Alpha Males | Zoltan Kaszas
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Feb 21-24 | Port Charlotte, FL
Feb 28 | Toledo, OH
Feb 29-Mar 2 | Cleveland, OH
Mar 15-16 | Las Vegas, NV
Mar 25-28 | Naples, FL
Apr 11- 13 | Tampa, FL
Apr 17 | Omaha, NE
Apr 18 | Des Moines, IA
Apr 19-20 | Kansas City, MO
Apr 26-27 | Rosemont, IL
Apr 28 | Chicago, IL
May 3-4 | Rutherford, NJ
May 10 | Los Angeles, CA
Jun 8 | Boston, MA
Jun 20 | Greensboro, NC
Jun 21-23 | Greenville, SC
Jul 11-13 | Washington, DC
Jul 19-20 | Portland, ME
Sep 20-21 | Toronto, ON (Canada)
Sep 27-28 | Calgary, AB (Canada)
Oct 4-5 | Bloomington, MN
Oct 17-19 | Raleigh, NC
Oct 25-27 | Charlotte, NC
#standupcomedy #zoltankaszas
Imagine that deal today: you get to watch Zoltan in a small intimate setting AND they give you pizza?!?!
for 2 dollars !!!
That would be amazing.
i would even bring the vegan pizza haha
That's what paradise looks like to me
Zoltan's comedy has got to be one of the best shows around. Friggin hilarious!
Took a while for him to get a lot of traction. He deserves the success. That Drybar post is how I found him.
I stumbled across him on YT. Now I'm hooked. We got to see him in Mpls. last summer, and can't wait until he can come back!!
"I'm so glad you are here" was the perfect things to say in that moment
I think you're right.
Agree
but yeah what joke ??? Lololol
It absolutely was. 🩵✌️
“International porch pirates” is a hilarious line!
😂Oousies! "Amazon Prime my ass! where are my sweatpants??"
it's one of those 'missed TH-cam clip title' fabulous inventions! he also did not title 'Honorary Jones' instead as 'Mentally Spectacular', which even though the actual title was good, I feel was a missed SPECTACULAR opportunity.... Zoltan is indeed and always will be MENTALLY SPECTACULAR!!!
It's about time he gets his recognition for his talent in comedy.
Didn't he?
@@pavolhorvath7850he didn't until this one specifically matter fact.
"Do you know how many alphas there are out there?". Lol.
It's so good to hear normal guys reality checking on that nonsense
OMG the frieken alpha male/Joe Rogan bit was SO ON POINT 😂😂😂 never heard anything more accurate than that lmao
If my "kettle ball" Alpha Male son visits soon, I'm going to make him sit and watch this. Especially as he's mentioned Joe Rogan a few times.
@@Kayenne54 Can't wait to see that Rogan in prison. Tate's already going
I'm dead!!! LOL. I'm looking at my Amazon page while listening to this video when I hear "bullet hole in our Amazon packages". I lost it!! LOL. Thanks Zoltan! You always make me laugh. And thank you to your beautiful bride, as I'm guessing she is the one behind getting your TH-cam channel going in a better direction! Lets get'ca to 1M. =}.
If Deadpool was a hippie.... He would be this guy
Pretty apt.
"Which joke?" LOL perfect bit right there!
Those two words, “which joke?”, the gem of the set. In two words they were heartfelt & hilarious!
Hilarious especially “which joke was it”
Cause now I want to know too!
It was the first question I had
"Too close - ah - We're keeping it"
😂
I've been a fan since your Jessica special.
Thank for posting so much content on your channel. Super happy for your growing success ⭐
Is that the one when he had long hair? That was the one that snagged me into the Zoltan camp. ❤
Mate I've never been so called out by a comment as that D&D gym bit. You're spot on man, there's no middle.
"Which joke?" LOL
This skit was golden. Zoltan is a comic genius
I was in the gym steam room a few hours ago, sat between Mr Kettle Ball and what I can only assume was a 34 level D&D Master. Totally nailed the modern gym dynamic.
And then you have people like joe manganiello, who has a huge room dedicated to D&D. And also Henry Cavill.
Ha ha haha haahhhaa...So you belong to the middle group Zoltan was searching for?
I thought it was impossible but you are getting funnier big Z. hats off to ya
Maaaaaan, what a natural funny man. He can say anything in the way Zoltan does, and it is the funniest story. I know it can't be as effortless as Zoltan makes it seem, so natural like a good funny friend at a party.
"Which joke??" lmfao 🤣🤣
international porch pirates..
This comedian is awesome because he does something different every show.. All he has to do is talk about his day and it's hilarious.
You know with most stand up comedians after watching a few videos it gets monotonous but with your I have laughed myself into stitches in each and every video ! Keep up the great work 👏🏽
Unbelievable how you turn everything into humor. It's excellent.
I missed the fight club reference in the beginning when you talked about the real owner coming into the basement.
Reminds me of that line if you didn't laugh you'd cry
I follow stand up comedians instead of paying for psychotherapy. Zoltan is one of my favorites. Needs more cat jokes though…
Is Jessica still with us?? 😂
@@denisefarmer366 I've been wondering that, too. She'd be pretty matronly by now, right?? I always loved his Jessica stories.
I did see another recent clip and he mentioned having a cat, but he didn't say Jessica, so....maybe not?? 🌈
His ex wife got Jessica in the divorce
I wondered about that when I heard that they got divorced:
Who got Jessica's custody?
Now he has a new wife and a new fur baby. I am SO glad for him!
@@denisefarmer366with the ex-wife. I think he should have sued for joint rights!
By far one of the funniest comedians ever
Hi from the bald lady in Colorado Springs! You are one of the few things my friend and I can agree on. Thank you for being you
The sweatpants joke did what I think comedy really ought to! And, the rest was full of the same caliber pinnacles. Bravo!!
You deserve unending sold out shows Zoltan! You are naturally hilarious…the porch pirates 😂 ! Brilliant!
dude that was classic that Houthi bit made me spit my trifle on the laptop , Legendary much love
🤣
Saved a person from comitting something bad to themselves.... Wants to ask "which joke"? LOL
Hope everyone is watching his podcast called the week in Zoltan on his TH-cam channel. Hilarious content every week; I have seen him 3 times in person because he is that good! Be well from Washington state USA ❤️
Zoltan has an inusually long arms!!
Zoltan, thank you for continually bringing the laughs! I love how you keep sharing great new jokes, as well as riff on anything that has happened on your way to the show.
New material I haven't heard. Real good 😊
Build on that narcissist bit! Comedy gold!
Didn’t expect a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference from Zoltan..but I’m not surprised (:
It's the actual name of the venue lol
👍👍 ❤U Zoltan!! Helping us accept the weirdness of life!! 💓👌👏
The revenge joke is probably the one. I cant kill myself, there are so many people I have to get back at. And then people do you wrong in the mean time...never ending cycle.
As a former Boisean, I can confirm all of his conclusions. 😂😂 end of the universe is appropriate
I laughed so hard at this, because I just met you briefly after a show at Shank Hall in Milwaukee - I was one of those guys that was like, "man, you have no idea how much videos have helped me through the coov and such a bad few years, I've been watching your vlogs and specials and I'm just so happy for your growth and to finally shake your hand," and you were awkwardly smiling like ... "aww, thanks buddy...." then we took a photo XD
I hope you're always here making me laugh! I can't get enough!
What a great set last night, in jacksonville Zoltan! Wife and I love your stand-up and we are still laughing next dat! And we all agree you deserved better than the Ramada Stage, good sir 😂 We can't wait to see another show of yours. Thanks for being the genuine you, and thanks for signing my shirt!! Best wishes from Blake and Alyssa
Which joke 😂😂 haha ! As someone who has been on the other end of that,I laughed so hard !!
I was going through a long ass recovery...3 years lying down and watching comedy was one of the ways I escaped from the situation.
I like your comedy Zoltan. You're a funny guy
First and only person i would search for on youtube named zoltan and hes not a genie granting wishes in a machine😂. Great stuff bro,always a laugh
Heyyy. Z-man. Thank you for a yet another morsel of your awesome comedy.
Zoltan is my favorite comedian ever ❤❤
You're my happy place, Zoltan
💚🌻💚
Thanks!
You never disappoint.. always funny😅😂
You are the best comedian ever!
Bullet holes in our Amazon packages. Hilarious!!!
Still my favorite comedian! All of it, Zoltan, all the jokes.
Dude, your observational comedy is amazing. So talented!
I just recently started watching Zoltan gotta say he cracks me up, 😂
😂love this set
Zoltan you've always got your finger on the pulse; a truly dynamic comedian
You woke up, man. I'm glad to see it. Stay regulated. Stay close to the river. Cheers 🩵✌️
Hey Zoltan,
I'm going through a really easy time and you are making it easier.
Thanks.
I thought about making a delicious sandwich, and because of your "alpha" bit, I did.
It's tasty.
You were on fire!.
No matter who you are and where you are in life, you don't know what you might say or do that could significantly impact somebody else's life.
And that goes for both negative and positive. So I try to always be a positive influence.
Everytime I hear that "We're fighting the Hoothies", I think, what about the Blowfish? Is he staying out of it?
The end was real but luckily it's actually years from now. Stay up awesome Zolt!
All the comments have said everything I would say. Just commenting to give this more traction.
Keep up the good work, you're one of the best.
Really surprised the lack of "alphas" in the comments 😂😂
It might have been over their heads..or they were too busy saying "bro", calling another man "top g", or telling each other to "stay hard"
Idaho is great 😂 good audience too
You deserve a million subscribers.
You never fail to entertain us Zoltan!
It was an awesome show!! The lounge is great!
Absolutely hysterical! Love from Oregon! Thank you Zoltan
Great set! You’re a treasure, man.
Love you so much !!! Emma’s a lucky lady.
Welcome to our great city Zoltan!😂 You nailed it!!❤
I don't think that asking someone what joke saved them depression is that arrogant, because comedy is such a subjective art form that something that goes right over one person's head could hit the next guy right in the heart, and I'd like to know which part did it.
The obvious answer is that all the jokes are great, and Zoltan is being too hard on himself. 😉 Keep it up man!
Hey from France !!
I get the, "stop half-way through an order name" since I work at Taco Bell and we have the, "Chipotle-Ranch Grilled Chicken Burrito" waaayy longer than it needs to be and people really do stop have way through and just call it "the Chipotle thing" and we all know what they're trying to say but u can literally hear there verbal comprehension go *POP* 🤯
2mins in and you are killing it bro
You deserve to be on a big stage! You are hilarious!
that's some good shit
I never heard of Jeremy Allen White till this video, so I looked him up and... he's kind of on the Gene Wilder/Barry Manilow/Nicolas Cage spectrum, isn't he?
and not on the attractive end, either
Dude, I love you'r comedy since the first time I saw you around 3 years ago. And you know what, every time a new clip pops up you look better than the previous one. Good job!
I also want to know which joke lmao
I miss Boise fasho. Partly bc there are no WinCos in Missouri, but mostly bc almost anywhere is better than Missouri.
Yep. I'm also in the state of Misery oops Missouri. I'm ready to settle in the gorgeous northwest.
@@denisefarmer366 Amen, sister!
15:00 right....like, "Which joke was the nail coffin..ahah..nooo"
I dare you to come to Canada. Centennial Hall. London Ontario Canada. Midway between Detroit and Toronto. 500k pop. Gaffigan did it. Regan did it. Mulaney did it. Raitt did it. Try us ye half wit. We'd love ya.
Your voice and style is so calming to listen to (except when you're talking about the end of the world) that I often have these videos playing in the background while I do other things. But this time I was thrown a little when you said "I wanted to kill myself." And I thought "Zoltan, no!!' Then I went back to watch it and replayed that moment. "Oh." Well the jokes I've thought were funniest from you was the stand up you did in the Attic talking about the inner dialogue you had when lining up to order the "sweet cream corn brew' from Starbucks and bobbing your head with every word, only to hear that they couldn't take your credit card. And also when you described "that kind of day" as "you can't get a coffee, Here's a spoon for your salad." Another time was when you talked about being on an airplane and saying what you're thinking to yourself as you're showing what you look like when someone's kicking the back of your seat lol (I usually only just listen to the videos after I've seen them first, so I generally know what you're doing while you're talking. Although this time I realized I can't always do that.)
Mr Cool at it
Thanks for sharing your talent, Zoltan! I especially enjoyed your clean set on Dry Bar and have rewatched 2 times. Hopefully, you will come to my town on tour!
Come to Wilmington, NC!! Love your comedy! 💜
Yeah stockpiling food couldn’t hurt lol
Saw Jeremy Allen White on IG and those Calvin Klein ads are a bit too in your face 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…which joke?😅💦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…bullet holes in our Amazon prime boxes…🤪😳🤘🏼💖🤘🏼🤣🤣
Once I waited 3 weeks for an Amazon prime delivery. Must've been on that ship😂
Look. You’re a nutcase. But I love you.
Your comedy is top shelf.
I look forward to all your clips.
Drybar launched you. No doubt.
Give them kudos… I never would have found you otherwise…
Like tattoo guy..,
Your improv and ability to be do natural on stage is a pleasure to see, and hear.
You are definitely one of my favourite comedians…
You should like the full vids in the shorts my guy! Had to come lookin cause your short was too good!
Love me some Zoltan!
Hi Zoli, I've watched every single one of your specials, any chance you'd venture to the old world, and come visit the UK. Ze mozerland? Maybe? Please? 😢 I'd love to see you live, but I can't afford to fly to the US just to see you, although I know that would appeal to the narcissist side of you haha. Much love, Anna from Kent, UK. X
LOL Great job zoltan , im from san marcos area also but im little bit older then you.
Great to see you gaining so much traction , hope to see you live one day💪🏾
Catch him in Escondido. Just here in January! He’s great!
AlphaJoe!!! 'Specially when he puts the blonde wig on...
Zoltan is so funny!