Catwoman - Caravan of Garbage
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ค. 2024
- We're kicking off this new batch of Caravan Of Garbage which we're going to refer to as the DC Graveyard. A failed batch of comic book properties that were set to kick of a franchise or at the very least a sequel that ended up bombing either critically, commercially or both. First up is Catwoman 2004 an abysmal effort despite the best efforts of one Halle Berry. How did this happen? Who's the say. But it did and it's extremely baffling scene to scene. Thanks for watching!
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The total runtime of all the collective TH-cam reviews I've watched of this movie add up to be far longer than the movie itself. So, in a strange way, this movie has provided an incredible amount if entertainment for me, despite my NEVER HAVING SEEN IT.
Be careful not to see it else you might wind up with a net loss of enjoyment factor
Same for me also for The last Airbender movie which I've never seen.
Bro just like me for real
Who provided your favorite review of this movie?
same lol
It is absolutely insane that this movie came out only 11 months before Batman Begins.
Right!!
Oh man I’ve never thought about it like that. The 2000’s were wild
you just obliterated my entire perception of time and reality
@@a.t.3192 The world isn't real. It can't be! How does any of this make sense??
Well, Fantastic Four (2005) came out one month after Batman Begins (2005), so yeah... the time was too early for BB (but to be fair, FF is average and mostly harmless and not WTF were they thinking)
James and Mason seeing every movie from 2002-2010 genuinely explains everything; like that’s why they’re both like this
*They didn't see Catwoman though, so there needs to be an asterisk.
Agreed hahaha
I love how ominous this post is, haha!
"Why are you the way that you are?" -- Michael Scott
I can see why they're more willing to say movies are 'fine.' When you see ALL of them, you see the bad bad.
Ab-so-fuckin-lutely
"Can we do Daredevil but weirder and hornier" was 100% the pitch 😂😂😂
😂
I love that she sees pictures of the magic cat through history like the cat is Doctor Who.
Or the Pick of Destiny
Doctor Mew
@@roseofoulesfamemew? Cats say meow lol
I strongly believe The Batman would have benefitted from having a sexy basketball scene like this masterpiece.
With Jim Gordon
And the Riddler.
You gotta give these guys medals from going through all 5 Twlight movies and then going straight into this
The highly coveted Scumbag Maclunkey award
They need to do all the high school musicals next
Not all heroes wear capes. Or even butt cutouts.
When your covered in shit - what's a little more shit going to do?
@@TheSchaef47 😂😂
“Get ready for this; something depressing” is an amazing new segment and should be kept
" 'cause she's girl." is a fantastic motivation for any character
cause she's a girl is what today is all about
I had always assumed that is the motivation of any female character in any form of media ever
She's a female superhero so... she must fight cosmetics-related crimes? Because... logic?????
@@immaleaf4964 Wah wah wah
@@immaleaf4964 you just ruined an awesome comment
Mason, aged 21: "I refuse to see Catwoman. It looks horrible and has nothing to do with Batman or Gotham or Selina Kyle."
Mason, aged 40: "LITTLE CAT PAWS! TEEHEEHEEEHEEHEE."
He was so proud of that dad joke, too
Them saying they saw every single film in that era explains so much of the weird and obscure films they have referenced for the past few years
I’m not gonna lie “I’m a cat racist” had me dying…literally I was choking on my soda 🤣😂🤣😂
@@jennyanydots2389 ...What?
@@jennyanydots2389 take ur meds
@@jennyanydots2389 that’s sick dude 🤮
It's also a running gag which makes it better
Halle Berry immediately gained back my respect after this performance for not only showing up to the razzies(most actors take it as a huge slight and don't attend), but for giving a hilariously over the top emotional acceptance speech. She doesn't seem like she has an inflated ego and just took it in stride
That's pretty respectable, never taking yourself too seriously. This didn't derail her career either. Maybe it took bump on the round but she did well after this movie.
I think it's also easier to do in the same year you're nominated for Best Actress as well. It gives you the confidence to be able to play with the silliness of the Razzies.
I love Constantine. The only thing wrong with it is the fact it's called Constantine; if it'd been a new IP, it would have been much better received. Most of the criticism was down to the fact that John Constantine the character bore no resemblance whatsoever to the one in the movie. But overall it was great fun - and Tilda Swinton, as so often the case, was some perfect movie-stealing casting as well.
A _Constantine_ clip so shortly after a _Night Watch_ reference? What a wild underrated movie nostalgia bump for this proud/sad millennial!
I will say, I wasn't at all familiar with the character when I first watched the movie, but I've got a lot more of both under my belt since then and I agree with you. I think the flick has a *lot* going for it if you can get past the "source material" hurdle.
I love Constantine and I read the book adaptation I loved it. But I was also 14. I haven't been back to it in about 15 years so I'm excited for next weeks COG
Yeah think it’s a really good movie, there is a dc animated Constantine movie that is actually accurate to the character and is pretty gruesome in places. But yeah the live action film is awesome for a 2000s supernatural thriller. Except Shia Labeouf as the random sidekick character but Tilda Swinton. And Peter Stormare steal it for me. Also second best Keane Reeves clears out a lobby full of baddies after the matrix.
Constantine is actually a pretty good movie, though not a very good adaptation of the character or comic. (it's probably a blessing that Keanu is not trying to do a British accent)
Really similar to End Of Days.
this movie, adjusted for inflation, was more expensive than Moonfall. they must have set the money on fire
It went to the early 2000s CGI
Moneyfall.
Both starred Halle Berry.
They could've used that money to go to the orphanage or being used for a school or donation. But NO!
After the Dark Knight videos, I was fully expecting this to be Cats.
That would’ve been such a good running joke
@Critics Cup missed opportunity by the boys
The best T-1000 scene ever has to be the Dark Knight, for Heath Ledger’s performance alone.
Hot Shots Part Deux.
For some reason, showing the visual of Yoda on Luke’s back with the audio of Mason saying “get off our backs” made me laugh way harder than it should’ve
I forget if they've already covered Green Lantern but I assume that will definitely be in the DC Graveyard.
Guest starring Ryan Reynolds
Pitof: She can steal, wait she does that in the comics... she got to put that stuff back, I'm reading the comics while making this movie😂😂
can’t wait for this fresh trilogy of “DC’s DeCeased Movies” !
18:44 I laughed way harder at Ben getting bludgeoned in the back of the head than I should have 😂 totally caught me off guard
The Ben/Laurence... feud(?) is possibly my favourite developing sub-bits of these things.
I gasped
Hey James, this is actually a really good video. It ain’t no Interstellar Explained, but still really good.
10:17 the perfectly timed banter and Ben/Laurence’s always flawless editing is why I keep coming back, no matter the movie.
10:02 My favorite from this list was "feline inquisition". That cracked my sides up *HARD!*
The feline inquisition is kind of a real thing - in the 12th and 13th century there was a witchcraft panic in Europe that centered on cats, causing many to be killed.
There's speculation that culling the cats worsened the Black Plague, which was able to spread through unchecked rat populations.
Moral of the story, don't be a cat racist. 🐈⬛
I remember being a kid and loving DC and Batman and being so confused when I saw this movie. I was so excited for it that I couldn’t admit that I didn’t like it until later. 😂 same thing happened when I saw Daredevil, he was my favorite superhero and I couldn’t admit the movie was bad because I didn’t want it to be.
It’s unbelievably confusing. How do the producers of films like catwoman go from “catwoman is an antihero cat burglar who sometimes has relations with Batman.” to “let’s make Halle Barry a magical, literal cat lady who receives the power and abilities of cats to fight crime”.
What were they thinking?!
How do you feel about Batman v superman now?
You should be a TH-camr! Those are the requirements.
@@ymirs4400 I like that movie.
Green Lantern was that for me.
To my knowledge, the only comic book movies Benjamin Bratt did was this and Doctor Strange, and both involved him playing basketball. Who'd have thought
I like to imagine the entire plot of sharon stone's skin being turned into stone is based entirely on the fact that her surname is stone
"Can we make Daredevil but weirder and hornier?"
Best description of Catwoman (2004) ever!
I saw cat women at the cinema and the whole cinema was laughing at this film. It started as a low murmer but then once it dawned on people the movie ssucked people started to join in on the laughter.
It was hilarious at the time. I remember someone asking me if it was good and I laughed just thinking about it. He's like wtf are you laughing for. I said it's terrible dude don't bother it's hilariously bad.
He went and saw it and txt me a you are not wrong hilarious
Really wish I could have a cinema experience like this lmao
I can’t wait for the MCU movie starring Death as she fights a cosmetics company.
14:06 OH! So THAT'S how the joker got his scars! He used the face cream. Damn no wonder he never tells his actual backstory.
I tried watching Catwoman once. It’s one of the few times in my life I gave up and refused to finish a movie. Since then I’ve considered it and Elektra (another movie I couldn’t finish) the worst superhero movies.
On another note since you did the first Swamp Thing movie you should watch it’s sequel the Return of Swamp Thing. You could try and watch the first Wonder Woman TV movie; before the Lynda Carter version. And if you’re feeling really bold the two Legends of the Superheroes specials. They’re not movies but they are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to live action DC stuff. But it does have Adam West and Burt Ward in it. Underneath the barrel though is the tv version of the Superman musical.
Catwoman is probably the movie I’ve watched the most. I couldn’t get enough of it as a kid
Steel has been scientifically proven to be the worst superhero movie made to date.
@@HappyCynic My research determined that I was able to actually finish Steel which is incredibly mediocre compared to the full on in your face bad of Catwoman.
I saw Elektra in theaters and even though I was young as hell, I knew I was watching trash. The only thing that sticks in my memory about that film is the same thing as the horrible ghost rider movie. They both set up somewhat interesting enemies for the hero to fight.. and then they just kill them immediately with no tension. I think Elektra had a villian with tattoos of animals that he could transform into spirits and use them in battle or surveillance type stuff, and that was interesting and a unique look of a character, and then I think she just stabs him in half a second. Elektra and ghost rider are like "blue balls: the movie"
Thank you Maso for the information about Peter Wingfield. The man became an anaesthesiologist too, one of the most in-demand types of doctors!
I remember watching it as a kid with my parents and asked them where Batman was. They told me Tom Lone was Batman and I was confused as hell.
"Cat's in history, do they know some stuff?"
"At least one knows some stuff"
Well it sure as shit ain't my cat, she gets confused and angry about the operation of a dishwasher
“Cats. Do They Know Stuff? Magical Stuff? Lets Find Out!” Is about to be the next reality show hosted by Mr.Peanutbutter
the amount of shit movies Halle Berry has been in is astonishing she must have one of the worst agents in Hollywood
I think it says more about what roles she or her peers are offered. Women just aren't given the lead in 100M action movies very often, it's not her fault they decided to hire a guy who intentionally didn't want to make a good movie for some reason. When you look at all the hoops Charlize Theron had to jump through to get Atomic Blonde made, it's pretty crazy, she basically had to get it funded herself. I think the options are, she takes the movies with good paydays to feed her bank account (but to her credit, she does give her all in even the real bad movies, she definitely doesn't mail it in), then she does smaller movies that interest her.
She’s worth $90 million
I'm shocked that this wasn't already an episode, like in my brain of course they would have done Catwoman already
My fiancé loves Constantine. I now watch it regularly and really isn’t that bad. When you said DC graveyard I immediately was like oh yes, they’re doing Constantine. Can’t wait. Love you guys. ♥️
watch it early on big sandwhich??? I (and everyone currectly reading this as it comes out) are!!
Man said “I are”
@@DoctorPayne I had to priotize the mates first, it would've Been everyone else am then
Lmao I'm fine waiting
@@Hypclen I respect this, a selfless move
I was half expecting 'Vampires Suck'. Half disappointed.
I'm sure you're gonna cover Supergirl or Green Lantern in this DC graveyard, but one I recommend, it's pretty bad and not talked about too much, is Wes Craven's 1982 Swamp Thing...
th-cam.com/video/JGHCJAhw_fs/w-d-xo.htmlsi=7cOblfs0QUePAgAJ They actually have covered the 1982 swamp thing in this video here; they talk about the modern series for a bit at the start but then they move into it.
I'm not ashamed to admit I loved this movie as a kid, I even dressed up as Catwoman for a school disco 😅
You should be
Yikes
I'm absolutely dying of laughter & joy from you bois giving this film a proper licking...maso's "can we make another daredevil but stranger & hornier"😆.
I'm not sure I'm ready for them to clown on Constantine. There's some legit awesome shit in that flick.
Love it. Really similar to End Of Days.
I remember James actually liking Constantine in his early YT days. I think he even recommended it in one of his videos. Don't know if he still feels the same though.
1:51 “do they know stuff?” Yes, clearly he knows something we don’t, about that tissue box
When you mentioned watching the film, 'Gabriel', I started thinking about Tilda Swinton in 'Constantine'.
I can't believe this is what we're seeing next!
Ah yes the most female empowering movie ever brought to screen, premiered on international womens day.
Quality stuff gentlemen
You’ve done Catwoman and Steel and you’re gonna do Constantine. Well then you also have to do Jonah Hex.
I second Jonah Hex. It's such a surreal film in hindsight (Josh Brolin being in before Marvel made him a bigger name, Megan Fox just kind of being there as Lilah Black, etc.).
@@b.parker1740josh brolin was already big. He was in the goonies. One of the most iconic films of all time
Thank God, they finally did Batman Begins
Having never seen this, a 20 minute summary from 1 goat and two legends was adequate
I think they went that weird cosmetics crime route because it's vaguely similar to Catwoman's only character trait in BTAS, which is that she commits crime to fight for animal rights.
I hope you do Jonah Hex in the future - it's a forgotten gem of trash that stands unparalleled in terms of its own nothingness. Also Michael Fassbender is in it!
I wonder if anyone involved with this movie, actors, writers, director or producer ever thought that it was going well?
I think it was a case of Hollywood not really knowing what was a ‘good’ comic book movie back in 2004. Even though there had been a few good ones, the genre still wasn’t taken seriously. I’d say most comic book movies back then were closer to Catwoman quality than Spider-Man 2 quality
10:22 I don’t know what I expect to happen but I’m glad that happened
Awesome review/recap guys. Hard to imaging this movie coming out right before Spider Man 2 and less than a year before Batman Begins. Movies are weird/awesome!
The handwriting stuff is burned in my memory.
Like the casual inspection makes the connection and it completely right, but then a highly paid and highly trained handwriting professional gets it wrong and goes as far to even state the two people would hate each other.
How many people were so on the fence about seeing The Batman, and yet it's easily one of the best films I've ever seen
Honestly, her accepting the razzie while holding her Oscar is so badass that I forgive her for this movie 😂
It's 6:30 am and I've not gone to sleep, but I can't NOT watch a new Mr. Sunday Movies upload!
5:30 for me, and I feel the same!
This isn’t Batman Begins.
I’m laughing because I realize that I’ve worked with this Pitof character before, and not once did anyone mention that he had done this movie - was completely unaware it was him - now I see why! 😂
I genuinely like Walking Tall nothing wrong with the Rock actually trying and acting
Yeah Walking Tall is pretty good. I think. I haven’t seen it since the year 2004
Yea, it's not as good as The Rundown but it's not bad. Just let down by the third act unfortunately
He was trying. I wouldn't go as far as to say he was acting.
Holy shit I loved Constantine, looking forward to that one, it was also 15 years after release and countless rewatches that I learned it actually had a post credit scene.
Whaaaaaaat?
Really similar to End Of Days.
Over the course of 5 years ive slowly listened to these guys lose their sanity for our entertainment
Nice going, whoever decided *this* was the Catwoman we needed.
You guys make the best videos on TH-cam. Fantastic editing. Best jokes ever.
The irony is that Halle Berry is a good actress. This could have been a great movie. I hope that she got a good paycheck for this one.
I'm gonna save this one for later when I need a good laugh cuz I can already tell from the title...it's gonna be quite the ride
1:26 Mason’s little giggle lives in my head rent free
Watching the last twilight caravan of garbage, when you guys said “we’re doing Catwoman” my first thought was “oh my god, imagine” and then I scrolled down and saw this video and this is now my favorite TH-cam channel ever.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson would make the perfect Catwoman. Not some weird political statement - I just think that would be a very interesting film.
He did make an excellent Tooth Fairy
Oh my god I’m so glad we’re finally getting Constantine, I’m sure they’ll say this but way more people would have liked that movie if it wasn’t called Constantine
I really like Constantine. And i read the comics. The film is really similar to End Of Days.
As a teenager I LOVED this film. It’s so bizarre to think of it now I’ve read lots of Batman comics etc. As a kid I didn’t mind how ridiculous it was. Guess I just liked seeing a super heroine (kinda). Also I realised I liked girls.
That's very similar to what my wife was saying to me yesterday!
Then the movie was totally worth it
CoG: Return of Swamp Thing? Definitely worthy of a review!
I've got a fondness for this movie, but it's mostly because when I first watched this I was young and figuring out I was gay
Technically the last glimpse of the burtonverse was in 2017 the Lego batman movie where Billy dee Williams had a cameo as two face
Also Zoe kravitz was catwoman in that film 😂😂
In bed at midnight hardly tired thinking what should I watch, now this is timing fellas
From Catwoman to Constantine is the biggest jump from garbage to not garbage that I have ever seen on this channel. Looks forward to it next week.
+10 for Mason's trimmed beard in this one. Well, -10 for Mason's beard-based super powers, but + 10 for the inclusion.
Great content as always, boys. However, in this episode it just reminded me of the disposable garbage we got in the mid 2000's 😂Horrible time for movies and music.
The way they try to make us think Halle's curls and natural hair is ugly and that whitewashed hair is the way to go......💀
Great job on the edit Laurence! *chefs kiss*
I'm surprised you guys haven't covered Kangaroo Jack in this series yet🤣 it may be the single greatest movie ever filmed in Australia. Then again, probably not.
OR IS IT?! You guys gotta find out I guys🤷🏼♂️
Not DC related but I would honestly love to hear you guys talk about each book (season) of Avatar the Last Airbender and then the god awful M. Night Shyamalan movie all before the new live action Netflix adaptation comes out
You guys are the best, no other movie commentary pod cast is as funny as you all
Never saw Catwoman. The Kitty Cam has generated a lot more goodwill towards it than I anticipated.
This is one of my two favorite bad movies of all time, along with Jack Frost (and I don't mean the Michael Keaton one). After Catwoman in Batman Forever got licked back to life I didn't think it was possible to have a dumber origin, but like a magic cat this movie breathed life back into Patiance Phillips as well as my understanding of how stupid something can be. I want to give a special shout out to my favorite scene, in which a group of street toughs are having a party so loud, in the middle of a city, in a building across the street, that Patiance Phillips is unable to sleep. So she goes over there and uses her magical cat powers to jump up on a bar that's about waist height, something only somone with magical cat powers could ever possibly do as evidence by everybody at the party being so stunned they all gasp and take a step backwards. Then she uses her magical cat powers to spray them all with the nozzle on the keg, knocking them all backwards and defeating them forever. None of those people will ever party again, thanks to the magical cat powers of Patiance Phillips. Amazing stuff. Anyway, congradulations on watching an actually good movie next week, you guys desesrve it.
*Batman Returns
Jack Frost the horror movie? SOOO wild!
Constantine is a great movie
This movie continues the streak of Benjamin Bratt playing Detective Curtis in literally everything he's in. Everything except, like, he plays Ernesto in Coco, and in Doctor Strange he plays a plot device.
The goddamn gadget show clips! I love whoever is editting this one!
The thing I remember about this movie is that it was shortly after Halle Berry had quit doing Storm saying, roughly, that she was too good for them. I mean, probably, yeah, but wow, how did this happen?!
Oh, and how she orders a White Russian, hold the vodka and ice, to get a glass of cream. That was pretty good too.
There’s still kahlua in it, so she would have still gotten that coffee liqueur. But the fact it was supposed to just be creamer/milk means they didn’t do that like correctly. Should be “White Russian hold the vodka, ice and kahlua”
Seeing her in these clips makes me realize that Berry could've been a *great* Catwoman, if the material was better. (Also she's adorable.)
She quit doing Storm and then returned for X-Men 3?
Look, I didn't say I have a good memory
Ahead of next week's episode, I just wanna say I thought Constantine was definitely one of the best DC films
Also I'm surprised you didn't mention the male Catwoman stunt double in catwivia
Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman went pretty hard. Definitely left a mark on my young mind at the time, lol.
Ayyyyyyyyy, Constantine! Actually shockingly good!
2:13 Missed opportunity to use the clip from the Harley Quinn cartoon where Tim Burton is dating Catwoman
You should definitly do Jonah Hex for this series. I would love to see your thoughts on it
If they had clay face as a secondary villain against the makeup company, it would be a slightly better movie.
"You wanna know how I got these scars?"
"Maybe it's Maybelline?"