Man Creates Human Life in a Jar - Tales From the Internet
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NO PLEASE DONT PUT IT IN A JAR
Yes but in a good way...like when your lovers finger tips run from the base of your skull to your buttcrack
19:02 : âThis looks like kombucha.â
Me: HehehâĶ CUM-bucha ð??
$2,100?!?? ðĩ
nah bro i think this one needed a warning
This is the 4chan version of a kid mixing all the shampoos in the bathroom to see what happens
I remember doing that lol
All the shampoos together smelled really good.
@@Seafoamworks99 Facts
He IS mixing all his shampoos together.
Why did everyone do that I thought I was a genius
iâm glad strange hermits practicing alchemy hasnât quite died out as a human phenomenon
Not to be a complete nerd or some shit, but Iâd argue that chemistry is to alchemy what a spaniel is to a wolf.
Yume nikki pfp :D
â@@embroideredragdoll"The same, but after gross negligence?"
Alchemy is for everyone, from a strangely confident lonely person in a weird corner of the Internet creating life in a jar, to a little kid accidentally creating a new type of moonshine/poison in an attempt to create perfume from soaking random moss, flowers, bugs in a tupperware container.
It is all part of that weird human instinct to find strange things and make a potion/soup
True
"HELLO I AM PROFESSOR PSYCHOTIC, IM MAKING AN EGG WITH MY DNA IN MY EEEVIL LABORATORY!"
Beat me to it ð
Haha thought the same
I had this same thought lmfao ð
Im convinved that episode is based off of this incident ð
thats what i was thinking LMFAOOO
Imagine your kid proclaims that youâre a grandparent nowâĶ and proceeds to bring out a jar full of mold ð
And cum. And blood. And whatever other mystery fluids. Honestly the mold is the least concerning thing in that brew
At least he is learning tbh ðð like idk how I would feel
I would post photos of the mold jar on facebook referring to it as my grandchild
â@@Cookedandcreepy
Definitely profile picture material
slips and breaks all over the floor ð
If this guy was born in the 1300s he would be a famous scientist and philosopher
...and how are we certain he isn't?
The internet does what the internet does. ð
Understandable reaction
Homunculi was very popular trope
nuh uh
@@No_Vax_Covid_Gift_Giver
Hahahaha no he wouldn't.
He would be one of the uncountable nutjobs history has forgotten.
"Dad, How was i born ?"
*"You were born in a jar ð"*
it would be a cool story to tell friends at school lol
In vitro fertilization be like
And a pony figurine
Rainbow Dash was the mom.
I'm the 230th like
Every one of Whang's videos that involve jars send a shiver down my spine
Its not your grandmother strawberry jam.
You know today is a good day when Whang posts a good internet story
Or shards up the butt.
Mr hands
I always just get hungryâĶ
Just when you think the internet couldn't do anything worse with jars
This is 15 years old
There is always worse.
Just waiting.
Jars don't deserve it honestly
Nothing says "Unfren and Run for your lives!!" more, than seeing jar(s) with plastic wrap and rubber-bands.
Its not the internet lol its people i used to say i hate the internet because of shit like this but then i realized i hate people lol they are doing it they are uploading and your friends people will send it to you lol see its always people
Perhaps, he continued.
Perhaps, he perfected it.
Perhaps, Adam,
Perhaps he walks today.
Perhaps Adam is among us.
Amogus
Amogus
AMONG US ðĪĢ
Gomonous
TikTok
Brain ð§
He really *poured himself* into this project
Oof..
Badum-tss ðĨ
OwO
@@ashisalrtakenum the fuc-
I guess you can say he put all of his blood, sweat, and semen into it too
As a biochemist I find this homebrew "fuck around & find out" type of science very entertaining.
I wonder if this is like watching a parrot trying to fit the square block in the circle hole for you
You should know better.
This isn't science this is classic "garbage in garbage out".
Is a jar of random things, random composition, inhabited by random contaminations. There is no useful thing to take away from this, this is a better experiment on Psychiatry than Biochemistry.
Pee cleans your best linens
â@@sailor5853wow, with that attitude your wings will definitely never burn
â@@sailor5853you seem fun
The fact that, even past the days of prominent alchemy, we still get to see the hermits preform weird nasty little experiments in attempts to create homunculi is pretty interesting.
It's the Flesh Version of mixing shampoos and soaps to make "potions".
Flesh potions
It terrifies me to think I could talk to a coworker or a classmate and then he'd go home and do something like this
tbf he isnÂīt hurting anyone, heÂīs just experimenting
You probably already have. What do you really know about your coworkers and classmates if you dont spend time with them?
Its cause thats all they are to you, coworkers and classmates, not friends or humans you care to get to know, but rather, people you pass everyday, and try to forget the second they arent around.
Try surrounding yourself with friends and collegues you respect and understand and spend time with, and you wont have to speculate about this again.
â@@poughkeepsiebluetwo more comments and you have to bill him for monthly therapy
@@poughkeepsieblue I think you over-emphasise the degree to which friends must know each other's goings-on. Unless you're peeping through someone's window at night, it's impossible to discount that they privately have eccentric hobbies and bizarre coping mechanisms.
A lack of friendship does not mean a lack of regard and interest in other people. Not everyone can, should, or is going to be your friend -- and yet you get on, say hello, wonder about them sometimes. OP is at no fault for that.
As a former 'weird shit in a jar' person myself: you do try to conceal what you're doing.
â@fruitygarlic3601 what do you mean "former weird shit in a jar person?" What did you do??
"Smellin' funky and lookin' weird" could describe so, so many things on this channel.
DENT!?
It describes my ass perfectly
Such a good fucking quote as well. I will forever quote this and have to explain in detail where it came from.
Sounds like a straight to DVD 2000s teen comedy
Could probably describe a majority of the people subscribed as well.
Can we ban jars from the internet please
Words of a SOLID presidential candidate right here! Best idea ive heard all day! ðĪĒ
As someone with a degree in biochemistry, this was like watching a toddler sitting on an egg to get a pet bird
Let bro have fun
WHY ISNT IT POSSIBLE
â@@beanswrlddit's just not.
@@thornyduckBUT WHY
@@BraidensWorldProductions it's just not.
I find it ironic that the most neglected experiment he had was the most successful in the sense that whatever the hell is in that mold jar was still continuing with the life he gave it even though abandoned.
The Mold Jar exist out of Spite.
thr kind of willpower I aspire to
Be like mold jar; keep yourself alive out of spite if nothing else.
@@Painocusnature is beautiful
I thought this was the guy who made a real humanculid? With a sperm and an egg. Soo... Creepy.
I called it "Adam".
ðģ
Cue God's deluge of red-hot MAGMA!!
As deranged as he might sound at first. I think he would probably be a better father than Frankenstein was
He gave Adam a birthday celebration so he already is a better father
The story of Adam is genuinely Oscar level storytelling. It has a 3 part act- the start of the experiment, the extra attempts and changes, and then the conclusion. It even has a fucking thought provoking message. The hero struggles with loneliness and attempts to create life, struggles to complete his task, but while attempting to create life, he improves his own, and ends the experiment due to no longer needing to create a companion having found companionship elsewhere. QUITE LITERALLY the real Adams were the friends we made along the way.
A story that was created and experienced by a true poet.
Hehe. You got a good brain.
We truly live in a society
â@@isthatyoucedric7854 me when i see a good brain:
I want this to be a motion picture now, highkey ððâïļ
I find it poetic how the jar liquids almost seem alive as long as future's father remains using them as a coping mechanism, only to go back to drying out once he had time to get better, like golems returning to earth once they had fulfilled their purpose.
Then there's the literal jar of pure miasma existing out of pure spite.
He didn't even do it correctly too!
The end to the story was such whiplash. He goes from this insane cum collecting weirdo to someone thatâs strangely relatable. Even if collecting cum jars isnât your coping mechanism, the loneliness that it was born from is something we all share as humans.
It's like most "good stuffs" in life when you think about it as you cope with it,but as soon you start accepting your life,it disappears.
Now that I've watched this, I definitely think you SHOULD do a deep dive on the homunculus videos. Apparently the Russian guy in the gas mask is dead now, too; not because he was drafted and killed, he passed away several years before the war from unrelated causes.
I love how you assumed that we'd immediately think he died because of the war, as if Russians can't die of anything else but war
I remember that guy, much more proceedural than this guy
Bro that video scared me when I was younger, I somehow came across them naturally, and I was really invested, like this thing was alive and real to me, and when it attacked him and he killed it I felt so bad I had nightmares.... yeah..
@@beepatpen once he dumped a wad of moddling clay into the tank and acted like it did stuff I was doneâĶ. It was interesting until the obvious lump of clay ruined the immersion.
iirc didn't he die of a heart attack or something?
"Adam... Was evaporating" hit me so hard. I genuinely laughed for about 15 minutes.
Im going to go on a limb here and say you werent laughing for 15 minutes
â@@DannyMorrswhich limb? Personally I think the arm would be best to go out on
@@DannyMorrsyea same here I doubt if he even laughed for more than 2 minutes
Hey guess what. You were laughing for 15 minutes 7 months ago
You're laughing, Adam evaporated, and you're laughing
I dont think its legal to keep living humans in a jar. As soon as the lid is sealed, its considered lidnapping. Being lidnapped is a jarring experience. Prosecutors may have an air tight seal on this case. Crimes aside, very captivating. Hopefully he never o-puns the jar, he might find himself in one hell of a pickle.
I love you.
Damnit take my like
You made my day with this ð
Booooooooo
Fuckin hell this comment is so underrated ððð fucking GENIUS I love you
Iâmma be real, the little birthday he threw for Adam was really adorable
Yeah
I mean I guess
It's the thought that counts lol
As long as you donât think about whatâs in the jar ð
He leaves the jar in the dark for months only to one day hear a noise, he checks the dark room and a little meatball is crawling towards him
an abomination, screaming with no mouth, cursing his horrid, painful existence, begging for his father to bring him death
FuturesFather cries, shocked at his crime again God, he wants to relieve Adam but he canÂīt kill his own son, heÂīs too proud of himself to do it
He puts Adam in a new jar, apologizes repeatedly, and leaves the room
he quietly considers updating his blog while reaching for the gun
in the dark, forever, sits a screaming Adam, and a smiling Adam2
Better than every short story iâve ever read combined
Why is this not the top comment?
Never read this version of "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream"
@@ryanhurst6882 I have no ass and I must shit
ð
Still not the worse jar related activity on this channel
is it?
it is bro this is horrific
no, it definitely is
You guys seriously think this is worse then breaking a jar inside of an anal cavity?
Agreed. Still better than 1 guy 1 jar.
At the very least, I completely get what the guy means about his Adam project giving him an escape from his lonliness and providing a sort of personal breakthrough.
People are very good at pack-bonding, moreso when we lack other beings to bond with; when I first started gardening I was in a really rough place in home life and doing this gave me something to focus on day after day.
When that first seed sprouted I was ecstatic, when it withered due to too much sun I was heartbroken. I tried multiple different seeds in an attempt to keep them alive and I succeeded, all except two little soybean plants. Despite my best efforts, these things never grew more than 5 leaves and never got more than a few inches tall. They were spindley and weak by standards of normal growth, but I did everything I could to keep them alive. They lived a full life, all the way til winter, because I refused to give up on them; I had days where I told myself "they're just stupid plants, they're going to die and thats just the reality of the matter" - I wanted to neglect them because I didn't want to keep putting in the effort for a couple plants I knew were doomed (both because thats how winter works and because they were stunted from the start).
I never did give up on them though.
All the way to the first frost, rain or shine, I did everything in my power to keep those plants and the others I was growing safe - they were something to focus on and I couldn't just leave them out there to wither on their own. I remember we had a really bad hail storm come out of nowhere one day with torrential rain; I rushed outside with a mattress comforter on my back because I didnt know how else to protect them. The pumpkins took some hits, leaves got shredded, but they sprung back in the following months; those soybeans survived the hail unharmed though. I was literally standing out in freezing rain and hail, ankle deep in a sudden deluge, all for a 3x4 plot of dirt with some stunted plants in it.
After the hail let up I got on my hands and knees digging trenches for the excess water to drain away (it flooded the area so I had to work fast. We live in a desert so flooding never entered my mind when I chose the garden spot).
Again, all this for a couple stunted soybean plants I knew would never produce pods.
In the end I was right, the soybeans never grew beyond that point, but somehow they still lived an entire year despite their bad genetics; through sheer force of will (theirs and mine), they lived a full life - it seems dumb, but I loved those little things.
They were the most persistent little plants that somehow beat the odds. When they finally did wither I went ahead and pulled them up by the roots: those roots were the shallowest, weakest roots I have ever seen. The hairs on my arms and legs were longer than the roots, and still somehow these things had lived as long as they did - it was so absurd I couldn't help but be amazed.
So yeah - the guy in the video pack bonded with his science experiment and I pack bonded with some genetic misfit soybean plants. In both cases, the experience offered a reprieve from what we were going through and gave a sort of companionship we were both apparently in need of. Life can be weird like that, but having personally gone through this stuff: I get it. Sometimes you just need something to pour your heart into and return to every day; knowing its future relies on your consistency gives you a sort of responsibility to tend to it, and if you don't then you experience very real feelings of guilt - no matter how illogical it might seem. Adam may not have produced life, but it gave him a companion; my soybeans may have been ill-suited to life, but my efforts gave them the chance they otherwise might never have had. In both cases its the sort of thing you'll remember years later because of the unintentional impression it left on you.
Beautiful.
Damn dude
i aint reading allat
this is oddly sweet
That's genuinely beautiful
"One hair with its root still intact"
Ah yes, that hair root is gonna make all the difference in this.
I guess the thought is that the root of hair has a different âtypeâ of DNA compared to the shaft. For instance, when DNA testing crime scenes, hair cannot be used as an identifier if there is no root.
â@@boneless3000it can't? Thank goodness. Or i mean that's interesting
â@@boneless3000 Sure but that hair DNA will do absolutely nothing except degrade
Imagine being normal and not knowing the darkest horrors of humanity
Wonder what that's like. Huh.
Sounds cringe ngl
@@dopey473 Very true Being strange is awesome
i am normal i am sane i am normal i am sane
â@@dopey473 lol normie
STOOPP FIIGHTIIINNGG
as gross as it is, i think itâs weirdly wholesome that human curiosity has remained basically unchanged since the dawn of time
"Me put gross body juice in container! It become other human."
20 minutes later
"Mini human is creating. It stinky."
most people fulfill their curiosity by looking up what other people have done previously in that field and learning from that
not this man though, he's an explorer for better or worse
Wholesome? it's called finding a spouse and having a kid. THAT'S how you create life, looool. We already solved this great mystery millennia ago. Rather, nature solved it for us. If he had striven to make gold or some new element, then we'd have something.
@@jase276 dont be such a negative nancy here, if this guy somehow figured out how to make a human out of garbage then we'd solve a lot of problems for couples with fertility issues and what not
@@FantasmaNaranja well do i have a potential way of creating babies for you... IVG if you wanna look it up, it's quite fascinating (that is in fact IVG and not IVF)
at this point whang could make a playlist purely out of jar stories. a jar of jars, if you will
A jar list of jar things.
@@Shuji_the_greatjarring jar things
Jar jar clinks
Jarmander
â@@idonteatspiders2986Georg, is that you?!
16:13 his conclusion of his experiment was the date I was born ð
Damn ð the year he started the project was the year i was born (2008)
Just in case, is your name Adam?
@@ZorroXido nahhhhhððð
You 14 year olds are screwed if you came to the world that late
@@rickgrimes9317 as a 16 year old i can confirm, i was too close to being a gen alpha
I luckily got the 2000 experience combined with the 2010s
Ibwas flabbergasted when i found out other kids didnt know what vhs were, or gameboys
Heck my first game ever was supermario land two
Fella set out to create life but just managed to create a level 4 biohazard
ð
That IS sorta creating life ðĪ
@@doom_371blahblah5 yeah, a microbial homunculus of sortsðĪĢ
Yall itâs like that one Warframe species, the infested
Iâm disappointed in myself as a neuroscientist with cell culture experience I found myself coming up with so many suggestions for this dude while listening
Do not
Haha that's hilarious but in a good way, because you are coming at it from an experienced informed point of view.
You should be ashamed of yourself, and go sit in the corner for 20 minutes...
Donât even think about posting your suggestions hereâĶ ð
With great disappointment comes great shame. I hope you have started your own jar.
That smiling friends episode
Imagine being born from a jar
Too bad I was born from a box...
I met someone who was unironically born in a dumpster
Too many have been born in a jar, donate to your local jar inn.
"Dad why dont I have a mom?" "The jar's your mom, Adam I've told you a hundred times"
Jarcels are SEETHING rn
This guy's scientific process and logic is just the gunk equivalent of those potions you made as a kid in the shower by mixing soap and shampoo and stuff
Mentally ill people make the internet a lot funnier
Whenever I think "Tales from the Internet" can't get anymore crazy - they prove me wrong.
Your definitely not familiar with the internet then
The real twist is when you find out they are all middle school science fair experiments.
With another jar
This isn't even crazy it's just a silly experiment
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Finally, the Jar trilogy is complete
Whang in a year:
"Our newest entry in the Jar Wars saga is about to begin!"
Actually, they are releasing three more episodes, but they take place prior to the current story and won't be as good. Then, they will create several separate tv series for each and every ingredient
I think thereâs actually four jar videos by now, this, the MLP jar, the poop jars, and Jar Man.
The Extended Jarniverse
â@@shovelhead108as long as these don't literally contain a character named Jar Jar I'll watch.
Adam would be 15 turning 16 by now ð RIP ððū
Actually this is the most commendable jar story. He's actually curious and wants to learn and is actively making his own observations from what he can see, only using replies on the forum as suggestion. I can respect that.
No it's not.
Yes it is, compared to every other fucked up jar story out there
that's still a biohazard bro. now he's got a dry jar with crust that might have pathogenic bacteria spores
Pretty sure one of those other jars was because someone was curious too...
â@@blepblep7245no it isnt
This guy should've just done the biome in the flask thing. That thing where you get a big jar, jug, or flask, then add like some dirt water and poke some holes in the top. I can't exactly remember the ingredients but that's much cooler than... this..ð
Typically, you'd take most of an eco-systems natural fauna, be it fungus, plants, bugs, or in very rare cases, lizards, or nematodes, and balance them neatly before that though, you'd add some natural soil and some swamp water or something, then you'd seal it very tightly in a massive (Most of the time corked.) jar, and if you did everything correctly, it would become a self-sustaining eco-system. (A great example of this would be a Terrarium made in the 1960's, which is supposedly still alive today, or alternatively all of the TH-cam channels that make terrariums.)
Well, a bit of semen in that ecosystem wouldn't hurt anyone.
@@denisborzov8406
Unironically the first onahole terrarium
I let this play during a halloween party I was hosting at my apartment. All the guests were sickened but curious at it.
Holy ambiance Batman
My toxic trait is that I genuinely think I could make a homunculus out of my own blood sweat and tears.
this made me lol
then do it. dont be all talk and no results.
Dude I'm getting my biology degree in december yet I'm still 100% sur I can creatd life in a jar.
Bro I'm so genetically messed up I could probably make a homunculus by sneezing
That just means you're an idiot.
15:59 One time my sister and I kidnapped a bunch of bugs from the backyard and piled so many of them into a jar that they were piled and crawling on top of eachother, and would feed them old bread once a day. They would eat it in like, 20 minutes.
Then we forgot to feed them.
Then we came back like, five total days into the project and it was just a pile of desecrated bread, dust and dead bugs fossilized together into one big mass.
Our punishment was cleaning the jar, only to have it thrown out because nobody wanted to use it after that.
Imagine life from the perspective of these bugs. I can only imagine the moronic offspring of some super-intelligent aliens kidnapping a bunch of humans to do twisted and completely pointless experiments on for their own amusement, only to forget about it and let them starve to death in some dark closet in the mothership
@@rylanyoung2018 Yeah, it was pretty messed up. Childhood me didn't see it that way, though. Tbh, I have no idea HOW I saw it.
â@@draccqueen1770same. I'd fry live ants over fires when I was a kid. Now that i think of it, I'm horrified lol. But again, I never knew better. Heck there was no one to tell me. Grew up a single child
@@rylanyoung2018 You almost described the plot to The Doomed City by the Strugatskys.
I'm impressed you didn't accidentally create a kodoku.
0:10 Ok I'm out! ðĪĒ
imagin if i became a chicken
â@@Caii469 imagine if I became an ostrich
â@@Caii469 imagine if I became a elephant
@@Zip_bomb you already are ðððð
Fun fact, this is actually how Adam 22 was born and is the reason he is the way he is.
Edit: I'd like to think this actually is Adam 22. He got left in the cupboard and forgotten and slowly grew over many yesrs. And now he's come back from the future to find his jar daddy.
Turns out he only came back to be a cuck
Sounds like death metal song
Hey did you edit your comment
Professor Psychotic is that you ?
The lengths some people go out to hoard bodily fluids and mold on these sites is just something else
He isn't hoarding bodily fluids he's trying to make a little human
I don't know how to feel about the fact that this exact kind of bizarre, uneducated curiosity is how we as a species developed scientific study in the first place. Or that this story ended up being genuinely interesting to me. Not to mention heartwarming in a way ð
imagine this: you have been given consciousness, you have no idea what is happening around you, all you know is that you are inside of a glass jar.
What an unusually wholesome video about a jar guy.
Fellow splatoon pfp
The internet and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race...but not for Whang's bank account which is all that matters.
I actually love this kind of insanity. It's how things get discovered. Some things sound fucking nuts when they're started, but become wonderful inventions soon enough. Not saying this isn't odd, it's very odd, but damn this shit's cool.
This is NOT how things get discovered because it's not a novel concept and is a completely wrong way of growing human cells. The end result was always going to be mold and bacteria, the environment wasn't even sterile. This would've been more interesting if actually done by someone with knowledge in cytology. Idk as a genomics researcher it feels like I'm seeing a kid create a ridiculously goofy scientific hypothesis while all the other kids are clapping and telling him how innovative he is lmao
Im start to discover the new hell(insanity)
Honestly this is the kind of early science experiments that I think old Natural philosophers from the Greco-Roman era would have run. Just trying stuff and seeing what happens.
You should host a Jar-Con
Crazy to think i was born the same month and year as the jar of life
Iâm boiling my menstrual cup and this video is the perfect length to watch until itâs done
Thanks Whang ð
What?
why would you dump and boil it when you could start up a jar?
@@camdecay Iâm not trying to be the next jar story on this channel
Aw come on! That would be a good start in internet infamy!
â@@carles2623Think of the Reddit gold!
"prickling my finger is too hard but destroying my gums, now thatÂīs the better option"
He could have harshly tapped or rubbed his nose and gave himself a nosebleed. It would have been way easier and gave him a lot more blood. Smh
Nothing ever good happens when a jar is involved
I fucking hate my brain sometimes. Every time one of the jars was shown, that evil little chunk of meat whispered, "Thirsty?" And then my imagination started going to work. And now I want to drink something strong enough to remove paint.
everclear or tequila
_"now you've heard about a lot of fluid filled jars on this channel"_ oh shit here we go again
No shit. Thankfully
14:16 u ruined honey for me
I hope your eating honey right now
At first I admit that I was laughing at this modern day alchemist dude trying to create life as how the middle ages thought that life came to be(tossing random shit and thinking that it might create a Lil human being) , but then at the end it made me feel like this dude really needed to feel less alone and basically created a project to keep its mind occupied, even if it was a gross kind of way, good for them though
I can see this
Jars and poop are what fuels the Internet.
Jenkem
Holy shit I was born on the 19th of January 2008. I am Adam
YOOOOOOOOO
Is your name Adam as well by the chance?
If thereâs a story involving a jar and some kind of human excretions you know Whang is gonna cover it
This... implies that Whang is a mold?
Iâd love to see a video on the Russian homunculus experiment. I used to watch TH-cam videos of that as a kid and I grew very nostalgic for it. I remember sharing updates with my mom and grandma on the way home from middle school
The russian homonculi guy was fake
ââ@@gutgunstig7061no shit, we want internet culture lessons, not a science class I mean
â@@gutgunstig7061maybe so, but Korney was entertaining nonetheless.
@@c.b.kansan1700he fucking died
@@gutgunstig7061i could di stuff similar to it but actually real if the guy would twlk to me
11:13 "Change the world" was Adam's final message
Absolutely love that I've been here through the whole transition of Justin having to tiptoe around sensitive subjects for fear of demonetization to where he can now sustain himself through sponsors and pretty much just say whatever he wants.
this isn what I thought it was going to be, imagine somebody finding this in a jar like 200 years from now and they thinks its some sort of jam only to find this monstrosity in lab testing
Imagine they discover it and think itâs 2020 honey, since honey doesnât decay. So they taste it, lick it then found out what it was
Mucus nucleus sounds like a band
Either Goregrind or Gorenoise
The ending of this one feels a lot like that guy who married Hatsune Miku. Surprisingly wholesome and self-aware for someone engaging in such deranged behavior lol.
Can I just say how much I adore your unbiased approach to strange and gross things on the Internet? You educate yourself very well on each topic and are able to see good in the bad. You truly come across as an unbiased outside observer, its as if you are taking on the role of futures father and the Internet is your blood and cum jar. âĨïļ
I really appreciated that he threw a one month part for Adam. It gives a wholesome air to what would be just another story about a gross jar.
Well, at least the guy was happy with the results... and helped him thru a dark time
Truly profound. Never would I have thought Iâd relate so heavily to a jar of blood and nut. And never had I thought Iâd mourn itâs deterioration. But here I am. Phenomenal Whang. Truly phenomenal.
humans will clearly pack bond with anything, and I love that
Dr Psychotic from Smiling Friends
Whang, will you ever make a video about the Russian TH-camr ÐаК ÐĄÐīÐĩÐŧаŅŅ ... who claimed to have made the homunculus? Whatâs mysterious is that his videos reach over a million viewers and strangely he vanished and was never seen again. Creepy 2015 era of TH-cam. EDIT: He said he might cover it in the future, now I know.
IIRC He died of a heart attack, and it was proven to be fake
It wasn't real and his disappearance was him passing away
â@@MercuryKuroganewrong I am the homunculus seen in the videos, I went to college, have a job and a happy life. I barely escaped the draft in Russia
My father was apprehended by the police for child endangerment He forgor to clean my tank :/
@@raulpetrascu2696didnât he squish you with a book?
i once kept a jar with an apple core, paint water and halloween candies (chalky) and sealed it watching it rot and fester. was interesting to watch change, guess the same mindset is behind this
Stupid fuckin' Neco Wafers. Who the hell thought that was good "treat"?
That one gumball episode but gruesome
If this guy found "extracting" semen to be harder than aggressively flossing until his gums bled... I'm morbidly curious to know what his "method" was.
Imagine this guy goes on vacatkon and gets a house sitter and is like "ok i need you to water the plants and uuuuh...."
12:21 This is the time mark of where I left off the video today. I need to stop because I feel like if I continue I'm going to vomit.
Itâs absolutely insane that this is only like the 3rd or 4th weirdest thing involving jars on this channel
Whang and strange jar stories go together like PB&J
Both contained in ....JARS
Peanut butter and... *J A R*
@@MrEnKaye what type of jar? Mason, tall, wide, small, skiny, crushed, plastic?
Oh man, this was a whole rollercoaster.
I love how emotional the ending was and just how artistic his words are. Crazy stuff, but amazing to look at nonetheless.
I'm a simple man. I see "Tales From the Internet" and "Jar" in the same title, I click.
Amen, dude ð
Imagine being born in a jar ð, you'd have to be the most enemy-less, calm person. Cause someone could just say your jar should've broken ðð
Well they could just reply with "and your mum should have swallowed you" haha
if that sets you off all someone would need to say to you was you should have been aborted so you would also need to be the most 'enemy-less' (well-liked? admired? i feel like those words would be 'normal' instead of enemy-less haha), calm person cause then someone is pretty much saying the same thing.
@@loopooillohg ðĪ
my guy got his bioengineering degree behind the back of a gas station toilet
Trying to create life using household chemicals is what usually leads to missing limbs in a best case scenario and being turned into a suit of armor at worst.
Loneliness is what I felt from this guy. I'm glad he's feeling better now
This is not scientific like the russian homunculus experiment.
This is alchemy.
Love it.
This sounds like something out of a crazy scifi novel, a man "creates life" in search of companionship and i guess you could say spiritual healing or love and ends up going on a crazy journey with this creature before turning his life around and realizing he has to abandon it for greener pastures.
"Man honey" was something i could live without hearing
Would you prefer hearing "baby gravy"?
What about man mayo
@@cluckcluckmotherfker or love juice
@@zombiewarrior88 100% concentrate, straight from the source lol
@@zombiewarrior88 baby gravy is the worst i fucking hate that combination of words so much
I feel like pricking yourself would be less painful than aggressively flossing
I think it's absolutely criminal that this tale has a conclusion that affected me emotionally as much as it did.