8:17 The grandpa being dropped off is a reference to The Exorcist. Which... y'know, I'm fine with a kids movie throwing in a reference to an older movie for the parents watching, but this one just feels so... random and disconnected.
@@shadow_raven1983I got it as a kid 😂 I watched lots of horror movies back then 🤷🏽 exorcist wasn’t scary though now the gate that scared me as a kid🤣🤣🤣
I haven't seen any comments yet about it, so I'll say it: the "Tush Queen" was the mom on Wizards of Waverly Place (in case anyone thought she looked familiar)
Since it took me until the towards the end to realize it, I'll also note that the bad guy was played by Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation).
my family still quotes "am I turtely enough for the turtle club" to this day, and that scene was filmed during 9/11, and they had a moment of silence in the turtle costume
The worst part about this is that in the part where they're speaking italian, the subtitles do not match what they're saying at all. Like they didn't even try.
lol they basically said 'its a bit skinny, her butt. you dont like it?' and the pistaachio guy just goes yeh yeh. i unterstand.its a butt thats small but even a certain (non italian word)'
@His name was Larry H. Bacon the target audience of a piece of media doesn't excuse bad quality for said media. Spiderman into the spiderverse is childrens content, and it won an oscar. Just because its for kids doesn't mean it should be able to get away with being shit.
24:13 This confirms my theory about this film. And that is that throughout the entire experience of filming this movie, Dana Carvey was probably taking some wicked hard Molly or PCP while on set.
this was my favourite movie when i was like 5 years old and as much as i know this vid will make me suffer, i know that the suffering shall be well deserved, and at the very least, it shall be educational i am ready yet i am also not god, help my soul..............................
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I’ve never seen this movie outside a couple clips from reviews, but I’m under the impression that this was Dana Carvey’s attempt at making an Austin Powers-esque movie.
This was supposed to be revenge for Mike basing his Dr. Evil on Dana's "Lorne Michaels" impression. Adding that Shrek joke must've been a sulky attempt at "I can do yours as good as you, nyah nyah" lol
I have yet to meet anyone from these races and sex that is offended by this movie! I am convinced that it is just a bunch of liberal Alt Left that are "offended" on their behalf, which is pathetic! They are so desperate for something to complain about, and if you happen to be someone from any of these races, or a woman that is OK with this humor, they will proceed to demean you, and say you are a boot licker. But that's perfectly OK in their backwards thinking! Hypocrites!
i thought this movie was the funniest shit ever has a kid id even tell the exact same jokes from that movie to my friends who had no idea what i was talking about
I was so prepared to be like “Noooo, this was a great move back in the day, you can’t judge it on today’s standards!” But then I watch an was like “ did I actually like this movie?”
I have yet to meet anyone from these races and sex that is offended by this movie! I am convinced that it is just a bunch of liberal Alt Left that are "offended" on their behalf, which is pathetic! They are so desperate for something to complain about, and if you happen to be someone from any of these races, or a woman that is OK with this humor, they will proceed to demean you, and say you are a boot licker. But that's perfectly OK in their backwards thinking! Hypocrites!
*BionicPIG's mom smoking a cigarette while pregnant:* "It won't affect my child" *BionicPIG, watching Masters of Disguise 12 years later:* "This is the best goddamn film ever created"
I'm kinda glad that this is Dana carveys legacy Apparently after shrek hit it big Dana got super jealous and bitter towards Mike Myers for his success And pretty much ended their friendship This movie was a train wreck to film and was rushed beyond belief I even heard Jennifer Esposito had a terrible time filming because her character was constantly sexualized and harrassed
@ricorojas apparently he was upset at MM for "ripping off" his Lorne Michaels impression to create the Dr. Evil character. I still appreciate his Church Lady/Bush/Garth stuff, though. (He says he's over it but still brings it up, so, y'know...)
If something makes you feel so uncomfortable that you want to get away from it, thats the meaning of cringe...before it got so overused that it lost its meaning.
@@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 all the time, they call everything cringe to the point it doesnt have a meaning because it has been used for so many different things
When you were commenting on the main character racially stereotyping an Indian person the perfect ad came up. You stated, "isn't this basically the equivalent of..." Then add started, "...being a person of color."
My dad made me watch this with my siblings as a child and I’ve never been prouder of my younger self for realizing this movie was horrible and unfunny😌
I have yet to meet anyone from these races and sex that is offended by this movie! I am convinced that it is just a bunch of liberal Alt Left that are "offended" on their behalf, which is pathetic! They are so desperate for something to complain about, and if you happen to be someone from any of these races, or a woman that is OK with this humor, they will proceed to demean you, and say you are a boot licker. But that's perfectly OK in their backwards thinking! Hypocrites!
the-twisted-samurai same i’ve never heard anyone say “pistakkio” until my professor told us that “pistashio” is just the english way of saying pistacchio, and that its plural form is pistacchi
I remember awkwardly watching this at a kid's house who I thought I was friends with but who actually just pretended to be my friend so her mom could sell me Mary Kay products
Even before I clicked on this video I was like "wasn't this that movie where he disguises himself as a turtle-person that I thought was hilarious when I was a kid". I share your pain.
That's what I thought 9 years ago, now "it's the movie Nostalgia Critic did a review of where the fart joke is a mystical character"...time is so fake huh.
Carlos Mathews I mean the whole reason why I brought up uncut gems was Bc it’s literally Adam Sandler’s best movie in years but I figured people like you wouldn’t like it for reasons unknown
I used to love this movie as a kid, but I only remember the scene where he was a turtle, I literally don’t remember anything else. 21:40 - 23:14 I relate 100% and felt all of your pain and disappointment. I remember that scene making me laugh so much. God, why? And I have no idea why I loved this movie. Weird.
I'd love to see a version of this movie where everyone is still insane, but the main character is the only one seeing how ridiculous everything is. When the situation would require a disguise or some convoluted plan, the main character just sighs and does something normal to fix the situation.
im not usually here this early but gotta say all the comments begging for likes disgust me like bro its not even a min after upload just watch the damn vid
You mean the one he called “Scottish” at 27:27? I figured that had to be either - like you said - German, or maybe Austrian. I don’t know much about the history or traditional clothing of that region, but I DEFINITELY know that wasn’t meant to be Scottish. He’d probably be wearing an Irish tartan if they were going for Scottish 😂
The reference with the old man being dropped off is most likely The Exorcist. He’s being dropped off to what sounds like Tubular Bells, which is basically the theme from the movie, along with looking like the poster/scene of the movie which is the priest standing under a street lamp.
the main character looks like the disgusting stalker all the girls in high school avoid and he secretly has pictures of every girl sleeping in their bedroom
The only thing well executed in this movie is the pacing of the recurring fart jokes. Yet that's not what people remember about it, because like a Michael Bay movie, it's hard to remember the top fart moments when your entire movie is one giant incoherent fart.
I was in sixth grade when this came out and my teacher put it on the last day of class. All of my classmates were laughing at it and I thought it was so stupid, I ended up drawing and writing poetry at my desk the entire time. You go, child me. You go
You my friend have earned respect since I know exactly what that’s like in your perspective. In 6th grade in my history class, my teacher offered students to watch either Toy Story 3 or Marmaduke. But of course, 97% of them hyperactively voted for Marmaduke over Toy Story 3 while the 3% such as myself lost all faith in humanity by drawing pictures of smarter content than what I was forced to sit through.
Fun fact: when I saw this as a kid, I thought the movie was called “The Master of Da Skies” and I thought that until well into my 20s I always thought it was a weird name for the movie 🤣
Recent news: A random, smooth-talking, black robed, sunglass-wearing man was spotted running away from a break-and-enter crime dressed as a small toilet.
This movie took all italian stereotypes and played them straight to a painful degree. And as an Italian, we say arrivederci to random people, but only if they're walking away from us. It's rude otherwise.
@Cameron Belanger why did you put those things in quotes like they werent in the movie? lol also, not liking sexist or racist jokes isn’t “sensitive” like you said, this person just doesn’t like that type of humor. get over it lol
I love that Dana Carvey actually confirmed the Internet rumor that he took a moment of silence for the victims of 9/11 while wearing the turtle costume from this movie
I still have a guilty pleasure for stuff like Billy Madison and Little Nicky. After Punch Drunk Love and Spanglish though, Sandler and Happy Madison went downhill. Hard.
When I was 17 in '04 and stuck on a school bus for the disabled children that was repurposed for 4 weeks w 3 other kids and 2 chaperones, this was one of the only movies we had. It was this, finding Nemo, Shrek, Fargo and Artanarjuat:the fast runner. You begin to find things funny when trapped in such conditions.
Its supposed to be cringy. It was his first try at being master disguise. As the movie went on His disguises and impersonations got better and better. I believe the Turtle 1 was his second character to be Master of Disguises to show his Development which was not quite good but hilarious. Plus Its the year 2000. Give us a break. Internet still wasnt a thing. 😂🤣.
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GERMAN. OK HE WAS GERMAN. I AM STUPID AND IM SORRY
Haha stoopid delet chanel
arrivederci.
the creepy music and entrance was a reference to the live action goosebumps tv series
I literally scrolled down just to say that
No offense but I think there’s too much commentary
Fun fact: My house caught on fire when I watched this movie as a kid.
this movie is definitely cursed
That's what you get for watching this shit.
@@theenglishmajor1198 lmaooo
It was too lit
It's cursed
If a person doesn’t want to punch their child self in the face, they probably haven’t had enough personal development in their life.
Accurate
I had a middle school teacher’s aid tell me I was a “little shit” when I was younger. She wasn’t lying
In my experience, life is just a constant series of episodes of you metaphorically punching your past selves
@@minimmats fake deep
@@minimmats You know, kid me is fine. But teen me?
They deserve a right wallop to the head for the shit they did.
As an Italian, I can confirm that shouting "arrivederci" randomly is one of our favorite afternoon activities.
How often do you order the gabagool?
just like Bruno Bucciarati
Arrivederci!
@@guaperryz596 Arrivederci!
Arrivederci!
8:17 The grandpa being dropped off is a reference to The Exorcist. Which... y'know, I'm fine with a kids movie throwing in a reference to an older movie for the parents watching, but this one just feels so... random and disconnected.
To me it felt like goosebumps
I was looking for someone else who also got it 👌
“…random and disconnected.” Just like all of the “references” in Seltzer and Friedberg’s movies.
Yeah. A kid is not going to get that reference. I mean what parent would let a child watch The Exorcist, a film that still scares even adults???
@@shadow_raven1983I got it as a kid 😂 I watched lots of horror movies back then 🤷🏽 exorcist wasn’t scary though now the gate that scared me as a kid🤣🤣🤣
I'm part Italian and I constantly have to stop myself from yelling out "ARRIVEDERCI! " to anyone I pass by on the street. My ancestors demand it.
Lucky, as part English I have to fight the urge to put flags on everything and call it mine
@@saffronic3026 What?
Van Buran hilarious...
arrivederci (im not italian)
Me, as a Jojo Fan:
Did he just call “I like to move it” the crazy frog song-
He really did I-
he fucking did, now he must be punished for this transgression by listening to the real crazy frog song on loop xD
We need a apology video !
@@tuecceut7303 bionic pig is cancelled now. How DARE HE SCORN THE NAME OF CRAZY FROG?
Yami Yugi I KNOW IM SO MAD,KNOW YOUR 2000’s HITS PIG
I haven't seen any comments yet about it, so I'll say it: the "Tush Queen" was the mom on Wizards of Waverly Place (in case anyone thought she looked familiar)
Whaaa-
I was scrolling through comments to see if anyone else had noticed. I was too into wizards of waverly place as a kid to not recognize her immediately.
Omg I thought so, but I wasn't sure. Thanx for confirming!
I knew she looked familiar
Since it took me until the towards the end to realize it, I'll also note that the bad guy was played by Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation).
8:00 I like the detail of the cops saying "Don't call again". It makes you think he's done this before, and he's just a crazy person.
Fun Fact: It was during the filming of the Turtle Club scene that 9/11 happened. Definitely a cursed moment in film.
OH MY GOOODDDDDD
hhhha ate ur nose
Omg can you explain
That is the only scene I can remember and quote.
Commenting for later reference
I don't yell random Italian in the streets
Mostly because I'm not Italian
Edit: thanks for the likes. It's all because of The Brock
Me too
Are you taking the pasta out of this spaghetti mixed movie.
@@kytzvejaru319 probably.🤷 But I apologize. This movie is obviously a masterpiece. And pasta is just good.
Stop editing comments when you get likes
if being appreciative is a bad thing. Then I guess I'm a bad person. So be it
the accent is bringing me back to middle school when hetalia was a thing and the dubbed italy(s) sounded just like that and boy do i hate myself
how dare you utter it’s name
@@quillynorlya6743 I'm so sorry 😔
It was a different time
*war flashbacks*
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my family still quotes "am I turtely enough for the turtle club" to this day, and that scene was filmed during 9/11, and they had a moment of silence in the turtle costume
Brown bricks
After the moment of silence Dana said Tuurtle
My family does too LMAO
What, you expect Dana Carvey to take off the costume for the moment of silence, then put it back on to continue filming?
I’m 90% sure that’s a joke from a podcast you fools
"I disguise myself as a toilet in your bathroom." IS THAT WHY MY TOILET SEAT IS ALWAYS WARM?
You sneeze in the bathroom and someone says bless you and you now it
And it just got creepier somehow!
This hits differently when you live alone.
The worst part about this is that in the part where they're speaking italian, the subtitles do not match what they're saying at all. Like they didn't even try.
His name was Larry H. Bacon just because it’s a kids movie doesn’t excuse poor production quality.
lol they basically said 'its a bit skinny, her butt. you dont like it?' and the pistaachio guy just goes yeh yeh. i unterstand.its a butt thats small but even a certain (non italian word)'
@His name was Larry H. Bacon the target audience of a piece of media doesn't excuse bad quality for said media. Spiderman into the spiderverse is childrens content, and it won an oscar. Just because its for kids doesn't mean it should be able to get away with being shit.
That's because it wasn't Italian, it was Dutch.
Seems pretty Spaghetti pizza to me
Fun fact: the Turtle Club scene was filmed on 9/11. Like, it actually was. They had a moment of silence and then Dana Carvey said "tuuuuuuuurtle"
Epic
I want this to be true, so I am not going to look it up and just believe it.
Not sure if this is a “fun” fact
i swear u got that from oneyplays
So That's why the movie is Cursed
24:13 This confirms my theory about this film. And that is that throughout the entire experience of filming this movie, Dana Carvey was probably taking some wicked hard Molly or PCP while on set.
this was my favourite movie when i was like 5 years old and as much as i know this vid will make me suffer, i know that the suffering shall be well deserved, and at the very least, it shall be educational
i am ready
yet i am also not
god, help my soul..............................
This movie got me through tough times as a kid so i feel you, But as much as it hurts me this is almost definitely not as good as I remember.
This movie was so good as I recall but I haven't seen the video yet
Edit from watching it: Yeah, it's bad
This
@@tyronemagnus6543 is that sim one of the poor souls of Gray sims videos?
@@eatmypanart Jim Pickens is the Dear Leader, a mastermind entrepreneur who is simultaneously the hero and villain of the CallMeKevin universe
The scene with the old guy coming out the taxi creepily is a reference to the horror movie “The Exorcist.”
Not really a horror movie
Emilio Pena I consider it since there are creepy scenes
@@TingusPingus445 It is a horror movie...
That's literally entirely what it is.
I think pig was being sarcastic.
Emilio Pena how? It is THE horror movie
James Bond can retire now. I hear he has a daughter he has to take care of.
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@@AxxLAfriku imagine having to shit on yourself to make people sub out of pity
@@AxxLAfriku no offense but u seem like u make scat videos
@@AxxLAfriku ...I think this is a joke and I really hope it is
Greatest spy ever and wow you censored "dead"
I’ve never seen this movie outside a couple clips from reviews, but I’m under the impression that this was Dana Carvey’s attempt at making an Austin Powers-esque movie.
it was. He had a falling out with Myers because he claimed Austin Powers was his character idea and Myers took it for himself.
This was supposed to be revenge for Mike basing his Dr. Evil on Dana's "Lorne Michaels" impression.
Adding that Shrek joke must've been a sulky attempt at "I can do yours as good as you, nyah nyah" lol
I have yet to meet anyone from these races and sex that is offended by this movie!
I am convinced that it is just a bunch of liberal Alt Left that are "offended" on their behalf, which is pathetic!
They are so desperate for something to complain about, and if you happen to be someone from any of these races, or a woman that is OK with this humor, they will proceed to demean you, and say you are a boot licker.
But that's perfectly OK in their backwards thinking!
Hypocrites!
The "Am I turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club" soundbite has been playing on loop in my head for 15 years
Literally the only line anyone ever remembers from this awful movie
Facts hahaha
My mom has referenced that line for years. I was horrified when I found out that it was from this movie.
Omg same
Same
He didn’t even mention that the farts are all the same sound.
I recently watched Austin Powers and still laughed pretty hard. But please never compare this awful monstrosity to Austin Powers or any other classic.
Agreed
Yeah Austin Powers actually WAS funny. This was just painful.
Austin powers is still top tier for irreverent comedies
This is the same man who compared Eddie Murphy to Adam Sandler 🤷♂️
The Austin powers movies were awful 😖
It was a reference to "the exorcist" and idk why.
I was literally going to say the EXACT same thing 😂
Yup!
I never got that as a kid OMG!
Lowkey gave off Goosebumps vibes too tho
@@cozeyhoney3535 It even had the same music
"do any Italians just randomly yell arrivederci?"
*Bruno Buccellati sweating*
I was thinking of this
Okay, but that’s Bruno. He’s an exception.
facts
You mean Bucciarati?
@@nobodygoodfr9556 thats the japanese pronounce
i thought this movie was the funniest shit ever has a kid id even tell the exact same jokes from that movie to my friends who had no idea what i was talking about
Do you happen to know anyone who randomly says arrivederci, Narancia?
Damn Passione must be getting tired of the jokes from the movie
AEROSMITH
Who’s your daddy
I randomly quote the turtle club thing just to mess with him.
Fun fact: Dana Carvey once said that he originally wanted to make a Mission Impossible type movie with a master of disguise being a part of the team.
Thats what everybody calls a random woman on the street who they are hot for right? Toosh queen?
Yes. As an Italian Scottish man, I always call EVERYONE Toosh queen
@@tyronemagnus6543 "Are you called Victoria? Because you be looking like a *SPONGE CAKE*"
Is it Toosh or Tush?
@@HellfireHeather I always thought it was tush but
Were there other names for these women?
"tush queen" was played by the mom from wizards of waverly place... i dont know how to feel about this
aroused or amused, pick one
all the female ruso’s can get my wand
@@dominickmccall7544 all the Russos above the age of 18 could get it. Ngl
Yeah, "movies that are so stupid they're funny" have been almost like a whole new genre since the early 90's.
Star Wars Prequels?
Billy Madison was a good movie
@@seniorboomer1371 Happy Gilmore was better.
Have you seen samurai cop? It's from 70's or 80's. Falls deep into so stupid it's funny category
I was so prepared to be like “Noooo, this was a great move back in the day, you can’t judge it on today’s standards!” But then I watch an was like “ did I actually like this movie?”
Same this movie was the shit as a kid but I never understood the “jokes”..
Yeah. I enjoyed this movie as a kid, but boy do I hate it now.
I have yet to meet anyone from these races and sex that is offended by this movie!
I am convinced that it is just a bunch of liberal Alt Left that are "offended" on their behalf, which is pathetic!
They are so desperate for something to complain about, and if you happen to be someone from any of these races, or a woman that is OK with this humor, they will proceed to demean you, and say you are a boot licker.
But that's perfectly OK in their backwards thinking!
Hypocrites!
*BionicPIG's mom smoking a cigarette while pregnant:*
"It won't affect my child"
*BionicPIG, watching Masters of Disguise 12 years later:*
"This is the best goddamn film ever created"
you can tell he really loves this movie.
@Keith Marshall ):
Bro, BionicPig confused a German with a Scotsman
Not going to lie, I loved this movie as a kid.
I don't want to watch it as an adult because it just.... can't have aged well.
What kind of misspelling is that
To this day, I still quote the turtle club scene. “Am I not turrrltely enough for the turrrtle club?”
But you must do it with the shoulder shrug as you say it :P
I say "turtle" every so often still 😁
GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
It and the tiny wiener joke are the only things I remember from this film
Literally the only funny thing I remember about the movie
I'm kinda glad that this is Dana carveys legacy
Apparently after shrek hit it big Dana got super jealous and bitter towards Mike Myers for his success
And pretty much ended their friendship
This movie was a train wreck to film and was rushed beyond belief
I even heard Jennifer Esposito had a terrible time filming because her character was constantly sexualized and harrassed
Dana Carvey’s legacy is SNL and his stand up. Dude is legitimately hilarious and is a great impressionist.
@@seakermac5800 he's very talented
But let small things ruin his career
@ricorojas apparently he was upset at MM for "ripping off" his Lorne Michaels impression to create the Dr. Evil character. I still appreciate his Church Lady/Bush/Garth stuff, though.
(He says he's over it but still brings it up, so, y'know...)
An Italian randomly saying " Arriverderci" in the middle of the street is like a Texans person saying "Yeeeeeeh Ahhhh" everytime he sees a horse.
Do you mean Yeehaw?
Yeeeh ahhh?
No better movie cliche like a Texan yelling “yeeeeeh Ahhhh” and then everyone being “m’kay sir”
i mean i am texan and i do definitely say yeehaw a lot
i have never, in my entire life, seen yeehaw spelled that way. i dont know how to feel rn
I feel like people miss use the word "cringe" A lot but this, This right here is in fact, Cringe.
Si
If something makes you feel so uncomfortable that you want to get away from it, thats the meaning of cringe...before it got so overused that it lost its meaning.
People miss use cringe???
@@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 all the time, they call everything cringe to the point it doesnt have a meaning because it has been used for so many different things
*misuse
When you were commenting on the main character racially stereotyping an Indian person the perfect ad came up. You stated, "isn't this basically the equivalent of..." Then add started, "...being a person of color."
🤣
LMAO
Oh noooo XDDD
Woooooww lmao 😂
"Video Sharing Platform Giant TH-cam Encounters Fifth Controversy This Year"
January 3rd 2023
My dad made me watch this with my siblings as a child and I’ve never been prouder of my younger self for realizing this movie was horrible and unfunny😌
Same here. My family watched it and I’m super proud of my younger self for not laughing once during this abomination.
I have yet to meet anyone from these races and sex that is offended by this movie!
I am convinced that it is just a bunch of liberal Alt Left that are "offended" on their behalf, which is pathetic!
They are so desperate for something to complain about, and if you happen to be someone from any of these races, or a woman that is OK with this humor, they will proceed to demean you, and say you are a boot licker.
But that's perfectly OK in their backwards thinking!
Hypocrites!
This whole movie is basically Dana Carvey trying to flex his impersonations.
Its like he made this movie for a resume
Isn’t that special?
Both of them?
Like he could've just made an SNL complication and release it in theatres lol
But they are all awful
Pronouncing it "pista-shi-oh" is what makes his accent sound fake
how the fuck else do you pronounce it??? i’ve never heard anyone else in the world say pistachio
@@thetwistedsamurai Since he's italian, he would pronounce it Pistackyo.
woah seriously? ive legitimately never heard it said that way in my life... it is a pretty rare word though in fairness
@@thetwistedsamurai In Italy it's pronounced Pistakkio.
the-twisted-samurai same i’ve never heard anyone say “pistakkio” until my professor told us that “pistashio” is just the english way of saying pistacchio, and that its plural form is pistacchi
fun fact:
this was my verbally abusive stepfather's favorite movie
Guese you can say
The movie is a bad as your stepfather
EUGENE WONG wh
Makes sense
Sounds about right
I see you’re a man of culture as well
As an Italian, I can confirm we do in fact shout "arrivederci" at least five times a day. It's uncontrolable.
I see. I'm...sorry, to hear that?
I'm half Italian and dyinnnnnnn 😂😂😂
“That’s the worst Italian accent I’ve heard in my life”
Nicholas Cage: *cracks knuckles
Are you talking about Moonstruck?
Alexis-Marie _ I was thinking of Captain Corelli’s Mandolin
@@Stargazer_Pie ahhhhhh never seen it/heard of it .. might give it a go
I remember awkwardly watching this at a kid's house who I thought I was friends with but who actually just pretended to be my friend so her mom could sell me Mary Kay products
This has to be the most 2000's thing sorry for them using you tho
that's the most hunbot thing i've ever heard. poor girl probably super resented her mother as she grew up.
You were MLM’d 😔
Man you should have just stolen all her foundation and then left in Avon did it note under her pillow
Even before I clicked on this video I was like "wasn't this that movie where he disguises himself as a turtle-person that I thought was hilarious when I was a kid". I share your pain.
That's what I thought 9 years ago, now "it's the movie Nostalgia Critic did a review of where the fart joke is a mystical character"...time is so fake huh.
Turtle part lives rent free in my head to this day 🤣
I do love that the bad guys is played by data from star trek next generation. Brent spiner is an underrated actor.
The amount of people that comments they loved this movie as kids kinda explain the longevity of Adam Sandler’s career.
Minus uncut gems
C L O R O X and Punch-Drunk Love.
I mean his movies when he produces or writes.
Happy Gilmore fricking slaps
C L O R O X uncut gems was just an extended scene of people talking over each other, it hardly makes up for the amount of crappy movies he’s made lmao
Carlos Mathews I mean the whole reason why I brought up uncut gems was Bc it’s literally Adam Sandler’s best movie in years but I figured people like you wouldn’t like it for reasons unknown
I used to love this movie as a kid, but I only remember the scene where he was a turtle, I literally don’t remember anything else. 21:40 - 23:14 I relate 100% and felt all of your pain and disappointment. I remember that scene making me laugh so much. God, why?
And I have no idea why I loved this movie. Weird.
I haven’t seen this movie in a *long* time and I’d forgotten the Indian scene. Yikes.
I remember being so confused by this scene specifically when I was watching it as a kid...
I remember seeing advertisements for this movie, but it never looked funny enough to watch, so I never did,
Same
I'd love to see a version of this movie where everyone is still insane, but the main character is the only one seeing how ridiculous everything is. When the situation would require a disguise or some convoluted plan, the main character just sighs and does something normal to fix the situation.
im not usually here this early but gotta say all the comments begging for likes disgust me like bro its not even a min after upload just watch the damn vid
Eden Drain you are so right if you agree give this comment a like
so right can this comment get 500k likes in the next 5 hours XD
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I’m trying to decide if this was a very clever attempt at like begging, But Because it summarizes my view of the state of comments you get a like.
I despise even more the people that like those comments
The "Irish" accent you thought he did was meant to be German. MEANT TO BE.
You mean the one he called “Scottish” at 27:27? I figured that had to be either - like you said - German, or maybe Austrian. I don’t know much about the history or traditional clothing of that region, but I DEFINITELY know that wasn’t meant to be Scottish. He’d probably be wearing an Irish tartan if they were going for Scottish 😂
He said Scottish but yeah that confused me lol
I'm Scottish and NO-ONE sounds like that other than Germans
@@blackous7629 yeah I kinda ballsed it up😂
@@tyronemagnus6543 you're Scottish?
That turtle scene was like _the_ scene back then.
Idk if anyone said it but the turtle club scene was filmed on September the 11th 2001 so they had a moment of silence on set whilst filming
This movie is basically just random = funny
lol isn't that what zoomer humor is in a nutshell
But thats what humour is today, this movie still shit tho
Yea if a gachas with no humor or good editing skills made a movie
@@nikkiiwithani no
@@nikkiiwithani this is serious boomer energy
The reference with the old man being dropped off is most likely The Exorcist. He’s being dropped off to what sounds like Tubular Bells, which is basically the theme from the movie, along with looking like the poster/scene of the movie which is the priest standing under a street lamp.
the main character looks like the disgusting stalker all the girls in high school avoid and he secretly has pictures of every girl sleeping in their bedroom
I had a fond memory of this movie as a kid bc me and my dad would randomly say “perhaps im not turlely enough for the turtle club”
As an Indian, that brownface was just... not comfortable 😬
as a fellow brown person (malay), same 🤢
fun fact, bionicpig has said the n word so he aint much better lol
@@moistcorpse4908 what really? When did that happen?
moist corpse Mate you don’t know the amount of Desi people who say the n-word
@Jay aight buster -_-
Johnathan John von Jonathan the 3rd is the best character in all of literature
He’s a jojo
TL;DR
JoJoJo
What's his Stand?
@@--Io-- hamon
0:44 think I’d be pretty confused if I discovered a second toilet in my bathroom
I swear to god I remember this being a Mike Myers movie buy apparently not.
Fun fact Jim Carrey was rumoured to be in this film.
Possible Mandela Effect?
I started dying when you went off about how funny you found the turtle scene because holy shit if that wasn't the funniest shit when I was kid.
as a '97 kid myself, the 2000's were a hell of a drug
😂😂😂
88” kid here tell me about it I am still seeing dragons and leprechauns
Does 2003 count in here? ;3;
Man I was brown in 2006 and I watched all of these movies idk why I’m in the time range for like those Disney shows
As a '03 kid myself I completely agree
I watched this movie so much as a kid
same 😂
sameee
The only thing well executed in this movie is the pacing of the recurring fart jokes.
Yet that's not what people remember about it, because like a Michael Bay movie, it's hard to remember the top fart moments when your entire movie is one giant incoherent fart.
Dana made this movie for his young son, I believe he was under 10 at the time, so indeed- a movie for kids, well, a kid
World's best father
😂
If my dad did this for me I would disown him
@@ashikjaman1940 "Thanks for the Bentley, dad! Oh... wait... you made a bad movie... I... I can't..."
M N Exactly
@Jay fragile
I'm not laughing at the farts. I'm laughing at the fact that James Brolin doesn't react to the farts. 😂 His blank expressions is what kills me.
That was James Brolin!? Wtf 😳
And Brett Spiner’s reactions to them are kind of funny.
That alongside the turtle guy scene, and the slapping part were the only funny parts to me
And the dead silence too.
I’m sure, deep down Brolin was thinking “where’s my paycheck?”.
I completely forgot this movie existed until the scenes started rolling then I realized I knew EXACTLY what it was and remembered all the scenes oops
Your memory couldn't repress them far back enough
I was in sixth grade when this came out and my teacher put it on the last day of class. All of my classmates were laughing at it and I thought it was so stupid, I ended up drawing and writing poetry at my desk the entire time.
You go, child me. You go
You my friend have earned respect since I know exactly what that’s like in your perspective. In 6th grade in my history class, my teacher offered students to watch either Toy Story 3 or Marmaduke. But of course, 97% of them hyperactively voted for Marmaduke over Toy Story 3 while the 3% such as myself lost all faith in humanity by drawing pictures of smarter content than what I was forced to sit through.
I guess I'm a normie cuz this stupid shit humor still cracks me up
It's just... not funny...
I thought this movie was hilarious when I was in 4th grade. Definitely hasn't aged well. Or maybe I haven't aged well. Both are probably true.
This character is literally written by Michael Scott, it kills me that I thought of that because I can't stop thinking about it
One time I went to a girls house and she put this movie on. Never looked at her the same.
Was her name Hannah?
@@justalittleblue9228 I gotta assume your Hannah
@@Dontfundme1 Sorry my friend, I think I'm gonna have to assume your name is Hannah
We need answers, Cam! Was her name Hannah??
Lmao her name was Nina
Fun fact: when I saw this as a kid, I thought the movie was called “The Master of Da Skies” and I thought that until well into my 20s
I always thought it was a weird name for the movie 🤣
So this is the “turtly enough for the turtle club” movie. I remember hearing about it in a 4 year old youtube video, and it really is *that* bad.
Recent news: A random, smooth-talking, black robed, sunglass-wearing man was spotted running away from a break-and-enter crime dressed as a small toilet.
You're still not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club
Turtle, turtle.
Turtle
Turtle 🐢
Ooo burn
i love how his dad and his grandfather *literally* turn into other people but he doesn’t. feels like he’s doing something wrong
This movie took all italian stereotypes and played them straight to a painful degree. And as an Italian, we say arrivederci to random people, but only if they're walking away from us. It's rude otherwise.
?
-🤓🤓🤓🤓
The 00’s have nothing on 80’s teen movies. Nothing but date rpe.
Please give me a few examples
Allan III there’s too many. Revenge of the Nerds is the first one to pop to mind.
Ugh those make me so uncomfortable i honestly can't watch them so much casual rape and molestation
Why does Pistachio sound like Italy from Hetalia, jesus, I'm getting war flashbacks from middle school that I don't like
How dare you mention the accursed name
5:14-5:26 When you're so desperate to catch up with your best friend's success that you mimic one of his most famous characters.
I loved this movie so much when I was a kid and I'm so glad that the jokes that went over my head were all of the racist and misogynistic ones.
Patrick Stuart, Captain Picard, is in the Emoji Movie
@Cameron Belanger lol
Imagine being this much of a squishy, whiny child. Lol
@Cameron Belanger why did you put those things in quotes like they werent in the movie? lol also, not liking sexist or racist jokes isn’t “sensitive” like you said, this person just doesn’t like that type of humor. get over it lol
Same
the farting bits aren’t funny, you’re just happy every character shut up for 20 seconds
JOSEPH OSWALD 😂
FARTING IS FUNNY PEOPLE WAKE UP
@Gir Doodie You’re not serious are you? And if you are, please tell me you’re an 8 year old
Comedy is subjective atg
sorry BionicPig, you're just not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club.
I love that Dana Carvey actually confirmed the Internet rumor that he took a moment of silence for the victims of 9/11 while wearing the turtle costume from this movie
I’ve seen somewhere that where he say “am I turtley enough to be in the turtle club?” Was shot on 9/11/2001
It seems like they were going for a child friendly Austin Powers kinda movie, which could have been good, if they had decent writers.
Butnaustin powers isnt really child friendly xD
@@zxkapkap4665 Read my comment again bruh
His Italian accent was on par with Brad Pitts in "Inglorious Bastards". 🤣😂
Studio: "This movie is for kids"
Also the Studio: Exorcist reference
Video Title: [movie is] offensive.
*click*
Video Title: [movie is] unfunny
Thought I was seeing things for a sec lol
As an Italian no we do not talk that way but I also always loved that he named his dog the cuteness
Speaking of movies that are only funny as a kid and never again, review Little Nicky please.
That's how I felt after rewatching Billy Madison. Loved it when I was younger but not so much now
Lili Kain billy Madison is still hilarious
Hey little nicky still has some good moments
I still have a guilty pleasure for stuff like Billy Madison and Little Nicky. After Punch Drunk Love and Spanglish though, Sandler and Happy Madison went downhill. Hard.
When I was 17 in '04 and stuck on a school bus for the disabled children that was repurposed for 4 weeks w 3 other kids and 2 chaperones, this was one of the only movies we had. It was this, finding Nemo, Shrek, Fargo and Artanarjuat:the fast runner. You begin to find things funny when trapped in such conditions.
I'm Italian-American and I can confirm that we do just day "aya bababooi!" to passersby all the time
"SPAGHETT BUABUABUA BAGHETT"
@@EveTheRaviolo SPAGETT! gotcha spooked ya
I was laughing after the fart then it cut to the “Indian impersonation” and I cringed sooo hard
What a gut punch of a transition
It’s a PG movie u can’t expect much
@@pablodrawsx7702 u joking
@@jarrodedson5441 I’m not
Its supposed to be cringy. It was his first try at being master disguise. As the movie went on His disguises and impersonations got better and better. I believe the Turtle 1 was his second character to be Master of Disguises to show his Development which was not quite good but hilarious. Plus Its the year 2000. Give us a break. Internet still wasnt a thing. 😂🤣.
The protagonist of this movie thinks every girl belongs to the streets apparently
Anti-Simp
Chris Funk so a misogynist
@@rockinonthemove yeep
*I'm Italian and we all set our alarms at 2pm so we can all say it in unison. Don't tell anyoneI told you our secret.*