The Reddit Coconut Story - Tales From the Internet
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The coconut story is one of Reddit's most infamous weird stories.
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“His coconut gun, fires in spurts”
He ded
@@blanchfor And then there's Chunky
Yay pinned coment 😄
bruh
Oh my god 😂
Whang, I love you, but good lord man
Hey, love your vids.
Yeah the potato chip analogy was too much
Hey dad
Oh hey, wendigoon! Enjoying your work
Hi dad
The moment you said like “fat bloated flies” my brain was like “omg he got the flies pregnant?!”
I mean, he could have
@@brakistroier don't fink so
That gives me uncomfortable Blowfly Girl vibes. :p Like, if she was the one getting impregnated by flies or something though...
Oh, no thank you, I do not like that thought at all
That's would be even more cursed
This brings new meaning to "coconut cream pie".
Y you do dis 😂🤦🏽♂️
Pre cocunut water, condensed coconut milk, hmm...
As DK once said;
"I'll shower you with coconut cream pies"
I ain't never eating coconuts again 💀💀💀💀
@@mrtrollnator123But you ate them before. Who's to say they weren't filled with thick and creamy coconut cream? ;)
"Cockbleed" sounds like a great Death Metal band name.
"Christian mothers should be wary of Cockbleed."
I think Cannibal Corpse already took that idea with "I Cum Blood."
Made me think of Illbleed
@@theshadowyparasite9448 what's your pfp from? it looks familiar
@@sphinx2077 Reaper: Tale of a Pale Swordsman
@@jameskazd9951 If the titles of Cannibal Corpse songs describe me I have alot more to worry about than blood coming out of my dick.
He was feeding an entire swarm of flies with his coom. Does that make him the Lord of the Flies?
Father of Flies, at the very least.
I mean, he completely destroyed that coconut like that rock completely destroyed that fat kid, so
That makes him a hive lord
Nurgle vibes
Lord of the flies would be fucking a boars head
Of all the things I've heard in your videos, the chip dip thing was by far the most horrifying. I audibly groaned and then asked my wife "Did you hear that shit?" and as I looked over at her, her face displayed the repulsion I felt.
We're both veterans of the early internet, the Wild West days, and you managed to shock us. Bravo.
yeah i'm gonna have to say that made me feel more mentally violated and disturbed than the story itself
It's the little things that get you. I've read through the Jolly Rancher Story, Swamps of Dagobah, the people melting to their seats, I've watched countless hours of war footage and Liveleak, ect. The works.
That simple little chew the chip to make the next chips dip thing got me outta left field and was one of the worst things I've ever heard. Definitely not THE worst, not even a longshot, but still immensely heinous.
"Be wary of Cockbleed" sounds like a dropped title for an RL Stine book.
R rated goosebumps?
@@kalebreed6363 are those like being “ribbed for her pleasure?”
...i guess those would be x rated goosebumps. of course, if they’re down there, it’s less likely to be goosebumps and more like herpes 🤷♂️
"The old loads became the new lube"
I'm done
Coconut with extra n u t
gotta put the *nut* in the *coconut* , amirite?
What a missed opportunity. He should have corked it and put it back on the tree.
@InsanoBinLooney LMAO
This why y'all have stds
“be wary of cockbleed” sounds like a tip you’d read on a dark souls loading screen
Or a message left on the ground.
This keeps coming back to me at random times please 😭
@@jakezepeda1267 you know I feel like this has 100% happened already
"goddamnit which mod did i forget to uninstall"
@@jakezepeda1267 "try tongue but hole" energy
I physically recoiled when he mentioned a maggot crawling out of his urethra
Never thought I would hear the phrase "not alone in his coconut fuckery" but what else could I expect from this historical channel
I feel like these continuous experiments by shooting a load into foods and jars is gonna end up creating a Homunculus one day.
shoutout to the vids of a guy growing a homunculus by injecting his cum into chicken eggs... that the internet thought was real for a few days
@@Gokira666 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who remembers that video.
@@Gokira666 shout-out to ScareTheater for testing the theory
yeah, you. LELELELLOLOLOLOL DESTROYED
@@Gokira666 remember when he said it spat acid at him
"I understand the train of logic that made a man f-ck a coconut."
"Everyone spits chewed potato chip onto the next chip, right?"
Justin, buddy, we need to talk.
An astronomical bruh moment...
i used to suck on the tips of cheetos and weld them together into stickmen and then pretend i'm godzilla and eat them
@@andreibaciu7518 okay but that actually sounds like something fun
Never heard of it and I already feel neauseaus today, what did I get into?!
a true Your Experiences Are Not Universal! moment
I love the Amigara Fault reference, you truly are a man of culture.
I thoroughly expected the guy to return the coconut, then his mom finds it and prepares it for dinner.
Man, I can't decide whether that would have been a better or worse outcome than what actually happened JEEZ.
It would have been better.
*SO. MUCH. BETTER.*
That's exactly where my mind went as the worst possible scenario and then how wrong I was...how..wrong..
Bruh That Clearly Would've Been Worse, Fym
You meant JIZZ😂
Didnt that happen in the story that was in Playboy with a carrot at least 11 years ago? I heard about it back when Reddit was actually good
Somehow the potato chip analogy was far more unsettling to me than the actual topic being discussed. Subbed
audibly gagged at the thought
me too i ran straight to thee comments hoping i wasnt the only one who though it was wack
What’s worse is that I actually used to do that
@@samtheman123 I used to do it with Cheezits when I was young
@@drywallmaster656 I'm fairly certain that's illegal.
The TIFU subreddit having a strict "NO COCONUTS" rule still makes me laugh to this day when I think about it. The subreddit really did devolve into mostly coconut related stories after this story spread wide enough.
They must have removed it
Oh yes TIFU: where 99% of the content is literal porn videos transcripted to text, and the rest 1% is either fake or not a tifu at all
There’s now an entire subreddit dedicated to fucking food.
@elizabethbuczkowski7188 what's it called?
I somehow find the analogy of spitting a chewed potato chip onto another potato chip as a dip more terrifying than the story of the Cumconut.
"be wary of cockbleed" is something I'd see in a dark souls rip-off.
Dark Holes
This reminds me of that 4Chan greentext about this guy who bought a “personal watermelon”, that he then fucked and buried. That watermelon then grew, and his family came over and ate it, and he was the only one who knew.
bro WHAT
……….
His family ate his children
@@gaius9662 OMG
"Father save me! Why is my Auntie and Grandma eating me?"
Any time a title starts with “The Reddit” and ends with “Story - Tales from the Internet”, you’re in for something special
Cant wait for the ''You thought the shoebox was bad? My cousin's neighbor has been shooting it into these boxers for 7 years''
or ''The janitor pulled out his keys and unlocked the door slowley. Shit. The room stunk like the waterways of Mumbai'' Maybe the ''At my 20th birthday party a guy puked in the jungle juice, but we didn't find out until the next day''? Reddit is a magical place
"The Reddit Story - Tales from the Internet"
paused at the add, im gone, enjoi steve aokis health tracker
i see worse shit on 4chan but somehow the way reddit presents these stories makes them so much more sickening
because its made up duh
The production value and comical timing is getting so great.
Hey whang that chewed chip spit dip thing made me even more sick than the whole cumconut story. Good job
I think the worst part was the guy "peeing" a maggot, the rest was more or less the expected amount of gross
that's exactly the part that made me think it might have been totally made up -- not that I think it's impossible, but it seems like you stick it in, feel it moving, pull out, and you're going to be cleaning yourself off so fast none of the maggots would figure out they even wanted to investigate there yet
it's far more plausible to me that the guy was inspired by the redditor 7 months early who made the guide to do a LARPing story about it
That is why you don't take a piss before. Have something to flush the plumbing afterwards.
@@TransRoofKorean We’d assume but…maybe this guy was REALLY into it…and it took him a little bit to notice…
Depending on the type of larvae they can be fast little buggers. Biology can be enlightening but also you will see a lot of squirming larvae. A lot.
The very idea of a maggot wiggling around in my urethra is a fucking nightmare, I don't think I could continue living after that
This is the same coconut that’s holding the entire TF2 database
MAGGOTS!
except that's not true
hi king
There's also a load bearing cow
It became self-aware
The Amigara reference was so accurate yet unexpected I couldn't help but chuckle.
5:50 I suppressed that part of my childhood so successfully up until this point . Thank
You whang for reintroducing that to my psyche
Blowfly Girl would've loved this story
Blowfly Girl and the Coconutter. Would’ve made a great couple.
A match made in hell.
Hell yeah
I ship it
I thought the same shit!
"Be wary of cockbleed" is just a good advice for life in general.
Sounds like a message from Darksouls
@@cuckhead8975 ha ha noooo. It actually does 😭
Wise words coming from the ultimate mushroom of pain.
Oh man i remember reading this TIFU on reddit. It was glorious. Never expected it to become so widespread but seeing other people's first time reaction is as good as reading it the first time.
5:12 Thanks For Referencing My All Time Best Comfort Film Whang!
As the Ancient Hawaiian's used to say "Never drink from a coconut you find in the dark"
Thank you Tito
/:
Wait, really?
@@Pinnaporaptor Wait. Tito as in "Rocket power" Tito?
That's some sage-ass fucking advice, you never know what kind of foul things have happened to it.
Oh god I remember watching this one happen live. This tale truly holds a special place in my heart.
You were watching him do it? That's fucked up
I bet you never look at an almond joy the same way again.
Sounds pretty hot
There were endless memes and references for months afterwards.
i also remember reading this when it came out... i wish i could’ve forgotten lmao
Whang, I just wanted you to know that your inclusion of a sound effect at 2:20 was (and is still being) greatly appreciated, I dont know why but I've replayed it multiple times
I love the little ice-creams you get in half a coconut shell they have in Indian restaurants sometimes 😋😋😋
Missed opportunity to call it the CocoNUT
the CUMcoNUT
*angrily throws hat on the ground*
Also missed the fact that this video was sponsored. Instead of NOOM, it should've been COOM, amirite? 😏
Not entirely. One of the guides shown in the video mentioned something about "Coco-nutting" on it's title
The CUMshotNUT
This one Filipino novelty song, Da Coconut Nut, hits different now after this.
_"The coconut nut is a giant nut_
_If you eat too much, you'll get very fat_
_Now, the coconut nut is a big-big nut_
_But it's delicious nut is not a nut"_
IM THINKING THE SAME THING
It's the Coco fruit,
From the Coco tree,
From the Coco palm family
La la la la la
Holy shit I had zero idea this was a Filipino song, it was always common around here among (mostly) white children, happy to know this now
Take my like and go away…
Oh gosh lol
excellent content Whang! been really enjoying your videos. subbed
"Beware of Cockbleed"
That sounds like some gamertag for a pvp pro to stay away from
Can't wait to see what awful thing someone is going to do with a coconut.
Same man like when I saw the title I was like what fuck up thing is going to happen
Yeah..... 😟
I regret my view of this video
Dont see the thumbnail
@@alphalax7747 to late.....
Sees hole in coconut:
"This hole was made for me"
I hate this 😂
Oh nooooooooooooo
Amigara fault?
He literally makes this joke in the video
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
Love the Toe jam & Earl reference lol had it as a kid on Genesis.. badass
He be gangsta till the flies ask for child support
I found the chewed chip spit dip to be the most offensive and unnerving part of this episode. I was expecting everything besides that.
Apparently this is a thing people do?
Oof
Then I am your worst nightmare lol, I always do that with my chips
@@Blablablablabla392 friended, unfriended, blocked, banned, deleted. Recorded and reported. Don’t ever speak to me or my son again.
In pretty sure everyone is commenting this and thinks its unique.
@@shannond1511 do you think you’re unique for pointing out my mundanity?
A wet, dark and protected little cave like the inside of a coconut on a humid summer day seems like the perfect breeding ground for all kinds of insects, it's absolutely beyond me how someone could just leave that laying around. Guess the horny was stronger then reason and logic lmao
I had it before that something fell behind the counter. It's disgusting. Imagining doing that on purpose, without gloves, mixing the soup with your weiner .... no thanks
I dont know where but there was a story very similar to this but a guy jizzed into a soda can and accidentally drank it
@@satan1841 Wasn’t it a big gulp slushie or something?
@@mildly_miffed_man1414 yes that's it
@@satan1841 Didn’t he also do it in a parking lot while waiting for his parents to come back with groceries or am I mixing that story up with a different one?
I love this channel. I learn new vocabulary every time. Coconut …kery. Love it
Lmao love the "audio jungle" in the intro.
Great video man
There are a bunch of new people who are being introduced to Whang’s channel with this video. I’m this will be their first exposure. I think that’s beautiful.
This video almost made me gag lmao.
This made you gag? Weak.
everyone has their first whang video, it's like an initiation of filth on the internet
As a long time fan of your Chanel I can tell this is pure gold
How? It's not any more popular than most of the other uploads
@@chuckeescircus4855 back in my day you'd just get sent a video of a guy fucking a corpse with the title Doom2.exe
Whang at this point you need a playlist called “Welcome to the Cumzone”, it’ll be a bit like running the gauntlet.
With the cum jar at the end. seriously that thumbnail just makes me gag I'm not watching that video
"Pressure cook my greasy balls"
C U M V E R S E
Or "Picturesc sexual encounters"... after all, the Jolly rancher story and Blowfly Girl have to be accounted for.
I mean, he has the Gross playlist
Part of this reminds me so much of Palahniuk's infamous "Guts" that it's really unnerving.
This is the first video I've seen of yours and now I'm a subscriber.
"This video is sponsored by Noom." 'Cause you're sure as hell going to lose your appetite when you hear what this guy did to food.
I made the mistake of watching this one, despite having heard the story and knowing more or less how cursed it is, right after eating a nice ruben from McAlister's.
I am truly my own worst enemy.
This video was made by coom
I feel like "The Coconut-er" is as missed opportunity here.
that or Cock-o-nut
@@andreibaciu7518 Cocumnut
Nothing beats the pringlecan, 2 sponges, and a rubber glove fleshlight
I did the chip thing so much as a child why'd you bring back those memories
I'm a simple man. I see a Whang video; I throw up and cry myself to sleep.
Painfully accurate 😁
We've all gathered here to fuck our minds up
I only heard a part of the story I didn’t know he fucking blasted the thing against the wall, Jesus.
It would take quite a hot load to blast it against the wall
Coconut has milk and hair, it's the closest thing to a mammal
i dont even know where i read this story but i remember reading iy somewhere (wasnt even on reddit) years ago
you know it’s gonna be a banger vid when the title starts with “the reddit”
Is this the story where he doesn’t clean the coconut for a week so maggots show up in there?
Edit: Oh my god
Ah, another Reddit post I will never be able to forget
spoilers
The worst is when you read the comments before finishing the video and you find out something awful.
Play the lottery. Now.
This is somehow worse than the mlp cumjar series.
I heard about this story like a few months ago and seeing the thumbnail just reminded me about it and i hate it very much thanks whang!
I remember reading this story when it was posted. How time flies.
I haven't heard of this story before, going in blind, pray for me.
Update: no prayers were enough.
I was eating during this video suddenly my appetite was gone as soon as I realized....
I'm afraid...I'm doing it anyway tho
The horrors Wilson must have witnessed during Castaway
Makes one think different about the relationship on the island. Wilson wasn't his buddy but his wife
lmao
I’ve watched a lot of Whang videos but this is the one that made me gag the most violently
I've trespassed onto many properties that have signs that say "beware of dog" or "trespassers will be blah blah blah" for shortcuts around town. But had any single one of those signs said "be wary of cockbleed" my legs would be far more toned today.
It’s insane how Noom sponsored you to talk about coconut maggots
they knew nobody would be eating after this
Man, I love everything Whang does. It feels like I'm a little kid again and I'm listening to my friends on the playground talk about disgusting things they found on the internet in the early 2000s
Exactly, after all, we are the kids of what was called the "gross generation" with a lot of gross related toys, cartoons and stuff
I knew a kid like that. He would eat ants and also said his mom knew Tony Hawk.
It was a simpler time in life.
I'll be seeing you Oct 26th at the Sunny in Albuquerque. Can't wait.
Whang! you be posting some weird funny stuff, and I love it! Keep up the good work! You are a legend!
call me crazy, but i think that this event is historically significant to internet history.
It indeed is.
It teach us all a lesson.
The fact that he refused to answer basic questions like "how did the smell not clue you in the last time" or "how did your parents not discover you cleaning it up" is pretty telling about the story's veracity. Lots of people in the AMA asked him to specify if he was home alone when the.... "conclusion" occurred, but he ignored all of them. Typically that means it's a total lie, and OP wasn't smart enough to think of a decent excuse to hand wave away that particular plot hole.
Love how you threw in the Earthbound battle track at the gross part 🌎
Love the Hotel Delfino music in the background
I cannot imagine a more iconic line than “be wary of cockbleed”
What kind of sociopath spits up chewed chips for "dip"
Edit: people who lick the flavor off chips and throw them away are the scourge of the earth and should be burned.
Good sociopaths
Birds
I used to do that as a kid, except I’d just spit out chewed cracker on another cracker.
I never heard of someone doing that and I physically shivered a little. But I'm the kind of person who licks off all the chips and throws away the soft left over potato chips
@@localmenace3043 glad to know I wasnt the only one who used to do that XD
The sound effects makes this video in art masterpiece
"It's like that thing where you shew up a potato chip, then you spit it out onto a new potato chip so it's like you made your own dip" How is that more disgusting than the story in the background?
i used to actually do that tho 😭
I think the "spitting chip on the next chip" made the whole thing even worse
It's nice to know my role model also does the chip spit thing, I also used to do it for pizza, where you would find one of the bubbles in the dough, bit a hole into it and fill it with chewed pizza to make what is essentially a giant pepperoni pizza combo.
I absolutely love the Little Monsters reference!!!! That was my favorite movie when I was younger!!!! I was so in love with Fred Savage!!!
I'm pretty sure half of the stories on the internet is people fuc.king things they're not supposed to.
I mean...it was always the case. We got aids because some horny mf fricked a poor monke
@@edgaranalhoe7678 they took return to monke a little to literally
Well, what else are you supposed to F***? Some people cant get fleshlights
@@marquezharris619
Something that's easy to clean and won't rot-
@@ingloriousMachina sex toys are banned in some countries like australia and mexico
Gilligan's Island was more risque than I remember.
Listen here ya lil shi-
NOOOO-
I love that there are actually companies that will sponsor this shit. Makes me happy.
I remember reading this story a couple years ago, it's better hearing whang tell it!
"everyone does that right?" narrator: "nobody does that"
FINALLY another reddit story. The best of their kind.
to me its even crazier knowing i watched it unfold first-hand
the coomer platform
@@user-uo8ny1kj4c Of grime and degeneration come stories to be told for centuries.
the sound effects make this better LMAO
I too, spit up chewed potato chip and put it onto a new potato chip, then place another chip on top of it. Potato chip sandwich
Wang: dressed like a priest
Also Wang: "Nut in a nut"
You're killing it with the sound effects on this episode.
And by "it" I mean my will to live.
I love stories like these
you said that potato chip thing around 6 minutes and kind of glad im not alone in that boat
You should do a video on the origins of the Original jeff the Killer picture. The writer of the creepypasta claims he made it but theres evidence hes lying.
Goose Boose has already covered it pretty well. I like Whang a lot, but unless anything new has come out recently, I don't see what else there is to say.
Which writer, the "acid" one?
@@dmitryboardman9762 true
@@dmitryboardman9762 Yeah we all know it was a photoshop of katy robinson!
@@Minchken
Actually, the video I referenced examined that. Katy wasn't even the name of the person in the picture and the story wasn't real, and the picture may not even be the original Jeff photo.
My brain is broken i literally laughed at the audiojungle watermark at 0:40
AA EE OO
Same
my god, this gave me chills wtf
“Some of them tryin’ to finagle their way into his urethra”
Dude. That hurt my urethra just hearing it.
"Old loads become the new lube."
Legitimately made me gag in public.
Circle of life.