🤣🤣🤣 I do the exact same thing 😂😂😂 everyone around me be looking at me all crazy every time I would, I would just say "it's too quiet, they up to something" and every time i was right 😳🤣.
Sadly, as a child I emptied out an Urn thinking it was a large ash tray with ashes from cigarettes that I learned was bad for you in Elementary school.😢 The look of my Fathers face 😯😟🥺😡 ...and the slight smirk on my mother's face 😏 ...let me know those weren't ashes from cigarettes and I also learned that my mother didn't like whomever those ashes belonged to anyways 🤣🤣🤣 I prayed about it. I think God and the person has forgiven me🙏🏾
I just wrote it and yes, the babies cry when bothered...they be str8 silent when they diggin it lol The baby probably try to rub the powder in bess she could lol
Forumla is already expensive, imagine walking in and seeing you toddler pouring 148 dollars worth of Enfamil on your infant! I would be supressing a shout, I swear 😭✋🏾
I had this happen with my children with formula.. I didn’t think of it being because they want to help feed their sibling that’s a better explanation from what I tell my kids 10 years 10 years later lol.😂
Bought a box of Band-Aids with cute animals on them . Left them out 3 year old niece found them. Covered from head to toe. Looked at me like 'what did you think would happen?' I stared at her, and just said out loud, 'you are right'. Couldn't even get mad.
Every word is truth! How many times did I run from one side of the house to the other because the kids were too quiet. If they stop fussing and fighting they're working together and that's what brings the danger.
....I love it! I would yell to my (then) 3yr old, 'what are you doing in there?', his reply..'getting into trouble', that was my cue to get up and go see to prevent us both from catching a case, him for a whipping (old skool here) and me from my Mama, cause he is the only grandchild!!
5 lb container of pancake mix, four lb tin of gingersnaps, 10 lb bag of flour, my jar of Nivea face cold cream, all of these items have been attacked by the 2nd and 3rd minions within SECONDS
I dont hear them for 3 minutes....i start yelling what are you doing? What am i going to fix? Lol! My 1.5 year old grandson, yesterday took a whole bag of hot Cheetos, poured it all over the floor, clothes basket, and himself...wishing 40 seconds and started to eat it with no problem. I learned not to judge parents. These kids work quick..just seconds not minutes
My sons came out with maxi pads all over them! I stood speechless as the three of them looked at each other. The oldest finally spoke up on behalf of the 3 of them and said “mama We sorry for playing with your diapers” I just walked away....
Facts. I told my soon to be 2 yr old “1 moment”. And in that said moment he reached up on the counter pulled the whole bowl of oatmeal on himself. The shock/ the anger/ the satisfaction. This ain’t for the weak 👀
When my grand was 2-3 yrs old..she decided to polish her toes, knees, legs and thighs. Hold on! She didn't like the color so she poured a whole bottle of polish remover over all of the areas just mentioned. Polish every darn where!
Sometimes you gotta try it on to see if the color is the right fit for you. In this case, she decided at the last minute that it wasn't. It be like that sometimes 😂
Loorrddtt nothing but FACTS!! Cooking dinner yesterday and kids quiet! Turn around and my 2yr old using a damn crayon on my wall! Woo weeeee! EJ you hit this one!!
@UCL-NLThXgS6WWG5pMFrAGkA bahahhahahaha girlll a penis!?!? That’s how I felt yesterday with magic eraser one of the blue crayons just keeps smearing omg
I was watching my 6 year old niece. She was quiet. I called her name. She came out of the bathroom with shaving cream on her face and a razor, shaving her face. I freaked!! 😱 This is the same girl that hid under my bed with my cell phone and called my job while I was home sick and sleep. She's now 19. I still can't leave her alone, because she touches everything!
🎶Shaving cream🎶My friend and I locked ourselves in the bathroom and covered the floor with my dad's shaving cream so we could skate around the floor in our bare feet 😂. But we were old enough to know he would in fact kill us, so we cleaned the floor (by skating around on soaking wet washcloths). The only evidence left was an empty can of shaving cream and a fresh, masculine scent in the air.
Yes ! My son was 2 and put him and my fresh bottle of baby powder on the bed, went to the bathroom came out and he and the bed was COVERED 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He's 10 now but the flashback was funny
I don't let but 2 minutes of silence go by before I'm calling names. I have walked into my kitchen to a pool of dishwashing soap, had stickers on my wall, found out they wrote on the wall behind my bed, a toddler covered head to toe in baby powder, and broken eggs in my fridge. Never realize how tall they're getting until they reach something I thought I had put out of their reach.
My son got quiet on me while taking a bath...I walked in on him and he had a whole entire laundry bin, with the dirty clothes in the bath with him...I got pictures of it, so I can show him later on. Kids and silence...my daughter she got silent on me one day too (well I accidentally fell asleep) wake up and she comes in with makeup all on her face...😳
One Christmas our daddy put our Christmas presents in a garbage bag and put the bag on the roof to keep us from finding them. How do I know? We found them. I was 4, my other sisters were 8 & 10.
Mine got in the Baby Powder, powdered her Dad, who was sleeping on the Bed, and the whole Bedroom. I was cleaning up powder for weeks. Looked like a snow blizzard in my Bedroom.
I have a picture in my phone right now of my grandson covered in Vaseline. My mother in law tried to spank him and I said no you can't spank him for getting into something you left out! My husband told him to come here and put some of that on paw paw legs!! We all couldn't do anything but laugh! #KidsGoneKid 🤣🤣🤣
My three year old niece does stuff like this all the time. A few weeks ago she greased her body down in coconut oil. She can even reek havoc in the dark. She has night vision!😂🤣
......my sons are adults now...they made it BUT....the day I walked in the room and the baby boy (still in diapers) was COVERED with baby powder and his brother (2 years older)...said upon being questioned......"I wanted him to look like a clown.".........(y'all stop laughing, and thank Jesus they made it to manhood!!)
WAIT!?! That baby said he wanted him to look like a clown?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing! I have a 3 and 4 year old, I can totally see that happening
I remember watching my nephew's lil boy. I had to use the bathroom bad. So I cracked open the door so I could listen out. My "spidey sense" said he did something. I didnt see or hear him do it. But I had this feeling. He went home and I cut on the lights to the upstairs. No lights, he went inside the circuit breaker and clicked off all the buttons.
Facts! Lol, my then 3year old took every one of a 36 pack of Playtex ultra tampons and opens them all.. I just knew I had failed as a parent when I just cried at the loss of my 9 dollars ctfu!!
Last time it was quiet in my house the slime was all over the table, the carpet, the fridge. I've never seen such lime green chaos in such a short span. I swear I turned around for maybe 30 seconds.
First time I ever left my youngest son with his big brother. 4year old lock my 14 yr old son outside in the rain. While he was sitting on the couch eating all the snacks up. My 14 year old son call me told what happened to him. I finally came home to see him cover in mud and rain water. My four year old son was knock out on the couch. He told me at 11 years old, he wanted his baby brother to stay at the hospital for good. Now boys are 20 years old n soon be 9 years old. Still act like can't stand each other.
In our LTC class, the officer blew our minds talking about *real* gun safety. (Take the class fr fr) All our little imaginings about the "safe" ways to store a firearm were totally deconstructed. #1: if you can't get to it and be ready to fire in T-30 seconds, it will be useless to you when you need it. #2: A parent's favorite hiding spot up on the shelf in the back of the closet might as well be the kids' toybox. He demonstrated how small children turn into Beautiful Minds when they want to get to something. He showed them a bag of candy and put it up there where the parents had been keeping their gun, and told them if they can get it they can have the whole bag. Their little minds got to work and they figured it out... fast. We arranged the officer to come to our house to teach the class. Everyone should take it, fr.
GIRL! I made the mistake of putting makeup on in front of my youngest Granddaughter when she was almost 4, and she hasn’t wanted to color in her coloring books since, my colors that I put on my face looks so much more interesting. I can not tell you how many times I’ve told her that my vanity is off limits. But one day I got a text that a package had been delivered and I went to retrieve it from my porch, and I doubt that it was a minute. But it was enough time for her to have mashed my Good lipstick all over her face. Had the nerve to look at me like she wanted to say “I would do it again”.
My Lil cousin was quiet once...he was setting the bunkbeds on fire...with his brother in the top bunk. Thank God for mirrored TV units, else we all would have met our maker.
Not a parent but when I'm in charge of a house filled with 7 kids as the oldest I know some bullshit is going down somewhere and imma have a whole load of questions that'll need answering 😭😳
And that's why I make 'em stay in the same room. Better safe than srry cuz when the kids mess up, the parents gonna be looking at you like its your fault even tho those kids do the same when the parents are home too smh
When I was about two or three, I was somehow able to climb out of my car seat, while the car was in motion and after hearing the horns of the cars behind her, my mom turned around to find me swinging from the open car door. Fast forward 34 years later and I'm proud to be childfree. 🥴🤣😂
When my little sister was three my mother got her dressed for church one Sunday morning and sat her in front of the TV while she finished getting ready. She heard the toilet flush, went in the bathroom and the child was standing in the toilet, in her Sunday socks and shoes, trying to flush herself. Today she's grown and is always in church.
you ain't never lied! my son at 2 powder on the floor and my daughter everything from hair oil, asymetric cut 3 plaits, and a gallon of milk not all at once though
I still remember coming home from the grocery store to caught my son bathing our sofa with baby powder. My then husband sitting in the La-Z-Boy 15 feet away!!! Completely oblivious!!!
Same. You left the child unattended because his father was watching TV. But the baby was quiet and in tbe same room with him ..so daddy didn't bother to check to SEE why the baby was quiet.🙄
Man, my little one was quiet for a while when he was 2-3, come to find out he'd FLOODED the ENTIRE BATHROOM. He'd plugged the sink with toilet roll to play in the sink!
Then as soon as you catch them draped in the mess along with the floor and walls they look at you like "I don't know what happened here but uhhhh....you gon' have to clean it up."
When I was about 5 or 6 my aunt was supposed to be watching me, but she slept all day. I got the straightening comb and put it in the heater (this was the early 80's and we had an open flame heater) I always saw my mama put it on the flames on the stove so I knew what to do. I called myself pressing my doll's hair.....Imagine how shocked I was when the hair melted. That was the day I found out that dolls don't have real hair. 😂🤣😂
My grandson decided to lick tiny marshmallows and throw them at the ceiling of his room. My daughter walks in to find the planetarium of constellation marshmallows
I’ve walked in to my toddler having covered the baby in Vaseline. He was so happy cuz he had helped mommy lotion the baby. Took less than 2 minutes while I tried to take a shower. That baby was slick for 3 days!
My daughter would go into the kitchen when she was little & my mom was watching her, she would sit and pull out all the pans and have them on the floor 🤣🤣😂
My very quiet son had lined and stacked several packets of ketchup on the floor and jumped on them from his bunk bed. There was ketchup everywhere. EVERYWHERE!
On a serious note, you turn your back it could be life or death. When my son was 2ish he snuck out to the car and locked himself in. All the sudden I was like "where's KJ?" I found him majorly sweating and crying. To this day I flip out on myself. This was 20 years ago.
One day I was driving home from work. I was almost home, coming down my street and became very agitated at a child in nothing but a diaper standing in the middle of the street. Then I realized, THIS IS A TODDLER IN NOTHING BUT A DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!!!!!! The baby made it out of the house and was in the middle of the street with no one in the house realizing it!
@@msims1081 we were coming home from church one Sunday & my mom started yelling & stopped our car...to grab a toddler who was wandering alone in the street! Thankfully the parents had just realized & were looking for her. Poor baby. Could’ve gotten hit. 😫
My 5 year old son disappeared in the bathroom for too long so I went in, and he quickly exited. Later When I used the facilities, went to grab toilet paper and he had drawn a big spider on it with a sharpie. I screamed….then laughed. Gotta love e em!
That look like a can of formula next to her.
It is, but I hadn't been around babies in so long, I didn't initially recognize it😂😂
So that's about $400 worth of formula then.
I know that’s right Lmaoooo! It only take 2 seconds for kids to get into something expensive.
@@Liv_OutLoud You count like Julius on Everybody hates Chris.
@@Liv_OutLoud Lol! LORD I know her mama mad. Formula prices ain't no joke 😭🤣🤣
The worse part is that the baby ain't crying at all, matter of fact she is adapting to the situation.
That has to be the most gangsta baby ever!!!!
She just as bad as her sister it was probably her idea 😂😂
Right. Co-conspirator, definitely.
I know right! 🤣🤣🤣
That’s because that’s baby formula and it tastes yummiezzzzzz to her!!! ❤️😹🤣😂🤫
"They wake up and choose violence" 🤣🤣🤣
DAILY! 🥴
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Chiiiile, I just had a flashback 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
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"Kids gonna kid" No greater truth has been spoken. Quiet = great mischief.
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That's why I would always yell, "what y'all doing in there?", about every 2-5 minutes. Don't get quiet on me. I'm suspicious by nature.
I did that when I babysat, and got a quick “NOTHIN’!” I almost broke my neck getting back to them.
🤣🤣🤣 I do the exact same thing 😂😂😂 everyone around me be looking at me all crazy every time I would, I would just say "it's too quiet, they up to something" and every time i was right 😳🤣.
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@@leeleeb7413 😂😂😂😂
“You ain’t nobody. Watch what I do to yo stuff.”🤣🤣
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I started choking on my wine, childddd 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣, that's what goes on in those short and broke lil people heads 😂😂😂
TRUTH!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I tell you I cackled at that sassy saying by EJ😂😂😂😂
That line is FACTS! 😂🤣😭😩
"They got big mama urn with the ashes, oh my God" 🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣
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That took me out💀💀🤣🤣🤣
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Lmfaoooo
Sadly, as a child I emptied out an Urn thinking it was a large ash tray with ashes from cigarettes that I learned was bad for you in Elementary school.😢
The look of my Fathers face 😯😟🥺😡 ...and the slight smirk on my mother's face 😏 ...let me know those weren't ashes from cigarettes and I also learned that my mother didn't like whomever those ashes belonged to anyways 🤣🤣🤣
I prayed about it. I think God and the person has forgiven me🙏🏾
What amazes me, is the baby is just as calm as can be...(they both were in on this).
That baby don't know whats going on. Poor baby never had a chance. Lol
I had the same thought about the baby seeming to be nonchalant about the situation. 😆
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@@AutoYoung 🤣🤣
I just wrote it and yes, the babies cry when bothered...they be str8 silent when they diggin it lol
The baby probably try to rub the powder in bess she could lol
Forumla is already expensive, imagine walking in and seeing you toddler pouring 148 dollars worth of Enfamil on your infant! I would be supressing a shout, I swear 😭✋🏾
Facts! I know she wanted to cry
I felt the pain just looking at the pic 😩
This tickled me. I don’t have kids yet, but I can hear someone saying you better put every ounce back in that can. 🤣🤣🤣
$148 worth of formula!! 😂😂
Would I be wrong if I tried to put it all back in the container?
Quiet, wakes me out of my SLEEP and My First thought is....Oh, Damn, what is he doing.....Then I remember, My child is 22 and moved out 2 years ago!
🤣🤣😂😂flash back
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Thats a mother's intuition he probably up to something over at his place 🤣
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🤣🤣🤣tru tru
@@georgia8592 you ain’t never lied
My nephew was 2, he squeezed Out a whole baby powder container in front of a fan. We thought the house was on fire.
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OMG, this is hilarious. 🤣
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"As fathers we sit and listen to sh*t. I know y’all not in that toilet. Y’all bet not be in that toilet" 😂 😂 😂
.most likely they in the damn toilet 😆😆😆😆😆
Facts EJ. It's formula. She was trying to feed her sibling.
I had this happen with my children with formula.. I didn’t think of it being because they want to help feed their sibling that’s a better explanation from what I tell my kids 10 years 10 years later lol.😂
She was trying to be helpful 😂
Oh that makes sense. 😂😂
That’s what I was thinking, Sis had such good intentions, and the baby dose not seem mad about it so...
@@raeb5525 exactly when I caught my boys they were just chilling lol
What’s worse is when what they get into is your fault. I left Vaseline on the counter and my daughter had a great time. 😐😐
I think that's a right of passage as a parent...Vaseline or baby powder.
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I lost a whole couch set to a tub of Vaseline and a 2 year old when I needed a bathroom break. 🤦🏾♀️
I swear all parents have had this experience. Lol
Bought a box of Band-Aids with cute animals on them .
Left them out
3 year old niece found them.
Covered from head to toe.
Looked at me like
'what did you think would happen?'
I stared at her, and just said out loud,
'you are right'.
Couldn't even get mad.
Every word is truth! How many times did I run from one side of the house to the other because the kids were too quiet. If they stop fussing and fighting they're working together and that's what brings the danger.
Tower of Babylon lmbo
Can doze for 5 minutes and realize it's to quiet for comfort only to find your little in grease, gel, lotion, yogurt...sweet baby Jesus!!
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Add chapstick to that list🤣🤣🤣
You want them quiet but not quiet quiet😩because quiet quiet could lead to an open CPS case
🤣😂😂the accuracy
Yes
....I love it! I would yell to my (then) 3yr old, 'what are you doing in there?', his reply..'getting into trouble', that was my cue to get up and go see to prevent us both from catching a case, him for a whipping (old skool here) and me from my Mama, cause he is the only grandchild!!
oh yes 👏🏻🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Preach..lol
"Kids just wake up and choose violence. Kids wake up and choose freedom" WHERE'S THE LIE?! Huh 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of when my daughter used vaseline to hang her colored pictures all over the walls.It worked and she was so Proud!
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Hey.....she gets things done 🤷♀️ where there is a will....there is a way 😆
Come on interior decorator!!! 😂😂
Lol awww
My damn jaw dropped aw hell naw🤣🤣🤣
The title alone made me watch. "Chirens" 😅😂🤣😭
My kids got me so good one time. They were being too quiet and I said let me go check on them. They were sitting in a chair together reading a book 🤯
5 lb container of pancake mix, four lb tin of gingersnaps, 10 lb bag of flour, my jar of Nivea face cold cream, all of these items have been attacked by the 2nd and 3rd minions within SECONDS
“Deep fry!” 😂😂
I dont hear them for 3 minutes....i start yelling what are you doing? What am i going to fix? Lol! My 1.5 year old grandson, yesterday took a whole bag of hot Cheetos, poured it all over the floor, clothes basket, and himself...wishing 40 seconds and started to eat it with no problem. I learned not to judge parents. These kids work quick..just seconds not minutes
I read that...3 minutes and thought oh no that’s too dang long 🤣🤣🤣🤣
In my head: This took less than 30 secs.
EJ: "She probably did this in 22 secs."
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My sons came out with maxi pads all over them! I stood speechless as the three of them looked at each other. The oldest finally spoke up on behalf of the 3 of them and said “mama
We sorry for playing with your diapers”
I just walked away....
Ahhahahahaha
The apology made it worse 🤣🤣💀
The way I'm laughing at this here!!
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Why did this pop up right after I caught my almost two year old pouring juice into the plant?! lol
Just tryin to help you water it... 🤣🤣
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I see you have a little gardener in the making. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Facts. I told my soon to be 2 yr old “1 moment”. And in that said moment he reached up on the counter pulled the whole bowl of oatmeal on himself. The shock/ the anger/ the satisfaction. This ain’t for the weak 👀
When my grand was 2-3 yrs old..she decided to polish her toes, knees, legs and thighs. Hold on! She didn't like the color so she poured a whole bottle of polish remover over all of the areas just mentioned. Polish every darn where!
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Sometimes you gotta try it on to see if the color is the right fit for you. In this case, she decided at the last minute that it wasn't. It be like that sometimes 😂
The fact that she knew she needed the polish remover to remove the polish has me gone 🤣🤣🤣
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Loorrddtt nothing but FACTS!! Cooking dinner yesterday and kids quiet! Turn around and my 2yr old using a damn crayon on my wall! Woo weeeee! EJ you hit this one!!
I was that kid 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ just drawing away 😂
My daughter pulled a "Harold and the purple crayon" with a purple crayon on my bedroom wall as a kid
@@216flypearls say it ain’t so! Lol
@UCL-NLThXgS6WWG5pMFrAGkA bahahhahahaha girlll a penis!?!? That’s how I felt yesterday with magic eraser one of the blue crayons just keeps smearing omg
It's something about those nice clean walls that kids get the urge to add some color!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 and that co conspirator in the car seat was silent too!
I was watching my 6 year old niece. She was quiet. I called her name. She came out of the bathroom with shaving cream on her face and a razor, shaving her face. I freaked!! 😱 This is the same girl that hid under my bed with my cell phone and called my job while I was home sick and sleep. She's now 19. I still can't leave her alone, because she touches everything!
Damn, just DAMN 😆😆😆😆😆
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🎶Shaving cream🎶My friend and I locked ourselves in the bathroom and covered the floor with my dad's shaving cream so we could skate around the floor in our bare feet 😂. But we were old enough to know he would in fact kill us, so we cleaned the floor (by skating around on soaking wet washcloths). The only evidence left was an empty can of shaving cream and a fresh, masculine scent in the air.
“They done got the urn with big momma’s ashes” lol 😂
The baby covered in big mama🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭that would have been horrible but funny asf
@@Yourstruly4.0 right ! Lol 😂
As a woman with 3 adult children these comments are everything😂😂😂😂
Yes ! My son was 2 and put him and my fresh bottle of baby powder on the bed, went to the bathroom came out and he and the bed was COVERED 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He's 10 now but the flashback was funny
Facts! They do it every time... baby powder or vaseline
My daughter and nephew did that at my mama house. My daughter also locked herself in the bathroom.
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣
She also hid in the cabinet in the kitchen. I thought she was in the room with her dad he thought she was with me. Lol
Baby sister did the same thing to our parents’ bed spread. The rest of us tried frantically to clean it up before they got back home.
I don't let but 2 minutes of silence go by before I'm calling names. I have walked into my kitchen to a pool of dishwashing soap, had stickers on my wall, found out they wrote on the wall behind my bed, a toddler covered head to toe in baby powder, and broken eggs in my fridge. Never realize how tall they're getting until they reach something I thought I had put out of their reach.
Oh precious. Messy but precious. It's formula, she was *probably* trying to feed the baby because that what she sees the grown-ups do. 💓
"Maybe she wanted her sister to look like a powdered donut..." 😂😂😂
She said “kids gone kid” and I couldn’t agree more that’s why I’m 44 and kidless. Got two small dogs that will mess in anything not moving though!!!
My son got quiet on me while taking a bath...I walked in on him and he had a whole entire laundry bin, with the dirty clothes in the bath with him...I got pictures of it, so I can show him later on. Kids and silence...my daughter she got silent on me one day too (well I accidentally fell asleep) wake up and she comes in with makeup all on her face...😳
One Christmas our daddy put our Christmas presents in a garbage bag and put the bag on the roof to keep us from finding them. How do I know? We found them. I was 4, my other sisters were 8 & 10.
You guys got in the roof? Y'all win!
Your poor dad. He was proud of himself. Broke his pride hahahahahhaha.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the ROOF!!!
I'd have had to drop yall off at the fire station. There's nowhere to go from there in parenting.
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The FUNNIER thing was that we know the baby was enjoying it lol 😆😂🤣
When you have kids quiet is suspicious!!! Yes!!!! Always
True! 😁👍
Mine got in the Baby Powder, powdered her Dad, who was sleeping on the Bed, and the whole Bedroom. I was cleaning up powder for weeks. Looked like a snow blizzard in my Bedroom.
"She gonna deep fry the baby!!"🤣 I swear that was my first thought! 😂
They got the ⚱️ with big mamas ashes 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
I have a picture in my phone right now of my grandson covered in Vaseline. My mother in law tried to spank him and I said no you can't spank him for getting into something you left out! My husband told him to come here and put some of that on paw paw legs!! We all couldn't do anything but laugh! #KidsGoneKid 🤣🤣🤣
My three year old niece does stuff like this all the time. A few weeks ago she greased her body down in coconut oil. She can even reek havoc in the dark. She has night vision!😂🤣
She bout to deep fry the baby 😂😂😂.
Tell me how my whole ceiling got painted and Michelangelo was nowhere to be found?😬🥺😲😭😖🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
......my sons are adults now...they made it BUT....the day I walked in the room and the baby boy (still in diapers) was COVERED with baby powder and his brother (2 years older)...said upon being questioned......"I wanted him to look like a clown.".........(y'all stop laughing, and thank Jesus they made it to manhood!!)
WAIT!?! That baby said he wanted him to look like a clown?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing! I have a 3 and 4 year old, I can totally see that happening
@@MrsDenise83 .....use ALL your spidey senses with your children!!
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This gives me great comfort that my toddlers might make it to adulthood....the way it's looking right now is rough🤡🤡
I remember watching my nephew's lil boy. I had to use the bathroom bad. So I cracked open the door so I could listen out. My "spidey sense" said he did something. I didnt see or hear him do it. But I had this feeling. He went home and I cut on the lights to the upstairs. No lights, he went inside the circuit breaker and clicked off all the buttons.
This is hilarious!
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How old was this child🤣🤣🤣and how did he get to the breaker box🤣🤣🤣
Ooohhhh this is hilarious to me🤣🤣🤣
HELL NAWL 😆😆😆😆
@@sharondadottery6551 He was 5 and end table.
Facts! Lol, my then 3year old took every one of a 36 pack of Playtex ultra tampons and opens them all.. I just knew I had failed as a parent when I just cried at the loss of my 9 dollars ctfu!!
My daughter loves to do that too! Like why!!!!
Probably tasting them to see if it was a treat because it's wrapped up in a box lol!
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Last time it was quiet in my house the slime was all over the table, the carpet, the fridge. I've never seen such lime green chaos in such a short span. I swear I turned around for maybe 30 seconds.
This is why I LOVE being an uncle.
You and me both!!
First time I ever left my youngest son with his big brother. 4year old lock my 14 yr old son outside in the rain. While he was sitting on the couch eating all the snacks up. My 14 year old son call me told what happened to him. I finally came home to see him cover in mud and rain water. My four year old son was knock out on the couch. He told me at 11 years old, he wanted his baby brother to stay at the hospital for good. Now boys are 20 years old n soon be 9 years old. Still act like can't stand each other.
I remember my son was 3 and I take a brief moment to answer a call and all my Tupperware is over the balcony!! 😩😩😩😩
I absolutely love that line, "You ain't nobody, watch what I do to yo stuff!"
In our LTC class, the officer blew our minds talking about *real* gun safety. (Take the class fr fr) All our little imaginings about the "safe" ways to store a firearm were totally deconstructed. #1: if you can't get to it and be ready to fire in T-30 seconds, it will be useless to you when you need it. #2: A parent's favorite hiding spot up on the shelf in the back of the closet might as well be the kids' toybox. He demonstrated how small children turn into Beautiful Minds when they want to get to something. He showed them a bag of candy and put it up there where the parents had been keeping their gun, and told them if they can get it they can have the whole bag. Their little minds got to work and they figured it out... fast.
We arranged the officer to come to our house to teach the class. Everyone should take it, fr.
GIRL! I made the mistake of putting makeup on in front of my youngest Granddaughter when she was almost 4, and she hasn’t wanted to color in her coloring books since, my colors that I put on my face looks so much more interesting. I can not tell you how many times I’ve told her that my vanity is off limits. But one day I got a text that a package had been delivered and I went to retrieve it from my porch, and I doubt that it was a minute. But it was enough time for her to have mashed my Good lipstick all over her face. Had the nerve to look at me like she wanted to say
“I would do it again”.
She found a way win a round in that fight!
My Lil cousin was quiet once...he was setting the bunkbeds on fire...with his brother in the top bunk. Thank God for mirrored TV units, else we all would have met our maker.
Not a parent but when I'm in charge of a house filled with 7 kids as the oldest I know some bullshit is going down somewhere and imma have a whole load of questions that'll need answering 😭😳
And that's why I make 'em stay in the same room. Better safe than srry cuz when the kids mess up, the parents gonna be looking at you like its your fault even tho those kids do the same when the parents are home too smh
“ we don’t know what her goal was, we just know she achieved it” lol
When I was about two or three, I was somehow able to climb out of my car seat, while the car was in motion and after hearing the horns of the cars behind her, my mom turned around to find me swinging from the open car door. Fast forward 34 years later and I'm proud to be childfree. 🥴🤣😂
When my little sister was three my mother got her dressed for church one Sunday morning and sat her in front of the TV while she finished getting ready. She heard the toilet flush, went in the bathroom and the child was standing in the toilet, in her Sunday socks and shoes, trying to flush herself. Today she's grown and is always in church.
Oooweee!!!! Imagine finding your 18 month old standing on the step stool, crumbling multiple slices of bread in the fish aquarium😳😩😩.
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you ain't never lied! my son at 2 powder on the floor and my daughter everything from hair oil, asymetric cut 3 plaits, and a gallon of milk not all at once though
They move fast anyway and right in front of you. So always be suspicious if you don’t hear or see them. 🤷🏾♀️
I still remember coming home from the grocery store to caught my son bathing our sofa with baby powder. My then husband sitting in the La-Z-Boy 15 feet away!!! Completely oblivious!!!
Same. You left the child unattended because his father was watching TV. But the baby was quiet and in tbe same room with him ..so daddy didn't bother to check to SEE why the baby was quiet.🙄
I moved everything my baby looked at for more than 3 seconds high enough where she couldn't reach it.🤣
Omg she wasted an entire baby formula canister. Whewww Chile!
"Kids wake up and choose violence." 🤣🤣🤣
They wake up and choose violence😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man, my little one was quiet for a while when he was 2-3, come to find out he'd FLOODED the ENTIRE BATHROOM. He'd plugged the sink with toilet roll to play in the sink!
Then as soon as you catch them draped in the mess along with the floor and walls they look at you like "I don't know what happened here but uhhhh....you gon' have to clean it up."
True, but one time my Son drew on the wall, and I made him clean/wipe the wall and from THAT day he stopped drawing on the wall.... 😁😁
@@desreenjackson7638 Good lesson, gives him experience.
@@emberskies999 thank you 😆
@@desreenjackson7638 No problem!😁
When I was about 5 or 6 my aunt was supposed to be watching me, but she slept all day. I got the straightening comb and put it in the heater (this was the early 80's and we had an open flame heater) I always saw my mama put it on the flames on the stove so I knew what to do. I called myself pressing my doll's hair.....Imagine how shocked I was when the hair melted. That was the day I found out that dolls don't have real hair. 😂🤣😂
You are right this happened in 22 seconds. You didn't lie. They move fast. They get super powers when they want to get into something.
My grandson decided to lick tiny marshmallows and throw them at the ceiling of his room. My daughter walks in to find the planetarium of constellation marshmallows
Awwww she was crying or about to cry and decided to feed her sister 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗
When its quiet u got to check on them. Even the good ones
This woman here!! She lays me out er're time!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve walked in to my toddler having covered the baby in Vaseline. He was so happy cuz he had helped mommy lotion the baby. Took less than 2 minutes while I tried to take a shower. That baby was slick for 3 days!
My daughter would go into the kitchen when she was little & my mom was watching her, she would sit and pull out all the pans and have them on the floor 🤣🤣😂
Facts!!! I’m so weak!!! When my twins get quiet I have to yell out “what are y’all doing?” They come running with the “I didn’t do anything” face. 😂
Lmao at "take it to your momma's house" because ain't nobody never brave enough to go exploring in grandma crib 😂😂😂😂😂
When my daughter was three and four she would yell "nothing, mom!" (unsolicited) from the other room, and that's how I'd know it was something
Truth, to this day, I don’t trust quiet with these people.
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@1:35-37. EXACTLY! YOU ANIT NOBODY WATCH WHAT I DO TO YO STUFF!😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 Not deep fry the baby sister!! #TheseChirenChooseViolence #KidsGoneKid
Facts,Golden Facts! Left Vaseline on the table, everything was greased up,and shiny! Quietness isn't golden all the time! 👍🏼👍🏼😢
My very quiet son had lined and stacked several packets of ketchup on the floor and jumped on them from his bunk bed. There was ketchup everywhere. EVERYWHERE!
Lmfaooo look at that baby 😫😂😂😂😂😂 they wasn’t being watched is the sad part tho !
PUT A CAPE ON THAT BECAUSE THAT'S SUPER FACTS🤦🏾♀️!!!!
On a serious note, you turn your back it could be life or death.
When my son was 2ish he snuck out to the car and locked himself in.
All the sudden I was like "where's KJ?"
I found him majorly sweating and crying.
To this day I flip out on myself. This was 20 years ago.
One day I was driving home from work. I was almost home, coming down my street and became very agitated at a child in nothing but a diaper standing in the middle of the street. Then I realized, THIS IS A TODDLER IN NOTHING BUT A DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!!!!!! The baby made it out of the house and was in the middle of the street with no one in the house realizing it!
@@msims1081 we were coming home from church one Sunday & my mom started yelling & stopped our car...to grab a toddler who was wandering alone in the street! Thankfully the parents had just realized & were looking for her. Poor baby. Could’ve gotten hit. 😫
@@noelc2 toddlers are quick, sneaky and inquisitive! You ALWAYS have to keep an eye on them!
Years ago my grandma fell asleep while letting my daughter"comb" her hair. She woke up with a jar of grease in her hair.😂😂😂
EJ we are loving all this back to back uploading. 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Since we sharing stories my little one went in the frigerator and emptied a carton of eggs on the floor
Allegedly
Lord Jesus!
Love that picture on the right in the background!😍
My 5 year old son disappeared in the bathroom for too long so I went in, and he quickly exited. Later When I used the facilities, went to grab toilet paper and he had drawn a big spider on it with a sharpie. I screamed….then laughed. Gotta love e em!
🤣🤣🤣 The little baby is just chillin’ through it all, lol.