"Ain't no way we're living in a world with these guys" Kyogre and Groudon: Spend 99.999% of their time sleeping in a cave Kyurem: actually kind of a small fry as far as legendaries go, really, despite its stats. Only a localized threat. Giratina: is actually nice when you get to know them
Apparently Giratina didn;' like me staying at home most days a while back... I wake up in the middle of the night as my phone notification for Pokemon GO went off, and checked it to see Giratina phasing through my door, pushing a Gardevoir towards me... sleep paralsys had nothing to do with my inability to catch them both...
"all pokemon professors are named after trees." thats make me wish Mr Ketchum wanted to become a pokemon master, just so one game can start with professor Ash. (never will happen because Ash is not his original name.)
21:08 the badge system is how they keep order; Badges allow you to use stronger pokemon, and Gym Leaders can outright refuse to give you the badge even if they lose, if you do not express the right traits associated with the badge. If brock thinks your fighting style is too chaotic and undisciplined, he can reject giving you the badge. If you make your way through a fighting type gym with cold calculation and not an ounce of passion, the passionate fighting type leader can deny you. It is by this system of needing not only strength of pokemon but of character that The Pokemon League prevents horrible people from gaining strong pokemon, and thus, power over others. Clair, the dragon type gym leader of the Kanto region, is even a bit too strict about this, prompting the Pokemon League to send an officiary so when she rejects a badge out of spite at her loss, thwy can step in and force her to hand it over, something you see happen in HG/SS. This is also why many evil team plots revolve around finding a way around the badge system, or getting power another way; stealing pokemon, forming a new universe, convincing people to release their pokemon, making shadow pokemon, or even outright opposing The Pokemon League Itself.
17:48 Charla slamming Ash's Charizard into the ground WWE style! I'm pretty sure that's not the only slamming they've done. That's true love right there.
3:10 The thing is... Groudon is already at a disadvantage... Base Groudon is a Ground type, which is weak to Water (Kyogre). Then, when he goes through Primal Reversion, he becomes twice as weak to Water, as he gets the Fire typing... So, regardless of which version of them is fighting, I very much doubt it was a stalemate that Rayquaza had to put a stop to.
Yeah, kyogre might be killing groudon. That explains why rayqauza was able to stop 2 legendaries. He was actually just stopping kyogre. Although, groudon is my personal fav b/w him and kyogre
@@Be0mqyu Assuming both Groudon and Kyogre are able to go into Primal Reversion and fight... Desolate Land overwrites Primordial Sea and vice versa. This means that IF Groudon goes through Primal Reversion in order to negate Water, Kyogre can just go through Primal Reversion, causing Primordial Sea to overwrite Desolate Land, meaning that Fire attacks are negated, but Water is no longer negated. Even if Desolate Land was to overwrite Primordial Sea, Kyogre (ORAS) has better moves then Groudon (ORAS). Kyogre, outside of Water moves has Ice Beam and Body Slam, which both have a 100% accuracy and the possibility of freezing/paralyzing the opponent. They are also not resisted by Groudon, Primal or otherwise. Meanwhile, Groudon, outside of his 1 Fire Move (Lava Plume) which is either resisted or negated, has 3 moves. Rest (Psychic), which is putting himself to sleep, Earthquake (Ground), the only 100% attack he has, and Precipice Blades (Ground) at 85% accuracy. This battle isn't a fair fight. I'm saying this, and of the two, I think Groudon is cooler. It's just they screwed him over.
@@RequiemUltima22 I brought this up already, and Desolate Land doesn't really help against Kyogre, since Kyogre has Ice Beam and Body Slam, which both have a 100% accuracy and the possibility of freezing/paralyzing the opponent. Oh and Groudon resists neither of them. Even IF Groudon managed to overwrite Kyogre's Primordial Sea with Desolate Land, the only thing that would really stop is stop is Aqua Ring (Which is a healing move), and Origin Pulse (Which is a 85% chance to hit move). For Primal Groudon fighting Primal Kyogre, the best move is Earthquake, since it's a ground type move (not super effective, but at least Kyogre isn't resistant to ground) and it has 100% accuracy. However, the moment Groudon gets hurt enough to use Rest, the fight is won by Kyogre, since it'll give Kyogre free shots at a sleeping Groudon.
Remembering the time I prayed to God everg night before my tenth birthday for two weeks straight that I’d wake up in the Pokémon world and go on a journey that day. I was genuinely convinced it was gonna happen. Never happened and I was crushed. Nine year old me was stupid.
7:46 they should make one of these apps that truly has great animal recognition and knows EVERY animal and call it the animadex (pokemon-dex-> animal-dex)
0:06 Also called an Onigiri. 🤓☝ 6:10 Reminds me of that one Patrick Star scene from SpongeBob Squarepants and I cannot unsee it. 6:19 Mew looks so depressed 11:53 If I woke up to see a Giratina staring into my soul with the red glowing eyes and I couldn't even move, it would be unnerving. 16:43 It is pronounced Ma/Na/Ja/Ree 🤓☝ 17:41 I think I would swap Umbreon and Leafeon around.
more context for 4:03 Mr. Mime has the ability soundproof which makes it immune to sound based attack, toxtricity on the other hand has a signature soundbased move and ability that boost it by 1.5 times but it wont do anything to mr mime anyways so warning him is just useless
8:06 Dude, I literally JUST watched an episode of the original anime where Meowth said something along the lines of, “Blasting off again? That’s twice in one episode!”
We actually have multiple examples or Pokémon releasing waste products such as Darumaka whose droppings used to be used to warm up clothes in cold climates. Turtonator’s droppings act like land mines if you step on them and notably Guzzlord, an inter dimensional space alien, is said to not dispose of any droppings despite eating so much which means that the bodily waste removal process is commonplace and Guzzlord is a notable exception
Honestly the xyz anime is pure nostalgia to me. I’m so happy that I grew up with all the bangers of the Pokémon franchise. I mean I watched xyz and played omega ruby as my first game
All of the Ash Saga of the Pokémon Anime becomes so much more hilarious when you remember that Team Rocket Admins wear white, and Jessie and James are consistently given administration level jobs (such as setting up bases in new regions).
Wait, does that mean that of the team go rocket leader trio, Sierra is a higher rank than the other two? (Sierra wears white, Arlo and Cliff both wear black)
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Can we get Warhammer 40k memes?
Day 186 of asking vaazkl to do donut memes
Day 226 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description
Obv we need Digimon and Palworld memes
how about italy memes?
"Ain't no way we're living in a world with these guys"
Kyogre and Groudon: Spend 99.999% of their time sleeping in a cave
Kyurem: actually kind of a small fry as far as legendaries go, really, despite its stats. Only a localized threat.
Giratina: is actually nice when you get to know them
Apparently Giratina didn;' like me staying at home most days a while back... I wake up in the middle of the night as my phone notification for Pokemon GO went off, and checked it to see Giratina phasing through my door, pushing a Gardevoir towards me... sleep paralsys had nothing to do with my inability to catch them both...
@@jakeforgey5378what did you do with the gardevoir..?
@@bellslimes Tried to catch it, my dog blocked the shot, so now I have a Gardevoir in my room... oh well
@@jakeforgey5378You just gonna leave it there?
@@LovelyLara123 I plan to catch it, but need more balls for gardevoir to play with
And he DID interupt the battle, calming down Satan
Also, ‘normal’ is just ‘baseline’ - looks pointedly at Arceus
Everytime I turn around ash is always trying or succeeds at getting between legendary Pokemon when their fighting 🤦♀️
They should have just made them typeless and neutral to everything
7:34 Bro just single handedly saved the whole lapras population 💀🤣
Fun fact: this guy was actually the guy who managed to influence gamefreak to do this.
@@minerxen wait was he actually?
8:12 Jessie, James and Meowth were aware multiple times during the anime that they were in a show
4:30 It bled and 600+ kids went to the hospital. It won't happen again
Porygon did nothing wrong.
@@skolirramr2403 Right. OLM is to blame.
"all pokemon professors are named after trees." thats make me wish Mr Ketchum wanted to become a pokemon master, just so one game can start with professor Ash. (never will happen because Ash is not his original name.)
Ashwood trees
Oak is ashes did confirmed heh@@EthanOhlendorf-ml2ny
Frying pan and drying pan is straight HEAT
So savage
And ash is pan🌈
@@EmmieFisher-kr1gm shut up
21:08 the badge system is how they keep order; Badges allow you to use stronger pokemon, and Gym Leaders can outright refuse to give you the badge even if they lose, if you do not express the right traits associated with the badge. If brock thinks your fighting style is too chaotic and undisciplined, he can reject giving you the badge. If you make your way through a fighting type gym with cold calculation and not an ounce of passion, the passionate fighting type leader can deny you. It is by this system of needing not only strength of pokemon but of character that The Pokemon League prevents horrible people from gaining strong pokemon, and thus, power over others. Clair, the dragon type gym leader of the Kanto region, is even a bit too strict about this, prompting the Pokemon League to send an officiary so when she rejects a badge out of spite at her loss, thwy can step in and force her to hand it over, something you see happen in HG/SS.
This is also why many evil team plots revolve around finding a way around the badge system, or getting power another way; stealing pokemon, forming a new universe, convincing people to release their pokemon, making shadow pokemon, or even outright opposing The Pokemon League Itself.
claire is from johto
@@HazyGlasses Thank you
When did this started to happen? Because i pretty much sweep most gyms with snorlax
@@sometijng It doesn't happen much at all in the games, but it's canon
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
The Pokémon Manga in question 💀
GIMME THE FRICKING GREEK MYTHOLOGY MEMES DARN IT
What memes are there on Greek mythologie exept Incest ones?
@@Pardisc13895 i mean if you don't like greek mythology thats ur opinion i don't like incest but greek mythology has some funny moments tho
NOT UNTIL U STOP WITH THAT GOSH DANG NAUGHTY LANGUAGE
What if we got Percy Jackson memes?
@@ZhavariThat's worse than the actual mythology
0:28 theres isnt a spongebob, but theres a diito pikachu
There is a very small SpongeBob along the left wall.
nope the spongebob is there its just kinda transparent
it's small
4:42 “Blows your back out” 💀💀💀💀
rhyme is wilding
me with the rayquaza pfp: 🤨 tell me more
@@RayquazaPhantom seems more like a you thing huh?
@@Qu1chu this was just a bad attempt at a joke let it pass
@@RayquazaPhantom mine was also the same
17:48 Charla slamming Ash's Charizard into the ground WWE style!
I'm pretty sure that's not the only slamming they've done. That's true love right there.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Charizard used seismic toss
It was super effective
Yep (if you catch his (your) drift
0:46 i burst into laughter and fell off my bed because of this💀💀💀
the gym is where neil armstrong placed the american flag.
5:27 he screamed so much he increased in quality
8:48 Greninja’s badass
10:23
Oak, rolling on the ground in a ball cluching his head;
There's a time and place, there's a time and place, there's a time and place.
8:26 Would honestly love that Typhlosion
2:01 this truly made me feel for trainers like ash like imagine getting shocked by your pikachu not knowing that it might've taken a huge sh__ on you
There is a little context, their special moves burned off the rest of the food they ate
But then again, it does conflict with the Darumaka pokedex entry
the pokemon use pp
13:16
Talk about an attempted fly by roasting 😂
20:36 this actually did kind of happen. At worlds finals a guy lost because wil’o’wisp missed 4 times in a row
yes, he is the reason its accuracy was buffed next gen lol
That absolutely BLOWS. 😂 that’s the same kind of luck *I* would have.
0:55 New York
Niantic: Let’s make AR for Pokémon go!
Pokemon go players:
1:02
Maybe then they can see the cars coming
Also Niantic: proceeds to decide that the AR needs to be the fancy kind and locks some players from using a feature that used to work fine for them
3:10 The thing is... Groudon is already at a disadvantage... Base Groudon is a Ground type, which is weak to Water (Kyogre). Then, when he goes through Primal Reversion, he becomes twice as weak to Water, as he gets the Fire typing...
So, regardless of which version of them is fighting, I very much doubt it was a stalemate that Rayquaza had to put a stop to.
Yeah, kyogre might be killing groudon. That explains why rayqauza was able to stop 2 legendaries. He was actually just stopping kyogre. Although, groudon is my personal fav b/w him and kyogre
primal groudon has desolate land which negates its water weakness
@@Be0mqyu Assuming both Groudon and Kyogre are able to go into Primal Reversion and fight...
Desolate Land overwrites Primordial Sea and vice versa.
This means that IF Groudon goes through Primal Reversion in order to negate Water, Kyogre can just go through Primal Reversion, causing Primordial Sea to overwrite Desolate Land, meaning that Fire attacks are negated, but Water is no longer negated.
Even if Desolate Land was to overwrite Primordial Sea, Kyogre (ORAS) has better moves then Groudon (ORAS).
Kyogre, outside of Water moves has Ice Beam and Body Slam, which both have a 100% accuracy and the possibility of freezing/paralyzing the opponent. They are also not resisted by Groudon, Primal or otherwise.
Meanwhile, Groudon, outside of his 1 Fire Move (Lava Plume) which is either resisted or negated, has 3 moves. Rest (Psychic), which is putting himself to sleep, Earthquake (Ground), the only 100% attack he has, and Precipice Blades (Ground) at 85% accuracy.
This battle isn't a fair fight. I'm saying this, and of the two, I think Groudon is cooler. It's just they screwed him over.
Primal Groudon has a ability called desolate land which makes any water type attack evaporate and not do anything
@@RequiemUltima22 I brought this up already, and Desolate Land doesn't really help against Kyogre, since Kyogre has Ice Beam and Body Slam, which both have a 100% accuracy and the possibility of freezing/paralyzing the opponent. Oh and Groudon resists neither of them. Even IF Groudon managed to overwrite Kyogre's Primordial Sea with Desolate Land, the only thing that would really stop is stop is Aqua Ring (Which is a healing move), and Origin Pulse (Which is a 85% chance to hit move).
For Primal Groudon fighting Primal Kyogre, the best move is Earthquake, since it's a ground type move (not super effective, but at least Kyogre isn't resistant to ground) and it has 100% accuracy. However, the moment Groudon gets hurt enough to use Rest, the fight is won by Kyogre, since it'll give Kyogre free shots at a sleeping Groudon.
1:31 all because of Vaporeon and Lopunny
Remembering the time I prayed to God everg night before my tenth birthday for two weeks straight that I’d wake up in the Pokémon world and go on a journey that day. I was genuinely convinced it was gonna happen.
Never happened and I was crushed.
Nine year old me was stupid.
@@alittlebitofeverythingyt7394 you can by reality shifting
Or lucid dreaming
0:24 Ash Ketchum is quite the unique brand of stupid isn't he?
Bro tried to stop a fight between Za warudo and the demon king lol
Still shocked Mewtwo didn’t literally turn Ash inside out with his mind when Ash actually tried to throw hands. 😂
7:03 We’re joining Team Sky with that one
I like that goh COLLECTS pokemon instead of being a damn BATTLE MANIAC like ash is.
this guy does not know what 200 raids and two shinies ever feels like
Thats heatmor in Pokemon shield he's like everywhere in some places 6:01
0:35 Bro really thought it was doors 💀
Should’ve used it on giratina
All of the legendary pokemon of earth, they look like someone had just awoken them all for a battle royal
5:55 The fact that the package is upside-down really is just the cherry on top.
16:01 I went onto Netflix, found this episode, confirmed the shot, and immediately liked the video!
1:14 easy comedy
I think he is at the top right, wait... he doesn't like water. I don't know where he is anymore
"Go-go gadget gun!"
* POP *
this is the real reason why ash is gone
1:45 gomu gomu gota catch em all
0:29, I don't see spongbob but I do see a ditto
7:46 they should make one of these apps that truly has great animal recognition and knows EVERY animal and call it the animadex (pokemon-dex-> animal-dex)
8:22
If Team Rocket succeeded in using all 3 stones on that Evee.
Yes, Ash just didn't know that there are more BETTER things than just catching PoKéMoNs... 💀💀💀
8:42 A man consuming an unknown object while purple demonic creature steals his spinal column. Bystanders are shocked and a nurse comes to the rescue.
lol.....stop with it 😂
4:04 look at where it was sent from
I give huge respect to Ho-oh for screaming 3 generations straight and not destroying it's vocal chords
8:43 obviously Brock was simpping too much
0:06 Also called an Onigiri. 🤓☝
6:10 Reminds me of that one Patrick Star scene from SpongeBob Squarepants and I cannot unsee it.
6:19 Mew looks so depressed
11:53 If I woke up to see a Giratina staring into my soul with the red glowing eyes and I couldn't even move, it would be unnerving.
16:43 It is pronounced Ma/Na/Ja/Ree 🤓☝
17:41 I think I would swap Umbreon and Leafeon around.
Dude that one guy who spent hours breeding lapis's because they were almost extinct literally became canon
6:44 I'll never be able to unsee that
10:28 ***THIS ISNT THE TIME TO USE THAT***
While watching this, I got a pokemon go advert.
2:01
Pokemons shit at each other mid-fight.
Gunk shot
@@nullpoint3346💀💀💀💀that’s a real move too
0:27
The absolute nuts thing about this is GRIATINA ACTUALLY STOPS FOR HIM
Ash has MADE FRIENDS WITH SATAN. He's THAT NICE.
7:58 ever heard of australia?
Or like... any animal ever?
Nah. Humans are just too weird. We would find a way. WE WOULD
8:45 is when brock flirts with nurse jenny or the police officer and then that pokemon hits his back
Rayquaza:**Sleeping**
Kyogre and Groudan:
Deoxys:These Pokémon are too underdeveloped and are children
Rayquaza:What did you say about our children
I just picture Ash simultaneously being aged into a skeleton and telekinetically turned inside out for interrupting Dialga vs Giratina. 😂
0:32 I found Ditto so quickly but there's no Spongebob
dude that first lapras one was wholesome though-
more context for 4:03 Mr. Mime has the ability soundproof which makes it immune to sound based attack, toxtricity on the other hand has a signature soundbased move and ability that boost it by 1.5 times but it wont do anything to mr mime anyways so warning him is just useless
8:41 lord of space, with no space for his head
He needs help
How dare you, take my like.
Oh, how the tables have turned
14:45
I am legally now a bird
12:24 Well... Technically they always carried themselves as a team, so James's not so wrong here
0:52 if you look at the tail you can tell its a female pikachu
5:07 He did actually give her a new bicycle at the end of jhoto for which they parted their ways again 😢 which was pretty emotional
5:46
That would be a great ghost rock type split evolution for geodude
Fun fact squirtle and buldasaur have the exact same face
I wish parasites were like pokerus. Gives you more results for your efforts instead of beign a hemoroid
"Spend less on giant Pokemon-shaped robots"
" *no* "
8:06
Dude, I literally JUST watched an episode of the original anime where Meowth said something along the lines of, “Blasting off again? That’s twice in one episode!”
Respect the guy who breed those lapras and release them❤
We actually have multiple examples or Pokémon releasing waste products such as Darumaka whose droppings used to be used to warm up clothes in cold climates. Turtonator’s droppings act like land mines if you step on them and notably Guzzlord, an inter dimensional space alien, is said to not dispose of any droppings despite eating so much which means that the bodily waste removal process is commonplace and Guzzlord is a notable exception
Still cannot get over the fact that the Pokemon Anime is over .
Yeah ik, I mean it still exists but no ash and I do really hope he appears somehow
10:13 I thought this was Pokemon memes, not art memes
0:33 time to throw my pokeballs to catch her , train her and sweep elite 4 and champ.
Honestly the xyz anime is pure nostalgia to me. I’m so happy that I grew up with all the bangers of the Pokémon franchise. I mean I watched xyz and played omega ruby as my first game
i love u vaazkl without consent
your pfp... lmao
8:31 3 more to go...
0:20 Ash:before we start this battle against two humongous powerful Gods I would like to thank our sponsor Nord VPN!
9:28 I have no words for the bottom right pic
HE DOSE NOT HAVE MELONS
Are you sure about that
Bro used gum gum pistol
I’ve just got back into pokemon games and vaazkl has uploaded two videos about pokemon memes since.
19:25 tbh given the chance, I too would run a pokemon team that’s just my starter + 5 pseudo legendaries
dittos would be an exotic specias after 20 days in irl
8:51 ya’ll, I’m team greninja
Brilliant Pokemon memes
7:57 technicaly we’d only live with kyogre, groudon, and kyurem
2:16
Any Pokemon in a 500mile radius of a bellsprout: I fear no man, But that thing, it scares me
I hate registeels attack stat lol
All of the Ash Saga of the Pokémon Anime becomes so much more hilarious when you remember that Team Rocket Admins wear white, and Jessie and James are consistently given administration level jobs (such as setting up bases in new regions).
Wait, does that mean that of the team go rocket leader trio, Sierra is a higher rank than the other two? (Sierra wears white, Arlo and Cliff both wear black)
0:43 I’m tired grandpa. THATS TOO DANM BAD!
The time ash found out theres more important than catching Pokémon 😂😂😂
I am watching this 18 hours after it came out
"TIME OF GOD" 💀
I got a pokemon go ad halfway through this video
SO THE TREE IN THE PIKACHU MEME WAS ACTUALLY BROCKS LEG THIS HAS CHANGED MY LIFE
1:45 gomu gomu no "i choose you" 😂😂😂
15:25 I love how the cat is named 'Kirby'
1:29 I MUST LIVE HERE
The Pokemon with guns caught me off guard💀
13:08 James, don’t forget the time you got scammed into buying a Magikarp and had to use Jessie’s pay check