Everything or Nothing: The James Bond Game that Tried To Be A New Movie
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2022
- Everything or Nothing is a fully voiced James Bond game starring Pierce Brosnan as Bond, Willem Dafoe as the villain, Judi Dench as M and more. It was made to try create an original Bond movie as a video game, in 2004.
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It's so sad that Agent 47 wasn't able to complete his mission. Luckily his brothers were there to help finish it for him.
agent 47 was so used to killing everyone in sapienza that he couldn’t resist blowing up the bomb
I was rooting for Agent 35, personally
Agent 47 couldn't escape his former programming as a hitman and decided to detonate, rather than defuse, the bomb. MI6 swiftly retired him.
MI6 was shocked to discover that the real Agent 0047 had been pacified and stuffed in a wardrobe, and the man they had sent into the field was in fact Agent 47 wearing the former's clothes.
Agent 47 your mission is to kill everybody on the map via blowing up the bomb and killing any survivors also remember don’t tell the James Bond Sign up agency or RTGames of your secrete mission. Good luck agent 47.
I love the idea that MI6 is rapidly running out of backup agents due to Bond's stupidity, so they eventually just start grabbing people off the street and sending them in immediately with no training. The only requirement for the job is that you have to look sort of like pierce brosnan
Someone in chat was roleplaying as a cloning facility rep trying to bill MI6 for the 50 something clones they had used without paying
@@domesticcat1725 That's fucking brilliant. XD
And that is how agent 47 ended up sneaking in and completing his mission of assassinating everyone in the Kremlin by detonating the bomb.
@@domesticcat1725an actual funnyperson in twitch chat? Rare specimen
Isnt that the plot for Jhonny English 3?
id totally watch a bond movie where 007 dies in the opening scene, and theres a long string of agents dying one after another (but still making a little progress each time)
near the end of the 2nd act MI6 realizes they can send 2 bonds in at the same time, and we get a really cool fight scene of them working together (then they explode). this causes a ridiculous spiral of more and more bonds being sent in, and by the end of the movie its all out war
oh my god this sounds absolutely hilarious
Sounds like Johnny English and Get Smart ganged up on James Bond and forced a collaboration.
Anyone know more comedy spy movies...unrelated to Marvel, that is?
When your playing a game and your homies join to help you fight
theres a spoof movie from the 60s kind of like this, where at least 3 007's are running around
@@eveakane6563 johnny english is literally my favourite spy movie franchise of all time, it's so delightfully stupid. Especially the last one
What I love about RTs naming conventention is that it implies MI6 in all the years that the program had been run had only ever lost 6 agents in the field and then this shit show of a mission happens and someone in MI6 has to explain why they lost 50+ agents over the course of like 3 days
This is exactly what happened.
My favorite detail comes from the levels resetting after every agent's death, which implies that either the villains willingly reset everything (including saving Mya from falling to her death over and over again) exactly as it was when Bond was first there in order to give the next agent a fair chance to finish what he started, or each life is in a completely different mission from before, meaning that Willem Defoe has managed to nuke the world with nanobot gas in the exact same places at least 55 times before MI6 could successfully eliminate him.
@@Chewberto this is my favorite fanfiction.
We really need a montage, or a animated short of all the different agents. During the stream they all evolved into their own characters and each death was a true lose for chat. Especially our beloved 0035, the greatest hero, and his enemy 0036, who needed to go to horny jail.
Dead meme. (H-J)
When was 35 because I do not wanna comb though the vid again :(
@@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc the one who died crashing into that lamp post
@@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc 38:30-42:25
@@user-cj6ft6in9h Thanks!
for those who weren’t there for the stream: rt was on that final level for at least a full hour. it was that bad
The final level sucked shit.
To this day Ive been unable to beat the last level. The checkpoints are way to far away from each other
I was watching the stream for quite a bit, but the only thing I remember is Wames Wond
Honestly, I thought it was much worse than that when he said it was 2am
It boggles my mind that no one managed to tell him to use thermal to see the invisible enemies….
6:42
Her license to kill was licensed by Nintendo, that's why she's pointing a gun at you Dan.
The joke of every respawn being a new agent was probably one of the most simple yet creative running gags I've seen in a video
"The name's Bond, James-"
*gets shot*
*another bond walks in*
Rinse and repeat
Man, I loved when James said "It's Bonding time!" then went on a fishing trip with the villian.
So wholesome.
an actually creative use of an overused meme, good job
I loved how he wanted the fish shaken, not stirred
It's bondage time
@@blueberry1c2 that's for after the fishing trip
Nah that time when bond said "it's jamesin time" Is better
ive never seen a james bond movie so im going to assume that this is a 100% accurate movie experience.
Huge James Bond fan here. This is 100% accurate.
Basically
@@theangryholmesian4556 same
Pretty spot on for the terrible late Brosnan era.
There's... one thing. Jaws became a *good guy.* At the end of Moonraker, which was just a few movies ahead of A View to a Kill (itself referenced directly for this plot,) Jaws realized the villain had no interest in keeping him around in the nazi-inspired "genetically perfect" world, and turned Face. He got a scientist girlfriend, drank champagne and helped Bond! He was a GOOD GUY!
...Here he's just working for the baddies again because... ehh?
EVERY. SINGLE. BOND.
007 - 1:14. The original Bond. Performed the initial nuclear briefcase sequence. Died in a hail of gunfire at the Weapons Research Facility.
008 - 5:17. Succeeded 007. Stretched the screen. Completed the WRF mission but let a train escape.
009 - 7:26. Caught up to the train but drove poorly and didn't have a chance at the dismount, falling to his death.
0010 - 8:22. Tried motorcycle strats, but lost it with poor driving in the last instants.
0011 - 8:57. Finally caught up to the damn train. Fixed the screen. Little regard for life. Died from an armed ambush in the dark.
0012 - 9:51. Knew how to use thermal vision but forgot he was there to destroy the launch computers. Won a climactic fight with Jaws and escaped with Naradova in a helicopter, but forgot how to fly higher. Destroyed the General's base and killed him. Fucked with the screen a lot. Really underestimated the sturdiness of a barrier and the firepower of a tank. That last mistake would prove fatal.
0013 - 17:47. Got past that barrier and *almost* lost the patrols, but failed to be a good driver at the end of the evasion.
0014 - 20:10. Fixed 0013's mistakes. Thinned the screen. Failed to be Rambo.
0015 - 21:36. Destroyed the jamming antenna. Failed to be Solid Snake.
0016 - 23:15. Failed to be Solid Snake (how people actually play the games).
0017 - 23:28. Died via a stealthy man with a rocket launcher.
0018 - 23:52. Finally blew up the door and infiltrated the ruins. Saw the shot that would kill 003. Died trying to reach him.
0019 - 25:02. Used the Q Spider for the 007 moment. Received 003's instructions but died due to a strange error before he could relay them.
020 - 25:36. The first known single O. Found the supply reserve. Learned of Naradova's betrayal the hard way. Died trying to save Serena.
021 - 26:31. Remembered he could shoot in the air, but got so excited about that that he forgot to catch Serena.
022 - 26:49. Tried to chase two rabbits. They both escaped.
023 - 26:56. Misjudged the spacing of a gap.
024 - 27:06. Got the gap but not the girl.
025 - 27:15. Realized he didn't know how to catch up to her.
026 - 27:23. Failed at a maverick strategy.
027 - 27:32. Saw a difference. The bad kind.
028 - 27:43. Replicated it.
029 - 27:48. FOUND THE SOLUTION - which is, of course, to kill everybody. Saved Serena, then had her drive a tank while he focused on firepower. Failed to realize one can switch weapons and died in a barrage of rockets.
030 - 29:12. Learned of the switching function and solved that problem easily. Had a close shave in the motorbike sequence but pulled it off in spectacular fashion. In so doing, he earned his Double O, which led to the re-expansion of the program.
0030 - 31:26. The same as Agent 030. Learns of Yayakov and is set to meet with Starling, but she directs him to his warehouse. Got his car trapped between a building and a lamppost, which propelled him from the vehicle, killing him.
0031 - 32:46. Had a breakthrough new idea to use the satnav to aid with tricky corners. Sadly, he wasn't looking at the road much, and collided with a civilian vehicle, causing a small family to suffer 0030's fate. 0031 was dismissed without pay as a result.
0032 - 33:24. Reached the warehouse and stole the truck, but forgot to put the car inside. Overhears of the plot to kill Yayakov. Due to his vehicle, however, he can't quite get the job done.
0033 - 36:06. Remedies 0032's mistake with little time to spare. Mercilessly uses missiles on the limo. Learns of the Kiss Kiss Club. Doesn't massage a lady, who alerts everyone, leading to his doom.
0034 - 38:00. Performs the massage. This gives him an edge, but unfortunately, it's too dull to cut through.
0035 - 38:30. Despite a bit of bumbling, is incredibly competent overall, reaching and defeating Jean la Rogue to rescue Agent Starling. Survives the plot of Speed. Uses RC cars ... effectively enough. Sadly, despite his successes, can't quite survive a close scrape and runs into a lamppost.
0036 - 42:31. Manages the escape. Dangerous ... ly horny. Executed for this crime.
0037 - 43:28. Overcomes low expectations and clings to life by a thread. Learns of the new ultradangerous plan for the nanobots. Then proceeds to walk into an electric shock.
0038 - 45:34. Dies the same way the original did: a damn lot of bullets.
0039 - 45:55. With a few close shaves, destroyed the processing cores, but was killed before the transformers could fall.
0040 - 46:40. Finished what 0039 started, killing, I believe, Yayakov. It was a blast. Suddenly, Jaws attacks! Hot in pursuit, 0040's motorcycle skills were good, but left something to be desired.
0041 - 48:56. Didn't drive a lot better, but it was enough; Jaws' tanker sinks. Learns why the nanobots don't target each other, gets a tech upgrade, and plans to participate in a race to get close to Diavolo. Then he walked into the lasers like an idiot.
0042 - 51:40. Finds the outfit and successfully wins the race. Unfortunately, the scheme was rumbled, and while his offense was impressive, his defense was not.
0043 - 54:13. His gunplay was solid. His fisticuffs? Another matter. Died by bullet spray.
0044 - 54:36. A sacrifice to the cause, willingly dying for knowledge and as a show of power.
0045 - 54:49. It worked, at 0045 completed the mission with incredible efficiency. However, the car was surrounded, and it was deemed a cut loss. The racecar would have to do, which it did despite a lack of armor. Escaping on the Q Bike, another path to the ruins had to be found. It was! But at the last moment, the entry was too small for the Q Bike standing. Sadly, this was not realized quite in time.
0046 - 57:09. Learning of the slide, it was used to get under. Sadly, he was intercepted by Naradova. But of course, the villain leaves Bond alone to die and he gets out. Sarcasm isn't metal. But his body was shredded as he slipped on a conveyor belt into a grinder.
0047 - 59:15. The crushers were stopped, and a narrow escape was made thanks to Sandra's copter. With Diavolo tearing through Russia, he gets an electronic takeover device and is tasked with stopping a deadly gas. Instead, he sets it off. Idiot.
0048 - 1:01:25. Thankfully, this one uses the nano shells. But then doesn't use them a moment later.
0049 - 1:02:43. And then this one creates basically a black hole. He rappels down it but then is killed by elite soldiers very quickly.
0050 - 1:03:28. He prolongs his life but does around the same thing.
0051 - 1:04:25. Doesn't even make it down the hole before becoming swiss cheese. Lol.
0052 - 1:04:49. Makes it through, but his escape plane is blown up. One brake control destruction later, SUDDENLY, JAWS ATTACKS; THE LONG-AWAITED SEQUEL. Rocket launcher beats flamethrower, and Bond uses the ejector seat to not die. His skills were admirable, but a new, invisible enemy type helps do him in.
0053 - 1:07:03. Despite taking several rockets, he makes it to Diavolo, where the nuclear warhead/nanobot switch is revealed. However, in a shock twist, Q's gadget fails him, costing him his life.
0054 - 1:08:54. The tech works this time, and the missiles are disabled. After dealing with an obstructon, he flees the room, where Diavolo's hoverjet awaits him ... armed. It's too much for any one man.
0055 - 1:10:10. But not too much for one man with a rocket lawn chair. Thanks to his own nanbots, Diavolo and Naradoya are sent plummeting to their doom, but the former ejects, re-activating a missile to send to London. Unforunately, Bond dies before relaying this.
0056 - 1:11:33. Does his best, but the opposition is overwhelming.
0057 - 1:12:34. Not as good as his predecessor.
0058 - 1:12:58. Pinned down by two snipers and a RAWCKET LAWNCHAH, there isn't much Bond could have done.
0059 - 1:13:58. He's methodical. Stragetic. But invisible, invicible enemies make things difficult.
0060 - 1:15:27. After trying the magical trick of "turning the difficulty down", you might think it was a breeze. But somehow, it seemed just as hard.
0061 - 1:15:58. What's a man gonna do about god enemies?
0062 - 1:16:47. He makes it through the hell room. He kills Diavolo. He destroys the missile. He gets the girl. His name is Bond. James Bond.
As a Jojo fan who hasn't finished the video, I am *VERY* confused by 0062's achievements...
I wish I could pull this up next to the video
@@crowsandghosts In mobile you can actually, I did that while I watched it... Well, half of it, anyway. I still haven't finished...
@@silversonome5360 oh cool
@@silversonome5360 does this mean James Bond is canon in the Jojo universe?
Here we see a wild RTGame attempting to learn how to be a spy from the very best to dominate the entire universe
Don't you mean Bond attempting to learn how to be a spy from the very best assassin in the entire universe?
@@Trikean apologies, I am but an amateur compared to the likes of rumble tumble games
00game
@@LycanMOON 00GAME
It’s fitting that agent 47’s problem wasn’t that he died, but that he killed a whole town.
it is hilariously ironic lmao
47 yet again going for maximum damage.
After which he was transferred into a more fitting line of work for him. Truly an origin story for the ages
Suit only: yes, silent assassin: most certainly not.
What a tragedy that whenever RT plays one of his favorite games he played as a child, he never wants to play them again
Thats what nostalgia does made game awesome af when you were kid but everything was complete ass usually 😂😂
@@sandornagy3484 a pretty good example of that would be windows.
i enjoyed that os as a kid, as it was suitable for me, but developing on it? it sucks.
@@sandornagy3484 absolutely true. I remember loving Gex 3D so much but that game is terrible
@@sandornagy3484 Going back into The Simpsons Hit & Run and remembering how frustrating and repetitive the missions were is quite the stand out for me.
I love how this game is just like "How many 'save the defenceless beautiful woman in a skimpy outfit' missions can we squeeze into one game?"
That’s just the Bond franchises MO
@@jam-the-hologram yes but the fact it happened like 4 times is very impressive
@@EverTheFractal Nightfire had 5, but two of the girls were reused so it was only three girls total.
@@EverTheFractal Nightfire had 5, but two of the girls were reused so it was only three girls total.
Bond films do be relying on sexism doe
Hi RT, Dolphin developer here. I think the issue you had with the widescreen behavior was related to aspect ratio (under "general") being set to "auto", which means Dolphin tries to determine if the game is running in 4:3 or 16:9 mode (which it can only do sometimes, which I guess is why vehicle sections triggered it) and then resizes the window accordingly; this option essentially simulates whether you're using a widescreen television or not (both of which receive the same signal; they only get stretched differently). This is *separate* from the widescreen hack or the game's internal widescreen setting, which determines whether the game should render more space to account for stretching or not. In this case, you should have set it to "Force 16:9" instead. This is mentioned on the Dolphin Wiki article for the game. (There are other issues which could be solved via setting the texture cache to "safe" (under "hacks") and enabling "manual texture sampling" (under advanced), but these have performance costs.) Hopefully this helps if you try to play other games in the series.
This stream was so fun to watch! RT having a breakdown at the end, chat spamming "EW" every time romance happened, and of course the jokes about all the agents being called in. I recommend re-watching the stream with chat because people are pretty funny.
I would have too. NO ONE wants romance in these things, just like NO music in Disney movies because DMCA now, oh yeah and Nintendo and their schtick.
Even the car was grossed out
sadly rt's chat unlike him is actually very unfunny
@@erfaniom9576 thus is common with twitch chats unfortunately, my theory is theres not many people 18 or older that have the time to sit down to sometimes 9+ hour streams on most days so they end up being majority filled with more like middle school aged kids who run jokes into the ground quickly and backseat no matter what you say. That being said of course there are plenty of funny people there still cause he has thousands watching and these highlight streams always include at least most of RT's best reactions to chat already, but i personally dont like having to peep through the gaps in the "haha funnee maymay pog" hivemind to see the unique messages either though
@@JubioHDX bruh i think you should know that i wasnt 18 when i made that comment actually
Do we tell him that thermal vision he had the whole game is how you handle the invisible guys?
Holy fuck this game is brutal difficulty wise; and they just rip into you if you miss a 007 moment hahahaha
He got told that in the stream towards the end
@@theninth5964 I feel for him
The game just expects you to know all these mechanics and those invisible guys are bullshit without it
I mean honestly the games not easy, but its a cover based shooter and RT basically never used the cover system lol. The tutorial explains that your supposed to use cover during gun fights not just run towards the enemies. It's like trying to play gears of war without cover, its not gonna go well lol
@@Yukiwodashite tbf, running towards the enemy looks pretty dope and probably also feels dope
@@Yukiwodashite If a young rt game saw him play this game he would probably non-stop backseat game him
I remember playing this game so much as a kid. My parents only bought us games around Christmas or birthdays but our Uncle used to buy PS2 games fairly often and he'd let us borrow them and I remember borrowing this and Burnout 3 all the time.
Burnout 3 was great! As a kid I didn’t like crashing my car into things though, which is like the entire point of the game lol
@@MegaMiner25 I could’ve sworn the soundtrack was all unoriginal copyrighted music but I agree that it wasn’t bad.
Fun Fact: There is a possibility that 'RT' was a codename used by Daniel in his service in MI6.
RumbleTumble Gaming, MI6
"What's your name?"
"RT. RT Gamer."
"Rootin' Tootin'! Get over here!"
I think it's pretty obvious that Dan was never part of MI6. I mean, if he was, it would have taken him far less than nearly 60 agents (and turning down the difficulty) to stop Diavolo. Just saying😂
@@ryanclaerhout9856 but of course, we all know that government agents are all top tier gamers
I love how Diavolo assumes that once he launches ICBMs that the rest of the world won't assume he just launched nukes at them and they won't launch their own nuclear arsenal at him. The implication that he plans to just conquers the rest of the world with platinum tanks and nanites was a better idea than that.
Could have at least had him carve a country out of Russia and extort the world for recognition and minor power.
B-but if he launches like 10 of them then they'll all be dead!!
12:40 fun fact, in the movie Brother Bear, which came out only a year before this game, they actually used a changing aspect ratio as a storytelling device - when the main character becomes a bear, the movie changes to widescreen.
I do not remember this because I wouldn't have been paying attention at that age.
Following 1:01:18 Agent 0047 has gone rogue, shaved his head, and and joined another secret agency to continue his indiscriminate killing spree. It all makes sense now!
Makes sense he accidentally poisoned the Kremlin. Now he's rogue
21:35 “Yes Mr. Bond, it was I that put that bullet in your shoulder!”
“VON KARMA NO!”
Fun fact: only 3 agents were arrested
The rest were killed in various means
The good ending
Dont forget the one that got fired
@@pengboy08 found dead by instneration
@@pengboy08 sent back to the von karma cloning factory
that's just not true, a decent amount were fired.
51:39 In fairness to 0041, with how much game is left, being arrested is probably his best case scenario.
He saw his that 33 of his brothers died on this mission and decided he wanted to live
Fun Fact: The license plate on the racing car is real, unfortunately the car was registered after the game was released, so it's just a coincidence, but it is curious that the developers have chosen a license plate in the Brazilian standard and even more curious that this city in Peru is actually in Brazil, which makes me think that maybe originally the game should be set in Brazil and for some reason they changed their minds or the developers are terrible at geography (which is more likely).
they escaped from Brazil
5:07 007 dies
7:15 008 becomes wide and gets fired
8:10 009 drives off a cliff
8:45 0010 drives off the same cliff
9:44 0011 ignores Q's advice and dies
17:32 0012 has a brilliant idea that doesn't work
19:45 0013 makes the jump and then comically tumbles off the side of the cliff
21:19 0014 becomes thin and his shoulder hurts
23:05 0015 'stealths' into a rocket launcher
23:16 0016 is welcomed to the mission
23:38 0017 finds a sniper and another rocket launcher
24:50 0018 takes a shotgun to the belly
25:26 0019 has a bit of an unfortunate death
26:24 0020 succumbs to gravity
26:44 0021 is fired for letting the girl die
26:49 0022 also succumbs to gravity
26:59 0023..gravity..yeah
27:08 0024, you guessed it, gravity
27:18 0025 joins 0021 on unemployment
27:23 0026 gravity :(
27:37 0027 is fired for mercy killing her
27:43 0028 is fired too
28:56 0029 dies in a shootout when he refuses to use the tank
32:38 0030 crashes into a lamppost and is supposedly propelled from the car
33:13 0031 kills an entire civilian family in a head on collision while looking at his GPS, fired
35:43 0032 gets fired because Moneypenny is impatient
37:56 0033 dives into a toolbox thinking it is armor
38:24 0034 is very badly hurt
42:11 0035 takes heavy damage and survives, but then crashes into a lamppost
43:18 0036 has to be done in for stealing 0035's thunder
45:27 0037 has an electrifying time
45:46 Yayakov wanted 0038 dead, now!
46:34 0039 misses his sleeper dart and tries to reload
48:46 0040 survives multiple collisions but randomly gets set on fire
51:27 0041 is arrested, he just wanted to see what happens
54:05 0042 runs out of ammo
54:18 0043 gets completely surrounded
54:37 0044 fails to learn from the agents that came before and gives up
56:57 0045 didn't know how to slide
58:58 0046 doesn't watch his step and falls into a meat grinder
1:01:14 0047 can't control his murderous urges and detonates the bomb instead of disarming it, is fired and becomes a hitman instead
1:02:38 0048 is fired for being too slow
1:03:19 0049 is already dead
1:04:17 0050 has Achille's Heel
1:04:34 0051 plays with lasers and is never heard from again
1:06:51 0052 refuses to use his thermal equipment
1:08:32 0053 can't figure out how to use the network tap
1:10:03 this is where 0054 dies
1:11:25 0055 can't find any armor
1:12:25 0056 gets sniped by a rocket launcher
1:12:40 0057 almost grabs armor but doesn't make it
1:13:38 0058 tries to make a run for it
1:14:49 0059 was not briefed on thermal vision
1:15:43 0060 lowers the difficulty but gets surrounded
1:16:24 0061 still doesn't want to use thermal vision and has a mental breakdown but survives and completes the mission
A moment of silence for all the fallen agents and 0061's mental health after completing the mission, except 0031 he killed an entire family
Respect
First of all, huge appreciation for the effort. Second, I realized that it's way funnier to look at the next death timestamp and your description of it right after the previous death happens, and then wonder what exactly it's going to happen. E.g. the shoulders one had my burst out laughing because I kept thinking "wtf will happen to his shoulders??"
Out of the many many agents who gave their lives for these missions, I'd say my favorite agent was double-oh 31 for his expert map reading skills, and my favorite agent death was double-oh 33 for being a better engineer than escort.
The entire 'it's actually a new agent' everytime James Bond respawn in the last checkpoint reminds me of that game where we play as the big bad, building hidden HQ, installing traps and hiring henchman to prevent secret agents from infiltrating our base.
I recall one of the spy agencies' gimmick is that their agents are all officially one person-regardless of what happened to them, another agent bearing the same name and face will take their place-instilling the belief that this person is a super agent that never dies.
Did you mean to have that sentence crossed out
@@croquemaster314 I wasn't looking after I wrote those xp
What’s the game name? This sounds so fun lol
@@sfb4996 Evil Genius 2: World Domination. RT also played it once for sponsored stream/video, a few years back I think.
Said agent is John Steele, with the true John Steele's secretary deciding to train new ones, so that if you kill one she already has five more being trained.
Going from taking zero damage from a helicopter missile to taking half your health off from a puff of steam is wild
This game was a major part of my childhood. I love it.
Same with nightfire. We got a GameCube and nightfire on Christmas when I was like 9. Never played goldeneye though.
@@Noxa9876 the original or rouge agent?
I still can't get all Plat on the Ponchartrain Bridge. :(
Same here, the first late night I had was playing this game
I don't I ever completed the single player. or the co-op...
0:00
Those old opening credits will forever be burned into my brain.
POV: you're sitting in the movie theater and the lights start to dim. Slowly, the THX logo comes on screen accompanied by the loudest sound known to man.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I remember playing this game at my local church's 'cyber cafe' club that ran after school when I was about 10. It was one of the games they had for the ps2 but was technically reserved for the older kids that came in after we had left - someone had left it out and we excitedly loaded it up, feeling very much like real spies. Finished the intro level before one of the members of the church came in and turned the ps2 off. I still remember the jet's goofy, missile-firing spin very fondly.
The local church had a cyber cafe club? Dude, that’s absolutely amazing.
yep! some great memories were formed there
I like the part where James Bond told the lady “it’s bondin’ time” then proceeded to bond her.
...Uuuhhhh....
ay yo
Chemical Bonds, are the worst.
didn't know 007 was a loan shark
It's ok lads! He said "bond her" like weld, instead of "bond with her" like playing catch! 😄
Thank you for sacrificing 62 individual agents to defeat Willem Dafoe. May 0032 rest in piece
what about 0035?! how could you forget him smh
@@perplexingkelp how could I forget one of the best agents we've ever had :(
I find it so funny that Q says "happy hunting, 007" when RT is on Agent 47
Movie games are always such a wild card when it comes to quality, but 007 games were usually a pretty solid bet. Goldeneye, Nightfire, Agent Under Fire (great childhood memories on that one), Everything or Nothing and From Russia With Love were all amazing experiences.
Petition for someone to animate each agent but it starts as Sean Connery and with each death it goes into the next Bond actor until we lose Daniel Craig, and then we just start seeing other English media actors take the roles of the following agents
Matt Smith for Agent 0035
I know I’m a bit late but can we make the boss, Diavolo from the hit series Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure?
Imagine how easy the game would be if instead of just one James Bond at a time, MI6 allowed you to bring the entire Bond family with you.
Since this is Willem Dafoe's second appearance on the channel, I think it's fair to say he's officially part of the RT Cinematic Universe.
Also, Rest In Peace 0035. We will never forget you.
0:07 Man I love this new rendition of the James bond opening
Hahaha 0:07
You know, when RT jokingly said that they brought 100 backup agents, I thought to my self “he’s gonna run out” and as the videos went on It was looking to be more and more true.
Ya know I think my favorite part of this game Is that Serena never mentions 003 again like she obviously cared about him in some way and it's just like "oh this new guy's here oh well" "if I have to"
35:20 We interrupt this James Bond video game to bring you The Simpsons: Hit and Run
I like how they just decided to add a wide screen option that only stretches the screen and you can’t turn it off
From 17:51's "Double-O-Thirteen" up until 22:07's acknowledgement I was wondering when RT would figure out that the number after "009" is "010" not "0010"
In one of the bond movies they state that the 00 is an indicator that an agent has the license to kill. So their 21st agent with a license to kill would be 0021.
Some how, I beat this game BEFORE realising you could just turn on your heat vision goggles to fight the invisible enemies. I would just save up explosive weapons, or run in circles shooting until I hit them, to beat them before that.
"do you expect me to talk?"
No Mr. Bond i expect you to W I D E
Finally! An accurate representation of British people in a video game!
Incorrect, he has a gun
Bond doesn't _look_ like a knife-wielding crackhead outside a Tesco...
@@therealevilmudbug yeah you must have not heard the news in the UK recently...
@@metetural9140 no, I haven't, what is it
@@therealevilmudbug a 9 year old girl got shot and killed in Liverpool last week
Villains in 2003: "We'll destroy the levees and wipe out New Orleans!"
Villains in 2005: "Can't believe I went to all that trouble..."
“Sarcasm isn’t metal, checkmate” has the same energy as when an ai wrote a Batman comic and in said comic Joker deflected a missile with his “sick sense of humor”
They made Dafoe look more human in this game than he is in real life.
He really does look like a Tex Avery character it's fascinating. Weird Al put it best "he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask, but he's scarier without it on"
28:25
Dan: "this town is never going to recover"
Bond: "go left"
Dan: "there'll be nothing left"
Me: "no Dan, there are clearly 2 dudes firing at you"
The graphics look so good sometimes for a 2003 game. Like the faces are so detailed and everything its crazy
They scanned the actors.
this video is absolutely hilarious, its rts “run thru the level and kill everyone” habits from hitman cranked up to 11 with all the drama of an actual james bond story. rt once again coming out with a masterpiece
Watching all the Johnny Cash movies has finally paid off
Indeed
Oh yeah, The Pride of Jesse Hallam is really going to help
12:50 I think the developers temporarily forgot they where making a James Bond game instead of a Tomb Raider game.
Y'know, the same title could also apply to the James Bond: Blood Stone game. That one's from the Daniel Craig era, and also had a completely original narrative that was standalone from all the movies. It's actually a pretty cool third person shooter, I recommend everyone that reads this comment to check it out if you're into that sort of thing!
1:13:39 *I love this clip.*
"What's on the right? Certain death. Okay, what's on the left? Certain death by rocket launcher. Well..."
1:01:15
Agent 0047 had flashbacks to his mission on Sapienza due to all the explosions around him. When he saw The Bomb, all he could think of is the prototype virus and the rubber ducky that he used in The Meat Locker.
He was retired after properly diagnosed...
Never seen this game, but I enjoy watching you play anything.
The Brosnan Bond games were really good
Especially compared to the Craig Bond games...
@@metetural9140 Quantum of solace was fun, tho my 12 year old self was wondering why the fuck half of it was casino Royale story still fun tho
@@Attackonmuffin wasn't it because the game came out before the movie did?
@@metetural9140 oh shit I seriously did not know that. Well that makes sense now
You can tell its good when the title dot starts having a nice little dance.
Im glad RT finally played a Metal Gear Game I always knew he would like it
Can someone do a rundown of all 007 deaths on their backgrounds and how they died for RT canon? Please I beg of you!!!!!!
I would also like this
I would also also like this
Someone did that and posted it on the subreddit, r/RTGameCrowd
@@yustinj.3910 thank you for providing us with that information
@@yustinj.3910 I also appreciate that information thank you
Fun fact: The reason agents 008 and beyond are of inconsistent width is because MI6 stole their cloning technology from NASA, who originally developed the clones to function in high gravity environments. It took a long while for MI6 to reverse-engineer the technology to produce clones of the correct build.
34:14
It is nice to know that even the bad guys take care of eachother
I love how even with bond nearly at deaths door and a sliver of health, they finish him off with an rpg. Just to make sure that he’s really dead.
It’s wild that we get a fight at a nuke hand-off, the opening musical number, a fight at another military base, a car/train/motorbike chase, a fight with Jaws, a helicopter chase through flame-spewing Egyptian ruins, a helicopter fight with energy shielding, AND Willem Dafoe, all before the *actual* plot begins.
All these agents being called in but still being referred to as 007 by MI6 makes me think they just made a bunch of 007 clones but they keep up the illusion they're all the original 007. Even the love interests are in on it. The Bonds must never know.
Edit: I believe we ended with 0062, so we lost about 55 Bonds, James Bonds throughout this playthrough
So, you like James Bond Everything or Nothing for Gamecube? Name every Bond.
I actually really like the concept of a bunch of agents trying to complete a mission, and dying in stupid ways, like: "yeah, boss i think creating a functional human in a lab is a bit harder than we predicted, luckily we remembered to make some clones, meet 002!"
Just hearing John cleese's voice alone puts a smile on my face. The man has done so much amazing stuff from comedy to voice acting, hell he even voice a character in elder scrolls online a major character aswell and everytime i hear him all i can see is a bunch of monty python scenes
This video is just spectacular, Chloe did an incredible job with the editting. The stream/highlights reminds me of old Jerma streams, like The Simpsons Hit and Run. That last ten minutes really sells the comparison - for better or for worse!
As someone who’s never seen a James Bond movie this filled me in wonderfully
rT's "well said, James" has the same energy as "a woman is dead, Phoenix"
Watched this whilst recovering from tonsillitis and that was a bad idea, couldn’t stop laughing at the endless supply of agents
Dude, I loved this game back in the day. Never thought I would see anyone play it nowadays.
I had this game and 007: Nightfire for GCN and were a big part of my childhood. Fun and clunky on their own way I played both a ton still.
I loved the Nightfire multiplayer map with the cable cars. Also that missile you could fly around.
The ps2/Gamecube fps games were some of the most fun ever. I wish EA would release them with online play
Nightfire was so good!
I loved playing these games on my Neo Geo Color as well!
This video is dedicated to 0035. You will always be remembered as the greatest secret agent MI6 has ever seen.
This makes me really want to see RT play through a _Metal Gear Solid_ game. Maybe _The Twin Snakes,_ since that was basically a remake of a redux of _Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake._
Then again, it would be _hilarious_ to see him accidentally equip the _"coo-lent"_ in _Sons of Liberty._
I love that you can never tell what game RT is gonna make a long play video of. Truly a roulette wheel of content
When I was a kid me and my brothers used to just roll back and forth in front of the missle guy in the tunnels. For some reason we thought it was the coolest thing ever
I am frankly amazed by bond in the beginning
Imagine taking a missile STRAIGHT TO THE FACE and stand up like it was nothing, then jump down from a building with a tank shooting at you, only to destroy the tank by firing a rocket launcher one-handed at it
Finally a James Bond movie featuring my favorite person in the entertainment industry. RT
The bond moments the everything this game was amazing I never forgot this underrated masterpiece
They call me 007 because I:
Have 0 bitches
Have 0 parents
Donated 7 cents in Gay Baby Jail 64
What the Fuck is a Gay Baby Jail 64
Game: Look at how well Bond snaps to cover! Isn't it nice to have functional cover? Anyway, make sure to use cover. It's very useful!
RT: *runs straight at every enemy, making the game much more difficult for himself*
Ah yes, never change. Can't wait for the sequel: Broad Bond in Thinderball!
I feel like this kinda should have been a movie. I remember playing it (or watching my dad play it) as I kid and thinking there was no way it couldn’t be a movie already
I remember a very long time ago when I was staying in a holiday house with my family and the house had an Xbox with this game, we didn't get very far through it though
Surprised Diavolo didn't use his stand at any point in this game. Probably couldn't wrap his head around how it works.
I kinda like that Q explains why the repelling cable doesn't set off the lasers itself.
this game is so hilariously ridiculous and honestly i feel like at that point it's almost intentional, it's like they rube-goldberg-machined the entire bond formula--
He's not a secret agent, he's an enforcement agent . Basically, he can make as much noise as he wants and he can tell everyone his name. It might be the last piece of information that they actually learn.
after seeing rt struggle with the last mission i do not blame him at all. that mission was the bane of my existence. it sorta makes me feel better knowing im not the only one who had immense trouble
59:50 gotta love that the one time the bond girl does anything resembling having agency (saving Bond with a helicopter) Bond immediately says "I'll take it from here" and she goes back to being set dressing
This is the real reason why James Bond was never in Melee.
27:45 He speeds up after killing someone because of how the weight of his actions resting on his soul increases his weight.
I played this alot when I was a child. It was one of the only five games I had on the GameCube, so it became a staple from my childhood. thank you for reminding me of this game
EoN whipped ass the entire way through until, like, the final level. Seeing Daniel playing so intentionally intentionally obtusely? Amazing. 😂 HE DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE YOU CAN SPEED UP IN THE FALLING SECTION BY PRESSING DOWN. He never uses cover, no thermal vision and didn't use the tank gun. 😭
You need a gunner to man the gun, it's not on remote control or something
Yeah, it's James Bond, but you can't ignore the basic logic - the tank's old too! So why in the tarnation would you change from your trusty minigun? And why in all that is despised upon can't you shoot these goons with the _brrr buzzsaw of death?_ *It can rip metal apart, for Christ's sake!*