Female Streamer wants 200k for her dream house please send money!!!
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- She's only got 80k to go please it her dream, please Ja!!
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insta-demonetized.
how does that even happen lol
It really be like that nowadays
I bet TH-cam has a custom algorithm just to DE-monetize you.
TH-cam getting ready to bully you for "bullying" twitch thots who deserve it
That was fast.
Welp looks like I'm buying my girl just dance and a bikini for our anniversary. These bills ain't gonna pay themselves.
Based.
Why? TH-cam is free my dude
@@xaagripha7326 it's okay just get another one after
@@bigmemer4398 wait you can do that?????!!!!
@@xaagripha7326 of course you can, expect her to become addicted if she accepts.
She made 120k cant buy a 20 dollar game lmao.
Twitch is for gamers?
Edit: /s for my low iq gamers
Sir lolallot exactly. I'd let the pitiful incel losers support my lifestyle, and I wouldn't even have to strip for it lol just keep dangling the carrot in front of these losers, and they'll pay up. That's why some of these chicks are wildly successful on twitch.
@Sir lolallot you basically summed up twitch in one sentence
@@neilt1352 no its not any more
Why would she even bother buying the game 💁🏻♀️
"My heart goes out to ugly women, you know what it's like to be a man... almost" - PapaGundam 2019 lmao
Deh Man its true
That sentence is when I realized this guy was a fucking incel
@@Caffffe But he isn't one lmao
@@iamnotinvolved1309 BEST 2019 quote.
They really don't. There are enough simps out there who inflate an ugly bitches ego.
"My heart goes out to ugly women-"
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Thanks, Papa Gundam 💖
He watches those beautiful women elsewhere. His hate is mainly irratonal which I understand. But the truth is if men support women making themselves sexual objects for their pleasure in general they support what she's doing. How bad of her not to get sexually and physically exploited like it would be in prostitution or porn or etc and get the best use of it... That's the very reason he's criticising her, but that's just pure jealousy as opposed to any form of a sensible criticism which some feminists and anti-capitalists have.
Sanako what race are you?
@@greywifebeater2527 You clearly don't see the point. They're getting unfair treatment and ruining a gaming platform. It's not about sex, it's called justice. Have you heard of the concept?
@@zztopz7090 thats an operator issue. if she is allowed to do, what she does, there is no reason to complain. and all the other real gaming streamers can do their normal work while she does her thing. nobody on twitch is aggrieved by what shes doin there
@@paulpower5028 so if you were in a restaurant, one that people told you and offer quite delicious items, and you were served shit and trash, you would of course kick up a fuss, but no one cares, no one is going to change your platter, you either eat it, or leave or order something else, knowing its just gonna be another form of trash, but no one cares ultimately about what they offer and your input doesn't matter, in fact, you get ostracized by other customers, they bar you locked in your chair and now you can't leave by their terms of service, you can order another platters completely different from the shades of trash, but you know its always there, and if you say something, you get ganked upon, what then?
_"Yank my beef like you're pulling carrots out of the ground, baby!"_ ROFL!
That is a quote for the ages
@@etaxalo I actually choked on my saliva when I heard that!
@@KnowingEyes that quote from papa Gundam made me wake up my house mates from hysterical laughter.
Seriously, I started drowning in my beer....
This fucking asshole sneaks those lines in to kill us. Being all quiet, then BAM!!
Can't not laugh.
Sounds painful 😳
Homes in Russia are about 50k USD for a single room and 100k for a full 3-4 bedroom house. How was 120k no enough for a home? I just looked it up and 200k gets you a home nobody needs.
There was never a house.
When you realize women are the mouse in "if you give a mouse a cookie", what they do makes more sense. They aren't wired mentally to be able to handle being content because contentment could mean death when we evolved. They always want more, more, more, and will justify it any way they have to in their own heads.
what in the fuck. where i live a one bedroom condo is half a million
She try to get a milli over other s stupidity.
@@Ashendal mouse utopia
@@AC-wl7ve Sounds like Seattle, DC, or San Francisco
The old adage still holds true, "a fool and their money are easily parted."
Thats deep wisdom
These are broken, lost, and sad men that donate to these female streamers. They want that small dopamine rush from getting recognized by a somewhat attractive girl. I’d like to meet one of these poor men and ask them what goes on in their head.
It's clear that it's one of two things going on in their heads. The first group are seeing a woman "struggling" or asking for "help" and it's triggering the "must! protec! wahman!" part of the brain that hasn't evolved to catch up to where we are as a society now. The second group are so desperate for any attention that they throw money at someone that wouldn't even acknowledge that they exist if they passed on the street thinking that they might get a whiff of attention from it because society is so intent on demonizing men and elevating women to godhood because vagina.
Humans are still running on outdated information from when we evolved. That's causing most of the issues we have today because women are slaves to that and most men are no better.
@@bryane727 Thats... not how it works..
attarctive oh hell no. ugly af
@@ShadowKusano simple progression my good sir. first take a male from that group in their current state, alone and craving human connection(that dopamine hit). next make them crawl out of hell by acquiring the means to buy whatever they would like. next let their ego inflate to the point where they believe they are untouchable by well putting them into circles with the untouchables. next they will proceed to purchase the one thing they were missing, except it will be quite a bit more twisted when they receive it. and by twisted i mean their mindstate, they will still have all of the damage they picked up on their journey and be more than eager to take it out on an innocent receptacle.
im sure you get the picture im painting. if not just look at 3pstein's progression, i mean regression.
@@spacecowboy776 (and BEk 7) What the fuck ? Sexual deprivation doesn't lead to pedophilia which is a mental illness. Two major things do: either deep child trauma or porn-induced fetish which is classical conditioning. You don't start wanting to fuck kids because you're a virgin at 30. That's not how it works.
These guys are sexually and emotionally deprived, they're mentally exhausted from loneliness, the most common case is that they'll end up killing themselves or living braindead with the effect of antidepressants. They literally have an ego so low you couldn't believe it's humanly attainable.
I assume there are millions of incels in western society in general, what you'll get of these millions will be a couple psychos whose life specific experiences would lead them to commit crimes. Stop the stupid deductive reasoning that no sex + money = ego + fuck kids, wtf. versimplifying such a phenomenon is plain wrong.
"Simple progression", lol. As if it was so simple.
" frankly i'm happy with the first choice " fucking hell. You're associating two completely different phenomenons that are both extremely bad and picking one as "better", Good Fucking Lord.
Incels are weak, mentally void men being manufactured by western politics and social conventions. Western society literally has become a factory for these poor lonely dudes and it will create a societal dystopia in the incoming decades if left untouched. It's not an option that is better than whatever we had or could have had.
Goal 200k: Reached
Goal 80k : Reached
Soyboys : "Now she finally able to buy her dream house"
New Goal : 75k
Soyboys : *Surprised Pikachu face*
Tbh it's goin to be " now i need money to pay my mortgage"
She didn't get to 200k... She got up to 120k, noticed the donation stream got stagnant cause people get baffled by the amount she already has.
And now every once in a while she removes the amount from the 200,000 total and resets it to 0.
@@noodolski501 Please don't tell me she is still able to generate significant money despite her getting 120k already...
@@toplad8113
Don't be so surprised. Why do you think streamers don't usually put big goals? Go through their vods and add up what they were given and you'll be (maybe not) surprised at how much they make.
@@frealms I wouldn't be surprised as I'm fully aware some of these lasses make 150k+ a month doing fuck all. It still makes me sad because it speaks volumes about a generation of young men growing braindead, weak and deprived. This phenomenon will probably worsen...
The problem isn't girls on Twitch. The problem is weak men.
The problem isn't weak men either, it's the system raising men to be weak and encouraging women to be manipulative as is the case with twitch thots.
A bunch of weak men is still stronger than one strong dude when it comes to the internet. That's s scary thing.
They're both the problem, if they didn't have each other then neither would exist
@@Echidneys Wrong, weak men wouldn't just disappear if all e-thots suddenly stopped existing. On the contrary, if we had no weak men then the e-thots wouldn't have any audience and would cease to exist. The thots are exploiting weak men, they aren't creating or fostering them. What creates weak men is PC culture, modern feminism and social justice ideology, to name the few.
@@toplad8113 better answer. I raise my hat(headphones) to you, sir
This is the society we live in.
We do indeed live in a society
Makes me want to die
If we all stand up to the bullys on the left it would stop withing a few months this is the society we live in because we allow weak people to run society because alot of people are scared of being called words I don't care what people say about me I speak out whenever I can
@@tylerjames2889 Nazi posting is so hot right now
I wonder how she's going to pay the property taxes on this house when she ages out of her attractiveness.
Her husband will pay the taxes lmao
Good point.
The husband she'd have locked up tightly by that time will. Also, by the time she's all wrinkly, she probably would have amassed enough money not to think about that issue at all for at least a solid 10-15 years.
she'll #metoo all her donors
Probably will just get into Milf porn then.
Wow can't believe people would donate money to just watch a girl dancing? what a sad world we live in
Clark........ i told you to stop telling Barbara and Grayson stuff about our missions with the Justice League. They’re annoying
@@nothanksbro420 hahaha
Haha this is gold
Strip clubs?
@@isl97 at least you get to see it up front
Dances for money ? where have I heard this from 🤔
At least with a stripper you have a chance to getting a "private dance" out of it.
i’ve always wondered this, why give money to some girl online to look at her titties while she plays games or dances when you can go to a strip club and have some lovely lady shake her ass in your face
@@yamamato910 And not just that I've found very good porn on the internet for free.
@@yamamato910 well kids under 18 cant go to a strip club but they can use a credit card though
Strip clubs 😂
She made 4 times of my yearly income in a few months. Shit i aint even mad at her, as the saying goes "dont hate the player, hate the game".
Maybe if I give her enough money she will be my e girlfriend, r-right?
Charlie Kelly What about the waitress ?
Sure - just make sure you give her enough money repeatedly, so she will notice you for sure.
What can go wrong?
she'll definitely fall in love with you badly despite not knowing what your face is like, oh yeah
That's called being e-desperate. E
Ehhh...
Don't think so
Meanwhile average salary in Russia is like 700$/month.
You mean in Moscow
@@nikgtasa That's is very true. It's really bad in Russia land. Actually its really bad in almost all of Eastern Europe. And that is rather sad as overall they are a smart group of people, but the corruption is incredible and the way of life is overall rough.
That's a lot of money... in Mexico is between $400 and $500
@@Dimythios i know, i live there
@@error-4518 i've seen some official papers that show that some nurses or doctors receive 100 bucks a month for working all week 12 hours a day
"Using me as an Emotional Tampon for years." TOO GOOD!!!!
Sam Kinison coined it in one of his ollllld standups re: “friends.” It is timeless.
Imagine dancing for little teenage boys and demanding equality and respect as a woman.
Its fucking idiotic
Two different types of people? Women aren't a hive mind last I checked. You can get SJWs at one end of the spectrum and this girl on the other end
@Soleimani Did Not Kill Himself you would be surprised. simps are complex individuals. they cuck to anything
"its only ugly women that suffer like men" take an average man and an "ugly" woman see how many matches they each get on tinder
Get over it :)
@@dominikwusa3570 kinda hard to considering the fact that people with the right pair of genes can live and have more sucess than you and not earn it
The difference is that a below average woman can assert herself and start approaching men to tip the balance in her favor.
Below average guy... Good luck.
Let's talk about the gender wage gap in the streaming "industry."
"streaming" *camgirl
Chyeah lets
How is it a wage if people are giving donations?
Now THERE is a gender issue.
but ladies are getting the better deal so nobody can speak out against it without getting death threats from virgin white knights.
Yes lets discuss the actual REAL gender pay gap
At this point Twitch is a very expensive soft core Phub.
Female streamer? Gundam, that's a rather vague way of spelling "twitch thot".
"If I offend random girls online, it will make me feel better about my low social status!"
@@PasserMontanus woman, or white knight? you sound offended.
@@bmvasakis The correct word among cool in.cel kids is "triggered", silly.
Seriously, she's not even that attractive. Pretty average and plain. FFS.
@@JP-ww5vz thats not an 8 fucking dumbass
I think a 7 is fair. All I'm saying is that I would feel confident asking her out. It's not like she's looking like Sophie Lloyd
She's not even that hot!
Also, couldn't the developers of Just Dance, copyright strike her?
in russia? lmao
@@bobbybologna3029 "In Soviet Russia, Copyright Strikes YOU!"
I don’t think on Twitch. It’s really different apparently when it comes to watching the videos live on stream.
@@JimsyFlimsy And being a girl.
How are you going to copystrike a twitch channel?
"women make less than man" "equal rights for woman" ... this chick literally dance in front of the camera and make more than a years salary in a few months . Equal right in cyberspace 2k20
The worst part is she's not even good. She's just following along to a digital avatar, not her own routines, and is off beat most of the time (enough of the time that i would say that when she *is* on beat, it's just coincidence)
If I were a hacker, I would hack each and every one of those chumps and clean out their account without an ounce of guilt to my conscience.
You would be the hero we need and never knew was there
@@Terenin please do
Im gonna run for President, just so when you do become a hacker and pull this off, and inevitably get caught, I can pardon you from prison the very next day! Then I will resign as President, and that will have been my greatest achievement during my tenure.
Same, would clean out those E-Thots.
That's dark and unapologetic..... I like it.
People who give twich camgirls money deserve to be flown to the sun
Agreed.
I don't understand their mentality like do you really think this girl is gonna fall in love with you or something if you give her some money on twitch.
Icarus would be pissed.
I don't even think the sun would want their asses.
Dude she has hit this goal like 3 times wtf
Girl needs to stop dreaming...where's Freddy when you need a bitch taken care of?
Darek Baird lmao
And she'll keep hitting it...... but, they won't.
I always said if I had tits Id be rich. Men are fools.
Danny F sounds about right. it's some crazy shit
Honestly, props to her for seizing the moment. If I were a girl and I knew how many simps out there are willing to empty their wallets for the glimpse of talking to a 5/10 looking girl, I'd jump on that opportunity and make that money asap
So would I, I don’t blame the 20 iq girls I blame the 5iq men
I'm not much for white girls, but if I were in her position, would I stop? No man, simps are designed by God to be expoited.
Her face is more like 3/10
@@Peacemaker-96 damn. What's a 7/10 for you?
I mean she has got a point.
I don't even know her, and I'm getting mad at her.
Any hard working person would get mad at her.
So yeah No Shit Sherlock.
I'm not. It's the smart thing to do. If people are willing to pay her for dancing, why bother actually working? It would probably take her years to get that money with a regular job, or a fuck ton of debt. Her body is a depreciative asset. Ten years from now, she won't be able to do it like she does it now, so she better take advantage while she can. I have 0 issues with her exploiting the stupid people who pay for this. Besides, at least she is moving compared to most twitch thots.
Work smarter not harder.
@@razgaros Then I guess you don't like the concept of integrity, if that's your thinking than you & her would fit well with all the evil corporate heads junk.
Do it like what? If you think the dance she does is an appreciable talent then you need to get your eyes checked by the best specialist in your city. If your eyes are fine then you need to have a mental checkup, you know for your own sake.
Besides if you still think in 2019, that age matters. Then IDK what to tell you. But I can say this, then you haven't seen the old or fat people do crazy stuff with their bodies. It's not about the age, It's about commitment, but you wouldn't have heard of that word either, would you? i mean you're on youtube, just go ahead and search for such videos and clear your doubts.
The one and only reason for all her success & all the thots out there is thirsty beta males who have got nothing to do, to kill their time and money(majority living in US).
If you have found an easy way to make money, that doesn't makes you smart. People connect success with money NOT smartness with money. So all the people cashing out there aren't smart. On the contrary a smart person can also cash, and those are the people who I consider somewhat of a true legend.
What do you mean, moving?
@@TheNobleFive I've heard that a thousand times, that doesn't always works in the real world. Especially cause not all of the people are smart, and some only know how to do hard physical work with their hands.
So... You got anything else Sherlock?
@@gurkiratsingh8747 I built my own company from scratch using something I programmed for two years while I was finishing off my master. I worked my ass off during that entire time, I often had 80 hours week, and lost friends along the way. I still don't make money as quick as she does. Is that unfair? Yes. But give me 2-3 years and at the rythm things are growing for me, I will probably make 200-250k a year. Hell, I should reach 100k this year alone. 10 years from now, I could sell the company for millions and retire. What is she going to do? Dance for another 2-3 years, maybe make half a mill if she is lucky. Yes, that's amazing, more than most people ever make, but then the tax-man comes along and takes half, and all of a sudden she is 5 years behind on her studies, can't find a job and either has to marry someone to take care of her, or get her ass back to work, which she won't do cause actual work is hard. I garrantee you she isn't going to be happier for it in the long run. Does'nt mean it's not the smart thing to do, after all if she does'nt buy a house she could go loan + 200k and buy 2-3 appartments to rent (even more if she is Russian). It just means depending on smart she is, she peaked early.
I believe that papa Gundam first donates money to those Twitch thots and then he makes video rants out of regret
I chuckled and honestly... He probably blames Billy.
Don't you dare
Multiple personality disorder lol
Did he really?
gundam knows his audience...late night drinkers
Get out of my head/house!
Ayeee
& stoners. I'm fucking baked.
And insomniacs
I'm working.
she is still doing it :D and when i asked what happened with the 1st house money she banned me from Twitch channel of her :D
@channel break Gavrilka
Billy be like: "Rub it like it grants you wishes, baby"
That's good lol
@@ReneAensland Thanks, tell 'em you're a Genie and have a magic lamp ;)
I knew there was a reason for me not to sleep tonight
RIGHT!!!
I haven't slept since the last upload...... gotta have my fix.
Like slender man but gives you hot takes rather than nightmares.
Still awake?
@@kaoset1237 until you see your bank account balance....
She danced with youtube videos of dancing games! WTF! Why am I working hard again?
because like Birdman says, "females live on recruit difficulty"... now go back to work an' pay your taxes to big daddy government, as he hands out social welfare to single moms...
You don't have a vagina, that's why.
@Cocoa The Clown G4Pay lol
@@BroNapartay a man of culture, I see
@Cocoa The Clown yo, stop, no
5:53 "Dude, I just bought a respirator for painting"
Gundam looking like a genius right now! 😂
"She didn't even buy the game but play the videos"
Gotta give her that, that was smart.
I can have a guess? You are the type of guy who think Belle Delphine is a genius right?
@@Barni2212 I mean, she knows full well that her community is full of plebs and she's actually taking an advantage of it, that deserve some credits at least.
@@Barni2212 nah she's dumb, I would charge $50 per bottle.
Yeah i got to travel abroad....when i got deployed to iraq and Afghanistan lol. What a poor girl.
It's funny and sad this girl is making more money than surgeons for less than 1/1,000,000 of the effort lol. I remember making roughly $24k a year in the Marines doing a combat job smh
Thank you all, for your service.
Tyroleine, what branch?
@@johnnycatR58 army for 10 years. Deployed 3 times was extended each time for 3 months.
@@Sixkill3r fucking hooah. Just glad you aren't a jarhead.
meanwhile in Russia:
Perfectly livable dream house for 50K.
She wants 7 bedrooms all en-suite and 3 living rooms minimum :)
FFS 200k is over 30 times the yearly median income in Russia and equal to over 13 million Rubles. I mean these twitch thots in America are crazy but this woman has it down 2-3 years of dancing and she can retire in luxury.
This guy sounds a bit like a young Moe from The Simpsons
My god, for initial 200k she can buy custom-designed house with furniture and stuff like anywhere in Russia (aside from Moscow and it’s suburbs maybe)
Well, it would be still a fucking great home close to the center
Wow this stuff knowing someone can get 120k given to them for watching just dance videos just makes me worry for the future of mankind.
I don't see a future of mankind with this trend.
Yep that’s just how life is bro, it’s unfair.
Actually we prefer to say peoplekind
@WayoftheDave Good for you darling.
Let natural selection do its job
Maybe she wants to live in London. $200k will get you an apartment under a staircase, living with an abusive family like Harry Potter.
Most common russian montly salaries are less, then 448 dollars (less then 30k rubles).
Да я в шоке просто . Тут на еду с трудом набираеш ...
Господи она даже игру не купила .
@@shoutshout3575
В России как бы и еда напорядок дешевле в сравнении с США.
April 2020 hello 30k rubles is $407 now
@@MrKuriIIko ну спасибо, зачем напоминать(
Hahahahaha :"I dont even give money to women i know!" hahahahahaha
What's a women?
What's money?
I'm about to pimp out every female I know
Already got mini skirts and 10 copies of Just Dance
Modern day pimps man, instead of fedoras, gold chains and a bitch slapping hand they got glasses, custom build pc and knowledge of how to monetise your twitch streams
Bruh you don't even need any copy of just dance, youtube videos will suffice.
Don't you know the trick is not buying the game?
Why u got 10 copies of just dance
@@commentcopbadge6665
My sides are burntout by this, Jesus.
Whats a cats most hated line from toy story?
"To allinity and beyond"
I don't think we need to hate these people who ask for money. The people who actually GIVE THEM MONEY are the problem.
I agree with the part about feeling bad for ugly women although despite being ugly, even an ugly woman can get laid basically anytime with little to no effort as long as she's willing to be direct to the point.
Especially around closing time. Unless she is just straight up butt fugly, even a somewhat unattractive woman can get laid much easier than a slightly below average guy.
So fucking true
getting laid is a lot different when you're not the one risking pregnancy. Now if we lived in a correct world of Baphomets, then it would truly be a fair system
That's completely untrue. lol~ guys aren't as thirsty as you think they are in real life.
Woman are so powerful it's unbelievable. Or should i say it's sad that men are so lonely and desperate that they would give literally a hundred thousand to a girl for some attention.
A cute girl with a good body is literally impossible to fail in life. I wish i could dance on camera for 100k. Wtf would i be grinding hard in my career for lol.
Kap_DP 2006 account rare tbh
@@hyperdoge3908 Yeah, i was in high school when i made this account. Back when youtube hardly had anything on it lol.
@@hyperdoge3908 I think I made mine back in 2007, back when people used to upload cringy RP sonic bios with like punk rock music playing.
God, this site has changed over the years.
@@ateela15 I know how you feel, I don't think I could even do what she's doing due to the fact it would feel too easy and make me feel bad.
Shes basically conning people out of money and its awful. Yet at the same time I wish i could make that kind of money where i live.
I'm gonna start streaming while wearing a t-shirt with the bikini body printed on and a paper cutout of Alinity over my face. I'LL BE NIGH UNSTOPPABLE!!
life hack
This should be a trend on twitch
Chris Gunnels You would get banned for making fun of Alinity
I'd watch that
No matter how many of your videos I watch, that opening track and 'It's a GUNDAM!' soundbite never gets old.
She probably posts on social media about “the grind” and “hard work”
or maybe not. who knows?
Paul Power simp alert
@@TehXygen no, it is an pure speculation alert. the siren sounds similar, but is underfed with jealously-vibrations.
@@paulpower5028 r/woosh
@@FRAMEDSKATEKREW69 sry, wrong use
I was a bouncer for about 9 years in the late 80's thru the mid 90's and the thing that I learned in that time was that women have a way easier time getting men to throw them money then visa -versa. Girls drink free night and men pay 2x the price . And that is just one example of many horror shows that I did my best to save the drunk men from ruin.
Also this theory also works in the gay life style and its no different. The man man will work his ass off all week long just to blow it in 2 days like his straight counterpart just in the hunt for the BOOTY.
As always thank you for your time in reading and happy days ahead...
edward coviello please make a series of videos of your life as a bouncer that’ll be amazing bro
The booty changes a man 😔
@@davidmducc Many thank you's there Morokiyo and flattered. Oh the thousands of freaky stories to tell but I will leave you with 2 of my favorates
1: 1989 at a place called QE2 in Albany NY. Was doing last call and went into the men's room to let everyone know its gonna soon be that magical witching hour to have everyone go to their homes and hump it out, throw it up and sleep it off. So as I walk in, there is this rather drunk guy with his arm ELBOW DEEP into the Urinal to get the minty hockey puck shaped cake for sanitation and put it into his mouth... YEP HIS MOUTH.
So I sprinted over to stop him and knock it out of his hand back into the Urinal and he whips his head to look at me like he was Linda Blare from the Exorcist movie and with that drunk "ONE EYE PARTALY OPEN the other closed:" and has a scowl on his face and turns his attention back to the urinal cake and start to reach for it again like he had a mission from god to retrieve it, and when I knock it out of his hand back into the urinal I said "Sir you cannot eat that it's gonna kill you". To this day his answer was the most priceless bemoaning a drunk ever said. Now as he speaks his lines he is pointing back and forth between me and the cake. "There is this girl and shes hot. Said my breath was "STINKIE" .. AND ITS MINTY
At that point waked him back to the front of the bar and called Duffy's taxi and Cowboy and made sure he got home safe
2: 1992 and was a Friday night and around 2am when the "magic happened" as they say. Was checking ID's when a girl runs up with the look of HORROR in her eyes and expression and when I got her to calm down a bit she pointed to the dance stage and there was this 6'4inch woman of at least 280lbs going spastic dancing up there knocking into all sorts of people .
And she is just both rocking the floor and other peoples clocks with her elbows. Upon seeing this me and my bouncer wing mate Ron, we just look at eachother then back to her upon which we see her now STRIPPING, yep stripping down to the day she was born naked. So at that point me and Ron play "rock paper sissors" do deside who will go and get her off the stage and I LOST.
So as I approach the stage, she now starts to spin and when I mean spin, she is doing her best imitation of the engines from the old B24 liberators, but because of her size and girth of her 'SWEATER MEAT PUPPIES", they start to go airborne and everyone on that stage started to run for there're lives as they not only gained altitude but speed. Now almost everyone was giving this girl lots and lots of room till someone got to her but someone did not notice because when they get on the stage they tend to go into there're own world and this person as life would have it was MY EX and she is totally unaware of what is going on and I notice that my Ex's dancing was about to lead her right into the path of "SWINGING SWEATER MEAT OF DEATH" and I have to admit when I saw what was about to happen I slowed up to savor the moment that was about to happen. My Ex litteraly walked her face into the path of these swinging clubs of Provalone cheese balls right in the face and knocked her across the stage and it was all I could do from keeping a straight face upon impact.
When I finaly get to the stage and try to grab her it was a horror show. She had sweat so much that when I made conteact with her skin it was like trying to wrassle an EEL. Now couple that with her size, being naked but also this girl was HAIRY and had all sorts of razor stubble happening and oh the rub burn it gave me.
Ron finally seeing just how much trouble I was having ran up to help and grabbed a blanket from his trunk of his car so we could cover her up to make her decent. Once we got her to the front of the bar she completely collapses on the floor and starts to go into convultions and tries to swallow her tounge which I stopped. Once she was in the Ambulance on her way to Albany Med I was able to finnaly get that cold coke to enjoy cause that was thirsty work.
4 days later she comes back to say sorry and seems she had too much "party powder" and was hopping she did not hurt anyone
So Mo Mo hope you enjoiyed those 2 little tales of the past and thank you for reading as always....
@@RedMaitreya oh it does... I have seen grown ass men turn into Golem in the hunt for that booty but instead of bemoaning about a ring and his precious, they bemoan about BOOTY AND TAIL
Truth growing up my best friend was female. When we went clubbing she would buy one drink when we first got there. The rest of the night was drinks men bought her.
Imagine a world where MGTOW was mainstream, and THOTS had to be worth a damn or have a skill to get ahead in life.
Some day
That would be the best society. This is coming from a chick, which makes it even more hilarious. Hate simps. Blue pilled men who let women get away with this kind of shit.
we need more MGTOW, NO MORE FUCKING SOYBOYS
We can dream, no damn fairness of the sexes.
@@jaqdamsel Men already get blamed for everything.
I remember once two girls from high school who complained of another girl because she was too smart. And they "never get the chance to answer".
"She's just achieving her dream" holy god i'm dead. The way you said that. I be dead.
200k USD probably buys you a damn castle in Russia
2 in outer Mongolia
@@grampygamer8584 fckin mongolia is beautifull country !
It better, Infact its 13,200,800.00. In Russia
Not in the suburbs of Moscow or St. Petersburg. If you want a castle in good place - triple that.
But 200k could buy you nice house in Russia, that's for sure
Fools and their money are soon parted: the twitch business model.
Lol facts. The EA method.
I remember beggars being on the streets, begging for spare change when I was young. They moved to twitch now and want houses and hundreds of thousands dollars.
"Pussy's just a piece of meat, another means to eat!" - Tray Dee
I'm seriously thinking about getting a stripper to dance on twitch and then split the money
Arabian boi it could be great profits
That's not a bad idea....now, if I could just leave my basement and talk to a live girl I could the ball rolling on that.....
Genius but then that stripper or whatever would just leave once she found out and make her own stream. Plus strippers are not ones to share their own made money I know cause I lived with one.
@@Navrozs that bitch dont know how to work a computer lol
how do u think most of these twitch thots got their accounts made so well, you really think they setup it all by themselves?
Hm...I need to tell my girlfriend about twitch. We need a new apartment.
Sadly they got to be pretty jkjkjk
@@zacharyoconnor4176 eh, she fits the bill. Everything else is camera magic.
@@alexduta7469 I bet she would love that her boyfriend sees her as "eh, fits the bill"
@@nocturnalnights27 lmao
@@nocturnalnights27 she knows and she's interested.
"I dont even give money to women i know" Well said sir!
Honestly can't blame her. If these loosers want to waste their money then let them. If I was in her position I'd do the same damn thing and milk them for every cent.
Yeah, thats the sad part
I can't blame her, but who are these idiots paying her?
How much of the cash donated goes to the Russian Mob.
Papa Gundam! You finally got an ad on an upload instantly!
Edit: TH-cam has forsaken us, it won't even let me watch those cursed yellow pixels to give you some pocket change. DAMMIT.
"Girl makes hundreds of dollars watching a game on TH-cam and pretending like she's playing it"
*Twitch:* I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
"yank my beef like you're pulling carrots out of the ground" XD
I will never understand how guys pay money to these women and get nothing out of it.
That's exactly my thought. I don't get mad at the streamer, it's the donors that should get all the ire. If I was a woman with a cute face/giant breasts I'd be sc caming on twitch too.
Frankly, throwing money at a girl you *are* dating is a dead investment. Of course, that's a lesson learned by actually meeting girls. There seems to be an unending supply of losers ready to make mediocre girls wealthy.
Think of all the women running up five or six figures in college debt, thinking that was the key to success. So much for the feminist dream.
with als those money they could fuck lots of hookers.
@@jamestaylor9151 I do get mad at the streamers personally. It's emotional manipulation. These streamers luring losers/incels into believing they have a chance with them, going as far as lying and claim to be single and shit like that. It's a combination of emotional manipulation on the streamer's side, emotional thirst/void/exhaustion on the donor side and feminism conditioning lads to "save all women" and thus being chivalrous to these financial vampires.
Ultimately, it's a social conditioning and it's what's to blame imo.
The guy that gave 120k I'm is getting something what that is?_? Who knows._.
I'm hereby apologizing for the whole Russian nation. I'm sorry papa Gundam
And dont forget papa Vladimir
It’s a bunch of American guys doing the donating so I suppose our weak men are the ones to blame.
Don't apologize. Just cyka blyat and rash b
Idiots come from many nations. Also, slavs are based compared to americans, we don't have to deal with the majority of BS that is happening in other parts of the world.
Don't be. Thirsty desperate men are in all culture's and nations
Was about to shoot up my local dollar store but you know I can't miss when ol papa gundam uploads
xxxdevil the hell? lol
Dude i need some ones rn
Same. Same......
Why the store when you can get higher kill count in school
1:18 SHE DIDN'T EVEN BUY THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:26 This is perfectly cut 😂😂😂
Damn I had to break my back in order for the marines to give me 100k.
Lol ugly woman here I appreciate your pain for us.... funny asf video, she knew her body would get her, her money... simple as that...
No such thing.
Invest in plastic surgery' stay way from carbs and refined sugar, and you would be amazed, even if you was a 2 and jumped to a 5....! Ha
Dont worry, it dont matter if youre ugly. Even if you were, you still got tits and a pussy, youll still get money $$$
Lol what! She’s not sexy and flat Chested
The Painkiller Do you know that she’s wearing a bra ?! What the size of her boobs without it?! and she’s just bones ! I don’t like girls like that..starving themselves in the name of perfection.
Honestly at this point I wouldn't surprised if she got a boyfriend
And he's probably spending most of it
We call that a pimp where I'm from, lol.
I'm glad I stumbled across this video. Finally a critic with humor, great job sir
I am fine with chumps giving women money of their own free will.
The real problem is when Big Daddy government takes from me and gives my money to women. No consent required. No thanks given either.
I suspect that the reason why those chumps are so free with that money, is because they are probably on some form of government assistance. If they had to face starvation, i highly doubt that they would so free with the donations.
And the same likelihood of getting laid by the one taking your money: 0%.
@@The-Man-On-The-Mountain It's the myth of women's independence.
@@naughtyhieroglyph669 I don't think so, there are far more people getting paid ooga booga money to do just BS non-work because their daddy owns the company or some 90 year old boomer hired the kid with a college paper they paid for with mom and dad's money etc etc then most people want to believe.
I mean there are far more of us working our asses off and getting paid shit, BUT there is plenty of brainless fuckwits with more money then they can even spend then people want to believe.
The wage gap is real. Have's and have nots is basically a reality at this point. That dude that gave this thot 120k? He is prolly like 30-ish, single, bought and paid for his quarter million dollar home in less then 5 years, and owns 3 cars, and just didn't know what else to do with that other half of last year's salary laying around because this year's is already piling up around him.
The difference even in earning 40k a year in the USA and..... heck not even 6 figures, I would say 80k or 90k a year..... the difference in lifestyle and the choices for spending people can make is just unreal.
Hard times create strong men
Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
♠You are here
Weak men create hard times
And the cycle repeats.
some strong men go for hibernation mate i tell ya. waiting for the right time to express themselves
We are past weak men (boomers) create hard times.
@You are Wasting Your Time Reading this That's the only thing which will help man survive mate.
They are not weak, they are complete dumbasses.
She gets a few hundred thousand in a month from admiring people looking cute, I will most likely not even get 120 compliments during my entire life.
Holy shit I can't imagine how insane it would feel like if thousands of people cared about me, let alone wanted to buy me a house. Hell, it would be insane if a dozen people did.
And we males are so priviliged, I'm told... Psh....
Sad thing is, most of these skanks turn around and shit on the guys in their chat.....pretty much treat them like garbage and the fools keep throwing money at them.
*The darkness grows*
Work out, work hard, and be as autistic as possible. Godspeed, King.
@@viktordickinson7844 I got the 3rd one covered so I'm 33% there. Hell yeah.
@@sarcasm-83 keep er goin bud
"Yank my beef like you are pulling carrots out of the ground", almost died laughing!
My 5 member family is about to move into our “dream home”, it’s $90,000 and I’ll be paying it off for the next 20 years. These thots are wild bro...
Work smarter not harder
Steven Lopez Rios
YOU-GOD-DAMN-RIGHT !!!!
* high five *
Never been so happy to watch an ad in its entirety before a video
You made it to the first minute I have ads before they are taken away and I have to wait 72 hours to get them back.
:o it’s the man. The myth. The legend.
You often upload while I’m at work so I just watch soon as they’re uploaded, ^~^ makes my night every time!
But hey even if ads get taken away I’m doin my part on patreon!
She's not a THOT, she's a strong and empowered woman! Who also needs thirsty men to give her stuff please k thx. 🤦♀️
If you've ever seen a subscription surge live, it's an amazing thing to behold.
It's the virtual equivalent of horny drunk guys at a strip club throwing their money on stage for a dancing girl. The money just keeps rolling in like crazy.
And the really smart girls will prearrange to have her cohorts gift a huge amount of fake subs so that she can act all shocked and get emotional. That really gets the ball rolling.
The boys on Twitch made it to Be Captain Save A Hoe site that's the name of it
I looked up info about buying a house after watching this and I was shocked. For me it meant a lifetime paying $1500 a month mortgage. I couldn't understand, but then I realised...
I don't have a vagina.
1st world problems: I'm not getting enough money from random men to pay for my mansion and be a single home owner before I'm 25. 3rd world problems: My dad was eaten when Lions moved in next door, mom has AIDS, and I'm going to be forced into the militia after I turn 10 years old.
Lololol
I want to win the lottery just to give it to you. I just.....can't.
"I don't even give money to women I know." FACTS!
Gundam Escapes from New York: Revenge of the fluff
Sounds like either a video game or a movie.
I was gone all weekend working my tail off and it's nice to come back to the office with a little It'sAGundam!!! You never let me down!
I'm officially done with this world. I moving on and building a shelter. Feel free to join me.
Can I bring my George Foreman grill?
Did you call me?
@@NovantisGrimwal Yes sure sure and if your Canadian do bring Maple Syrup.
@@imdone8243 yes. show me de wae.
@@raygenrogue5261 it's easy. Just stare into the black void. Once it states back at you, close your eyes and live in denial for the rest of your life, making you dangerous mentally unhealthy.
Gundam, she's creating Quality Content! This is Quality Content! She deserves your support and she hasn't even been abroad! She's humble and doesn't want to flash her money or success at anyone, she's a good girl. Hahahhahhaha
Her instagram shows a luxury lifestyle.
Hahaha I love the "elevator music" gundam plays when he's breaking shit down
Well elevator music has a tendency to piss people off so good music choice for Gundam.
Btw we should watch Gundam videos 3 days late. So a least he gets a feew dollars for his work.
She probably didn’t even buy the house, lmao.
Sometimes this conspiracy theory pops in my head that what if this isn't just thirsy dudes on the net, but some elaborate system set up to move money, or donations to coporate interests or individuals through twitch as to make the paper trail harder to follow, for nefarious purposes.
I know it's highly unlikely though, given how much simping I've witnessed with my own eyes, but it's still a fun idea to entertain myself with.
Wow, thats kinda deep lol. It could be to clean drug money too! She could be a front to clean the money and she gets paid pennies for it. Plot thickens......
That's pretty interesting to think about...lol
With the bonus of SJW propaganda for any narrative purpose that isn't allowed to be criticised
@@drutez I mean, it's the perfect cover. We've seen enough girls that are effectively untouchable when it comes to violating the ToS, from animal abuse, nudity, language, and speeding. So what's a little money laundering but maybe a 30 day suspension. XD
@@xXKcinXx Not bad....not bad at all. And remember....it's not a conspiracy theory if it's true.....