Everything Wrong With Prince of Persia in 18 Minutes or Less
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 มิ.ย. 2024
- Prince of Persia is a movie based on a video game, so right out of the gate you should lower your expectations. Then... lower them some more. We counted all the sins so you don't have to.
Thursday: Princess sins.
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"Here's the problem of putting Ben Kingsley in this role. It's too easy to figure out he's the real bad guy."
*Iron Man 3's Mandarin has entered the chat*
Oh and a lovely speedboat!!!
Me watching this video after watching Iron Man 3 earlier today 👀
Ah but see, he wasn't the real bad guy in that movie,
@@__avery.___ not living up to name,are you? The wise one?
Or was he... Stark was a bit quick to accept the "im just an actor, plz no hurt me" line...
The parkour in this is far more accurate than in the Assassin’s Creed film.
Same.
'film'
is it actually.. i might have to rewatch. also can you check my parkour video?
Yeah the parkour is class and actually realistic. My friend got into parkour because of this movie as a kid
Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted. @Robert Monroe Assassin’s Creed was actually supposed to be a Prince of Persia spin off called Prince of Persia: Assassins. Following the Prince’s Royal Assassins as they assist him on many adventures. Then they changed it into its own franchise, borrowing many story beats and concepts from a novel called Alamut.
Alfred Molina exactly knew in which kind of movie he is, and decides to have fun with it.
Seriously, he was the best thing in this.
@First World Problems name of the video??
By far :)
Knew exactly, not exactly knew
He actually reminded me of Danny De Vito in his prime.
@@fairuse707 what about it?
"the camera gets drunk for a second"
I really hate it when that happens. especially during action scenes. pull yourself together, camera!!
I hate how so many movies nowadays film everything on hand-held cameras and the cameramen are all drunk or have some kind of nervous tick so the camera's always shaking for no necessary reason. 😡
Had me cryingggggg
Or they're just dizzy from all the action and excitement?
This movie was my childhood. Idk why I liked it so much but I did. Still sticks with me to this day
I know right! I loved this movie for some reason. Cinemasins can sin it all they want. Still would watch it again and again.
I’m only 2mins in and we have that Aladdin reference, CinemaSins delivers once again
Throne alone was good too
Don’t forget LOTR
"Oh no! She's probably dead forever. What could possibly bring her back? Oh no." The delivery of this killed me with laughter. 😂😂😂
It's so hard to surprise anyone anymore about the dead not actually being dead. Gentlemen, I give you Avengers - End Game. We just bring them all back.
"Throne Alone." That joke is underrated
And cameo camels
How so the video just came out 12 hours ago.
@@kevinhicks1156 I actually saw one in the bonus round
absolutely nothing in this world gives me as much instant dopamine, as the moment that i hear the mario bonus round music begin at the end of a cinemasins video.
Same here!😂
And then I dance like Dashie.
You need to get out more lol
Inevitable. Prince of Persia was a platformer....
Same, along with the sin removal sound and Jeremy's sarcastic laugh
Also Tamina’s Brittish accent in Persia is worth many sins. Many!!!
So is Jake Gyllenhaals.
Everyone had a british accent in this movie, even the american actors for some reason.
Well Brit-ish.
Facts
Hate to break it to you, Gemma Arterton IS British 😂 that's just how some of us talk
The reason why Tamina doesn't constantly use the dagger is that there is a limited amount of sand in the dagger. Not to mention the consequences of messing with time too much. I know the film is cheesy but at least give them credit for that.
This channel isn't about admiring movies, it's about ruining them. And it's sort of fun.
it's just bad writing by Cinemasins. Cinemasins have been producing shit content for a while now.
another reason why they can't mess with the timeline that much is also because of the Dahaka that literally saps out tresspassers (of another timeline) out of existence.
@@areaofeffect100 tamina is sexy mal
You piss off Dahaka and have to run for your life.
I was half expecting a ”Gemma Arterton is not my girlfriend in this scene” but no
I was fully expecting that sin
CinemaSimps is PC these days
That and "scene does not contain a lapdance" got killed by wokeness.
I was fully expecting it...
@@JakkFrost1 but that quote is a reference to True Lies, but i guess the woke crowd never watched that movie...
"Long ago, in a land far away...cliché."😂
@Robert Monroe that's actually pretty good
@Robert Monroe oh,this is from Aladdin.Now I remember. I thought you made it up. I completely forgot about that.
At least the narration isn't just a text on screen. That alone should cancel that sin.
I'm from persia and its not that far you know
My family used to stay at a hotel where every channel had movies 24/7. Each day for probably 3-4 years in a row this movie was on like 5-6 times a day. And I’d probably seen this 5-6 times each trip. So yeah I like this movie and I’m aware it’s not good.
Yes it is. If you nitpick everything then yeah you probably will end up not liking it
You prob got brain rot from that.
What kind of magical hotel was this?
@@ThatCrippledArtist yeah, I don’t know what everyone’s smoking, this movie is great
@@reillymcwriting True
Prince "I need something that can fix this."
Dagger "I got you fam."
This movie had some of the biggest examples of “slumming it” from some of the biggest actors I’ve seen in a long time.
Ok, it’s been a while since I’ve watched this movie, but the reason they didn’t use the dagger after Dastan used it the first time is BECAUSE ITS EMPTY!!! It needs this special sand in order to work, so basically it’s out of fuel/power… hence them not using it again after this point until it’s been recharged
Yup, CinemaSins is desperate to give this movie more sins.
@@sculpturex I'm guessing they just don't care
This is one of the better video game adaptation movies
True, which I think says less about the quality of this film and more about the lack thereof in many others. It is somewhat enjoyable though, if a bit guiltily so
And again this is why we get crap game/comic movies. Dredd as well was great but marketed horribly. So execs think you gotta change stuff
Definitely better than Assassin's Creed
no, no no. . . .
It really is. I thought it was a decent action film. As a videogame adaptation, it was fairly exceptional.
It also gave me a hint at what we may have seen in the third game that was never made. Mechner's done an interesting job of telling, re-telling, and re-re-telling this story in ways that feels wholly appropriate for an ancient tale.
This is how i watch movies when i dont have time
The Prince of Persia movie wasnt worth your time anyway. I Wish i could get my time Back. Absolutly waste of time.
Same!
@@KenKaneki. just push the dagger my friend
lol same
@@KenKaneki. i dont agree it is really good especially if you played prince of games because you might know more about the story its kinda that the video game is tied with the movie
It's amazing how CinemaSins is the only channel on TH-cam remembering these early 2010's movies that the rest of the world forgot: John Carter, Cowboys vs Aliens, The Lone Ranger...
I'll never forget getting hyped for this movie and then the disappointment when I seen it 🤣
they're starting to run out of better movies
@SCP - 1669 - 43 They already did Citizen Kane
@@chupacabra9357 Rose...*THUD*
He remembers them so you don't have to. Wait, wrong guy....
Sin removal for this movie introducing me to Jake Gyllenhaal as a kid. 😀
Also, this just reminds of how underrated Gemma Arterton is. I freaking loved her in this, Clash of the Titans, & Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. 🖤
For me it was The Day After Tomorrow which introduced me to him
Dang those are some terrible movies on her resume
@@davidtaylor142 you take that back! CotT was an amazing movie!
@@ArkaSaurusRex218 bruh that's not even true off the 70s original
I didn’t like the Clash remake. Did love her in St Trinian’s though.
I can't stop laughing at all the jumps bonus round. 😂
The video game was a huge part of my life at some point...
I loved it
That is pathetic and sad.
they are currently remaking the first game. check the subreddit for details/talks.
Same here. I remember seeing the original game playing in a Radio Shack and being astounded by the smooth character animations. When I finally got a chance to play it, it became a staple game growing up. The sequel, too... the digitized voices seemed so real. I still wonder about the unresolved cliffhanger at the end of The Shadow and The Flame.
I didnt have a pc yet, as a teen, and I wanted a pc which can at least run this game
It use to be my fav game :)
"What I won't accept is that it takes four cuts of Jake Gyllenhaal to make this jump happened." 😂🤣😂🤣
Ikr Dude's agile
How did cinemasins let an apple be thrown without sinning said apple? Never heard of such a thing 😆
It wasn't being eaten, so.....
@@rtpoe Oh, that's the criteria?? I see 😃
@@88happiness the joke started that way but over time even just the implication of an apple was included as well. So yeah I'm surprised he missed that
Thursday is princess sins.
Please be sleeping beauty. Destroy my childhood 😢
Calling it now, The Princess Diaries.
@@Retro_Red First ever 0 sin then?
It's princess merkle.
𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙋𝙁𝙋 🥺🥺
I actually really liked this movie. I would love them to make another one, maybe not with Disney. I especially love the music, the main theme alone already transports me into ancient Persia.
this movie is the ultimate guilty pleasure - l love watching it and it leaves me in a better mood.
It's not a good movie - but highly entertaining
@@armitanabatiI mean, no offense, but to be Persian you’d need to be at least 89 years old
I really like how they are in Persia but have British accents
Seriously, who gives a f* about alledged whitewashing, people in ancient Persia did not speak English anyway...
Moreover this is fictionnal videogame Persia. If (fictionnal) Norse gods can be black in the MCU, if the (fictionnal) Danish Little Mermaid can be of mixed race in the Woke Disney Cinematic Universe, then (fictionnal) Persians can be white as linen sheets and speak posh English.
@UCT23FRN2eoTYMW0qdjseRNg you may have missed my point, I think.
My point being : why are people attaching that much importance to alledged "whitewashing" when the opposite happens everyday and the same people don't give a flying F ? Why oh why should it even be considered a problem, as long as no blackface/minstrel shenanigans are involved, that a role described as "coloured" could be portrayed by a "white" actor (example at hand, Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Shell), when some "coloured" actors (or whatever the culturally sensitive description is nowadays) can play "white roles", no questions asked from the SJW crowd (again, the examples I have quoted before, and just add in Hermione in the Harry Potter stage play)?
This stupid trend of bringing all back to race and racial views is poisoning and destroying the American society, and also slowly contaminating the rest of the western societies. Stop describing skin colour as if it was a culture or society of its own, as if it was anything else than just DNA encoding how much melanine will pigment the skin. Skin colour should be (mostly) irrelevant nowadays (that is, casting George Washington or any of the Continental Congress as a black man or Harriet Tubman as a blue eyed blonde would be weird).
Sorry if I threw a tantrum/if I went on a verbal rampage...
it was a horrible movie, couldnt they have at least taught the WHITE actors to have middle eastern accents or something
𝙄𝙠𝙧!!!
For those that don’t get it, I’m being SARCASTIC
'What is this? Throne Alone?'
This has to be a movie
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Don't give them ideas!!!
I'm still obsessed with this movie, I've seen it so many time
What's your favorite part of the film?
How tho?
I watched it daily for months after it came out on DVD.
It's a good movie.
@@JosephDavies One of the best. It’s sooo good.
This is actually a pretty good movie compared to most other movies based on video games.
Dammit, the sentence should've been anakin saying he doesn't like sand
Missed opportunity
I loved this movie, I think this is one of the better adaptations of a video game
Eh, kind of has nothing to do with the actual game's plot. The entire message is absolutely different. While his father got punished for stealing ancient artifacts from a different culture he didn't understand the use of. Taking slaves and cursing his own people with the sands of time. Turning them into creepy sand monsters. While the whole story is told as a story. Since every failure is treated as" that's not how the story ended" I usually don't like Ubisoft, but those early games were actually good, unlike the rest, where they are absolutely buggy worthless garbage that has mtx and time savers.
Nah movie was trash compared to the games. Should've kept more story elements from the game would've been way better.
CS: Seems like their most trusted General would have more tactics than just "attacking head on"
Ambrose Burnside: "Hold my beer!"
"Apply directly to the forehead!"
I mean he is "most trusted general", not "best general".
Needed a second bonus round for every time someone shouts “Dastan!” And then a third for every time you said Dastan in the last twenty minutes 🤪
Cinemasins sin not realizing that the king saw bravery in a child who was willing to take the place of his friend to protect him and was impressed but then discovered he was a homeless orphan and that is why he adopted Dastan.
Also the reason for all of the parkour was that it was one of the key abilities given to Dastan when the game was created.
Never been this early before.....except for when I was in the theatre for this. As a persian, it became a duty to watch it when I was a kid, quality be damned.
www.thecsnetwork.co.uk/post/asian-actors-for-prince-of-persia-remake
As an Iranian what yours opinion on this fan cast? I tried to be mindful to cast actors of Iranian descent for the Iranian characters and South Asians for the Maharajah characters.
@Amir-Hamza Oh I'm not Iranian. I'm technically ancient Persian/Parsi - from before when Persia became Iran. That being said, I honestly don't see any point in rebooting it just to fit a particular ethnicity. I don't think I ever considered the movie less than what I consider it to be because of the lack of Asian actors. That being said, in the current politically correct world (which I am unfortunately very much not a part of), I think your casting is pretty much on point! Interesting article too. Well done. Try and root around for more Parsi actors if you like - they'd be an even closer match to what you're gunning for. But otherwise, absolutely spot on.
@@KiyanushKaranjia yeah in the case of Prince's mum Queen Mehri the wiki stated she is Indian but never specified an ethnicity so I assumed she was an Indian Parsi and I had Nina Wadia a British actress of Indian Parsi origin for Queen Mehri.
@@Epic_Amir_Hamza I saw that! Nice touch. Yes, as far as I am aware, she is actually a parsi.
@@Epic_Amir_Hamza im iranian american and i think you did great with the fan cast!
9:26 fun fact
in old persia Architecture roofs were half sphere shaped with a hole so the hole provides light in markets and the half sphere helps with the heat
Maybe I will get crucified for this but it won't hurt to have a sequel for this movie to continue the games story
I'd rather a better Sands of Time adaptation but I can't overexaggerate how much I need a Warrior Within TV show or movie! Complete with same soundtrack. That would be SICK!
In this day and age of outrage mafia? They'd have all kinds of istaphobe names for this movie. No, some things are better left buried in the Sands of Time...
Or a remake
I still remember playing the second prince of persia game, not paying enough attention to a cutscene telling me which route to go, and getting stuck somewhere. I realized my mistake and tried to use the sands to go back to before i jumped down and.... the sands only got me to partway through the fall. I was stuck because i didn't have some ability or enough stamina or something to continue the route i'd chosen.
This is one of those movies that’s hilariously bad, but not boring. You can watch it and ironically enjoy it.
Hey this doesn't look so bad -- if you're into lore and adventure movies and games -- this movie is fine. It seems to be made with a lot of genuine enthusiasm.
It's fun summer movie, plot wise it's watchable; not confusing
If you can have fun with it, is it really bad? That's a question that I always ask myself
@@somebody700 Also, the fact that the Mughals are a thing, implying that this happened during the Safavid Dynasty which didn't control nearly as much land as portrayed.
What are you guys talking about? It's a very good movie
Imagine being Gemma Arterton and every time someone Googles your name it reminds them that this is the film for which you are famous.
Actually this isn't the movie that made her famous
@@tshelby5212 what is? I only know her from Lost in Austen
It gets worse, she was also on the terrible remake of Clash of the Titans lol
@@priscilabee583 That wasn’t her fault. WB pulled the same shit on Clash that they did on Snyder and his movie. Arterton once stated in an interview they filmed a totally different movie. However, WB saw their version and told them “We wanted a ‘Clash of the Titans’ remake, that’s it.” And brought them back to reshoot large chunks of the movie. Rumor has it the original ‘Clash’ they made is still in WB’s hands.
@@xletragedyx Quantum of Solace is the movie that made her famous,
I love this movie so much, its one of maybe five movies that will always put me in a good mood
I usually end up getting annoyed with the number of sins that aren't warranted or make no sense but this one was spot on. Yet somehow this was one of the better video game movies and I enjoyed it for what it was.
So unbelievably weird that I was thinking about this movie earlier
Me too. I was actually going to watch it
I was just thinking about it last week and how they never made a sequel lol
I bought it on blu ray recently actually haha
@@BlueDauntless it’s on Disney +
I love this movie. Definitely one of my favorite films.
Aw dude the Lego sets from this movie were fucking dope!
Same😎👍
Hell yeah a fellow fan
Same
IM NOT ALONE! I LOVE THIS MOVIE
I was expecting the bonus round to deal with the invisible camels.
*camels are never truly invisible as long as you can trip over the residue they leave behind*
This was always one of those film that was kinda stupid but also kinda really underrated. Feels like a masterpiece compared to a lot of the garbage released nowadays.
I haven't seen this movie in sooo long. I finally have a reason to watch it again.
It’s such a good movie.
I love this movie, critics be damned.
@@BlueDauntless Same.
@@chasehedges6775 this is as good as a movie as a kidney stone is a joy to have...watch anything, Use the time on a classic like Casablanca or in playing the games...that's a better use of time than this mate, i know is just my opinion...but have some self love
@@BlueDauntless yea it was actually pretty good. I love the chase scenes
The outtakes were a hit list of all my favourite films.
This channel is immortal, we have spoken
I think this is one of the best video game movie adaptations. I unironically enjoyed watching it. Don't forget it was released 11 years ago.
STOP MAKING ME SEE ALL OF MY FAVORATE MOVIES MISTAKES! U BLOWIN MA MIND!
The reason why dastan and tamina weren't using the dagger at certain situations is because the sand in the dagger is limited..it can't be used multiple times. Like ammo for a gun..u can't keep shooting if u're outta ammo
1:55, the scene from mystery men when The Bleu Raja, helped Mr.Furious climb the wall to Casanova Frankenstein 🤣🤣🤣🤣
'Only the Guardian can return the dagger... and... he must .., make love to the holder...'
'Well ... if that's the rules ... guess I have no choice...'
Can't wait for the Zack Snyder Warrior Within adaptation that will feature Kevin Hart as the prince and the rock as the dahaka
😂😂😂
Ah the dahaka, during the first encounter I died 5 times before I realized I needed to run away from him.
You called?
@@Zazapower12 oh shit! ( runs away )
Anytime I get a notification for cinemasins my day is automatically better
Same
Yeah
Ditto.
Same. I was having a crap morning then this popped up and I felt better 😊.
I know this is based on my request, but please make these next :
"Everything Wrong With Animals United"
"Everything Wrong With Sausage Party"
"Everything Wrong With Turbo"
"Everything Wrong With Robocop 2"
and many more...
@SCP - 1669 - 43 yeah great idea too.
It took over 10 years for this moment to happen been waiting for you to rip apart of one of my favorite movies growing up
Remember when we didn't have the Detective Pikachu movie? Pepperidge farm remembers.
Jake Gyllenhaal--a white dude, is playing a Persian. DING. Next thing you know they'll have Tom Cruise playing a samurai...oh wait...
I'm a zoroastrian of persian descent. I'm pretty white and so is everyone in my family as well as everyone where my parents are from. Maybe you should do some research
@@SummerFrost91 He is not of Persian descent. That was my meaning. Rather than be authentic to the character's lineage, the producers chose Gyllenhaal. Forgive the inadequate description.
@@davidguerrero941 fair enough :P
Gemma Arterton was my favorite actress during the early 2010s for some reason probably having to do with her beauty 🌚
Please do Braveheart, Mask of Zorro, Ever After, and Swan Princess, next!
As much as I love this movie, I would *ABSOLUTELY* watch a version where every jump is replaced with a Mario or Sonic jumping sound.
I can’t wait for you to get your hands on the new fast and furious movie. Honestly can’t wait.
@5:35 - @5:51 all these 'sins' are explained if you watched the movie...the dagger can only go back 1 minute in time and any further than that requires releasing the sands that could destroy the world, and many of the subsequent "sins" are explained, again if you watch the movie, by the fact they have limited sands of time with them and used up most of it in the first couple of uses
Yes many of the sins are just false
If you want to roast then please do some research
Neeeeeeeerd
*Hot take:* this is my favorite live action videogame adaptation
Not a hot take
How is your opinion (and one widely shared, no less) a hot take?
I too think this movie is a good adaptation.
@@JosephDavies yeah lmao people say hot take: and then say the most popular take they can think of
@@onionman9563 I'm often confused by the term, perhaps this is why.
@@JosephDavies yeah like most language it is incorrectly used by lots of people
This movie is the reason why I developed a crush on Jake Gyhallenhaal
My parents were obsessed with this movie when I was younger
😉👍👍
That was the game.
No one was obsessed with this movie lol
How old are your parents??
Did they play the game?
I low-key miss the bonus Mario sins, but gotta give it to Jake G that guy worked in this movie, competing against Tom Cruise 😂
Now if only you’d sin Gemma’s movie “Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters.”
I love that movie, but it does have its faults.
This was my movies when I was a kid. I remember watching this in a movie theater. Wow imagine that lol
What!? No sin removal for Gemma Arterton? I can think of a few good reasons exactly why!! I petition for a recount! XD
Gemma Arterton being in a movie should be an automatic sin removal, god she’s so hot.
Yup, her in the pink at the funeral scene, shouldn't even be allowed in a Disney movie
*”the Bay Cut to a movie he didn’t even direct”*
Had me dying!! 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
6 minutes in and and still waiting for a sin Bonus Round for all the lead characters who very clearly have British/American accents in a movie set in Persia
Couldn't have Iranians on. 2010 lest it cause an international incident!
*would have been better if they all had very pronounced southern twang accents and all wore mullets*
Okay but can we take a second to acknowledge that this movie has a killer soundtrack? Harry Gregson-Williams did such an amazing job with the music for this film.
Lol. When I first watched this movie as a kid I thought it was the best thing to ever exist.
Love it! Nice work... this one needed it!
I guess you could say the editor likes his jump cuts.
As soon as the jumps bonus round starting playing my son ran into the room thinking I was playing Super Mario Bros. 😆👍
Best movie starring Jake ❤ love the music ..the authentic style.. best scene is when he stood on top of the tower then jumped in assassin's creed style lol..piece of art ❤
Good to see the bonus round making an appearance!
*the allure of running around with sharp pointy objects while you being chased by those intent on popping the more popular bits from your body then jumping up and down on them before setting them on fire never grows old...unless you are actually caught and you do in fact lose those bits of your body you might have been really, really fond of and had looked forward on using later recreationally*
I remember Lego selling products based of this movie
Gemma Arterton is literal perfection in this movie. Remove 10000000 sins.
This channel is pure gold, instant follow
The end bonus points got me rolling 😂
This and John Carter had so much potential
I loveee this movie. I played the games and although the movie didn't quite follow the Sands of Time game, it was a great movie to watch
Absolutely love your videos!
I've always wanted you to do this movie! Missed it by 2 months, but I always loved this movie, but I am biased, because they are some of my most favorite games of all time!
I'm disappointed you didn't sin the Papyrus font.
My two favorite things: Prince of Persia and CinemaSins :3
This is one of my favorite movies. I'm happy you reviewed it.
“Fuck this Urn” killed me
5:25 Yes, a time traveling dagger that hold the Sands of Time... JUST LIKE IN THE VIDEO GAME THE MOVIE IS BASED ON.
5:48 the dagger by itself can only rewind time for as far as a whole minute. However when stabbing the giant hourglass that holds the Sands of Time, as long as you want. However it is a sin on the movie for not showing the FULLEST extent how far back the dagger can rewind time, because i needed the game to help me remember the rules. When showing this to someone who has never played the games, they are gonna ask the same question.
6:16 the dagger can only hold a finite amount of sand as shown in the previous scene when Dastan rewound time twice, and let's say Tamina does rewind time, then what? She has no way out of this scenario and she would have wasted the charge.
6:47 dude... you are unworthy of that comparison. Don't even. -_-
8:03 good luck shitting those keys out afterwards. That would hurt as much as pissing out kidney stones.
11:17 okay, you get one. When Dastan first discovered the dagger, Nizam had every opportunity to take the dagger from before the King's murder. He could have even persuaded Dastan to simply give it to him. Done.
15:11 no, that knife throw was awesome. You are the one that is horses*it.
16:38 haven't you heard of "a brother killing a brother for more power?"
You need to do Indiana Jones and the last crusade soon. That one has a few cinema sins in it. Can you find them for us?
Still a good movie though
He hasn't even done temple of doom yet. That one is by far the worst (even though I like it)
I thought crystal skull was the worst.
@@willieg7895 I honestly forgot it existed
Glad to see the bonus round making a return
So much of the jumping is all the same jump where Jake poses like he's about to flap wings.