When Google says "Don't mess with me" in Japanese is "I'm crazy"

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  • @nou5792
    @nou5792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5794

    Google translate is the ultimate form of comedy

  • @zerotuwu818
    @zerotuwu818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2375

    "Can Anata wa shut up kudasai?"
    -Words that I learned while watching sora videos

    • @aminekun
      @aminekun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Damatte kudasai

    • @sanjanabhattacharya5513
      @sanjanabhattacharya5513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      More like shizuka ni shite kudasai?

    • @user-gummy
      @user-gummy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@sanjanabhattacharya5513 that’s more formal, if you want to say “stfu” it’s better to say “うるせえな、黙れ” (uruseena, damare)

    • @meetjeric
      @meetjeric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@user-gummy i even heard the japanese saying "urusai na, omaetachi desshouka?" i understood it as "you guys are noisy aren't you?

    • @user-gummy
      @user-gummy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@meetjeric according to MY translations that means “it’s so noisy, you were the one making the noise wasn’t it?”

  • @toolian3636
    @toolian3636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3653

    I like how the one guy was asking his friend to let the English speaking dude know he’s gonna punch him, instead of just doing it. That’s very kind

    • @AlexKavazArt
      @AlexKavazArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      gyro zeppeli moment

    • @Waifugotcake
      @Waifugotcake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      True. They're very polite in Japan. I wonder if the yakuza ask beforehand

    • @toolian3636
      @toolian3636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Waifugotcake hahaha. That was pretty good

    • @Waifugotcake
      @Waifugotcake 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toolian3636 🙌😘

    • @kaitlynlanza6614
      @kaitlynlanza6614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      911

  • @myturtleisonfire9901
    @myturtleisonfire9901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2312

    How many random sentences you think Sora puts in Google Translate to find these.

    • @jelle7
      @jelle7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      You don't have to look too far, Google Translate is full of trolls.. If you know both languages like for example English and Japanese you'll know immediately when the translation isn't done right.

    • @myturtleisonfire9901
      @myturtleisonfire9901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@jelle7 This is why my French teacher always told me not to use Google Translate...

    • @jelle7
      @jelle7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@myturtleisonfire9901 Google Translate is good for specific words, but not real sentences. Sounds too unnatural or even wrong.

    • @prishitik8364
      @prishitik8364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @noori2105
      @noori2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jelle7 it work perfectly most time for en-rus, rus-en

  • @LOREWITHBLAZER
    @LOREWITHBLAZER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3047

    Sora the Troll is my new Google translate

  • @monochrome2058
    @monochrome2058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Sora is just angry that google stole his job of trolling

  • @HighlandOwl005
    @HighlandOwl005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    When you want to insult someone but Google just wants you to procreate so more people can use it

    • @DanaDissent
      @DanaDissent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂 😂 😂

    • @diegolima893
      @diegolima893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      STONKS

    • @anxietyatitsfinest286
      @anxietyatitsfinest286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Birth rates are low in Japan, so it’s probably propaganda

    • @narcoticman7310
      @narcoticman7310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@anxietyatitsfinest286
      1)go to japan.
      2)use google tanslate.
      3)say some random shinanegins.
      4)ez gf/bf boi.
      5)population rate STONKS.

    • @anxietyatitsfinest286
      @anxietyatitsfinest286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@narcoticman7310 *grimaces in asexual*

  • @giodude2205
    @giodude2205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    The real question is how did the english guy manage to live in Japan without knowing any single japanese

    • @MwanawaCiku
      @MwanawaCiku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I know some people who've lived in Japan for 6 months without knowing any basic Japanese

    • @mutya_
      @mutya_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      There are people who live there for years and still couldn't form a sentence in japanese.

    • @giodude2205
      @giodude2205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@mutya_ bruh

    • @MwanawaCiku
      @MwanawaCiku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @NureenaDesu我愛羅 hahaha, no sadly I haven't been to Japan.

    • @JackHanma267
      @JackHanma267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @NureenaDesu我愛羅 It would be me

  • @Trexrush1
    @Trexrush1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    these skits about the language barrier are the best lmao

    • @averagecalisthenicsguy1504
      @averagecalisthenicsguy1504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/oLRuX4Dbq5c/w-d-xo.html

    • @meetjeric
      @meetjeric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yea he was just THIS bored enough to even pull them off, that aiitsu sora-kun.

  • @HaoPieldeoso
    @HaoPieldeoso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    I actually tried using Google translate to get a Japanese taxi driver to take me to Tokyo Tower. He took me to the airport instead. Now I am somewhere in Mexico and I think there's a war going on against some drug lords or something...

    • @sokohighkora2479
      @sokohighkora2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ik that this is 1 month old but LMAOOO

    • @indeedical26
      @indeedical26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Are you fine....?

    • @starppo
      @starppo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      oh don't worry you'll get used to it eventually

  • @retr1bution_ws885
    @retr1bution_ws885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    "Google translate is bad civilization"
    - Sora the Troll, maybe

    • @flare0114
      @flare0114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sora = Altera?

    • @narcoticman7310
      @narcoticman7310 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Century worth of knowledge,earned my respect.

  • @sakuraku7961
    @sakuraku7961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Plot Twist: google translate knows who sora is, so they troll him harder than before

    • @YamamotoTV2021
      @YamamotoTV2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    • @ShrimpFry_Cute
      @ShrimpFry_Cute 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@YamamotoTV2021 Can I trust this Google translate?

    • @YamamotoTV2021
      @YamamotoTV2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ShrimpFry_Cute No, you can not. Sorry!

    • @埊
      @埊 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YamamotoTV2021 what this hanzi means and it is spelt as 'cai';

    • @YamamotoTV2021
      @YamamotoTV2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@埊 No, 草 means “grass” in Japanese and I believe that its _on’yomi_ reading is そう (sō).

  • @iceland5677
    @iceland5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    People: Talking loudly in the library
    Google translate: SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

  • @Firewolf_430
    @Firewolf_430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Him: wants to communicate with locals
    Google Translate: *Sexual Intercourse*

    • @nirvanapendulum3254
      @nirvanapendulum3254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Salute to everyone ! Is it Mitsuru Kirijo on your profile picture ?

    • @dietrichdietrich7763
      @dietrichdietrich7763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Op's comment = My internet life in a nutshell.

  • @Martin10133
    @Martin10133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    imagine your trying to communicate in japan and there are people then google just said a wrong sentence outloud

  • @i_will_not_elaborate
    @i_will_not_elaborate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    It's not swearing per se, it's the f-word.
    It can be referred to sexual stuff and I think that's why Google is confused, lol.

    • @k8tastrophe
      @k8tastrophe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I love that it's not a word that's really ever used politely, but Google tries really hard to make it polite anyways. They did their best.

  • @iggybrows7473
    @iggybrows7473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Damn it, you’re giving me anxiety on all the Japanese essays I did in high school

  • @huthighs4234
    @huthighs4234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I'm still amazed of how fluent Sora is at English

  • @eyesup4156
    @eyesup4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Ah yes, good old reliable *Google Translate*

  • @kuravle008
    @kuravle008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Meanwhile the guy who was in library and knows both Japanese and English couldn't stop from laughing

  • @redheadjedi2653
    @redheadjedi2653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I typed "crazy japanese man" and it said " do you mean 'sora the troll'?"

    • @Joodhandle
      @Joodhandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i will have a hard time trying not to laugh

  • @nitrix6538
    @nitrix6538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You sit down and just mess around with Google translate for a whole day without getting boref

  • @lilimoflilith2096
    @lilimoflilith2096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I think the Google Translate videos are my favourite so far lol

  • @gilkiller2
    @gilkiller2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Your videos are completley breaking me into laughter 🤣

  • @lorrianevieirajohn733
    @lorrianevieirajohn733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I clicked faster than a anime villian monologue

  • @miro550
    @miro550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When you try to ask them to shut up- but google translate takes you to a different route-

  • @RealityMFiction
    @RealityMFiction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Imagine trying to get a date with a Japanese girl using Google translate lol

    • @冬雪林ふゆきりん
      @冬雪林ふゆきりん 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And it actually works :D

    • @stormvoidicycloud
      @stormvoidicycloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "lets tell them to shut up"
      google translate: how bout we give u sexual intercourse instead?
      everyone who knows japanese: ......pimp......

    • @Shogun507
      @Shogun507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@冬雪林ふゆきりん You scored?

    • @liamw6562
      @liamw6562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Shogun507 I mean, Google translate does like to talk about sexual intercourse

  • @kayla..28
    @kayla..28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    sora’s been teaching me more japanese then my japanese classes bro.

  • @Bakashield
    @Bakashield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Sora the Troll and Google Translate are BFF for sure!

    • @mkdt6732
      @mkdt6732 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rohan

  • @quinnigan565
    @quinnigan565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My boyfriend is Japanese (living in Kyoto prefecture)- and he speaks very very little English, and I am still in the process of learning Japanese. There have been a few…interesting moments in conversation, that’s for sure 😭 sometimes it feels like there’s a person behind google translate, intentionally trying to mess with things.
    Thanks goodness my boyfriend is so understanding and easygoing, so if we ever have a mistranslation it usually just starts with us both laughing uncontrollably!
    🥲

    • @Memer44
      @Memer44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You better be not a boy

    • @theperfecttroller
      @theperfecttroller ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Memer44it's been a year since you wrote this comment hopefully you've matured

    • @AsterWi
      @AsterWi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      are u good at japanese now

  • @LoopsTroopsThe2
    @LoopsTroopsThe2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Google translation in a nutshell Also I just realized sora is reading Jurrasic park book

  • @afrozmonjuri2063
    @afrozmonjuri2063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    At 1:07 , Google translate actually called itself crazy and that's why it makes crazily wrong translations 😂😂😂

  • @anissasyafiyah1740
    @anissasyafiyah1740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Sora always makes my day better.
    Sora, if you see this, I just wanna let you know that you always make people's days. Keep it up!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @luisenriquecendejassosa6805
    @luisenriquecendejassosa6805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:03 OBJECTION!

  • @riyiskewl
    @riyiskewl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I ran straight to the comments 😪

  • @Lm878YT
    @Lm878YT 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Sora has to do more of these videos 😅

  • @youki1551
    @youki1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love this series, please keep making more!

  • @enjisilverstone-nolongerac7533
    @enjisilverstone-nolongerac7533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how there is a quiet nerd and then two gangsters

  • @Coffeeforlife
    @Coffeeforlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    LOL Google translate is a better troll than my classmates LOLOLOL

  • @jrhprs
    @jrhprs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    when sora said "they want my attention" he kinda sounded irish. Can we appreciate how sora stresses words and how his pitch accent is just perfect. If voice accent surgeries where a thing sora's accent would probably be the top choice

  • @MrTurtle420
    @MrTurtle420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It makes sense that it changes the F-word to *That word* because, that's how people say they want to have 0:39

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent book choice. One of my favorites.

  • @bukket8883
    @bukket8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:01
    me clicking the video:

  • @FruityBítch101
    @FruityBítch101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please make more video's like this.This vid is so funny

  • @nabira_aisa
    @nabira_aisa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I went to japan once, but i didnt know how to speak japanese so I used google translate to ask some random kids to shut up... but they looked at me weirdly and then ran away from me. I think I just got trolled by google translate-

  • @gburn2640
    @gburn2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are so great, made my day, thanks Sora!

  • @lurantix4701
    @lurantix4701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tip: after you translate it, re - translate it into English to make sure the message is at least similar. One way to avoid trolls from google.

  • @mikotagayuna8494
    @mikotagayuna8494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Being goaded to fight against a Thaiman can be a scary proposition. Sagat and M. Bison are not final bosses for nothing.

  • @ap11o10
    @ap11o10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When somebody tells me that he or she is crazy...
    *Ain't messing with them*

    • @ap11o10
      @ap11o10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How the hell did i get a heart

  • @Bluemoon28Panda
    @Bluemoon28Panda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was the best stuff I watched all day-

  • @stay_daily4543
    @stay_daily4543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i swear sora's videos always make my day better no matter what type of content he post about.
    im bout to send this to my brother XD

  • @hedgehogshill3522
    @hedgehogshill3522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember the one time a friend of me told me the struggles of learning japanese. She ones was reading a manga and googled a text she could not translate herself. It was a pretty serious moment in the manga but google translated it to something like "roll it around in rice balls" XD

  • @Zero-hr7qf
    @Zero-hr7qf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just saw this in my reccomendation (idk if i spelled that right) and this made my day happier pls do more PLS

  • @gilgamesh2067
    @gilgamesh2067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah yes i love this "Google Translate" series

  • @Geno_Greyrat
    @Geno_Greyrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly make more of these type of video it's master piece

  • @RedHunterSlayer
    @RedHunterSlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like how Sora Is Just Messing Around with Him Self
    This is The Difference
    If you Don't know English Because
    Sometimes Google translator Mistakes

  • @akari_caramelll
    @akari_caramelll 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    AMAZING! I just love this video so much!!!

  • @mattrichardson5209
    @mattrichardson5209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh my stars and garters... I probably owe a ton of people apologies. I'm so so sooo sorry to anyone I've inadvertently insulted. I swear, I never meant to call your mom a Kujira, I was trying to state that your mom is a huge Gojira fan.

  • @sanidhyasharma9541
    @sanidhyasharma9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG........Sora u just outdo every video of yours.Keep up the good Work

  • @DarkJediMindTricks
    @DarkJediMindTricks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm learning Japanese thanks to sora san

  • @swedish-cheese
    @swedish-cheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is hidden treasure

  • @Doriy
    @Doriy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I died laughing at this video I hope you make more 😂😂💀

  • @PlastaniumMonoxide
    @PlastaniumMonoxide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "troll complete returning to HQ"

  • @Nellymellow
    @Nellymellow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how he just decides to translate a warning first instead of actually punching him

  • @_Allu
    @_Allu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This genre of Sora videos is my favorite lmao

  • @Pelipear
    @Pelipear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wonder how that guy ends up being around so much Japanese people 😂

  • @Ken-ke9bi
    @Ken-ke9bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ah... so this was the reason a shop employee laughed at me when i used google translate..

  • @勇気メンマ
    @勇気メンマ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 1:21, "it makes sense to me though" 😂😂😂

  • @darkiodaanimationyt3025
    @darkiodaanimationyt3025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is only confusion between these guys just get a book of japanese and start learning it and then after a few days backfire them with japanese

  • @nevgaming1
    @nevgaming1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When your friends not around today:

  • @cornyhole
    @cornyhole 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just watched 10 of your videos in a row so now by the rule of the streets I have to subscribe

  • @AlexKavazArt
    @AlexKavazArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the dynamic between the Japanese dudes is giving me gyro and johnny vibes

  • @godzilla9540
    @godzilla9540 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the music in the background of soras videos

  • @sebass_9212
    @sebass_9212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:23 Alternative solution: *SHHHHH*

  • @Uzumaki.9
    @Uzumaki.9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bgm when things get intense is so fucking fitting.

  • @slushpuppie19
    @slushpuppie19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I knew "I'm crazy" was coming but it still made me choke on my water xD

  • @Joseph-fq1ss
    @Joseph-fq1ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sora thank you for making my day better 😊💕

  • @TheDeathWombat
    @TheDeathWombat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    We all laugh now until we find out Sora has severe multiple personality disorder and this is just him coping with it

  • @777StarrySky
    @777StarrySky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed so hard my eyes closed...please make more of these Google Translate videos 🤣
    Also nice Jurassic Park book.

  • @quantumberak6322
    @quantumberak6322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Let's just appreciate the google translate effort to stop the fight XD

  • @TheChristyLynne
    @TheChristyLynne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg! This was so funny! I laughed so hard. I have been learning japanese so I can get what they are saying without reading the subtitles. This is so funny!

  • @rapboy5695
    @rapboy5695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Google translate is definitely a troll but sora is much more a troll than it

  • @tsumo1
    @tsumo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are way too hilarious, especially the google translate ones. I just wanted to let you know that every video you've uploaded makes my day. I'm laughing while writing this comment, lol.

  • @kanyemadmid
    @kanyemadmid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    you are

  • @victorkumar271
    @victorkumar271 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    its been only 10-11 days that i found your channel and i almost watched almost every single video on this channel..very interesting and funny XD

  • @cyrochrome7515
    @cyrochrome7515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Google translate the troll exists
    Sora : finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

  • @elisabethoctavia1016
    @elisabethoctavia1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has made my night felt better before my school test tomorrow😂

  • @PGTplayz
    @PGTplayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When sora actually teaches us something
    Me: 🤣

  • @xcicada
    @xcicada 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ima new follower and Sora puts a real wholesome smile on my face. Glad I found this weirdo!!

  • @eleanoredits4911
    @eleanoredits4911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The dislike is from a regular Google translate user 😂

  • @LoomiexD
    @LoomiexD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do more of these, its so funny!

  • @iammyself9020
    @iammyself9020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lesson learnt:
    Always use Google Translate when you asking a Japanese!!!

  • @mpforeverunlimited
    @mpforeverunlimited 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In Russian google.translates "excited" to "horny". I went around saying I was horny to go to Russia for a while before someone told me, very embarrassing

  • @venti7078
    @venti7078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I- I'm dying pls halp- 😂😂

  • @nami85967
    @nami85967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus I love the google translate vids keep up the good work

  • @YamamotoTV2021
    @YamamotoTV2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:25 ああ、ここで「もしかして: get the f*ck outta here」と書いてありますね。
    It appears that you forgot to censor this part. Thank you!

    • @gojousatoru4993
      @gojousatoru4993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ここから性交を取得します

  • @hamuandgeo8798
    @hamuandgeo8798 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these kind of videos

  • @user-px1vg5eg1i
    @user-px1vg5eg1i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nice video!! Very engaging from beginning to end. Nevertheless, businesses and investment are the easiest way to make money irrespective of which party makes it to the oval office.

    • @robertgarcia883
      @robertgarcia883 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stocks are good crypto is better

    • @user-tf7np2hu1d
      @user-tf7np2hu1d 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertgarcia883 I wanted to trade crypto but got confused by the fluctuations in price

  • @tess782
    @tess782 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this guy really makes me laugh so much 😂, his content is so good

  • @bluelotus9245
    @bluelotus9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is a trick to avoiding disaster! Just copy the translation and translate it back to the first language again, it usually reveals all the mistranslations😎