Funny & Embarrassing Kanji Mistakes 日本語の恥ずかしい変換ミス
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Do you want to see funny autocorrect fails in Japanese?
I got you. This time I'll show you 変換ミス (henkan misu = "kanji typos") that Japanese speakers often make.
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Can you do a video on ~ことが/は vs ~
のが/は
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"I like two fingers" would not be the best thing to say in polite company.
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@@trackerjaf he is famous av male actor with 2 fingers tricks make the female climate...
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I only see Korone saying this to me...
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Not to mention she also provides text in separate colors as she speaks! It's very helpful
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I have used Hello Talk for a while and anytime someone asks me how I learned Japanese I tell them "Japanese Ammo with Misa"
One time my classmate who is also learning Japanese said to a Japanese person: 「失敗しなで」instead of 「心配しないで」in relation to his final exams at medical school! I also once said 「名詞を信じない」instead of 「運命とか命運とか信じない」
I wouldn't be surprised that since "anus" and "school gate" are so similar, that students probably intentionally say "meet you at the Anus" just for laughs and slang usage. 😂
LOL
肛門・校門 these are the kanjis for anus and school gate. I have never heard someone saying koumon. I think they would deliberately avoid this word in case they have to meet in front of the school gate, probably they would use the different word unless close friend.
Now also add in that 「拷問」「ごうもん」"goumon" means "torture"!
「校門で肛門を拷問された！」"koumon de koumon wo goumonsareta!" "My anus was tortured at the school gate!" Sounds like the plot to a hentai...
"Aw man, they're gonna shove me back up the school gate tomorrow."
Ohkay what have we done to deserve a wonderful sensei like her?
Like seriously Misa sensei has been so generous with her uploads lately whts up with that..?
But I aint complaining😋😋😋
Haha I could totally relate to this when typing Chinese Pinyin and make weird typos. In Chinese we would say 打错了 meaning "typed wrong" or 手滑(slippery hands), but my favorite one is 手癌( hand cancer)
xD
lmao
15:20 ‘He wanted to write “you succeeded”, but instead he ended up writing “you sexceeded”.’
BTW why is the title of this one not ‘Henkan Misa’? 🤔
I was thinking the EXACT same😂😂👍
My fave miscommunication / uchimachigai would be byouin vs. biyouin, so hospital vs. beauty salon. That could lead to quite the scary text messages!
I made this mistake one time I was messeging one of my friends in japan. My teacher gave me bad grades (well, not that bad, but not good), and I wanted to write this: じゃ、明日から復習だね。 >> so, practice (復習) starts tomorrow.
Instead I wrote じゃ、明日から復讐だね。With this kanji (復讐) it means revenge. So it sounded like I wanted to take revenge for my bad grades :D My friend was a bit confused...
Me too it happens to me a lot
I was speaking about おにぎりand how much i love it so i said
俺は尾に下痢を食べたいinstead of
俺はおにぎりを食べたい
And once again yasterday i was speaking on discord with some japanese guy called yudai
So i wanted to say (yudai sensei wa sugoi desu ne .watashi yudai san no mitai ni nari tai)i yyou are great yudai sensei i want to be like you
So i said ユダイ先生はすごいですよ、私はユダイ先生飲みたいの人になりたい
If you didnt understand go and translate it
@@hazu4190 I understand it. It is because you dont need the の beforer the みたい.
@@ThalonRamacorn そうです。恥ずかしかったね
This also happens a lot when writing in Chinese, since the character selection doesn't take into account the tones of the pinyin, so I often type in the wrong Chinese characters
this kinda mistakes can be used as puns and they're everywhere in the Monogatari series
I've been learning Japanese and watching Monogatari at the same time and it really helped
I’ve never made any embarrassing kanji mistakes.
私、口が馬い。
Oh, the many times I’ve had to curse out “automistake”...
Relateble on so many levels 😂
I immediately downloaded HelloTalk and just love it!!!
Thank you so much for the recommendation!! 😁😁
That's why I double-check my kanji every time since I'm a beginner. I hope to see more of this kind of video. ありがとうみさ先生
I've never seen a video about such topic before, Misa sensei is so unique and explains everything very well !
Unfortunately I’ve have to say 変換ミス many times, but I’m happy Misa Sensei taught it! Very useful.
Misa videos always seem to show up just when I encounter these very issues. Thanks for your hard work and stay safe.
I’ve always wondered about this, thanks for explaining, especially when texting.
Biggest weakness of a picture language in the tech world
このビデオとても面白いです（笑）好き。 ありがとうございました。
And I thought I had serious typo problems 😂 these are great
26:14
肛門 の 前で
待ってる
こうもん の まえで まってる
koumon no mae-de matteru
*KILLED ME*
_That's how I learnt kanji for the first time_
-In anal...way-
Last week I was chatting with my japanese friend on line and suddenly I said 鬼がスマホを使ってる。。。。 Shit I meant 兄
Misa sensei, thank you so much for your teaching! Best Japanese lessons!!! I love so much about your videos, all these explanations, cultural backgrounds and introduction are so clearly stated! Especially the subtitles with furigana, kanji and translation in corresponding colors, it's been so helpful!!!
26:30 my brain was like: „if your school is shit that makes perfect sense“😂😂😂 amazing lesson as always. Arigatougozaimashita🙏
Is it only me or Misa-sensei's acting skills are improving with the time?
I once typed まんこ instead of はんこ to a coworker.
So shameful!
Ahah the first one made me laugh! When you wrote I "have' someone, I instantly figured you meant "free". I never thought of this one. Good one.
I must say that i need to watch Your videos at least twice. First time im paying attention but after few min im just looking at you Misa. Sry, no simp, i just find you mesmerizing.
I know what you mean. I stopped watching misa sensei's videos drunk for not being able to concentrate.
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Yes, definitely more 変換ミス videos please!! By the way, I just typed this on an English keyboard with Japanese kana mode turned on. It had to check 3 times to make sure it didn't suggest some funny kanji 😆. Now I'm scared to use it.
What a funny coincidence!
I was watching your 「ている vs てある」 video last night, taking notes on the computer, when I made an 打ち間違い!
Your example sentence was 「お湯を沸かしている」, but in my notes I wrote 「親を沸かしている」! 😳
I actually posted about this on my HelloTalk, and got some funny responses from my friends! 😂
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This was interesting and funny , I often make mistakes in messages to friends which usually makes us laugh and sometimes confused.
This is the first video I watch from you, but I'm already loving it! Both the skit and the explanation are so well planned, and the colors on the subtitles help so much. Amazing attention to the details, thank you so much for the hard work! Also your hair is gorgeous~
Yeah, I really like your video, it’s always interesting and fun to watch. Your hair color goes so well with your tan, you look amazing 🌻😸
After spending the past month on HelloTalk, not really knowing what I was doing but enjoying every second getting to practice: this has got to be the best video you've made yet!
Your hair is so beautiful! It suits you so much!
変換ミスについての動画をもっとしてください！本当に面白かったですwww
I’ve been following your lessons since last year when I came to Japan and honestly your explanations are the best!
I was wondering if you could make a lesson about 「とおりに」
Please 🤧 im having struggles with it
Acting was so convincing I felt sorry for Misa's "crush" getting rejected.
I chuckle a bit during all of your videos, but none of them have ever made me laugh as much as this one. I really enjoyed it.
Yes, more 変換ミス videos please.
I've used HelloTalk, it seems like a great resource but I get so nervous talking to people :( . This video was fun.
Mee too. Just signed up
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At 4:40 it still says “uchi machigai” in rōmaji
Totally unrelated, but I just dyed my hair blue yesterday and now saw your video and love the color you dyed your hair.
@12:38 Misa-san legitimately looks disappointed and hurt. What an actor! :)
この動画は凄くアニメポイ！アニメキャラクターが「えっと。。。その。。。違う！誤解だ！」と言うのが殆ど聞こえるよ！
15:00
Could happen in english too, if you mean to say "Oh, you succeeded!" and autocorrect turns it into "Oh, you sex seeded..."
この動画は意外で奇妙ですが、同時に本当に面白いですよ。本当に漢字変換の間違いを目に楽しませる。 更に、文脈は啓発的で面白いものを見ても構わないですけどね、通常の文法とフレーズの動画は依然として最高ですね。次の動画、心待ちにしています。先生、ご苦労様でした。
Thank you so much for the lesson Misa sensei! Can you please do a lesson about the particle 'Sa'
This is awkward, and I'm not sure, but it seems there's a typo at 4:43 with スペルミス then under it uchi-machigai.. which was typo, but the translation says spelling mistake which is what the katakana says. superu misu.
説明方はとっても面白くてわかり易い。ありがとうございます。
Thank you so much!! This is really useful 😁
I love your hair color btw!! It matches u perfectly!! 😍
Maybe your best episode so far.
さすがですみさ先生🍎
the amount of times i’ve mixed up 初めまして／始めまして lmao
I love your channel it is very helpful.
This is an unusual topic, but it’s the kind of stuff that happens in real life so it helps us sound more natural when we learn it. And, as always, みさ先生 makes it fun and easy to learn! (And that’s why： みさ先生 もう 離なさないよ!)
Haha just from the thumbnail I know this is gonna be good!
I remember when my friend meant to write 爆誕 but accidentally wrote 爆弾 and had me insanely confused, it took him half an hour to explain what happened cos he kept laughing nonstop in real ._.
what did he say???
I suffer from the autocorrect monster as well. I guess that is universal no matter what language you use.
I once tried to tell a language partner on HelloTalk that a singer-songwriter I'm a fan of is 多才 but I accidentally typed ださい 🤦
日本 (にほん、にっぽん) (Japan) vs. 二本 (にほん) (two + classifier)
五時 (ごじ) (05:00) vs. 誤字 (ごじ) (error; wrong letter)
Loved it, great quality video, as always, thank you 🙏
Very nice! I love how you went into the slang!!!
this really useful at the same time it is funny. thank you so much for this lesson
"Hoppe is the cutest word in Japanese". Hans-Hermann Hoppe likes this.
That was so funny and informative! Thank you! ^^
our best japanese coach...thank you
As a Japanese learner and not a native, I can't stand using romaji input. I use kana inputs, so there's less chance of 打ち間違い. Letter mistakes are easier to catch in English, kana in Japanese. Still, the kanji is tough, especially when they're close! I was trying to ask a choir-mate a question about a particular measure (小節) on the sheet music and accidentally entered the word for a novel (小説). She understood what I meant, but still laughed. ^^;
btw, teka in Filipino literally means wait or hold up, but if u say it at the start of a sentence, it could also mean btw
One typo led to her finding out that her friend thinks she's ugly... 😆😆
今日も素晴らしいレッスンを教えてくれて、ありがとうございます！
僕はいつもテキストを送る前に検証しとおきますね。変換ミスを防ぐために。または漢字の勉強は助かりますよね。ちなみにこの動画は面白すぎて思い切り笑っていました！見どころは「二本が好き」というのでした。色んな意味にとれる文ですよね笑
Great video as always! Can you make a video about how to order your coffee at Starbucks naturally? I've had trouble doing this when I went to Japan and I can't find anyone who's made a video on it yet! Keep up the great work! 💪
Omg I forgot I was watching this video at 1.5x speed and I was SO impressed by the speed of that cho-cho-cho-cho-cho part. Sounded so cute 😄
I've definitely mistaken kanji while typing before, but I don't think I've ever told myself to get pregnant as a joke
Awesome video, いつも通り！
That really was a well made video , funny and instructional at the same time! Misa sensie wa youtube o ue ni ichiban desu you (No1 teacher on youtube!)
Yes po maam im so very proud of you God Bless You always we love from Barcelona Spain
autocomplete must be a nightmare
This also happens in Mexico. except you might type something correctly but you might also mean something dirty at the same time or maybe you did not mean to type something dirty but the other person might think something dirty from the words you typed or say.. ( Double meaning )
Haha the ツンデレなんだ part was great 😝
12:16 The "guy's" phone haha
There are countless memes of Germans having trouble with autocorrect 😂 for example when you want to type „ Ich habe in deiner Jacke geschlafen“ („I slept in your jacket“ something a girl might text her boyfriend) there are many memes in which „Jacke“ - jacket - becomes „Kacke“ which is a rude way of saying „poop“. So with that mistake our sentence suddenly means „I slept in your poop“😂😂 of course there are many more and also some that aren’t that horrible but that is something which you’ll see in almost every „WhatsApp fails compilation“😂😂
さすが、みさ先生！
超便利な練習でしたね
Interesting app gonna give it a try!
Though I have negative confidence and don't know if I'll actually write anything lol
Auto-correct drives me crazy. The suggested kanji are never the ones I am looking for.
安心する (あんしんする) vs. 妊娠する (にんしんする)
The beginning is why I always say はい or いいえ to most questions lol.
I once texted a Japanese friend of mine "九時に合いましょうか" instead of "会いましょうか"
I did want more than to just meet her, but it was a genuine mistake (after all i was using polite form) which i noticed afterwards.
She didn't point out my mistake, it must be a very common one.
The worst thing I've done was comment on a video of someone's dog saying 「あなたの犬はめっちゃめっちゃ怖いいですね！」when I meant 「あなたの犬はめっちゃめっちゃ可愛いですね！」😭😭😭
Is HelloTalk not dead? I used it for years, but this past year it seemed like nobody was ever online.
That's so useful..... A great method for learning.... :)
I remember once I typed ニ or 二 by mistake and failed a test in a program I used to use for learning Japanese
They 2 completely different characters to the computer but they basically look the same and have the same reading... Ugh 😩
空いている (あいている), 空いてる (あいてる)
LOL, this video is so funny, I laughed during the entire time.
"i like two long cylindrical objects is weird and confusing"
well i can think of one thing a woman might mean by that
"i like two fingers"
THERE IT IS lmao
Ohh the autocorrect monster again😂😂😂
omg the 何人 misunderstanding just happened to me earlier today!!! I should've watched this video earlier haha