my man had ultra instinct, he just gave up after he realized how even if ness didnt heal, he would have to dodge *and* attack him *752* more times in a *row*
Even at max level, Carbon/Diamond Dog still manages to take down all your party members and even land critical damage on Ness (it would've killed him too if the rolling HP mechanic didn't exist)
@@RamiCrafy Solution: Multi Bottle Rockets. It's cheap and unethical, but if you want to get quickly done with the fight with zero brain damage, it's the most effective way. Edit: It still requires skill, you need to know when to use the Multi Bottle Rockets, keep Jeff alive and have proper equipment, but it isn't an unfair battle at least
Diamond dog and giygas I managed to beat first try somehow, as with most of the bosses... ness's nightmare is probably the hardest though. that and the onett cops, and trillionage sprout
I’m so glad you chose the mint flavor windows instead of just p l a i n, like Moonsidian, (he’s the guy who made the Earthbound: All Bosses” vid. He deleted his channel for some reason. I really miss him…) Mint is my fav windows flavor in the game; I love the blue style. It made this video much more enjoyable.
I did this as well recently. Gave all 4 party members the best equipment. As well as giant teddy bears, kraken soups, large pizzas and shit. Was pretty fun.
With an emulator and EarthBound Save Editor, just start a new game, make a save state, then use the editor to set everyone's XP to 9,999,999 and voila!
Bro how did Ness miss all four times during the Electro Speaker boss?! That is so frustrating for it to happen when it didn’t need to and be so unlikely to do that!!
he had casey bat equipped from after winning belch 2nd battle, which gives the highest attack boost for ness in the game but misses 3/4 attacks on average
Is it just me or does the music that plays when guygus is as phase three make me really really scared? Like that music activates my fight or flight response
@@Sklibbus I actually attempted to grind. If you go for the crows with sunglasses, you can hunt them for Cookies. You can collect up to 8 then sell them all for $3 dollars each for a total of $24 dollars. Just sell them at the drug store in Onett. I was able to get to level 25 in about 3 days. Then, just beat up the shark gang, get them to drop Hamburgers which sell for more. It's ideal to save money in the game too while leveling up to get stronger. It's faster if you can instant win the weak enemies.
you know, that WOULD be an interesting mod for Earthbound: gaining the stat boosts from the 8 sanctuaries as you go to them, rather than all at once at the end
It probably depends on what emulator you use, but I used OpenEmu for this game and you just put them into the little bar at the bottom of the screen. Or at least thats how I remember, its been 5 years since I've touched that emulator.
@@Sklibbus a tip. Bottle rockets beat the game. They are almost cheating they do so much damage. Diamond dog gets taken out with two of them. I enjoyed your video tho.
@@doomlord459 ngl when I made this video back in 2019 I wanted to push it out as fast as possible, and so recorded from start to finish then edited in one day lmao. I remember just using noclip to get around. If I could go back I would redo this video and actually use stronger weapons rather than brute force it like a caveman. With that said I have beaten this game with more thought a few times since and yeah those rockets are busted lol.
@@Sklibbus very fair. This is my favorite game. Ive played it perpetualy since i was 12 years old. Ive beaten it more than 50 times.... But i have never, NEVER looted the sword of kings. 😆 Its a blemish on my record ill probably die with.
@@doomlord459no one gives a shit if someone uses cheats to beat the game. You don't have to flex that you played this game without them 50 times. They can enjoy it however they want.
Imagine being some gangster drug-lord, and then this little kid comes up to you and just puts his finger on you, and you die immediately
Isekai explained on few words
fellas, is this a reference to Hirohiko Araki's work; JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo?
One punch and all your bones crack at once
I imagine him actually killing you but imagine that😂😂😂😂
Lo mandó al lobby
The cop at 2:20 was really brave, he dodged two attacks and landed a hit. That man deserves a raise and a metal for his sacrifice
my man had ultra instinct, he just gave up after he realized how even if ness didnt heal, he would have to dodge *and* attack him *752* more times in a *row*
And then the next cop just runs away scared lol
He did not dodge his attacks, Ness literally missed his shot
nothing compared to "every boss in earthbound but Jeff's inventory is filled with multi bottle rockets"
Just wait until he discovers the magic of pipe bombs
dr. andonuts: "Hey son, I've just figured out the uranium enrichment process!"
@@Sklibbusnah what
@@Sklibbus
I wish someone would rename multi bottle rocket to pipe bomb
You make me have a wonderfool idea
"Ness, your the only one who can stop Thanos, would you like to be in avengers end game..."
Ness: "Okey"
"You cannot grasp the true form of Purple Guy from Fortnite's attack"
You cannot grasp the true from of Ness's attack!
They both like to throw celestial objects around at things so it only makes sense… you can make the MCU interesting please join us Ness
Imagine being in burglin park and just watching some random kid eviscerate the park manager
I love how half of the video is just Giygas and Carbon dog
shiet man, carbon dog is crazy
Even at max level, Carbon/Diamond Dog still manages to take down all your party members and even land critical damage on Ness (it would've killed him too if the rolling HP mechanic didn't exist)
I somehow didn't struggle with carbon dog in my first playthrough and now I'm very worried for the next time I play
@@RamiCrafy Solution: Multi Bottle Rockets.
It's cheap and unethical, but if you want to get quickly done with the fight with zero brain damage, it's the most effective way.
Edit: It still requires skill, you need to know when to use the Multi Bottle Rockets, keep Jeff alive and have proper equipment, but it isn't an unfair battle at least
Diamond dog and giygas I managed to beat first try somehow, as with most of the bosses... ness's nightmare is probably the hardest though. that and the onett cops, and trillionage sprout
"Cop turned back to normal"
No cop turned to ashes 😭
reduced to atoms
@@Sklibbus Reduced to Quark
Gotta keep it PG-13 since it's a Nintendo game. 😂
This is crazy how Ness woke up and was at Thanos level already.
"Sis, I'm going to borrow your bat."
"But its cracked?"
"Don't worry, it'll work....to save the world."
"o_0"
*One punch ness*
I love this comment
@@Sklibbus thanks)
Ness punch (simmilar like Falcon punch, or Ganondorf punch)
One Punch Kid idk 💀
One punch man sucks
Starman Junior: sup
Ness at level 99: *flicks Starman Juior*
*YOU WON!*
Earthbound, but this time Jeff has an actual gun
Tony: I hope Jeff is okay
Jeff: 0 hp in the final boss
~Timestamps for mobile users~
0:00-Starman Junior
0:33-Frank
0:56-Frankystein Mark II
1:05-Titanic Ant (1st Sanctuary Boss)
1:24-Cop 1
1:45-Cop 2
2:00-Cop 3
2:15-Cop 4
2:37-Captain Strong
2:57-Everdred
3:14-Mr.Carpainter
3:46-Mondo Mole (2nd Sanctuary Boss)
4:11-Boogey Tent
4:37-Mini Barf
4:56-Master Belch
5:56-Trillionage Sprout (3rd Sanctuary Boss)
6:36-Guardian Digger 3
7:12-Guardian Digger 3
7:36-Guardian Digger 3
8:07-Guardian Digger 3
8:40-Guardian Digger 3
9:22-Dept. Store Spook
10:02-Evil Mani Mani
10:40-Clumsy Robot
11:42-Shrooom (4th Sanctuary Boss)
12:24-Kraken
13:17-Plague Rat of Doom (5th Sanctuary Boss)
14:16-Thunder and Storm (6th Sanctuary Boss)
15:17-Guardian General
16:05-Master Barf
17:19-Starman Deluxe
18:45-Electro Specter (7th Sanctuary Boss)
20:29-Carbon Dog (8th Sanctuary Boss Phase One)
21:46-Diamond Dog (8th Sanctuary Boss Phase Two)
25:21-Ness's Nightmare
27:44-Giygas (Phase One)
32:05-Giygas (Phase Two)
35:33-Giygas (Final Phase)
Chill Turt I think you mean guardian digger 3, 3, 3, 3 and 3.
I can still see the timestaps on the video as a mobile user
@@miguelcrafter2997 If I remember right, 4 years ago you couldn't.
@@Sklibbus oh yeah right
WOAW!
Didn’t know why
But for some strange reason
I decided I wanted to see what would happen if every party member was at lvl 99 lol
wow i didnt know there were this many bosses in earthbound
Compared to the 3 bosses in mother 1
Imagine if in the prayer scene with Ness's family, the phone just walks up to them and also starts praying
I’m so glad you chose the mint flavor windows instead of just p l a i n, like Moonsidian, (he’s the guy who made the Earthbound: All Bosses” vid. He deleted his channel for some reason. I really miss him…) Mint is my fav windows flavor in the game; I love the blue style. It made this video much more enjoyable.
he did? damn
mint is the best window color
here's a playlist with some of moonsidian's videos but it doesn't have all of them
th-cam.com/video/bGx5NqiBHCA/w-d-xo.html
That's what I chose for my first playthrough
He's back
Im surprised the mole tanked 3 hits before he went down
Hence, The background.
Shield beta go brrrr
I wonder how much damage Porky would do. (He attacks the first boss but only does 1 damage if you didn't know)
I'd go back to check but I don't have the emulator or rom anymore.
Pokey never attacks, Picky is the one who attacks
@@KaptainKyro really? Oh.
Earthbound But Ness just Hits Everyone Across The face with a bat
"You can grasp the true form of Giygas's attack!"
"Wait, what?"
Really puts into perspective just how powerful Giygas was at the start of the game right up to the end.
I came, i saw starman jr get obliterated
Everyone just gets their buns kicked.
earthbound but ness had to do it once and he knows what he’s doing
What an awesome upload!
Alternate title: "Earthbound but everyone is tired of playing around"
bro I one shotted ness nightmare with psi flash omega
💀
Insane luck
Kid named auto battle
Too bad youll miss out on the amazing level up on magicant
I did this as well recently.
Gave all 4 party members the best equipment. As well as giant teddy bears, kraken soups, large pizzas and shit. Was pretty fun.
Cheat Dungeon Man into your party for even more fun.
diamond dog solos
(until jeff shows up with inventory of nothing but bottle rockets)
Imagine if you fight Rowdy Mouse at lv 99
*_SMAAAASH!!_*
1 HP damage
Starman Jr: Hi :P. I kill you
Ness: ...
*SMAAAAAASH! 900 damage to Starman Jr.!*
I can just imagine how much time & effort it took 2 grind the whole party 2 lvl 99
From what I remember I just put in a code to boost them to level 99
With an emulator and EarthBound Save Editor, just start a new game, make a save state, then use the editor to set everyone's XP to 9,999,999 and voila!
@@Sklibbus did you need anything to put a code into?
21:46 Diamond Dog
Love it how 30% of the video is fighting Giygus.
Giygas*
@implord4197Google*
@ Gyiyg*
Porky's frend*
Gays*
Imagine being a cop and getting beat up by a **normal** kid
Buzz Buzz: damn, that kid is GOOD
I thought it was gonna be like how when you pull up on a weak enemy and just automatically let you win
• Ness, what the FUCK?
This video was so entertaining to watch
This is still the best game ever made. Imo.
Why? It's just your typical RPG where children beat the shit out of God.
Earthbound but Ness bat is strong as it is-
He was most likely using the cracked bat the whole time in spite of collecting the Casey bat
Dude screw those blech minions, I swear before I had healing B, an ocean of tears from my party members crying was made
Will say I appreciate "Ascending Mt. Itoi" got reused in this game. Also:
what
This is oddly interesting to watch
i actually am scared of the starman deluxe, cuz idk how powerful he is, cuz i knocked him out with a multi bottle rocket on the first try
ItsJJstyles [GD] im playing through again and he is quite powerful, I was destroyed by him then beat him next try
i also tried the lvl 99 cheat but my game crashed when i checked the partys' status after eating the magic cake and getting Poo
its probably from the snes not being able to handle all of them being level 99 and so it cannot load the status cuz it eats up all the memory
Bro this like if Ness was the roller skates kid from paranoia agent
I remember ages ago there being a "New Game +" patch on Earthbound by a fan. It eventually amounted to this.
6:12 Wait that’s illegal
Boogie Tent is a Chad
Bro how did Ness miss all four times during the Electro Speaker boss?! That is so frustrating for it to happen when it didn’t need to and be so unlikely to do that!!
he had casey bat equipped from after winning belch 2nd battle, which gives the highest attack boost for ness in the game but misses 3/4 attacks on average
Can you show us how to get the pencil eraser
Go to the apple kid. I think you need to give him some money and he will make it for you
@@Sklibbus thank you 🙏🏼 I have it now 😎
Earthbound but they just got back from smash bros.
17:21 So is this the normal dialogue?
Yes
R.i.p. Jeff
hey why ness missed the bashing on eletro specter's battle?
I think it might have been the homesick status? Its been years since I last played so I don't know 100%
@@Sklibbus well he don't get homesick more when he gets up to level 76, so...
@@Sklibbus it was the casey bat
Is it just me or does the music that plays when guygus is as phase three make me really really scared? Like that music activates my fight or flight response
You're not the only one!
How long would it take to reach level 99 in Onett?
A cheat made me reach level 99 instantly, It would probably take weeks to reach it legitimately lol.
@@Sklibbus I actually attempted to grind. If you go for the crows with sunglasses, you can hunt them for Cookies. You can collect up to 8 then sell them all for $3 dollars each for a total of $24 dollars. Just sell them at the drug store in Onett. I was able to get to level 25 in about 3 days. Then, just beat up the shark gang, get them to drop Hamburgers which sell for more. It's ideal to save money in the game too while leveling up to get stronger. It's faster if you can instant win the weak enemies.
One time I grind until lvl 20 in Onett with the enemies in the cave before the first sanctuary
Damn man, you barely beat diamond dog
Those rolling counters are a godsend
Diamond Dog is one of those bosses I just wanted to get over with lol
Yeah, hes a pain in the ass no matter what level you are
Ness if he was just like the profecy
you know, that WOULD be an interesting mod for Earthbound: gaining the stat boosts from the 8 sanctuaries as you go to them, rather than all at once at the end
How did you do this
cheat codes
Bro, use PSI
dawg revive jeff
ask, how did you make that video? I also want to face the bosses at level 99
@@alguien-p7s I used an emulator and found a cheat code online to buff everyone to level 99 from the start
how to use cheat codes?
It probably depends on what emulator you use, but I used OpenEmu for this game and you just put them into the little bar at the bottom of the screen. Or at least thats how I remember, its been 5 years since I've touched that emulator.
@@Sklibbus thanks 🙏
@@Sklibbus wait, do you remember what code you put in?
late reply sorry, but sadly no, It's been a really long time since.
New game + be like
how-
SSB Ness verses fodder.
WI was Jeff equipment soo poor
no fucking way
level 99 picky
You are genuinely bad at this game.
@@doomlord459 yeah, I know
@@Sklibbus a tip. Bottle rockets beat the game. They are almost cheating they do so much damage. Diamond dog gets taken out with two of them. I enjoyed your video tho.
@@doomlord459 ngl when I made this video back in 2019 I wanted to push it out as fast as possible, and so recorded from start to finish then edited in one day lmao. I remember just using noclip to get around. If I could go back I would redo this video and actually use stronger weapons rather than brute force it like a caveman. With that said I have beaten this game with more thought a few times since and yeah those rockets are busted lol.
@@Sklibbus very fair. This is my favorite game. Ive played it perpetualy since i was 12 years old. Ive beaten it more than 50 times.... But i have never, NEVER looted the sword of kings. 😆 Its a blemish on my record ill probably die with.
@@doomlord459no one gives a shit if someone uses cheats to beat the game. You don't have to flex that you played this game without them 50 times. They can enjoy it however they want.
One punch ness