Zoltan Kaszas dishes out his first blessing - Dry Bar Comedy

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  • Watch Zoltan Kaszas' entire special "Cat Jokes" at drybarcomedy.co... (tips encouraged). If you only watch clips on TH-cam you are missing his best stuff!

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  • @hannahrosario3478
    @hannahrosario3478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS!" 😂 that line got me dead

    • @cindygiesbrecht3146
      @cindygiesbrecht3146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, she's not exactly wrong... although noone really knows what Jesus really looked like...

  • @guests1234-r7y
    @guests1234-r7y 7 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Who the hell would dislike this dude? He is amazing :D

    • @ania8009
      @ania8009 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ballsdeep Singh 😂😂

    • @lynette599
      @lynette599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tamera I suppose it would be those Christians that would take offence at making a joke about "blessings" and "Jesus" and and and

    • @kylesavage4525
      @kylesavage4525 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus probably would

  • @leeleebirdd
    @leeleebirdd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    “Is it underhand?!?” 😂😂😂😂

    • @Barbarossa915
      @Barbarossa915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahleeya Terry “YOU GOT IT” 😂😂

  • @kelliv2995
    @kelliv2995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Needs his own special on Netflix or something

  • @imchayanger9526
    @imchayanger9526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "YOU GOT IT!!!"

  • @Katya_Lastochka
    @Katya_Lastochka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I love him. So thoughtful and chipper.

  • @LuizMartins1989
    @LuizMartins1989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    that cheesy look on his face and calm voice is so natural. He is one of a kind!!! funny!!!

  • @cici6295
    @cici6295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Throw me a blessing Jesus!' lol 😂

  • @okpunky
    @okpunky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    From Canada here. My first time hearing him & it’s not gonna be my last. He is funny. Gotta love this dude. Hope one day he slips into a bar here in Canada and blow our minds. 😆🇨🇦
    Yes. I agree. Everyone should like and listen to him. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

    • @NecoconecoKun
      @NecoconecoKun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kitties - Back H he was in Calgary this year!

    • @Jesusismyrock
      @Jesusismyrock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if this was your first time listening to him, you are in for a treat, you should look up some of his other stuff he is great !!

  • @peytonstringer2515
    @peytonstringer2515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Texas here. First time hearing this wonderful man do this! Hopefully he gets a Netflix special for all of his comedy

  • @carriemiller6328
    @carriemiller6328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This guy is the best!!

  • @Cheezybrie
    @Cheezybrie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Meeting Jesus at the train station while high AF is a very Portland thing to happen

  • @Lemonhed42000
    @Lemonhed42000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Should've gone with the grenade style... just pull the pin and lob it up. "There you go, blessings all over the place"

  • @seashmore
    @seashmore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Head canon: that girl started the Buddy Jesus meme because of this.

  • @cassandraalls5633
    @cassandraalls5633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I needed a good laugh! I just watch all his episodes-I need more!!!

  • @MsMsaucier
    @MsMsaucier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is soooo funny!! Hope to hear more, more, more!!

  • @jonw7937
    @jonw7937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man I love this guy, he's great

  • @dokidoki777
    @dokidoki777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    *Zoltan Kaszas of Jerusalem*
    _"Jesus 2"_

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm laughing so hard 'cause Zoltan is originally from Hungary and some hard-core nationalists actually believe Jesus was Hungarian 😂 It all makes sense now

    • @borostyankun8258
      @borostyankun8258 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rkah6187 Jesus2: Zozo 😂😂😂😂

  • @tarabilbo3280
    @tarabilbo3280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this guy!

  • @missmeka93ful
    @missmeka93ful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I love this guy 😂😂😂😂

  • @nlr27wdm
    @nlr27wdm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My new fav comedian

  • @marygrace3904
    @marygrace3904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love cats too!

  • @rachelj16
    @rachelj16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    his hair really is so swooshy

  • @noahdogwarrior2332
    @noahdogwarrior2332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I live just south of Portland and I completely agree that this is accurate.

  • @phoenix9531
    @phoenix9531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    There's a guy in the crowd that tried to start a clap 3 times and nobody clapped with him.

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Comedy Jesus makin it rain blessings out here

  • @jen5487
    @jen5487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You don't slow down for that! Hahahahahaha

  • @MrPirro
    @MrPirro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS IS PURE GOLD

  • @treycvee
    @treycvee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dude, lol, this story is a block from my apartment, lol. he is absolutely correct. lol.

  • @insufficientfunds5603
    @insufficientfunds5603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Portland is like that in just a few areas. Every city has a spot where you could sit and point at people you know are on drugs. Except in portland, most of the people walking by you downtown are =). I love portland, been my home for an amazing 30 years and glad to have my kids growing up here.

  • @TooTeenagers
    @TooTeenagers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    May I have a blessing, Zoltan!?! 💜

  • @hollyrodriguez1925
    @hollyrodriguez1925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is so cute and funny haha

  • @ruebenmuniz4867
    @ruebenmuniz4867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am a CHRISTIAN and I approve this message.😂😂😂🙌🔥☝🔥✨👑👑👑✨😇

  • @junkwanglove
    @junkwanglove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So funny! Jesus 😂😂

  • @bobbya8986
    @bobbya8986 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so great

  • @joannaedwards6325
    @joannaedwards6325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have ALWAYS thought that he DOES look like my idea of what JESUS looks like. Handsome, kind face and twinkling eyes.

  • @timewriter_ty4673
    @timewriter_ty4673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He DOES look like Jesus though to be fair lmao

    • @sittingduck6049
      @sittingduck6049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      to be fair Jesus wouldn't be white ;) :P

    • @joannaedwards6325
      @joannaedwards6325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well other than skin color...
      HE DOES LOOK LIKE JESUS.
      Handsome, kind expression and twinkling eyes.
      I think (imo) that in Heaven everyone will see Jesus as their own race.
      btw, all the NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE ppl report that The Creator appears not as a person but a BRIGHT LOVING BEING OF LIGHT. interesting.

    • @timewriter_ty4673
      @timewriter_ty4673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sittingduck6049 I was talking more about the paintings by Leonardo da Vinci. Sorry if it came across as wrong. I totally think Jesus was a darker skin color!

  • @lesedimotshumi7499
    @lesedimotshumi7499 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    First time I read Zoltan my dyslexia said Zlatan I was just like I didn't know he did stand up I thought he just played soccer until I read it again.

  • @MrDon967
    @MrDon967 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm watching this from salem oregon and hour away from portland oregon

  • @GCT1990
    @GCT1990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tell me he doesn't look like Taylor kitsch... A out of shape, not to good at grooming Taylor kitsch with a personality of pure fucking gold

  • @egcurioso2921
    @egcurioso2921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    IS THAT OZZY MAN?!

  • @ark2985
    @ark2985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he's funny!

  • @ravenaome
    @ravenaome 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    No, he looks like Ichabod Crane From the Sleepy Hollow serie hahahahhaa

  • @CaitlinFarar
    @CaitlinFarar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ok. Curious. Which city had that slogan first? Portland, Oregon or Austin, Texas?

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I live there! And I've seen those people.....

  • @irvingfigueroa7022
    @irvingfigueroa7022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is funny

  • @kyleg4453
    @kyleg4453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness.”
    - ‭‭John‬ ‭12:46‬ ‭NIV‬‬

  • @johneymoon9305
    @johneymoon9305 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got it

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whhhat? Jesus came back and this is how I hear about it?!

  • @eggarts9158
    @eggarts9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Jesus ever appears on supernatural I want him to play him

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone see Dogma with George Carlin? Remember the hip jesus? That's what he shoulda did xD

  • @ardimcfly7438
    @ardimcfly7438 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My dealers son looks like this dude.

  • @TheNintennews
    @TheNintennews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Portland local here and I can confirm that yelling people is not uncommon, pretty sure its meth

  • @blackletter2591
    @blackletter2591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You don't look like Jesus, you look like a Musketeer. For future reference, I think in the Northern Hemisphere, blessings must be thrown overarm, whereas Antipodean blessings should be delivered underarm. At the Equator, refrain and at the Poles likewise.

  • @SW-wf3gy
    @SW-wf3gy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is a mildly angry chubby Jesus.

  • @miggysmalls
    @miggysmalls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope that’s not permanent

  • @CyeOutsider
    @CyeOutsider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He sounds a lot like Louis CK.

  • @joshreaperrodriguez
    @joshreaperrodriguez 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I was him how would have said get off the drugs

  • @rebekahcraven9390
    @rebekahcraven9390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I heard one video before this one actually thought the video was funny but making fun of my Savior not kewl.

    • @barbarak2836
      @barbarak2836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one made fun of your Savior. This woman just thought he looked like the paintings of Jesus; no one knows what he ACTUALLY looked like.

    • @joannaedwards6325
      @joannaedwards6325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rebekah
      Lighten up dear. He was not making fun of Jesus he was telling a funny incident.
      And HE DOES LOOK LIKE JESUS
      If you are one of those sour puss, ridgid Christians you are giving Christians a bad rep. 😇