Can you beat Kirby before I build an IKEA table?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.พ. 2024
- Kirby but construction
Thank you to Muffin Snakes for the animation and the thumbnail art!
And thank you to the person that made the streamer awards remix of chug jug for editing this video
And an additional thank you to Endro for changing some of the wording you'll see in-game
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“The IKEA is simple” whoever said that deserves a medal
A+
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A CHABLE TAT
the top commentor
Indeed
Not a single medal. They deserve a huge trophy cup filled with medals.
it was almost: the ikea is table so it could have been better
I never thought building a table could be so romantic
Yo you’re here
The Vern Nation!?
🟨🔷️🟨
Vernation Deliberation right here.
Hey its the guy who I first found after watching a sophist video the very funny
“The ikea is simple. We’re going to build a chable, tat!”
-Daniel Failboat, 2024
th-cam.com/users/liveftQz8Sg1SU0?si=cLeWg7asvQQMkIOE
Hold on my brain just had an aneurism
Oh sh** my presence has been noticed by the boat
-faniel dailboat 4202
@@MamaTrixxieAsmr if you translate to English which you can you get sailboat beacon
9:29 "This smells like cyanide," Failboat's ill-mannered chat, mouth full of pasta, blurted out as they ate their last meal.
"That would be the explosives," he responded as he pulled out a bag of cheddar and slid it across the table.
🔥🔥🔥✍️
🔥🔥🔥✍️
The chedder was infact sharp
"were gonna build a chable tat!"
-failboat, 2024
(1:28)
“i just had an anyeirusm”
“Were gonna build a table chat”
"I haven't built one of these bad boys in a minute."
"Haha you guys can't even get yourselves over the first hill"
I love chable
"Meanwhile 🔪
I've already opened the box"
Chat's chaotic nature can only be matched by Dan's general incompetency
Yep…
He loses in like every competition he's in no matter who the opponent is
🤣
So true.
he really be putting the "fail" in "failboat"
1:28
A spoonerism is an occurrence in speech in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched between two words in a phrase. These are named after the Oxford don and ordained minister William Archibald Spooner, who reputedly did this.
Tanks for the weird af trivia 🤓
“Hya! I think that enemy got *the point*.”
spoonerism is such a good name for it tho
I often do that
oh interesting I didn’t know it had an actual name 😭
I'm so glad we kept the beam attack it has become one of the best jokes over and over again (whoever said we could part with it is dead to me)
I mean, I bet they knew that they would win so that’s why they bet it
Hello, i am the weapon seller, may i interest you in anything ?
(That's a joke, please don't call the police)
Hi can I buy a rocket launcher
@@64KOs that'll be 300$/€/Whatever idk your currency
Thank you I’m going to find the one who sacrificed beam attack
The IKEA is simple:
(Edit: I did not watch until the chat message yet I didn't mean to do a plagiarism dont sue me please for the love of god i am broke.
Because we are a hivemind, that thus means that we are broke. I spent it all on pasta, you're welcome 😊)
Said no body ever
This is joke
Edit: ok the chat said it
Wait I hadn't even watched to the chat message! Oops 😂
not for Daniel
SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET IS FUNNY SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO
hand us your money for stealing that joke
0:23
As someone who just spent 90$ on art today... It's worth every penny
At least its better than a 50k animation
@@san_d9995 and it doesn't contain anyone being parasocial! Simply perfect with a side of pasta
What kinda art ?
@@thequeenvsslime1 Rainworld fan character-
@@NekoEchoflower OH MY GOD THIX IZ THE LAZT PLACE I EXPECTED RAIN WORLD HOLY ZHIT HOLY ZHIT HOLY ZJOY /VVVPOZ
9:47 incredible timing, thanks for making me cackle like an idiot
So you-I WANT TO DIVORCE
I love how chat only worked together when Beam Attack of all things was in danger
The idea is simple:
Chat is playing the entire game when i assembled the Lego death star
Honestly a good idea
@@supercamborg4218I agree
I feel like that's not fair. Chat has such a head start
The sequel nobody asked for
he needs to do this
'We're gonna build a chable, tat!'
I've never laughed so hard at someone switching up letters before XD
I'm impressed he caught it and corrected himself, he's funny that way xD
2:38 greatest retort in history
“Popple Battle” kicking in at 3:10 as chat dodged Boat was a nice touch.
2:36 the knock got me! note to the editor: I HATE YOU🤣
Agreed
Don't you mean a note to noteblock
To my back left lies a second story window. I have never been that terrified before.
Bro that was almost a poem
To My back left lies,
A second story window to which I'm- terrified,
To open wide,
For beyond it, shadows hide,
Nocking softly, fear amplified.
@@theredstonerecognizer9241tf is up with this thread 💀
Chat is a hero. It risked the memes to get that date
5:56 "oh no :O table!"
9:18
I'm so happy my chat got in.
What's your damage 🤣
I may not be failboat but I give you permission to eat the table
9:30 is mine :)
Yo you where spamming father can we eat the table too?!
@@RubyUp-sb7mkcyanide candles are indeed lovely
Bro did the BEAM ATTACH! im so glad that we won and got to go on a date with father.
Bro chat got failboat stuck on kirby like he builds a table while chat trys to become a working single organism
0:20 I think he hates making a table
**still on Earth**
Where is everyone?
:(
The table is simple
"The Ikea is Simple"
my day is much better after this
6:40 Literally every math teacher
*every teacher
The idea is shrimp.
You rule shrimp.
Go shrimp.
the idea is shrimple
Mankind is dead
Blood is fuel
Hell is full
Shrimps is bugs
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@@curiouscreator8806 I’ve been waiting for someone to say that
When he was knocking on the table there was a knock at my door and for a moment I thought that dan was at my door
R U N
2:16 Well we know why he got arrested
The idea is simple! We break in
I think that was edited into the video.
Perfect, a nice table to hold all of the pasta that Failboat's been getting buried in with the past videos
Don't you mean the pasta videos
@@autisticandproudsnephew3636 I am truly ashamed of myself with how long it took for me to get that joke-
Ngl one of the better dates I've been on. At least father covered the tab
That animation at the start was amazing! Muffinsnakes did an awesome job on it, and you did an amazing job on this video, Failboat!
1:28 same energy as "pran of cingles"
I remember chat laughing at him for dying to a waddle Dee moving in a linear pattern, few months later here they are dying to one
3:53
Influence rubbing off on the hive mind
1:47 chats just over here trying to inhale a star XD
10:49 best part of the video
I mean, I’m up for stealing Fail’s limbs
10:40
“anyway, you wanna make out”
- daniel failboat, father, 2024
1:23 best joke of the vid
The IKEA is simply
Our beam attack is our life line. Beam attack gives us immense power. Long live beam attack
🙇♂️
In conclusion:
Yes, you can build a Table BEFORE Twitch/TH-cam Chat could beat an Level of Kirby.
...unless if they offer you more tables in sacrification of something valuable
I’m very glad the intro bit tells chat that paying artists (AS YOU SHOULD) for a good quality product or animation can be expensive, more so even than furniture, especially for commercial use like this. So glad this artist was well paid and subtly tells chat that you are supposed to pay artists.
The hivemind known as chat may be chaotic, but threaten their overused well over a year old bit and they will unite
I remember joining right as Chat managed to get through the second plug, only to lose my internet before they finished the level. I had no idea what was going on but it was hilarious to see Failboat realize he was about to lose
My fire alarm literally went off when the fake fire alarm did 10:25
Bro I died when he went “ you know what it is. So you wanna make out?” When the fire alarms on and fire and smoke is everywheres😂
2:10 how did chat do that
edit: the Ikea is simple, failboat builds a chable to race against tat beating kirby
Giving Chat control over a character is like condemning said character to become a will-less vessel with a gajillion voices in their head commanding them to do wildly different tasks.
That is until Dan threatens the "Beam Attack", then they could dethrone God if they wanted.
Beam attack is love, beam attack is life
This is funni, especially the animation at the start.
Beam attack. I know the things dead, but NOT FOR ME.
1 : you could say it's FURNI
2 : BEAM ATTACK NEVER DIES
it's not dead. we saved it when it was threatened.
@@galladegamerletsplaysoh. I knew that!
@@gauthiervergison6332I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. :) Funni.
2:42 you mean your… SAWDUST, HA!
“Who wants to help me steal fails limbs?-“
-some cool guy
Best quote of 2024 Failboat:
The IKEA is simple
“The IKEA Is Simple..” my lord that person is the next Einstein.
table*
0:51 that was impressive
Never gonna give you up. (The music)
@@supasunotchi3355but sung by chat
@@nathanielboynton4561 Yes, of course.
6:51 Y'all if you look, you can see that Fail didn't reset the level, we where basically done and he got bambuzzled. Like i was smirking like a bastard when i noticed on the vod.
still, i want to hit the guy who told Father that it was for the greater good with one or multiple of Fail's tables
anyway
BEAM ATTACK
yes and thank you.
that waddle Dee has become more well known than purple shep
Bring back purple shep
0:15 Failboat would never be animated in his videos 🥣
IKR HIS CHARACTER IS ADORABLE
Dan has mastered the art of building a table.
Chat has mastered the ability to beat the first level of Kirby Star Allies.
i love building chable tat
2:21 im in the trees im in the breeze
10:42
9:53 had me chortlini
"The Ikea is simple" Top 10 best Failboat quotes (I only noticed the stream right when you finished the table. I am filled with immeasurable depression lol)
Chat will become as powerful as the sun when you threaten our beam attack.
"Wanna make out"
Bro knew what he was doing 💀 10:27
Failboat then: Minecraft videos
Failboat now: Kirby videos but the chat is a character and he has a date with them
this man had dinner with 4000+ people
A Poem out of rage:
At 2:36 a knock breaks the night's serene,
Beside my bed, an unexpected scene.
Heart racing, I dare to glance,
But outside, there's only stillness, no chance.
Chat is the type of person that would never give up beam attack for a date.
BREAKING NEWS: man has reached peak insanity and tries building a ikea table before maybe 4000 people beat the first level of kirby
This is the first time we seen a person so animated
Epic bounce 0:43
"I may have heard seven nos, but I heard one yes"
Truly the saying of the century
I might have said last year was chats arc but this year is truly the parasitic to symbiotic transition
I don't think I've ever seen Muffin Snakes draw humans
When beam attack was on the line, chat locked in
"Who wants to help me steal failboat's limbs?"
The quote of a life time
The chat got their wishes, they are getting the furniture they wanted.
4:13 Fail… you’re our father, we call you that… you… you can’t be our father and our date Fail
Sweet home chatlabama
Timestamps:
0:00 - 0:34 intro
0:34 - 6:09 Competition
6:09 - 8:12 Second Chance
8:12 - 10:41 Dinner Date
10:41 - 10:51 Outro
0:50 YOOO
also look doug pepper
beam attack is chats true love
For the first time ever I cheered for chat to win
3:04 my favorite part
0:25 "i've spent more money on a animation more than this table"
I get a funny reminder of a certain beat boxer when he said this
CHAT DEMANDS PATIO FURNITURE....
THE REQUEST MUST BE FULFILLED
1:18 bro had me rolling like sonic with these😂
1:25 I'm sorry but EVERY SINGLE TIME he laughs like that I fucking LOSE IT. His laughter is so contagious I can't help it. Also, THE IKEA IS SIMPLE-. I'm dead XD
3:19 I have listened to this game’s soundtrack so many times, of course I would recognise the main theme! Thank you for putting this in :)
5:25 mostly pasta and balls.
0:09 awwwww🥰
😛
DOWN up DOWN up DOWN up STOP
I can’t believe my text got into the videooooo!!! I was the 3:07 where Father refused our loveeeeee. Anyways this video made me so happy!! Thank you Failboat!!
10:00 Chat being naughty
The Ikea is simple surely one of the most funniest Failboat quote out of context
2:28 Bushwack18 would be proud of that metal pipe timing 🤣
I see you are a man of culture as well
Who?
@@kingstonlovely7404 you don’t know bushwack18?
@@kingstonlovely7404"that is a dog!" guy
@@Kiwi_Draws no?
5:55
This is a phenomenal edit
2:35
I was wearing headphones when the last knock happened and it scared the crap out of me, i rewinded it three times before realizing Dan doesn't live in my walls.
POV: 2:16 you put the milk in first rather that the cereal
Ama is sweating
ah yes Kirby, my favorite Paper Mario
Chat: The IKEA is it simple we-
Failboat/Dan: *Falls asleep*
Chat: …And Dan fell asleep… So do we win?
I honestly love that the idea is always actually so simple and also always evolves into absolute chaos
2:47 Pythagoras nO-
3:31 that may have been me...
Should we pardon you ?
The council will decide your fate
5 minutes in the timeout corner for you.
These videos are always such a treat. Keep up the good work, Failboat
I love how Failboat will roll with any insane thing chat clings onto. This and the pasta stream have to be some of the funniest bits.
10:08
YES MY CHAT GOT IN WOOOOOO