Dude, can I say honestly, you are by far the most entertainig movie reviewer on YT, you have a consistent formula and style, simple but wholly descriptive, you don't bore the audiance by making two hour long videos were 90% of the movie is shown, so honestly bro, I hope you hit the 200k number soon, becouse honestly you deserve at least a million subs man, keep 'em rolling my friend!
The videos are a bit bland but I will take that any day over spastic, "WHAT'S UP, GUYS" or really lame guys pretending that they're genuinely ENRAGED by bad movies or games (if Angry or Furious or take your pick of adjectives is in the user name, I always avoid).
I was directing a school play where we put powder in someone's hair to make them look old. We were repowdering backstage, and someone in the audience thought it was smoke from a fire, and they called the fire department.
Brenda has a british accent because she's from the posh side of Honk Kong, and the confederate flag is due to her grandfather being a general, General Lee
Plausible. I was working on the assumption that she was an Oxford University graduate with honors in American history, who had become infatuated with the separatist states, before embarking on her quest for revenge over the whole 'formula' thing.
American commando ninja. Sounds like a charachter i would have made up as a child or a persona i would have used while in the army. This is one of the funniest ones ive seen man. I haven't laughed this hard in over a year so thank you mark.
@@kenrickkahn i know right! Gotta admit it outrageous and badass. Its like 3 80s movies in one title. Which was Probably the point lol. I cant get over that guy beating on that couch with his hand folding on the strikes 😂.
I'm not gonna lie, every time I get a notification and it's you, it's always when I'm doing something, say, "c'mon, I'm trying to do my life," and then stop whatever I'm doing and watch your video. Every single time.
Finally an old 'wierd' movie which made its way to Germany and which got an awful translation! By the way: the German title is 'Das Todesschwert der Ninja" (The Deathsword of the Ninja) - which is equally confusing, misleading and just plain stupid. Thanks to Mark for the new video! It has been an awesome year so far!
Sie sprechen mir aus der Seele! In unserem Freundeskreis ist dieser Film Kult , vor allem die ersten Minuten. Eine Freundin gab sogar ihrer Rollenspiel-Figur den Decknamen Becky Brenda.
HOCUS POCUS : finally real magic in a movie packed with great actors, great dialogs and extraordinary NINJA action ! Thanks Mark for that magnificent description of all the events shown in this masterpiece of a movie.
I've seen channels with a million subs who give their subscribers nothing and only try to sell merch. This guy sure does show his appreciation. Happy 10th anniversary Mark.
I think the biggest change for me during lockdown has been waking up and not putting an ether soaked rag in my pocket. Is life even worth it without the ability to non-violently knock out random strangers in the street?
The guy who says "So... Mark got himself quite a nice little restaurant. Ha ha ha aaa. " totally sounds like Tommy Wiseau. Hahahaha nice restaurant Mark. You're so crazy! Also, is it just me or does David look like Asian Will Wheaton?
Oh, man - Brenda’s hairstyle with the popped collars and/or half-popped... high-waisted pleated ‘slacks’ with narrow belts. ALL the girls in my church circa 1982. lol We guys had to leave our neon pants at home on Sundays, but you could land rc aircraft on the shoulder pads of our suits. 🤣🤣🤣 Congrats on 10 years. Thanks for all the laughs.
I don't know why, but the close-ups at 18:31 are so hilarious. Then, Mark just walks in in the background with a bathrobe, a coffee mug, and his own great closeups. 😂
17:44 Did Mark edit Dialogue from The Room... or is that original audio? If so then i think we found where Wiseau got his inspiration from for the weird eastern sounding laughter
So we have Taiwanese leads racing against Russian operatives to find a Japanese scientist/alchemist. Then a Chinese third party shows up for the hunt with a "hocus pocus" wizard, so team Taiwan counters by bringing in an American "commando ninja". Oh, and the whole thing is dubbed in horrendous British English. After actually typing that, I am wondering if maybe the Amish are on to something . . .
He either looked like Bryan Fury, from Tekken or Nero(from DMC4 & 5), in a business suit. Which is to say, Mark looked cool. But, if they ever make a good Tekken movie, (because Tekken is awesome), somebody out there, cast Mark as Bryan Fury or maybe Lee Chaolan, with sunglasses, or maybe Paul Phoenix, (with or without the insane hairstyle).
My favorite part of Marks video’s are the parts he inserts himself in...hysterical! Mark you’re incredibly talented and funny, thank you for brightening up my day 😘
Amazing that you've been doing this for so long! You're one of the best examples of the movie review format and you humor never fails to amuse me. Here's to a successful future! You deserve it
Don't feel bad my silly self scared to do a Somersault and cartwheels..for some reason I'm scared to flip my body..u might snap my neck..or just embarrassing the life out of myself
My fellow male Dodger fans know the anxiety that comes from peeing in a trough while facing another man from across the trough. Eye contact must be avoided at all costs. No conversation is permitted. It's best to hold it and pee in the parking lot after the game.
Every time the Uncle Mark character was mentioned I kept expecting Mark to show up. And each time he didn't the tension increased... ..."Where are you Mark!?"
Man, the production team in charge of the new Mortal Kombat movie had better brought their "A" game if they planned on keeping up with this masterpiece.
Dude, can I say honestly, you are by far the most entertainig movie reviewer on YT, you have a consistent formula and style, simple but wholly descriptive, you don't bore the audiance by making two hour long videos were 90% of the movie is shown, so honestly bro, I hope you hit the 200k number soon, becouse honestly you deserve at least a million subs man, keep 'em rolling my friend!
Well put!!! He always provides great entertainment!!!
I want to start a petition to get him on best of the worst with red letter media. I think he would fit right in
I thnik that if RLM even gave him a shoutout it could skyrocket his subscriber count.
The videos are a bit bland but I will take that any day over spastic, "WHAT'S UP, GUYS" or really lame guys pretending that they're genuinely ENRAGED by bad movies or games (if Angry or Furious or take your pick of adjectives is in the user name, I always avoid).
the dead pan sarcastic style is perfect
I was directing a school play where we put powder in someone's hair to make them look old. We were repowdering backstage, and someone in the audience thought it was smoke from a fire, and they called the fire department.
You shouldn't have used a whole truckload of it lol
Honestly, Mark doing a bit and green-screening himself into the scene is my fav part of these reviews lmao :p
100% agreement!!!
Always~ 👌
I second that. Always makes me laugh.
@@allenpoe17 In this review, it was really natural and it surprised me he popped out at that time. 😂
Alot of gems from those skits!
Brenda has a british accent because she's from the posh side of Honk Kong, and the confederate flag is due to her grandfather being a general, General Lee
Plausible. I was working on the assumption that she was an Oxford University graduate with honors in American history, who had become infatuated with the separatist states, before embarking on her quest for revenge over the whole 'formula' thing.
@@DCI-Frank-Burnside i was working on the assumption that this movie sucks ass
@@cvspvr Yeah I'm pretty sure the writer(s) of this film didn't develop an elaborate backstory about a character's pants. After all, this isn't Japan.
You travel 500 miles for that joke.
"If someone tries kicking you, just pass the kick on to somebody else".
That bit cracked me up
me too, loling right now
Congratulations to Kyle and his beautiful little ones..
Probably never going to do a cartwheel. Sir, more relatable words have never been spoken.
Yeah, I had a bit of an existential moment there.
American commando ninja. Sounds like a charachter i would have made up as a child or a persona i would have used while in the army. This is one of the funniest ones ive seen man. I haven't laughed this hard in over a year so thank you mark.
Seems like a Name I would have used in a Pro Wrestling game back in the day.. 😂
@@kenrickkahn i know right! Gotta admit it outrageous and badass. Its like 3 80s movies in one title. Which was Probably the point lol. I cant get over that guy beating on that couch with his hand folding on the strikes 😂.
@@FRANK45CASTLE You say it all for me 😂😂😂😂 and You 100% right..
I agree. When they started talking about samurais. I pictured samurai cop there as his back story
How u made those awesome emojis
Brenda: "My whole family is dead because of you! You ruined my life, and I will never find happiness again! Now come with me if you want to live!"
"My job is to protect your loathsome a** from the *Rushins™* and *Beekeeping Ninja™* (Covid Edition)."
IDK, I can't follow the story either.
@Sleepy G. It's got electrolytes! Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
"I hope your actions are nearly as strong as your words."
"...Yeah."
10 years went by in a flash. Now I'm old, and Mark needs a million subs already.
I want him to get it.. Good dude..
I don't understand how he doesn't, been watching him for at least 5 years and have been seeing people say this the whole time.
Yeah no. Being happy and talkative doesn't deserve anything. You get what you get
@@z304legend You get what you get. Great insight Zach. Really enlightening stuff.
0 likes huh? Guess you get what you get.
@@seanmatthewking Zach used to be such a cool name too. Guess that ended when Zachary Ruckh was born
If the 'russian' bad guy had just said "Oh hi Mark" once I would have been sold.
17:46 It’s uncanny.
Hahah! What a story, Mark.
The laugh 😂
Every time the “Russian” laughed, I pictured Tommy W off screen.
The ninja having an "ocular disability," had me in stitches for a good 2 min.
I love the when they edit the same attack 3 times quickly. The old Jean-Claude Van Damme movies did this a lot.
With the exception that JCVD's kicks n shit were edited from different angles
That popcorn bit at the end is genius.
Also, so many diamond wipes and a single star wipe?
Somebody needs to give the editor a talking to.
I'm not gonna lie, every time I get a notification and it's you, it's always when I'm doing something, say, "c'mon, I'm trying to do my life," and then stop whatever I'm doing and watch your video. Every single time.
This just happened to me. I had stuff to do this morning, but I couldn't even pause to watch later. 😅 Great video--every time.
EXACTLY!
I was totally thinking about how much I love those green shorts-you're right Mark, it is hard to resist them!
Finally an old 'wierd' movie which made its way to Germany and which got an awful translation!
By the way: the German title is 'Das Todesschwert der Ninja" (The Deathsword of the Ninja) - which is equally confusing, misleading and just plain stupid.
Thanks to Mark for the new video!
It has been an awesome year so far!
Sie sprechen mir aus der Seele! In unserem Freundeskreis ist dieser Film Kult , vor allem die ersten Minuten. Eine Freundin gab sogar ihrer Rollenspiel-Figur den Decknamen Becky Brenda.
Waiting for my tank top and coffee mug to arrive so I can binge my favorite channel the right way
Always love it when Mark adds himself into the scene, absolutely smooth.
I see Mark with that "TOO the show" intro, and my happy tickle starts acting up.
Congrats to Kyle! And happy 10th anniversary Mark.
It has to be Tommy Wiseau doing the dubbing for that Russian Martin guy. Just waited to hear that infamous "Oh, hi Tanaga" in the first office scene.
Even if it isn't, it might be a clue as to what f-ing country Wiseau comes from.
The fact that Mark has uploaded as many videos during this Pandemic then as his entire run in 2018 and 19 is amazing. Keep it up man!
HOCUS POCUS : finally real magic in a movie packed with great actors, great dialogs and extraordinary NINJA action ! Thanks Mark for that magnificent description of all the events shown in this masterpiece of a movie.
I've seen channels with a million subs who give their subscribers nothing and only try to sell merch. This guy sure does show his appreciation. Happy 10th anniversary Mark.
Pretty sure this is from the same people that did Mind Trap, but maybe this movie IS another mind trap
I think the biggest change for me during lockdown has been waking up and not putting an ether soaked rag in my pocket. Is life even worth it without the ability to non-violently knock out random strangers in the street?
I read your comment before finishing this video; I’ll tell ya, it’s way more understandable with context haha!
I’m in my 40’s and I’ve never been able to flip off a diving board. Thank you for not making me feel alone
This movie was edited by the guy who edits all the bowling alley videos that play when you get a strike, gutter-ball, etc.
The guy who says "So... Mark got himself quite a nice little restaurant. Ha ha ha aaa. " totally sounds like Tommy Wiseau. Hahahaha nice restaurant Mark. You're so crazy! Also, is it just me or does David look like Asian Will Wheaton?
And the Martin guy sounds like Donald Trump
Oh wait, it's the same guy. Yeah, his laugh is 100% Wiseau
He looks like Asian wil wheaton
Seriously, dueling monologues would be hilarious! They escalate and get louder and sweaty and mildly violent. YES!!!
Bill Paxton's "Game over man!", took me by surprise and was absolutely perfect 😂
I found this channel years ago .. and haven't left ever since
Congrats to Kyle and Family! It looks like the switch will get some good use.
Chicago Cubs’ Wrigley Field had the trough toilets when I was a kid, late 1960’s.😄
Oh, man - Brenda’s hairstyle with the popped collars and/or half-popped... high-waisted pleated ‘slacks’ with narrow belts. ALL the girls in my church circa 1982. lol We guys had to leave our neon pants at home on Sundays, but you could land rc aircraft on the shoulder pads of our suits. 🤣🤣🤣
Congrats on 10 years. Thanks for all the laughs.
Velocipastor is one about a priest who has to team up with a prostitute after finding out he can turn into a raptor to fight ninjas
Only when fighting ninjas? Seems oddly specific.
@@troodon1096 Not only when he fights them but he uses it to fight them. He discovers it only after he travels to Asia
Mark's after-show thoughts...."Damn, I should've used the 5-diamond wipe when i revealed my green screen."
That footage of Ninja Mark hurting his back still gives me backache
YES! I was looking for someone else who mentioned this. I can still hear the crack from the OG video.
@@ShinySephiroth1 Hardcore Mark Enjoyers
I don't know why, but the close-ups at 18:31 are so hilarious. Then, Mark just walks in in the background with a bathrobe, a coffee mug, and his own great closeups. 😂
Uh, hey can I talk to you guys for a sec? 🤣
@@12345....... He just said that he likes improv because he can go off on a tangent. That's a great example! 😂
This channel is criminally underrated.
12:20 I lost it at Mark commentary 🤣
The only time I've seen the trough urinal is in primary and high school. Brought back memories .in Australia anyways prolly different in Canada/states
I laughed really hard at Mark shook the dust out of his hair
Oh my god that air b&b skit. I was crying with laughter
Just pass the kick on to somebody else 🤣🤣🤣
That was stellar voice acting;and I love how they managed to find the right cars for the 70"s period
I can' t even count the times I've left home thinking, "thank goodness I've got my ether soaked rag!!!!"
The bit with the tracking device in the jacket is why I am now subscribed. Thanks for the laughs. :)
I just thank God for giving me a new day to see Weird Movies with Mark
P.S.: You should review Maniac Cop
I wasn’t expecting Confederate Wonder Woman cosplay today.
Mark... I so needed this upload. You are my go to anxiety/insomnia content. "💜💜
0:59 I can still hear the snap from that video *shudder*
Lol... Hocus Pocus.
Lost all seriousness. 😂
I see you've never had a mystical paper plane thrown at you.
Best movie channel on all of YT.
17:44 Did Mark edit Dialogue from The Room... or is that original audio? If so then i think we found where Wiseau got his inspiration from for the weird eastern sounding laughter
Hiding on the ladder was really something!
"What the hell, dude!?" has to be his best recurring line
I love Mark saying "Welcome back *TO* the show"
Haven't laughed so much for a long time.
Wow Mark looks good in a robe with his chest exposed.
love the bloopers!!
17:45 Hold on, is Tommy Wiseau doing the ADR? What a story Mark..
This was probably made by Godfrey Ho,the guy made like 138 movies doing that cut and paste thing
It was.
@@ThePaintingClinic No it wasn't.
Congrats Kyle and family. And happy 10th anniversary Mark
No need to joke around Mark I lost my father to loose wooden sticks and plastic buckets
So he kicked the bucket, huh? Seems he didn't want to stick around this world anymore, eh.
@@nobody-9838 too soon man. Too soon
Was he a ninja?
You make me laugh more than anybody on TH-cam
So we have Taiwanese leads racing against Russian operatives to find a Japanese scientist/alchemist. Then a Chinese third party shows up for the hunt with a "hocus pocus" wizard, so team Taiwan counters by bringing in an American "commando ninja". Oh, and the whole thing is dubbed in horrendous British English. After actually typing that, I am wondering if maybe the Amish are on to something . . .
THAT KICK pass on is like supa awesome. I think Brenda is supa kewl
OMG this was one of your best ever, I was laughing so hard my husband got concerned. That David and Larry Bromance 😆
When you had the powder in your hair, you totally looked like Bryan Fury, from Tekken lol
He either looked like Bryan Fury, from Tekken or Nero(from DMC4 & 5), in a business suit. Which is to say, Mark looked cool. But, if they ever make a good Tekken movie, (because Tekken is awesome), somebody out there, cast Mark as Bryan Fury or maybe Lee Chaolan, with sunglasses, or maybe Paul Phoenix, (with or without the insane hairstyle).
Guess it's time for me to go out and get a lime-green everything.
Are you sure you're ready for that much tail?
Now we know the real reason for everyone wearing green on st Patrick's day
My favorite part of Marks video’s are the parts he inserts himself in...hysterical! Mark you’re incredibly talented and funny, thank you for brightening up my day 😘
Was just hoping you would post again and here you are!
This is already one of my favorites. Probably for the first time ever here I have no idea what the hell the movie was about, and that's perfect lol
Amazing that you've been doing this for so long! You're one of the best examples of the movie review format and you humor never fails to amuse me.
Here's to a successful future! You deserve it
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The fashions in this movie deserve their own video commentary.
Congratulations Kyle...and Congrats Mark for 10th anniversary...luv the vids👍Mark...
A man who actually got video of the people who actually won a thing that somebody promised. A small modicum of my faith in humanity is restored.
Still don't understand the small amount of subs this man has
Same here I've commented this multiple times I have no idea why he doesn't Have more but all his subs are consistent viewers hes got a good fanbase
This is still a lot of people, imagine yourself speaking to 177 000 people. Cheers from Paris.
I, genuinely, will never understand why you don't have ten times the subs that you do.
Sometimes I just see a tree and want to climb it, but then I realise I'm standing sideways to it and it's no good...
Glad a family won the prize. Keep up the good work Mark, I really look forward to these. Thanks man!
Don't feel bad my silly self scared to do a Somersault and cartwheels..for some reason I'm scared to flip my body..u might snap my neck..or just embarrassing the life out of myself
Agreed, once I tried to do a backflip... I only made it half way. Let's say I learned my lesson and never tried again.
"He maintains his ninja focus with more beer" lololol
Hmmm. Now I’m craving grilled lettuce.
Wash it down with some microwaved strawberries.
It was an old ninja trick to drip poison down on a wax covered string. At least that’s what the ninja book I had as a kid told me.
My fellow male Dodger fans know the anxiety that comes from peeing in a trough while facing another man from across the trough. Eye contact must be avoided at all costs. No conversation is permitted. It's best to hold it and pee in the parking lot after the game.
Every time the Uncle Mark character was mentioned I kept expecting Mark to show up. And each time he didn't the tension increased... ..."Where are you Mark!?"
The title is classic . . . a jumble of "action" words smashed together . . . what next - a fantasy movie called _Hobbit Dragon Magic?_
Horror movie: Bloody Stab Killer
No one dies until the last 30 seconds.
I've been mesmerized by this film's Hocus Pocus!
They clearly thought that the Confederate Flag was just a weird British Flag
They had to though that.. it's the only explanation we can think of..
Loved the Air B&B bit. Cheers from Vancouver British Columbia.
I think the American part of this movie has to do with the American 80s outfits they are wearing.
Man, the production team in charge of the new Mortal Kombat movie had better brought their "A" game if they planned on keeping up with this masterpiece.
I really enjoyed your one man show - The Popcorn Monologues. That needs to be on Broadway.
the beginning with the ninja falling backwards after his jump from the roof- best sight gag ever
Mark, you out did yourself wit this video. The bit at 18:35 might have been the funniest thing you’ve done. Bravo!
Best skit yet