My wife and I have the same question re: kids. Pros and mostly cons. We are both the best fun aunty and uncle to beautiful nieces and nephews. But the best thing is going home to our dogs.
I love your comedy. I've been watching your videos for quite awhile . I grew up in chgo and live in suburb of chgo - so the stories in the video had me laughing out loud! keep doing what you're doing.
You're the best, man! Thanks for posting this awesome set. You tour so much I'm surprised with the level of new material you come up with. Seriously, you are a massive talent and I sincerely appreciate your skills. Keep on spreading the laughs, Zoltan!
I don’t think you and Emma are selfish for not wanting kids. I think it’s wonderful because there’s wayyyyy too many people on this planet and wayyyyyy too many people who should NOT be parents! My husband always said he loved his kids but then worried about them as they grew up. Unfortunately we lost our son at 21, and then my husband passed at 41. Life is too short! Enjoy every moment you and Emma can!! Love your show! Thanks Zoltan!! ♥️♥️♥️
I always bust out laughing when I watch your comedy. If you're ever in Medford Oregon, there's comedy club at a hotel here in town. Stop by and say hi!
The glasses actually are not bad .. like it took me a long bit to get used to the short hair , but the glasses fit your personality well !! Great set ! And as someone that has 3 kids and 5 grands I can say your evaluation has solid conclusions .. some days I wish I had been selfish .. and then the rest are filled with good memories that kinda comfort me now that I’m old lol but kids can bring their own kind of heartache too sooo on some levels it’s a lot about knowing your emotional limits and not compromising on that . Enjoy your freedom and embrace the role of crazy aunt and uncle it’s a great gig !!
Lesser known presidents. A couple of my nerdy friends and I were on our way to a book reading downtown, took a couple wrong turns, wound up in Cabrini-Green. This was in the 90's. I think Candyman still lived there.
For the rest of the world, here are explanations for the Chicago and Illinois references: A "city sticker" is a wheel tax for cars owned by Chicago residents. "The Bean" (Cloud Gate) is a giant steel art installation that looks like a giant mylar bean-shaped balloon, on the grounds of 312 acre Grant Park, named after Ulysses S. Grant, our 18th president, who grew up in Illinois. Due to accumulating pollution, the direction of the Chicago River was reversed at the turn of the 20th century, from flowing into Lake Michigan (and overflowing back into Chicago during heavy rains), to flowing down to the Missouri River, which runs downstream to St. Louis. Of the 10 tallest buildings in the USA, 2 are in Chicago: Willis (Sears) Tower at #3, and 🤮 International Hotel and Tower at #7. "Shy town" is "Chi-town," short for Chicago, a nickname. The Chicago "L" rail system has several color-coded lines that mostly all converge downtown in a dense loop of lines; the red line runs north-south, and as it heads south past The Loop, it includes a "Monroe" stop (James, our 5th president), a "Jackson" stop (Andrew, 7th, on our $20 bill), "Harrison" (William Henry, 9th, who died 31 days after his inauguration, and Benjamin, 23rd), "Roosevelt" (Theodore, 26th, Franklin D, 32nd, both milestone presidents), and a "Garfield" stop (James A. Garfield, our 20th president, was assassinated after serving only 200 days in office). The end of the red line is at the Dan Ryan expressway (named after a deceased local politician) in the south side of Chicago; the south side has a reputation for being a poorer, rougher area of the city. White Sox Stadium (Guaranteed Rate Field, named for the mortgage company that bought the naming rights) is home to the American League, Central Division, professional baseball team, Chicago White Sox. The reference to all of the people being dead has to do with our Conservative media, that insist all liberal leaning cities are thoroughly burned out and looted hell scapes populated entirely by immigrant thugs, ex-convicts, and helpless victims (they are not). Hope that helps, lol. Also, Zoltan and Steven? Tell me you have a half brother without telling me you have a half brother. 😊
When I took my son to the minute clinic there awhile back the nurse practitioner broke out the reference material in front of us to try to nail down what was going on. 😂
When I babysat my brother's puppy for a weekend it was fun but I was so glad to give him back. I love dogs but I realized they are way too needy and require so much work, so I will never get one. I can't imagine taking care of a human child 😵😴
Also... 1 The glasses look good, but still not used to the short hair .. just my opinion shared by far less people than those who disagree, though only opinion that should matter is yours,, Z dude. 2.Chicago does not have q subway,, it's called the L short for elevated train. 3. You keep getting more and more funny with every new offering which is a quality I appreciate in a comedian 💯💥💨
Have a bunch from there as my mains. Got like 6 recently from there in different styles and lens colors for what I used to pay for 1 pair with all the bells and whistles. Gamechanger.
👩🎤 I just saw the close up of your face at the end of your show and wow, you have the same shade of blue eyes as my son. I have always told him how lucky he is to have such gorgeous blue eyes. The only family that has blue eyes is my father and my mother in law.💙💙💙
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"Nobody in the history of fighting has ever won a fight with mittens on"
Every Boxer ever: "And I took that perthonally"
Dude. You actually look great in glasses!
Great set!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like a happy, handsome lesbian
@@whowastheoneguy4719 God, that is terrifying.
I didn't recognize him at first, kind of like when he has the long hair 😂
Face timing a CVS cashier on a lunch break.
Haha.
Congratulations on reaching 100,000 subscribers.
I love how well you can improvise. I love you Zoltan and wish you much success.
Zoltan has a thing for grimey cities. Love it
I have 4 kids. I love them but I don’t recommend them
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This is the best comment very made EVER!!!!! 🩵💜💚
Same
Amen
Thank you for being clean! Love your humor!
Can't stop staring at the back of that guy's head
Same 😂
now i can’t either. hahaha
You just keep getting better and better. 😂😂😂
showed up for chicago, stayed for the surreal moment of watching ppl discuss Rosemont
Ooo perfect teaser
Dude is hilarious!
Can’t wait to see him live one day💃💃💃
I was at this show!! I love Zoltan!! Thanks for a wonderful show!
You always make me laugh, love your style 😂😂😂 hope you continue to keep it clean so we can share with the whole family
My wife and I have the same question re: kids.
Pros and mostly cons.
We are both the best fun aunty and uncle to beautiful nieces and nephews. But the best thing is going home to our dogs.
Cats😼❤
I enjoyed this set a lot!
The thumbnail took me by surprised I didn’t recognize you
I never miss a Z video. Live in the middle of nowhere so probably will not get to see Z in person. One of my favorite comics. Thanks for all you do!!
Omg your humor has greatly improved my Monday - thank you!
I’m so happy you found your lovely wife! You guys seem perfect together.
I love your comedy. I've been watching your videos for quite awhile . I grew up in chgo and live in suburb of chgo - so the stories in the video had me laughing out loud! keep doing what you're doing.
CVS cashier on a lunch break 😂😂😂
On of my favorite comedians
Kids= endless content material 😅. Can't wait for your parenting jokes!!! If you ever....
You're the best, man! Thanks for posting this awesome set. You tour so much I'm surprised with the level of new material you come up with. Seriously, you are a massive talent and I sincerely appreciate your skills. Keep on spreading the laughs, Zoltan!
FN hillarious. Good one Z
I'm selfish- I want the whole set uploaded!
I don’t think you and Emma are selfish for not wanting kids. I think it’s wonderful because there’s wayyyyy too many people on this planet and wayyyyyy too many people who should NOT be parents! My husband always said he loved his kids but then worried about them as they grew up. Unfortunately we lost our son at 21, and then my husband passed at 41. Life is too short! Enjoy every moment you and Emma can!! Love your show! Thanks Zoltan!! ♥️♥️♥️
"Look who's here.....with mittens!" 👍👍👍
Thanks for this Zoltan!
Great set!😂
Lovin' the glasses =}
Great set Zoltan! Nigel thornberry 😂😂
Thanks!
I like this guy’s pacing. Good set!
Lmao!! Great set!! I really enjoyed this. 😂
Happy belated Birthday Zoltan!
I spilled my bobba tea when he said "bobba tea" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So funny Zoltan! Also check out Warby Parker for glasses next time. Great frames, inexpensive, and UV/anti-reflective included.
Nice set. Thanks for some good laughs! 😄
OMG...loving all the free funny on Chi town!!! thanks Zoltan!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you kindly
Love the deep dish reference!
Very cute set! Loved it.
Grand as always!
I remember the Post Office in that Architecture Tour! He’s not just kidding! 😂
I always bust out laughing when I watch your comedy. If you're ever in Medford Oregon, there's comedy club at a hotel here in town. Stop by and say hi!
Fun has always! I know you bought clear but I can still see your glasses.
"I promise I'll try to come" that's what she said
The glasses actually are not bad .. like it took me a long bit to get used to the short hair , but the glasses fit your personality well !! Great set ! And as someone that has 3 kids and 5 grands I can say your evaluation has solid conclusions .. some days I wish I had been selfish .. and then the rest are filled with good memories that kinda comfort me now that I’m old lol but kids can bring their own kind of heartache too sooo on some levels it’s a lot about knowing your emotional limits and not compromising on that . Enjoy your freedom and embrace the role of crazy aunt and uncle it’s a great gig !!
Lesser known presidents.
A couple of my nerdy friends and I were on our way to a book reading downtown, took a couple wrong turns, wound up in Cabrini-Green. This was in the 90's. I think Candyman still lived there.
I loved Nigel Thornberry! And you look cute with or without glasses.
3:36 funnily enough the Bean is open now💀
Great set! Really funny 😂❤... Love from Oz
Yay! Great stuff!
I love Chicago. I've been there twice!
Those look like George's lady glasses 😆
I didn’t even notice the glasses until you mentioned them!
Can't believe I missed it. I was waiting
We were at the second show - I think it was smoother and the crowd more congenial and ready to laugh!
Okay, so now I know why you are wearing the glasses. And well, that sucks. That said, I stick by my first comment of.. Lovin' the glasses =}
I was at this show! It was amazing
Rockin the glasses!,
You look like long hair Zoltan's principal
Come to Atlanta Please!!!!
early access. love from UK
Please come to Fort Worth, Texas!!
Been looking forward to you visiting Chgo. Super pssd for weeks it was scheduled during my vaca. Still got youtube.
👀 Glasses prices: legit 💸
For the rest of the world, here are explanations for the Chicago and Illinois references:
A "city sticker" is a wheel tax for cars owned by Chicago residents. "The Bean" (Cloud Gate) is a giant steel art installation that looks like a giant mylar bean-shaped balloon, on the grounds of 312 acre Grant Park, named after Ulysses S. Grant, our 18th president, who grew up in Illinois. Due to accumulating pollution, the direction of the Chicago River was reversed at the turn of the 20th century, from flowing into Lake Michigan (and overflowing back into Chicago during heavy rains), to flowing down to the Missouri River, which runs downstream to St. Louis. Of the 10 tallest buildings in the USA, 2 are in Chicago: Willis (Sears) Tower at #3, and 🤮 International Hotel and Tower at #7. "Shy town" is "Chi-town," short for Chicago, a nickname. The Chicago "L" rail system has several color-coded lines that mostly all converge downtown in a dense loop of lines; the red line runs north-south, and as it heads south past The Loop, it includes a "Monroe" stop (James, our 5th president), a "Jackson" stop (Andrew, 7th, on our $20 bill), "Harrison" (William Henry, 9th, who died 31 days after his inauguration, and Benjamin, 23rd), "Roosevelt" (Theodore, 26th, Franklin D, 32nd, both milestone presidents), and a "Garfield" stop (James A. Garfield, our 20th president, was assassinated after serving only 200 days in office). The end of the red line is at the Dan Ryan expressway (named after a deceased local politician) in the south side of Chicago; the south side has a reputation for being a poorer, rougher area of the city. White Sox Stadium (Guaranteed Rate Field, named for the mortgage company that bought the naming rights) is home to the American League, Central Division, professional baseball team, Chicago White Sox. The reference to all of the people being dead has to do with our Conservative media, that insist all liberal leaning cities are thoroughly burned out and looted hell scapes populated entirely by immigrant thugs, ex-convicts, and helpless victims (they are not).
Hope that helps, lol.
Also, Zoltan and Steven? Tell me you have a half brother without telling me you have a half brother. 😊
Wow! Great reading this. Thank you for the time in writing this historic explanation!
From the part of the rest of the world! ;)
Lol, I can see it, I can see Nigel Thornberry.
Come to London 🇬🇧 dagnabbit! 🥺
Its called a gut bomb.
When I took my son to the minute clinic there awhile back the nurse practitioner broke out the reference material in front of us to try to nail down what was going on. 😂
Has anybody seen a Zoltan set that wasn’t funny? I’ve been a fan since the first drybar special and I’ve never seen him not be hilarious
When I babysat my brother's puppy for a weekend it was fun but I was so glad to give him back. I love dogs but I realized they are way too needy and require so much work, so I will never get one. I can't imagine taking care of a human child 😵😴
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you need some zenni glasses
I'm SO distracted by the dude in the front seat to the right: that's just such a weird angle to see part of a guy's beard from behind like that.
Also...
1 The glasses look good, but still not used to the short hair .. just my opinion shared by far less people than those who disagree, though only opinion that should matter is yours,, Z dude.
2.Chicago does not have q subway,, it's called the L short for elevated train.
3. You keep getting more and more funny with every new offering which is a quality I appreciate in a comedian 💯💥💨
Zenni for glasses that are mostly just back up! Also glasses can get you punched so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯get some tough ones?
Have a bunch from there as my mains. Got like 6 recently from there in different styles and lens colors for what I used to pay for 1 pair with all the bells and whistles. Gamechanger.
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This is a video recording of 2 shows: the comedy show, yes... but also at 4:56 ... there is a gun show. that waitress's arms are packing HEAT! ;-)
I remember _The Wild Thornberrys._ I'm 28.
I don’t think the bald guy in front moved 1 time.
👩🎤 I just saw the close up of your face at the end of your show and wow, you have the same shade of blue eyes as my son. I have always told him how lucky he is to have such gorgeous blue eyes. The only family that has blue eyes is my father and my mother in law.💙💙💙
Future reference tea bags work great for a stye. Make some tea, then put the bag on. Plain heat is no good
I thought she said _city slicker_
The ef was Zanies thinking w that stage backdrop full of rectangles. Bad. Change it. Leave the sign w Roses on the 🌹 border.
😂❤
I remember as a kid/younger adult getting a stye and they were pretty awful. I am 56 now and cannot remember the last one.
😂😂😂
XD
Dear Zoltan. I highly recommend you have kids sooner than later. Having youthful energy helps alot. (Advice from an older parent)
That is a different look. Didn't recognize him.
Why is he saying this might be his last tour year?????
WTF is a city sticker? I googled and I still dk.
I wondered why the hair got cut...
Instead of humpback of Notre dame say quasimoto instead. Its funnier.
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Be glad ur not in Bensonville.
please make a letterboxd account