Star Wars The Acolyte has released and after the media push from the cast, the Hollywood access media took over. What followed what attacking the fans and various articles about everything from lore to theories, desperately making excuses for it while painting the fans as in the wrong. Even to the point of accusing them of not even having seen the show. But why? What do they have to gain by gaslighting the fans, even if they convince them to see the first episodes, they wont watch afterwards. You can pretend something is good right up until the person sees it for themselves. This is why the articles seem to like the show simply because they project new stories, morals and depth onto a show that simply has none of it. Is this why the reviews talk about "potential", because they're hoping their head cannon comes true? Will they realise over time as it becomes safe what everyone else realised in the first episode? What do you think? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Yellow and Orange lightsabers are supposed to be rare, and the hallmarks of the Jedi Sentinels. But, we know these shills and vandals do not know the lore.
It's just critical tribalism, no different from covering football teams, soap operas, or Morris Dancing. Must Praise Own Team, Must Attack Other Team and Supporters. Not only is this boorish and puerile, it has auto-shafted their credibility, such as it might have been.
They'll just call you an uncle-tom or race traitor and claim you're lying for the approval of the racists. It won't be the first time they've done that to people who disagree with them.
Well, yea. None of this ACTUALLY happened. We just want to be entertained. Berating the audience because the product is terrible with labels like Bigot or Racist isn't going to change people's minds
Disney isn't hiring directors,they're recruiting activists;they're not passing the torch,they're torching the past. Welcome to the Fourth Reich;all of these woke movies,TV shows,comic books and video games are the 21st century version of Triumph Of The Will;Leni Riefenstahl would be proud. "The first battlefield is to rewrite history - take away the heritage of a people and they are more easily persuaded." - Karl Marx - 'Das Kapital'
A quote from Amandla Stenberg: "All nerds are gay." The interviewer tried to defuse it.... "SOME nerds are gay..." but she doubled down. "In my world, all nerds are gay". Disney need to put her in sensitivity training.
@@ephgm Some of her supporters, if not she herself, would probably say that you're not a real nerd then. Who'd be doing the gatekeeping then, I wonder?
So...honesty question here...do straight women actually want to see a buff gay dude? Because I don't find that kind of thing even remotely interesting.
Leslye Headland saying she has an interest in Star Wars is like Ted Bundy saying he has an interest in women. While it may be true, it is not a healthy interest.
Bundy was way too smart to come up with: “I like to make women uncomfortable.” Only an Indian documentary maker would be that dumb. Is she still going to create the next ‘Star Wars’ abomination?
Woa Woa Woa! Wait a second. Let me just quote that article: “most likely review ‘bombing’ by dissatisfied fans, who don’t like the show because of its messages”. Why does this article put this as if disliking something’s messaging isn’t an actual or valid criticism? It IS the criticism! What? Are people supposed to like a show regardless of disliking the messaging? What a stupid suggestion. Let’s write that different ways: “dissatisfied fans, who don’t like the show because of the acting”, or “dissatisfied fans, who don’t like the show because of the plot”, or “dissatisfied fans, who don’t like the show because of the cinematography”. But if it’s “messaging”, somehow that’s not a valid reason? Messaging is part of the story, the plot, the subtext. In other words, it’s a literal part of the package. It’s actually a BIG part of the package, because the messaging is the culmination of what the show is actually about. So, unsurprisingly, the suggestion is that if you don’t like or agree with THEIR message, your opinion is invalid. Sorry, but I’m not into your opinion policing. Also, it’s always “bombing” if it’s negative. They never claim to be “praise bombed” if people like their show.
Your comment should go to the top so everyone can read it. Extremely valid point! “Fans” not liking something is Exactly the Point of reviewing a show and saying whether they liked it or not! That IS the point!
It's because you're not allowed to dislike the particular message they're peddling. Doing so automatically qualifies you as a bigot or any of the countless -ists, take your pick. Every day we're creeping closer to thoughtcrime being a thing.
@@Vogon14I always say the left’s religion of intersectionality is very similar to Islam. They use a lot of the same tactics and try to silence all criticism.
That line the White Hair Chick uses - "You can put your clothes on" - How many people hear that and wonder if Leslye said that to people during her earlier career?
My guy it’s purely aesthetics. The only reason more colors exists than red, green and blue is because Samuel L Jackson liked the color purple. If that doesn’t scream aesthetics than idk what will. Acting like they didn’t just make up shit to explain it away after the fact. We had zero explanation behind lightsabers and how they worked in the OG trilogy and the prequels. None of them ever address the connection/meaning of lightsaber colors and how they work.
@@youarewrong57 bruh that is quite literally a special case yellow light saber have lore and origins. as said above jedi had yellow sabers, but to me personally and to my strongest knowgeld they are also used by "force sensitives" or grey knights as they are called. so no yellow sabers arent purely aesthetics they have a a background
@youarewrong57 Okay bub, "making shit up" is what we call WRITING LORE! And no, Samuel L. Jackson is NOT the first time you SEE a purple light saber. That would be Mara Jade in Mysteries of the Sith, February 98.
Modern "Fans": "See, Sith r good and Jedi r actually bad" Everyone else: "That's the opposite of true" Modern "Fans": "You're not a real fan and aren't welcome here, gatekeeper!"
I sort of understand what I think mullet head was going for but I think leaning deeper into them being evil would have been better. I want to see why Darth Maul is so angry for example and no I'm not going to go watch the clone baby wars unless it's the Tarkovsky actual good one. I want a show about Lord Sideous and even Palps is cringing but I don't think they have the writing chops.
@@Drak976 you do not realise that its the same person?? Sideous is Palpertine.. what gets me with this, i was born 1980, so the prequels got me into Star Wars. the Jedi is a religion. they use what they have to be peace keepers. the Empire are basically Nazis. the dark side are basically ISIS. makes me laugh when you look at it like this and think, these people writing this have no clue. saying the evil people do not know they are evil.. burning babies alive and dragging women and children from cars raping them ect, Leslie and these actors are saying that is ok, they are not evil in their minds.. and yes it is exactly like that.. i have pics ect showing evil of the world. real kids in cages ect, burnt alive, women held and beaten in the streets for leaving their home alone, to get food. because isis killed her husband. that is what they are defending. yet they would rather make kids believe its ok, pedophiles are ok cus they do not see them selves as evil.. you can not push gay on a kids platform and think its ok.. these people control a few cities and can not understand why the rest of the countries do not want their pedo crap pushed on their kids..
I liked how the old games looked at the pros and cons and landed on the idea of a gray jedi. A balanced use of light and dark instead of modern writers subverting the audience and make the sith look good
I don't know where this "yellow means balance" thing came from. The Star Wars I know always said it was the color of lightsabers used by Jedi Sentinels and Shadows who were dedicated to the extermination of the Sith. According to the lore, it represents a desire for justice, not balance.
Its telling how they were belabouring how lazy parts of the writing of the old material was and then simultaneously go and throw it out there that they've never actually read it.
It's funny because there is a lightsaber color for people who are neither Jedi or Sith... It's orange. So... I guess they were kind of close... So close guys... Not yellow. You need orange.
It came, somewhere after Disney wiped out the EU lore. Even the whole balance of light and dark/grey knights, was not a real thing until the clone war show. The only people who claimed it before, claimed it right before they fell to the dark side.
Crazy thing is the purple lightsaber actually represent balance due to the fact that you have to be atone to the light but also familiar with the dark mace windy was one of the only Jedi able to achieve this but you have to know the EU for this info
Who is old enough to remember when a Play Boy or Rolling Stone article was the only time you would ever read an actors opinion about anything? Those were good times…
I was told it's not for me, so I'm not watching, same as Dr Who. I'm too busy touching grass. THIS IS WHAT THEY WANTED. I'm supporting them by NOT watching :)
and yet, Yellow lightsabers were originally wielded by the Jedi Temple Guards. No need to sit and come up with something. The answer already existed for decades.
@@chocolatebar6785 Those are only canon when they remember they exist, and happen to care. Just as the EU isn't canon, except when they want to cannibalize it for parts. Really, there is no canon anymore. The existence of a canon would mean the creators would have to actually learn and adhere to a set of rules of what they can and, more importantly, can't do when writing Star Wars, and obviously nobody's got time for that nowadays.
It’s an attempt at mass gaslighting in real time. They really believe that they still have fans that not only watch the modern shows, but actually like them.
The "you would make a good Dalek" clip made me realise something; Leslie Headland is the kind of person to _approve_ of the Daleks, despite them _literally being based on the Nazis._
The galactic empire of the original trilogy was based on the Nazi's, there main color pallets are red, black, white and gray. Palpatine is an allegory to Austrian mustache man, they both rode the back of popular support to the highest office, than used conflict to grow the power of the executive office, and finally made the legislative body useless in the case of Germany and disbanded in the case of star wars. The old sith empire in legends had a lot of fascistic imagery and had a training system similar to the ancient Spartans (most historians agree they are predecessors to modern Fascism) so one could make the argument Leslie is already approving of Nazis.
I feel like we are drifting away from Mary Sues. The new and improved hybrid is an amiable, misunderstood villain that will redeem herself by the end of the movie or show.
Light Saber colours ARE supposed to have some degree of reflection of the personality of their user, as well as their position. The fact that they didn't take this intopconsideration and just gave him a yellow saber because 'ooo pretty' is even more proof they don't care about star wars lore.
Yup! There was a Clone Wars (cartoon) ep where a group of Padawans part of their training is to get a Kyber crystal that called to each of them. Decent ep that helped to show the importance in the making of the Jedi's lightsaber.
@@southern-samurai Yeah I have seen her past work and let me say that I do not know what you see in Harvey Weinstein's former PA(who did know about what was going on in those hotel rooms that he booked).
You made a grave error. Yord is the First Gay Black Jedi to wash his own Robes, ever, in a Major Production. It’s a monumental breakthrough for Diversity and Inclusion.
It’s like sports announcers making up stats to make a worthless athlete sound better than they are. “Oh my gosh! He’s the first running back to rush for 100 yards on 100 carries in a rainstorm in Sunday night during an eclipse while eating a bean burritoe!” “And Chuck, this is why I love him. He is such a phenomenal player.” “He truly is something special now, isn’t he, Travis?”
Just deleted my Disney account tonight, after having it for 3 years through unemployment and hard times always kept it. But after watching the Acolyte I am done. Would rather take the 11 pounds and bye a kebab, it’s more satisfying and better quality no matter what kebab house I choose
The light saber’s colors, are not for aesthetics. I think they are planning on different colors, so when several Jedi’s pull their light sabers, it will be a rainbow of colors.
Disney lost touch with reality a long time ago. The audience IS the shite snack. Plain and simple. The audience IS who is or isn't going to pay to see what you have produced. And if the audience doesn't like what you have produced. That will be shared and the production will flop. Disney is more focused on making what they like and not concerned at all with making what the audience wants to see. This will end in the bankruptcy of Disney, and i for one can't wait for that day. The day that Disney is no longer corrupting the minds of anyone, anywhere, ever. And when that day comes. No one will miss them.
Good is bad and bad is good.... Bad guys are misunderstood, the Heroes are power hungry oppresses.... Gay good and straight bad.... Pride good and religion bad.... You can see Satan's whispers in the world
The canon reason from the clone wars cartoon for yellow lightsabers is they belong to Temple guards. Temple guards are Jedi knights that get rotated every few cycles. The lightsabers they wield are assigned to them and are then given back after their guard tour is over. Since the crystals don't have a constant user they turn yellow. The people who wrote this show don't know anything about star wars
No one is stopping her from apologizing for making racist comments. She clearly thinks she doesn’t have to. Someone should tell her open bigotry is bad for business. I won’t be watching, however. I’m sick of Hollywood and the media’s phony Double standard.
Did Trump ever apologize for being racist to Mexicans? He called them dirty and rapists. That’s far worse than what Amandla said lol. She witnessed white people crying that watched The hate you give. That was the goal to see white people show empathy. Besides it was 5 years ago.
How does anyone sit down, watch this show, and then write something defending it. You have to have your brain dripping out of your ears to do a thing like that...
The show is like a generic 1990s syfy show. Everything looks cheap. The makeup artist is far below average. The story is boring. 0 characters are interesting. 2 out of 10
@anakinsolo4529 Star Trek was not a generic syfy show, farscape was a generic syfy show with a low budget. It was considered generic back then by everyone. It was shown on the free antenna channels just like it is today. Yes, they had generic syfy shows & knockoff shows even in the 1980s & 1990s. But it's ok. You like generic shows. No problem, enjoy it. Keep it alive. Make sure to add 1,000 or so views for the ppl who will never tune back to see it.
The Acolyte is Leslye Headland's mega blockbuster hit show where she shows the world that the only thing holding her back from making a decent TV show is talent, work ethic, ability, intelligence, creativity, restraint, (self-)respect, selfawareness and basic human decency. The first episode kicks off with a weird fever dream where Trinity is somehow back in the Matrix. But the AI was only fed on Disney Star Wars content so the world and its rules make no damn sense. What follows is fight scene between Trinity and evil feminized discount Rick James which is initiated by one of Rick James' greatest hits. "Attack me with all your strength!" -> translation -> "Give it to me baby". Evil feminized discount Rick James suddenly decides fighting a Jedi with a light saber is for losers and yells "Screw you, now I'm a ninja". In her desperate attempt to be like Naruto, she doesn't realize that she comes across like a cheap Boruto knockoff which, after just 5 minutes into the show, makes Trinity realize "wait a minute, this is really god damn stupid" and just dies out of embarresment for being in this travisty. What follows is a murder mystery without an actual murder mystery with good feminized discount Rick James in the middle of it. It is considered so incredibly complex that not even the Teletubbies wanted to give it a shoot because it would be an insult to their intellect. We get the strong implication that this is indeed a simulation because good feminized discount Rick James' awesomeness creates a glitch in the Matrix that makes fire burn slowly without oxygen in space. Later there is a prison break caused by a prisoner with the ability to mind control droids which could easily have been prevented if the droids controlling the ship would have encrypted their internet connection with Nord VPN. The episode ends with a ripoff scene from The Fugitive minus the stakes and the tension which makes good feminized discount Rick James act so stupid that one has to ask if she really trained to be a Jedi as a kid or that's what they told her and instead she visited a school for children with special needs. The premise of the second episode is that there is a Jedi master floating around in a room for the last 10 years until evil feminized discount Rick James tries to promt "Give it to me baby" on him but he doesn't like the song at all so this time it doesn't work. This guy's behavior marks the final confirmation that this isn't the world of Star Wars but a simulation within the Matrix because this Jedi acts entirely like an NPC. His clothes are clean, his facial hair looks like it's been taken care of and there is no sign of human excrements which would pile on after 10 years of not leaving this position. Evil feminized discount Rick James can't penetrate the force field with her song because of plot armor and those aren't the lines programmed into the NPC that causes him to interact with one of the other characters. Somehow she finds out what this NPC is all about, appearently she was able to have a look at his code because he also didn't encrypt his WLAN with Nord VPN. She phrases the lines nessesary to interact with him and hands him a vile that contains her song in liquified form which totally makes sense in the wolrd of Disney Star Wars and alignes with the loophole-free and tight worldbuilding we have seen so far in this show. He detests this song so much that it causes him to die of cringe especially after realizing that from here on out this "plotline" will only become even more god damn stupid. Meanwhile in an other part of the galaxy we are about to see a shirtless scene from the guy with the discount Killmonger haircut who looks definitively threatening when you squint your eyes together. Unfortunately for Leslye Headland and her team of writers who see this as nessesary and definitively not just as eye candy this shirtless scene is completely pointless because it doesn't have 90s Jean Claude Van Damme doing JCVD things. But then again it's a Star Wars show and giving the audiences what they want is contradictive to the work ethics of Disney Entertainment. That joke falls flat on my end; Disney Star Wars shows don't have audiences anymore. Furthermore JCVD is so efficient at what he does and would see through the stupidity of all the other characters that he would spin-kick everybody into submission and solve the plot in like 5 minutes or so after his first appearance. It seems obvious that with this show Leslye Headland wanted to impress her spiritual role model Steven Seagal. Like this show, Seagal movies make no sense what so ever and with a completion of just 25% of the runtime, the audience's intelligence and morals have been assaulted multiple times already. The main character always turns out to be the villain without Seagal/Disney realizing it. It's always a guy/in Disney's case girlboss with a dark past who goes on a killing spree for revenge and ends up causing way more destruction especially on innocent bystanders. But it's considered okay for the movie/show because it is Steven Seagal/current girlboss. After supressing those urges to kill the innocent, Seagal finally decides to move on and kill the villain because by now the runtime of the movie almost hits 90 minutes and after that he has to work for free. Leslye Headland even managed to give us the closest to an actual Steven Seagal cameo in episode 2 representing Seagal with the morbidly obese Jedi padavan. It's like in his movies when most of the time it's not Seagal but a body double just for walking/waddling around and making the rest of the female cast uncomfortable which is Seagal's specialty and several times they have a voice over from the local janitor whenever Seagal's mumbling becomes too incohesive or incomprehensible. And if there is one thing that Disney and Seagal movies taught us it's that even now it can always get much worse.
You pretty much nailed it. They still can't fathom they're screeching at the wall at this point. You can't be angry at "fans" that no longer exist anymore.
@@Tweety1789 Right? It's just such a white tower stance to think they can argue their customers into buying their products when we can buy similar or better products anywhere else.
Made no sense. Obviously it was just to show a scene of a muscle guy shirtless. Headland is a perverted woman and she's good at convincing people to take off their clothes for money. I wonder who she learned that from ...
Disney makes "the gayest Star Wars ever." Disney+ ... the streaming service for children, the merch... aimed at children. ... not really helping your reputation, Disney.
The Knights of the Republic dialogue sampled at 12:25 is amazing and a refreshing take on the Star Wars universe. Maybe refreshing is inaccurate given it's apparently been out a few years. Thank you, Disparu, for shining a light on these chapters of the Star Wars canon that I have been overlooking, specifically because of the wrong headed and wrong spirited direction that more recent SW teams have been releasing. "Be careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands than with clenched fist". Now that is superb writing, certainly an example that can be taken by others.
They actually wrote an article to justify a guy without shirt.... man, I really pitty these people, must be miserable living with the sense that you need to excuse yourself from liking what you see.
@@Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org It existed before rebels. Each color had a significance around the early 2000s. The reason rebels has it, is because Filoni draws from EU.
@@veeclash4157 its as re>tarded as headland and the MC saying R2 was a lesbian. I felt my IQ tragically take a hit after hearing that. Weaponized autism in a star wars story was not on my bingo card.
Anybody noticed when the prisoners escaped on the escape pods. They were recaptured, taken to coruscant/questioned them, got a team together, and Flew back!!!! All b4 mop head woke up. In the future hyperspace travel takes days and weeks, in the acolyte it's instantaneous.... And they wonder why we say it's dumb
After watching the 2 episodes of garbage known as the Acolyte I made a rotten tomatoes account to express my disdain and then cancelled my Disney+ sub I won't give any more money to Disney just so they can destroy the IP's I love
None of them is an actual fan of Star Wars, they are all activists pretending to be actors lol it's about how much queerness they can bring and add to the show
Yeah, that hurt. I'd imagine she felt rather awkward because the conversation of choice of colors is explored in a lot of starwars content and now it is just a choice of aesthetics.
A suicidal thought ridden Jedi Master is a sin to the whole Star Wars cannon, for being balanced is the only way to master "The Force". One moment he is impervious to everything, the next he wants to die. And he was so useless, so he had to wait to someone to bring him the poison to drink.
The fact that they trying to say the twin's conception was "Force Induced" shows the writers appropriated this from Anakin's birth in "Phantom Menace" when Qui-Gon Jinn asked Shmi about Anakin's birth
Money laundering after becoming a public company. Investors don’t really watch the media the company creates. They just read the paid articles headlines.
This is like modern art where rich people buy it because it "says something to them", when in reality they're buying it as an investment. The hoi polloi, however, laugh at the rich for spending so much money on something that a five year old could produce.
I’m 100% certain there will be a scene with Jedi’s and a “rainbow” of lightsaber colors. Wait for it. This show dropped just in time for pride month. I expect the pander wars to continue.
These articles try to set the critic's scores as the standard by which the show's success is only ever to be judged. However, given the fact that they are only rating on its adherence - or not - to certain politics, it's clear to anyone with half a brain that the numbers they come up with are not genuine. It's only the audience's reactions that are honest, and meaningful, when judging an entertainment product. They are the ones who paid their hard-earned money to watch it, have no ties to anyone in the production, and are not beholden to corporate stakeholders to say something positive about these products. The fans set the standard, while the critics don't even deserve to be mentioned in the same breath.
I just love the look on Carrie-Anne Moss's face when she's confronted, to attack "with all her strength"... It's the look of someone who's had a nice lunch and is just relaxing and enjoying themselves, only to have some try-hard come out of nowhere and try and get a rise out of her. At this point all she wants to do is people-watch or have a nap, not fight some rando for her life.
I like how the news article just assumes anyone is a fan so they can preface their attack. Only 20% of the people who watched are the fans.... because they said they liked it. The rest, never were fans.... because the reverse logic is now true, 80% of fans hated the show. So if we got a topless man doing laundry as a first ...... When are we going to get the topless woman cleaning guns?
Another Kreia fan! I was typing out my rant but browsed more comments. Sarah Kestelman's voice gave life to that character and very detailed dialogue. I can still, very roughly mind you, quote her two decades (?!) after the fact. - Step away from him! I said step away. He brings you truth and you condemn him. The *arrogance* !...You who have forever seen the galaxy through the Force, see it through the eyes of the Exile!) - And that is what I sought to understand...how someone could turn away from such power, (give up ?) the Force...and live...But I understand now. You did it because you had no choice. - That is Nar Shaddaa, the true Nar Shaddaa you feel... - I suffered...indignities...and fell into darkness. - Apathy is death. Worse than death... - Do not mate with her... (XD) - There must always be a Darth Traya People like whoever this creator is, are so arrogant as to think they need to change things when Kreia was always a strong, independent woman . Just cast and write her as is and it'll work. The characters speak for themselves.
Would they rather have every Disney subscriber give it a chance and then turn it off after the first 15 minutes, ultimately hurting the franchise even more. They should not be highlighting this show in any real way and especially not as some blockbuster. I can't believe how much money they spent on this garbage.
How do you destroy a franchise? Ask Disney they are experts at it because they are pissing off the fan base and are pandering to less than 1% of their viewers(it's like they are not getting the message). While trying to get new viewers they are losing the loyal ones they had. What makes this really bad they don't understand what people want and don't want. They needed to let their franchises do what was wanted and people were willing to pay for. This is where they fail - If it's not broken don't fix it , or GO WOKE GO BROKE. They should have seen this coming just look at Bud, Target and the rest!
I miss the EU reasoning for the different colors. From what i remember Yellow sabres were used by Jedi who were not as focused on the force or lightsabre skills. Instead they would take time to learn real life skills like hacking, lockpicking, espionage, and other skills that the force and lightsabres couldnt assist someone with. This made them exceptionally good at going out and hunting down sith artefacts on the black market and trying to ferret out potential plots and enemies in hiding. Again, from what i remember, in the original EU palpatine believed this group of thr Jedi were likely the most numerous survivors of Order 66
Ngl all it took was "I am going to kill you." and I closed out and stopped watching. Any script which has to tell me verbally what the plot is obviously doing is already bad.
This world, ain't no such thing as modern audiences. It's a woman so in love with her political agenda, until she had forgotten herself and found only appetites.
.....and who'd have thought that long ago when FEZ from "that 70's show" called it STAR WH*RES he would turn out to be more right than we could possibly imagine.
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Star Wars The Acolyte has released and after the media push from the cast, the Hollywood access media took over. What followed what attacking the fans and various articles about everything from lore to theories, desperately making excuses for it while painting the fans as in the wrong. Even to the point of accusing them of not even having seen the show. But why? What do they have to gain by gaslighting the fans, even if they convince them to see the first episodes, they wont watch afterwards.
You can pretend something is good right up until the person sees it for themselves. This is why the articles seem to like the show simply because they project new stories, morals and depth onto a show that simply has none of it. Is this why the reviews talk about "potential", because they're hoping their head cannon comes true? Will they realise over time as it becomes safe what everyone else realised in the first episode? What do you think? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Yellow and Orange lightsabers are supposed to be rare, and the hallmarks of the Jedi Sentinels. But, we know these shills and vandals do not know the lore.
Yep
It's just critical tribalism, no different from covering football teams, soap operas, or Morris Dancing.
Must Praise Own Team, Must Attack Other Team and Supporters.
Not only is this boorish and puerile, it has auto-shafted their credibility, such as it might have been.
Damage control is dialed up to 11. With A I generated hallucination. I wonder if all the bills for the shills count as project budget…
A tiny throwing dart is more deadly than a lightsaber going through you.
“Black people can’t be racist”
So as a black man, when I trash the acoltye and amandla steinwhatever, I’m not being racist.
Checkmate media
Don't show them this comment... Their brains will explode.
Joe says if you hate the acolyte you ain't black.
They'll just call you an uncle-tom or race traitor and claim you're lying for the approval of the racists. It won't be the first time they've done that to people who disagree with them.
You cracked the code
Anytime so.eone starts a statement with "as a black man" or "as a woman" or whatever, I immediately know they aren't that thing.
If you have to tell people they are bad or racist if they don't like your product, you aren't selling a product, you are selling propaganda.
The Nazis used the same logic when they rose to power.
Well, yea. None of this ACTUALLY happened. We just want to be entertained. Berating the audience because the product is terrible with labels like Bigot or Racist isn't going to change people's minds
Disney isn't hiring directors,they're recruiting activists;they're not passing the torch,they're torching the past. Welcome to the Fourth Reich;all of these woke movies,TV shows,comic books and video games are the 21st century version of Triumph Of The Will;Leni Riefenstahl would be proud.
"The first battlefield is to rewrite history - take away the heritage of a people and they are more easily persuaded."
- Karl Marx -
'Das Kapital'
its proven star wars fans have the biggest sect of racists of any franchise fanbase
yaaz yaaz
It's more fun to watch the Disparu review than the actual show.
Agreed.
honestly that isnt hard to do tho
Yep, he always goes hard. But while he mocks, he also makes direct concise analysis grounded in what the product clearly presents.
Even watching him review the reviews is more entertainment than Hollywood is capable of nowadays
It's always a pro when it comes to reviewing trash shows
A quote from Amandla Stenberg: "All nerds are gay."
The interviewer tried to defuse it.... "SOME nerds are gay..." but she doubled down.
"In my world, all nerds are gay".
Disney need to put her in sensitivity training.
I'm a nerd and I'm not gay. Just saying.
Gays who are not nerds are not all happy about the sexualization and grooming taking place in Children’s Television and Education.
@@ephgm Some of her supporters, if not she herself, would probably say that you're not a real nerd then. Who'd be doing the gatekeeping then, I wonder?
Lol...she just made an "absolute" (ignorant) statement like that...? She really is young and dumb/woke and hilarious. FFFck this B and their kind.
prevented me from getting HIV, while the gay nerds dealt with AIDS & died, unfortunately among associates & risks endured while in the US Navy
Imagine going to a restaurant, being told what to eat, and getting blamed for giving a bad review because it was a dish you didn’t like.
They also took a dump in said dish. Can't forget that part. 😂
Imagine making an actor take his shirt off despite his concerns?
Now do that to a woman. Let's see the articles.
So...honesty question here...do straight women actually want to see a buff gay dude? Because I don't find that kind of thing even remotely interesting.
"knowing the circumfrance of her areolas tells you everything you need to know about her character!"
Leslie Headland's boss did it all the time.
I mean, Leslie was a apart of that scenario in real life, why would she care about it in a movie?
Nothing new for Headland
Leslye Headland saying she has an interest in Star Wars is like Ted Bundy saying he has an interest in women. While it may be true, it is not a healthy interest.
Great analogy
Bundy was way too smart to come up with: “I like to make women uncomfortable.” Only an Indian documentary maker would be that dumb. Is she still going to create the next ‘Star Wars’ abomination?
lol !!!! truth yaaz yaaz
Bravo!!!!
Well put 👏
Woa Woa Woa! Wait a second. Let me just quote that article: “most likely review ‘bombing’ by dissatisfied fans, who don’t like the show because of its messages”. Why does this article put this as if disliking something’s messaging isn’t an actual or valid criticism? It IS the criticism! What? Are people supposed to like a show regardless of disliking the messaging? What a stupid suggestion. Let’s write that different ways: “dissatisfied fans, who don’t like the show because of the acting”, or “dissatisfied fans, who don’t like the show because of the plot”, or “dissatisfied fans, who don’t like the show because of the cinematography”. But if it’s “messaging”, somehow that’s not a valid reason? Messaging is part of the story, the plot, the subtext. In other words, it’s a literal part of the package. It’s actually a BIG part of the package, because the messaging is the culmination of what the show is actually about. So, unsurprisingly, the suggestion is that if you don’t like or agree with THEIR message, your opinion is invalid. Sorry, but I’m not into your opinion policing. Also, it’s always “bombing” if it’s negative. They never claim to be “praise bombed” if people like their show.
Your comment should go to the top so everyone can read it. Extremely valid point! “Fans” not liking something is Exactly the Point of reviewing a show and saying whether they liked it or not! That IS the point!
Well put, that's why people are now calling it a religion. Something beyond criticism or questioning. You have to believe as a package.
It's because you're not allowed to dislike the particular message they're peddling. Doing so automatically qualifies you as a bigot or any of the countless -ists, take your pick. Every day we're creeping closer to thoughtcrime being a thing.
PIN THIS COMMENT
@@Vogon14I always say the left’s religion of intersectionality is very similar to Islam. They use a lot of the same tactics and try to silence all criticism.
That line the White Hair Chick uses - "You can put your clothes on" - How many people hear that and wonder if Leslye said that to people during her earlier career?
Yellow Light Sabers were the hallmark of Jedi Sentinels during the Old Republic. It's NOT just pure aesthetics, Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant!
I was about to ask weren't there a specific group that specifically used yellow light sabers so thanks for this 👍🏾
THANK YOU❤❤
My guy it’s purely aesthetics. The only reason more colors exists than red, green and blue is because Samuel L Jackson liked the color purple. If that doesn’t scream aesthetics than idk what will. Acting like they didn’t just make up shit to explain it away after the fact. We had zero explanation behind lightsabers and how they worked in the OG trilogy and the prequels. None of them ever address the connection/meaning of lightsaber colors and how they work.
@@youarewrong57 bruh that is quite literally a special case yellow light saber have lore and origins. as said above jedi had yellow sabers, but to me personally and to my strongest knowgeld they are also used by "force sensitives" or grey knights as they are called. so no yellow sabers arent purely aesthetics they have a a background
@youarewrong57 Okay bub, "making shit up" is what we call WRITING LORE! And no, Samuel L. Jackson is NOT the first time you SEE a purple light saber. That would be Mara Jade in Mysteries of the Sith, February 98.
Modern "Fans": "See, Sith r good and Jedi r actually bad"
Everyone else: "That's the opposite of true"
Modern "Fans": "You're not a real fan and aren't welcome here, gatekeeper!"
I sort of understand what I think mullet head was going for but I think leaning deeper into them being evil would have been better. I want to see why Darth Maul is so angry for example and no I'm not going to go watch the clone baby wars unless it's the Tarkovsky actual good one. I want a show about Lord Sideous and even Palps is cringing but I don't think they have the writing chops.
to these woke hollywood hacks not being in touch with emotions is more evil than blowing up a planet
They have the writing chops. I think you don’t know how to read. It’s a book. It’s literally call Darth Plagueis🙏
@@Drak976 you do not realise that its the same person?? Sideous is Palpertine.. what gets me with this, i was born 1980, so the prequels got me into Star Wars. the Jedi is a religion. they use what they have to be peace keepers. the Empire are basically Nazis. the dark side are basically ISIS. makes me laugh when you look at it like this and think, these people writing this have no clue. saying the evil people do not know they are evil.. burning babies alive and dragging women and children from cars raping them ect, Leslie and these actors are saying that is ok, they are not evil in their minds.. and yes it is exactly like that.. i have pics ect showing evil of the world. real kids in cages ect, burnt alive, women held and beaten in the streets for leaving their home alone, to get food. because isis killed her husband. that is what they are defending. yet they would rather make kids believe its ok, pedophiles are ok cus they do not see them selves as evil.. you can not push gay on a kids platform and think its ok.. these people control a few cities and can not understand why the rest of the countries do not want their pedo crap pushed on their kids..
I liked how the old games looked at the pros and cons and landed on the idea of a gray jedi. A balanced use of light and dark instead of modern writers subverting the audience and make the sith look good
I mean they called it gay first! They can't get mad if "fans" make fun of something they said.
A long time ago, in a galaxy not all that far away...
There lived...
FIG WARS...
I'll make fun of whatever. No permission needed.
@@mindsofeuropa2955 :).
I don't know where this "yellow means balance" thing came from. The Star Wars I know always said it was the color of lightsabers used by Jedi Sentinels and Shadows who were dedicated to the extermination of the Sith. According to the lore, it represents a desire for justice, not balance.
Tight tumbnail my brother🙏
Its telling how they were belabouring how lazy parts of the writing of the old material was and then simultaneously go and throw it out there that they've never actually read it.
It's funny because there is a lightsaber color for people who are neither Jedi or Sith... It's orange.
So... I guess they were kind of close... So close guys... Not yellow. You need orange.
It came, somewhere after Disney wiped out the EU lore.
Even the whole balance of light and dark/grey knights, was not a real thing until the clone war show.
The only people who claimed it before, claimed it right before they fell to the dark side.
Crazy thing is the purple lightsaber actually represent balance due to the fact that you have to be atone to the light but also familiar with the dark mace windy was one of the only Jedi able to achieve this but you have to know the EU for this info
Who is old enough to remember when a Play Boy or Rolling Stone article was the only time you would ever read an actors opinion about anything? Those were good times…
Gotta love articles that push the "it wasn't made for you" thing while criticizing those same people for not watching it
When your gender identity is the only thing you have to offer the world...
That's boring 😅
Wait, I have my skin color, too!
Right! And shove it down everyone else's throats.
[In clown suit]
This is going to be the best Star Wars show ever!
So true
I was told it's not for me, so I'm not watching, same as Dr Who. I'm too busy touching grass. THIS IS WHAT THEY WANTED. I'm supporting them by NOT watching :)
Same.
Technically you're watching every episode since Disparu reviews entire episodes
@DensilGrant No, as I was playing Duel Links as I was just listening.
I'm not watching this crap or Doctor Who once nunu one asked for pronouns.
@@lanigirl01 Amen.
They hired Carrie Moss just to kill her in the first scene after a trivial amount of pseudo-intellectual dialog.
It was disgusting 😊
"Attack me with all your might!"
Me: "Gurl bye"
It's cheaper for a lot of publicity
It might be that Ms. Moss read the script and asked to be killed off.
Honestly, Carrie must have been quite desperate for roles lately...
Of course Harvey’s former assistant wants us to believe evil is good.
I literally screamed “NO!!!” when you mentioned Hedland wanting to get her hands on KOTOR.
Same
And remember, folks, this dreck costs $9,000 a second.
Let Disney continue to burn money.
and yet, Yellow lightsabers were originally wielded by the Jedi Temple Guards. No need to sit and come up with something. The answer already existed for decades.
You have to remember, they got rid of all the other media as canon
@@randomperson-up5vt the clone wars and rebels tv shows are still canon
@@chocolatebar6785 Those are only canon when they remember they exist, and happen to care. Just as the EU isn't canon, except when they want to cannibalize it for parts.
Really, there is no canon anymore. The existence of a canon would mean the creators would have to actually learn and adhere to a set of rules of what they can and, more importantly, can't do when writing Star Wars, and obviously nobody's got time for that nowadays.
And Jedi Sentinels iirc.
"If you care about Star Wars, cancel your Disney+ subscription."
No no, hold on, she has a point here.
It’s an attempt at mass gaslighting in real time. They really believe that they still have fans that not only watch the modern shows, but actually like them.
The "you would make a good Dalek" clip made me realise something; Leslie Headland is the kind of person to _approve_ of the Daleks, despite them _literally being based on the Nazis._
The galactic empire of the original trilogy was based on the Nazi's, there main color pallets are red, black, white and gray. Palpatine is an allegory to Austrian mustache man, they both rode the back of popular support to the highest office, than used conflict to grow the power of the executive office, and finally made the legislative body useless in the case of Germany and disbanded in the case of star wars. The old sith empire in legends had a lot of fascistic imagery and had a training system similar to the ancient Spartans (most historians agree they are predecessors to modern Fascism) so one could make the argument Leslie is already approving of Nazis.
Trying to avoid another Mary Sue, Disney made an incompetent Sue that wins anyway
I feel like we are drifting away from Mary Sues. The new and improved hybrid is an amiable, misunderstood villain that will redeem herself by the end of the movie or show.
They created Eus Yram
Because *insert Batwoman clip*
"I'M A WOMAN!"
They created Mindy Kailing
Is that the alien Mary Sue? LOL
Light Saber colours ARE supposed to have some degree of reflection of the personality of their user, as well as their position. The fact that they didn't take this intopconsideration and just gave him a yellow saber because 'ooo pretty' is even more proof they don't care about star wars lore.
Yup! There was a Clone Wars (cartoon) ep where a group of Padawans part of their training is to get a Kyber crystal that called to each of them. Decent ep that helped to show the importance in the making of the Jedi's lightsaber.
They pulled a mace windu
"I am not exactly sure of the IQ of this writer, but I have a feeling I have a chance to hit on a dartboard." xD
TBH I think she has ability, but not in this genre, and inserting todays crazy radical subcultural ideas into Star Wars is nuts.
with one dart
Chat GPT with your typical anti white, anti male anti heterosexual bias parameters set.
@@anthonyblack3579yeah it would have to be. No way she's close to 180
@@southern-samurai Yeah I have seen her past work and let me say that I do not know what you see in Harvey Weinstein's former PA(who did know about what was going on in those hotel rooms that he booked).
Critics is just another word for "emotional support pets" for companies.
The stories saying that "if you don't like it, dont watch it" is like someone saying "only good feedback, please"
You made a grave error. Yord is the First Gay Black Jedi to wash his own Robes, ever, in a Major Production. It’s a monumental breakthrough for Diversity and Inclusion.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
First Mammy washes soldier's pants in Gone With the Wind. Now black Jedi does his own laundry. Such empowerment and advancement.
A redress of balance.
Being a gay, black Jedi who washes his own robes is both stunning and brave! What a trailblazer!
It’s like sports announcers making up stats to make a worthless athlete sound better than they are.
“Oh my gosh! He’s the first running back to rush for 100 yards on 100 carries in a rainstorm in Sunday night during an eclipse while eating a bean burritoe!”
“And Chuck, this is why I love him. He is such a phenomenal player.”
“He truly is something special now, isn’t he, Travis?”
Just deleted my Disney account tonight, after having it for 3 years through unemployment and hard times always kept it. But after watching the Acolyte I am done. Would rather take the 11 pounds and bye a kebab, it’s more satisfying and better quality no matter what kebab house I choose
You guys pay 11 pounds for one kebab? Fuck
When will they realise that; “a fish rots from the head down!”. Blaming your customers for bad products is not good business sense 🙄 !
So .. we, the viewers, are 'racist trolls'?!? .. But the lead actress, who basically said 'I love making white people cry' .. isn't one?
It’s not a coincidence that the Acolyte was released during “Pride” month, they plan on milking that, I suspect.
Lore: the color of a saber reflects the personality or soul of the Jedi wielding it
Headland: that just looks cool, no significant meaning
Building the entire marketing plan around hating the core audience has NOT proven to be a winning strategy... for any DEI obsessed ad agency.
I've been saying it's D.I.E. privately for years. XD Obvious joke, but still.
The light saber’s colors, are not for aesthetics. I think they are planning on different colors, so when several Jedi’s pull their light sabers, it will be a rainbow of colors.
I’m waiting for the multicoloured strobe light saber that plays a theme song instead of electrical static
@@CarkCark-u9j Probably some thing from the Village People.
@@pappabunnyDoes that mean we’re going to get Leatherman?
😂😂😂classic!
Producing garbage then attacking fans? Who couldve seen this coming!?
Why did they choose a lead actress who looks like a 12 year old? She couldn't beat a 6th grade boy in a fight.
I’m surprised they didn’t have rainbow light sabres! They missed a trick there.
*"Always gay, they are. No straight. No lass. A top and a bottom."*
- Master Yoda, speaking about the SHIT.
Disney lost touch with reality a long time ago.
The audience IS the shite snack. Plain and simple. The audience IS who is or isn't going to pay to see what you have produced. And if the audience doesn't like what you have produced. That will be shared and the production will flop.
Disney is more focused on making what they like and not concerned at all with making what the audience wants to see. This will end in the bankruptcy of Disney, and i for one can't wait for that day.
The day that Disney is no longer corrupting the minds of anyone, anywhere, ever.
And when that day comes. No one will miss them.
VERY well said! You nailed it! Thanks for this post.
Yeah Disney will probably be bailed out by the corrupt rich assholes pushing the agenda
My favorite part is when Amandala Steinbergerstein's character says "I'm Rick James, b*#$@!"
Don't let her put her feet on the couch!
Someone needs to make a video of her saying that instead of attack me
"Attack me Darkness! F$&% yo franchise! You can just get another one!"
@@shadowjack239 FUck your couch ninja, I fuck your couch!
Good is bad and bad is good....
Bad guys are misunderstood, the Heroes are power hungry oppresses....
Gay good and straight bad....
Pride good and religion bad....
You can see Satan's whispers in the world
He's yelling at the top of his lungs. The subtlety of bricks. But people love it this way.
Pride and religion both are bad.
@@vb2806 Pride, yes. Religion, yes. Sterile and cold religion is. But Faith, Hope, Love. The greatest of impulses are these.
They are so concerned about the fans who nitpicking and complaining, when instead they should really be concerned about the fans who don't.
The actor not wanting to the shirtless scene and Leslie of all people convincing him to do it sounds so wrong on so many levels.
But not in the least bit surprising
Why ?she fed innocent females to Harvey the? What's his faith again?
Sounds like the core point of her previous job to me.
“Do it for Harvey!” - Leslie Headlamp
She's a predator. All Headland talks about is everything gay, and everything gay always deals with sex.
Amandla Stenberg with braids looks like female Rick James.
It’s weird seeing a Danish girl wearing dreads isn’t it? ;D
I was thinking Terence Trent D'Arby.
'Dance, Little Sither'.
"Amandla" isn't that Zulu for stage prop ?
I'm Rick James B*tch aye she'd defeat more Jedi with a slap
@@brockdavidcultural appropriation
How far have we fallen, from resisting the temptation of evil to asking whether a man does their own laundry......
The canon reason from the clone wars cartoon for yellow lightsabers is they belong to Temple guards. Temple guards are Jedi knights that get rotated every few cycles. The lightsabers they wield are assigned to them and are then given back after their guard tour is over. Since the crystals don't have a constant user they turn yellow. The people who wrote this show don't know anything about star wars
When will they realise that; “a fish rots from the head down”. Blaming your customers for bad products is not good business sense 🙄 !
No one is stopping her from apologizing for making racist comments. She clearly thinks she doesn’t have to. Someone should tell her open bigotry is bad for business.
I won’t be watching, however. I’m sick of Hollywood and the media’s phony Double standard.
Did Trump ever apologize for being racist to Mexicans? He called them dirty and rapists. That’s far worse than what Amandla said lol. She witnessed white people crying that watched The hate you give. That was the goal to see white people show empathy. Besides it was 5 years ago.
Wondering how her career is gonna play out 😂😂😂
Cya be'atch:)
Stop crying, her comments aren't racist. You're imagining things
Well those are Anti-Racist comments not Racist comments.
We used to call it Reverse Racisim but Anti-Racisim was more marketable.
@@Marinealver What a completely meaningless distinction.
How does anyone sit down, watch this show, and then write something defending it. You have to have your brain dripping out of your ears to do a thing like that...
Or catch a check🤷🏽♀️
The show is like a generic 1990s syfy show. Everything looks cheap. The makeup artist is far below average. The story is boring. 0 characters are interesting. 2 out of 10
@@TRuSTaR-7421 like Farscape, Babylon 5, sliders etc… do you know what you’re talking about?
@@TRuSTaR-7421 in the 90’s, prob before you were born it was Sci-fi🤡 you have no idea what you’re talking about
@anakinsolo4529 Star Trek was not a generic syfy show, farscape was a generic syfy show with a low budget. It was considered generic back then by everyone. It was shown on the free antenna channels just like it is today. Yes, they had generic syfy shows & knockoff shows even in the 1980s & 1990s. But it's ok. You like generic shows. No problem, enjoy it. Keep it alive. Make sure to add 1,000 or so views for the ppl who will never tune back to see it.
The Acolyte is Leslye Headland's mega blockbuster hit show where she shows the world that the only thing holding her back from making a decent TV show is talent, work ethic, ability, intelligence, creativity, restraint, (self-)respect, selfawareness and basic human decency.
The first episode kicks off with a weird fever dream where Trinity is somehow back in the Matrix. But the AI was only fed on Disney Star Wars content so the world and its rules make no damn sense. What follows is fight scene between Trinity and evil feminized discount Rick James which is initiated by one of Rick James' greatest hits.
"Attack me with all your strength!" -> translation -> "Give it to me baby".
Evil feminized discount Rick James suddenly decides fighting a Jedi with a light saber is for losers and yells "Screw you, now I'm a ninja". In her desperate attempt to be like Naruto, she doesn't realize that she comes across like a cheap Boruto knockoff which, after just 5 minutes into the show, makes Trinity realize "wait a minute, this is really god damn stupid" and just dies out of embarresment for being in this travisty.
What follows is a murder mystery without an actual murder mystery with good feminized discount Rick James in the middle of it.
It is considered so incredibly complex that not even the Teletubbies wanted to give it a shoot because it would be an insult to their intellect.
We get the strong implication that this is indeed a simulation because good feminized discount Rick James' awesomeness creates a glitch in the Matrix that makes fire burn slowly without oxygen in space. Later there is a prison break caused by a prisoner with the ability to mind control droids which could easily have been prevented if the droids controlling the ship would have encrypted their internet connection with Nord VPN.
The episode ends with a ripoff scene from The Fugitive minus the stakes and the tension which makes good feminized discount Rick James act so stupid that one has to ask if she really trained to be a Jedi as a kid or that's what they told her and instead she visited a school for children with special needs.
The premise of the second episode is that there is a Jedi master floating around in a room for the last 10 years until evil feminized discount Rick James tries to promt "Give it to me baby" on him but he doesn't like the song at all so this time it doesn't work. This guy's behavior marks the final confirmation that this isn't the world of Star Wars but a simulation within the Matrix because this Jedi acts entirely like an NPC. His clothes are clean, his facial hair looks like it's been taken care of and there is no sign of human excrements which would pile on after 10 years of not leaving this position. Evil feminized discount Rick James can't penetrate the force field with her song because of plot armor and those aren't the lines programmed into the NPC that causes him to interact with one of the other characters. Somehow she finds out what this NPC is all about, appearently she was able to have a look at his code because he also didn't encrypt his WLAN with Nord VPN.
She phrases the lines nessesary to interact with him and hands him a vile that contains her song in liquified form which totally makes sense in the wolrd of Disney Star Wars and alignes with the loophole-free and tight worldbuilding we have seen so far in this show. He detests this song so much that it causes him to die of cringe especially after realizing that from here on out this "plotline" will only become even more god damn stupid.
Meanwhile in an other part of the galaxy we are about to see a shirtless scene from the guy with the discount Killmonger haircut
who looks definitively threatening when you squint your eyes together. Unfortunately for Leslye Headland and her team of writers
who see this as nessesary and definitively not just as eye candy this shirtless scene is completely pointless because it doesn't have 90s Jean Claude Van Damme doing JCVD things. But then again it's a Star Wars show and giving the audiences what they want is contradictive to the work ethics of Disney Entertainment. That joke falls flat on my end; Disney Star Wars shows don't have audiences anymore. Furthermore JCVD is so efficient at what he does and would see through the stupidity of all the other characters that he would spin-kick everybody into submission and solve the plot in like 5 minutes or so after his first appearance.
It seems obvious that with this show Leslye Headland wanted to impress her spiritual role model Steven Seagal.
Like this show, Seagal movies make no sense what so ever and with a completion of just 25% of the runtime, the audience's intelligence and morals have been assaulted multiple times already. The main character always turns out to be the villain without Seagal/Disney realizing it. It's always a guy/in Disney's case girlboss with a dark past who goes on a killing spree for revenge and ends up causing way more destruction especially on innocent bystanders. But it's considered okay for the movie/show because it is Steven Seagal/current girlboss. After supressing those urges to kill the innocent, Seagal finally decides to move on and kill the villain because by now the runtime of the movie almost hits 90 minutes and after that he has to work for free.
Leslye Headland even managed to give us the closest to an actual Steven Seagal cameo in episode 2 representing Seagal with the morbidly obese Jedi padavan. It's like in his movies when most of the time it's not Seagal but a body double just for walking/waddling around and making the rest of the female cast uncomfortable which is Seagal's specialty and several times they have a voice over from the local janitor whenever Seagal's mumbling becomes too incohesive or incomprehensible.
And if there is one thing that Disney and Seagal movies taught us it's that even now it can always get much worse.
leaked plot of the next Space Ice video?
Space ice is that you ?
At least there's blood in a Seagal film.
Space ice would be proud of this
Vastly superior to the drivel that oozes from the mouth of the 'actors'
What I want to know is how does a Jedi die from a knife. They can stop rocks but they can’t stop a knife.
Another great spot-on video, man. This is why I joined!
"Aha! Got you! I win this debate, bigot!"
Everyone else: Okay. *Stops watching their show*
"Wait.. where did everyone go?"
You pretty much nailed it. They still can't fathom they're screeching at the wall at this point. You can't be angry at "fans" that no longer exist anymore.
@@Tweety1789 Right? It's just such a white tower stance to think they can argue their customers into buying their products when we can buy similar or better products anywhere else.
yaaz yaaz
Okay, that article about Yord's shirtless scene is one of the most utterly cope-filled pieces of drivel I have ever had the misfortune of reading.
Made no sense. Obviously it was just to show a scene of a muscle guy shirtless. Headland is a perverted woman and she's good at convincing people to take off their clothes for money. I wonder who she learned that from ...
Disney makes "the gayest Star Wars ever." Disney+ ... the streaming service for children, the merch... aimed at children.
... not really helping your reputation, Disney.
The Knights of the Republic dialogue sampled at 12:25 is amazing and a refreshing take on the Star Wars universe. Maybe refreshing is inaccurate given it's apparently been out a few years. Thank you, Disparu, for shining a light on these chapters of the Star Wars canon that I have been overlooking, specifically because of the wrong headed and wrong spirited direction that more recent SW teams have been releasing. "Be careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands than with clenched fist". Now that is superb writing, certainly an example that can be taken by others.
Uh. I thought yellow was the light saber color of the Jedi temple guards.
Where are these “new” fans Disney is catering to? Because the ones they had are now gone.
Forever! I'm not looking back!
They aren't thinking about catering to fans. They want to push their agenda.
They actually wrote an article to justify a guy without shirt.... man, I really pitty these people, must be miserable living with the sense that you need to excuse yourself from liking what you see.
Unless he’s a Jedi Temple Guard he’s handling the wrong lightsaber
Let's not act like Rebels was any more canon than this slop is. 🙄
@@Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org It existed before rebels. Each color had a significance around the early 2000s. The reason rebels has it, is because Filoni draws from EU.
Don’t worry he thinks Anakin blew up the Deathstar. Having the wrong color lightsaber is the least of his problems! 😂
@@veeclash4157 its as re>tarded as headland and the MC saying R2 was a lesbian. I felt my IQ tragically take a hit after hearing that. Weaponized autism in a star wars story was not on my bingo card.
Let’s not forget that Ahsoka’s Canon therefore Rebels is canon
Anybody noticed when the prisoners escaped on the escape pods. They were recaptured, taken to coruscant/questioned them, got a team together, and Flew back!!!! All b4 mop head woke up. In the future hyperspace travel takes days and weeks, in the acolyte it's instantaneous.... And they wonder why we say it's dumb
After watching the 2 episodes of garbage known as the Acolyte I made a rotten tomatoes account to express my disdain and then cancelled my Disney+ sub
I won't give any more money to Disney just so they can destroy the IP's I love
I feel bad for that girl. She is an actual fan and they aren't. You can feel her disappointment.
You mean that Stenberg garden tool? She uses the hatred and bigotes of wokeness for her own gain she deserves no simphathy.
Similar to the young woman playing Kamala Khan in the MCU
@@lawrencericho3635 she has more heart than the rest of the MCU combined
None of them is an actual fan of Star Wars, they are all activists pretending to be actors lol it's about how much queerness they can bring and add to the show
Yeah, that hurt. I'd imagine she felt rather awkward because the conversation of choice of colors is explored in a lot of starwars content and now it is just a choice of aesthetics.
Only 3 percent watched?
..."Hey Siri, what percent of the world's population is LGBT?"
1% LGBT viewers
1% Shills and Critics
1% TH-camrs who watch to rip it to shreds for the rest of us to enjoy.
@@EndThusIAm The math checks out.
Why exclude bots?
@AKUJIVALDO lol. Because f-ck toasters, that's why.
This IS SO BAD!!! EMBARRASSING WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO STAR WARS! I refuse to watch anymore Star Wars now.
Oh, so she was only being racist about another show, well then that makes it all okay...?
Scientists long have known that two men can not make a baby, but in Star Wars the experiments continue.
Well, Jango did make quite a few babies
A suicidal thought ridden Jedi Master is a sin to the whole Star Wars cannon, for being balanced is the only way to master "The Force". One moment he is impervious to everything, the next he wants to die. And he was so useless, so he had to wait to someone to bring him the poison to drink.
well, he was white and male...soooo
I think someone told him the name of the show. He might have thought he was in another series.
One of many non sensical scenes. I'm watching to see what madness comes next.
She's only mad bc she's been caught being a racist. The worse mistake Lucas ever done in he's life.
Imagine Lesley's head on a Lego minifigure... Can't unsee it once you see it, lol😂
Disney must realise the people they are appealing to is a small minority and is not a good business decision! 🙄
The fact that they trying to say the twin's conception was "Force Induced" shows the writers appropriated this from Anakin's birth in "Phantom Menace" when Qui-Gon Jinn asked Shmi about Anakin's birth
I mean it's obvious Disney hates the real fans of Star Wars, but even the neo-progs it's now meant for don't even like this trash..so wtf.
Money laundering after becoming a public company. Investors don’t really watch the media the company creates. They just read the paid articles headlines.
Is Disney ever going run out of money to waste. When will the audience matter again.
It's like asking when Russia will run out of conscripts
When will they realise that; “a fish rots from the head down”. Blaming your customers for bad products is not good business sense 🙄 !
This is like modern art where rich people buy it because it "says something to them", when in reality they're buying it as an investment. The hoi polloi, however, laugh at the rich for spending so much money on something that a five year old could produce.
"I don't know his IQ, but I have a good chance of hitting it on a dartboard" 😅😅 I'm stealing that for sure!
These people know absolutely nothing about Star wars. The lightsaber conversation alone blows my mind
Headland, "Oh lightsaber color has no meaning; I just got out my color wheel from Home Depot to see what might vibe." ???
I’m 100% certain there will be a scene with Jedi’s and a “rainbow” of lightsaber colors. Wait for it. This show dropped just in time for pride month. I expect the pander wars to continue.
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These articles try to set the critic's scores as the standard by which the show's success is only ever to be judged. However, given the fact that they are only rating on its adherence - or not - to certain politics, it's clear to anyone with half a brain that the numbers they come up with are not genuine. It's only the audience's reactions that are honest, and meaningful, when judging an entertainment product. They are the ones who paid their hard-earned money to watch it, have no ties to anyone in the production, and are not beholden to corporate stakeholders to say something positive about these products. The fans set the standard, while the critics don't even deserve to be mentioned in the same breath.
Typical media butt covering
20:25 Perfect genre for Star Wars Expansion.
Have you heard of the Expanded Universe?
Nice review- I also cannot understand why Disney keeps churning out expensive trash. But you articulate my frustrations better than I can.
I just love the look on Carrie-Anne Moss's face when she's confronted, to attack "with all her strength"... It's the look of someone who's had a nice lunch and is just relaxing and enjoying themselves, only to have some try-hard come out of nowhere and try and get a rise out of her. At this point all she wants to do is people-watch or have a nap, not fight some rando for her life.
I like how the news article just assumes anyone is a fan so they can preface their attack. Only 20% of the people who watched are the fans.... because they said they liked it. The rest, never were fans.... because the reverse logic is now true, 80% of fans hated the show.
So if we got a topless man doing laundry as a first ......
When are we going to get the topless woman cleaning guns?
tahts mysonicgistic!!!!!!!!!!!
"the reviews are not accurate, most people did not watch it"
That really isn't the flex they thought it is.
Reminds me of the Norm MacDonald joke, “Happy Birthday, hope you like crap”.
I guarantee that there will be a scene with a bunch of "jedi" making a rainbow with their lightsabers!
For the love of God do not let that woman touch Kreia.
Another Kreia fan! I was typing out my rant but browsed more comments. Sarah Kestelman's voice gave life to that character and very detailed dialogue. I can still, very roughly mind you, quote her two decades (?!) after the fact.
- Step away from him! I said step away. He brings you truth and you condemn him. The *arrogance* !...You who have forever seen the galaxy through the Force, see it through the eyes of the Exile!)
- And that is what I sought to understand...how someone could turn away from such power, (give up ?) the Force...and live...But I understand now. You did it because you had no choice.
- That is Nar Shaddaa, the true Nar Shaddaa you feel...
- I suffered...indignities...and fell into darkness.
- Apathy is death. Worse than death...
- Do not mate with her... (XD)
- There must always be a Darth Traya
People like whoever this creator is, are so arrogant as to think they need to change things when Kreia was always a strong, independent woman . Just cast and write her as is and it'll work. The characters speak for themselves.
Can't wait for the day, very soon now, when Hollywood runs out of money because it sure has run out of talent.
Sloppy Seconds Headland loves evil.
Would they rather have every Disney subscriber give it a chance and then turn it off after the first 15 minutes, ultimately hurting the franchise even more. They should not be highlighting this show in any real way and especially not as some blockbuster. I can't believe how much money they spent on this garbage.
How do you destroy a franchise? Ask Disney they are experts at it because they are pissing off the fan base and are pandering to less than 1% of their viewers(it's like they are not getting the message). While trying to get new viewers they are losing the loyal ones they had. What makes this really bad they don't understand what people want and don't want. They needed to let their franchises do what was wanted and people were willing to pay for. This is where they fail - If it's not broken don't fix it , or GO WOKE GO BROKE. They should have seen this coming just look at Bud, Target and the rest!
I miss the EU reasoning for the different colors. From what i remember Yellow sabres were used by Jedi who were not as focused on the force or lightsabre skills. Instead they would take time to learn real life skills like hacking, lockpicking, espionage, and other skills that the force and lightsabres couldnt assist someone with. This made them exceptionally good at going out and hunting down sith artefacts on the black market and trying to ferret out potential plots and enemies in hiding.
Again, from what i remember, in the original EU palpatine believed this group of thr Jedi were likely the most numerous survivors of Order 66
Ngl all it took was "I am going to kill you." and I closed out and stopped watching. Any script which has to tell me verbally what the plot is obviously doing is already bad.
These are kids raised on Nick Jr who never had a dad in the house to raise them. Purple hair disease spreads, so be careful.
It was so corny they had side actors laughing at her in the script 😂 I couldn't believe it!
This world, ain't no such thing as modern audiences. It's a woman so in love with her political agenda, until she had forgotten herself and found only appetites.
Disney: did i take something people loved and ruined it?
Also Disney: no, im right and they are wrong, im always right.
.....and who'd have thought that long ago when FEZ from "that 70's show" called it STAR WH*RES he would turn out to be more right than we could possibly imagine.