Warhammer 40K Factions Portrayed by Spongebob
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ส.ค. 2017
- THIS IS CONSIDERED FAIR USE, I OWN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. SPONGEBOB BELONGS TO VIACOM, WARHAMMER 40K BELONGS TO GAMES WORKSHOP. MUSIC FROM DAWN OF WAR, WHICH I DO NOT OWN.
Credit to this meme for giving me 80% of my ideas: i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/o...
For those of you who either are less knowledgeable on 40K or didn't understand one based solely on the image, here's the list of factions IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE with links to the wiki for info:
Adeptus Mechanicus (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ad...)
Adeptus Ministorum (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ad...)
Imperial Guard (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/As...)
Imperial Knights (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Im...)
Inquisition (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/In...)
Rogue Traders (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ro...)
Sisters Of Battle (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ad...)
Skitarii (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Sk...)
Space Marines (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Sp...)
Chaos Cult (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ch...)
Chaos Space Marines (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ch...)
Chaos Daemons (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Da...)
Khorne (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Kh...)
Nurgle (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Nu...)
Slaanesh (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Sl...)
Tzeentch (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Tz...)
Eldar (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Eldar)
Dark Eldar (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Da...)
Orks (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Orks)
Tau (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ta...)
Necrons (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ne...)
Tyranids (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ty...) - เกม
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Dark Eldars - "Now I can stay here and enjoy myself"
I died laughing
@Un-broken and victorious
And then the slaneshi daemons poured into commoragh
its even better
"now i HAVE TO stay here and enjoy myself"
Production Quality = 0/10
Entertainment Value = 11/10
Thonk Tank perfectly balanced
As all videos should be
That when know you made a good shitpost.
Low in budget but high in humor.
💯
Warhammer Fantasy factions portrayed by Spongebob.
"Whats that xeno saying?"
'I dont know but hes got a pulse rifle'
Memezeek kek
do you mean anime suit
Mitchell Sidebottom that's my philosophy
Memezeek the Tau
AR2
Tyranids were spot on. "Hungry! Still hungry!"
And so were the Eldars.
No one says
"Oh dang tyranids"
They go
"AHHHAHAHAHAHSHAHHHAHADKWBRUE"
"CRUNCH CRUNCH"
I think Tyranids were made by the old ones to wipe the slate clean
"Thirsty!"
@@noisemarine561 Well they nailed that as well as they did with the orks...
In the Grim Darkness of Bikini Bottom, there is only mr krabs.
WHERE IS MR. KRABS!
FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB!!!
Blood Crustaceans primarch
*KRABBY PATTY TO THE KRABBY GOD! MONEY TO THE MONEY THRONE*
Warboss Plankton: Oh yeah Mr. Krabs...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHG!
I love how Slanesh part is LOUDER that rest.
this silence displeases slaneesh!
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW~
THEY BEG FOR SOUND
That’s a good name
I approve
This silence offends SLAANESH
Adeptus Mechanicus: "We have HOLY technology"!
**proceeds to violently shove a stc into a juice maker**
The Mechanicum never ceases to amuse me.
Slate Garner MAKE PEEEEEEEEEEE-NIS INTO ROHBT
I'll bring the power dildos
Adeptus Mechanicus: You know what the problem is with the God Emperor? You’ve got his throne set to M for malfunctioning when you should’ve set it to W for Working.
beep bop boop
-Necron Tomb World awakens...
The Eldar: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"
Original Necrons are best Necrons.
yote
"when you stop creating BDSM gods through being total fuckbois"
The Deciever: "Oooh, shots fired!"
AnomalyINC yeah that’s why I stick to 5th edition. GW keeps ruining it lately.
"Magic conch, what should we do to get out of this creepy forest?"
"Nothing."
That's like the imperium I know.
One could also make that argument for the Eldar and their non-stop prophecies.
"What do the prophecies say about how to get out of this creepy forest?"
"Nothing."
"All is lost!!!"
No, the Imperium are much more about blind faith.
@@GeneralKenobi75 EVRYBODYS AN IDIOT XCEPT FOR ME
Magic Pain Glove, tell me what to do.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
The glove has spoken.
@@heraldyvraine8543 god-Emperor: i'm going to stop you right there
That part with Space Marine and Chaos Space Marine is absolutely perfect with the context of the scene.
The little bit with the Lost and the Damned right before was a nice touch
The Gods: “do this for Chaos!”
CSM: “FOR CHAOS!!!”
The Emperor: “Do this because I told you to.”
SM: “BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TOOOOO!!”
The Tau part was perfect!
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
THE GREATER GOOD
Your profile pic is perfect.
"What's that xeno talking about?"
"I don't know but he has a battlesuit."
*cheering ensues*
I didn't think I was gunna laugh this video. But I totally did during the Tau. It's a spicy meme.
For all the Non Warhammer 40k fans:
0:00 - The Adeptus Mechanicus - Cybernetic humans that worship and hoard technology.
0:05 - The Ecclesiarchy (AKA The Adeptus Ministorum) - Think of the Catholic Church during the Spanish Inquisition, on Steroids.
0:15 - The Imperial Guard - Main military force of the Imperium, Not very powerful but make up for it with large numbers of troops, tanks and airships.
0:25 - Imperial Knights - Giant robots piloted by skilled nobility, who pass down said nobility for generations, almost like in Battletech.
0:32 - The Inquisition - Exactly how they sound. Their job is to hunt down the enemies of mankind that lurk behind the scenes, they have infinite power.
0:52 - Rouge Traders - Nobility whose job is to explore new worlds, and occasionally supply already existing ones...for a price, of course.
0:58 - The Sisters of Battle (AKA The Adepta Sororitas) - Nuns with guns and Flamethrowers, main fighting force of the Adeptus Ministorum.
1:01 - The Skitarii (The Adeptus Mechanicus) - Robotic slaves, the Mechaicus version of the Imperial Guard.
1:04 - The Space Marines - Genetically bread super-soldiers, built by the Emperor of Mankind himself, the poster boys of the whole franchise.
1:05 - Chaos Corrupted Guardsmen/Cultists - What happens when you listen to the voices in your head. Absolutely batshit crazy.
1:07 - Chaos Space Marines - Space Marines that also listened to the voices in their heads. The Arch Enemy of the Imperium and equally crazy.
1:08 - Chaos Daemons/Chaos Spawn - Monsters made by the Chaos gods, or People that didn't stop listening to the voices in their heads.
1:23 - Khorne (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Blood, Skulls and Violence.
1:33 - Nurgle (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Disease, Poxes and Decay.
1:40 - Slaanesh (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Pleasure, Pain and Excess.
1:45 - Tzeentch (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Plots, Magic and Forbidden Knowledge.
1:57 - The Eldar - Snobby Condescending Space Elves.
2:01 - The Dark Eldar - Snobby Condescending Space Elves, that like to capture and torture people.
2:06 - The Orkz - Pretty much exactly what you think Orcs are, but they have crude technology.
2:11 - The Tau Empire - Minor alien race that grew out of control, and are now a bunch of Hi-Tech Space Communists.
2:24 - The Necrons - Ancient aliens who were tricked into transferring their souls into ancient robot bodies by a malevolent space God. They hate anything that lives, literally.
2:29 - The Tyranids - Imagine H.R. Geiger combined with H.P. Lovecraft. Or the Borg combined with Xenomorphs. They can wipe out a planet in a matter of days. Very Bad News.
But seriously, if you are new to 40k, give it a go. Its an amazing universe with a ton of backstory that gives no fucks and pulls absolutely no punches whatsoever.
How exactly do you start without knowing anything about it?
@@Vandheleister just read every codex from every faction, if you like the lore proceed to read horus heresy saga and other novels from the franchise.
@@Vandheleister I started with the very man the introduction begins with... The God Emperor of man
@@Vandheleister read books, maybe watch some youtube stuff (not onemindsyndicate)
John Ken my first introduction was the third person shooter war hammer space marine but I would recommend you watch if the emperor had a text to speech device, it’s hilarious and so far has covered quite a bit of the lore
Cutest depiction of Tyranids ever.
RunsWithBears Cute but Devouring
Baneblade Driver: "Aww, Dang Tyranids"
Right!
So would the Emperor be handsome Squidward?
Genius
Handsome Squidward is actually Lorgar:
i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/795/287/078.jpg
no thats sanginus hes got the perfect face for it
@@user-unos111 Well, it is said each Primarch inherited something from the Emperor. Magnus his psychic potential, Dorn his dutifulness and resilience, Angron his sense of justice, Vulkan his compassion, Horus his charisma... I read somewhere that Lorgar had inherited his looks, that they were almost copycats. If that's true, the Emps would look like Lorgar, and by extension like Handsome Squidward
The chaos undivided part oh my god
"What's he saying?"
"I don't know, the background music is louder than the dialogue."
0:38 Knights Errant (prototype of the Imperial Inquisition) Nathaniel Garro and Iacton Qruze attemp to question a traitor space marine of the XX Legio Astartes on the location of his primarch, Alpharius. (012.M31, colorized)
The worst part is that its all true
Bitsandbolts 2:00
The Skitarii one made me laugh.
Kitten- "You do realize im a highlord of Terra right?"
Skitarii- "YoU Do ReAlizE ACceSs..DENIIIIED~"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" - would be the emperor
also the one where he's being fed lima beans should have been the dark evles.
Oh man the big guy in spiky bondage feeding Krabs lima beans would have been PERFECT for the Dark Eldar
This video is HERESY!
nexal nights
Your face is heresy.
Friendship is magic!... And magic is heresy!!
The representation of Chaos was perfect
XToverdrive bring more bolters
NicolBolas2 get eldar to throw orks at em.
Or not i mean they'll do it regardless :/
Genestealer Cults: When Squidward eats too many crabby patties "what am I gonna blow up?"
"No they'll go to your thighs...and than you blow up"
Guardsmen should have been AAAANCHOVIEEEEES
ultimatum1895 Yeah, Weak but overwhelming
"CHARGE THEM"
*Ork horde in the horizon.*
"CHARGE THEM!!"
'hows about you lead from the front commissar!'
@@KossolaxtheForesworn instantly get headshot by the commissar
Nah, more like "You planted grass?" "GRASS?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
@@lewisirwin5363 the green tide
the eldar top kek
That one was the funniest
Then they proceed murderfuck a chaos God into exsistence.
@@argumentumadhominem3977 To be fair, the eldar faction in the 41st milennium are the faction which ran away from their murderfucking cousins. The dark eldar are the ones who not only caused the fall, but learned absolutely nothing from their past actions
@@noaccount4 You're referring to the craftworld eldar.
So freaking accurate
Heyo
@@comandercarnis sup
@@myduckisonqauck7227 been a while hasn't it m8
@@comandercarnis yeah you don't use Google+ anymore. I only see you in comments video from video lul.
@@myduckisonqauck7227 I do use it I just never found another star wars community after the first one went silent
"In the grim dark Bikini bottom there's only dumbness". Heck, this video is so accurate.
Warhammer Adventures, first draft
I like to imagine a guardsman watching his planet drained of biomass thinking to himself, "oh dang tyranids"
HERESY: this "shell" can not possibly compare to the holy might of the emperor!
the shell is connected to the Astronomican.
EXTERMINATUS!!
This shell is an ancient life form from holy Terra
The Chaos clip killed me
Too accurate. Seriously, do you secretly work for GW?
Same name and profile pic. Imposter!
Damn
@@wrongfulfishyt Pardon me, gentlemen, but would any of you two be Alpharius?
"In the grim darkness of the far Sea, There is only war."
Agents of Chaos are the reason why Spongebob sucks now...
How dare thy speak ill of our dear spongebob. Prepare to be eradicated heretic!
He did not always suck... but then he was corrupted by servants of Nurgle...
because of tzeench's dickery
We have technology
Gas Alpha And yet they don't know how to repair or replicate most of it.
@@owenparris7490 DON'T OFFEND THE HOLY SPIRIT OF THE MACHINE
You cannot convince me Tzeentch wasn't the direct inspiration for the creators of that scene.
Eldar Tau and Necrons were hilarious
Guardsman mocking Eldar: "everyones an idiot except for me".
Eldar Warlock: "well it's true".
man Dawn of War's main theme is gorgeous
*Tyranids devour entire system whilst saying “still hungry”*
Kryptman: Oh, dang Tyranids
good but is it just me or was the music too loud?
Mortarion THE QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH
A Trap SLAANESH DEMANDS HEAVY METAL AT FULL VOLUME
creepswork-tier
IT SURE IS QUIET TODAY
I think it's to avoid a copyright claim.
The Tyranids part couldn't possibly be more on point
text/labels on the groups/faction icons would have been nice, but god damn was this good :)
0:30
BAAAAANNNNNNBLADDDDEEEEEEE
Looks more like a Leman Russ Tank
@@lorddodge2867 *Seaman Rust tank
@@Manglet762 Ok, you've won
I like how the Tyranids are just hungry
1:08
Shoulda been Tzeentch
Ah yes, the terrifying hunger of Hive Fleet Nemotoad.
2:16 *Tau spokes-tau: [speaking in basic low gothic]* The hard laborer shall no longer suffer the greed of this Imperium's endless exploitation of it's masses! We, the tau "collective" shall liberate you, "Geu'vesa" ("human helpers") one planetary invasion at a time!
*Manufactorum worker#2000027:* Hey what's that xenos saying? That we don't have to slave away in the manufactorums anymore, we are "free" to choose? I kinda like it but...at the same time it sounds WAY to "good" to be true, y'know what I mean? (pluse there xenos too..)
*Manufactorum worker#3330001:* Dunno, but did you see those "battledsuits"?! I want to see if these "aliens" would raise me to pilot such "holy" machines! Not to mention those cute female tau pilots! (I mean for non-humans that is..)
*Manufactorum worker#2000027:* Actually I think one of those "tau" interprators from earlier told me there called da..."crisis suits" (or equivalent in our tounge), Or something like that, could barley understand'em.
*Manufactorum worker#3330001:* What ever man, I still want to pilot one!
*Manufactorum worker#2000027:* Yeah that'd be fun! Also on that whole "fraternizing" with the female xenos part...just gross!
"Everyone is an idiot except for me, we'll its true", perfectly represent the eldar. I was dying 😂
I never thought SpongeBob was so dark
THAT FREEBLADE (Inperial Knight)PART WAS ACCURATE.
1:Adeptus Mechanicus - They worship machines and make all the weapons.
2:?
3:Astra Militarum or Imperial guard - They're the basic human soldiers.
4:imperial knights - They're huge mechs.
5:The Inquisition - Their motto is "Innocence proves nothing." and they are extremely good at their job at interrogating people and killing xenos.
6:?
7:Sisters of battle - extremely zealous space nuns that will literally drop churches from low orbit to bomb a battlefield while blasting war hymns.
8:Skitaari - they are a part of the Adeptus mechanicus.
9:Space marines - Super soldiers, with multiple organs, tougher skin, extremely long lifespans, they are the most recognizable part of Warhammer 40K.
10:?
11:Chaos marines - Space marines corrupted by the warp that fight with demons and serve the gods of the warp.
12:Chaos - demons and all sorts of horrifying creatures that reside in the warp.
13:Khorne - He is the Demon god of War death and skulls. He is a fair god that will not backstab you but will fight you directly.
14:Nurgle - The demon god of Pestilence, stagnation and rot. He is joked about loving everyone, because we all die and rot.
15:Slaanesh - He/She is the demon god of excess, they revel in pain, pleasure and are extremely perverted. They are worshipped by the Dark Eldar.
16:Tseench - This guy is the demon god of fate, he loves making schemes and planning, basically he loves screwing everyone over.
17:Eldar - Space elves who caused Slaanesh to be born. Now a shadow of their former selves, they are desperately trying to save their species, while being huge dicks to everyone else.
18:Dark eldar - Eldar who started to worship Slaanesh to save their species, because of that they are extremely disgustingly perverted and will do all sorts of horrible torture to everything to appease Slaanesh.
19:Orks - They are a fun faction, brutish and brash but extremely fun.
20:Tau - A faction that fights for "The greater good" now that might make them seem good but they are also a shady faction.
21:Nekrons - Undead Terminators that cannot die and hate all life.
22:Tyranids - Like the Flood from Halo, they consume everything in their path, replenish their ranks and repeat those steps.
patties for the patty god, chum for the chum throne
You could add noise marines on the jellyfish episode
The scene for Tzeentch is spot on.
Warhammer 40k in nutshell
The worst part about this is that it’s actually pretty accurate
Love the dawn of war music in the background lmao.
who could have guessed that warhammer and spongebob had such a big fanbase intersection
NONSENSE & Grimdark
Spongebob
MR KRABS & Plankton are both evil
Also memes many many memes
This video is… 1:45
1:49
Ever since we got the orders from Not Holy Terror from the Man Emperor of Mankind, what was left of our organisation had to reform...seeing as how every Puritan Inquisitor and troops got lost in the warp....
Thanks for the music. Now I need to go play Dawn of War for the umpteen-millionth time.
I want Warhmmer Fantasy factions portrayed by Spongebob.
👌 perfect
TZICH
-HAHAHHAHHHAAAAA
I didn't realise what the Eldar one was meant to portray, after listening to some of the voice lines from Dawn of War, I now get it
Why is this video suddenly receiving newfound attention? Was it posted somewhere?
Ronnie300Fan91 It was recommend.
I found it in the recommended too.
Same here.
Friend gave me a link since I watched a good walkthrough of the ps3 game. And showed it to several people who know and didn't know of it
Bro you’re a fucking chad for that description. Can’t believe you took the time to make that description.
I don’t really know much about 40k, but the chaos clip spoke to me
This only proves that variety makes chaos awesome.
the grim atmospheric music is a great addition
How have i not seen this in 2 years!? Brilliant
Friendly suggestion, cut out the music, or at least lower it so we can hear what they are saying, and put the names of the factions on the screen. people who are not completely obsessed with WH40K but still like it quite a bit (such as myself) may not recognize each faction with a single picture.
Other than that, really good video. It is hilariously accurate from the factions I do recognize/remember. :)
Spongebob can be use alot of ways this is now more terrifying coz it exactly show every faction of 40k
At first I wondered how you were going to do slaneesh, spongebob is a kid's show. Then I proceeded to spit my drink out laughing
What was the at 1:02 after the sisters of battle? and the faction that came at 1:05 between the two mentions of Space Marines? I swear, the Imperium of man is divided into so many sects, there's almost as many as there are xeno races.
After learning about the lore behind 40K, I can truly appreciate this.
That’s is the best way to describe chaos I’ve ever seen
That part with the imperial guard kill me, so bloody meat ball accurate
The tank vs robot scene could've also been Mechanics vs Dark Mechanicus
Or the tank showing a Baneblade image
I like it how both slaanesh parts were perfect.
The one with the strangler was even purple!
I think that the "Seven Mile Spanking Machine" scene from "I Had An Accident" would have been a better representation of Slaanesh, It also works equally well with The Fall of the Eldar.
A worthy addition to the Black Library, bröther.
I think for Khorne you could've also gone with that part in the Spongebob movie where he's just wading through a sea of bones.
When I saw the title the first thing that came to my mind was the nematodes being the tyranids
I’ve always seen admech as that scene thank you for the validation
I’ve never seen the orcs and adeptus mechanicus so well represented lol
(Planet is devoured)
Doh, dang tyranids.
Haha this is great, the Tyranid, Tau and Inquisition ones are so accurate it's scary.
That Chaos Undivided part is, I think, sometimes is in my nightmares.
This help me understand the lore more thank you
White Scars: you wanna see me run to that rock? You wanna see me do it again?
The DoW main menu theme made all the difference. Possibly the best tune ever to feature on GW licensed vidya geym
What would the beast parts for:
-The PDFs
-The Adeptus Custodes
-The genestealers
-The squats
Why the super loud music tho?
This was oddly satisfying and wholesome also rebel space Marines and guardsman count as a separate faction
"Everyone's an idiot except for me" That fits the Eldar perfectly.
I am now only referring to Tyranids as "space nematodes"
Can't believe I lost it in the first 2 seconds... I considered myself more mature than that.
The drukari part killed me
"now ill have to stay in here and enjoy myself"
HAH
I think it was a missed opportunity to not have the Dark Angels portrayed by the scene of Patrick describing his Secret Box, the box that contains the most secrety secret in all of secretum.
I love how it went from a Renegade to a Chaos Space Marine against the loyalist 😂