Adeptus Mechanicus: You know what the problem is with the God Emperor? You’ve got his throne set to M for malfunctioning when you should’ve set it to W for Working.
One could also make that argument for the Eldar and their non-stop prophecies. "What do the prophecies say about how to get out of this creepy forest?" "Nothing." "All is lost!!!"
For all the Non Warhammer 40k fans: 0:00 - The Adeptus Mechanicus - Cybernetic humans that worship and hoard technology. 0:05 - The Ecclesiarchy (AKA The Adeptus Ministorum) - Think of the Catholic Church during the Spanish Inquisition, on Steroids. 0:15 - The Imperial Guard - Main military force of the Imperium, Not very powerful but make up for it with large numbers of troops, tanks and airships. 0:25 - Imperial Knights - Giant robots piloted by skilled nobility, who pass down said nobility for generations, almost like in Battletech. 0:32 - The Inquisition - Exactly how they sound. Their job is to hunt down the enemies of mankind that lurk behind the scenes, they have infinite power. 0:52 - Rouge Traders - Nobility whose job is to explore new worlds, and occasionally supply already existing ones...for a price, of course. 0:58 - The Sisters of Battle (AKA The Adepta Sororitas) - Nuns with guns and Flamethrowers, main fighting force of the Adeptus Ministorum. 1:01 - The Skitarii (The Adeptus Mechanicus) - Robotic slaves, the Mechaicus version of the Imperial Guard. 1:04 - The Space Marines - Genetically bread super-soldiers, built by the Emperor of Mankind himself, the poster boys of the whole franchise. 1:05 - Chaos Corrupted Guardsmen/Cultists - What happens when you listen to the voices in your head. Absolutely batshit crazy. 1:07 - Chaos Space Marines - Space Marines that also listened to the voices in their heads. The Arch Enemy of the Imperium and equally crazy. 1:08 - Chaos Daemons/Chaos Spawn - Monsters made by the Chaos gods, or People that didn't stop listening to the voices in their heads. 1:23 - Khorne (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Blood, Skulls and Violence. 1:33 - Nurgle (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Disease, Poxes and Decay. 1:40 - Slaanesh (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Pleasure, Pain and Excess. 1:45 - Tzeentch (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Plots, Magic and Forbidden Knowledge. 1:57 - The Eldar - Snobby Condescending Space Elves. 2:01 - The Dark Eldar - Snobby Condescending Space Elves, that like to capture and torture people. 2:06 - The Orkz - Pretty much exactly what you think Orcs are, but they have crude technology. 2:11 - The Tau Empire - Minor alien race that grew out of control, and are now a bunch of Hi-Tech Space Communists. 2:24 - The Necrons - Ancient aliens who were tricked into transferring their souls into ancient robot bodies by a malevolent space God. They hate anything that lives, literally. 2:29 - The Tyranids - Imagine H.R. Geiger combined with H.P. Lovecraft. Or the Borg combined with Xenomorphs. They can wipe out a planet in a matter of days. Very Bad News. But seriously, if you are new to 40k, give it a go. Its an amazing universe with a ton of backstory that gives no fucks and pulls absolutely no punches whatsoever.
John Ken my first introduction was the third person shooter war hammer space marine but I would recommend you watch if the emperor had a text to speech device, it’s hilarious and so far has covered quite a bit of the lore
@@user-unos111 Well, it is said each Primarch inherited something from the Emperor. Magnus his psychic potential, Dorn his dutifulness and resilience, Angron his sense of justice, Vulkan his compassion, Horus his charisma... I read somewhere that Lorgar had inherited his looks, that they were almost copycats. If that's true, the Emps would look like Lorgar, and by extension like Handsome Squidward
0:38 Knights Errant (prototype of the Imperial Inquisition) Nathaniel Garro and Iacton Qruze attemp to question a traitor space marine of the XX Legio Astartes on the location of his primarch, Alpharius. (012.M31, colorized)
@@argumentumadhominem3977 To be fair, the eldar faction in the 41st milennium are the faction which ran away from their murderfucking cousins. The dark eldar are the ones who not only caused the fall, but learned absolutely nothing from their past actions
1:Adeptus Mechanicus - They worship machines and make all the weapons. 2:? 3:Astra Militarum or Imperial guard - They're the basic human soldiers. 4:imperial knights - They're huge mechs. 5:The Inquisition - Their motto is "Innocence proves nothing." and they are extremely good at their job at interrogating people and killing xenos. 6:? 7:Sisters of battle - extremely zealous space nuns that will literally drop churches from low orbit to bomb a battlefield while blasting war hymns. 8:Skitaari - they are a part of the Adeptus mechanicus. 9:Space marines - Super soldiers, with multiple organs, tougher skin, extremely long lifespans, they are the most recognizable part of Warhammer 40K. 10:? 11:Chaos marines - Space marines corrupted by the warp that fight with demons and serve the gods of the warp. 12:Chaos - demons and all sorts of horrifying creatures that reside in the warp. 13:Khorne - He is the Demon god of War death and skulls. He is a fair god that will not backstab you but will fight you directly. 14:Nurgle - The demon god of Pestilence, stagnation and rot. He is joked about loving everyone, because we all die and rot. 15:Slaanesh - He/She is the demon god of excess, they revel in pain, pleasure and are extremely perverted. They are worshipped by the Dark Eldar. 16:Tseench - This guy is the demon god of fate, he loves making schemes and planning, basically he loves screwing everyone over. 17:Eldar - Space elves who caused Slaanesh to be born. Now a shadow of their former selves, they are desperately trying to save their species, while being huge dicks to everyone else. 18:Dark eldar - Eldar who started to worship Slaanesh to save their species, because of that they are extremely disgustingly perverted and will do all sorts of horrible torture to everything to appease Slaanesh. 19:Orks - They are a fun faction, brutish and brash but extremely fun. 20:Tau - A faction that fights for "The greater good" now that might make them seem good but they are also a shady faction. 21:Nekrons - Undead Terminators that cannot die and hate all life. 22:Tyranids - Like the Flood from Halo, they consume everything in their path, replenish their ranks and repeat those steps.
2:16 *Tau spokes-tau: [speaking in basic low gothic]* The hard laborer shall no longer suffer the greed of this Imperium's endless exploitation of it's masses! We, the tau "collective" shall liberate you, "Geu'vesa" ("human helpers") one planetary invasion at a time! *Manufactorum worker#2000027:* Hey what's that xenos saying? That we don't have to slave away in the manufactorums anymore, we are "free" to choose? I kinda like it but...at the same time it sounds WAY to "good" to be true, y'know what I mean? (pluse there xenos too..) *Manufactorum worker#3330001:* Dunno, but did you see those "battledsuits"?! I want to see if these "aliens" would raise me to pilot such "holy" machines! Not to mention those cute female tau pilots! (I mean for non-humans that is..) *Manufactorum worker#2000027:* Actually I think one of those "tau" interprators from earlier told me there called da..."crisis suits" (or equivalent in our tounge), Or something like that, could barley understand'em. *Manufactorum worker#3330001:* What ever man, I still want to pilot one! *Manufactorum worker#2000027:* Yeah that'd be fun! Also on that whole "fraternizing" with the female xenos part...just gross!
Ever since we got the orders from Not Holy Terror from the Man Emperor of Mankind, what was left of our organisation had to reform...seeing as how every Puritan Inquisitor and troops got lost in the warp....
I think it was a missed opportunity to not have the Dark Angels portrayed by the scene of Patrick describing his Secret Box, the box that contains the most secrety secret in all of secretum.
Repost 0:00 - The Adeptus Mechanicus 0:05 - The Ecclesiarchy (AKA The Adeptus Ministorum) 0:15 - The Imperial Guard 0:25 - Imperial Knights 0:32 - The Inquisition 0:52 - Rouge Traders 0:58 - The Sisters of Battle (AKA The Adepta Sororitas) 1:01 - The Skitarii (Military force for the Adeptus Mechanicus) 1:04 - The Space Marines 1:05 - Chaos Corrupted Guardsmen/Cultists 1:07 - Chaos Space Marines 1:08 - Chaos 1:23 - Khorne (One the Four Chaos Gods 1:33 - Nurgle (One the Four Chaos Gods) 1:40 - Slaanesh (One the Four Chaos Gods) 1:45 - Tzeentch (One the Four Chaos Gods) 1:57 - The Eldar 2:01 - The Dark Eldar 2:06 - The Orkz 2:11 - The Tau Empire 2:24 - The Necrons 2:29 - The Tyranids
"Whats that xeno saying?"
'I dont know but hes got a pulse rifle'
Memezeek kek
do you mean anime suit
Mitchell Sidebottom that's my philosophy
Memezeek the Tau
AR2
Dark Eldars - "Now I can stay here and enjoy myself"
I died laughing
@Un-broken and victorious
And then the slaneshi daemons poured into commoragh
its even better
"now i HAVE TO stay here and enjoy myself"
In the Grim Darkness of Bikini Bottom, there is only mr krabs.
WHERE IS MR. KRABS!
FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB!!!
Blood Crustaceans primarch
*KRABBY PATTY TO THE KRABBY GOD! MONEY TO THE MONEY THRONE*
Warboss Plankton: Oh yeah Mr. Krabs...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHG!
Tyranids were spot on. "Hungry! Still hungry!"
And so were the Eldars.
No one says
"Oh dang tyranids"
They go
"AHHHAHAHAHAHSHAHHHAHADKWBRUE"
"CRUNCH CRUNCH"
I think Tyranids were made by the old ones to wipe the slate clean
"Thirsty!"
@@noisemarine561 Well they nailed that as well as they did with the orks...
Production Quality = 0/10
Entertainment Value = 11/10
Thonk Tank perfectly balanced
As all videos should be
That when know you made a good shitpost.
Low in budget but high in humor.
💯
Warhammer Fantasy factions portrayed by Spongebob.
I love how Slanesh part is LOUDER that rest.
this silence displeases slaneesh!
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW~
THEY BEG FOR SOUND
That’s a good name
I approve
This silence offends SLAANESH
Adeptus Mechanicus: "We have HOLY technology"!
**proceeds to violently shove a stc into a juice maker**
The Mechanicum never ceases to amuse me.
Slate Garner MAKE PEEEEEEEEEEE-NIS INTO ROHBT
I'll bring the power dildos
Adeptus Mechanicus: You know what the problem is with the God Emperor? You’ve got his throne set to M for malfunctioning when you should’ve set it to W for Working.
beep bop boop
That part with Space Marine and Chaos Space Marine is absolutely perfect with the context of the scene.
The little bit with the Lost and the Damned right before was a nice touch
The Gods: “do this for Chaos!”
CSM: “FOR CHAOS!!!”
The Emperor: “Do this because I told you to.”
SM: “BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TOOOOO!!”
-Necron Tomb World awakens...
The Eldar: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"
Original Necrons are best Necrons.
yote
"when you stop creating BDSM gods through being total fuckbois"
The Deciever: "Oooh, shots fired!"
AnomalyINC yeah that’s why I stick to 5th edition. GW keeps ruining it lately.
"Magic conch, what should we do to get out of this creepy forest?"
"Nothing."
That's like the imperium I know.
One could also make that argument for the Eldar and their non-stop prophecies.
"What do the prophecies say about how to get out of this creepy forest?"
"Nothing."
"All is lost!!!"
No, the Imperium are much more about blind faith.
@@GeneralKenobi75 EVRYBODYS AN IDIOT XCEPT FOR ME
Magic Pain Glove, tell me what to do.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
The glove has spoken.
@@heraldyvraine8543 god-Emperor: i'm going to stop you right there
The Tau part was perfect!
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
THE GREATER GOOD
Your profile pic is perfect.
"What's that xeno talking about?"
"I don't know but he has a battlesuit."
*cheering ensues*
I didn't think I was gunna laugh this video. But I totally did during the Tau. It's a spicy meme.
For all the Non Warhammer 40k fans:
0:00 - The Adeptus Mechanicus - Cybernetic humans that worship and hoard technology.
0:05 - The Ecclesiarchy (AKA The Adeptus Ministorum) - Think of the Catholic Church during the Spanish Inquisition, on Steroids.
0:15 - The Imperial Guard - Main military force of the Imperium, Not very powerful but make up for it with large numbers of troops, tanks and airships.
0:25 - Imperial Knights - Giant robots piloted by skilled nobility, who pass down said nobility for generations, almost like in Battletech.
0:32 - The Inquisition - Exactly how they sound. Their job is to hunt down the enemies of mankind that lurk behind the scenes, they have infinite power.
0:52 - Rouge Traders - Nobility whose job is to explore new worlds, and occasionally supply already existing ones...for a price, of course.
0:58 - The Sisters of Battle (AKA The Adepta Sororitas) - Nuns with guns and Flamethrowers, main fighting force of the Adeptus Ministorum.
1:01 - The Skitarii (The Adeptus Mechanicus) - Robotic slaves, the Mechaicus version of the Imperial Guard.
1:04 - The Space Marines - Genetically bread super-soldiers, built by the Emperor of Mankind himself, the poster boys of the whole franchise.
1:05 - Chaos Corrupted Guardsmen/Cultists - What happens when you listen to the voices in your head. Absolutely batshit crazy.
1:07 - Chaos Space Marines - Space Marines that also listened to the voices in their heads. The Arch Enemy of the Imperium and equally crazy.
1:08 - Chaos Daemons/Chaos Spawn - Monsters made by the Chaos gods, or People that didn't stop listening to the voices in their heads.
1:23 - Khorne (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Blood, Skulls and Violence.
1:33 - Nurgle (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Disease, Poxes and Decay.
1:40 - Slaanesh (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Pleasure, Pain and Excess.
1:45 - Tzeentch (One the Four Chaos Gods) - God of Plots, Magic and Forbidden Knowledge.
1:57 - The Eldar - Snobby Condescending Space Elves.
2:01 - The Dark Eldar - Snobby Condescending Space Elves, that like to capture and torture people.
2:06 - The Orkz - Pretty much exactly what you think Orcs are, but they have crude technology.
2:11 - The Tau Empire - Minor alien race that grew out of control, and are now a bunch of Hi-Tech Space Communists.
2:24 - The Necrons - Ancient aliens who were tricked into transferring their souls into ancient robot bodies by a malevolent space God. They hate anything that lives, literally.
2:29 - The Tyranids - Imagine H.R. Geiger combined with H.P. Lovecraft. Or the Borg combined with Xenomorphs. They can wipe out a planet in a matter of days. Very Bad News.
But seriously, if you are new to 40k, give it a go. Its an amazing universe with a ton of backstory that gives no fucks and pulls absolutely no punches whatsoever.
How exactly do you start without knowing anything about it?
@@Vandheleister just read every codex from every faction, if you like the lore proceed to read horus heresy saga and other novels from the franchise.
@@Vandheleister I started with the very man the introduction begins with... The God Emperor of man
@@Vandheleister read books, maybe watch some youtube stuff (not onemindsyndicate)
John Ken my first introduction was the third person shooter war hammer space marine but I would recommend you watch if the emperor had a text to speech device, it’s hilarious and so far has covered quite a bit of the lore
Cutest depiction of Tyranids ever.
RunsWithBears Cute but Devouring
Baneblade Driver: "Aww, Dang Tyranids"
Right!
So would the Emperor be handsome Squidward?
Genius
Handsome Squidward is actually Lorgar:
i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/795/287/078.jpg
no thats sanginus hes got the perfect face for it
@@user-unos111 Well, it is said each Primarch inherited something from the Emperor. Magnus his psychic potential, Dorn his dutifulness and resilience, Angron his sense of justice, Vulkan his compassion, Horus his charisma... I read somewhere that Lorgar had inherited his looks, that they were almost copycats. If that's true, the Emps would look like Lorgar, and by extension like Handsome Squidward
The chaos undivided part oh my god
0:38 Knights Errant (prototype of the Imperial Inquisition) Nathaniel Garro and Iacton Qruze attemp to question a traitor space marine of the XX Legio Astartes on the location of his primarch, Alpharius. (012.M31, colorized)
"What's he saying?"
"I don't know, the background music is louder than the dialogue."
The worst part is that its all true
Bitsandbolts 2:00
The Skitarii one made me laugh.
Kitten- "You do realize im a highlord of Terra right?"
Skitarii- "YoU Do ReAlizE ACceSs..DENIIIIED~"
This video is HERESY!
nexal nights
Your face is heresy.
Friendship is magic!... And magic is heresy!!
The representation of Chaos was perfect
XToverdrive bring more bolters
NicolBolas2 get eldar to throw orks at em.
Or not i mean they'll do it regardless :/
the eldar top kek
That one was the funniest
Then they proceed murderfuck a chaos God into exsistence.
@@argumentumadhominem3977 To be fair, the eldar faction in the 41st milennium are the faction which ran away from their murderfucking cousins. The dark eldar are the ones who not only caused the fall, but learned absolutely nothing from their past actions
@@noaccount4 You're referring to the craftworld eldar.
So freaking accurate
Heyo
@@comandercarnis sup
@@myduckisonqauck7227 been a while hasn't it m8
@@comandercarnis yeah you don't use Google+ anymore. I only see you in comments video from video lul.
@@myduckisonqauck7227 I do use it I just never found another star wars community after the first one went silent
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" - would be the emperor
also the one where he's being fed lima beans should have been the dark evles.
Oh man the big guy in spiky bondage feeding Krabs lima beans would have been PERFECT for the Dark Eldar
Guardsmen should have been AAAANCHOVIEEEEES
ultimatum1895 Yeah, Weak but overwhelming
"CHARGE THEM"
*Ork horde in the horizon.*
"CHARGE THEM!!"
'hows about you lead from the front commissar!'
@@KossolaxtheForesworn instantly get headshot by the commissar
Nah, more like "You planted grass?" "GRASS?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
@@lewisirwin5363 the green tide
Genestealer Cults: When Squidward eats too many crabby patties "what am I gonna blow up?"
"No they'll go to your thighs...and than you blow up"
"In the grim dark Bikini bottom there's only dumbness". Heck, this video is so accurate.
I like to imagine a guardsman watching his planet drained of biomass thinking to himself, "oh dang tyranids"
patties for the patty god, chum for the chum throne
Warhammer Adventures, first draft
1:Adeptus Mechanicus - They worship machines and make all the weapons.
2:?
3:Astra Militarum or Imperial guard - They're the basic human soldiers.
4:imperial knights - They're huge mechs.
5:The Inquisition - Their motto is "Innocence proves nothing." and they are extremely good at their job at interrogating people and killing xenos.
6:?
7:Sisters of battle - extremely zealous space nuns that will literally drop churches from low orbit to bomb a battlefield while blasting war hymns.
8:Skitaari - they are a part of the Adeptus mechanicus.
9:Space marines - Super soldiers, with multiple organs, tougher skin, extremely long lifespans, they are the most recognizable part of Warhammer 40K.
10:?
11:Chaos marines - Space marines corrupted by the warp that fight with demons and serve the gods of the warp.
12:Chaos - demons and all sorts of horrifying creatures that reside in the warp.
13:Khorne - He is the Demon god of War death and skulls. He is a fair god that will not backstab you but will fight you directly.
14:Nurgle - The demon god of Pestilence, stagnation and rot. He is joked about loving everyone, because we all die and rot.
15:Slaanesh - He/She is the demon god of excess, they revel in pain, pleasure and are extremely perverted. They are worshipped by the Dark Eldar.
16:Tseench - This guy is the demon god of fate, he loves making schemes and planning, basically he loves screwing everyone over.
17:Eldar - Space elves who caused Slaanesh to be born. Now a shadow of their former selves, they are desperately trying to save their species, while being huge dicks to everyone else.
18:Dark eldar - Eldar who started to worship Slaanesh to save their species, because of that they are extremely disgustingly perverted and will do all sorts of horrible torture to everything to appease Slaanesh.
19:Orks - They are a fun faction, brutish and brash but extremely fun.
20:Tau - A faction that fights for "The greater good" now that might make them seem good but they are also a shady faction.
21:Nekrons - Undead Terminators that cannot die and hate all life.
22:Tyranids - Like the Flood from Halo, they consume everything in their path, replenish their ranks and repeat those steps.
The Chaos clip killed me
We have technology
Gas Alpha And yet they don't know how to repair or replicate most of it.
@@owenparris7490 DON'T OFFEND THE HOLY SPIRIT OF THE MACHINE
"In the grim darkness of the far Sea, There is only war."
Agents of Chaos are the reason why Spongebob sucks now...
How dare thy speak ill of our dear spongebob. Prepare to be eradicated heretic!
He did not always suck... but then he was corrupted by servants of Nurgle...
because of tzeench's dickery
HERESY: this "shell" can not possibly compare to the holy might of the emperor!
the shell is connected to the Astronomican.
EXTERMINATUS!!
This shell is an ancient life form from holy Terra
*Tyranids devour entire system whilst saying “still hungry”*
Kryptman: Oh, dang Tyranids
The Tyranids part couldn't possibly be more on point
text/labels on the groups/faction icons would have been nice, but god damn was this good :)
Too accurate. Seriously, do you secretly work for GW?
Same name and profile pic. Imposter!
Damn
@@wrongfulfishyt Pardon me, gentlemen, but would any of you two be Alpharius?
You cannot convince me Tzeentch wasn't the direct inspiration for the creators of that scene.
man Dawn of War's main theme is gorgeous
I like how the Tyranids are just hungry
Guardsman mocking Eldar: "everyones an idiot except for me".
Eldar Warlock: "well it's true".
Ah yes, the terrifying hunger of Hive Fleet Nemotoad.
Eldar Tau and Necrons were hilarious
I never thought SpongeBob was so dark
good but is it just me or was the music too loud?
Mortarion THE QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH
A Trap SLAANESH DEMANDS HEAVY METAL AT FULL VOLUME
creepswork-tier
IT SURE IS QUIET TODAY
I think it's to avoid a copyright claim.
nice touch 1:28 Squidward changing to the Mark of Khorne
At first I wondered how you were going to do slaneesh, spongebob is a kid's show. Then I proceeded to spit my drink out laughing
THAT FREEBLADE (Inperial Knight)PART WAS ACCURATE.
The scene for Tzeentch is spot on.
Love the dawn of war music in the background lmao.
"Everyone is an idiot except for me, we'll its true", perfectly represent the eldar. I was dying 😂
The tank vs robot scene could've also been Mechanics vs Dark Mechanicus
Or the tank showing a Baneblade image
0:30
BAAAAANNNNNNBLADDDDEEEEEEE
Looks more like a Leman Russ Tank
@@lorddodge2867 *Seaman Rust tank
@@Manglet762 Ok, you've won
The worst part about this is that it’s actually pretty accurate
who could have guessed that warhammer and spongebob had such a big fanbase intersection
NONSENSE & Grimdark
Spongebob
MR KRABS & Plankton are both evil
Also memes many many memes
Spongebob can be use alot of ways this is now more terrifying coz it exactly show every faction of 40k
Warhammer 40k in nutshell
"Everyone's an idiot except for me" That fits the Eldar perfectly.
Thanks for the music. Now I need to go play Dawn of War for the umpteen-millionth time.
👌 perfect
TZICH
-HAHAHHAHHHAAAAA
This only proves that variety makes chaos awesome.
I want Warhmmer Fantasy factions portrayed by Spongebob.
I didn't realise what the Eldar one was meant to portray, after listening to some of the voice lines from Dawn of War, I now get it
2:16 *Tau spokes-tau: [speaking in basic low gothic]* The hard laborer shall no longer suffer the greed of this Imperium's endless exploitation of it's masses! We, the tau "collective" shall liberate you, "Geu'vesa" ("human helpers") one planetary invasion at a time!
*Manufactorum worker#2000027:* Hey what's that xenos saying? That we don't have to slave away in the manufactorums anymore, we are "free" to choose? I kinda like it but...at the same time it sounds WAY to "good" to be true, y'know what I mean? (pluse there xenos too..)
*Manufactorum worker#3330001:* Dunno, but did you see those "battledsuits"?! I want to see if these "aliens" would raise me to pilot such "holy" machines! Not to mention those cute female tau pilots! (I mean for non-humans that is..)
*Manufactorum worker#2000027:* Actually I think one of those "tau" interprators from earlier told me there called da..."crisis suits" (or equivalent in our tounge), Or something like that, could barley understand'em.
*Manufactorum worker#3330001:* What ever man, I still want to pilot one!
*Manufactorum worker#2000027:* Yeah that'd be fun! Also on that whole "fraternizing" with the female xenos part...just gross!
You could add noise marines on the jellyfish episode
Mr. Krabs: “You and what army?”
Necrons: “Only the army of the living dead.”
After learning about the lore behind 40K, I can truly appreciate this.
1:08
Shoulda been Tzeentch
Ever since we got the orders from Not Holy Terror from the Man Emperor of Mankind, what was left of our organisation had to reform...seeing as how every Puritan Inquisitor and troops got lost in the warp....
The Inquisition is spot on
Bro you’re a fucking chad for that description. Can’t believe you took the time to make that description.
I like it how both slaanesh parts were perfect.
The one with the strangler was even purple!
First one was inaccurate, patrick would’ve fucked the computer
Why is this video suddenly receiving newfound attention? Was it posted somewhere?
Ronnie300Fan91 It was recommend.
I found it in the recommended too.
Same here.
Friend gave me a link since I watched a good walkthrough of the ps3 game. And showed it to several people who know and didn't know of it
the grim atmospheric music is a great addition
This video is… 1:45
1:49
Can't believe I lost it in the first 2 seconds... I considered myself more mature than that.
Can confirm, that's how we do it in the Mechanicum.
I love how it went from a Renegade to a Chaos Space Marine against the loyalist 😂
I imagine an imperial ship being eating by the tyranits and the astropath saying "oh...those tyranits"
How have i not seen this in 2 years!? Brilliant
That’s is the best way to describe chaos I’ve ever seen
(Planet is devoured)
Doh, dang tyranids.
I’ve always seen admech as that scene thank you for the validation
White Scars: you wanna see me run to that rock? You wanna see me do it again?
That part with the imperial guard kill me, so bloody meat ball accurate
I think it was a missed opportunity to not have the Dark Angels portrayed by the scene of Patrick describing his Secret Box, the box that contains the most secrety secret in all of secretum.
I’ve never seen the orcs and adeptus mechanicus so well represented lol
Repost
0:00 - The Adeptus Mechanicus
0:05 - The Ecclesiarchy (AKA The Adeptus Ministorum)
0:15 - The Imperial Guard
0:25 - Imperial Knights
0:32 - The Inquisition
0:52 - Rouge Traders
0:58 - The Sisters of Battle (AKA The Adepta Sororitas)
1:01 - The Skitarii (Military force for the Adeptus Mechanicus)
1:04 - The Space Marines
1:05 - Chaos Corrupted Guardsmen/Cultists
1:07 - Chaos Space Marines
1:08 - Chaos
1:23 - Khorne (One the Four Chaos Gods
1:33 - Nurgle (One the Four Chaos Gods)
1:40 - Slaanesh (One the Four Chaos Gods)
1:45 - Tzeentch (One the Four Chaos Gods)
1:57 - The Eldar
2:01 - The Dark Eldar
2:06 - The Orkz
2:11 - The Tau Empire
2:24 - The Necrons
2:29 - The Tyranids
The DoW main menu theme made all the difference. Possibly the best tune ever to feature on GW licensed vidya geym
Custodes should've been that one scene with the guy about to stab himself with a fake spear going, "Someday... But not today."
The guy that made this better be blessed by the emperor because this level of accuracy is godly
"What must we do to get out of the kelp forest"
Sacred Vox Shell: "PRAISE THE EMPEROR! PRAY FOR DELIVERANCE!"
The mechanichus part was spot on
That is the most accurate depiction of the Eldar I have ever seen.
This help me understand the lore more thank you
A worthy addition to the Black Library, bröther.
I've never even played warhammer, I'm literally just using this as Lore