Tom Papa - If You Are Married, You Win

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  • @rsuffridge1
    @rsuffridge1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    "We're not fighting, we're just communicating!"

    • @CLOUD-sq5oe
      @CLOUD-sq5oe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      zimbraben typical us😂👌🏼

    • @lorenanders702
      @lorenanders702 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fighting is just a form of loving.

    • @dominiquenelson6811
      @dominiquenelson6811 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's me and my husband lmao, then I be like, you Hungry?

  • @JK-wz7uj
    @JK-wz7uj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Children, the worlds worst room mates - classic

  • @love2000amglam
    @love2000amglam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    1:17 "Because I know I have the rest of my life to get her back."

    • @programnow7843
      @programnow7843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      love2000amglam until they get divorced

    • @mascadadelpantion8018
      @mascadadelpantion8018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@programnow7843 that would not count as the rest of your life·°~}

  • @Manuelucci2
    @Manuelucci2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    I'm glad youtube offered me this. His timing and the act as a whole are impecable.

  • @jinsbisquecreations
    @jinsbisquecreations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I'm a daughter of this kind of married couple, and I approve this message as 101% accurate.

  • @DarthFurie
    @DarthFurie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Lol the parent voicemails 😂😂

  • @gianpaj
    @gianpaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    9:39 "Find somebody to love, and drag them to the end with you"

  • @ADerpyReality
    @ADerpyReality 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "You convince her you're not a rapist that's a special night" lol!

  • @whiskeylinux
    @whiskeylinux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    9:34 "That's the whole key to life: Find someone you love and drag 'em to the end with ya. That's it." - Tom Papa

  • @aylinyilmaz4031
    @aylinyilmaz4031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Hilarious! Married 17 years with 3 kids and so much of this applies.

    • @MissOJAY
      @MissOJAY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do you enjoy being married?

    • @Logan-nf3fz
      @Logan-nf3fz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MissOJAY it's been 3 months and he hasn't replied so theres somethin for ya

    • @pkernoob786
      @pkernoob786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously... Tom Papa isn't someone you want to relate too.

    • @micfranco697
      @micfranco697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      27 years old 3 kids married for 2 years....wtf did I do 😑😑😑😑😑

    • @AnandajiMusic
      @AnandajiMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      11 years three kids here

  • @Volvican
    @Volvican 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2957

    Why is he dressed like he’s about to sell me a car in the 70s?

    • @KJKP
      @KJKP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Canadian.

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      He’s the weatherman

    • @Carl-LaFong1618
      @Carl-LaFong1618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ron Burgundy wardrobe. Available at Kmart or Buffums.

    • @francisbell1961
      @francisbell1961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He married so does not care about looks

    • @petermrwelson
      @petermrwelson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMFO That’s hilarious comment 😂😂😂😂

  • @mayabartholomew3402
    @mayabartholomew3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Tom papa is like that guy that can help you through depression by saying it is okay to feel sad

  • @nozomisasaki3403
    @nozomisasaki3403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "We're like a sick bear from Chernobyl." That earned a thumbs up.

  • @MotleyStew
    @MotleyStew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    PMSL 7:23
    “You’re awesome! I don’t even have to get high with you.”
    😂😂😂

  • @loverain2229
    @loverain2229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "Where the hell did you learn that? " 😃😄

  • @miakayuki1212
    @miakayuki1212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This is John Mulaney’s long lost cool uncle

  • @siddharthkrishnan3317
    @siddharthkrishnan3317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Tom Papa is one of the few clean comics I like!

    • @chefjoanna333
      @chefjoanna333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would like to introduce you to Nate Bargatze! Check him out!!

    • @davedanger9839
      @davedanger9839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brian Regan. The ultimate.

    • @LeaDesigner
      @LeaDesigner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Jim Gaffigan

  • @KhoPhi
    @KhoPhi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    One of a few stand-ups the comedian was so good the audience laughed throughout nonstop.
    I got tired laughing 😂😂😂

  • @StephieO08
    @StephieO08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Loved the bit about small talk with his daughter. Lmao.

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    My husband is the weatherman too lolol

    • @Archangeldawn
      @Archangeldawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Your husband as the weather man forecasts that you can expect a few inches tonight.

    • @huberfloover
      @huberfloover 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have an Echo in my room...pretty sure I ask her (Alexa) the weather every half hour

  • @MrKaje72
    @MrKaje72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Based off his clothes/voice, I couldn’t tell if this was performed in this decade .

    • @danielnobel5869
      @danielnobel5869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or even this century

    • @ang_ro
      @ang_ro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The backdrop isn't helping

    • @nicolepowers9502
      @nicolepowers9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ik he looks like a pastor

    • @paintedpony2935
      @paintedpony2935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Duh! He's not the only one there. Did you SEE the audience? You're not too bright, so I suggest you keep your snarky comments to yourself.

    • @rocketpoweredunicorn
      @rocketpoweredunicorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paintedpony2935 Also, the material was outdated

  • @Mayabee321
    @Mayabee321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    This guy cracks me up EVERY time. Great material, excellent delivery, very funny guy.

  • @yazajag
    @yazajag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "I think there was a unicorn in my room last night because I saw sparkles..." wow, the that was profoundly deep and adorable all at once. 🦄💕

    • @MakeWay4CJ
      @MakeWay4CJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah....unless we find out that her mom is a stripper and just comes to check on her after work.....then she'd just be observant.

    • @xSayPleasex
      @xSayPleasex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MakeWay4CJ A stripper that's married....she really would be a unicorn 🤣

    • @iamempressires333
      @iamempressires333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xSayPleasex strippers are people ... Some are married

  • @ki-oh
    @ki-oh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Watched when it came out in 2017 cause my boyfriend sent this to me. 3 years later and still together, I still find this really funny. Watched 3 times this week.
    This is a really good stand-up comedy.

  • @BeanWagon90
    @BeanWagon90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    This guy looks like a cross between Jack Nicholson and John Cena

  • @IanPatrickOfficial
    @IanPatrickOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    They should have had him as a voice in "Boss baby." ha he would have killed it.

  • @TheRealestIdealist
    @TheRealestIdealist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This was funnier than I thought it was going to be! Glad I clicked

  • @queazeproductions
    @queazeproductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Tom Papa is the perfect clean comedian

  • @mickael486
    @mickael486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "We're Not Fighting, We're COMMUNICATING!!"
    lol

  • @Angela-tt5ik
    @Angela-tt5ik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He would be the perfect sitcom actor.

  • @RyanRCRacing
    @RyanRCRacing ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legendary performance by the great and powerful Tom Papa. Heard part of this on Facebook Reels and had to get to the source of the gold.

  • @TheInspired79
    @TheInspired79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Man that "wash your hands lady" bit hits different in 2020 😂😂😂

  • @kayvazquez9610
    @kayvazquez9610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I loved this standup! "Do you smell rainbows?" 😂

  • @mrsorg87
    @mrsorg87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That was a STRONG set! Tom Papa is awesome

  • @TriggeredJelly
    @TriggeredJelly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Quality humour without placeholders, rapid-fire style? Sign me up, this guy is a keeper!

  • @jphaolai526
    @jphaolai526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "If I am still awake" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @scottfulps2065
    @scottfulps2065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Never heard of Tom Papa but omg he had me in tears! He’s hilarious!🤣

  • @nononsense5182
    @nononsense5182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dude was a nice change, so relatable and very funny
    Yes, he had me chuckling thinking about those situations.

  • @omsshikulkarni
    @omsshikulkarni 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    That's really really good material ..

  • @Sophiiebee
    @Sophiiebee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    LOL This came right on time!! Thank you so much :D

    • @talalmirza55
      @talalmirza55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smellycat true freakn that!

    • @joshfalk2703
      @joshfalk2703 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what she said

  • @craigsnedden3051
    @craigsnedden3051 7 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Nice to hear comedy without profanity, this guy is a true class act!

    • @o0LoveLove0o
      @o0LoveLove0o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Craig Snedden I curse like a sailor but I appreciate it also

    • @shark11175
      @shark11175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pussy

    • @Smokealotofblunts
      @Smokealotofblunts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He swears a bit in his acts. He just can’t do it on this network he is performing on.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Trevor Noah and John Mulaney also.

    • @zachferell8257
      @zachferell8257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Watch Dry Bar Comedy. It is all clean comedy and hilarious

  • @machachaist
    @machachaist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love Tom Papa's humor, makes me feel good. every t-i-m-e

  • @EastFame
    @EastFame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Tom Papa never disappoints

  • @gedenirfiorese3523
    @gedenirfiorese3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:55 2020 every lady is the “wash your hands” lady.

  • @twofatchicksproductions9015
    @twofatchicksproductions9015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loved every second! Love you Tom Papa. Breaking Bread is a great podcast

  • @MrWallybones
    @MrWallybones ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First time watching Tom Papa and I have tears rolling down my cheeks! So funny 😂 A true pro!

  • @nasik9
    @nasik9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    This guy is a comedic genius😂😂😂😊

    • @bigdawgez
      @bigdawgez 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nasik9 really is. He just took the most used subject and made it sound fresh I have a dark sense of humor and thought this shit was hilarious

  • @rinastein8622
    @rinastein8622 ปีที่แล้ว

    every morning I wake up, put on my continuous Papa reel, and by the time I get done with all the "stuff" I'm in such a great mood LOL

  • @ramesnashat1
    @ramesnashat1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Real talent loved it

  • @glyph2011
    @glyph2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Discovered Tom on “this is not happening” from Comedy Central, and thanks to the youtube algorithm, loads of his stuff has appeared. This set is my favourite so far. Spot on with the observations and that line about “drag em to the end with ya” had me laughing out loud. So true. 👍👍 why is this guy not more famous? His delivery and material is so great! 👍👍

  • @nekyred
    @nekyred 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I think i found a new favorite comedian

  • @user-cr3fz8lz2i
    @user-cr3fz8lz2i ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s clean and funny! That’s a rarity in today’s world!!!

  • @loved1lost333
    @loved1lost333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Thank you Tom. I am now a new fan. You’re funny as sh*t. I needed a good laugh.

  • @matthewrammig
    @matthewrammig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a great set!

  • @asurname3698
    @asurname3698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    communicating in a timely fashion.

  • @_Erendis
    @_Erendis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He was spot on about so many things. But in our house, we do periodically change sides of the bed, and we each have our own "room"/personal space so the bedroom is just for sleep and sex. I tell my husband the weather if he doesn't look it up first. He used to bring me coffee in bed in the morning, but now I do that for him. It really is about kindness and training yourself to stay conscious of each others needs, not just your own. Because the alternative is what our parents did - arguing over ALL THIS stupid stuff and never acknowledging personal responsibility, never seeing what was actually FUNNY about our lives, using that to take the pressure off. Both my husbands parents and my own parents didn't bloody understand this, and are divorced now.

  • @FabulousKilljoy917
    @FabulousKilljoy917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    🤣big facts! Like this is so accurate, and you feel it with any long term relationships, not just marriage.

  • @almasandhu9895
    @almasandhu9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tom Papa brilliant, I've never laughed so hard 😁😄😂

  • @lb8825
    @lb8825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Great comedy! I was laughing the whole time!

  • @patrickbonham949
    @patrickbonham949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Shoot me in the face" 😂😂😂

  • @MsMilkytheclown1
    @MsMilkytheclown1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    HYSTERICAL. thank you.

  • @shumetesam7407
    @shumetesam7407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the best comedy everrrrrr😍😍 so realistic, funny and educational 👌

  • @nathgomez4750
    @nathgomez4750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Babies...the worst roommates ever...Preach man!

  • @kagisomotsemme1890
    @kagisomotsemme1890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing set. Best I've seen in a while.

  • @courtneyheney2886
    @courtneyheney2886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hahaha “weird twizzlers coming out of the nipples.”!
    Saw him open for Seinfeld last night and he was fantastic!

  • @chinita1pr
    @chinita1pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, this gift is good. His timing is amazing.

  • @pianogirl9676
    @pianogirl9676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is pure gold!!!

  • @RDSports5
    @RDSports5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tom Papa is like if Frasier Crane became a stand-up comedian, haha. Good material man, well done, lol

  • @anber4129
    @anber4129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hilarious 💜 loved it. His timing was great, I was hooked!

  • @rare.phukin.spotted.halibut
    @rare.phukin.spotted.halibut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn that made my morning! Thanks!

  • @siat11
    @siat11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy's comedy. It's so funny, and he adds truth into it!

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you Mr. Papa, great gig!

  • @steveelam4810
    @steveelam4810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Comedy is such great therapy for the down moments of life

  • @NqanaweLIVE
    @NqanaweLIVE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is some really good stuff.

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every word out of this guy's mouth had me rolling. 😂

  • @MsSammyChing
    @MsSammyChing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great comedy writing and telling! So much wit, and line by line cracks that keep you laughing! 😍😍

  • @beepollin1780
    @beepollin1780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG this guy is laugh out loud FUNNY....FUNNY, we can all relate to "family" ...stuff...love him ...he has great material and perfect timing......Love his "Mealtime with Children"....all parents can relate!

  • @madametia5379
    @madametia5379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He is so funny! Hilarious! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Replay! I needed this!

  • @mickyunit
    @mickyunit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Waiting at the Doctor office. Made me laugh aloud a few times. Thanks for posting!

  • @fireorchid25
    @fireorchid25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I laughed so hard thank you 😁

  • @jeff503pdx
    @jeff503pdx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, Tom is great, don't know why it took so long for me to see that.

  • @thesilverfamily
    @thesilverfamily 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He's awesome.

  • @TheWorld_2099
    @TheWorld_2099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aaah, the simplicity of it...
    Thanks for the wisdom Tom..!

  • @lumenwrites
    @lumenwrites 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wow this guy is great!

  • @thea-team6439
    @thea-team6439 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolute. Pure. Gold.

  • @teresal7890
    @teresal7890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Killer delivery. I'm in tears.

  • @billbixby557
    @billbixby557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He rocked that set from start to finish!

  • @lesliefoster-michaud8418
    @lesliefoster-michaud8418 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Tom, the best one yet!

  • @malaxx20
    @malaxx20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Give him a Netflix Special already! He's great

  • @DC-yr6nt
    @DC-yr6nt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Tom Papa we’d love to see him in person. Coming to the San Francisco Bay Area anytime soon ? I watch his specials almost daily, “No lie”Louth out loud every time I watch!🤣💓💖🎤 He’s the Besr!

    • @DC-yr6nt
      @DC-yr6nt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laugh out loud every time😂He’s the Best!

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez ปีที่แล้ว

    Such honest comedy. Love it.

  • @daughterofthemosthigh..7587
    @daughterofthemosthigh..7587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Top papa just made my day just glad that it's the same thing all around the globe.

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow Tom- that was an awesome set thanks!

  • @victoriamilonas1942
    @victoriamilonas1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    First heard him on NPR's Saturday night show; his feature was "Out Across America". But radio so never saw the suit. Super funny in that thrown away observation that doesn't think it's too cool for school. I get a midwestern/Canadian vibe. Very attractive.

  • @LyndaGFavorites
    @LyndaGFavorites 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tom always makes me laugh 😂

  • @sharkgirl9426
    @sharkgirl9426 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    BEST ONE OF HIS! 👏 👏 👏

  • @shanedivix9306
    @shanedivix9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spectacular material!

  • @turdferguson353
    @turdferguson353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    IDK what took me so long to check out Tom's stand up ... He's great on Opie and Anthony and Joe Rogan's podcast

  • @foxopossum
    @foxopossum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really dig this guy’s whole deal...very very good

  • @garybowers1046
    @garybowers1046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    is among the best!