"Cynthia was quite ready to punch the hell out of giratina" and with a Garchomp nearly twice it's level, there's really nothing it could do about it. I'm picturing Garchomp holding it up while she gut punches him and now I can't stop giggling.
Now I imagine Cynthia challenging Marcus Damon from Digimon Data Squad to a Battle. Garchomp and Agumon are getting ready and then they just start boxing with their two Dinosaur-adjacent Partners looking at each other uncomfortable, their eyes asking: "Seriously?"
Extra fun fact: Cynthia regularly fights and beats her Garchomp, then gets it Ice Cream after. So really, Garchomp wouldn't even need to come in with the assist.
Vaz consistently finds at least 1 word to mispronounce per episode, so Pokemon memes are always a treat to see. Will it be cryogonal? Perhaps hydreigon, maybe nihilego! It’s always a treat
14:29 My friend who never plays Pokémon actually guessed the age of Cyrus accurately and another friend of mine who has never played Pokémon said that Lusamine is 35.
Look, scale and quality are two different things. And it's pretty understandable when you think about the limited screen size and fact that trainers are only on screen for a few seconds. The 3DS had many limitations. This looks to be from USUM.
yeah you are right but same goes for scarlet and violet charizard I sent out charizard in the league club room he is shorter than Larry AND Carmine. Even when playing on tv yes I know that charizard is 5ft7.@@RalorPenwat
Honestly though, my first online battle in Pokemon Sword and Shield was where I encountered Volcarona. It completely beat my entire team, and I figured that it was a legendary because of that.
Given how its typically used and the lore surrounding it, it might as well be. It's on the "Entei saw the postman" squad and has received worship from ancient civilizations due it its behavior of casually replacing the sun in the event of volcanic winter.
6:47 So fun fact, if you have seen Frozen 2, it's revealed that Elsa is the fifth element or rather the embodiment of the North Wind. Suicune is also the embodiment of the North Wind. This is explained in the movie with celebi, I believe. That or it's a random episode, but I believe it's the movie. So this is accurate, and if they were part of the same universe, then they would be the same being or suicune would be a manifestation of Elsa in the far future.
10:13 Giratina was banished to the Distortion World; It likely hasn't had "real" food in centuries or more, & may not even have learned about prepared food or baked goods, let alone tasted them. Poffins are MADE to taste good. Imagine being stuck on an alien planet for milennia with just weird vines & water to sustain you & then someone gives you a gourmet dinner. It'd be mindblowing. Anyway, fun video! Thanks for uploading!
For some reason, today I wanna type out the entire lyrics to All Star. Here I go. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (GO!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor man beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Go for the moon Go for the moon Go for the moon Go for the moon Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
Between stopping a Dragonite with a frying pan and beating the shit out of a Seviper single-handedly, there's no doubt that Jessie's the only character in Pokemon that can survive in Palworld 😂
I was playing pokemon go while with my mum and she asked me what you do with them after capturing, i told her you're meant to use them for fights, and she acted like they were real animals on a screen and went off telling me its bad but i keep on telling her they're not real
Translating Dragonite’s speed to m/s (approx. 695.6 m/s from 1,556 mph) and using Dragonite’s weight of 210 kg, that means a Dragonite at max speed has a kinetic energy of 50.8 Mega-joules at top speed. Realistically, Jessie’s fingers and hands would have been broken as the pan levers its way out of her hands, and the Dragonite would have flown clean through, albeit with a fracture to the skull (as the average frying pan weighs about 2.54 kg, it would have dealt 614.5 kilojoules of kinetic energy back to the Dragonite, or over 30x that of a single .50 BMG projectile). So realistically, Jessie would’ve been screwed, but so would the Dragonite.
5:02 Yeah, Groundon was literally fighting Kyorge on a rock surrounded by the ocean... but there's land under the ocean, a lot of land. There's a reason why it's called Earth, not Water.
About the Shaymin part, I'm pretty sure lore reasons are because Shaymin is the only Pokémon that knows Giratina is not as scary as it looks despite being literally satan. And thats just game lore I'm pretty sure cause in the anime we can see Giratina plays with Pikachu at one point and I mean like genuinely play.
7:14 the fact that in spanish the named "light that burns the sky" as "fotodestruccion apocaliptica" / " Apocalyptic photo-destruction" makes this even funier
Team Rocket gets blasted into the sky, and presumably hits the ground with terminal velocity every week, yet they survive without a need of even having to go into a hospital. IIRC Ash once was casually carrying a 1,000 kg pokemon (2,204.4 lbs). "Humans" are pretty much just pokemons in their universe.
To be fair canonically Dynamax was basically a fuckin extraterrestrial disaster and then they learned how to control it which honestly is a very human thing to do.
@@otaking3582 Eh, I thought it was *fine*, not great, not really bad either. The only real mechanic like that I've had a problem with is Z moves and that's mainly because they managed to hit the perfect mix of busted and boring. If I had any complaints about Max it's probably just that it tended to favor slow play a fair bit more? But since it wasn't to the point of making stall teams broken I honestly feel like that's not inherently bad it's just not how I like to play, you know?
4:00 Oricorio: EXCUSE ME? (Oricorio are based on hummingbird and you cant change my mind. Like, they are bigger, yes, but they still feed on nectar, so duh-)
There was someone that I was with that went to a mail and got into an argument with the GameStop employee about how you can use a pokemon Master Ball to get a girlfriend because you have a 99.99% ability to catch all Pokemon with it. I still find it as the most funniest thing that I have seen with my high school band
For the araquanid If you remember they can’t breath without water, it likely bring water type Pokémon into its bubble to protect them since they can still breathe
Given the sheer impracticality of farming Pokémon due to the breeding habits, intelligence, and destructive capabilities, I'd honestly believe that over the people spouting BS about Lechonk Ham. The more likely answers are that it's either made from Pokémon that lose and regrow parts like Veluza or the Animals that the Pokédex categories are named after.
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Medical memes???
More art memes?!?!
I actually thought zorouark or zoruas evo was a legendary pokemon
Also pls do more community note memes
@@sigmaman2323 real
My family really enjoys your funny sign videos. Thank you for adding a little humor to our lives.
Jess knows a frying pan has no chance of holding back that Dragonite. That’s why she’s using a *drying* pan
Clever
She learned well from Brock. Damn I gotta watch series again I didn't see really any of it past gen 3 and I'm still angry about the GS ball
Brock made the greatest invention ever the drying pan
If she could punch a Seviper into submission and catch it, she can stop a Dragonite with a drying pan
Donk
"Cynthia was quite ready to punch the hell out of giratina" and with a Garchomp nearly twice it's level, there's really nothing it could do about it.
I'm picturing Garchomp holding it up while she gut punches him and now I can't stop giggling.
Now I imagine Cynthia challenging Marcus Damon from Digimon Data Squad to a Battle.
Garchomp and Agumon are getting ready and then they just start boxing with their two Dinosaur-adjacent Partners looking at each other uncomfortable, their eyes asking: "Seriously?"
thats something i could imagine happening
Extra fun fact: Cynthia regularly fights and beats her Garchomp, then gets it Ice Cream after. So really, Garchomp wouldn't even need to come in with the assist.
The intensity Vaaz says “frying pan” in really brings the ridiculousness to the very front
It's not a frying pan it's a drying pan
@@Jordan49103it's not a drying pan it's a parying pan
@@dracosmith7781 Flying pan*
@@LovelyLara123 I meant to say parying pan because it seemed like Jesse paryied the Dragonite
Everyone: aww what a cute Pokémon.
The Pokédex: It can drag it’s owner to insanity.
The sad stories behind, Jessie, James and meowth is how the fandom loves them so much
Ikr? Love them.
😢😢
i thought you said jesus
I’M FAMOUS
@@Livi-chan435-xq6vy how? It’s only 70 likes. Is that the most you’ve gotten??
Jessie: "I know! I'll use my trusty frying pan, as a DYING pan!"
F in chat for the dragonite
He pronounces kyurem so differently, yet it sounds so much cooler than the official pronunciation
Vaz consistently finds at least 1 word to mispronounce per episode, so Pokemon memes are always a treat to see. Will it be cryogonal? Perhaps hydreigon, maybe nihilego! It’s always a treat
I used to do that and then the way you guys said it was more smooth
How do you pronounce "Kyogre"?
Official German Pokémon Anime Team: "Kai Oger"
@@catriamflockentanz Is that not how you pronounce kyogre?
@@catriamflockentanzthat was honestly how my 6 y/o brain first decided to say it and ive been pronouncing it that way ever since
"Who says ash ketchum isn't growin up?" The Design Director lol. Jessie and james just got.shorter from all the times they exploded
Damn, spine compression really got them, should go to chiropractor or smt.
natural selection, one day jessie and james will be round like cannon balls for optimal aerodynamics
4'6 in journeys and 5'0 in xy
1:31 I love how the leader of the Squirtle Squad is also playing and Meowth looking over at Charmanders cards.
12:29 Alolan Raichu is peak Pokémon design and none can surpass it
this man is speaking facts
alolan sandslash/ninetales
@@austinjin721 my point still stands
Jessie built different
Fr
Ash was holding a cosmoem which is REALLY heavy
"You don't messpeon with my Espeon!" is by far the single best Pokémon line I've heard in YEARS UPON YEARS.
Have you heard "Don't Fuckle with my Shuckle"
17:32 hes not JUST evolving hes MEGA EVOLVING, "HOUNDOOM TRANSFORMED INTO MEGA HOUNDOOM"
That’s Mega Houndoom AZ!
14:29 My friend who never plays Pokémon actually guessed the age of Cyrus accurately and another friend of mine who has never played Pokémon said that Lusamine is 35.
It's not a Frying Pan, it's a Drying Pan!!
Its not an frying nor drying pan it’s an Stopping Pan 😂
@@TsuriaDragonNo it’s a *dying* pan
10:30, "I just threw a rat a god." That is hilarious, and a completely fair reaction.
12:00 Groudon is short compared to Maxie so much for high quality models😂😂😂
Look, scale and quality are two different things. And it's pretty understandable when you think about the limited screen size and fact that trainers are only on screen for a few seconds. The 3DS had many limitations. This looks to be from USUM.
yeah you are right but same goes for scarlet and violet charizard I sent out charizard in the league club room he is shorter than Larry AND Carmine. Even when playing on tv yes I know that charizard is 5ft7.@@RalorPenwat
7:44 The main difference is that snorlax's hairline isn't as receded
Jessie understands type weaknesses. Steel resists Dragon.
4:56 I just imagine shaymin little legs moving as if he was trying to walk and no one can convince me otherwise
0:10 I thought all Pokémon can blush
By that logic, the klink line can blush
Edit: most steel types have blood, then
Honestly though, my first online battle in Pokemon Sword and Shield was where I encountered Volcarona. It completely beat my entire team, and I figured that it was a legendary because of that.
Given how its typically used and the lore surrounding it, it might as well be.
It's on the "Entei saw the postman" squad and has received worship from ancient civilizations due it its behavior of casually replacing the sun in the event of volcanic winter.
All hail the Matchup Moth
14:08 that says “you are an a-hole”
ty
We can be friends now
Wish I knew who the OP was.
I was about to say that!
I know Unown language so it was easy to see
It’s the same frying pan I’m calling it
9:50 Don't forget that one time where Ash's Charizard decides to listen to Ash and lets out a giant fireball, it looked a lot like inferno overdrive
7:36 FINALLY SOMEONE ADDED THE SECOND REPLY!
0:24 that bedroom scares me
it’s a ####### liminal space
We just realized pokemon is the first anime we watched
the versatility of vaazkl's readinf is amazing in this video
i imagine cynthia absolutely beating the shit out of giratina now
2:40 blud forgot about me on the toilet
6:47 So fun fact, if you have seen Frozen 2, it's revealed that Elsa is the fifth element or rather the embodiment of the North Wind. Suicune is also the embodiment of the North Wind. This is explained in the movie with celebi, I believe. That or it's a random episode, but I believe it's the movie.
So this is accurate, and if they were part of the same universe, then they would be the same being or suicune would be a manifestation of Elsa in the far future.
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10:13 Giratina was banished to the Distortion World; It likely hasn't had "real" food in centuries or more, & may not even have learned about prepared food or baked goods, let alone tasted them. Poffins are MADE to taste good.
Imagine being stuck on an alien planet for milennia with just weird vines & water to sustain you & then someone gives you a gourmet dinner. It'd be mindblowing.
Anyway, fun video! Thanks for uploading!
It would explode because it’s so fucking good
14:07 I've never actually watch pokemon but I understand this.
I'm worried.
Bro just got insulted
3:33 bro kiawe just lost in baseball and looks like his entire future was ruined because of it 💀
He looks like he's being drained of all his bodily fluids 💀
@@ScalesthelizardwizardAnd also looks like a Ghoul from Fallout
Wow Kiawe looks like me in the morning when my mom or dad wake me up for school
Frying pans are just overpowered in the Pokémon world
0:19 misty's gym
For some reason, today I wanna type out the entire lyrics to All Star.
Here I go.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (GO!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor man beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Im honestly glad you did
@@Em1Gvh Thanks! *JWM joined your party!*
Thanks, I love it:)
Made my day!
Before I see it, VAPOREON IS NOT THE MOST BREEDABLE POKEMON. Y'all clearly have not heard of the Umbreon copypasta
Im scared of what it is and why you know it
Well you clearly haven't heard of the sylveon copypasta
Well shit, please tell me it was a joke
0:56 oh so Brock’s father was Scott summers
3:54 apparently sigilyph is based on a Nazca line that represents a hummingbird, so yay?
Between stopping a Dragonite with a frying pan and beating the shit out of a Seviper single-handedly, there's no doubt that Jessie's the only character in Pokemon that can survive in Palworld 😂
i can agree with that
I don't feel like being friends after reading that...
3:21 So is that's the secret third evolution you never get...
12:22 to make it angry, it must understand you, so I would've said "DEWDONG DEWDONG, LAPRAS LALAPRAS SHEL SHEL SHELDUR SHELDURR"
I am a Pokemon fan. Thank you for this.
First one makes sense. Women get a massive stat boost when their held item is a frying pan.
14:07 *sniffle* you are sending mixed messages "we can be friends" "you are an asshole". WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Bro that fish beat Pokemon Emerald after like 3200 hours
I was playing pokemon go while with my mum and she asked me what you do with them after capturing, i told her you're meant to use them for fights, and she acted like they were real animals on a screen and went off telling me its bad but i keep on telling her they're not real
Translating Dragonite’s speed to m/s (approx. 695.6 m/s from 1,556 mph) and using Dragonite’s weight of 210 kg, that means a Dragonite at max speed has a kinetic energy of 50.8 Mega-joules at top speed.
Realistically, Jessie’s fingers and hands would have been broken as the pan levers its way out of her hands, and the Dragonite would have flown clean through, albeit with a fracture to the skull (as the average frying pan weighs about 2.54 kg, it would have dealt 614.5 kilojoules of kinetic energy back to the Dragonite, or over 30x that of a single .50 BMG projectile). So realistically, Jessie would’ve been screwed, but so would the Dragonite.
0:01 pans are buff
That explained tangled
And they can even be used as drying pans!
as a pansexual, i am indeed absolutely ripped
(i am actually not pansexual nor ripped)
I won’t lie. I did think at one point that volcarona was legendary.
5:13 THIS COULD NOT BE MORE ACCURATE FOR ME
I use frying pans as a weapon in left 4 dead 2 very effectively. Always killed the most special infected lol.
Weren't team rocket stopped by balloon cops one time?
5:02
Yeah, Groundon was literally fighting Kyorge on a rock surrounded by the ocean... but there's land under the ocean, a lot of land. There's a reason why it's called Earth, not Water.
Crabby is the REAL pokemon fangirl
About the Shaymin part, I'm pretty sure lore reasons are because Shaymin is the only Pokémon that knows Giratina is not as scary as it looks despite being literally satan. And thats just game lore I'm pretty sure cause in the anime we can see Giratina plays with Pikachu at one point and I mean like genuinely play.
7:14 the fact that in spanish the named "light that burns the sky" as "fotodestruccion apocaliptica" / " Apocalyptic photo-destruction" makes this even funier
Team Rocket gets blasted into the sky, and presumably hits the ground with terminal velocity every week, yet they survive without a need of even having to go into a hospital.
IIRC Ash once was casually carrying a 1,000 kg pokemon (2,204.4 lbs).
"Humans" are pretty much just pokemons in their universe.
Im wacthing this video without playing a single pokemon game lol (I know)
Yes these are the Pokémon that can learn explosion or self-destruct: ice cream, blimp, garbage, and a bear
17:25 New alternate Houndoom mega forme looks crazy! Legands: ZA is gonna be lit 🔥🤯
10:26 I legit died of laughter after listening to that. He did throw a rat at a god tho lol
1:05 More reason why Dynamax was a bad idea
To be fair canonically Dynamax was basically a fuckin extraterrestrial disaster and then they learned how to control it which honestly is a very human thing to do.
@@RalorPenwat Still wasn't a very good gameplay mechanic, though.
@@otaking3582 Eh, I thought it was *fine*, not great, not really bad either. The only real mechanic like that I've had a problem with is Z moves and that's mainly because they managed to hit the perfect mix of busted and boring. If I had any complaints about Max it's probably just that it tended to favor slow play a fair bit more? But since it wasn't to the point of making stall teams broken I honestly feel like that's not inherently bad it's just not how I like to play, you know?
13:46 Ash is a Wo-Chien confirmed. Both share the same Pokédex number.
9:07 DONT YOU LIE TO ME THAT THING HAS LEGS
centipede
10:34 I’m guessing his parents were looking for him again so he designed to go to another anime
5:28 I need more of this voice😂
The one about Araquanid just sounds like FNAF’s Sun and Moon, only they switched roles 😅
6:33 I'm sorry BUT ASHES DAD!?!?
14:07 'You are an asshole' this is what I have believe it is after 12 minutes of looking at the last word
8:58
Oh my god.
Lusamine.
Just so everyone knows
Dragonite are reportedly able to fly around the Earth in just 16 hours
7:22 And in an alternate dimension, Volkswagen made a Koraidon bicycle
I did NOT expect to find out you were younger than me today
4:00
Oricorio: EXCUSE ME?
(Oricorio are based on hummingbird and you cant change my mind. Like, they are bigger, yes, but they still feed on nectar, so duh-)
Let’s remember that Jessie also caught Seviper all by beating it up herself. She is terrifying.
3:12 Kia-Er-Um!? This is the first .and only time I've ever heard someone pronounce it like that
But it’s cooler than the official pronunciation imo
Pokémons are like animal babies with powers.
13:45 he gonna try to destroy paldea (number 1001 is wo-chein) with his friends
There was someone that I was with that went to a mail and got into an argument with the GameStop employee about how you can use a pokemon Master Ball to get a girlfriend because you have a 99.99% ability to catch all Pokemon with it. I still find it as the most funniest thing that I have seen with my high school band
8:18 You don't messpeon with my espeon. 😂
3:33 kiawe’s rages are a honorable mention
12:22 I brought a grass type
For the araquanid If you remember they can’t breath without water, it likely bring water type Pokémon into its bubble to protect them since they can still breathe
0:37 lol I currently playing sapphire
1:35 praise Helix!
Human meat💀
Given the sheer impracticality of farming Pokémon due to the breeding habits, intelligence, and destructive capabilities, I'd honestly believe that over the people spouting BS about Lechonk Ham.
The more likely answers are that it's either made from Pokémon that lose and regrow parts like Veluza or the Animals that the Pokédex categories are named after.
You’re talking as if I understand what you just said
Looks like we're friends, but also UNO reverse card 😂😂
2:59 I mean he's not wrong. He was ten so he would have barely begun his multiplication tables :P.
Yeah…..10 for 25 years……(I still don’t get that)
Bruh, that message caught me off guard, the one at 14:07
Everyone says groundon have water all around him but, *what is under the water?*
(Btw piplup predicted kinito 8:20)
I think garbodor has self destruct because there’s a bomb in him he materializes after learning the move
5:57 the cutest
the unown one reads “you are an asshole” btw
5:22 imagine if this was real though
you can hear overtime over the course of every single one of his videos he slowly gets more and more enthusiastic in his voicing