before you comment "the machine god and omnissiah are two different things" just know this: 1. i don't care 2. that's been said many times already, and I still don't care
@Kaptin SwindleToof Gobsmack Or the Emperor is more human than he would ever admit to and as such is subject to human failings like hubris and a naked lust for power.
@Kaptin SwindleToof Gobsmack I think the simplest explanation, is that The Emperor is just too arrogant, too self absorbed to see his own flaws, to see what he's become
@Kaptin SwindleToof Gobsmack Out of the blue he just started point a flashlight in our eyes. The cheeky fucker had already Zuckerberg'ed our funtime magic‚ at that point he's just got to be doing this shit on purpose. Tzeentch eventually said what we were all thinking‚ and here we are.
@@ChaplainPhantasm blue balling the victims, making them wait long hours for the next round, seeing others getting fucked but is just an illusion making them envious type of torture
Necrontyr: Out of my way! Out of my way! Can't you see he's gonna kick my butt?! Old One: Hi there young people, nice day today. The Nightbringer: So, you like kicking butts, do ya? Well we'll show you, old man! Necrontyr: He's still gonna kick my butt! The Nightbringer: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? Old One: I love the young people!
@@simonbourdin2952 necrons are in a different league than the necrontyr thats for sure. sure they lost any semblence of free will and soul, but their deal with ctan practically won them the war, at least for a while.
@@simonbourdin2952 the void dragon is not hiding on mars, it was imprisoned there. millenia ago, the emperor defeated the ctan but couldnt kill or even shatter it, so he just sealed it there. i personally think the necrons were trying to test out or gather info on the imperium and the ctan on that incursion. i have no idea what the void dragon's perception on the imperium, wouldnt it be funny if the reason why imperium's tech is able to function was because of the void dragon's power.
@@MrBailey218 I don't know much about the lore of Tau. I have enough trouble keeping up with the lore of the countless other Gods from all the other races.
Attention all Craftworld Assuryani. Kaela Mensha Khaine is on an emotional rampage through the infinity circuit. Everyone sulk and feel bad for themselves.
So basically khorne is addicted to chocolate but since nobody want to give him his favourite sweet and delicious chocolate he is in constant rage towards everyone around him.
They TECHNICALLY aren't, because the Mechanicus and Ecclesiarchy are 2 different religions, but the Mechanicus generally accept that the Emperor is a physical manifestation of the Machine-God, and are only allowed to continue their religion because of that. So basically they each tolerate the other faith because "eh, close enough". Also they're both humans and totally dependant on the Terra/Mars alliance for survival.
@@felynecomrade The Emperor is considered the Omnissiah, and I'm pretty sure anybody who thinks otherwise is committing a heresy. The Ecclesiarchy obviously don't believe in the Omnissiah, and so for them the Emperor is a different entity, but certainly the Omnissiah and the God Emperor are the same person.
The Machanicus believe in a three-in-one: The Machine God, the Omnissiah, and the Motive Force. Think Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, but for toaster-fuckers.
Me: "I'm an atheist, but what would you be like if you were a god?" Emperor: "I'm glad you asked that." Becomes a giant mass of holiness radiating light. Me: "This is a god I can follow."
it really is crap they lost the rights to him i mean a diety of anarchy and terror should totally exist in 40k as non of the other gods cover those things and theres a ENDLESS amount of those feelings and actions in 40k
How dare you put our glorious Man-Emperor on this list! He is not a vile GOD creature! He is the greatest member of the greatest species in this galaxy!
Khorne: Huh, this is a new feeling, pride in someone else. Unfortunately it's overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!! Nurgle: Don't worry kids. Mud pies are a luxury here! Roll around in the filth as much as you want! Papa Nurgle loves you! Tzeentch: The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma Slaanesh: *_PAAARRRTTTYYYYYY!!!_*
Necrontyr: OUTTA MY WAY, OUTTA MY WAY! CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT?! Old Ones: Hi there young people, nice day today! C'Tan: So you like like kicking butts do ya? Well we'll show you old man! And so the extinction of the Old Ones happened.
Not a prophet but the Machine God's physical avatar, so Omnissiah = Machine God. The Imperium tolerates the Machine Cult as they believe that the Emperor is the avatar of the Machine God, aka the Omnissiah.
Challenge: Do Warhammer Fantasy deities. Chaos Gods: Khorne: Survival of the Fittest Nurgle: Stagnancy Tzeentch: Change Slaanesh: Sentience Malal: Paradox Hashut: Industry and Domination (race specific Chaos God, The Chaos Dwarfs) (an independent aspect of Khorne) (Great) Horned Rat: Destruction (race specific Chaos God, Skaven) (probably an amalgamation of the independent aspects of Tzeentch, Nurgle and Malal) Kweethul: Destruction (non race specific Chaos God) (an independent aspect of the Horned Rat ascended from a renegade Skaven) Zuvassin: Murphy's Law (an independent aspect of Malal) Necoho: Atheism/Non-theism (an independent aspect of Malal) Great Beast/The God of Chaos Undivided (the Chaos Pantheist God, all other Chaos Gods (Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, Slaanesh etc) are his aspects) Mermedus: Norscan Chaos God of Seas (so a race specific one here?) Khakkekk: Blood & Violence (race specific Chaos God, Goblins) (an independent aspect of Khorne) Atagro: The God of Beasts (so mutation incarnate?) Be'lakor: Chaos God of Shadows (ascended from an ancient mortal being) Urlf: Chaos God of War (ascended from a mortal being) (a semi-dependent aspect of Khorne) Meneloth: The Chaos God of Pleasure (race specific Chaos God, Elves) (a(n) dependent/independent aspect of Slaanesh) Tristaris: Misery, Hopelssness, Despair, Melancholy etc Dwarven Gods Gazul (m) Lord of the underearth SoB (=Morr) ($SoB) Grimnir (m) Dwarven slayers Dwarf Army book ($DwA) (=Throrin) Grommo the Wanderer (m) ‘Rootless’ Dwarves RoDM ($RDM) Grungni (m) Mining Rulebook, archives (&Gru) Hashut (m) Father of darkness Chaos Dwarf Army book ($CDA) Hrungnor (m) Order of the denied Archives (Norse Dwarves, =Gazul)(&Hru) Krignar (m) Conflict Dwarf Army book ($DwA)(=Morngrim) Morngrim (m) Conflict Archives (=Krignar) (&Mgr) Rukh (m) Smithing Warhammer Companion, Apocrypha Now!, Archives (=Smednir) ($Gno)(&Ruk) Smednir (m) Smithing Fire and Blood ($FaB) (HH reprint of Doomstones Fire in the Mtns and Blood in Darkness). Throrin (m) Dwarven slayers Archives (=Grimnir) (&Thr) Valaya (f) Homeland and clan Dwarf Army book ($DwA)
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*Khaine gets the news from Morai Heg that the Eldar will eventually kill him* "Attention Eldari race. Khaine the War God is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles!"
'oo ravages planets an' killz wot we can? (Krumpin' Ork Boyz) The grea'est enemy an' crusha a man? (Krumpin' Ork Boyz!) 'Oo loiks ta go fast an' steal all their loot? (Krumpin' Ork Boyz!) 'Oo's all un-orky and polishes boots! (Bleedin' Stormboyz!) Sing it, ladz!
Nurgle: In short if everything is shit why worry about it? Khorne: He will just stab you in the face over and over again until your face no longer resembles a face Slaanesh: Hello hello someone has got to be enjoying your pain and agony after all
before you comment "the machine god and omnissiah are two different things" just know this:
1. i don't care
2. that's been said many times already, and I still don't care
They have a Christian trinity type thing so.... Three=one and 1=3, God this math is horrible.
Just so you know, machine god and omnisiah are different.
3. It's vague in the lore anyway.
Acthually
You just different god omnisiah and know, so machine are
Gork and Mork is freaking accurate
Black Blossom or is it Mork and Gork? He missed the general confusion on who is who.
@@jonathanwells223 one is brutal but cunning and the other is cunning but brutal.
@@alquimistafriki iz kunnin not cunning ya humie git
@@alquimistafriki It's kunningly brutal and brutally kunning
Mork hits ya 'ard when yer not lookin', an Gork hits ya even 'arder when you are lookin'
Blood? Did you said Blood?
Yes, sir. With or without skulls.
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BARS, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL SHAKES!
MILK FOR THE KOHRN FLAKES
BONDAGE FOR THE DEMONESSES (Wait wut?)
@@LAV-III POP FOR THE POP KORNE!
Tzeentch should have been "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Followed by the milk carton
What are questions really but pathways to answers?-Tzeentch probably
@@andrewschristiangaming7513 What are questions anyway?
@@lorddevilfish5868 Do questions even exist hm? Yes, no, maybe
@@Julian-vl7vn A question within a question! How very Tzeenthcian!
Isha: "I want to live!"
Me: "Why live when you can DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!!"
by the Emperor this is a worthy comment
All Scott McNeil Imperial Guard vehicles:
"I'LL DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!"
It is better to die for the emperor, than live for yourself.
I see I've found the Death Korps of Krieg.
Wise words
"DO NOT WORSHIP ME AS A GOD" *douses everything on earth in gold plated religous iconography*
Also, walks around in baroque golden armor, shining with a halo of golden light and wielding a massive flaming sword
@Kaptin SwindleToof Gobsmack And cruises around in a massive golden Cathedral Ship and allows another faction to worship him as the Omnissiah
@Kaptin SwindleToof Gobsmack Or the Emperor is more human than he would ever admit to and as such is subject to human failings like hubris and a naked lust for power.
@Kaptin SwindleToof Gobsmack I think the simplest explanation, is that The Emperor is just too arrogant, too self absorbed to see his own flaws, to see what he's become
@Kaptin SwindleToof Gobsmack Out of the blue he just started point a flashlight in our eyes.
The cheeky fucker had already Zuckerberg'ed our funtime magic‚ at that point he's just got to be doing this shit on purpose.
Tzeentch eventually said what we were all thinking‚ and here we are.
I would have also accepted “its big... hairy... and PINK” for slaneesh
I would've accepted "I can almost taste it... *kicks seductively*
@@troglodyte1378 **kicks seductively.** i know you meant licks but that's even better.
@@bonogiamboni4830 That somehow makes more sense in the case of slaanesh
Slaneesh calls it his alaskan bull worm
I also would have accepted the part in the spongebob movie with Patrick dancing in high heels...
"Attention, Aeldari. It would appear your entire race, culture and legacy are doomed. Please descend into violent, sadistic debauchery."
*The screams of the Eldar that still yet remain could be heard in the distance*
*CHOCOLATE FOR THE CHOCOLATE GOD! NUTS FOR THE NUT THRONE!*
CARBS FOR THE CARB GOD! SWEETS FOR THE SWEET THRONE!
Nuts for the nut throne is definitely something Slaanesh has considered
@@Red_Beard2798 I actually thought of it as something another room for her to torture people on
@@ulrickguiliman4810 Torture in what way? Orgasm denial?
@@ChaplainPhantasm blue balling the victims, making them wait long hours for the next round, seeing others getting fucked but is just an illusion making them envious type of torture
Necrontyr: Out of my way! Out of my way! Can't you see he's gonna kick my butt?!
Old One: Hi there young people, nice day today.
The Nightbringer: So, you like kicking butts, do ya? Well we'll show you, old man!
Necrontyr: He's still gonna kick my butt!
The Nightbringer: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
Old One: I love the young people!
yeah this pretty much sums it up nicely.
@@simonbourdin2952 necrons are in a different league than the necrontyr thats for sure. sure they lost any semblence of free will and soul, but their deal with ctan practically won them the war, at least for a while.
@@simonbourdin2952 well, not all of the ctan got turned into shards. better take a closer look at the admech guys and their omnisiah.
@@simonbourdin2952 the void dragon is not hiding on mars, it was imprisoned there. millenia ago, the emperor defeated the ctan but couldnt kill or even shatter it, so he just sealed it there.
i personally think the necrons were trying to test out or gather info on the imperium and the ctan on that incursion.
i have no idea what the void dragon's perception on the imperium, wouldnt it be funny if the reason why imperium's tech is able to function was because of the void dragon's power.
@@simonbourdin2952 i've read that theory as well. xenos or not, when survival is on the line, the rules goes out the airlock.
Was fully expecting Gork and Mork to be the "I'm Dirty Dan" scene.
IM DA BIGGUS AN DA STRONGUS!
*_WHAM_*
IM DA BIGGUS AN DA STRONGUS!
*_WHAM_*
I AM!
*_WHAM_*
I AM!
*_WHAM_*
That I feel fits better since it means we couldn't tell which is which, as it should be.
Or the scene when Squidward goes back in time and explains how jelly fishing works to primitive Spongebob and Patrick, and they just drool.
@@MasterCrash123 I think that's better used to represent the Tau uplifting the Kroot
@@MrBailey218 I don't know much about the lore of Tau. I have enough trouble keeping up with the lore of the countless other Gods from all the other races.
Attention all Craftworld Assuryani. Kaela Mensha Khaine is on an emotional rampage through the infinity circuit. Everyone sulk and feel bad for themselves.
I thought KMK's thing was war and murder? If he was in the Infinity Circuit the whole Craftworld would descend into a bloodbath.
So basically khorne is addicted to chocolate but since nobody want to give him his favourite sweet and delicious chocolate he is in constant rage towards everyone around him.
Aures Maxus no wonder why he is so angry
Aures Maxus completely understand why he is the way he is.
Chocolate does not exist in the Immaterium.
We should givr Khorne 40k or more chocolate
I enjoy a nice chocolate bath every now and then. Great for the pores.
I shouldn't be laughing this hard at the idea of Khorne screaming "CHOOOCOLAAAAATE"
CHOCOLATE FOR THE CHOCOLATE GOD! NUTS FOR THE NUTS THRONE!
When he swings his sword he should summon chocolate
And now let me just insert the image of an Ork Waaaaaagh in full charge, roaring in a deep pitch “CHOOOOOOCLAAAAAAAAATE!!!”
@@plutarchvonpluto6439 Did "nut throne" sound too Slaanesh-y?
Don't feel bad, it's almost as funny as the Emperor's plan.
So that's why Khorne is so angry...hes constantly going through a caffeine addiction withdrawal
Too bad blood doesn't have caffine
Trust me son, he's better without caffeine...
Why do you think he hates Tzeentch (god of caffeine ) so much?
When you imply the Emperor of Mankind and the Omnissiah are not one and the same.
To insist otherwise is heresy
That sounds like heresy to me.
They TECHNICALLY aren't, because the Mechanicus and Ecclesiarchy are 2 different religions, but the Mechanicus generally accept that the Emperor is a physical manifestation of the Machine-God, and are only allowed to continue their religion because of that.
So basically they each tolerate the other faith because "eh, close enough". Also they're both humans and totally dependant on the Terra/Mars alliance for survival.
@@felynecomrade The Emperor is considered the Omnissiah, and I'm pretty sure anybody who thinks otherwise is committing a heresy. The Ecclesiarchy obviously don't believe in the Omnissiah, and so for them the Emperor is a different entity, but certainly the Omnissiah and the God Emperor are the same person.
The Machanicus believe in a three-in-one: The Machine God, the Omnissiah, and the Motive Force. Think Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, but for toaster-fuckers.
Gork and Mork are on point. Good ole cunningly brutal, and brutally cunning.
Me: "I'm an atheist, but what would you be like if you were a god?"
Emperor: "I'm glad you asked that." Becomes a giant mass of holiness radiating light.
Me: "This is a god I can follow."
Shut up #blamelorgar
@@loganjamesonhatch5050 No #BlameErubus
@@hisLoneliness2961 No it's #FuckErebus
@@alfa0i0omega
Slaanesh approves
@@jtr7377 No!
khorne is such sweet guy.
I know, right?
Heresy here
if you weren't screaming along with him, are you truly a fan?
You think he likes chocolate?
Yeah... right as he's tearing an axe through your chest
The line for Cegorach is one I can legitimately see Alfabusa including in an episode of TTS. It'd be very in character.
Isha was best
I like to imagine that Squidward is Vaul watching in horror. 😂
She is pretty amazing.
I feel like malice would be the dude who handed out free pitchforks and torches.
"You can't be an angry mob without your pitchforks and torches."
"You're going to be a God and LIKE IT!"
-The Imperium to the Empire of Mankind
Sad malal: Alexa play the I'm still canon right mix
Alexa: playing "cricket sounds"
it really is crap they lost the rights to him i mean a diety of anarchy and terror should totally exist in 40k as non of the other gods cover those things and theres a ENDLESS amount of those feelings and actions in 40k
Emperor of Man: I’m not an god!
Mankind: But you are dressed as one.
CHOCOLATE FOR THE CHOCOLATE GOD NUTS FOR THE NUTS THRONE!!!
Ohohoh, Slaneesh certainly likes them "nuts". ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@DonVigaDeFierro *C E A S E.*
*AND,*
*F U C K I N G.*
*D E S I S T.*
(Cegorach): If no one will laugh with me, I'll just laugh at myself.
For Slaanesh you should've gone with the jellyfish rave. That clip's always funny.
0:32 Brutal but kunnin'
0:42 Kunnin but brutal
The Isha one hurt my soul just a tiny bit.
How dare you put our glorious Man-Emperor on this list! He is not a vile GOD creature! He is the greatest member of the greatest species in this galaxy!
The Ecclesiarchy would like to have a word with you...
@@nickathanas1898
They already know.
th-cam.com/video/Pq-6aj9sNvo/w-d-xo.html
All hail the Man-Emperor of Mankind
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR
@@MrThatpersonthatguy HERETIC! PURGE THIS PATHETIC CREATURE IN FLAMES!
Khorne: Huh, this is a new feeling, pride in someone else. Unfortunately it's overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!!
Nurgle: Don't worry kids. Mud pies are a luxury here! Roll around in the filth as much as you want! Papa Nurgle loves you!
Tzeentch: The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma
Slaanesh: *_PAAARRRTTTYYYYYY!!!_*
Omg the Isha one had me dying. Too accurate.
Tzench makes way too much sense and doesn't make sense
Just like Tzench
All according to plan…one of them, maybe.
@@kerbe3 probably
Gork and mork was spot on
Gork: brutal yet cunning
Mork: cunning yet brutal
Necrontyr: OUTTA MY WAY, OUTTA MY WAY! CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT?!
Old Ones: Hi there young people, nice day today!
C'Tan: So you like like kicking butts do ya? Well we'll show you old man!
And so the extinction of the Old Ones happened.
we're off to a flying start the God Emperor has me cracked up already
Make one explaining the different Craftworlds.
“40k gods portrayed by Spongebob”
This is exactly the type of content I want in my suggested videos
The idea of Khorne yelling 'CHOOOOOCOLATE' made me laugh my ass off.
The emperor is the omnissiah, effectively the machine gods jesus.
They're the same entity but revered differently, sort of like Greek Pantheon vs Roman Pantheon
The difference between Gork and Mork is that Mork can think. Gork is pure brutality and smashing.
By ork standards, yeah. Mork can think.
No love for Malal? D:
Was supposed to represent how everyone hates him lol. I think hes quite interesting
@@Blocky858 I'm new to 40k, but from what I've seen, a lot of people are interested in him. To me, he's the only Chaos god that's *actually* chaotic.
@@Harril8265 The thing is that its debatable if he is actually canon or not
@@Blocky858 the eight pronged chaos sigil stands for eight powers so the answer is most likely 'yes'.
Malal doesn't exist...
At least in the current lore.
You know the intricacies of conversing with the machine spirit is an art.
Tzeentch is so accurate
Personally I would have made nurgle “the appetizer”
In the Grim Dank future, there is only memes!
This got more and more fantastic the longer it went.
DID YOU SAY THE EMPEROR
You channel owner are purest and greatest of all evil!
Everytime they "zoom" something in Spongebob it is a nurgle tribute.
Khorne sure does love his chocolate.
he just wants all the skulls so he can make the biggest bowl of blood chocolate ceral in the multiverse
The chaos gods were my favorite
"The Deceiver! Who's just straight up an idiot!"
This is my only exposure to 40K, I couldn't feel more informed.
The Slaanesh one should've been the clip of Patrick wearing fishnets.
The Gork and Mork made me die laughing lmao
*_FOR THE EMPEROR_*
Fuck the Emperor
*F A L S E E M P E R O R*
God how is this so perfect
Khorne: How do they make blood for movies?
“Before color film they would use chocolate syrup”
Khorne: 0:43
These are ALL just crazily accurate. Especially Gork and Mork
I watched this a while back befor getting into warhammer and didn’t get anything. Now that I’m back this is very hilarious 😂.
“attention, Khorne the god of blood and skulls is on an emotional rampage! please scream and run around in circles”
The chocolate guy as Khorne fucking got me.
Um I’m guessing the laughing god is a nice god?
Yeah kinda
Compare to over gods... yeah.
Isn't the Omnissiah the Machine God's Prophet, which was the reason the Mechanicum joined the Emperor? Because they believed him to be the Omnissiah?
Not a prophet but the Machine God's physical avatar, so Omnissiah = Machine God. The Imperium tolerates the Machine Cult as they believe that the Emperor is the avatar of the Machine God, aka the Omnissiah.
@@Blocky858 oh. Thank you! :-)
Or the omnissiah is the void dragon, a C'Tan buried beneath Mars...
But we don't talk about that
Thats why the necron call him the false machine god.
Props for the malice shout out. Ain't get no love in the lore
I can see Khorne loosing his shit over chocolate
"WHAT IS THIS SUBSTANCE? IT TASTES JUST AS GOOD AS FUCKING *MURDER*"
Challenge: Do Warhammer Fantasy deities.
Chaos Gods:
Khorne: Survival of the Fittest
Nurgle: Stagnancy
Tzeentch: Change
Slaanesh: Sentience
Malal: Paradox
Hashut: Industry and Domination (race specific Chaos God, The Chaos Dwarfs) (an independent aspect of Khorne)
(Great) Horned Rat: Destruction (race specific Chaos God, Skaven) (probably an amalgamation of the independent aspects of Tzeentch, Nurgle and Malal)
Kweethul: Destruction (non race specific Chaos God) (an independent aspect of the Horned Rat ascended from a renegade Skaven)
Zuvassin: Murphy's Law (an independent aspect of Malal)
Necoho: Atheism/Non-theism (an independent aspect of Malal)
Great Beast/The God of Chaos Undivided (the Chaos Pantheist God, all other Chaos Gods (Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, Slaanesh etc) are his aspects)
Mermedus: Norscan Chaos God of Seas (so a race specific one here?)
Khakkekk: Blood & Violence (race specific Chaos God, Goblins) (an independent aspect of Khorne)
Atagro: The God of Beasts (so mutation incarnate?)
Be'lakor: Chaos God of Shadows (ascended from an ancient mortal being)
Urlf: Chaos God of War (ascended from a mortal being) (a semi-dependent aspect of Khorne)
Meneloth: The Chaos God of Pleasure (race specific Chaos God, Elves) (a(n) dependent/independent aspect of Slaanesh)
Tristaris: Misery, Hopelssness, Despair, Melancholy
etc
Dwarven Gods
Gazul (m) Lord of the underearth SoB (=Morr) ($SoB)
Grimnir (m) Dwarven slayers Dwarf Army book ($DwA) (=Throrin)
Grommo the Wanderer (m) ‘Rootless’ Dwarves RoDM ($RDM)
Grungni (m) Mining Rulebook, archives (&Gru)
Hashut (m) Father of darkness Chaos Dwarf Army book ($CDA)
Hrungnor (m) Order of the denied Archives (Norse Dwarves, =Gazul)(&Hru)
Krignar (m) Conflict Dwarf Army book ($DwA)(=Morngrim)
Morngrim (m) Conflict Archives (=Krignar) (&Mgr)
Rukh (m) Smithing Warhammer Companion, Apocrypha Now!, Archives (=Smednir) ($Gno)(&Ruk)
Smednir (m) Smithing Fire and Blood ($FaB) (HH reprint of Doomstones Fire in the Mtns and Blood in Darkness).
Throrin (m) Dwarven slayers Archives (=Grimnir) (&Thr)
Valaya (f) Homeland and clan Dwarf Army book ($DwA)
Elven Gods
Adamnan-na-Brionha (m) Lord of the dance Apocrypha Now! ($ApN)
Asuryan (m) Phoenix King High Elf Army book ($HEA)
Ayvi (f) Healing Pantheon posted to the list, not in the archives (=Shallya) (&Dei)
Azverse (f) Music Pantheon posted to the list, not in the archives (&Dei)
Great Harlequin (m) The Laughing God Eldar Codex ($EdK)
Hoeth (m) Knowledge and learning High Elf Army book ($HEA)
Isha (f) Earth mother Wood Elf Army book ($WEA)
Karnos (m) Lord of beasts Warhammer Companion, Apocrypha Now! ($Bfr) (=Kurnous?)
Khaela Mensha Khaine (m) Lord of murder Dark Elf Army book ($DEA) (=Khaine)
Kurnous (m) Lord of the Hunt Wood Elf Army book ($WEA) (=Karnos?)
Liadriel (m/f) Song and wine Rulebook
Lileath (f) Dreams and Fortune High Elf Army book ($HEA), Eldar Codex ($EdK) (=Sarriel, Morr)
Mathlann (m) Sea SoB (=Manann) ($SoB)
Meneloth (m/f) Lord of pleasure Rulebook (=Slaanesh)
Morai-heg (f) ? Eldar Codex ($EdK)
Rota-Himmel (f) The stars and sky Sea elf article in archives (&SeE)
Sarriel (m) Dreams SoB ($SoB) (=Lileath, Morr)
Senparae (m) Sea Elf life Archives (&SeE)
Sho'sarrah (f) Living plants Archives (&Sho)
Torothal (m) Rain/rivers SoB (=Taal) ($SoB)
Vaul (m) Smith god High Elf Army book ($HEA)
Gnomic Gods
Gandargil (m) Youth, adventure Archives (&Gan)
Melith (f) Lightning, electricity Pantheon posted to the list, not in the archives (&Dei)
Randandil (m) World weary cynicism Archives (&Ran)
Ringil (m) Smiths and jesters Warhammer Companion, Apocrypha Now! ($Gno)
Goblinoid Gods
Arrak (m) Spider god Gobbo project (archives) (&GbC)
Bad Asp (m) Savagery Gobbo project (&GbC)
Bork (m) Command, tactics Gobbo project (&GbC)
Doblic (m) Squigs Gobbo project (&GbC)
Goffic (m) Death, doom, fate Gobbo project (&GbC)
Gork (m) Might Gobbo project, Orc and Goblin Army book ($GbA) (&GbC)
Khakkekk (m) Chaos, resembles Khorne Gobbo project, EiF ($EiF) (&GbC)
Larekk (f) Birth, fertility, sex Gobbo project (&GbC)
Mork (m) Sneakiness Gobbo project, Orc and Goblin Army book ($GbA) (&GbC)
Red Eye (m) Cavern god Gobbo project (&GbC)
Yor (m) Snotlings Archives, Gobbo project (&Yor) (&GbC)
Zotan-Lufutatar (m) Ancestral spirit cult Gobbo project, RoDM ($RDM) (&GbC)
Halfling Gods
Esmerelda (f) Hearth and home Rulebook
Findol (m) Warden of the fields Archives (&HlC)
Gangee (m) Rat catchers Archives (&HlC)
Landrani (f) Booze! Archives (&HlC)
Merrill (m) Defender Archives (&HlC)
The Pilgrim (m) The wanderer RoDM ($RDM)
Praseeda (f) Spices Archives (&HlC)
Samortha (f) Kiddies Archives (&HlC)
Human Gods - the Old World
Bogenauer (m) Bogenhafen SoB ($SoB)
Dyrath (f) Earth mother SoB (=Rhya, Reikland) ($SoB)
Ecate (f) Witchcraft 'n' all RoDM ($RDM)
Forsagh (m) God of seers SoB (=Morr) ($SoB)
Haleth (f) Earth mother SoB (=Rhya, Northern Empire) ($SoB)
Handrich (m) Merchants SoB ($SoB)
Jean the Pios (m) Way of the White Path Tilean army list (archives) (&Til)
Jeanne du Lac (f) Bretonnia RoDM ($RDM)
Karog (m) Fishermen SoB (=Taal) ($SoB)
Karnos (m) Lord of beasts SoB (=Taal, parts of Middenland and Talabecland) ($SoB)
Khaine (m) Murder, undead Rulebook, archives (&Kha)
Lady of the Lake (f) Bretonnia, chivalry Bretonnian Army book ($BrA)
Manann (m) Sea Rulebook
Mercopio (m) Merchants Miragliano project (Tilean, =Handrich) (&Mir) I prefer the name Mercipio
Morr (m) Death, dreams Archives, rulebook (&Mor)
Myrmidia (f) Art of war Rulebook
Old faith (f) Earth mother Rulebook
Ranald (m) Tricksters Rulebook
Rhya (f) Earth mother Archives, rulebook (&Rhy)
Shallya (f) Healing, mercy Rulebook
Sigmar Heldenhammer (m) The Empire SoB, Rulebook ($SoB)
Stromfels (m) Wreckers SoB (=Manann) ($SoB)
Taal (m) Wild places, nature Rulebook
Ulric (m) Wolves and winter Rulebook
Verena (f) Truth, learning Rulebook
Human Gods - Cathay and Nippon
Annu-Minato (m) Enlightenment (=Alluminas, see Law gods)
Ashinaga (f) Order and Discipline (=Arianka, see Law gods)
Oshiki (m) God of samurai Forthcoming (hopefully) Nippon project
Shinto (f) Earth mother (=Old Faith, see Rhya and Old Faith above)
Tsien-Tsin (m) Changer of the ways (=Tzeentch, see Chaos gods)
Human Gods - Albion and Norsca
Ayrin (f) Love and beauty Albion document (archives) (&Alb)
Bila (m) Death Albion document (&Alb)
Crom-Cruarch (m) Great worm of war Albion document (&Alb)
Danu (f) [[Blodeuwedd, Morrigu, Ceriwen]] Earth mother Albion document (&Alb)
Halni (f) The deceiver Norsca project (archives) (&Nor)
Helenir (m) The dead Norsca project (Norse, =Morr) (&Nor)
Hrungnor (m) Dwarven god the dead Archives (Norse Dwarves, =Gazul) (&Hru)
Hu (m) Warriors Albion document (&Alb)
Lugh (m) Sun god Albion document (&Alb)
Malor (m) The seas Norsca project (Norse, =Manann) (&Nor)
Ogmios (m) Literature and poems Albion document (&Alb)
Olric (m) Wolves and winter Albion document and Norsca project (Norse, =Ulric) (&Nor and &Alb)
Sylra (f) Earth, fertility, family Norsca project (&Nor)
Taldur (m) Wild places Norsca project (Norse, =Taal) (&Nor)
Valdin (m) Master of fate Albion document (&Alb)
(Chaos) Gods
of Law
Alluminas (m) Enlightenment Archives, rulebook (&All)
Annu-Minato (m) Enlightenment (Cathay/Nippon, =Alluminas)
Arianka (f) Order and discipline Archives, rulebook (&Ari)
Ashinaga (f) Order and discipline (Cathay/Nippon, =Arianka)
Oshiki (m) God of samurai Forthcoming (hopefully) Nippon project
Solkan (m) Vengeance Archives, rulebook (&Sol)
Somorphia (f) Eternal beauty Archives (&Som)
Lizardman Gods
Chotek (m) Sun god (Old One) Lizardman Army book ($LzA)
Huanchi (m) Old One Lizardman Army book ($LzA)
Itzl (m) Old One Lizardman Army book ($LzA)
Sotek (m) Serpent god Lizardman Army book ($LzA)
Quatl (m) Old One Lizardman Army book ($LzA)
Querchi (m) Old One Lizardman Army book ($LzA)
Tepoc (m) Old One Lizardman Army book ($LzA)
Tlaxcotl (m) Old One Lizardman Army book ($LzA)
Tzunki (m) Old One Lizardman Army book ($LzA)
Xapati (m) Old One Lizardman Army book ($LzA)
Ogrish Gods
Great Maw (m?) Ogres! Rulebook
Pygmy Gods
Beesbok (m?) ? Archives (&Pyg)
Brobat (m?) ? Archives (&Pyg)
A Message To Fans
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Herecy
Hersey
Fucking heretic
Chocolate for the Chocolate-god, Nutella for the Nutella-throne!
Well now I will forever imagine cultists rushing space marines screaming CHOCOLAAAAATE!
*Khaine gets the news from Morai Heg that the Eldar will eventually kill him*
"Attention Eldari race. Khaine the War God is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles!"
The choice for Khorne was just *chefs kiss*
1:55 Squidward has seen some shit!
Phil the Cat
"Well you see patrick-" *PROCEEDS TO ANNIHILATE ALL THE CHAOS GODS In 2 SECONDS*
The Isha one was spot on...disturbingly enough.
Yes right here Inquisitor, this video right here.
This implies there is more than one, such heresy.
If I could like this twice for including Malal I would.
That Isha one killed me.
The Isha one fucking killed me
Accurate.
'oo ravages planets an' killz wot we can? (Krumpin' Ork Boyz) The grea'est enemy an' crusha a man? (Krumpin' Ork Boyz!) 'Oo loiks ta go fast an' steal all their loot? (Krumpin' Ork Boyz!) 'Oo's all un-orky and polishes boots! (Bleedin' Stormboyz!) Sing it, ladz!
Nurgle: In short if everything is shit why worry about it?
Khorne: He will just stab you in the face over and over again until your face no longer resembles a face
Slaanesh: Hello hello someone has got to be enjoying your pain and agony after all
T'zeentch had me laughing so hard
Shamu khaine bit was priceless
I feel like the first one is underrated
I felt like your joke on malice was uncalled for
The Khaine's part is so accurate
Gork and Mork is perfect lmfao
"Hey Spongebob! If you were a God. What would you do?"
"Well Patrick, im glad you asked.." *BFG DIVISION starts singing*
0:15 accurate
That first one
*Sublime*
kinda feels like the
"were talking about this"
clip applies to slaanesh as ell
TH-cam : "Do you want to know how Spongebob portraits 40k gods? No? WELL, I AM GLAD YOU ASKED THAT QUESTION!"
I like the emperor. But frankly "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS"
So, SpongeBob, what would you do if you were a God?
Well I'm glad you asked!
*BECOMES GOD*
Blood? Did you say blood?
Yes sure, with our without skulls.
Blood!?
BLOOD!
*BLOOD!*
*BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!*
Khorn is so goddamn accurate.
C'tan made me crack up.