How to say "I have no life" in German | HowToGerman

[@Boltclick]

Fun fact: 69420 hours equates to about 8 years. This means your 14 year old brother has spent more time in Fortnite than anything else combined (including sleep). In other words: _Dein Bruder hat kein Leben_

[@howtogerman69]

I actually calculated this as well while making the video and was curious if somebody else would do the same xd

[@whatdoyouexactlymeanbyhandle]

Acthually, according to my calculations, Keinen* 🤓
Idk im a dumb American just learning how to use the accusative case, you can cancel me if you want lol

[@Boltclick]

@@whatdoyouexactlymeanbyhandle You're probably right. I took German like 5 years ago, and I only too one year, so I have no doubt you are more knowledgeable than me rn.

[@wcd5344]

Love this channel with all my heart

[@howtogerman69]

[@1CE98]

Same here, i think one reason is because i love how the german language sounds!

[@breakhead]

1:16 Du... du hast... du hast mich

[@LeGasp.]

Finally! Words I can use in my everyday life

[@howtogerman69]

I got you

[@maidenlass]

But du hast kein Leben?

[@FreezingPyro]

@@maidenlass in that case you can say "Bruder, du hast kein Leben" (bro you have no live)

[@dkfjsdlkjfksdjfl]

vielen dank alter! ich brauchte das

[@antonimaslanka3972]

How to say "I am really sorry I lost all of your argentinian drugs at the airport"

[@howtogerman69]

Suprisingly specific 🤨

[@pitohui9430]

Es tut mir wirklich leid,(aber) ich habe all deine argentinische Drogen am Flughafen verloren ("aber" is not really necessary,it just sound more natural,at least for me)

[@thesticklord8163]

Thank you, I will be using this sentence a LOT in the future

[@heuballen1751]

As a bored german person i love watching these kinds of videos

[@Sikzly]

thanks

[@howtogerman69]

You're welcome bro

[@darktuems3804]

Thank you so much.

[@howtogerman69]

Sure thing :p

[@frost6646]

100% gonna start using this if i remember

[@dothienquan]

danke schön

[@howtogerman69]

Bitte bitte

[@flockyyy9763]

How to say "sprich Deutsch du who rain son"

[@howtogerman69]

That's actually a great idea, I'll put that on my list

[@zacharytaylor190]

Actually, before this video, i learned bow to pronounce "life is meaningless and we're all going to die" in german. On my oath to fluency already!

[@azder4140]

Bestest

[@mmmhorsesteaks]

"Ich bin youtuber"

[@howtogerman69]

Noting...

[@deadchannelnowatch]

these videos are great

[@davidgreetman3704]

I suggest, "My wife cheated on me." This would be useful for me

[@howtogerman69]

Ok thats a great one, I'll write that down
But fun aside, if thats actually true I'm really sorry for you brother

[@davidgreetman3704]

@HowToGerman that's a joke, man ;) but it suits your sense of humour, which i really relate to

[@howtogerman69]

@@davidgreetman3704 Ok good :D But yeah I'll do that 100%, thats a great idea

[@spaceowl5957]

How to say "you have a cute ass" in German?

[@Clock_Man_2763]

Guten tag

[@Somebodyherefornow]

Gluten-free tag

[@Erik20118]

Me watching this as a German cuz im Bored🗿👍

[@howtogerman69]

🗿🗿🗿

[@benjohnston3369]

American that took 4ish years of Deutsch and am watching your videos to respark the german part of my brain. For the next video can you teach us to say "I'm going to stay here and lick the cat's butt". It's a line from the Wayne's World movies.

[@howtogerman69]

Glad I can help you with that! I'm probably not gonna cover this line in one of the next videos, but I will see if can do a movie/meme Episode or something like that in the future.

[@parabolaaaaa4919]

ich habe viele Kinderleben

[@fool1044]

how do you say,"I am Adolf Hitler, Commander of the third reich. Little known fact: also dope on the mic?"

[@howtogerman69]

Classic ERB

[@temp3608]

ich habe lei
ich kab
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[@howtogerman69]

Close enough

[@FreezingPyro]

It's "Ich habe einen Schlaganfall" in german

[@temp3608]

@@FreezingPyro ich labe hei... ich l... ich have lei schwar- aaaaaaaaaaaaa