Death Guard was well done. However, I feel Alpha Legion could've been better with the scene in Squidward's house when everyone claimed to be Squidward.
Oh great powers of Chaos, what should we do to escape the Imperial dogs? *Pulls on string attached to tortured daemonically possessed sacrifice* "NOTHING"-the sacrifice moans ALL HAIL THE GODS OF CHAOS!
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@@rexlumontad8078 really? Do you have some kind of source? Because as far as I know the chapters history was partly destroyed and forgotten. Which of course gives a strong evidence to assume they were once part if a traitor legion. I beg pardon for any linguistics mistakes since it isn't my native language
Well it IS the Warp. It's 10,000 years for the rest of us, but for him he could have only been in there for a few minutes. Throw in the fact that he's a daemon who perceives time differently and he has a legit excuse. Or he's just fuckin' lazy.
He didn't even really do anything after Erebus corrupted Horus. He was at Isstvan V and got his ass handed to him by Corax and had to have Curze save his useless ass
I feel like IV and VII should be interchanged. HEAR ME OUT: Squidward is being extremely paranoid (unexpected and impossible air assault) which iw more like Iron Warriors than Imperial Fists. But it is hilarious either way!😅
Mozu Deadeye To be honest, impossible attacks, like popping out of nowhere, is the only real way to attack Holy Terra. Dorn is right to fortify against any attack.
jaelee1996 Plus, "paranoia" is exactly the opposite of what Rogal outwardly displays when forifying his position (or ever), but I still think the video does good representing his legion, the IFs.
Don't forget that Garviel Loken more or less called the Sons of Horus a crock of shit, donned the Luna Wolves colors and went in screaming FOR DA EMPRAH!
Joseph Rabozzi Actually Horus was tempted by the powers of Chaos, and as such led a rebellion to dismantle everything The Emperor had worked on. Killing his son, putting him in critical condition, forcing him to be place upon The Golden Throne to preserve his life and also preventing Earth, or Terra, from being pulled into The Warp, and basically fucking up Humanity’s plan to conquer the stars for millennia’s to come. Horus literally fucked everything up just because a weird squid demon told him that he’d get tons of power. So to make Horus pay for his transgression against basically all of humanity, The Emperor popped him out of existence with the last remnant of his power
Dark Angels: "Listen here, ya little Watcher in the Dark. No one, and I mean NO ONE can ever know about this. It'll be the end of you, it'll be the end of me, and most importantly, it'll be the end of ME."
Why does this keep getting recommended to me? I don't know anything about 40k. I mean, it's still funny, but I'm honestly just as confused as I am amused.
Schloope Warhammer 40k is a Sci-fi multimedia setting and Tabletop game. This video is about portaying the cultures of the Space Marine Legions; armies of Bioengineered Warriors who were created to conquer the galaxy in the name of the Imperium of man, only for half of the legions and their leaders to betray the Imperium. It's amazing. Check it out.
Focuses on Salamanders' fire fetish, ignores being one of the only chapters to prioritize lives over pretty much anything else, and being basically the most human of the chapters. Typical.
Love the Dark Angels one: DA:"We did some really terrible shit 10000 years back, maybe, we kinda don't know what we exacly did but it was a terrible sin" Rest of the Imperium trying to survive with all the crap they are dealing today:"We don't care, now help up fight of these killer-robots/demons from hell/space commies/killer fungae/bugs that eat planets" DA:"Woe is us" -Starts playing Linking Park in the background Rest of the Imperium:"WTF is his problem?"
Big difference though iron warriors smashed the fist's with the iron cage incident and iron warriors also breached the imperial palace 2 nothing iron warriors.
I think the scene where SpongeBob and Patrick are discussing being felons would be more accurate in portraying the Night Lords since the Chapter is composed of criminals.
my interpretation as a guy who don't know anything about warhammer 40k I legion: they're uber religious and cry at everything III legion: I guess they're the marine band corp or fucking love explosion IV legion: obsess about maintain fort V legion: some sort of vehicle based marine corp VII legion: IV legion on wings VIII legion: edgelords IX legion: vampire fetishist X legion: love yelling XIII legion: pretentious elite XIV legion: mutants XV legion: nerds XVI legion: conspiracy theorist XVII legion: fucking useless XVIII legion: pyromaniacs XVIII raven guard: spies XX legion: spies on steroid.
Patrick Tener depends on which is better: "Magnus, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is..." "A witch?" "No, that's not right." "A mutant?" "Closer, but no." "A heretic." "Abomination." "An emissary of the dark gods!" Or "We do not worship him!" "Lorgar, you've been wearing God-Emperor of Man underwear for three centuries straight, what do you call that?" "...Worship"
I still can’t believe father erased my existence from the imperial records, and for the record i’m still alive..... Trapped in the northern edge of the galaxy by a warp storm with my space slann friends and squat mercenaries.... All original members of the II legion are dead, replaced by new “lightning marines” as I like to call them, they’re a lot like thunder warriors honestly, even have the tendency for dropping dead from spontaneous organ failure. Please send help.
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River777 Yo mama
Black Templars: "We did it Patrick, we saved the city!"
*purged.
That sounds more like the Inquisition
In my opinion it sounds more like sororitas
..by burning it all down.
PUUUUUUUUUUURGING WITH MY KIIIIIIIIIIIN!
**I AM FORTIFYING THIS POSITION!!!**
**screams in imperial fist**
I am fortifying this comment.
*screams in imperial fist"
Piroclanidis Father, why would you be afraid of fecal matter?
"The best offense is a good defense." - Rogal Dorn
*fortifications intensifies*
Death Guard was well done. However, I feel Alpha Legion could've been better with the scene in Squidward's house when everyone claimed to be Squidward.
I was expecting the scene from the same episode where spongebob breaks into patricks house, makes a tonne of noise but still doesn't wake him up
who are the Night Lords, though? are they a traitor legion or something?
Yeah, Konrad Curze
I agree on that.
deathguard should have been better where spongebob got mouthbreath from his selfmade breakfest
Oh great powers of Chaos, what should we do to escape the Imperial dogs?
*Pulls on string attached to tortured daemonically possessed sacrifice*
"NOTHING"-the sacrifice moans
ALL HAIL THE GODS OF CHAOS!
Shut up you HERETIC
yeah thats pretty much it
I'm gonna need more flamethrower for THIS Heresy...
Hmm maybe it's *all part of the plan*
THE SACRIFICE HAS SPOKEN!
"FORT ROGAL IS NOW ALL BUT IMPENETRABLE!"
- Imperial Fists Space Marine.
Dr.Martex *Yes*
*I am fortifying this position, Father.*
*No.*
Hector Barrera *Why would it need to be tighter than Dorn's rectum?*
@@kabob0077 so no heresy goes in
Faith is purest when it is unquestioning b0ss *How would Heresy even go into Dorn's rectum?*
@@Erfierazgzb0ss4u heresy is a non-physical concept, it has no need to enter through the rectum.
He's Alpharius, he's Alpharius, you are Alpharius, I AM ALPHARIUS!
Are there any OTHER Alpharius I should know about?
Texas Dice what about Omegon?
We don't talk about Omegon.
Texas Dice FOR THE EMPEROR!
I am sparticus.
The one behind you
Imperial Fists and Word Bearers are *too* real.
The ultramarine one was also accurate as hell
@@cyberdance4578 white scars too
Damn the Word bearers...
*Laughs in necron*
ayy fellow szarekh loyal servant
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God-Emperor Howard *laughs in more DAKKA*
Hey! Hey.. gaze upon this. *Condescending Necron Laughter*
*laughs in T’au*
For all of you asking about Blood Ravens, they are not one of the original 20 Legions.
Kaiser Seagull Because the Blood Ravens are the Loyalist Chapter of the Thousand Sons!
@@rexlumontad8078 really? Do you have some kind of source? Because as far as I know the chapters history was partly destroyed and forgotten. Which of course gives a strong evidence to assume they were once part if a traitor legion.
I beg pardon for any linguistics mistakes since it isn't my native language
@@sprobst8380 it is the prevailing theory. Note - THEORY
@@RyChu05_Pleasing05 Yeah I guessed that it is a fan theory. So I am sure there is a blog or TH-cam videos about it?
Thank you by the way
They were made purely for the Dawn of War games, simple as
Word Bearers is hilariously true, lorgar's been meditating in the warp far 10 thousand bloody years and not doing much else
pyromaniac aardvark ...seriously?
Does his demonic ass not get cramps?
Magnus and Perturabo sitting on their planet and do nothing as well.
Mortarion is active but not as much as Angron.
To be fair the other daemon primarchs have been sitting on their asses doing nothing too.
Well it IS the Warp. It's 10,000 years for the rest of us, but for him he could have only been in there for a few minutes. Throw in the fact that he's a daemon who perceives time differently and he has a legit excuse.
Or he's just fuckin' lazy.
He didn't even really do anything after Erebus corrupted Horus. He was at Isstvan V and got his ass handed to him by Corax and had to have Curze save his useless ass
I would have gone with Patrick going on a rampage in that Valentine's episode for the World Eaters
"I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!!" _(Revs up chain axe)_
Agreed. Some of us are surprisingly soft spoken outside of killing. But don't make us mad. We got the Butchers Nails.
I died laughing at the II and XI Legion.
Humble Guardsman fuck you
Roman Centurion I wish he had :v
Levi Armendariz
Why sir, Im flattered.
Roman Centurion
Hes madder than Khorne, and hornier than Slaanesh. He really should calm his tits.
lol
The Sons of Horus: "This is a load of barnacles".
0:46
Kitten: Rogal! What are you doing!?
Rogal: I am fortifying this position
WHY!?!?!
@@michaelolmos8257 The best offense. Is a good defense.
Emperor bless Rogal Dorn
My favourite chapter
Imperial Fist had me rolling.
I am fortifying this position!
I feel like IV and VII should be interchanged. HEAR ME OUT: Squidward is being extremely paranoid (unexpected and impossible air assault) which iw more like Iron Warriors than Imperial Fists. But it is hilarious either way!😅
Mozu Deadeye To be honest, impossible attacks, like popping out of nowhere, is the only real way to attack Holy Terra. Dorn is right to fortify against any attack.
jaelee1996 Plus, "paranoia" is exactly the opposite of what Rogal outwardly displays when forifying his position (or ever), but I still think the video does good representing his legion, the IFs.
“Magic pain glove, what should I do?”
- TTS
0:40 how the imperial palace became continent sized
Last was the perfect representation for the two unknown legion.
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"No, this is Alpharius."
*DO NOT SPEAK OF THE WOLVES*
Don't worry, we can always summon Kaldor Draigo!
Patryk Wójtowicz
IIIIII
AAAAAMMMM
THE WOOOOOLVES!!!!!!
ALL IS DUST!!!!
FFFFUUCCKKKIINNGG FURRIES!!!
*RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES YOU IDIOTS!*
I'M SOILED THE GOOD DARK ANGELS NAME! SOILED IT... SOILED IT... SOILED IT... SOILED IT...
There there, its okay... The Dark Angels *NEVER* had a good name for you to soil. SPACE WOLVES FOR LIFE!!!
imsocrazyicankillyouall
weldonwin shut up you furry fuck lion bros for life
@@mikilgene3851 make him repent, Asmodai
Wouldn't the Death Guard be more akin to the episode where Spongebob has the Suds?
Too bad you actually have to be invested in 40, 000k to remotely understand the context.
GlitchyStream
*Insert Rick&Morty le high IQ meme*
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and spongebob
Kaiser Seagull no you cant do this. Thats like explaining a joke - shure you get it now but its not funny enymore
@@Animaster89 only for those who don't understand the lore
The white scars, imperial fists, night lords, iron warriors, and word bearers, thousand sons and death guard wer absolutely SPOT-ON
Imperial Fists made me laugh so hard.. my favorite chapter and I agree!!!!
Iron hands and sons of horus was too good
@Joseph Rabozzi there was a period called the Horus Heresy in which Horus essentially led a rebellion against the Imperium of Man and the emperor
Don't forget that Garviel Loken more or less called the Sons of Horus a crock of shit, donned the Luna Wolves colors and went in screaming FOR DA EMPRAH!
Joseph Rabozzi Actually Horus was tempted by the powers of Chaos, and as such led a rebellion to dismantle everything The Emperor had worked on. Killing his son, putting him in critical condition, forcing him to be place upon The Golden Throne to preserve his life and also preventing Earth, or Terra, from being pulled into The Warp, and basically fucking up Humanity’s plan to conquer the stars for millennia’s to come. Horus literally fucked everything up just because a weird squid demon told him that he’d get tons of power. So to make Horus pay for his transgression against basically all of humanity, The Emperor popped him out of existence with the last remnant of his power
I like how you had many clips not usually used in these portrayed by spongebob videos, nice job.
3/10 no muscle bound naked custodes pillar men.
Dark Angels: "Listen here, ya little Watcher in the Dark. No one, and I mean NO ONE can ever know about this. It'll be the end of you, it'll be the end of me, and most importantly, it'll be the end of ME."
The Blood Angels representation is way too accurate, how do you do it SpongeBob?
John Sandoval When it comes to Spongebob clips, you often see what you want to see.
Gud
OUR GLORIOUS EMPEROR!!! YOU SHINE US WITH YOUR PRESENCE!!
Reading this comment section has informed me that people are both more into spongebob and 40k at the same time that I thought was possible.
The blood ravens are just plankton trying to steal the krabby patty formula.
Nah, they're Mr. Krabs stealing everything on Free Day. The Oyster's Pearl? A c'tan.
Night Lords: "...Spiders are scary. You? You're not scary."
I thought alpha legion would be when everyone was calling themselves squidward
Why does this keep getting recommended to me? I don't know anything about 40k. I mean, it's still funny, but I'm honestly just as confused as I am amused.
Have you watched any other Spongebob meme videos? Like "Fanbases Portrayed by Spongebob?"
Yeah. I'm sure it's just that, I just don't understand why it's always recommending this Warhammer one. I've never seen anything Warhammer before.
You should.
Schloope Warhammer 40k is a Sci-fi multimedia setting and Tabletop game. This video is about portaying the cultures of the Space Marine Legions; armies of Bioengineered Warriors who were created to conquer the galaxy in the name of the Imperium of man, only for half of the legions and their leaders to betray the Imperium. It's amazing. Check it out.
Its funny because they're all retarded in their own way.
0.22 Actual footage of Failbaddon.
I almost died laughing at Imperial Fists and Word Bearers.
We soiled nothing, it was that bastard Lu... Forget I said anything... or else.
Ultramarines spot on, god damn😂
This was way more accurate then I was at first willing to give it credit for.
Black Templars - AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
Absolutely hilarious! How about doing the (more well known) Imperial Guard Regiments?
Challenge accepted
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I was expecting "suuuper...seeecret....special" for Alpha Legion.
Focuses on Salamanders' fire fetish, ignores being one of the only chapters to prioritize lives over pretty much anything else, and being basically the most human of the chapters. Typical.
It really does work a bit too well. HERESEY
"I am Fortifying this position"
"...why?"
"A good offense is a good defense"
Sons of Horus really made me chuckle.
Sooo this is genuinely one of the greatest things of all time...
when he split the grass and pulled out the binoculars for the Raven Guard I fucking died
Love the Dark Angels one:
DA:"We did some really terrible shit 10000 years back, maybe, we kinda don't know what we exacly did but it was a terrible sin"
Rest of the Imperium trying to survive with all the crap they are dealing today:"We don't care, now help up fight of these killer-robots/demons from hell/space commies/killer fungae/bugs that eat planets"
DA:"Woe is us" -Starts playing Linking Park in the background
Rest of the Imperium:"WTF is his problem?"
Dont you mean Linkin loyalist brother?
Linking Loyalists is for the Black "You aint ever going to get a seperate codex, so stop asking, you SECOND founding chapter" Templars
@@bvdemier1 Can still wosh it to be so ):
As someone who has a Iron Fist army thats pretty accurate to how I play
>Going to turn into a vampire
>Werewolf sound effect
Nailed it. Though I have to wonder, aren't there clips of people actually fighting or going to war in Spongebob?
Jacob Bielski yes
Clicked the video wondering how the title could be....was very pleased with the results, 9/10!
Bloodravens
Patrick: “Instead of burrowing the money why don’t we burrow the balloon!”
Blood ravens: were just borrowing!
I was thinking the white scars would've been the quickster scene
Squidward's House is Alpharius. Prove me wrong.
I would have done "I'm Dirty Dan" for the Alpha Legion.
Rogal Dorn: Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan.
Alpharius: Uh... I am. *Gets chopped in half*
Mmmmmmm, The blood angels are wrong, you must put SpongeBob crying with sadness next to a tombstone, or something like that.
You got Imperial Fists and Iron Warriors backwards. Iron Warriors' genetic flaw was their paranoia.
TheTrueFeleas Imperial Fists fortify everything
Techpriest Enginseer, so did Iron Warriors. Both were known for siege warfare in both defense and offense aspects.
Big difference though iron warriors smashed the fist's with the iron cage incident and iron warriors also breached the imperial palace 2 nothing iron warriors.
dude this was actually really accurate, hats off to you
*laughs in eldar, then betrays you*
Accurate.
I'd argue the paranoid nature of the iron warriors fits squidward.
The blood Angel's should've just been: Patrick: just do what I do when I have problems *SCREAM*
Reported for heresy
I’m watching this while not knowing a single thing about Space Marine legions.
Beware the alien. The mutant. The Appetizer.
I think Night Lords would've worked better with "This isn't your average everyday darkness...this is ADVANCED DARKNESS"
Fucking lost it for the sons of hours!
“This is a load of barnacles”
I think the scene where SpongeBob and Patrick are discussing being felons would be more accurate in portraying the Night Lords since the Chapter is composed of criminals.
The raven guard are so stealthy not even my right ear can find them
That feeling when you get both SpongeBob and Warhammer references...
No Lamenters, because that's how it always goes huh?
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Position: FORTIFIED
The 2nd and 11th are the Angry Marines and the Pretty Marines.
I love how hard the white font is to read.
The Salamanders totally got me.
I love this video.
*speaks gibberish nonsense while brawling with a 5 meter long wolf in an icy hellhole
As a proud dark angel I can relate
Ultra marines should’ve been “hey I saw you on tv last night” and on the tv is a smurfs movie
I'd be annoyed if i wasnt so impressed by your accuracy. well done.
Raven Guard labeled as XVIII (18) when they should be XIX (19)
Can’t help but wonder if this is what the Primarch’s would be if they all grew up together.
Ultra marines in a nutshell
U know, i dont know 40k lore. but i sure do love spongebob. thumbs up
my interpretation as a guy who don't know anything about warhammer 40k
I legion: they're uber religious and cry at everything
III legion: I guess they're the marine band corp or fucking love explosion
IV legion: obsess about maintain fort
V legion: some sort of vehicle based marine corp
VII legion: IV legion on wings
VIII legion: edgelords
IX legion: vampire fetishist
X legion: love yelling
XIII legion: pretentious elite
XIV legion: mutants
XV legion: nerds
XVI legion: conspiracy theorist
XVII legion: fucking useless
XVIII legion: pyromaniacs
XVIII raven guard: spies
XX legion: spies on steroid.
You got most of those correct, very well done
Wow nothing on TH-cam has made me laugh like this in a while. Well done!
2:16
Basically, Tzeench
And Magnus
_Their shelter has become their tomb..._
So would this make Mr. Krabs the God-Emperor? Or would that title belong to Goofy Goober himself?
Patrick Tener depends on which is better:
"Magnus, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is..." "A witch?" "No, that's not right." "A mutant?" "Closer, but no." "A heretic." "Abomination." "An emissary of the dark gods!"
Or
"We do not worship him!" "Lorgar, you've been wearing God-Emperor of Man underwear for three centuries straight, what do you call that?" "...Worship"
I still can’t believe father erased my existence from the imperial records, and for the record i’m still alive.....
Trapped in the northern edge of the galaxy by a warp storm with my space slann friends and squat mercenaries....
All original members of the II legion are dead, replaced by new “lightning marines” as I like to call them, they’re a lot like thunder warriors honestly, even have the tendency for dropping dead from spontaneous organ failure.
Please send help.
I died at the Sons of Horus part😂
I'm more surprised the Blood Ravens didn't get one lmao. It was good
The Blood Ravens weren't an original legion
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So accurate! Thank you
Personally I would’ve used the Hall Monitor episode for the Ultramarines.
Emperor's Children made me laugh harder than I'd like to admit