Caught Drunk Driving | Zoltan Kaszas | Stand Up Comedy
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Sep 27-28 | Calgary, AB (Canada)
Sep 29 | Edmonton, AB (Canada)
Oct 4-5 | Bloomington, MN
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Oct 16 | Greensboro, NC
Oct 17-19 | Raleigh, NC
Oct 22 | Richmond, VA
Oct 23 | Virginia Beach, VA
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Oct 25-27 | Charlotte, NC
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Nov 22-24 | Spokane, WA
Nov 27 | Phoenix, AZ
Dec 6-8 | Atlanta, GA
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Dec 20-21 | San Diego, CA
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Jan 10-11 | Milwaukee, WI
Jan 17 | Ft Worth, TX
Jan 18 | Dallas, TX
Jan 23-24 | Louisville, KY
Jan 29 | Hollywood, CA
Jan 30 | Irvine, CA
Feb 14 | Portland, OR
Feb 15 | Eugene, OR
Apr 19 | Seattle, WA
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#standupcomedy #trump #biden #election
This whole "release more stand-up regularly" plan is a good one!
Yes, I love the stand up!
Especially since all the clips are different because he does so much local and situational stuff.
revolutionary, almost!
His comedy is brilliant and kind
I find a lot of comedians just have jokes but you're a genuinely funny person love your work you chose the right path
You should try Josh Johnson too. He is also just a genuinely funny person.
I've sampled the goods but he talks about a lot of american things I don't care for
The most off the cuff, creatively funny stand up around.
Love you
"...I'm near fun, but not been a part of it..." truly hilarious
where the eff is Zoltan's Netflix special? No justice in the world
Only problem with private companies like that , we gotta hope they pick the people we like , there’s so many skilled stand ups out there , and somehow it seems half of the Netflix ones aren’t as good as the people blowing up online , but let’s thank god online exists now to get these people with skill more notoriety
Agreed!! 💯 I've been saying the same for years! He is SO much funnier than many of those idiots who have had multiple specials.
Never was justice - only REVENGE by Crom!
Skin color ain't right for a Netflix special. He needs to at least gheyitup. No alphabet letter, no show. That's how they work now.
Look up Lenny Bruce. We're going through a circus mirror version of that.
He’s a straight white male, there’s no chance 😆
"You'll be 42" bringing you to tears made me snort laugh 😂😂😂
I laughed then realized how old i'm gonna be.
You're awesome. I look forward to every time you post
Ya know what ya call a person who can write a lil drama in 5-minutes about, say a Chik Fila sandwich?
Or a person who can draw the barista as an elf?
Or someone who can spontaneously create choreography with a four year-old IN the coffeeshop where the barista is?
Or another who can "become" British to diffuse a conflict?
Or makeup an impromptu limerick to save someone from TGIF waiters singing happy birthday?
OR>>>>
What you call someone who can make people laugh
by talking about ...meh, ANYTHING?
You call that person an ARTIST.
Zoltan is one of those.
They are rare in general, because art requires truth
and few are willing to do what it takes to be truthful...
RISK.
This is so rare among comics.
I did comedy for about five minutes.
It is a dark little world.
Stay truthful, Z. And keep that sweet pure heart... PLEASE. You are needed.
This was poetic
Omg! The milk with pizza is an amazing analogy! Best analogy ever!!
This is why I love you Zoltan! You just got there and are already killing it with your observations on the city you’re in!
15:01 "It may be a weird way to break down American voting..."
Yet entirely too accurate. You, sir, are a genius to put words to our situation.
He deserves a Netflix show. He will nail it I have no doubt.
Good stuff Zoltan. Love how you keep from being ugly or profane. And you walk a great line politically not getting anyone hackles up, just finding the fun both sides can appreciate!
your humor is right on, i laugh & smile throughout your videos...good for my soul😊
I love the “now” too! Finally, someone who sees New Year’s like I do. As a kid, I remember being allowed to stay up late to watch the ball drop, and the song Auld Lang Syne always made me cry. I didn’t want the old year to end. I’m 62 now, and that song still stresses me out.
Great set! Your insights are hilarious. The analogy of American politics is spot on!
Zoltan, your observations and storytelling of just everyday things are brilliant and funny. I look forward to more. You are the best.
Zoltan is the best
Metaphor for my life joke got me… I don’t wanna woo with you 😂😂😂 brilliant and relatable
That’s my head in the bottom left corner!! 😂
For the past year or so I have been like oh shit a new Zoltan on TH-cam! And me and my family stop everything to listen to his comedy
Awesome 😎
Saw this show and it was amazing in person and now I can enjoy it again!
I put this vid in my “watch later” and I almost never do. I went folder diving and here we are
"I'm so close to having community and fun but...
I don't wanna woo with ya."
☝️Story of my life.
Comparing pizza but with milk or Kale Salad with coke to voting for candidates' platforms ... pure gold.
Except one is literal poison.
The Texas joke at the beginning is brilliant! 😂
Zoltan, you just defined the political situation really well… thanks for being so honest and really funny.❤
Be present, live in the moment, let life happen and surprise you, enjoy it! Cheers!
I was there, great show
Got gonna lie, I'm a little jealous.
Lucky
Fabulous
Me too! Awesome show. My only complaint was that the venue messed up my drink order and I’m too awkward to send it back. Guess I’ll just drink this instead.
@Pr0digium dont let that happen they wouldn't mind,
Just say oh wrong order I ordered , they will be sorry
I no its hard bit each time it gets easier until you can walk up to anyone 😉
Like I do and I have autism snd anxiety lol , think what's worst will happen
Now worst is you will remember not being strong enough to say , pretend your confident then one day you won't be confident, but hopefully you won't give a shit there for you will be free and strong x
i dunno much , but this guy is the best comic out there. Way to go Z.
I love his comedy! He is genuinely a funny guy! I love how his comedy is real and relatable. ❤
Let's get Zoltan on Hulu!
"I've been saving!" 😂😂😂
I was watching this zoomed in, so the “Hey there!” at the end was pretty great.
You just get better and better❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Camry go vroom, they are actually pretty fast
"I BEEN SAVIN!😈" is devilish work💯😂👏🏽
Seriously the best stand up comedian! Super hilarious without being offensive. You know you're talented when you don't have to be a jerk during your bit.
The dog from Beauty and the Beast 😅😅😅 lovely for us millennials that were fed Disney in the 90's 🙌🏽
So clever and hilarious as always!
Zoltan pretty funny guy!
I didnt know other places didnt have those road cunstruction signs 😂 7500 plus up to 15 years. See them all the time
Love his podcasts too!
Absolutely Epic!! We really need More Zoltan all the time....🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious 😂
"no one should ever know their exact worth" really got me! Lmao
I want to put my vote in. Please give us a Zoltan Netflix special! Best thing I’ve ever voted for lmao
Hey! I absolutely love milk with my pizza LOL
Thanks for coming to Detroit! It was my first time seeing you live, and it was a great time! Please come back soon!
Zoltan is too good for Netflix
I laugh so hard! This was just too funny! Lots of love to you
good to see some new zoltan. i seriously rewatched like 3 or 4 of your old shows last weekend.
bonus points for the metallica shirt.
Thanks Zoltan
So glad to hear my city getting some love. Awesome work, man!
You are a funny funny man, thanks so much for making people laugh.
My favorite Hungarian comedian! 🎉
Every set is custom crafted to each venue 😂
Omg THE VOTING 😅😂!!! Also ALWAYS soda with pizza!!!! Awesome!
Amazing set! I hope you come to Australia soon.
Thank you kindly
Love you Zoltan!!!!!
Zoltan gives me the structure I need in my life.
The outtake at the end, always catches me off guard😅
Omg I have this thing with time passing too. Just yesterday was remembering the time in kindergarden when I had a meltdown when we rehearsed songs for “graduation from kindergarden concert” and they all were about saying goodbye and I was crying and other kinds were like Whaaat? And I also have a bunch of anxiety, so yeah, probably therapy worthy 😅
Today is my birthday; I'm 59. It's not that bad! I don't feel any different. Don't be scared!
Happy Birthday ❤
Haha, I can so relate to not knowing what to do with yourself when handymen are in my apartment 😂 Great set as always!
Hilarious, great stuff dude
Awesome comedy as always!
I love the awkward anxiety because I have it too!😅
I'm not a psychologist but i'm learning about awkward anxieties. ...and think like that.
The wooing is so relatable 😂
I think its an introvert thing
Thanks for the Laughs 😂 Zoltan ❤
I noticed you have some dates coming up in North Carolina, God bless them. In case those don't work out, please know that Jacksonville, Fl, would love to see you again soon (too soon?)!
I swear to god this man confesses to a crime in every set
German fan watching! He is amazing!!
I just seen you on the weekend in Calgary. It was one of the best shows I've seen at The Laugh Shop. You're awesome. Thanks for the laughs.
Genius.
Love it, yes keep drunkards Michigan a secret, shhh😂❤🎉lol
great stuff!
Again I absolutely love your videos
Zoltan Rules ❤
A political genius.
Love the "stump". 🇧🇪
I tried the same line when a cop stopped me for speeding. I got a ticket. 😅
It's a camry 😂😂😂
I love you're comedy. You're the best. Karnen
Come to GRAND RAPIDS MI we have a comedy festival every year!
*Both* times I had reckless fun while driving, with no one around, I got caught and ticketed! Never again! 😹
1 outro per year 😂😂😂😂😂
Love you always! Z, Don't be so hard on yourself! You are, by far, my fave comedian out there. I pray you ride your success until you're at least 100....or longer. 🙏 Just stay healthy & happy
❤ from NYS. 😊
Posted 5 hrs ago and over 1k likes! This guy has the greatest energy! One day hopefully we'll see him live
Love the shirt!
This is fucking hilarious the car story has happened to so many of us... we thought we were tough and then we see the cop and we go, yeah, I just wanted to spin some wheels...😂😂😂
Milk with pizza is the bomb. To make that joke work for me you need to substitute beer. Gag 😊
I actually said the same thing about the new year when I was 5, 1992 WAS a good year Zoltan! And we’re 37 DEFINITELY NOT 38 YET!
I see u read towns en their inhabitants very well.😂😂😂❤❤❤ come to the Netherlands, fascinating people. Culture shock. Married here but originally from Uganda. I'm now dutch but still get a good laugh from people watching. As for the Germans 😂...come experience these 2 for yourself.
When I lived in Ohio, I HATED planning meetings in September... the most beautiful time of year in the Midwest, and some idiot wants to talk about January and February! I'm with you Zoltan - maybe if we don't talk about it, IT WON'T HAPPEN!
What do you mean, 2024 might be your last year touring?! That better mean you're scoring a multi-million dollar residence in Vegas! 🎉
Come to Orange County CA please !!!! Love your comedy
Coming to Irvine Jan 30th! www.ticketweb.com/event/zoltan-kaszas-irvine-improv-tickets/13834983?pl=irvineimprov
Love your comedy!❤
Hah! Imperial stouts are incredible but yeah sometimes one will do.