likewise.
😄😄
He is a mildly angry chubby Jesus.
I hope that’s not permanent
He sounds a lot like Louis CK.
If I was him how would have said get off the drugs
I heard one video before this one actually thought the video was funny but making fun of my Savior not kewl.
No one made fun of your Savior. This woman just thought he looked like the paintings of Jesus; no one knows what he ACTUALLY looked like.
Rebekah
Lighten up dear. He was not making fun of Jesus he was telling a funny incident.
And HE DOES LOOK LIKE JESUS
If you are one of those sour puss, ridgid Christians you are giving Christians a bad rep. 😇