@@RabbitGoBrrr mine is the exact same way, the wiring is all exposed but it works fine. If i try to charge my phone on most other chargers tho, it doesn't work!
I’m the figure in the dark, I’m the man that goes berserk, I’m the demon in your dreams, I’m the terror in your screams. Oh it’s so easy when your evil, The feeling to feel so free, Even the devil invites me for tea, I do it all cause I’m evil, So the next time you see me, I swear I’ll be your final tears and pleas. ~Violin plays~
I thought this song would go great as Count Olaf's theme song. If you don't know he is the villan in A Series of Unfortunate Events which is a book series by lemony snicket
@@thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978 In RL, yes. I don't know if Daybreaker takes showers at all. I mean, she has a fire mane and tail. She is the SUN. Luna would be the type to take showers.
i'm the sickness in your gut, when you eat too much I'm the sense of dreed you have in bed i'm the knocking in the wall, i'm the neighbor who killed your dog i'm the man in your head, telling you that you should be dead
"When the Devil is too busy... And Death's a bit too much... They call on me, by name you see! For my special touch!" The perfect lines for an Evil Rogue.
"To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune, To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize" Alrighty, can we just hold up real quick and appreciate how WELL that line was written?
Is it just me or does this sound like it would make a great tango? For some reason, I picture a tango between the villain and the heroine of any story.
When people think of chaos, they think of wild fever dreams, distorted colours, or meaningless babble. To me, chaos is the orchestrated set of events that result in a *bad day*
@Anton Babani Haha. Forgot I wrote this. I was thinking about how the worst things in my life always start small. A stubbed toe, or butter than just won't spread, puts me in a bad mood for the rest of the day and bad things keep happening.
Yes Sir, every word I wrote above is true. She left me after 22 years of the most intense and close relationship I had imagined in my life; after ten months of deep melancholy, I felt my heart beating for another woman and I instantly stopped to feel the sorrow.
Voltaire needs to make a stage musical. Not sure about what it would be about, but with his musical and storytelling skills I just know it would be amazing.
The Walking Dead...Remind me ALL the characters that dies even when you make good choices that COULD have saved them? There was the Clem fake out death...Kenny and Lee dies no matter WHAT you do...
I'm the homework you forgot. I'm the broken mail slot. I'm the eyelash in your eyes. I'm the stich in your side. I'm the hiccup in your chest. I'm the hair in your vest. I'm the thirst when you sleep. I'm the pain when you weep.
Questionable Quinton I’m the plush TH-cam channel that recycles its jokes and keeps the same, annoying character just for money and more views (SML/Jeffy)
Ironically enough, there is a good chance that only a few villains would identify to this song. Like they say, "villains are the heroes of their own stories".
I made up a character that's almost based on this song along with Voltaire's vocals. If I ever succeed in making animation, I hope Voltaire will do singing voices for my character.
It is a great saying, if nonsensical. It is supposed to mean "if you live long enough you become evil", but even if you stay a hero until old age gets you you "die a hero" in the strictest sense X)
I have cats. That (thankfully) only creeps me out when it owns more than four legs. Funny, I’m fine with spiders and bees, but any other bug gets me running away screaming.
it's funny that he isn't actually like deadly, he's just really annoying true evil edit: Oh LORDY I didn't even know that I had so many likes??? Omg thank you??? I made this post like a year ago and never thought it'd get this much attention qwq
I love how Miss Fortune and Sir Prize are a double irony thing Miss Fortune: good! but misfortune as well, bad. Sir Prize: good! a prize! but surprise: no, probably not good.
When zoroark's not in galar and grimmsnarl's a bit too much And you need a decent dark type That don't need no sucker punch To the psychics I'm a phobia To the ghosts I am demise But call for me by any name I got dark pulse, snarl, and throat spray I'm the cutiefly in your soup I'm the dwebble in your shoe The hypno by your bed itching to get in your head I'm the unnecessary crit The shiny killed within one hit cubone's mother long since died and I'm the reason why Oh it's so easy when your thievul this is the life you see giritina tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm thievul and I do it all for free whatever to achieve my victory While there's trainers to make sad while there's berries to be had while I may not learn trick I still remain cunning and slick I'll be there I'll be waiting at rout 7 life's a game I'm glad I'm in it ever since I was a nickit Oh it's so easy when your thievul this is the life you see giritina tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm thievul and I do it all for free whatever to achieve my victory
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark-type. And I promise on my F.E.A.R Soul. To do as i am told, Lord Yveltal has never seen a Mon like me, who not only does his job, but does it happily. 2:30
I'm your foe's crit earthquake I'm the banettes in the hall knowing hypnosis and dream eater I'm far worse than team skull I'm the honnedge in your back my color scheme red and black I'm Mina's messed up art Defeatist, truant, and slow start Oh it's so easy when your thievul this is the life you see giritina tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm thievul and I do it all for free whatever to achieve my victory
This song helps my anxiety go away, and calms me down. I love this song. I listen to this song every day. A couple times a day. I always sing along to it as well.
elijah o so freakin' true!!!! that one part of the ringed city where those red phantoms are shooting at you and you're like "goddangit all, i had 200k souls!" that part sucks big time.
Them: And no one loves you when you're evil Me a person who always falls in love with villains and evil characters whether it be from games or Anime: Liar
This song can't be use to describe any good and chaotic and evil cartoon villain. Like, Discord, Bill Cipher, "Him", Aku, Black Hat, Alastor, Child, Darcy etc.
I'm the flying roach out at night. I'm the termites that always bite , I'm the ants that infest your home , I'm sound you hear when you're home alone. I'm the unknown knock at the door , I'm the hole in the cloths you tore , I'm the other eye you can't draw , I'm the song you can't find that once you saw .
I like how theres two jokes in the "Miss Fortune" and "Sir Prize" titles; 1.) The obvious wordplay on misfortune and surprise. 2.) The fact that many evil people and characters like the Devil try to portray themselves as charming bringers of fortune and prizes, when in reality; SURprise, they bring you MISfortune.
I'm the guy who puts Pineapple on your non Pineapple Pizza. I'm the guy who drives slow down your street at 2am playing loud music. I'm the guy who closes the Elevator as you ask to keep it open. I'm the guy who turns cereal boxes and cans on their sides. I know I'm evil after all I got you to read this. I hope you forget about the Lego brick and D20 you're about to step on.
Good thing you asked, but prepare yourself to a really long answer: Much, much long ago, there was an evil emperor called Voltaire. His kingdom was always at war, illness and hunger used to spread over the land, the population had to work 20 hours a day, even woman and children, and no one knew the true meaning of hope. But then, a light decided to shine. For less than a minute, a light actually shone over an abandoned cathedral. A child was born. Not any child, but the child of the prophecy. His angelic face got briefly illuminated by the light that entered through a small hole in the ceiling, and everyone present, saw the newborn. Nothing special, just another chldren. BUT, as he grew up, he got different. He got strong, without an actual reason, he was wise and smart, even though he never studied, and soon, the emperor himself knew about him. He sent royal guards to kill him, but at that day, he was out of home. When he got back, his familly was dead, and a note was left on the floor near their bodies. If you seek vengeance, come to my castle. None of the guards will atempt to stop you. Overcome by rage, he made haste to the castle, but back he stoped. Like an angel stoped him. He didn't know why he did that, but when he looked back, a sword was there on the very place he just steped on. He picked up the blade, and got back to runing. But when he got to the castle he got traped by the guards. Every single guard at the gate. 20 or 30 of them. Defeated. With the blood stained sword, he got to the emperor room, and trapped him inside him. He left town, no traces of him anywhere nearby. The legend says the emperor will be free once someone atempt to use that cursed sword again. And when that happens, the child of the prophecy would be reborn. This day is today, and here, begins, our epic adventure X-End of introduction-X Here is the intro disney, now MAKE THE MOVIE!
Paulo Victor Silva Ferreira Kinda sounds more like Jesus getting a machine gun as he proceeds to kill any Roman standing against him on his way to whop the Emperor.
*I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!!!!* *It's Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday!* *BABY BABY BABY OOHHH* *BECAUSE IM HAPPYYYY CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL-* *I'm so sorry, you can kill me if you wish XD*
Well if its a rock and gothic song that is satanic then its fine but if its a girly and annoying princess song,,,,you better know never to do it or you'll see hell or get karma which I hate annoying songs and anything pink so if its barbie song then HELL TO THE FUCKING SHIT BLOODY MARY!!!
Being evil has never sounded like so much fun.
Ikr
When did it not sound fun?
Being evil is so fun!
It’s always fun..
Oh, yes, it did!
I'm the phone charger that only works when angled a certain way.
Oh my Jesus fucking Christ this is relatable
@@RabbitGoBrrr mine is the exact same way, the wiring is all exposed but it works fine. If i try to charge my phone on most other chargers tho, it doesn't work!
Same but with headphones
@@bluegloriousgames The agony we suffer through when that happens...
You monster..
A lyric he should add, "I'm that sock that slides off in your boots."
I did feel that one..
What kind of socks are you wearing? Never had one do that, of course I wear tube socks like an old man
That used to happen a lot. But now don't wear socks with boots, my feet do get a bit hurt tho but pain is better than life
The itch on the bottom of your foot that you cant get cuz youre wearing shoes you cant slip on and off
Accurate 😂😂😂
"Miss fortune."
"Sir prize."
Take my like and get out of my face
I didn't notice the second one until you said it
@@kawaiiwitch4975 I didn’t notice either...
Hey I cant undrestand that part can you explain me?
Edit:I think I understand now misfortune and surprize right?
@@questionmark521 mmhm!
@@questionmark521 yep!
I'm the Lego on the floor,
I'm the gum on the door,
I'm the nail in the board you meet,
I'm the cramp in your feet.
y-you MONSTER!
For a second I thought it was _gun_ not gum.
*EITHERWAY IT'LL STILL WORK (CRACKS SHOTGUN)*
I’m the figure in the dark,
I’m the man that goes berserk,
I’m the demon in your dreams,
I’m the terror in your screams.
Oh it’s so easy when your evil,
The feeling to feel so free,
Even the devil invites me for tea,
I do it all cause I’m evil,
So the next time you see me,
I swear I’ll be your final tears and pleas.
~Violin plays~
İts gave me the goosebumps🥶
@@adragon2462DAYUM THAT WAS GOOD
I’m your favorite show that gets canceled on a cliffhanger.
i'm the horror game that scares object terror printer after he got grounded after he yelled at mlp pinkie pie
*cough* Wander Over Yonder
JFC please stop doing that
clone high
AAAAAAAAA
This sounds like the theme song of someone destined to do evil, and just accepts it, preferring not to fight fate.
Really I can only think of the Devil but this guy only shows up when he's too busy so I got nothing
+Dreamer511 freddy kruger
+Dreamer511 Mr. Hyde?
+Dreamer511 Or Malphas. He seems the most logical.
+Dreamer511 M.night shamalan? Justin bieber? The guy who invented Lenny face?
I love how the song starts as ranting about annoying things, such as rocks in a shoe, but as it progresses, it starts to mention actual evil things.
I'm the lego under your feet
Natalie Gutsmiedl
Slow down Satan no need to get too evil
Are you from Double Hell?
Good lord, sir/madam! Have some decency! How could a being, having a conscience or no, stoop to such levels?!
Bad day
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE EVIL!
I can't be the only one who thinks this could be the perfect choice for a disney villain song
Camilo Garcia Ylasaari youre not I feel the same way
I thought this song would go great as Count Olaf's theme song. If you don't know he is the villan in A Series of Unfortunate Events which is a book series by lemony snicket
Nathan Tincher I know count olaf and he would seem pretty perfect for this song :)
Camilo Garcia Ylasaari i think the same thing
that would be perfect!
I'm the homework you suddenly remember at eleven pm on a Sunday.
@@Reichsritter same bro
Good thing it’s summer break!
we meet again, homeowork
666 likes
MONSTER !
I'm the shampoo bottle that falls when your in the shower and the rest of you're house is asleep.
who takes a shower when everyone’s asleep
@@oceanman7176 is it not normal? I do it so that everyone leaves me alone and isn't trying to knock and stuff
@@oceanman7176 Ummm.....ME?!?!?!?!?
@@ScourgeIsBestVillain YOU?!
@@thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978 In RL, yes. I don't know if Daybreaker takes showers at all. I mean, she has a fire mane and tail. She is the SUN. Luna would be the type to take showers.
Voltaire needs to voice a Disney villain one of these days.
Agree
+minutemuse Agreed; he certainly has the voice for it
definitly.
I'm surprised he hasn't yet
Yup but no mustache
I’m the 0.01% of germs that the hand sanitizer can’t remove
It's not that it doesn't it is that it can't
Angel zxre well your in luck superbugs are on the rise. why you may ask? It’s quite simple, over prescriptions of antibiotics.
Well,speaking from 2020,that didn't age well 🤣
Nico Karnbach
Yeah lmao 😂
This just got a whole new meaning😅
Can we take a second for the violin though?
Corylus Bluefox I know dude the violin is actually perfect
A second? That was dope. We need to study it for months
A month? We need to set up classes in schools worldwide to study and appreciate it
666th like.
At certain parts of the solo, I couldn't tell if it was a violin or a viola.
I'm the anxiety about nothing that hits you while you're having a good day
i'm the sickness in your gut, when you eat too much
I'm the sense of dreed you have in bed
i'm the knocking in the wall, i'm the neighbor who killed your dog
i'm the man in your head, telling you that you should be dead
Oh that is too relatable
@@Bread-O5-3 Very.
I'm the 100% loading screen that is still ironically not loading.
The true evil of Today...
Oh heyell nah!
Nice Dementia icon!
you are truly fukin evil ewe
Good one.
I'm the crappy wifi connection that keeps shutting down.
BETTY NOIR
This is my wifi
HAAAAAAH!!! THAT HAPPENS TO ME OCCASIONALLY!!!
That happened to me last night.
I've got that
I'm the advertisement without a skip button.
I'm the viral video you hate, and that people won't shut up about.
I'm the mandatory update on your PC.
*EVILLL*
YEAH! MARK RUFFALO, HUH? *god you’re evil...*
I was you 1k like, you're welcome
And automatic flashplayer update
You evil bastard.
"When the Devil is too busy... And Death's a bit too much... They call on me, by name you see! For my special touch!"
The perfect lines for an Evil Rogue.
I'm that little line of dust that won't go in the dustpan
I cant believe you done this
What curse have you brought to our land
when you have the clean the end hall and you get told to do it again because of that dAmn line.
I'm the gal that don't want your likes to be an even number
"To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune, To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize" Alrighty, can we just hold up real quick and appreciate how WELL that line was written?
yeah
I love how on their own Prize and Fortune are good things,but then when they add Miss and Sir it instantly changes the meaning.
it took me five stupid years to figure it out
GreyedInterests please enlighten me
"Surprise" is Sir Prize. "Misfortune" is Miss Fortune. Sneaky sneaky
These are the best types of villains: the ones that are pure evil, but that you can't help but love
IKR
Lorne Malvo and Ramsay Bolton: allow us to introduce ourselves
Mephiles The Dark from Sonic The Hedgehog.
Handsome Jack (Borderlands), Frieza (Dragonball), Ridley (Metroid) and Hades (Kid icarus: uprising)
DIO Brando!
Song Lyric: And no one loves you when you're Evil...
Fangirls *(Including me):* Allow us to introduce ourselves!
Underrated comment
@@skittlesmurders8917 Thank you 😊
Yes, I agree 200%
👏👏👏
Thank you
wait, the lyrics are in comic sans,
truly evil
This is undertale illominote confirmed 😱
Now I'm hearing Sans' voice noise to the fecking song.....
Then again it was 9 years ago.
😂😂😂
@@almostsatan6653 I'll risk getting wooshed, but it's because comic sans is a universally hated font
I'm the sound that keeps you up,
I'm the crash of a cup,
I'm the shuffle in the grass,
I'm your reflection in glass.
Oof
Ouch
Damn, that hurt
just , ouch
Sh!t, people are still reading this? Lol!
I'm that feeling that you get when you forget why you went into a room for.
I hate that so much
That's so true for me I often do that
All the damn time
Me: *cries when something cute is around me and can’t hurt a fly*
Also me: And it’s so easy when you’re evil!!!
Is it just me or does this sound like it would make a great tango? For some reason, I picture a tango between the villain and the heroine of any story.
me 2
Or the hero
I'm totally up for a gay villian, not gonna lie
+cadel_solo same
cadel_solo I’m cool with that too. :)
Something Reaver and the Hero from Fable would do 😂 I really hope someone knows what I'm talking about
"hey that was a pretty good song"
* glances at comments *
"huh, would you look at that, it just got a thousand times better"
EVIL
@@Braindamagedpotato no, i am evil. I have screwed with the perfect balance of likes. Come at me.
@@acatonachair1162 525 likes, just as it should be
666 likes haha!
@@itsa.a.w4837 bruh
Nothing screams evil more than red comic sans.
LOL
True that.
😁😁😁
Ok that got a giggle.
Vina no red wing dings
When people think of chaos, they think of wild fever dreams, distorted colours, or meaningless babble.
To me, chaos is the orchestrated set of events that result in a *bad day*
@Anton Babani Haha. Forgot I wrote this.
I was thinking about how the worst things in my life always start small. A stubbed toe, or butter than just won't spread, puts me in a bad mood for the rest of the day and bad things keep happening.
The most relatable thing. I have one of those every day
That in no way qualifies as chaos, but I can still relate.
“No one loves you when you’re evil”
Have ever been in a fandom before?
😂😂💯
@Patrick Cossack I mean mood
@Patrick Cossack
What?
@Patrick Cossack
What?
@@yakultis
what?
I'm the grease that jumps out of the pan at you when you're making bacon.
dmgemini162 wat
Yes Sir, every word I wrote above is true. She left me after 22 years of the most intense and close relationship I had imagined in my life; after ten months of deep melancholy, I felt my heart beating for another woman and I instantly stopped to feel the sorrow.
Making bacon?
dmgemini162 Blood Bacon?
My favorite!
DogMechanic
**reading the "I'm the ______" comments in Voltaire's voice** Y'all need to make a parody with these comments ._.
Ikr
No. No no no. HECK NO! NO!!
@@leoncergaming7745 lt it happen Leoncer Gaming. . .
@@localforestwitch7215 I hate parodies!
@@leoncergaming7745 shhhhh let the parody happen, just let it come in, you have no say in this, let it happen
I once went into a church during service and pretended to be posessed. Scared everyone so bad they ran out
I only caught one believer I met on the streets with that trick! TwT
You are admirably evil.
@@MadMomo666 i think your a fuckin' liar but it's ok because this song is great
You my good sir/ma’am, are truly evil XD
I NEED TO HEAR THE FULL STORY 😭
Niiiiiiiiiicccccccce
Voltaire needs to make a stage musical. Not sure about what it would be about, but with his musical and storytelling skills I just know it would be amazing.
Jekyll and Hyde
I'm the lowest FPS
I'm the glitching at its best
I'm the ping reaching sky
I'm the kid screaming into mic
My God you monster lmfao
I’m the loading going slow
I’m the game being thrown
I’m the rage being built
And you know how that felt
PCMR
I'm the aim botting script kiddy. I'm the toxic community.
i'm the object invasion creepypasta phone's suicide!
I’m the man she tells you not to worry about
Same
Same
Same
Same
-gasp-
Make a petition to make this song national anthem of 2020's decade.
Where do I sign? 😂
Im the pair of headphones that only work on one side
B-atiful! HEY NOW! I'm totally deaf on one side so I prefer it when my headphones only works on one side.
I Knew You Were The Cause Of My Headphone Problem B-atiful!
That's actually how im listening to this lol
So you're the one that's been messing up the right side of every headphone I use
I'm literally experiencing that right now 😂
"Miss Fortune. Sir Prize."
*I see what you did, Voltaire--*
Sky D damm condoms
Science and Music That's one way to see it pal
Alexander Krestan I have a very negative and happy view on life.
Misfortune and Surprise...
Ya mean Misfortune and Surprise?
miss fortune....
sir prize....
well done, voltaire. well done.
IM THE ENTIRE FRICKIN YEAR OF 2020
Edit: how did I start a political war?
Sounds about right-
Oh yes 🤣
And then some
Calm down tho
Yeah it didn't get much better... But hey, America elected a qualified candidate at least!!
I’m the telltale game that kills all of your favorite characters no matter what choice you make
Last of us 2...
Danganronpa 😭😭😭
The Walking Dead...Remind me ALL the characters that dies even when you make good choices that COULD have saved them? There was the Clem fake out death...Kenny and Lee dies no matter WHAT you do...
@@ScourgeIsBestVillain Sarah, who you can save, only to die in nearly the same situation later in that episode.
@@shadowedcypher537 Sarah! How could I forget SARAH?!? I loved Sarah... ;(
I am the sneeze that refuses to come out
*How dare you?*
I hate that smh
I'm the sneeze that turns into a shart.
I'm the homework you forgot.
I'm the broken mail slot.
I'm the eyelash in your eyes.
I'm the stich in your side.
I'm the hiccup in your chest.
I'm the hair in your vest.
I'm the thirst when you sleep.
I'm the pain when you weep.
I love all those things
@@cubingthings2017 Then you're eeeeeeeeevillll.
@@maramackenzie-mann yes i am
Cubing things seriously?
Wow what a mockery.
I'm the one who leaves "Hello? Hey whatsup?" as their voicemail.
Okay...That's pretty evil...
I'm the live action Disney remake no one ask for.
🚨[Kill bill Siren intensifys]🚨
@@cristaltophat yes
Pure evil.
I wish I could like this more.
EXACTLY!!!
I'm the fly that won't stop flying around your ears.
Questionable Quinton I’m the plush TH-cam channel that recycles its jokes and keeps the same, annoying character just for money and more views (SML/Jeffy)
@@harryfleutv666 hey cmon no
I'm the drawing that disappears after 3 hours of work.
save every 5-10 minutes
I'm the story you deleted in sleep before your computer turned off
Yea
@@skootergirl22 i can hear you well
@@browniesskies every 5 minutes is a must for me xD
My kid said this sounds like a Disney villain song. I said Ha Ha, you're right! Kids are so perceptive and funny!
Why this is not a Disney Villain?
Because Voltaire that's why!
Bit dark for Disney, ain't it?
Tell that to Nega Duck
I am the one who ruined your 69 >:)
what? no disney? what is it then?
Im the dog that eats your stash
after ripping up your trash,
Im the cat that has to scratch
Your leather sofas getting slashed
@@conflictbrooks cant start laughing
I'm that buffer in the non-skip ad.
I'm the buffer in the skip-able add, a second before you can skip.
Ironically enough, there is a good chance that only a few villains would identify to this song. Like they say, "villains are the heroes of their own stories".
It's always the victors that write history. So if the victor thinks themself a hero, then the loser is the villian.
And vice versa.
+Lord south That's kinda what I'm thinking...
+Lord south batman doesn't know if he's good. he hurts people, is that what a good guy does? but he does it for justice. but does that make it just?
what do you mean what?
I’m the person litsening to evil songs while scrolling through comment
same
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
Devil: *Tips Fedora*
M'baddie
These are the best 2 comments I’ve seen so far
Skulduggery: *Loads revolver* Ok, I'm only gonna ask this once. WHICH ONE ON YOU TOOK MY DAMN HAT!?
M'soldier
The devil is a neckbeard nooooo
Damn. Voltaire needs to voice a Disney Villain one day.
don't think this counts but he did do a couple songs for the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy but i'm sure you knew that
I made up a character that's almost based on this song along with Voltaire's vocals. If I ever succeed in making animation, I hope Voltaire will do singing voices for my character.
Chaos Man Then good luck man, because I would love to hear and see that.
Perry Atwood Thanks :)
Or at LEAST get to write the song.
I'm the warning that pops ups to tell you that you've got low disc space
Daz? 😂😂
Kaitlynn Moran DAZZLERS UNITE
Dazzlers
@Rodimus Supreme **fainted**
LYNDA GET ME MO~ORE DISC SPACE!😂
This fellas. Is TRUE Chaotic Evil.
yes
Indeed
I'm the embarrassing memory that you remember all of a sudden.
thanks man. I wanted to forget about that...
Luxray Volt 989 same
Oh god not again!
Aww i wanted to forget it
Brain: Time to settle dow- REMEMBER THAT TIME IN THIRD, FOURTH AND FIFTH GRADE :D?! Me: Brain stop
I'm the microscopic cut on your hand that stings whenever you wash your hands.
I'm the person who farts in an elevator and everyone smells it.
SJH I love when that happens
SJH HA! I have one of those right now!
@Angel zxre dirty
@@thatrandomplayer8827 i'm the horror game that scares object terror printer after he got grounded after he yelled at pinkie pie from mlp
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
HA! i know that line too.....where the hell did i read it from.....ah! "I'm the forgotten memory thats just out of reach"
It is a great saying, if nonsensical. It is supposed to mean "if you live long enough you become evil", but even if you stay a hero until old age gets you you "die a hero" in the strictest sense X)
Live long enough to see yourself become a villain cuz then you'll come full circle and be the hero again
king xeno zogotceewoo The dark knight. Incase you still don’t know.
You forget that the villain can die too.
I'm the romantic fanfiction about two characters who hate each other and are already dating other people.
Perfection
Jeff The Killer x Jane basically
Cus
Uh
Jane is a married lesbian,
And Jeff obvi. is in a relationship with his knife
That Fox Named Blu
i’m the person who brings creepypasta into other conversaions
That Fox Named Blu Jane is married or are you shipping her with someone?
Shes cannonly married (original story where she was an adult set after Jeff by the government or something like that). Her wife's name is Mary
i'm the snooze alarm that never rings
i'm the broken mattress spring
I'm the Water Temple to your life
i'm the boss that brings you strife
***** u good with rhymes m8
they're great
I'm the thing you see move out the corner of your eye.
pastel aesthetic I just got the chills
I have cats. That (thankfully) only creeps me out when it owns more than four legs. Funny, I’m fine with spiders and bees, but any other bug gets me running away screaming.
pastel aesthetic. Dinkleburg.....
What if someone is blind
I'd run if they asked me "Did you see that?"
@@ericahdubduehd6234 I know thats right
it's funny that he isn't actually like deadly, he's just really annoying
true evil
edit: Oh LORDY I didn't even know that I had so many likes??? Omg thank you??? I made this post like a year ago and never thought it'd get this much attention qwq
a few of the things are deadly, or can be
deadly ends, hate doesn't
He's the one who has to do the job when death is a bit too much
Totally
"When death's a bit too much, they call on me"
I love how Miss Fortune and Sir Prize are a double irony thing
Miss Fortune: good! but misfortune as well, bad.
Sir Prize: good! a prize! but surprise: no, probably not good.
Never noticed that. Thanks for pointing that out
@@LightningShade12 Eh not really
I’m the “5 minutes left!” on the exam you’ve barely started filling out
Kureigu Gasai gotta go fast
I created you, but i cannot destroy you
I’m the man who mixes M&Ms and Skittles in the same bowl.
You fucking barbarian. Even Hitler or Stalin didn't go this far.
That’s the most evil thing I ever heard.
*There are no curses in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Man for this treachery.*
pure evil.
HOW DARE YOU
THAT IS A SIN AGAINST GOD
im the lego on the floor...
I'm laughing a bit too hard
the ad in the video...
NOOOOO NOT UUU
You, my dear, are TRUE evil.
+Chasing stardust *bows deeply* thank you;)
When zoroark's not in galar
and grimmsnarl's a bit too much
And you need a decent dark type
That don't need no sucker punch
To the psychics I'm a phobia
To the ghosts I am demise
But call for me by any name
I got dark pulse, snarl, and throat spray
I'm the cutiefly in your soup
I'm the dwebble in your shoe
The hypno by your bed
itching to get in your head
I'm the unnecessary crit
The shiny killed within one hit
cubone's mother long since died
and I'm the reason why
Oh it's so easy when your thievul
this is the life you see
giritina tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm thievul
and I do it all for free
whatever to achieve my victory
While there's trainers to make sad
while there's berries to be had
while I may not learn trick
I still remain cunning and slick
I'll be there
I'll be waiting at rout 7
life's a game I'm glad I'm in it
ever since I was a nickit
Oh it's so easy when your thievul
this is the life you see
giritina tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm thievul
and I do it all for free
whatever to achieve my victory
Wtf? I don't understand
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark-type. And I promise on my F.E.A.R Soul.
To do as i am told, Lord Yveltal has never seen a Mon like me, who not only does his job, but does it happily. 2:30
I'm your foe's crit earthquake
I'm the banettes in the hall
knowing hypnosis and dream eater
I'm far worse than team skull
I'm the honnedge in your back
my color scheme red and black
I'm Mina's messed up art
Defeatist, truant, and slow start
Oh it's so easy when your thievul
this is the life you see
giritina tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm thievul
and I do it all for free
whatever to achieve my victory
@@futurepsilon I take it you're not familiar with Pokemon.
@@deadlydingus1138 is it okay if I make a weavil version?
I'm the spoiler you didn't want to hear.
that its eviiiil
what kind?
*Cough* Infinity war *Cough*
*Mr. StArK I dOnT fEeL sO gOoD*
"So long as I'm your King,
Treason shall
Never go Unpunished...
*Bring Me His Head!!* "
I'm the moment you realize tomorrow is monday
It really is 😂
well I am Monday
MELANCHXLY fuck
MELANCHXLY I'm evil so Mondays are my Fridays
True,true
I'm the cringey thing you did some time ago
NO DOn'T
I'm more sorry for you than I am for me. I'd hate to be that every day man.
Yeah, like saying the name of your crush while saying a name you like as a lapsus when they're just next to you.
That did happen. I wanted to hide.
Hmm... I sang this song during our Talent Presentation back in sixth grade... yeah cringy
like leaving. the likes on a voltaire video comment on 666
This song helps my anxiety go away, and calms me down. I love this song. I listen to this song every day. A couple times a day. I always sing along to it as well.
Im the sudden character death in your favorite book
I'm the person who lets their dog pee on other peoples' lawn.
I support so-called dictators.
JASON GRACE NOOOOO
*N O*
When we thought frank was dead.
I'm the mask before your face,
I'm the light you cannot reach.
I'm the fear inside your head,
I'm the scream before your death....
Phalange Regina Haha people only hear those screams when they are about to die?
Phalange Regina noic
I feel the last word being "end" might go a bit better?
This is what the Dark Souls developers listen to at work.
elijah o so freakin' true!!!! that one part of the ringed city where those red phantoms are shooting at you and you're like "goddangit all, i had 200k souls!" that part sucks big time.
.......the devs when the fishing Hamlet was made those sharks are a thorn for people going in that area
Those vile fiends
Them: And no one loves you when you're evil
Me a person who always falls in love with villains and evil characters whether it be from games or Anime: Liar
i don't think whoever wrote this song has ever heard of fandom XD
oh the shame 😩😢 😔
Same here
I'm the cold spot in your microwaved food
I'm the crunch in your tuna
山下オリバー oh god
Damn you, Always ruining my breakfast burritos, It says 2 minutes for a Reason.
I'm the fear that makes you look behind the shower curtain
I don't have a curtain though
It's more as of a door than curtain lol
Psycho...?
Suddenly Psycho
He says that no one loves you when you're evil but that's a total lie. Villains get *all* the fangirls. Why else would girls flock to the bad boys?
tru
*Tips fedora*
Who wants to be good anyway? Don't the good die young or something like that?-
"nice guys finish last" or so they say.
I can smell the virginity in these replies, dear god.
This song can't be use to describe any good and chaotic and evil cartoon villain.
Like, Discord, Bill Cipher, "Him", Aku, Black Hat, Alastor, Child, Darcy etc.
I'm the lego on the floor
The toy soldiers that give you sores
I'm the scooter that causes churns
The hot seat-belt that gives you burns
hunter zillas Well done, sir.
The only true evils in this world.
I'm the lag in your game
The harmful glitches in your game
The shin in your face
Typhlosion 500 What a legend, just rhymed game with game.
Typhlosion 500 Don't rhyme one word with itself
I'm that essay you forgot to click save on
Lilac Smile i actually do that alot
Once wrote over 3000 words for an essay, and then my computer crashed before I got to save, I was beyond pissed.
Sends chills down my spine
Damn I come back to this song a year later and my shitty joke has over 600 likes. Is this what fame feels like?
I'm the flying roach out at night. I'm the termites that always bite , I'm the ants that infest your home , I'm sound you hear when you're home alone.
I'm the unknown knock at the door , I'm the hole in the cloths you tore , I'm the other eye you can't draw , I'm the song you can't find that once you saw .
Leviathan Loack The two last ones HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME
NOT THE OTHER EYE!!!!
I like how theres two jokes in the "Miss Fortune" and "Sir Prize" titles;
1.) The obvious wordplay on misfortune and surprise.
2.) The fact that many evil people and characters like the Devil try to portray themselves as charming bringers of fortune and prizes, when in reality; SURprise, they bring you MISfortune.
I'm that 1% battery life on you phone
*YOU BEAST!*
Weird mine always diea at 2%
Ain't that a good thing
Oh dang i have 2 % 😱
I'm the charger with the shortage
I’m the puddle you’ve stepped on with your socks.
That is precisely why I always wear shoes in a house full of dogs. X3
I'm the soggy food in the sink you accidentally touch
Lol, true
TOO FAR
AAAAAAAAAA
I'm the shadow that doesn't replace the toilet paper... and steals all the bathroom towels...
What do you eat?
I'm the guy who puts Pineapple on your non Pineapple Pizza.
I'm the guy who drives slow down your street at 2am playing loud music.
I'm the guy who closes the Elevator as you ask to keep it open.
I'm the guy who turns cereal boxes and cans on their sides.
I know I'm evil after all I got you to read this. I hope you forget about the Lego brick and D20 you're about to step on.
😂😂😂
I know right I hate when someone adds pineapples to my mayo-pear pizza
WTF? mayo, pears, and pineapple on pizza? Have you no soul? I honestly think my taste buds would commit suicide.
@@lazarus5993 but they'd come back to life like Lazarus himself
D20 isn't too bad, ever stepped on a D4? I did, in the middle of night after returning from the toilet.
I am the Blue Shell coming after you. screwing up your first place attempt
Tyler Brown CURSE YOU!!
Tyler Brown I knew was you flowey and now here comes Bullet Bill
Oh good. I'm not the only person who plays Mario kart.
Tyler Brown YOU MONSTER!!
I win any ways, so take that!
I’m the flake of popcorn that gets stuck in between your teeth
Greg Scott oh that’s bad
You are worse than satan
Good one!
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I had a teacher in high school that played this when he kicked someone out of class.
Evil teacher,,
Then he danced furiously until the end of the class
Awesome teacher x3
@@okbutwhatif9905 and everyone in the class clapped.
r/thatHappened
This is my favorite Halloween song. Play it during elections, speeches or boring sermons. Its all the same.
Bro me too, this song should be used every Halloween
Voltaire could easily be a Disney villain, and that theme song would be awesome
What would be the movie though?
Good thing you asked, but prepare yourself to a really long answer:
Much, much long ago, there was an evil emperor called Voltaire. His kingdom was always at war, illness and hunger used to spread over the land, the population had to work 20 hours a day, even woman and children, and no one knew the true meaning of hope. But then, a light decided to shine. For less than a minute, a light actually shone over an abandoned cathedral. A child was born. Not any child, but the child of the prophecy. His angelic face got briefly illuminated by the light that entered through a small hole in the ceiling, and everyone present, saw the newborn. Nothing special, just another chldren. BUT, as he grew up, he got different. He got strong, without an actual reason, he was wise and smart, even though he never studied, and soon, the emperor himself knew about him. He sent royal guards to kill him, but at that day, he was out of home. When he got back, his familly was dead, and a note was left on the floor near their bodies. If you seek vengeance, come to my castle. None of the guards will atempt to stop you. Overcome by rage, he made haste to the castle, but back he stoped. Like an angel stoped him. He didn't know why he did that, but when he looked back, a sword was there on the very place he just steped on. He picked up the blade, and got back to runing. But when he got to the castle he got traped by the guards. Every single guard at the gate. 20 or 30 of them. Defeated. With the blood stained sword, he got to the emperor room, and trapped him inside him. He left town, no traces of him anywhere nearby. The legend says the emperor will be free once someone atempt to use that cursed sword again. And when that happens, the child of the prophecy would be reborn. This day is today, and here, begins, our epic adventure
X-End of introduction-X
Here is the intro disney, now MAKE THE MOVIE!
Paulo Victor Silva Ferreira sounds vary cool. I hope that they use your idea.
Paulo Victor Silva Ferreira Kinda sounds more like Jesus getting a machine gun as he proceeds to kill any Roman standing against him on his way to whop the Emperor.
Honorable Judge Jesus with a machine gun?! That would be awesome! :D
I'm the song that won't leave your head.
If it's this one I'm fine with it😏
*gets metal bat* go eat your heart out, Barbie!!
Ring ring ring ring banana phone
*I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!!!!*
*It's Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday!*
*BABY BABY BABY OOHHH*
*BECAUSE IM HAPPYYYY CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL-*
*I'm so sorry, you can kill me if you wish XD*
Well if its a rock and gothic song that is satanic then its fine but if its a girly and annoying princess song,,,,you better know never to do it or you'll see hell or get karma which I hate annoying songs and anything pink so if its barbie song then HELL TO THE FUCKING SHIT BLOODY MARY!!!
I'm Dinkleberrrrrrrg
DINKLEBERGGG!!!!
Hahaha!
This is where I'd put a like for you
*IF I HAD ONE*
xD
*DINKLEBERRRRRRRRRG*
I’m the man that makes a “karaoke” version of a song but doesn’t include any lyrics
D E A R G O D
@@meaziedoesstuff7570 i'm the one who eats the last piece of pizza without asking
@@EdibleFuture You monster!