my boss fingers my work peanut butter (w/ Rainie & Will) | Perfect Person Ep. 66
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The way Tube does those fake giggles... id drop them too. Their entire communication style reeks of condescension.
I am so glad miles doesn’t let people who seem to be in the wrong just try to convince him of their narrative. It is such a skill to do it in a way that doesn’t make them shut down
The jab at Ned and then the collective silent giggling killed me!
wait where?
21:18
@@breejeannethank you!😊
Tube does NOT pass the vibe check - kudos to the wrecking ball crew for being so nice to them. Also, Rainie looks great and I want to thank Will for introducing "milquetoast" into my lexicon.
Great way to put it. She did NOT pass the vibe check with me either.
Yeah I feel like they were really trying not to hate on her since she's the caller... I hope the friends see the pod and call in!
@@youtubeuser4997 they did a great job at being nice to her
"I'm happy for you and your dog, but can you just keep your fingers, maybe *out* of my peanut butter."
-William Bernard Whitwer
"wittle mean"? TBH, I'm relieved for the friends that dropped Tube.
It’s wild that she doesn’t understand what the problem was.
tube put herself on a non-existent podium, invalidated all her ex-friends feelings, and had the most evil of all evil laughs all in one phone call.
not allowing someone who IS as mean as they say and who is a bad friend to them into their home isn’t childish! maybe the tarot card reading gave this guy the final push to cut her off for good and i’m proud of them!
hope ALL the ex-friends are listening to this and saying “is this play about us?” and laughing it off because of how misconstrued Tube made the story out to be
I’m dying at Rainie fishing for compliments at the end because I was totally going to say that her advice for Tube was perfect. It’s pretty clear that there’s a LOT more to this story and I lowkey think Tube sounds like a villain, but Rainie presented that possibility in a way that was kind and promoted personal growth and honestly I’m super here for it!
As a straight man listening to this pod, I feel validated.
same!
I love the pivot from telling caller 1 that they are ALWAYS on the side of the caller to idk tube seems kinda fucked up
And to be clear i am also on the side of fuck tube. I just think it was fun foreshadowing
If Tube talks to people with that tone. I see why 6 people decided to cut bait.
Ok, so basically this episode just proves that Miles, Rainie and Will need to start another podcast (The Wrecking Ball Crew) where they just talk about randomnesses, because for a while there I was like, do we really have to answer the phone lines?? I could literally sit and listen to the 3 of them forever! 😅
The best idea ever!!! I need them just chatting
Yeahhhhh gonna need a feminine ciao next time
for real
Obsessed with Rainie citing The Odyssey . Truly elevated the intellectual tenor.
She so smaahhhhht
Miles's face at this moment really got me (59:11)
when the caller said “we’re theater people” I said YEAH WE KNOW lol
so sorry to tube if you’re reading this but the vibes during that story were SINISTER and i’m positive there’s more to the story than was told!!!!
Would be very interested to hold a round table with the group of friends who banished her, and Tube so we can hash this all out, LIVE IN FRONT OF 30,000 PEOPLE!!!!
@@PerfectPerson miles if anyone can get this done it is YOU
100% she said they said she was mean and her tone the whole time told on her tbh.
Plus Tube had an evil laugh and came off as a passive aggressive witch 🧙♀️
i’d drop her for the sole reason of her usage of the word slay 🤷🏻♀️
"this is why they pay me the big bucks" -Miles, referring to himself because he's an entrepreneur 💀
unfortunately I think if an entire group of people drops you it’s usually your fault … any time I’ve known someone who was like “yeah everyone in my life dropped me and idk why” I usually figure out why pretttttyyyy soon lol
I agree…unfortunately, I’ve been in Tube’s position but unlike her, I knew why and learned my lesson 😓
LITERALLY had a roommate in undergrad whose community college and hs friends "dropped her" or "betrayed her" and we just thought "damn she just has such bad luck". Only to have an extremely petty and drama filled year and eventually she moved out and stopped hanging with us. The house was sooo peaceful after that. And last I heard, we were the roommates who "randomly turned against her" 🙄
@@attabooiioh my GOD why did this also happen to me
do yall ever have like that one final attempt of "hey this is the issue" sorta convo? how do you have that conversation or do you avoid the conflict altogether if you feel like they're not worth the bother?
@@tomomyuu well with me, after a really tense summer with all the other roommates, we found out that she just would gossip and tried to turn all of us against each other. It was only after she left that we realized that all of our problems with each other stemmed from shit she told us about.
We tried one more time at reconciliation by inviting her to one of our birthdays (the bday girl was super close to her and used to be her best friend before college) but at the party, she pretty much ignored all of us and when it came to sing happy birthday with the cake, she literally chose to sit in the other room instead and talked to random people we didn't really know. So we all just kinda gave up on reconciling after that
gotta be honest, im getting the same vibes from tube that i do from those "am i the asshole" posts where they only tell half the story in their favor...
100%. I have a feeling she is a mean girl...
for real cause how does an entire friend group just drop you like that? like you definitely did something 😅
omg yes, i was thinking the exact same thing.
i'm sorry i gotta say it, dunking on n*d is the gift that keeps on giving. it gets me every damn time
miles was so good with the tarot friend caller this is why they pay him the big bucks
the last caller is very likely an unreliable narrator just based on how she spoke. unless you're an fbi agent or amazing actor, no way that vitriol she expressed wasn't felt by her friends. they probably all are people with issues around conflict diffusing. i can imagine her view of the theatre meeting is also skewed but the tarot card excuse is hilariously bad. makes me so glad not to be in college anymore, it's like high school caffeinated.
I knew as soon as she dropped the "Ew" and the tone of her voice that she was fullll of shit
yeah... I have a gentle boundary that if she calls back to the show, I'll skip it.
Yeah she was defensive the moment they started talking
it’s one of those fun situations where everyone’s handling it so poorly
I think her passive aggressive/ fake nice thing is what have me a bad vibe. No hate at all, I just hope she sees this and recognizes that it actually is better just to be straight forward with people, especially when you have an issue!
When tube said “you haven’t seen me in a month” instead of “I haven’t seen you in a month” gave me the ick.
Tube sounds so condescending with their tone and they definitely sound mean 😗
I'm so sorry but Tube's vibes were rancid 😭something was so off with that call and i absolutely feel like most of the story wasn't being told
A+ episode though I found myself literally laughing out loud numerous times 😂
@@sunnyeeveedude i was listening while in the grocery store and when the guy said that his boss opened the new, unopened jar of peanut butter, my jaw literally dropped and i had to cover my mouth with my hand 😂
rancid was the exact word that came to mind after i listened to that call!
apologies to tube but i'm kinda siding with the friends just off of the vibes of that call 👀 the laughing it off + thinking theres nothing wrong theyve completely done is giving me toxic friendship ptsd
Makes me feel icky when she laughs passive aggressively
@@Sayj14 ikr i was so uncomfortable the whole time 😭
Advice that will go for Miles - check your PB before giving to dogs. They sometimes use Xylitol, and that is VERY toxic.
Additionally, most regular commercial brands are high in sugar and palm oil, neither of which is great for dogs.
As for the PB fingering boss, write on the jars - "fingers" and "no fingers" so it's clear to everyone that someone is fingering your peanut butter without confrontation. If he continues to finger the non-finger PB, you will have a clear argument.
This is so funny😂😂
Yes thank you! And be warned that it is also called “birch sugar” on some labels. I am a former vet tech and am so angry that companies do this because people stopped buying brands with xylitol for this reason. Sneaky and scary.
Now I'm picturing the work table littered with jars of peanut butter labelled "no fingers" with the "no" part crossed off all of them. Thank you for this gift.
😂😂😂
The friend being dropped sounds suspicious 👀 there HAS to be more
Rainie is so pretty. Sweetest human ever. Wish her all the positivity and light in her influencer era
I feel for the guy in Tube's story who said he wanted to take a break as friends. I've been in a situation where a lot of other people dropped someone (for good reason), but I felt bad for them and felt like I should keep talking to them even though they made me feel icky and I knew deep down the friendship wasn't good for me. When I tried to just let things fizzle out naturally, they wouldn't allow that to happen, and I eventually had to tell them I didn't think our friendship was good for me and I was moving on. I feel like the tarot card reading telling him to prioritize himself might have just been the nudge he needed to listen to a voice that was already there telling him to cut this person off.
I obviously feel for the caller because this is a hard thing to go through and it's really hard to confront your own mistakes and times you need to make changes in your own life, but it definitely sounds like they're the common denominator in this situation, and like many other commenters have said, this person's tone doesn't pass the vibe check. This is something that talking to a therapist could be really good for, in my opinion.
I super appreciate Miles and the Wrecking Ball Crew for being honest and willing to point out when callers might be in the wrong or need to consider other perspectives.
I’m in that boat rn. Tube sounds EXACTLY like the person I’m dealing with too. If it weren’t for her saying her age and college thing I’d be convinced it was my friend. She’s been dropped by everyone and I have to tip toe around in every which way just to hang out with those people too, otherwise she blows up at me. She causes a ton of drama and has that same passive-aggressive tone. She plays victim a lot. I’m trying to do the right thing though and not leave her completely alone because that sucks too. But man it’s stressful and hard to keep my mouth shut
@kshoo9491 Ive been there. You have to do what's best for you at some point though and if this person is causing you stress, unnecessary and tiring drama, or just making you feel bad about yourself (that's what was happening to me when I tried to stay friends with someone that everyone else had dropped) then dropping them may be the best option. It took me a long time to learn this but being kind to someone who is costing you your peace of mind is not worth it. You are prioritizing them over yourself and if they wouldn't do the same then you should consider distancing yourself. Selfish and not self-aware friends are very difficult to keep in your life without their negative energy taking a toll on you.
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I got mean girls vibes from Tube, it made me feel like i was listening to my middle school bullies😅
I hope they can take the advice and find deeper relationships in the future.
Not Rainie coming in with the most profound mythology reference 🤯 love it
I feel for the caller about working at a private school. Private schools are more toxic work environments than any place I’ve ever worked.
LOVING a feminine ciao🤌🏽
If Rainie has one fan it's me. If Rainie had no fans i'm dead. I'm not just saying that because Rainie said to compliment her at the end of the episode. I'm 80% sure i'm DMed her that before.
listening to miles on perfect person, the try pod, and pmi means i have heard soooooo much about the finiteness of life lately
Hahahaha I am absolutely listening to HALF an audiobook and bragging about it on every platform possible
@@PerfectPersonyou haven’t even finished omg girl
I had to skip tube's segment. Something was off and man, her personality/voice was intense. Whew... 😅 this is the wrecking crew is so good at this. ❤
I also wanted to skip it because the tone of her voice reminded me of my bullies. I kept listening though because I was curious how Miles and co will handle the call.
I'm honestly so relieved that they saw through Tube yet managed to stay nice to them while absolutely clocking their vibes and you could tell they all felt a bit icky about their energy. Especially Rainie seemed to have a hard time with them.
Is anyone else picking up on Rainie adopting Miles’ inflection when she says certain phrases😂❤
“Zach dies” took me outtttt 💀😂
pray for tube she’s in denial😫🫡😫
As the show’s gotten more popular, the episode titles have gotten more unhinged and I love it
obSESSED with the facial journey during Tube's call especially Rainie's when the caller brought up the theater meeting
The only people I've ever met that talk like Tube have ALWAYS been The Drama
"ThAts a ReAlly InTerestinG DevELopmenT 🥴" oh my goodness
Super unrelated to the contents of this pod, but as a plus size girlie I really appreciate how wide the seat is on Miles’s guest seats ❤️ Straight sized people don’t always remember to be inclusive with seating options for plus size people, but I KNOW my fat ass would fit comfortably in those chairs, and that’s very nice.
Rainie is so pretty!! 😭 And shes so funny and smart and I'm proud of her for running!!
ngl, as i’m picturing the peanut butter scenario, i’m picturing Link and i’m sorry for also putting that image in your head.
edit: had to double back, oof, that last call…i have so many words and i’m proud of miles for asking the hard questions. cause they were definitely the common denominator.
Can we all take a moment to appreciate will's slicked back hair?
I'm a simple gal, I see the wrecking ball crew I click
what I would give for you guys to do a full round table discussion with everyone involved whenever you get a call like tubes
Rainie we love you and you ARE so pretty lol 💜 thank you to the wrecking ball crew for another stunning episode, the vibes in these calls were such a variety and I was here for every minuteeee
I've been friends with the type of person that claims people drop them for "no reason", and I'm just going to say Tube's vibes were off right away Dx. Almost couldn't sit and listen to her talk.
I was late to the pod because I was setting up a fence for my goats.
hell yes
Rainie!! You are such a light and you shine so bright. Like an Odysseus reference?? You’re so cool and every time you pop up in a video it’s an immediate click for me🩷 Thank you for being you!
So Rainie’s Roman Empire is the story of Odysseus.
WRECKING BALL CREW!!! 💪🏽 LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
The shade they throw at Ned and then proceed to silently giggle. Incredible.
1:05:35: hey Will....someone's being mean to our friend Will and we will NOT stand for it
The peanut butter boss needs to be stopped 😩😩😩
Rainie's so pretty. (And she looks like she gives good hugs)
My freshman year of highschool I got dropped by my entire friend group and they told me why. I was upset for a bit and tried to put the blame on them, but then I actually used what they said to better myself and now I have the bestest friends ever AND I’m a much more mature person from it. I think tube needs some self reflection and an honest conversation 🧘♀️
OK Rainie should be getting paid to read and respond to work texts outside of normal work hours!!
I dont usually judge a person without knowing them first but for some reason i dont think id be friends with tube. 😅😂
Rainie is so pretty 😊💕
Idk, Tube kinda sounds like she might indeed be the drama
Always happy to see the wrecking ball crew!!! Best day of the week ❤
Rainie you are so pretty! You are stunning, iconic, beautiful, hilarious… 10/10 perfect human energy ❤✨
I mean so far, Rainie is definitely my favourite guest! I love her on the TryPod too.
That peanut butter story sounds like a health and safety matter
I wish I could hear y’all convo after the pod 😂 that’s gotta be good! The GOSSIP!!
As for Tube, it could be anything, if could be the theater drama, it could be everyone drunk in college and misunderstandings/ heightened emotions, jealousy either way or weird vibes etc. Would love to hear from the other people, but I'd just tell Tube to move on and chill with people who want to be friends like the crew told her.
Could be that she is 4 years older and they dont vibe with her anymore
“Zach dies.” *everyone CACKLES*
Excuse me??! 😂😂
Rainie is wise beyond her years!! Her advice to the special education teacher to assess if it's really worth getting credit for a good idea being implemented in a less ideal way. It sounds like the caller does have great ideas and the energy to make a change in these students' lives, but it's definitely a marathon and not a sprint.
Will taking the peanut butter question so seriously is sending me
This is a big hell yeah brother moment
this podcast is such an art form tbh the way yall investigate situations so well
This show makes my Wednesdays 😂 i clicked so fast when i saw the wrecking ball crew on the cover 🎉🎉
Can someone please tell me why I get Will and Jared confused for one another? Also, I think they need to make a Prince and the Pauper movie together.
It's because they are both big sweeties!
I do too!! Something about their facial expressions and laughter, maybe. And just the way they speak overall. Lots of similar mannerisms.
Miles! I often miss out on your videos because your thumbnail has a thin red-orange border that resembles TH-cam’s “previously watched” timeline (the red bar across the bottom) and think I’ve already watched through but haven’t. It’s such a weird observation but thought I’d mention it in the case you see this and are willing to A/B test lol.
Oh my gosh your comment is so old but I have the same problem!! I’m going back & listening to the ones I’ve missed right now
I was listening on Spotify and just HAD to come over to the TH-cam comments to see if anyone else was getting bad vibes from Tube’s story. Glad I’m not alone 😰
same! ran over here after that call
I was listening while driving and immediately pulled up TH-cam once I parked lol. The vibes were off!
Do you mind making about seven of these eps a week please?
We are simple people, our needs are not vast. One episode a day will suffice.
Just here to confirm that yes your audience is 100% theatre kids. I have 2 engineering degrees and work in software, BUT did theatre all through high school and university, all my friends are theatre/improv people, and i would still get into community theatre in a heartbeat if i came across an opportunity.
The teacher call was so crazy because it’s exactly my situation including being a nepo baby, working with former teachers, and pitching profiles. The only difference is that I’m an ESL teacher lol who knew there were so many of us out there
36:30 "what kinda dog?" 😂😂❤
LMFAO the priORITIES!
my manager at Keith and Becky’s favorite V-Day spot stuck his fingers in the honey mustard to lick them ALLLLLL THE TIME and when we called HR she told us it “sounded like he was just joking around to lighten the mood”
RAINEY IS SOOOOOO PRETTY but more importantly, has a heart of fricking GOLD. Will, I hope you are found by a person who appreciates your zest for life, your intellect, and your infectious laugh and that she makes ungodly amounts of quiet corporate money and takes you on trips around the world just for you to wear stained old clothes that she's annoyed with but accepts because she loves you as you are lmao CIAO
I have a friend who fought with me after a tarot reading. I didn’t know and was paid to read someone he was dating. The reading was not good and he said I purposefully sabotaged his relationship. I had no idea it was the guy he was dating. 😂
WOW the first person talking abt if you care too much at work you burn out !!! feeling it !! why is her story literally the epitome of being young people in a corporate space today
Currently re-watching this drunk out of my mind because it is my comfort episode 😭
damn tube sounds so judgemental .. i’m not surrounding myself with toxic ppl sorry tube im number 7
Tube has that crazy laugh…
tubes vibe was RANCID…..maybe it’s the theater kid in them and wanting to put on a performance for the show but still..6 people don’t drop u for nothing and their vibe during the call was just off…very victim complex-y. 😵💫
Rancid is a perfect way to describe the vibes.
I had a dream last night that someone was wearing a hat that said “ciao” and the only logical conclusion my brain came to was that this person was a fan of the wrecking ball crew and so I was like “ciao? Like? Miles & Rainie and Will?” And they were like “OBVIOUSLY YES” As if this was the only reason ANYONE would be wearing something that says ciao. So basically my brain has decided you guys have ownership of a very well known french greeting. CIAO
*edit to add that I have been informed ciao is not in fact french but Italian.
bestie i’m so sorry ciao isn’t french 😭😭😭
@@clairegopaul4977you’re so right bc it’s actually just a word invented and solely used for the wrecking ball crew purposes (also I am uneducated obviously 😭)
@@clairegopaul4977it’s the way I almost googled to make sure it was French and was like “no that’s definitely right” and went on with my life
@@miriamfhu7062 i’m crying good for u love the confidence
i know so many Tubes…
I’m sooo sorry. So toxic
Rainie STUNNING with the looks this week
The finesse. The elegance. The advice no matter who , happens. And I love that🖤 advice for the people! ❤
Rainie is SO pretty!! Like wow!!!
Downloading the pod so that I can watch/hear it during my work!!!
tube is the perfect name for tube and we all know it
Oof Tube, being dropped by SIX people. That’s no small number, and you gotta do some self-reflection
No ik she asked us to say this but Rainie literally is so pretty