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What are your chances of finding a Girlfriend?
Hey everybody,
being alone sucks, that's why today we're taking a look at the odds of you actually finding a girlfriend. Yep that's right, you're (probably) not gonna die alone. But what exactly are those odds? And will she also like you? Well we'll find out in just a second. I hope you'll enjoy this episode, if so a like/comment/sub to support me would be highly appreciated.
Anyways thank you for the support, check out @HowtoPolish and as always remember to
Take care, in a bit
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69 ways to open a beer/bottle without an opener
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Hey everybody, yeah you're not dreaming rn, after less than a week it's me again. Today I'll show you 69 ways to open a beer/bottle without an opener, seems like I'm really living up to my name in this one. I know the video's a bit different than usual, so feel free to tell me your opinion down below in the comments and like this video to support me :). Anyways thanks for the support, check out...
Humanities Worst Inventions | HTG
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Hey everybody, today we'll take a look at humanities worst inventions. What exactly are those? Well you'll find out in just a second. I hope you'll enjoy this episode, if so a comment to support me would be highly appreciated. Anyways thank you for the support, check out @HowtoPolish and as always remember to Take care, in a bit Music I used to make the silence louder: Was It Real by Le Gang / ...
The ENTIRE History of Germany Explained in 13 Minutes
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Hey everybody, ever wondered what the entire history of Germany summarized in one video would look like? Well even if you didn't, you will find out today.I hope you'll enjoy this episode, if so a comment to support me would be highly appreciated and I always enjoy reading all of them (especially this time, because the amount of Wikipedia Articles I had to read was enormous :)). Anyways thank yo...
Are you Racist? [The Official Test]
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How to say "I love you" in German | HowToGerman
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Hey everybody, yeah, it's me again, that German guy. After teaching you the best Pick-Up-lines, today we're going to take the next step and learn how to say "I love you" in German. I hope you'll enjoy this episode, if so a comment to support me would be highly appreciated, I always enjoy reading all of them. Anyways, check out @HowtoPolish who's finally back at it again and as always remember t...
The Best German Pick-Up Lines | HowToGerman
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Hey everybody, yeah, it's me again, that German guy. Today I'll teach you how to (more or less) succesfully pick-up girls and/or guys by using the BEST Pick-Up Lines Germany has to offer (Source: Just trust me bro) I hope you'll enjoy this episode, if so a comment to support me would be highly appreciated, I always enjoy reading them. Anyways, check out @HowtoPolish who's just made a new video ...
How to become Leader of Germany | HowToGerman
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How to Swear in German | HowToGerman
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How to drive on the German AUTOBAHN | HowToGerman
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I Google Translated German Fairy Tales... | HowToGerman
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How to STUDY in Germany (University/College Guide) | HowToGerman
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Germany's all-out pixel war on r/place 2023 | HowToGerman
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Top 10 German N Words | HowToGerman
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  • @LeonhardLakritzefreundKreuz
    @LeonhardLakritzefreundKreuz 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Diese kommentarsektion ist nun eigentum der bundesrepublik deutschland

  • @yessieyes8191
    @yessieyes8191 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    May I have the link to the German discord server? I’d love to be in the next r/place.

  • @ACyanLizard127
    @ACyanLizard127 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sher wichtige informationen werden übermittelt

  • @Zyummysammy
    @Zyummysammy 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Homework sounds like penis in German

  • @SPOOKY-SPRINKLES
    @SPOOKY-SPRINKLES 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    thank u

  • @AlphasteinchenFanboy
    @AlphasteinchenFanboy 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Warum Englisch? In 2024!!!

  • @neil9503
    @neil9503 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    😂😂

  • @CywiluxMinecraftRoblox
    @CywiluxMinecraftRoblox หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nazi guy stole Polish idea For channel 🤮😡

  • @keinbesonderer3511
    @keinbesonderer3511 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Einfach ConCrafters Geheimkanal

  • @LorenzoKimani-o7i
    @LorenzoKimani-o7i หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks

  • @nicklarson6241
    @nicklarson6241 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh shit no I only found this gem today. I can’t believe that I missed one of your vids. This will never happen again. Thx for the banger

  • @nicklarson6241
    @nicklarson6241 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yet another banger thx for the video

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Always a pleasure bro, thx for the kind words 🤝

  • @sabrinavey7379
    @sabrinavey7379 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like the word ✨ Backpfeifengesicht ✨

  • @donalbein7587
    @donalbein7587 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Der einzige Sache in die alle Menschen gleich sind ist die Tod

  • @HotColdmann
    @HotColdmann หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:11 Forgot to include the French there

  • @muratozsoy7116
    @muratozsoy7116 หลายเดือนก่อน

    %0.0001

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean hey on the bright side, if you‘d say this is your chance for every single day, after 20 years you‘ve got a roughly 50% Chance of success :)

  • @HyperLexus
    @HyperLexus หลายเดือนก่อน

    i would say more "niemanden interessiert's"

  • @germanempire8678
    @germanempire8678 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good work mate, being single for my entire life i now understand that i should gamble my life savings away. Thanks for the advice

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sure thing bro 🤝

  • @gschaida182
    @gschaida182 หลายเดือนก่อน

    „His Lebensraum“ 😂😂

  • @eddies5930
    @eddies5930 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Third sencance actually means Fuck, she has a penis

  • @icrafter_28
    @icrafter_28 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:30 communism 😂

  • @trooperscientists2000
    @trooperscientists2000 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Guys, this actually works. After gambling for 3 years İ finally got a girlfriend... just can't let her know that there won't be any life savings :))))))

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good for you, having a relationship based on a lie is always better than having none at all :)

  • @eyeyes96
    @eyeyes96 หลายเดือนก่อน

    But what is my chances of finding a bf?

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, there are a few more of us, but statistically we also smoke and eat more than girls. So I‘d assume, if you follow the same criteria as I did, your chances should be a bit lower, probably around 1,5% of the worlds population (~1 in 67). However I’d say on average we’re probably also more desperate, so that might work in your favor :P

    • @eyeyes96
      @eyeyes96 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@howtogerman69 thank you very much for this detailed answer ^^ as an addition, although guys eat more than girls, I know that they are more into in sports than girls (but this will not increase my chances, it will decrease because I am an average person, very sporty TT)

    • @jamesonthehills
      @jamesonthehills หลายเดือนก่อน

      just walk outside and exist

    • @muratozsoy7116
      @muratozsoy7116 หลายเดือนก่อน

      %100 if you try

  • @eyeyes96
    @eyeyes96 หลายเดือนก่อน

    HELLO!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Marijnium
    @Marijnium หลายเดือนก่อน

    Those are harsh numbers

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don’t worry you‘ll make it work :)

  • @anchov648
    @anchov648 หลายเดือนก่อน

    verdammt brut

  • @Werbespanner
    @Werbespanner หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wann Jules collab?

  • @TroyDowVanZandt
    @TroyDowVanZandt หลายเดือนก่อน

    Me in my 20s: “You look like a cross between Paul Newman and Robert Redford!” Me now: a cross between the dead Paul Newman and the pockmarked Robert Redford. Ach! Ich hab’ zu lange gewartet!

  • @Artur_M.
    @Artur_M. หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ok, more gingers left for people with good taste then.

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You have my blessing

    • @Artur_M.
      @Artur_M. หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@howtogerman69 😄

  • @Your-Name157
    @Your-Name157 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That means if you date ~1 human per day you need almost a year to find a partner (If everyday you date someone different).

  • @julonkrutor4649
    @julonkrutor4649 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alkoholverschwendungs-counter: 5 You wasted 5 beer ... Turn yourself in for reeducation! We are germans, we do not waste beer.

  • @julonkrutor4649
    @julonkrutor4649 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So, if i am 33 and she is 22 i am a pedo poker? Good to know. Now, do i get a T-shirt with that?

  • @salzzmeister3513
    @salzzmeister3513 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Okay so by tomorrow I will not only be still single, but I'll also be bankrupt. Thx Mr. HTG

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Always a pleasure 🫶🏻

  • @SirMrDany
    @SirMrDany หลายเดือนก่อน

    0.

  • @jans411
    @jans411 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man I dunno about my odds here :l

  • @kxpenhagen
    @kxpenhagen หลายเดือนก่อน

    If this channel keeps pumping out so much gold, the world economy will crash 😔❤️

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Haha Thanks man will do my best :P

    • @borekminer
      @borekminer หลายเดือนก่อน

      hes gonna become mansa musa

  • @eurovisionwtf
    @eurovisionwtf หลายเดือนก่อน

    I always wanted to become a cop.

  • @kayleeloverable
    @kayleeloverable หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is hilarious! What a simple but effective video!

  • @carlito12384
    @carlito12384 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What a cu1t and cant c your point

  • @SilverWolf09100
    @SilverWolf09100 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you very much, using this tutorial I have learned how to open a beer bottle with whatever comes to hand, I have just used a pair of tweezers the other night, and tonight I used a 3 in. screw, cheers!

  • @Cyber-Lee_0007
    @Cyber-Lee_0007 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My friend in German class taught me how to say “fick dich herr Stirts” (herr Stirts ist mein Deutschlehrer)

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well shoutout to Herr Stirts i guess

  • @sonof_abeach6788
    @sonof_abeach6788 หลายเดือนก่อน

    danke schoen

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Always a pleasure :)

  • @satakrionkryptomortis
    @satakrionkryptomortis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    for those wandering about Charlemagne. when i went to school back in ancient times prior to times when the wall just fell we had half a year of history in 7th grade just about that time. in 9th grade ww1 takes like 50% of history class. 10th is basically just ww2.

  • @pepsteprep
    @pepsteprep 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why don’t you guys just ally with America, Canada, and France? You guys would have 2x the people at different times. Someone always on watch 24/7?

  • @ShadowOfDeadRhodes21
    @ShadowOfDeadRhodes21 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The easiest one by far is just unscrewing it.. but what's the fun in that? I also use the end of my dresser to popem open

    • @howtogerman69
      @howtogerman69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This ain't America man, in Germany we actually don't have caps you can simply unscrew you need brute force to open them... plus you're right even if you could it'd be boring :p

  • @LinaMetzger
    @LinaMetzger 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I know few words its Austria Specific Wappler, Dodel = idiot Schabrakn, oide Geign = alte Frau = old woman oide fregatten = alte frau die nur schimpft = old Karen Lausbu, Bazi = ein junge der scheiße baut = boys do stupid stuff Flanierer, Sandler = Penner = someone who lives on street Müchgsicht = Milchbubi = man with innocent mind Repetiergoschn = Jemand der schnell redet = someone who talks fast Zadruckter = kleiner mann = short guys